/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.54454296]

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.newslive.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

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>>54451230

[Anonymous No.54454313]

[Anonymous No.54454320]

First for i don't know how to count

[Anonymous No.54454322]

>futures

[Mr. Cummies !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54454338]

my dick hurts real bad from beatin off all day.
how’s everyone else holding up?

[Anonymous No.54454368]

It's going higher anon, whether you like it or not.

[Anonymous No.54454398]

Ever since I finished scaling into my portfolio I've been SMASHING the pee pee poo poo 500. WHO says not to build your own portfolio of good companies?! Even Bogle had to do it at some point.

[Anonymous No.54454448]

I'm leveled and ready for this bullrun

[Anonymous No.54454476]

Oil bros.
We can't be stopped.
We can't be contained.

[Anonymous No.54454480]

SCVLeady

[Anonymous No.54454493]

Reminder that snitches dont make it. You snitch on someones DD and you are getting buried in the projects simple as.

[Anonymous No.54454502]

>>54454398
right now I'm trying to do that while also building up divvies. Really I dont know what im doing, we'll see how it goes

[Anonymous No.54454526]

>>54454368
until wednesday, then PANIC

[Anonymous No.54454529]

>>54454493
>2THEM00N

[Anonymous No.54454588]

Trash game.

[Anonymous No.54454597]

Why you didn't buy MTDR from ~45 when I told you so anon?

>54289431
>54289431
>54289431

[Anonymous No.54454630]

Oh man

[Anonymous No.54454639]

>>54454630
by atm next time

[Anonymous No.54454654]

>>54454630
A bit ambitious there don't you think?

[Mr. Cummies !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54454669]

>>54454630
>it’s 9 months out
what’s the timeframe for losing 80% on that thing?

[Anonymous No.54454671]

>>54454639
>all that fuckin loot drop

[Anonymous No.54454684]

YTD I've made just shy of 13%!
How are you guys doing?

[Anonymous No.54454686]

Sail.

[Anonymous No.54454701]

>>54454684
sometimes I feel like it's ok but then I see the big nasdaq cock

[Anonymous No.54454705]

>>54454686
SEC PLS I MEANT TO TWEET "SAIL"

[Anonymous No.54454730]

>>54454684
14%

[Anonymous No.54454737]

>>54454296
Redpill me on futures options. I need some afterhours action.

[Anonymous No.54454744]

>>54454684
How do I YTD in excel?

[Anonymous No.54454765]

I did a lot of financial shitposting today
Hopefully the bots were amused

[Anonymous No.54454769]

>>54454701
Does Schwab have an option to compare asset classes? My YTD is wonky because all my safety money (TBills + cash) is counted towards my net worth, so my YTD is waaay lower than my stocks. If I xfer those funds elsewhere my YTD would always show me being down $100K+.

[Anonymous No.54454771]

>futures

this week is gonna be one long bloodbath huh?

[Anonymous No.54454774]

>>54454639
>>54454654
The 100 was a meme play the $30 is my real one

[Anonymous No.54454778]

Z I M
I
M

Now, that's what I call DIVVY!

[Anonymous No.54454780]

Test

[Anonymous No.54454785]

>>54454296
OIL BRETHREN
WE'RE RICH

[Anonymous No.54454784]

>>54454296
Sell options
Never buy them anon

[Anonymous No.54454787]

HELP REQUEST

I am building myself an smg watchlist of things I have seen "shilled" here. My primary parameters for selection are that the shilling is at least apparently reasonably unironic and not total fucking memes. It's ok if they have become something of a meme here, in that perhaps they are belittled by nonbelievers, or the simply suspicious, but not full blown memes to the point of reddit fame (BBBY, AMC, GME, etc.). The ETFs we regularly discuss and use are generally in different list, this should mostly be things reasonably somewhat "unique" to smg. What all should be included?

[Anonymous No.54454802]

I shorted tesla at $195 with a x10 leverage . tesla is heading to $100 thanks for slurping the top mumus

[Anonymous No.54454804]

Oil will be $1000/barrel in 3 years after Biden wins in 2024. Buy now.

