/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.54471932]

Comfy Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.newslive.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

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[Anonymous No.54471943]

>>54471932
>massive glass of wine with ice cubes in it

[Anonymous No.54471955]

>>54471932
>not having a blanket over your feet

[Anonymous No.54471962]

>>54471955
>>54471943
sorry my feet are warm

[Anonymous No.54471966]

.

[Anonymous No.54471995]

>woman is le talented
>actually she's just committing fraud
The economy in a nutshell

[Anonymous No.54472009]

sqqq bros. lets go

[Anonymous No.54472018]

>>54471932
I literally cant lose

[Anonymous No.54472021]

gold miners bros. lets go

[Anonymous No.54472034]

>>54471966
My female broker on the left.

[Anonymous No.54472048]

Imagine eating pork lmao
Orange juice chads rise up

[Anonymous No.54472049]

>>54472021
What are you in?
I have a lot of majors, including 43k in newmont and 31k in barrick, but feel like I need some smaller caps

[Anonymous No.54472063]

>>54472021
>>54472021
>>54472049
KGC average $3.10
SBSW average $6.66
C O M F Y

[Anonymous No.54472067]

>airport is playing R&B

sigh

[Anonymous No.54472078]

buy BOTZ and hold, and buy more when you can.

[Anonymous No.54472109]

if you aren't buying MCF Energy at $0.37 you are going to regret it. It's a buy and hold that will moon to $13+ in the next two years. I want to share with you fans and I am completely in love with this natgas exploration.

[Anonymous No.54472132]

>>54472109
thank you, I will add this to the list of shilled /smg/ stocks that halve in value after 6 months

[Anonymous No.54472135]

>>54472109
Germany rewrote their green energy laws a couple of months ago to include natgas as green energy (natgas is the byproduct of oil drilling) when it was previously banned for some reason. Crazy shit those germans.

[Anonymous No.54472145]

any GOEV niggas?

[Anonymous No.54472147]

SQQQ to $40 by 4/14

[Anonymous No.54472155]

>>54472135
look at the shares, look at market cap, look at the bonifides, look at the people running it. You would have to be literally retarded to not invest. This is an easy money stock.

[Anonymous No.54472163]

>>54472147
no one is buying your bags

[Anonymous No.54472166]

I'm dancing with scoopsies and boy it really feels like I'm living the high life

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=j2etakoV-rg&feature=share

[Anonymous No.54472168]

Yields...

[Anonymous No.54472174]

>>54472166
great song but keep the gay shit

[Anonymous No.54472185]

Looks like another Bull Run Week.

[Anonymous No.54472187]

>>54472049
>GOLD
>NEM
>AEM
>AGI

>FNV
>RGLD

All have majority exposure to north america. Both FNV and RGLD consistently rising divvies. FNV for exposure to other metals. Don't see any relative upside in small caps.

[Anonymous No.54472196]

>>54472187
>gold
Look at platinum. Do it now.

[Anonymous No.54472201]

>>54472063
SBSW is it anything more than a meme?

[Anonymous No.54472203]

last day for poorfags to try to max out their ISA before new limit

[Anonymous No.54472212]

NVDA is leveraged and inherently better BTC
>>54472187
Isn't the play then silver majors, all....3 of them?

[Anonymous No.54472215]

>>54472201
https://www.lppm.com/platinum-list/

[Anonymous No.54472222]

>>54472155
>no diversity hires
>all white men with proven track records
>director was the Supreme Allied Commander of NATO
>just acquired Germany's largest natgas producer, and the mineral rights to drill into their greatest untapped reservoirs.
>Conoco Phillips is a partner
Yeah not enough diversity for success for me, racist. I also hate mooney

[Anonymous No.54472225]

test. fuck janny

[Anonymous No.54472240]

>>54472109
>canadian penny commodity memes
Are we just repeating all the memes of 2021 in order now?

[Anonymous No.54472244]

>>54472225
I can't see you bro, switch IP's again

[Anonymous No.54472248]

>>54472203
Way ahead of you bitch.

[Anonymous No.54472253]

>>54472240
I'm not canadian, it's Pinedale after they gutted everyone and restaffed them with a portfolio of some of the best in the natgas sector.

[Anonymous No.54472261]

>>54472253
I was there for the RECAF memes. Exploration is cursed for natty and oil since the Frackin' Clowns

[Anonymous No.54472271]

8 years ago a woman said I was kind of ok looking.

[Anonymous No.54472273]

>>54472261
yeah, this one has the biggest glowie of all time as the director, naive fren.

[Anonymous No.54472282]

>>54472196
>>54472215
All I see is multi-year crab chart

[Anonymous No.54472286]

>>54472187
No Lundin? Fugggggg feels most gold companies are getting a bit too expensive so I am not sure which to get into. I am up 50% in Lundin and that's it. Maybe time to sell and find myself an undervalued gold stock

[Anonymous No.54472288]

FTSE in gigacrab mode.

