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>> No.54475296

natgas bros we have arrived.

>> No.54475298

>>54475276
That bobo better pull up or he's gonna hit the ground

>> No.54475306

>>54475276
>natgas pumps 5%
>all the trannies come out the woodwork
BOILED baggies please stop its embarrassing

>> No.54475317

kek NVDA baggies

>> No.54475319

can soxl go back to single digits i forgot to buy my train ticket and I want in

>> No.54475320
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>> No.54475331
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the bad guys are winning

>> No.54475332
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54475332

can SOXS go to 33 plox

>> No.54475340
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54475340

damn

>> No.54475339

Slurp team arriving soon

>> No.54475343
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54475343

What's that? Got your attention with a sudden unexpected downside day? Time to crab.

>> No.54475347

Damn BIDEN hes such a fucking dumb nigger is unbelievable.

>> No.54475349
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54475349

>SOXS
did you listen? have you learned?

>> No.54475353

was nvda the most obvious short ever

>> No.54475359

>>54475275
JEPI has a big dividend but it can't grow very much, and those distributions are taxed at a higher rate than from SCHD. SCHD will win in the long term, JEPI in the short term.

>> No.54475363
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>>54475332
what’s ur soxs average

>> No.54475366

pivooters seem to have the upper hand in the 10y yield
ridiculous

>> No.54475368

>>54475340
OH N-

>> No.54475371

>>54475320
It's time bobros!
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1679932583023878.webm

>> No.54475373
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>>54475339
I already slurped DE

>> No.54475380
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>>54475340
his app is shit, and he was pozzed
PAYPAL

>> No.54475383

>>54475363
33.17, im trying to escape this hell

>> No.54475391

>>54475306
INSTEAD OF BEING DOWN 50% in only down 45%!

>> No.54475402

>>54475363
16.84

>> No.54475406
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54475406

FRC BROS LETS GOOOOOOOOO

>> No.54475411

>>54475306
BOIL BABIES ... This is your time to escape

>> No.54475412
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54475412

Dow and Nasdaq decoupled? You know what that means!

>> No.54475419
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wrsZog8qXg

>> No.54475426

>>54475332
Don't post pictures of me sir

>> No.54475434
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and you may find yourself holding $35 SOXL shares
and you may find yourself a BOIL baggie about to hang yourself
and you may find yourself behind the wheel of a TSLA
and you may find yourself renting a overpriced house, with a beautiful real doll
and you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"

letting the days go by, let the algos hold me down
letting the days go by, algos using me as exit liquidity
into the red again after the money's gone
once in a lifetime, algos got my account upside down

and you may ask yourself, "How do I leverage this?"
and you may ask yourself, "Where is that Rivian truck they promised?"
and you may tell yourself, "This is not my rented cardboard box"
and you may tell yourself, This is not my beautiful anime waifu"

Letting the days go by, let the algos hold me down
letting the days go by, algos using me as exit liquidity
into the red again after the money's gone
once in a lifetime, algos got my account upside down

same as it ever was, same as it ever was
same as it ever was, same as it ever was
same as it ever was, same as it ever was
same as it ever was, same as it ever was

>> No.54475437

MONI up 102% this week. So far

https://twitter.com/moon45184976/status/1643610642199224325

>> No.54475438

If you didn't know any better, you'd think Morgan Chase is a porn star.

That JP makes all the difference.

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>>54475380
>>54475340
Was it a dindo nigger or a homeless?

>> No.54475449
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>all this red

>> No.54475451

>>54475438
What if JP stood for "Jumbo Penis"

>> No.54475463

>>54475412
Slaves work 8 hours and have 16 hours to themselves. Neitzche is a r/antiwork faggot.

>> No.54475479
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54475479

Shorting the Russell 2000 is a winning strategy this quarter

>> No.54475491
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>>54475463
I like to collect cringe quotes by otherwise reasonably respectable thinkers as a way to remember that even smart people can be retard morons who you shouldn't listen to.

>> No.54475498
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Slurped my first share of DE which I have wanted for a long time, and scalped $16.62 with KOLD on the BOIL spike. I am a master genius trader.

>> No.54475511

>>54475445
You may as well ask who trafficked people for Jeff and Ghislaine. You can guess but you'll never find out.

>> No.54475512
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>>54475449
Is it just me or is this image getting lower in quality every time this nigga posts it

>> No.54475514
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>>54475479
Cramer!!!

>> No.54475517
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54475517

fuuuuuug why is this morning going so well...?

>> No.54475519

>>54475412
>>54475491
hes right though, can you really call yourself free if you are forced to go do something you dont want to do for most the day? Freedom to me is being able to choose how i spend my time which may include working on what I want to work on.

>> No.54475524
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wtfwt
is it the big one?!

