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[Anonymous No.54463154]

>started stealing from the supermarket
Fuck it I can’t keep up with these prices anymore.

[Anonymous No.54463170]

>>54463154
I never steal anything I would feel bad. But yeah I do occasionally just 'forget' to scan some items.

Usually small/expensive things and then I put them at the bottom of my bag so if you get a check they don't see it.

Lets say you get $50 of groceries worth and then only scan like $30 worth or something.

But just blatantly stealing something nah I dont have the balls for it, wouldn't be able to talk myself out of it too and i'm not really handy with stuffing shit under my jacket or something I would sperg out

[Anonymous No.54463174]

>>54463154
Tell us your methods young padwan.

[Anonymous No.54463178]

>>54463174
pick up object, leave area

[Anonymous No.54463183]

is this business advice?

[Anonymous No.54463186]

>>54463154
Be based. Do crime.

[Anonymous No.54463195]

>>54463178
It's not that simple.

[Anonymous No.54463204]

>>54463154
>>54463170
i also don't outright steal but will get "confused" at the self-checkout with what item to select for produce. i also "forget" that the veggies were organic instead of regular. sometimes i "miscount" avocados and hit a qty 1 instead of a 4
>t.devilish

[Anonymous No.54463211]

>>54463183
ghetto entrepreneurship
see opportunity, seize opportunity

[Anonymous No.54463224]

>>54463154
Steal all you want bro, I'll keep them in business for you. I don't steal because I can afford not to, but do what you need to do.

[Anonymous No.54463252]

>>54463154
You fucking RAT

[Anonymous No.54463268]

>>54463154
A little tip for my bros
>get most expensive item in hand
>get bag in other hand
>place bag on weight sensor table
>scan item
>a "did you place bags" message will appear
>place item in bag and then press yes
>item will dissappear and weight sensor will recalibrate to include the weight of the item
>continue checking out like you didn't notice anything
Lifehack.jpg

[Anonymous No.54463280]

>>54463174
I usually just simply leave the groceries at the bottom of the cart and walk

[Anonymous No.54463292]

>>54463154
We should just refer to stealing as "Romanianmaxxing".

[Anonymous No.54463305]

>>54463292
what's the difference between bacteria and romanians

[Anonymous No.54463310]

>>54463280
And when you pass under the door the alarm will sound. What do you do then? Lmao.

[Anonymous No.54463311]

Inflation makes niggers of us all.

[Anonymous No.54463323]

One time I stole 30 chocolates from different stores in one afternoon to impress a girl.

[Anonymous No.54463328]

>>54463195
It literally is that simple. I steal hundreds worth of groceries a month using self-checkouts. I only scan about a fifth of the items I'm buying. Been doing this for years.

[Anonymous No.54463336]

>>54463154
I do this all the time too. I ring things in as bananas, cheap as fuck. Weighs the item too so the bagging area weight checks out. Or just leave it in my cart and grab it and stuff it in the bag at the end. No one notices or seems to care.

[Anonymous No.54463353]

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[Anonymous No.54463354]

>>54463328
Loss prevention is tracking you. If you're in the US, once you get a felony level of thefts, they arrest you. In the meantime, they just wait and document evidence.

[Anonymous No.54463355]

>>54463280
>He doesn't just scan half of his items at the self check out and pay in cash
Why not do this? I even had a wage notice I skipped 2 things but he didn't even care or say anything. I bet they are instructed not to care about stuff under like $100

[Anonymous No.54463365]

>>54463336
banana millionaire over here

[Anonymous No.54463367]

>>54463280
It doesn’t beep for food products. What do you think I’m stealing liquor or clothes?

[Anonymous No.54463371]

>>54463354
Shame I'm not in the US then.

[Anonymous No.54463377]

Every single one of you is being carefully watched and management is adding up how much you're stealing so they can slam you with as many felony theft charges as they can when the time is right.

[Anonymous No.54463381]

>>54463310
>alarm triggers for food
Literally never happens

[Anonymous No.54463519]

>>54463354
>Loss prevention
>arrest you
You must be retarded. This is bullshit. If they tell you to stop and wait for the police just leave, they cannot and will not force you to stay.

[Anonymous No.54463582]

>>54463519
I mistyped, I was referring to police making arrests (of course). Loss prevention just monitor the cameras, stand at doors and use secret shoppers.

[Anonymous No.54463597]

>>54463211
karma is real. not gonna tempt it anymore. would am scared what would happen to my soul if it stopped caring about correcting me.

[Anonymous No.54463636]

>>54463170
I do this sometimes too. If Im gonna be an employee of the grocery store, then they're gonna pay me for it.

[Anonymous No.54463675]

>>54463154
I found out my local super market prices are almost 2x the national average. because of people like you I imagine. I finally signed up for the wholesale membership market, I literally cant keep up because of you thieves. how is there no legal deterrence?

[Anonymous No.54463708]

>>54463154
I too have been considering stealing. I wanna make sure it’s foolproof.

[Anonymous No.54463714]

>>54463582
>secret shopper
You mean the guy wearing a button upped jacket and big hat walking around with empty cart?

[Anonymous No.54463733]

>>54463195
At Burlington where I work no one can touch you. They don’t even call the cops. You can get a whole tub of stuff and leave. You will be banned yes but your first time is free

[Anonymous No.54464160]

>>54463170
The only thing I ever stole was batteries. Fuck paying to have my 360 pad working.