[Anonymous No.54472293]

>>54472273
Just feels like every time the lesson to be learned is in royalty companies instead of the juniors.

[Anonymous No.54472298]

>>54472282
>crab market bad

[Anonymous No.54472303]

>>54472293
you decide, I noonstorked it because I was obligated to over a dumb frog poster. buy or not I don't care I will never bring it up again. .

[Anonymous No.54472307]

>>54472271
I got a smile from a cute chick last year. I felt like a god for about a month. Makes one wonder, is this how it feels to be a normie? No wonder they are oblivious to everything when they have this sort of elation.
Anyway, why isn't DAX pumping? Good news again. I mean yeah ok significantly higher service sector growth and prices which is going to contribute to higher core inflation but who cares right?

[Anonymous No.54472324]

MCFNF?

[Anonymous No.54472332]

>>54472324
MCFNF

[Anonymous No.54472335]

As i see some newfrens approaching i like to remind them that a crab chart may be a better option to invest in instead of a potential moonshot that looses you 50% of your investment.

[Anonymous No.54472345]

>>54472307
The average normalfag doesn't get smoles from beautiful girls, anon.

[Anonymous No.54472347]

>>54472109
Won't touch that with a ten foot pole.

[Anonymous No.54472358]

I bought 10k shares of MCFNF at $0.3702, cap it. I'll post even if I lose in october.

[Anonymous No.54472386]

>>54472212
>silver majors
Too unreliable. You already got exposure to silver by holding gold miners, that's enough for me.

[Anonymous No.54472388]

>>54471932
Thetagang, what PoP/P50 do you aim for, and when do you exit on a loss?

[Anonymous No.54472403]

Better data in EU, all drop. So is this good=bad again or is data irrelevant as always?

[Anonymous No.54472404]

I'm not an advertisement, but my handy is supposed to show up tomorrow, but it has been delayed by spring snow storms.

[Anonymous No.54472416]

>>54472335
The real winning move is to use crabs for stable gains that increase with inflation with some degenerate gambling on the side and a real job to keep money coming in. Neets that haven't already made it before going neet will never make it.

[Anonymous No.54472429]

>>54472403
I dunno but DAX is gonna retard pump again

[Anonymous No.54472437]

>>54472388
we aren't allowed to call it 'the war' or 'the 'nam' like previous generations. Our war just didn't even happen. My first night moving my shit into housing some guy blew his brains out above me and nobody cared. That's when I thought we were fucked, but I had no idea how fucked being fucked was.

[Anonymous No.54472447]

>>54472403
Higher service costs/prices --> higher core inflation. But yeah I agree with this one >>54472429.
But then again, you never know with DAX.

[Anonymous No.54472472]

>>54472447
>>54472429
German Engineering Orders Down 17% In Dec-Feb Period Year On Year (Domestic Orders -14%, Foreign Orders -19%) - VDMA
- In February Down 17% Year On Year (Domestic Orders -18%, Foreign Orders -16%)


is yoy, so it's still worse

[Anonymous No.54472481]

Is this the start of the correction?

[Anonymous No.54472487]

Anyone buy Signature Bank with me?

[Anonymous No.54472505]

>>54472481
lol no, this will the several years, maybe decades to fix. The people Biden appointed to the fed are lackeys of 'his' administration.

[Anonymous No.54472510]

>>54472487
unironically?

[Anonymous No.54472514]

>>54472510
no

[Anonymous No.54472523]

>>54472514
You should have bought GoldmanSachs before close.

[Anonymous No.54472544]

>>54472523
>54472523
I was thinking about shorting it

[Anonymous No.54472549]

>>54472505
You are too stupid, put your money into Berkshire and let Warren Buffet make you rich until he dies. Seriously.

[Anonymous No.54472561]

>>54472549
bot...

[Anonymous No.54472606]

>>54472561
BOTZ for fun.

[Anonymous No.54472617]

>>54472561
bot wat?
>>54472606
shut up, stupid.

[Anonymous No.54472628]

>>54472617
how did you do that? it's over.

[Anonymous No.54472651]

>>54472628
Your unique outlook on life, it's very special.

[Anonymous No.54472704]

>>54472472
Yeah but services PMI significantly up. It's ridiculous. Service providers are taking insane prices. High inflation? Higher rates? Just off-load everything on customers and they will pay. People have too much money here and can't fix anything by themselves. Should have gone into trades.

[Anonymous No.54472765]

Is it finally time to short NVDA?

[Anonymous No.54472778]

>>54472765
I wouldn't be opposed to you doing that. Do you have a billion invested to dent it?

[Anonymous No.54472783]

>>54471932
Farm premium on index options
Stick to a good trading plan
(You) will make it anon

[Anonymous No.54472787]

>>54472765
Yeah, it's going to 150.

[Anonymous No.54472788]

You will lose your job and entire portfolio, you will live in the Joetown, and you will be happy.