>> No.54475528

>>54475463
>>54475491
Nietzche is being subtle here. Sleep doesn't count as time to yourself.

>> No.54475533
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54475533

Lower plz

>> No.54475547
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>>54475512

>> No.54475549
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>>54475434

>> No.54475555

im worried about buying into soxs again but it may still run because NVDA has a ways to go down.

>> No.54475563

>>54475533
QQQ includes the money making mega caps. The weak gazelle in the herd is SOXX.

>> No.54475568

>>54475353
No cause many people died on the way to 280

>> No.54475569

>>54475547
Why the fuck is she so hot?

>> No.54475570

>>54475555
id rather buy SQQQ at this point

AI has too much retard power

>> No.54475577

>>54475528
And building your own wealth counts as what?

>> No.54475579

Good news. DXY is resuming it's slide.

>> No.54475590
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54475590

bobobros are they gonna let us have 2 days in a row!?!

>> No.54475589
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I can't wait until the AI bubble pops and all these large cap tech companies instantly crash. Bobo and treasury bond chads are friends again it's so comfy

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>>54475498
OH yeah, that KOLD scalp brough my net losses down from what was originally a little over $200, to less than $125. I am a high rollin' player that the casinos fear.

>> No.54475600

Recession is in

Wait, wtf. Yields are dropping. Faggot market thinks Powell will pivot. AYYYYYYYYYYYY

>> No.54475607

So why are we dumping today

>> No.54475621

>>54475569
>she

>> No.54475623 [DELETED] 

>>54475600
Yields are dropping because everybody is dumping this fucking Banana Republic's bonds. Has nothing to do with a pivot and everything to do with the whole fucking world laughing at us.

>> No.54475625

>>54475607
Biden economy

>> No.54475631
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NO wait.... this is the big one.....

>> No.54475635

>>54475555
>Apple stopping production lines because m2's are collecting dust
>Nvidia still shilling 1600 dollar GPUs during a recession
>AMD is AMD
Anon, if you haven't sold yet give it a few months to really jam it's way into a rut before getting in. It's going to get worse.

>> No.54475636

>>54475607
The west is literally dying, why would we pump?

>> No.54475638
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Just fucking buy gold miners and you don't have to worry about stocks going up or down.

>> No.54475640
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Why is JPY pumping AAAAAA

>> No.54475641

>>54475607
because everyone with a brain pulled their money already and are waiting to reinvest while bagholders realize their mistake.

>> No.54475648

>>54475623
>baggie
>clinically retarded
Checks out

>> No.54475649

Daily reminder that bank failures are not bullish

>> No.54475651

>>54475600
>Faggot market thinks Powell will pivot.
He will but mumu won't benefit from it. Rates are going to zero again while the unemployment rates climbs to 10%. The perfect buying opportunity for stocks is coming

>> No.54475654

>>54475547
Post more Gerri

>> No.54475655

>>54475445
I once met a wheelchair boomer lady who was stabbed straight in the spine for no reason in SF in broad daylight when she she was in her 20s. Some people just want to ruin the lives of others, the prettier/richer that they are the more they want to ruin it. Was most likely some nigger expressing its frustration at life. Although I'm not fan of tech bro CEOs or women, maybe this will teach them a political lesson.

>> No.54475659

>>54475635
yea i loaded up, i need to hold it long. ive been swinging it daily for the last week because i think its going to crack and this may be it.

>> No.54475660
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It's fuckin over.

>> No.54475676

TLRY earnings on the 10th

>> No.54475679

>>54475660
Do they come in cool ranch?

>> No.54475691

>>54475339
>>54475373
It seems the slurp team has encountered some difficulties. Check back tomorrow

>> No.54475698
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>>54475660
On the contrary. It has BEGUN! I can finally get rich off my cash pile, maybe get layed off from my unpleasant job with a severance package and switch careers, buy a little coupe for cheap from some boomer who got heemed, and live off of meteoric gains.

>> No.54475710

>>54475607
jews

>> No.54475711

Gold dropping too. What is going on? Are they thinking "recession" or not? This market is behaving weird.

>>54475623
But yieds drop when you buy bonds or not? Bonds rise, yields drop. Yields rise, bonds drop

>> No.54475718

speculation:
they're pumping the bond futures (yields decrease) so that banks can unload their gov debt holdings at higher prices in the hopes of avoiding another SVB.
the entities buying these low yielding bonds right now are probably instructed and insured to hold them until maturity.

>> No.54475721
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I'm 90% cash, 10% NVDA shorts. Is there anything I should buy/short as it stands?

>> No.54475729
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>>54475320
Indeed

>> No.54475730

>>54475698
https://youtu.be/NwgGuadsqyo
based

>> No.54475738
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>>54475721
short your taste in EVA pilot

>> No.54475742
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>>54475655
It happens very often now days since most of the democrat cities are on the side of the criminals now. They sweep it under the rug but there will be 40+ attempted murders in a weekend sometimes.

