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>owed the IRS 2.5 mil from crypto trading
>move to (undisclosed location with no extradition treaty with the USA)
>everyday i shitpost on 4chan and live like a NEET king

I want all of you to get rich and make it. Genuinely. But dont give the IRS a dollar. Get rich. Get out.

>> No.54469254
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54469254

Whats your current plays

>> No.54469279

That's so cool bro. What exchange did you use to off-ramp?

>> No.54469290

>>54469206
>move to (undisclosed location with no extradition treaty with the USA)

Shalom!

>> No.54469298

>>54469254
Just aped in ETH 500k, up to 570k now

Mind you im just gambling a bit, i dont need money right now, not for a few years

>> No.54469299

Based. Paying crypto to crypto taxes is an absurd.

>> No.54469300

>>54469206
Based, fuck the IRS

>> No.54469540

>>54469279
want to know this too

>> No.54469575

>>54469206
bro but you need to pay taxes bro like pay the government a percentage of your income and gains bro bro listen you have to pay the useless government agencies so they can do stupid shit that really benefits noone in the long run bro you absolutely must pay these taxes like for the roads and the useless army and militarized police force that beats old woman and children over a flu bro cmon just like the taxes are rising over time and bro the tax brackets if you entitle half your shit to some roastie you can pay a little bit less in the taxes man you just like file your taxes dude and then they will double count it and charge you more or give you some of your money back its a sound system

>> No.54469593

>>54469298
based. Let's make this fucking happen. Why didn't you just renounce your US citizenship, doesn't tha tnullify owing them anything?

>> No.54469756

>>54469279
I offramped at the usual exchanges, then to my bank. Routed those money to offshore accounts, then moved country. My current country has no capital gains tax so i just cash out as normal here, and more routed through overseas accounts

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>>54469206
bro if you pumped me and my frens bags with even a shekel, it would be life changing for us.

wrongtoken.com

>> No.54469993

>>54469756
okay so you're in cyprus.

>> No.54470324

>>54469206
Crypto looks like the friggin way, but these MFs trying to trace transactions, faggots need to look for a blockchain of decentralized identities and rights to get these faggots away from our funds.

>> No.54470357

so you are just never going to travel or visit family again?

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>>54469206
Decentralized identity and assets blockchain ecosystem is the way mfs.

>> No.54470415

>>54469254
Get some convenient and secured crypto for a mode of payment and settlement between users, and get the fuck out.

>> No.54470460

>>54469756
I'm creating a business to help anons with shit like that, like monero but for real; cripto to fiat and fiat to cripto, no questions asked and no responses given(to the US government).
Never finance the jews.
Good luck brother.

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Based say hi to slop queen for me

>> No.54470845

>>54469206
hows bali treating you?

>> No.54470869

>>54469206
What stops me from getting a fuck ton of loans and then doing this exact same thing

>> No.54470873

>>54470869
yourself

>> No.54470989

>>54470869
Family for me once my parents are gone I'll be doing just that if i haven't made it

>> No.54471004

>>54469206
given how much governments subsidize dairy and meat industries, this is actually vegan af of you anon. thanks for abusing less animals than most people

>> No.54471402

>>54470869
im already doing this anon. I was able to secure a $50k loan from my bank circa 2021 right after the big dump
- 40k in BTC
- 1k in ETH
- 5k AVAX
- 4k in drugs and hookers

im up $100k now , NFA tho but its something u can do

>> No.54471553

>>54469756
how did you create offshore accounts without citizenship yet? how did you gain citizenship in teh new country? the US banks didnt cuck you with limits to route the money out?

>> No.54471584

>>54471553
You don't need citizenship or even residency to create a bank account in many countries.

>>54469206
Based but keep in mind the US could still come after you even if they don't have an extradition treaty there. Interpol has jurisdiction everywhere and if they want to they can come up with a story to frame you. Just look up how they were able to arrest the pirate bay founder in Cambodia.

>> No.54472823

>>54471584
>>54471584
>You don't need citizenship or even residency to create a bank account in many countries.
can we get a tutorial on this for /biz/ copy pasta or infographic cap pic? when i looked into offshore accounts at the typical meme spots like cayman islands and switzerland they required citizenship

>> No.54473003

>>54472823
Ask chatGPT: countries where I can open a bank account without citizenship
You re welcome

>> No.54473039

>>54472823
>>54473003
Switzerland: Swiss banks are known for their privacy and security. It is possible to open a bank account in Switzerland as a non-resident, although the process can be more complicated than in other countries.

Hong Kong: Hong Kong is a popular destination for expats and non-residents to open bank accounts. Some banks may require proof of a local address or a certain amount of funds to deposit.

Singapore: Like Hong Kong, Singapore is another financial hub in Asia that allows non-residents to open bank accounts. The process may involve providing proof of identity, such as a passport or national ID card.

United Arab Emirates: The UAE is a popular destination for expats and foreign investors. Many banks in the UAE offer accounts to non-residents, although the requirements can vary depending on the bank.

United States: Some banks in the US allow non-residents to open accounts, although the requirements can be strict. You may need to provide proof of identity and a US tax ID number.

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>>54469206
Holy based

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>>54469206
>NEET
cool
>rich
awesome
>btfoing IRS
nice
>shitposting here
You still didn't MI. Those who really got out have no stories to tell and this board will never see them again. Just stop for half of a year. You can always come back.

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>>54469206
anon... I

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>>54469206
Which country sir
Give clue senpai

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>>54469575
This. OP is committing crimes against colored folx

>> No.54473808

>>54473785
look if he plays it smart hes free forever. he just has to never have a bank account. which is possible now. i'd go to brazil or colombia for hiding.

>> No.54473879

>>54473039
Hong Kong and UAE don't have extradition treaties with the US. but they probably hate Americans so not sure if it's useful

>> No.54474162

>>54469982
This OP. It would make my day if you just checked out the site. If you did get a small bag we'd be grateful, but just check it out.

www.wrongtoken.com

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>>54469206
>>move to (undisclosed location with no extradition treaty with the USA)
>>everyday i shitpost on 4chan and live like a NEET king