[Anonymous No.54472796]

>>54472778

[Anonymous No.54472799]

>>54472788
I won't live there, but I'll stop by from time to time looking for cheap whores.

[Anonymous No.54472863]

>>54472765
I’m thinking 280-295 is top. Close to the end for sure but no saying when it will collapse. Many people have died shorting it

[Anonymous No.54472864]

>>54472021
How about gold miner funds? What are our favorite ETFs/CEFs?

[Anonymous No.54472875]

>>54472765
C3AI taking a dump might be a sign it's done but it has the same retard strength as Tesla. Gonna need brass balls to short it

[Anonymous No.54472888]

>>54472864
why would you buy ETF when you can buy actual miners?

[Anonymous No.54472890]

>>54472765
Seems that way

[Anonymous No.54472896]

>>54472888
So I can have a small position with the advantage of diversification?

[Anonymous No.54472899]

>>54472864
not really an etf guy but I own these some have x3 leverage GDX3, 3GOL, AIGP, GDX, GDXJ

[Anonymous No.54472930]

>>54472021
Do not, I repeat, do not touch miners. Just buy physical and thank me later when miners are getting killed again.

[Anonymous No.54472945]

Really thrilled to see what will happen with NATGAS this year. Last year April 6th was the start of EU injection phase, which picked up speed from 12-13th onwards.

[Anonymous No.54473018]

FUCKING CRAMER I BOUGHT SO MANY CALLS BECAUSE YOU TOLD THAT THERE WASN'T GONNA BE A RECESSION, A DUMP

NOW LOOK AT THE FAG
https://youtu.be/Ir7ALVk7u-Y

[Anonymous No.54473187]

GFAI though... it's looking kinda tasty...

[Anonymous No.54473225]

>>54473018
listening to tv is maximum brainlet. they are just bullshiting day to day moods.

[Anonymous No.54473240]

God I hope my portfolio turns green before July. Otherwise my dad ain't getting shit for his birthday.

[Anonymous No.54473261]

I have a feeling AMC's going to be green today.

[Anonymous No.54473271]

>>54472930
Bullish, sentiment is down the drain.

[Anonymous No.54473305]

i am cash gang for a long time. im looking for big movers long or short but this cuck market isnt giving lot of working ones.

think im gonna start playin some to see if they work.

also am down like 40% on my investing career

[Anonymous No.54473327]

Does investing raise self-esteem? I have none and other ways like love aren't open to me.

[Anonymous No.54473338]

10yr - 3m curve hits a new low for 2023.

-153bps

[Anonymous No.54473350]

>>54473261
>AMC MUH APES
Go to your containment thread retard, no one gives a shit about your penny stock here

[Anonymous No.54473372]

Does cash gang actually just hold cash? Like why not at least put it a money market fund or something like SGOV?

[Anonymous No.54473407]

Is something happening?

[Anonymous No.54473414]

>>54473372
i've been cash gang since november 2021 and have been in MM account with vanguard or t bills/i bonds, and shorting nasdaq with 20% of cash

[Anonymous No.54473437]

>>54473414
how's that going for you anon

[Anonymous No.54473450]

>>54473338
It's not looking great. Pump it.

[Anonymous No.54473477]

>>54473437
its going ok. the recent pump has been bad, but I know in my heart of hearts that we will drop below October lows this year at some point, and my cash/T bill position will be vindicated, in the end

[Anonymous No.54473503]

>>54473372
ive been rekt so much i just wanted to stay away.

[Anonymous No.54473512]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IStlBOX9F4o

[Anonymous No.54473518]

my frens...it's been an honor. I am now trans instead of kms. You shall now identify me as she/her.

[Anonymous No.54473542]

>>54473512
this video doesn't have any divrsity, how can I show this to my children?

[Anonymous No.54473562]

>>54473542
This is the only video you should be showing your children: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhSVy7PCokI

[Anonymous No.54473572]

>>54472335
>tfw you realize this might be old enough that it was filmed when meth pills were sold at gas stations as 'horse medicine'
>because it made you work like a horse
>mfw
>>54472307
>is this how it feels to be a normie?
Everything is relative...so the equivalent to that would have to be equally impactful

[Anonymous No.54473575]

>>54473518
Stellar

[Anonymous No.54473579]

>futures

[Anonymous No.54473584]

>>54473562
;)
https://youtu.be/k9IfHDi-2EA
I'm up for a cash morning, the market may not reflect it.

[Anonymous No.54473590]

>>54473542
https://files.catbox.moe/7ncckb.webm
Show them that

[Anonymous No.54473595]

>>54473590
wow, that's racist.

[Anonymous No.54473605]

>>54473584
https://youtu.be/ov4epAJRPMw
listen...

[Anonymous No.54473634]

When will 4chan corporate change captcha? Pajeet bots are shilling once again. I can sense the curry, spice and shit mélange smell of their shitty jeet bot code.