Dont fucking go to democrat cities.

>> No.54475749

>>54475655
brother in law's friend from business school lives in SF high rise building, has to park his Tesla model X on the street as there is no building parking; looks out his window one day and there's a homeless guy keying / scratching the fuck out of his car, police standing on the corner watching the whole thing, and they do nothing
SF is an absolute shit hole, the new Chicago / Detroit
you sleep in the bed you make, SF

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>>54475698
Kino.

>> No.54475828

WEDNESDAY BLOODY WEDNESDAY
>gold about to hit an all time high
jej mumu's

>> No.54475830
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>>54475691
I am down about TREE FIDDY on my DE slurp but I am just really liking finally owning it and felt deep pain and sorrow for missing out on $384 about a week ago week ago week ago so I went ahead while the wenting was good. It's down to $382 now for anyone that might want to do a little SLURPAGE but what with the looming GREAT HEEM crash coming it's probably not a good general idea to buy/own much until THA DIPPARINO.

>> No.54475853

Welp had everything in calls I'm done till next week paycheck. Glad I kept some gor a haircut at least.

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>YFW you sold already

>> No.54475876
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>>54475631
>dUMP
Bearbros, this it it

>> No.54475883

>>54475577
You're not building your own wealth if you pay taxes.

>> No.54475890
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ruh ro!

>> No.54475891

>>54475631
>dUMPer
lol

>> No.54475900

>>54475651
>while the unemployment rates climbs to 10%
No it won't you fucking retard. Unemployment will stay low.

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>>54475853
oh gawd that felt good bros, easy money.

>> No.54475914
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Any new news from this guy?

>> No.54475915

>>54475890
everything about this statement....I just can't anymore lmfao.

>> No.54475922

>>54475876
>>54475891
>dUMP
Oh shit, I'm sorry Mumus

>> No.54475926

>>54475890
LMAO, like they'll actually fucking do anything about this. They let the chinks fucking spy on us, and paid off the president.

>> No.54475929

>>54475890
its americans rights to force other countries to use dollars? the cats out the bag, they spilled the beans!

>> No.54475931

slurpers woke up

>> No.54475932
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>>54475679
Heh..

>> No.54475934
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>> No.54475933
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aaand we're back.

>> No.54475949

>small cap companies now in a 2 year downtrend and down over 90%
small cap rotation NEVER

>> No.54475952

>>54475932
But is the ranch dairy free?

>> No.54475958
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I lived, bitches. Time to watch it go even higher and whine that I should have held.

>> No.54475971
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>>54475900
Watch & Learn

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>>54475949
Mr. Russell has had a rough couple years.

>> No.54475977
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>>54475890
Time to go give China and Brazil a shit load of freedom

>> No.54475983
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>>54475958
Kick ass, BLESSED!

>> No.54475987

>>54475890
This can't be real, fuck off

>> No.54475994
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Suffer

>> No.54476000

>>54475976
>stagnating while constantly rotating in new companies to get utterly fucking destroyed in its endless stagnation
it's an endless cycle of being propped up by companies that have avoided the algos for the most part, only to have them latch on and bleed them to death in its never ending downtrend

most don't recover from it

>> No.54476001

>>54475958
was 15cents your breakeven? congrats on getting out, i was watching it

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>>54475949
>15 overvalued companies held up green for two years
>didn't see this coming

>> No.54476004
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WE'RE NOT BACK PULL UP PULL UP

>> No.54476006

>>54475933
lol
l m a o even

>> No.54476008
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I SHORTED THE BOTTOM

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>>54476000
Checked. Math is a bitch, ain't it?

>> No.54476020

>>54475340
Maybe there is some good in this world.

>> No.54476022

>>54475890
the only time democrats would be deeply concerned about a 'transition'

>> No.54476023
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just bought some SOXL. planning to buy more if we hit low 14's

>> No.54476029

its so fucking over

>> No.54476032

>>54476002
i'm more surprised that brainlets on the internet just stick to some meme shit like bbby when there's really paper thin book stocks down over 90% that are primed for quick pnds

>> No.54476036

>>54475721
Bumbing this.

What should I do with my cash?

>> No.54476044

>>54476001
I think it was 13¢? I dunno I just woke up and saw I was up $1500 and hit the ejector seat

>> No.54476052
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This chop is so gay. I can't find an entry into WELLS FAGOO.

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>>54475340
LOL

>> No.54476056

>>54476032
I'm edging to the bottom wherever it lands

>> No.54476063

>>54476020
Very likely he was stabbed by a spicnigger. I would have loved to read him back his faggot fucking tweets as he was being stabbed.