[Anonymous No.54464244]

>>54463377
this. walmart actually makes bank off taking self-checkout niggers to court

[Anonymous No.54464497]

>>54463714
That’s Snidely Whiplash.

[Anonymous No.54464832]

>>54464244
kek why would you lie on the internet?

[Anonymous No.54464857]

thanks for the bottom signal guys

[Anonymous No.54464876]

>>54463154
I once forgot to scan one item at the self checkout line, so I bag all the items I already paid for so I can scan and pay for the item I missed. As I'm running the transaction for that last item, I get dirty looks from people thinking I bagged all my items only to scan one item to steal the rest.

[Anonymous No.54464886]

>>54463154
>made so much off crypto last weekend I unpocketed a bottle of liquor at the checkout
Crypto made me a cuck and I blame you all

[Anonymous No.54464903]

>>54463154
Nigger mentality

[Anonymous No.54464922]

>>54463708
If you have someone to work with there is no way to get caught. Not gonna elaborate but if you have a brain you can figure it out.

[Anonymous No.54464931]

>>54463154
Honestly I'm tempted these days since customer service is so fucking bad now. Wagies are so rude I don't even care if it gets them in trouble

[Anonymous No.54464959]

>>54463519
No this is bullshit they can and will tackle you on concrete and take you into walmart custody in the back room. Try to avoid walmarts for this reason.

[Anonymous No.54464964]

>>54463675
Hahahahaha you absolute fucking faggot

[Anonymous No.54464993]

>>54464959
Not if you are black, they won't risk a multi million dollar lawsuit.

[Anonymous No.54464998]

>>54463154
based. if stores expect me to do their work for them (self checkout) then they should be prepared to suffer the consequences of my incompetence (scanning things incorrectly.)

[Anonymous No.54465020]

That's nigger tier behavior op. Just swap the tags, go to the self checkout and pay the discounted price.

[Anonymous No.54465038]

>>54464993
Believable blackface is there a thing? Man I remember when it was good to be a white criminal I'm such a boomer

[Anonymous No.54465067]

>>54464998
I used to not mind self checkouts but recently they're an absolute shambles
>one wagie to look after 10 self checkouts
>said wagie is ALWAYS the other end of the store when you need them
>despite being "self" checkout you WILL need wagie because of course some item is restricted or something doesn't work
>by the end of it, it would've been way faster the old way with actual humans anyway

[Anonymous No.54465086]

>buying drinks
>bring bag
>put like 8 bottles in
>go to register
>put one bottle on the counter
>”six bottles“
>pray for six bottles
>walk out

This may not work if you’re not living in a high trust society aka the urban hell scape

[Anonymous No.54465136]

>>54464959
>will tackle you on concrete
lol, k

[Anonymous No.54465179]

>>54465067
i do grocery shopping at a regional grocery store and their self checkouts are fucking retarded in that EVERYTHING has to remain on the plastic bag scales or the machine bitches at you, until a wagie comes over and shuts the machine up. and of course only 3 bags will fit on the scales, so if you buy 4 or more bags of groceries you have to wait until some pakistani or fat nigger waddles over to shut the machine up.

it goes without saying that i steal something every time.

[Anonymous No.54465267]

>>54464244
ok I'll bite, how could they possibly profit off of that?

[Anonymous No.54465277]

>>54463154
I take enough to fill my chest freezer every couple of months. Steaks, chickens and porkchops. Fuck these zelesky prices

[Anonymous No.54465320]

>>54465267
they don't, the guy is a massive retard. theft is a criminal charge but in some states it can be a civil charge as well. criminal charges will yield no profit. civil charges might, but the type of person to steal from walmart and get caught is poor as shit.

[Anonymous No.54465362]

>>54463154
Never steal from the same store more than 2 or 3 times. You might think that they aren't watching you, but they are. They lay in wait and build a case against you, so they need you to steal a minimum dollar amount of shit before they confront you.

[Anonymous No.54465366]

>>54464959
Topkek

[Anonymous No.54465383]

Walmart keeps over a million dollars in their safe and you're asking how to make money

[Anonymous No.54465413]

>>54465362
This is so wrong I don't even know where to begin. They have to catch you with 500 or more dollars worth of product at once not cumulative. If they dont stop you at the doors they will never bring it up again unless you are a known serial thief.

[Anonymous No.54465421]

I TRULY don't steal from stores anymore, especially as Covid hit and I was forced to live off of less anyways I figured everyone else would be taking shit lol

[Anonymous No.54465501]

>>54465413
Not true. Eventually they notice that the same shit keeps going missing and then they start checking the cameras to see who's doing it.

[Anonymous No.54465720]

>>54463154
Careful Anon. They know you're steeling and they're going to let you keep getting away with it until you steel wherever the threshold is for felony prosecution. You're gonna get fucked. Hard.

[Anonymous No.54465729]

>>54463353
i

[Anonymous No.54465770]

>>54463597
Yup

[Anonymous No.54466327]

>>54463170
>I do occasionally just 'forget' to scan some items.
That's stealing but whatever lol. I'm not judging you :D

[Anonymous No.54466609]

>>54463328
Right on bro, i'm totally down with sticking it to the man to.

[Anonymous No.54466615]

>>54463154
>>54463170
If I "forget" to pay 10 percent of my shit then I'll be back paying 2021 prices