[Anonymous No.54473640]

>>54473605
>I'm a killer

[Anonymous No.54473646]

>>54473327
No it makes you feel like a retard. Even being a boglehead does that but in a positive manner

[Anonymous No.54473652]

>>54473646
boglehead here yeah, the novelty of investing wears off really quickly
but that's a good thing, investing is supposed to be boring

[Anonymous No.54473662]

>>54472765
>269.79 -4.74 (-1.73%)
>Pre-Market: 7:28AM EDT

[Anonymous No.54473668]

>>54471995
Almost the entire forbes under 30 list is in jail for fraud kek

[Anonymous No.54473669]

CTO of square was murdered. sell $SQ

[Anonymous No.54473677]

>>54473652
I come here primarily to suffer with my fellow BOILed brothers, I’m not sure why bogleheads have any interest in investing since their whole shtick is just forever buying and then selling someday.

[Anonymous No.54473678]

>>54473652
>he doesn't invest so he can call and hang up on morgan stanley employees until he get to to talk to the stern women with sexy voices about how they can help him find the portfolio button
missing out

[Anonymous No.54473684]

>>54473652
Not saying that it can't be fun or that it is wrong, but the whole philosophy is that "You are too dumb to time the market which will go up forever, so keep buying."

[Anonymous No.54473694]

>>54473372
No, most of my cash has been in SH for over a year.

[Anonymous No.54473706]

>>54473678
The point is also to not get overly attached and make bad decisions. Just look at the ape tards

[Anonymous No.54473712]

>>54471943
This post really bothered me. It’s one of those post where you know this guy could be stupid as hell and not know what Sangria is, or he’s just b8n

[Anonymous No.54473722]

>>54473669
Kek what the fuck
Imagine being mega rich and getting murdered by a random thug

[Anonymous No.54473726]

>>54473562
https://youtu.be/__biilMpnmw
are we music postin until the bell?

[Anonymous No.54473731]

>>54473722
Heard he actually lived in Miami and was only in SF one day for a work trip. Hopefully dipshit tech nerds learn from that.

[Anonymous No.54473759]

Seriously what the fuck do I invest in to make it big in 5 to 10 years. Just sit and forget.
Fuck trading, I don't have time for that shit.
Give me good tickers please
I thought ABML would've been the move after watching for 2 years until they did an offering.

[Anonymous No.54473764]

>all these charts and figures showing recession soon
Fug...

[Anonymous No.54473765]

>>54473759
Sell.

[Anonymous No.54473766]

>>54473759
literally any index
VTI, VT, VNQ, etc

[Anonymous No.54473777]

>>54473726
I got stranded because of a blizzard and just woke up, can you post Chicago - 25 or 6 to 4?

[Anonymous No.54473779]

>>54473668
>all of the fake it till you make it faggots were just breaking the law

[Anonymous No.54473784]

>>54473766
Already accumulating VNQ, VTI and VOO on my Roth, appreciate the reply. Glad to hear those to reinforce my decision on these tickers

[Anonymous No.54473787]

>>54473759
VTI
but wait for 1-6 months when it bottoms out further

[Anonymous No.54473788]

>>54473712
Imagine actually crying bitch tears because you drink wine with ice cubes in it like a woman.

[Anonymous No.54473793]

>>54473766
he said to make it big, indexes at best have an 8% return each year, and recently only have 2%, better to put your monies into a high interest savings account at 5.02

[Anonymous No.54473795]

>>54473777
I can, pal. Nice trips btw.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUAYeN3Rp2E

[Anonymous No.54473802]

>>54473793
he said 5 to 10 years anon

[Anonymous No.54473804]

>>54473759
Trading is fun though... just max your 401k and Roth IRA nigga

[Anonymous No.54473818]

>>54473804
Trading is fun but I don't have the time. I could always swap to swing shift at work but then that interrupts alot of things in my personal life ofc

[Anonymous No.54473825]

>>54473795
Hell yeah, thanks bud.

[Anonymous No.54473842]

thoughts on BUR?

won the case, just the amount of settlement + interest rate to apply up in the air

[Anonymous No.54473859]

>>54473327
I'd say yes as long the dd has been put in and its a company someone would be happy to hold and buy if it goes deeply into the red and strictly avoid any get rich quick/high risk trades. Warren Buffet/John Bogle/Peter Lynch mindset

[Anonymous No.54473863]

>>54473759
Buy LEAPS (furthest ITM and exp date) on major indexes. Roll at expiration. Ladder out your buy dates if you don't want to try timing the bottom. You should be getting around 1.5x leverage versus buying the shares in cash. I'm going to spend my gains on a cute latina mommy.

[Anonymous No.54473880]

I have accumulated $20k of noonstork in the last week, I was just shorting it because it was predictable. I now have just tucked it away as a hold.