>> No.54476064

snib time?

>> No.54476079

Was losing U.S hegemony part of his plan?

>> No.54476081

>Crude -3.739MM, Exp. -1.7MM
>Gasoline -4.119MM
>Distillates -3.632MM
>Cushing -0.97MM

>> No.54476094

>>54475589
ai is no bubble anon

>> No.54476121

>top mutual funds that are booming green are all gold mining and precious metals
I'm gonna have to catch the peter schiff stream today.

>> No.54476124

>>54476094
its overvalued

>> No.54476130

>>54476002
This is why I enjoy red days much more than green, red days are filled with interesting information and cute looking bears romping around in nature. Bulls are only interesting when they’re goring greasy spaniards in silk they can’t afford.

>> No.54476135

>>54476094
I wouldn't be so sure. Like take NVDA for example, they design a lot of chips that are used in AI but that's it. They only design and sell them. What if some other company comes up with their own design, maybe using something like RISCV (which NVDA is also using) and steals their marketshare? NVDA doesn't have fabs, they only design shit.

If it happened to intel it can happen to NVDA

>> No.54476170
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54476170

>Gen Z is approaching a ‘student loan cliff’ that could send shockwaves across the American economy
lel

>> No.54476171

>>54476094
AI has been integrated into our economy for a long time. Google search is a type of AI. The current AI bubble is based off parlor tricks like ChatGPT that are amusing the first few times you use them but quickly become useless. It's way overblown and needs to return to reality.

>> No.54476187

$COIN just broke 60$ how low is it going to go

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>>54476023
>just bought some SOXL. planning to buy more if we hit low 14's
Im waiting for single digit's again to buy back in. Consumer side is still downtrending and companies are cutting costs where they can. I can see it hitting 8-10 again.

>> No.54476199

why is the line going down

>> No.54476200

>>54476187
$15 seems fair

>> No.54476206

>>54476196
Luigi if he real

>> No.54476216
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>>54476171
AI is important for robotics, not search engines.

>> No.54476217

>>54476052
The bank fud is over. If you want in cheaper than this, you're delusional. P/E ratios not good enough for you? Do you want P/E ratios in the 1's or 5's or something? So do I, but there's nothing wrong with initiating small positions on the way down, just in case.

>> No.54476223

>>54476199
>why is the line going down
Soft landing is cancelled, bad news is bad news again. Only pain from here on out

>> No.54476225
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54476225

UH OH MUMU

>> No.54476228

>>54476170
Wow this gen z’er looks like she’s 50.
>>54476187
If it helps your analysis, crypto draws women in more than men and women spend way more on useless crap which translates to less money for crypto (also useless crap but for a different reason)

>> No.54476233

drippy

>> No.54476236

>>54476216
>AI is important for robotics, not search engines.
Yes I agree but the current AI bubble isn't about robotics. It's FOMO because ChatGPT can write funny poems. AI companies are valuable but right now they are in bubble territory

>> No.54476237

>contribution cleared in my Roth today
>everything is deep red
>my dividend aristocrats are all green
guess I have to wait. I don’t buy on green days

>> No.54476240
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54476240

>down 4% on the day

>> No.54476244

>>54476199
guess you didn't pay attention to the jobs report yesterday. stagflation for a decade dumb nigger.

>> No.54476256

AHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.54476260
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54476260

LLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>> No.54476264

>he bought stocks with oil going to $100+ and inflation hitting double digits.

You have only yourself to blame. I told you guys right after OPEC decision that you need to short or buy SPY puts. SPY is going to go back to $300 once next inflation report comes out. Inflation is going to reverse trend and JPow is going to double interest rates from current levels before it's under control. JPow got lucky earlier with energy prices but he will be fucked this time.

>> No.54476270
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54476270

Could have scalped 40 instead of 16.62 if I had held. You just never know and it's better to gain any than lose any. Just like I could have slurped DE for 4 less but it also could have went back up and made me miss out on owning the neatest company in the world. I wish I had a farm with AI DE tractors that I could operate with the app from my private island thousands of miles away.

>> No.54476274
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>>54476264
For me, it was bank failures.

>> No.54476276
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54476276

>stocks down
>crude oil down
>gold down
>crypto down
Treasury bond chads we gaan

>> No.54476284

>>54476264
I will not be happy until nasdaq is -20% and NVDA is at october lows

>> No.54476286

>>54476276
>gold down
it's about to break it's all-time high

>> No.54476292

>>54476276
>Pain & Suffering Index up

>> No.54476297
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54476297

404 in play today mumus

>> No.54476306
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54476306

PATHETIC DUMP, DUMP MORE NOW

>> No.54476316
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54476316

Does this look bullish to you?

