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54474746 No.54474746 [Reply] [Original]

I didn't show up for work today, just turned my work and personal phones off and stayed home.
Had 3 back to back wanks, a ciggy, then went to sleep.
What should my excuse be when I go back to work tomorrow?

>> No.54474813

Should've thought about this before you ditched work. Now it's too late. Nothing you say will make them think you are a normal person.

>> No.54474835

>>54474746
You have no excuse, no call, no show. That's it.

>> No.54474881

>>54474746
Just apologize, don't give any reasoning. If they value you they won't pry

>> No.54474932

>>54474746
>not even an "I'm sick" to the boss to put the ball in his court, probs will be fired

>> No.54474953

>>54474746
the only way out of this is to cause serious bodily harm to yourself and say you got in a car accident

>> No.54474982

>>54474746
nigga you aint going to work tomorrow, and if you do youre going to be turned away. everyone wants to just not go to work, but we go anyways because we dont want to be the dude on the side of the street watching the cars at the stop light holding up a sign

>> No.54475001

>>54474746
Just say you lost internet because your wifi box exploded, but then a tree fell in front of your door and you lost electricity, and then your phone was on low batteries and your dog ate your computer so you could not reach out and go out.
Then tell them now it's fixed

>> No.54475021

>look I had a real reason for not coming in
>it's not like I jacked off 3 times, had a cigarette, and then passed out.
>I just don't really feel like telling my boss, my sister was hospitalized for suicidal ideation.
>is that good enough for you?
>I don't get paid enough to deal with this bullshit.

>> No.54475024

>>54474746
You need to stop wasting your swed and completely lay off the porn. After 6 days you feel start feel a huge difference, 10 days you will start seeing your life and The world differently. Everytime you relapse, reset a timer on your phone and track your days religously. Everyone reacts differently and general lifestyle play a huge part in it, beware Day 1-3 after a relapse, these are the absolute hardest. I usually do 30 days now between relapse (it still happends) but my life and statebof mind has totally changed. Good luck anon, this is the most important quest in your adult life.

>> No.54475058

>>54475024
Disregard the phone spelling, I took my time in a stressed day to give advice. I believe in you!

>> No.54475118

>>54474746
>I had a family matter come up. I really don’t want to talk about it.
>>but anon who was sick what was going on? Anything we can do?
>no I just don’t want to think about it anymore
>>we are going to fire you
>that figures. Just my luck.
Make them feel bad.

>> No.54475165

>>54475118
yea, this is a winning gameplan, we've got the same one.
I'd put it into 3 phases.
1. talk down to your boss, be authoratative and aggressive.
2. guilt trip them, make them feel bad. "after all I've done for this company" "what am I gonna do now"
3. BEG. BEG FOR YOUR FUCKING JOB BACK. MAKE THEM CALL SECURITY.

>> No.54475513

Thanks, I'll have a think and decide.
Then hope for the best tomorrow.

>> No.54475615

>>54474746
>What should my excuse be when I go back to work tomorrow?
Private family business boss, I don't want to talk about it.

>> No.54475664

>>54475058
>claims to be living on some higher plane of existence for holding in his cum
>stressed

What a load of horse shit