[Anonymous No.54473885]

Imagine if this is the start of another 13 year crab

[Anonymous No.54473887]

Everyone in this thread is a fucking bot. See ya later spacegayboys

[Anonymous No.54473889]

Im taking a snow day from work, what should i gamble?

[Anonymous No.54473896]

>>54473887
thank you, please invest in BOTZ and come back in 4 hours and 5 minutes.

[Anonymous No.54473900]

>>54473327
Kinda. Making the right decision and watching your money make more money can make your day. For me, it makes me less suicidal.

[Anonymous No.54473908]

>>54473885
10k to 5k and back probably didn't feel like a crab

[Anonymous No.54473914]

>>54473900
plus you can show off your portfolio to grills who have never known anybody that wasn't in debt.

[Anonymous No.54473937]

anyone gambling a C3.AI bounce?

[Anonymous No.54473944]

>>54473914
That is a very stupid thing to do anon

[Anonymous No.54473991]

Dead thread, dead market

[Anonymous No.54474006]

>>54473937
That is a very stupid thing to do anon

[Anonymous No.54474013]

https://youtu.be/TAqZb52sgpU?list=RDEMlFmuWg-cvYUex099D5Hn5A
waking up to some good ol' alice in chains to get me pumped up for crab

[Anonymous No.54474023]

>>54473991
Can you please not post cia psychop material ty

[Anonymous No.54474071]

>>54473885
But anon, that's like 1600% returns if you short each high and long every bottom!

[Anonymous No.54474096]

>>54473937
Why c3ai? Why not GFAI, which is down more and doesn't have a lawsuit against it.

[Anonymous No.54474097]

GOOGL BROS WE MADE IT

[Anonymous No.54474163]

WEDNESDAY BLOODY WEDNESDAY

[Anonymous No.54474170]

>>54473914
>showing exactly how much money u got to a grill
this is a mistake on all fronts anon

[Anonymous No.54474177]

>India is now allowing their currency to be taken out of the country for the first time
>is going to start trading with Russia and local countries with Rupees
>China is doing the same with Brazil
>OPEC is considering trading with China and India in their currency and not dollars
Turns out other countries didn't appreciate America weaponizing their currency and offshoring their inflation. We could see the dollar fall to 50% of the world's reserve currency

[Anonymous No.54474180]

You're not actually going to short NVDA right?

[Anonymous No.54474186]

>>54473788
I just didn’t think people like you were such incels, living sheltered lives. It’s hard to fathom, living such a cucked existence

[Anonymous No.54474204]

>>54474186
>meanwhile my boomer ass is drinking water, milk, diet soda, and diet energy drinks
I haven't had alcohol in years

[Anonymous No.54474211]

>>54474186
>an actual whine aunt on biz
Well hello there sweatie

[Anonymous No.54474214]

>>54474180
>not busy shorting morgan chase.

[Anonymous No.54474227]

>>54474211
Make sure you vote for biden

[Anonymous No.54474231]

>>54473914
Best to keep grills in the dark about your finances, anon. Please rethink this.

[Anonymous No.54474270]

>>54474097
It's cause they said their chips can beat nvidia chips on ai applications so expect the retard pump to go from nvidia to Google.

[Anonymous No.54474271]

>>54474231
This desu. Dating a girl atm and I won't tell her I got six figures

[Anonymous No.54474279]

gonna get those sweet bank stock gains. the "scared investors" the media keeps talking about are such useful idiots

[Anonymous No.54474283]

>>54473944
>>54474170
>>54474231
How come? Is the girl going to be passive aggressive and make me cry? Like what can she actually do?

[Anonymous No.54474293]

>>54474283
Women have this uncontrollable desire to buy random bullshit

[Anonymous No.54474302]

>>54471932
why is bloomberg saying the markets are sliding due to inflation worries and oil. If that were true, the bond market wouldn't be rallying as the yields would be inching up north of 3.5 towards 4.

I think the market is now betting that we are indeed in a recession. The bond market has been acting like that ever since SVB. The stock market, being greedy and dumber, rallied because rate hikes were over disregarding the fact that the reason for it to be over is that we are entering a recession and unemployment will rise and earnings will fall.

Bloomberg just writes wherever the wind is blowing

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54474305]

>>54474283
She can use her golden pussy whip to make you spend your hard earned cash.

[Anonymous No.54474320]

>>54474302
Betting? Job openings down 600k yesterdays data. Thats not a bet. Thats real life

[Anonymous No.54474335]

>>54474283
Tell her bf that you have money that is only you giving up a pw from being their money.

[Anonymous No.54474343]

>futes

[Anonymous No.54474356]

>>54474283
Are you sure you can't be seduced for your money? Grills certainly aren't going to be attracted by your charm, if you're going around doing things like flashing your portfolio. You are definitely going to get seduced for your money.

[Anonymous No.54474361]

>>54474283
Whenever you don't want to spend money on whatever thing she will bring the topic up. There will be constant jabs.