>> No.54476321
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54476321

MOTHERFUCKER

>> No.54476324

I bought some SPY calls because I think everybody knows that Joe Biden and Mayorkis are going to be indicted in Florida for trafficking minors. So stocks are about to go back up. Lets see if I'm right.

>> No.54476331
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>>54476316
No, but since everyone sees the same thing. The opposite will occur so the market recks the most amount of people possible. But Eventually the markets will crash...

>> No.54476340
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54476340

bros my supressor ATF approval finally came yesterday. long on lead

>> No.54476342

>>54476316
The dip will be slurped

>> No.54476344
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>>54476324
Buying calls during a pullback damn nigga you dumb!!!!!

Buy shares and stop using options you cheap poor BESTERD!

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54476346

Also my peer to peer lending is yielding nearly 13% on the year.

>> No.54476361

>>54476340
no cheese and that is perfect goyslop

>> No.54476364
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54476364

>drilling only .5% on SPY by lunch
Is this the best you have Bobo at the rate the slurers will arrive and snibs will be king krab.

>> No.54476365

>>54476346
>p2p lending
wtf? free money

>> No.54476366
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>>54476346

>> No.54476372

My longs are getting slaughtered right now as scats flee scared, I'm just buying more.

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>>54475952

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>>54476346
i have a 20% monthly yield on something and no it isn't pajeetcoin; not sharing what it is though

>> No.54476382
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54476382

I really don't get it. During all this pumping time last two months AND Micron coming out and saying that it will be better in 2025, suddenly, 2025 is too far away and the market look closer only to realize how things shitty are?
How the fuck is this market working??

>> No.54476385
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>>54476365
You can do the math on how much is interest and how much is principle.

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54476384

30 something k into SQQQ bro that I have prayed for, all you need is a little over $2 now!

>> No.54476387

Fuck this I'm slurping

>> No.54476395

>>54476387
Too soon, retardbro. Markets will dip until September when the FED cuts rates.

>> No.54476397

>>54475890
You know that's a fake quote right? I'm no fan of her, but for some people keep posting it.

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>>54476377
Gross.
>Farmed in Canada

>> No.54476401
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54476401

great, the slurpers are here. now ill have to wait until tomorrow for another gap down

>> No.54476405

>>54476344
Just wait and watch. I used to be Jewish, and know a thing or two about how this stock market works.

>> No.54476407

>>54476264
>oil 100+
CHeck the Chart

>> No.54476409

>>54476361
im a fan of the triple cheese for its perfect euclidian ratios, its all i ever get

>> No.54476410
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54476410

>>54476387
>Slurping the dip heading into a global deflationary recession while equities sit at near record valuations
Don't do it anon, wait for a better entry after stocks come back to reality. This is financial advice.

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>>54476399

>> No.54476425
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54476425

>>54476387
Think

>> No.54476436

>slurpers could be here. with enough synthetic shares i can short any stock i want.

>> No.54476437
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54476437

>There's emptiness
Behind their eyes
>There's dust
In all their hearts
>They just want to
Steal us all
>And take us all apart
But not in

>LOVE MY WAAAAY
It's a new road
>I follow where
My mind goes

You can never win or lose if you don't run the race!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zb4JY2mr-_Y

>> No.54476439
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>>54476410
>This is financial advice
I could sue you for that

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54476440

>>54476421
No goblinas for no Jews ITT (even gay secular ones). Deal?

>> No.54476441

AHHHHHHHH I WAS GOING TO GET A DELL DUDE

>> No.54476450
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>>54476425
>>54476410
>Jerome Bane: speak of the devil and he shall appear
>Bobo: What the hell is going on??!!
>JB: Our plan is proceeding as expected.
>Bobo: Oh really, do I look like I'm running the S&P 500 right now? Your hit on the stock exchange, it didn't work, my friend! And now you have my meme construction crews going around 4chan 24 hours a day. How exactly is that supposed to help me cover my shorts?
>JB: Leave us.
>Bobo: No stay here I'm in charge
>JB: (places upturned hand on Bobo's shoulder) Do you feel in charge?
>Bobo: I've paid you a small fortune.
>JB: And this gives you power over me?
>Bobo: What is this?
>JB: Your money and infrastructure have been important...Till now
>Bobo: What are you?
>JB: I'm the short sellers reckoning, here to end the borrowed shares you've all been living on.
>Bobo: You...are...pure...evil
>JB: I'm necessary evil
>(Bobo screams in pain and dies)

>> No.54476451
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>>54476409
american cheese isnt even cheese though...

>> No.54476452

no way we are dumping when the fed already turned the printers back on

>> No.54476453

buying spy calls expiring tomorrow for a dead cat bounce at open on the sixth and I'm out

>> No.54476457

>>54475640
Safe haven bid.

>> No.54476459

>>54476399
>>54476421
>skined bleached
lel

>> No.54476460

>>54476451
Yes it is and it’s great cheese. You’re thinking of a popular euro cope

>> No.54476462

>WAL -15%
Shiiiieettttt negroes

>> No.54476465

>>54476399
>Being this afraid of superiour Canadian farming
Pathetic goblina poster.
>>54476441
>gets fired for smoking weed
dells suck, anyway

>> No.54476476

>>54476465
Canada is a globohomo shithole. No wonder they would farm the bugs.

>> No.54476479

>>54476452
it's not the same money being printed, the printer is for banks that are essentially insolvent.

You should take jamie dimons warning seriously, if he's saying something like this the reality is probably much worse

“The current crisis is not yet over, and even when it is behind us, there will be repercussions from it for years to come.”

“But importantly, recent events are nothing like what occurred during the 2008 global financial crisis,” he added in the letter released Tuesday.

>> No.54476481

>>54476452
Why did you buy into a failing stock market?

>> No.54476485

STOP THE COUNT

>> No.54476486

>>54476439
ok reddit

>> No.54476487

>>54476476
classic case of selling out to the wef chinks

>> No.54476489

>>54475340
>these are the people making fun of rural americans

>> No.54476499
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>>54476457
>Japan
>safe haven

>> No.54476500
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54476500

HOLY FUCK I would be so much better off right now if I had bought AQB instead, this truly is MEME WORLD.

>> No.54476507

>two weeks of crab gains wiped out before todays rugpull
lol baggies, thought we reached the bottom

>> No.54476509

>>54476452
Source? Last I checked FED is lightening their balance sheet, market follows that

>> No.54476510

>Bachelors degree and 1-2 years industry experience preferred;
>Associate degree with at least 2+ years of customer service experience.
>High School graduate or equivalent with 3+ years of industry experience will be considered.
Highschool is free
College is 100k
For that, boomer knocks 1.5 years off the mandatory requirements.

>> No.54476513
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54476513

Why are there so many literally who exchanges?

>> No.54476523

>>54476500
when's the split

>> No.54476528

>>54476500
AQB, FRZA, and SIGA are the only smg meme stocks in my list that are in the green rn.

>> No.54476534

>>54476499
Hmm, do I trust the harmonious, diligent, racist savers of Nippon or a country that chooses this thing >>54475890 as its spokeswoman?

>muh US military
Hahahahaha

>> No.54476541

>>54476513
>not routing every order through some literal who exchange to fuck with the finra jew

>> No.54476551
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>>54475890
This is literally what everyone said would happen. You can't just increase the supply chain by 25%, dump massive amounts of inflation on the rest of the world and your "allies" and not expect them to find alternatives

FYI India is doing this as well. They are for the first time ever allowing rupees to be bought and moved overseas so other countries can now trade with india with indian currency and not american dollars

>> No.54476553

>>54476523
I have no idea much of shit about it other than it gets shilled here and Cathie Wood used to have a stake in it and the woman CEO looks like a weirdo.

>> No.54476557

Birthday is tomorrow. Thinking about going to get a fuck and suck at the massage parlor.
>this is financial advice

>> No.54476564
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54476564

Where are my GLD and JNUG niggas @?!?!
>>54476476
>Canada is a globohomo shithole
Lol I'm doing great, faggot. I guarantee you've never been here.
>inb4 I've seen TRONTO
Lmfao kys

>> No.54476565
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54476565

>>54476528
>SIGA
This is getting a bid because that one Republican representative uncovered the NIH project to create a 1000x deadlier mpox strain.

Not even memeing, look it up.

>> No.54476566

So why are we dumping?
>ADP data show private sector of U.S. economy adding a fewer-than-forecast 145,000 jobs in March
Shouldn't this signal a fed pivot and pump the market?

>> No.54476571

>>54476553
it's a pretty useless meme for sure, surprised it hasn't already split, swear it's been below a dollar for over a year already

>> No.54476573

>>54476557
You should check out Chuck's.

>> No.54476576

Anon
Look at soxl computers!

>> No.54476582

>>54476557
Bad news, that place is now a Feed & Seed store.

>> No.54476584

>>54476566
Fed pivot won't be until June.

>> No.54476593

>>54476573
formerly chuck's

>> No.54476594

>>54476566
Why would the fed pivot off fewer jobs? It's what they've wanted to see since they started raising rates.

>> No.54476599

>>54476573
I hear they only sell feed and seed now

>> No.54476600

Do you guys do sports betting?

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>>54476528
And ALPP I see now too.

>> No.54476603

>>54476566
there's no leading indicator for a pivot, its a grey rhino

>> No.54476608

>>54475890
They could not have worded this worse

>> No.54476614

>>54476600
no, i'm white

>> No.54476615

>>54476566
High inflation and high unemployment equals stagflation. But seriously I dunno you can't look at the market logically based on the past montg

>> No.54476617

Reminder that pacb is a great long-term stock. Easy 1000x potential, but obviously it can take 10+ years to realize.