[Anonymous No.54474366]

>>54474177
>Haha we can print all we like and manipulate markets to hide the inflation destroying the consumer from the official statistics, we're the world reserve currency!
>lose world reserve currency status because of excessive printing and statistical manipulation
>ACK

[Anonymous No.54474368]

Why is NVDA going down when Nasdaq is going up?

[Anonymous No.54474375]

>>54474361
This desu. Women spend like nogs. They will siphon away a little bit each week until there's nothing left. And then she'll leave you

[Anonymous No.54474386]

>>54474368
extremely overvalued

[Anonymous No.54474387]

>>54474366
Yep. I'm not going to try and shill a dollar collapse but even going from 60% to 50% has huge ramifications.

[Anonymous No.54474393]

>>54474283
She can trick you into marrying her and then divorce rape you take your house and half your retirement account and half of all your financial assets, Kids too. Many such cases where women plot to take what men have. Remember women don’t actually love you they don’t love men they just use men to get what they want. Women are incapable of loving anyone but themselves. Even if you get married she will still have emotional guy friends on social media or in the workplace. Women are now community property because men have no rights.

[Anonymous No.54474405]

>3.1 trillion in commercial real estate debt in the US in 2023
oh my lmao

[Anonymous No.54474406]

>>54474375
Correct why do you think every consumer commercial shows white women and black men? It’s because they are the most easily manipulated consumer groups, the most impulsive and spend happy

[Anonymous No.54474413]

>>54474368
Google's ai chip is faster than nvidia and japan is restricting semis into China, which gives institutional investors a good opportunity to unload on nvidia baggies. Could still retard pump tho

[Anonymous No.54474422]

>>54474368
>pe ratio of 110
The world may never know anon

[Anonymous No.54474435]

>>54474413
It’s over for Nvidia

[Anonymous No.54474442]

I don't post here much anymore, so can someone fill me in on what happened to John Rocker? Did he commit suicide?

[Anonymous No.54474443]

>>54474405
I read that NYC shops are like 50% empty with for rent signs because the avg monthly rent for 500 sq ft is $21k/month

[Anonymous No.54474453]

>>54474442
it's Jennifer Rocket now. she has not transitioned into the 41% yet.

[Anonymous No.54474455]

>>54474435
Nvidia is a meme stock like GME, could move either direction on no news

[Anonymous No.54474459]

>>54474405
Its important to see where this debt lies. Places like commiefornia and jew York have wealth flight. Then other companies like O or NNN are literally entirely commercial real estate and doing fine.

[Anonymous No.54474460]

>>54474413
>japan is restricting semis into China
Why? I thought US and Japan were allies?

[Anonymous No.54474475]

>>54474443
> read
Okay Louis Rossmann

[Anonymous No.54474488]

>>54474475
oh yeah, that's where I got it from.

[Anonymous No.54474490]

>>54474460
Japan is an ally of the US and the US told them to restrict sale of semis and related products to China so they did. Hence, semis are down on the news

[Anonymous No.54474572]

numbers good?
numbers bad?

[Anonymous No.54474596]

BOIL doing another one of its premarket tard mini moons. Its best action is almost always premarket. CONTRACT ROLL BEGINS TOMORROW. I would personally absolutely not risk holding it over the weekend, the contract roll will take 5 business days to complete. Of course, I wouldn't hold BOIL right now for longer than an intraday swing.

[Anonymous No.54474597]

inb4 NATGAS BREAKOUT. 6 April was last year's EU injection phase. From 12-13th april onwards it picked up speed.

https://agsi.gie.eu/data-overview/eu

[Anonymous No.54474623]

BOIL BAGGIES TO THE MOON

[Anonymous No.54474635]

>>54474597
>cut off from russia feeding them cheap natgas because of Ukraine
>burning coal like an urban white girl
>rapidly building infrastructure to produce their own natgas
>reclassify natgas as green energy
been trying to tell you bros

[Anonymous No.54474644]

>>54474597
BETTAH JUS HOL UNG
if you want to start *holding* NG right now.

[Anonymous No.54474651]

>>54474635

[Anonymous No.54474674]

>>54474453
It's obviously not true but it's the only answer I got so I suppose this will be my new head canon

[Anonymous No.54474680]

>>54471962
sorry but I'm not a footfetish faggot.

[Anonymous No.54474684]

>>54474597
America is apparantly the biggest exporter of natgas to europe but unless I forgot we built a transatlantic pipeline its all LMG. And places like Germany don't even have LNG ports to take it.

Germany is going to go down as the biggest fucking retards with energy
>"No we can't rely on LNG because we'd have to commit to 100 years for the agreement and we wanna be all green by 2035!"

[Anonymous No.54474697]

>>54474283
Besides what other anons mentioned you always gotta keep her guessing. There always needs to be some mystery about you she can gnaw on. If you straight tell up facts about urself to her that kills the game and makes you less attractive.

[Anonymous No.54474708]

>>54474697
thanks anon now I have to go jerk off again

[Anonymous No.54474730]

what was that anon talking about bearish contracts on BOIL for the first two weeks in april or whateve? lmao

[Anonymous No.54474732]

>>54474623
y tho
>inb4 the stock market is trying to short squeeze natgas before the contracts roll for maximum pain

[Anonymous No.54474735]

>>54474708
this ad is brought to you by The Handy, never jerk off again and syncs to your favorite porn videos.

[Anonymous No.54474744]

> nat gas


OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.54474752]

>>54474735
Way ahead of you anon. I have 5 different sleeves

[Anonymous No.54474755]

>>54474732
they are going to crush silver, natgas isn't even on the radar.

[Anonymous No.54474766]

Jim is live in cnbc. Place your inverse bets ;)

[Anonymous No.54474769]

I passed 26k in my brokerage account. I like to gamble on small options of 100-200. Every once in a while. Am I still held to the 3 day trade rule? It’s a margin account but I’m not using margin

[Anonymous No.54474775]

>>54474755
Figured, but again I must ask: y farts pumping?

[Anonymous No.54474778]

>>54474752
Stoya fleshlight quickshot makes for easy clean up. $39.99 on amazon

[Anonymous No.54474790]

>feet shills shitting up the thread
>On my nofap reset day
Yes the enemy is close, it's in the room with us now even

[Anonymous No.54474807]

>>54474684
If this was true why did Natgas tank after Freeport explosion? It reduced export capacity to EU. So what does it matter if it's LNG or germany not having terminals. It's france that is pretty low on gas atm.

[Anonymous No.54474809]

>>54474775
byproduct of oil drilling, natgas is low because for decades of oil drilling they just burned natgas off and in the last 20 years started building pipelines to harness it.

[Anonymous No.54474811]

Brehs...

[Anonymous No.54474815]

>>54474735
VR chads where we at?

[Anonymous No.54474821]

>>54474778
Do they even work with the handy? Looks like they are for the launch

[Anonymous No.54474824]

boil bros we did it

[Anonymous No.54474840]

>>54474821
yeah, basically anything works with the handy. you could strap a dildo on it and fuck your ass if you wanted.

[Anonymous No.54474854]

>>54474811
>>54474824
Gratz boyz

[Anonymous No.54474855]

>>54474840
right... the motor is pretty powerful

[Anonymous No.54474869]

>>54474855
now imagine if you put this amount of effort into researching stocks

[Anonymous No.54474879]

>>54473327
hit the gym brah. not only does it increase your T (raising your self esteem), it clears your mind when trading.

[Anonymous No.54474882]

Cathy's 3d printing jews who diluted her during 2021's madness are trying to buy out SSYS with those goybucks.
Initial offer started at 18 and now we are at final offer of $20. If SSYS refuses the kikes are threatening to start buying up shares up to 51%.
Funny to see the chutzpah

https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/SSYS?p=SSYS&.tsrc=fin-srch

[Anonymous No.54474888]

>Western Alliance Bacorp -10.77 premarket
It's going to keep on dumping today I guess. -20% maybe?

[Anonymous No.54474892]

>>54474879
this, but picking the right ones definitely gives you a dopamine rush.

[Anonymous No.54474917]

>>54474869
Nah I just hold my bags and shitpost like everyone else

[Anonymous No.54474925]

https://youtu.be/BifMt38re74
get in here bros

[Anonymous No.54474935]

>>54474697
Imagine playing such a retarded game kek

[Anonymous No.54474949]

>>54474769
Once you get flagged as a PTDer you'll have to maintain the 25k liquidity.

[Anonymous No.54474954]

>>54474888
Fug... if I wasn't already an FRC baggie...

[Anonymous No.54474960]

>>54472168
what an inversion

[Anonymous No.54474973]

>>54474925
Na

[Anonymous No.54474975]

I feel like today will be another heem day. I can feel it in my piss.

[Anonymous No.54474980]

>>54474954
It might heal anon, idk at this point, I was going to short it, but won't.

[Anonymous No.54474991]

WTFWT

[Anonymous No.54474992]

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

[Anonymous No.54474997]

WTFWT!?!?!?!?
>>54474975
Burning piss isn't good, fren.

[Anonymous No.54474999]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.54475005]

here we go

[Anonymous No.54475007]

WTFWT

[Anonymous No.54475010]

SLURPERS COME IN SLURPERS COME IN THIS IS NOT A DRILL

[Anonymous No.54475019]

DING DING DING! How it went today anons?
Oh wait...

[Anonymous No.54475028]

yeah im the AI poster from yesterday and we went down 30% yesterday go ahead and point and laugh

[Anonymous No.54475031]

>>54474769
>>54474949
With $26k gotta be careful not to have your open positions dip you below that $25k value. My broker will lock the account and not let you place any orders even to close the open positions unless you call and talk to one of their series holders and have them close you out for you. I hate it so much bros

[Anonymous No.54475033]

bear hungry for mumu twinks

[Anonymous No.54475034]

>>54474096
I suppose it wouldn't be unheard of for the lawsuit to be unsubstantiated.