>> No.54476624

>>54476582
Can still feed a 20 something Korean girl my cock and deposit my seed in her mouth

>> No.54476626
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54476626

>>54476576
DIE NVDA DIE
>DIE NVDA DIE
DIE NVDA DIE
>DIE NVDA DIE
DIE NVDA DIE
>DIE NVDA DIE
DIE NVDA DIE
>DIE NVDA DIE

>> No.54476627

>>54476600
No that’s retarded gambling. Now go buy SPY calls.

>> No.54476633

>>54476439
>I could sue you for that
If I will become a martyr then so be it. This is a battle to save the souls of slurpers all over the nation. The slurper soul has been corrupted by greed and lustful pivot fantasies. I won't stop until every last slurper has been saved by the loving warm embrace of US treasuries

>> No.54476653

>>54475380
>anti racism
>literally Robert Lee
>stabbed by mutt to death
Pottery

>> No.54476662
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>> No.54476682

>my bond holdings are literally the only thing green.
>chugs a triple shot of whiskey
What a life

>> No.54476685

the slurpers have woken up (for real this time)

>> No.54476703

>>54476682
>he’s not invested in KO
>he’s not invested in NEP
>he’s not invested in O
>he’s not invested in ABT
>he’s not invested in JNJ
sad really

>> No.54476714

>>54476565
0.0

>> No.54476727

>>54476626
The NVDA, The.

>> No.54476728

>>54476703
>thinks Im panicking and not buying more at a discount
Catch ya on the flip side.

>> No.54476734

>>54476685
where is the "just woke up" pic?

>> No.54476735

>>54475987
It doesn't have to be real, as the reactions to the fake picture shows. People want to believe it, now it's true in their heads, regardless.
This is how disinformation works. Just put out any possible truth, if 10% believe it you have won. Next time you get the other 10% and so on.
Eventually it will be impossible to get any consent to anything, no matter the facts.

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54476740

>>54476734
This one?

>> No.54476741
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54476741

>>54476460
I'm a mutt myself who enjoys Kraft singles on occasion... That means twice a year tops

>> No.54476751

>>54476740
no, the one with the pink wojack rising up in bed screaming

>> No.54476761

>>54476564
I went to Banff and it was full of chinamen.

>> No.54476762
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54476762

>>54476741
Better quality image

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>>54476751

>> No.54476777
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54476777

>>54476685

>> No.54476785

>>54475340
Part and parcel, mate.

>> No.54476794

>>54476741
same anon, a grilled cheese with american cheese just hits different

>> No.54476811

>>54476794
>just hits different
broccoli hair

>> No.54476814

>>54476523
AQB rose above $1 in the January pump, which I played. Thanks to that it has another 180 days before delisting.

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54476816

>>54476777
WAIT!
NO RETREAT!
SLURP THE LINE!
SLURP THE LINE!
SLURP!
SLURP!
SLURP!

>> No.54476828

>>54476814
did it stay above for 10 days then? pretty lucky of it, though i doubt it'll mean anything given how fucked small caps of any sort are, it's likely to just fade out with shitter volume as the market goes on

>> No.54476836
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54476836

MUMUS were laughing at us on Friday bear bros

>> No.54476840
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54476840

>LOOOOWWWEEEERRRRR

>> No.54476843

>>54476728
>his stocks don’t just buy more of themselves either monthly or quarterly

>> No.54476859

>>54476843
this market considers that to be a massive waste of runway unless it's a massive company with record shekels coming in

>> No.54476865
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54476865

SLURPERS JUST WOKE UP

>> No.54476873
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54476873

>>54476840
>he will never be ITM

>> No.54476892
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54476892

do you sip on coffee or slurp on coffee

>> No.54476896

>>54476814
i just checked its volume out of curiosity: 16k usd traded so far today

that's depressing

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gonna coom this market around, one way or another