[Anonymous No.54475038]

>>54474935
imagine having a gf

[Anonymous No.54475046]

SLURPERS!!!!!!!!!!

COME IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.54475048]

>>54475028
haha. what a rugpull. kek

[Anonymous No.54475050]

Name a more based fund
Protip: you can't

[Anonymous No.54475049]

>>54475019
I solded

[Anonymous No.54475059]

>>54475028
Sorry bro that sucks

[Anonymous No.54475060]

Great day to buy more ZIM

[Anonymous No.54475065]

>opening dark red
it's literally over, buy guns and ammo

[Anonymous No.54475066]

>>54475050
What's the divvy?

[Anonymous No.54475067]

>>54475028
Quick rundown?

[Anonymous No.54475073]

>>54475067
short report accusing of accounting fraud

[Anonymous No.54475080]

>>54475065
>dark red
7 poop and pee points...

[Anonymous No.54475085]

>>54475066
3.62%
divtards btfo as usual

[Anonymous No.54475090]

>>54474730
THE ROLL DOESN'T START UNTIL TOMORROW RETARD

[Anonymous No.54475100]

>>54475085
That's a no for me dog, the MM fund is giving more

[Anonymous No.54475105]

>tfw I bought at the top

[Anonymous No.54475109]

>>54474755
it begins

[Anonymous No.54475111]

Gonna be another gay day where Dow is green but others slightly red. I am financially bored

[Anonymous No.54475112]

>>54475085
What a fucking joke.
t. QYLD Chad

[Anonymous No.54475125]

>>54475111
should invest in a handy to get you through trading hours for the next few months

[Anonymous No.54475132]

Holy shit BOIL bros what happened?
Why did we dump 10 cents on market open...?

[Anonymous No.54475133]

>>54475112
QYLD and other CC selling ETFs are cool in theory, but in practice they expose you to 100% of the risk of the underlying going down without letting you capture the gains from the same underlying. They're excellent choices during a bear market when shit's obviously not going down anymore, but is also not ready to come back up, but in any other time it's garbage. Just buy and hold QQQ and you'll make a lot more.

[Anonymous No.54475137]

>>54475111
Judge Mathis. Fox. Now. Lady stopped paying rent when the basement flooded with sewage.

[Anonymous No.54475143]

>tfw I might've shorted NVDA top
Should I hold onto my INTC? Can it really fall below 32?

[Anonymous No.54475148]

>>54475132

[Anonymous No.54475149]

>>54475111
Crab attack

[Anonymous No.54475150]

what a weak SOXL dump, pathetic

[Anonymous No.54475152]

>>54475111
BASEMENT FULL OF FECES FOR 2 MONTHS

[Anonymous No.54475185]

>Cramer selling AI
AIbros... WE GAAN

[Anonymous No.54475203]

>>54473512
Financial murder is the only art a Fed Chair may practice. No ornamental words can change that. You want to protect people with your monetary policy? You'll slaughter legions so that a few may live. Many years, long before you were born, my sword was tearing asunder the portfolios of men. Yes, all of those men were evil, but they were human beings first and foremost, Kashkari. The world you ardently desire to enter will not know what to do with you. It will deceive you into believing that you are saving lives even as you destroy them. You will accept these lies all the while, your hands will be stained with the worst of offenses.

[Anonymous No.54475207]

Fuck this, not buying anything today.

[Anonymous No.54475211]

>>54475085
>>54475100
>>54475112
The dividend and share price have a strong record of growing overtime. The covered call ETFs don't do that.

[Anonymous No.54475232]

[Anonymous No.54475240]

soxl are trannys

[Anonymous No.54475241]

>>54475211
>yet another divvynbred who doesn't understand how dividend works
lmao

[Anonymous No.54475257]

baking

[Anonymous No.54475260]

So when does the bull run start

[Anonymous No.54475267]

>>54475260
for what market?

[Anonymous No.54475275]

>>54475211
Interesting, just looking at the Google 5 year chart it appears to mirror the overall market, while also giving the 3.44% dividend? And it's an ETF vs a mutual fund. In currently in trading purgatory waiting for my SWVXX to become marginable. I still have like 20 something days to go. Vs SCHD I could be trading by end of the week. Idk though, why go with SCHD over JEPI currently giving an ungodly 11%

[Anonymous No.54475281]

A THREAD IS BAKED

>>54475276
>>54475276
>>54475276

[Anonymous No.54475294]

>>54475211
Without writing covered calls on you SCHDdy holdings yourself it's game over in this kind of environment.

[Anonymous No.54475307]

>>54475028
RIP. Can't believe those guys who said it was going to rug in the Monday threads were proven correct in 1 day

[Anonymous No.54475311]

>>54475267
Solar