Welcome to Coomer's Anonymous. Jerome you are first.
>Hi everyone, my name is Jerome and I love to coom.
(Everyone): Hi Jerome.
>Cooming is more than just an addiction to me, it's my job. I have to coom in the market or inflation won't be transistory. I have to coom in bonds yields or the US will default on it's debt. Who's going to coom in bonds? Yellen? Warren? No, it is my patriotic duty to coom in all your investment vehicles. It's what makes uranium futures for physical delivery glow green. You need my coom. I can't stop for the good of the American people.
Jerome, you don't seem to understand, this is a recovery grou-
>No YOU don't understand. WHO IS GOING TO COOM IN THE S&P500? Trump? No his dick is tiny like a childs and Biden only fingerbangs kids these days and that's when he remembers the current year.
Bu-
>I know I know, it's not good for me to be cooming in every derivative and I think I got a STD from the gangbang with bitcoin and those defi sluts. Agh, those are some dirty birds. Cooming in the shorts makes me feel the best, they never last long and if they get margin called while you are inside they tighten up like a fucking vice. You want a bull market you got to coom bull amounts. I inject pure testosterone directly into my dick. I've had erections that last days if not weeks. I do it for the little frog guys that can't get a gf to coom in much less coom in TSLA. If not me then who?
You seem to have some self-sacrifice issues with this, what about the other Fed Presidents? You don't have to carry all this cooming weight. How long does your heart have left?
>Fuck. You are right. I'll be lucky if I make it to 2023 when I promised interest rate cuts. I'm not stopping though, I will coom this market around one way or another, so help me God. WHOA BLACK BETTY.
Hmm, okay clearly we have some work to do. Who do we have next... Mr. Bobo? This can't be right.

>> No.54476912

>>54476811
lol I'm 30 anon, no broccoli hair.

>> No.54476916
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>>54476873
Let me dream.

>> No.54476929

>>54476859
Oh I only buy aristocrats. I enjoy never having to worry about finances because the companies I buy raise their dividends yearly. For capital gains I just buy VOO. It’s that easy

>> No.54476937
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Wait, so why actually are we crashing?

>> No.54476945

>>54476828
Yeah, I think it was enough to reset their clock but I don't remember. You could check.
It's dead either way now. It was just one of several shitcos in my tax-loss bounce group.

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>>54476937
Overbought.

>> No.54476951

>>54476937
final shakeout, I bought calls

>> No.54476963

>>54476937
nah we crabbin this week. always crab

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54476970

Hey guys, what happens when year-over-year inflation numbers start ticking up?

>> No.54476969

>>54476937
Just look at the news. Trump hearing is literally history in the making. This shit is absolutely kangaroo court.

>> No.54476975

>>54476937
>crashing
>SPY isn't even down .5%
Boy you better tape your panties on if you think this is even a light dump.

>> No.54476976

>>54476094
>glorified text generators are no bubble
ahahahAHAHAHAHA

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>>54476836
They can't resist the DIP.

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>>54476916
This all looks incredibly redundant. Why not have a foil and a bent nail at the hinge side of the door? Nail the nail to the door, bent it and when the door open it hits the foil instead of whatever shit this is.

>> No.54476993

>>54476929
yeah that's fine then, for other companies with even a hint of revenue decrease it's just suicide to burn cash runway with how things are
>>54476945
seems they did regain compliance and have a year to figure shit out and hope the market recovers, they're in a better situation than most other small caps due to that since most are already on their second extension set to run out going into may - july

but yes, dead with 16k usd traded today, volume drain on small caps is mad

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>>54476976
bubble deez nuts

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>>54476951
Bullniggers get slaughtered and eaten as gardianne.

>> No.54477000

WTF IS GOING ON WITH MCDONALDS!? I THOUGHT TACO BELL/PIZZAHUT (depending on US/EU version) WOULD WIN THE FRANCHISE WAR!?

>> No.54477002

>>54476344
Looks like I was right. Thanks for playing.

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>>54476975
Well it looks like a crash from my watch list

>> No.54477035

>>54477003
people still haven't realised that index consolidation means individual companies shave off value

spy barely being down 0.5% but most megas are down between 2 - 8%

>> No.54477040

>>54476970
anon we're around 20% since 2020, CPI is bullshit. just use your common sense and see how many of your favorites groceries have gone up by 50% in price etc.

Buy your tools, and powertools now anons as they haven't been hit as hard and will be more expensive

>> No.54477042

>>54477003
that's not what a crash looks like

>> No.54477063

lunch time reversal has arrived. then back to dumping.

>> No.54477064

>>54477003
Anon a real crash will dump all those 10-20% in a day and there will be real fear. Also from the look of things you don't own enough to worry about a major correction or crash. Don't worry about it too much you'll get used to it.

>> No.54477072

>>54476992
My bad, just two nails are enough. Of course you don't even need a foil. This is some shit tier boobytrapping.

>> No.54477094

>>54477040
Yes, but in this case we're talking the reported "official" inflation numbers.

>> No.54477104

>>54477064
I own $30k in msft stock and options. Down 1% makes me sad

>> No.54477107

>>54477099
>>54477099
>>54477099
>>54477099

>> No.54477120

>>54477104
Stocks will be fine, options... well soon you will learn.

>> No.54477148

>>54475276
>Market just falls -1% down after a very, very bad employment data.
>Boboniggers get euphoric

LOL. LMAO even. You are in clown world, niggers. Even if a comet was discovered tomorrow, the Clown_market would actually go up.