[Anonymous No.54454806]

>posts literally all boiler room shill tickers

[Anonymous No.54454811]

Went big on TSLA put today did I fuck up its going to keep dumping right

[Anonymous No.54454815]

>>54454787
CLF, PLTR, AMBC

[Anonymous No.54454816]

should i sell everything and buy treasuries?

[Anonymous No.54454818]

>>54454806
>>54454787
for this btw

[Anonymous No.54454822]

You could just get the sum of all the fields in the current yeae and compare it to your running profit loss from up through the prior year.

[Anonymous No.54454830]

>>54454811
> Short on tesla

YGMI

[Anonymous No.54454839]

>>54454822
Meant to reply to>>54454744

[Anonymous No.54454848]

>>54454806
That's based

[Anonymous No.54454869]

>>54454771
Nah the American people will continue slurping.

[Anonymous No.54454915]

>>54454806
>>54454818
Welcome to mostly what is known as
THE FUCKING POINT
>THE FUCKING POINT
THE FUCKING POINT
yet I am genuinely interested in watching what the actually wind up doing over time, as a curiosity.
>>54454815
Much appreciated, I'll add them as they come in.

[Anonymous No.54454923]

The stock market will crash on August 9th, 2023. It is a 100% certainty.

[Anonymous No.54454932]

>>54454320
my specialty is roofieing *rapes you*

[Anonymous No.54454933]

>>54454296
Futes

[Anonymous No.54454940]

Ticker XXII got a commission to create the store brand cigarette (they’re going to call it “Pinnacle”) for Murphy USA (Walmart gas stations: 1700+ locations), this information hasn’t been made public yet.

[Anonymous No.54454941]

>>54454493
Where's Wallace string?????

[Anonymous No.54454951]

I'm sick of seeing that faggots feet.

[Anonymous No.54454957]

>futes

[Anonymous No.54454965]

I have about 5 grand in PHYS, should I keep it in there or dump it into VTI/VOO or something boomer?

[Anonymous No.54454973]

>>54454940
added to >>54454787

[Anonymous No.54454975]

Futures

[Anonymous No.54454991]

>>54454965
Dump it in ZIM

[Anonymous No.54454998]

YAHAAH

[Anonymous No.54455000]

I'd really like someone's advice.
I don't want to look at this retarded fucking stock market anymore, I have a bull thesis on a stock that I like but it's going to take years for it to build back up. I was thinking that in the next market dip, I'd sell LEAPS of cash secured puts above the strike price of said stock, one year out.
The premium received would be the equivalent to what I'd normally make grinding the market in a year anyways.
Best case scenario: The stock goes above set strike
Great scenario: Stock crabs, I get assigned and I still make money.
Worst Case scenario: It craters really fucking hard and never recovers. (most unlikely in my opinion, company is debt free and has solid fundamentals)
Is this a retarded play?

[Anonymous No.54455011]

>>54454737
>Redpill me on futures options. I need some after-hours action.
Alright so, future options' main claim to fame is 3 fold.
1. No PDT
2. Mostly cash-euro settled but can be American depending on the expiration. Great for options selling if you use it right.
3. SPAN margin
Combined you have a highly capital-efficient tool to spam similar options strategies for in theory lower risk if you do spreads. If you just want to sell naked you can do that too affordably as well.

That said some notes to consider,
Future options are calculated differently than normal options thus the nominal value may not line up with what your used to. Secondly, there are some options strategies and tools you cannot use like rolling for example. The regulatory body, CME, doesn't like it for whatever reason.

Nevertheless if you can trade future options you also get good tax benefits and can trade commodities like you can with normal stock options. For example I spam credit spreads on NatGas or Oil from time to time or do so on other commodities if I see a good setup.

[Anonymous No.54455016]

>PLTR

[Anonymous No.54455019]

This is normal bullish behavior

[Anonymous No.54455021]

NCAA Championship just started, get your puts ready bois 5 seat vs 4 seat.

did the market get bogged like the 4 prophecy proclaimed today?

[Anonymous No.54455030]

THE ORIENTALS ARE WAKING UP

[Anonymous No.54455036]

>>54455030
>An ornament just flew over my house

[Anonymous No.54455039]

BUDDY, look at yield curve computer.

[Anonymous No.54455054]

>>54455039
How do we do that without Bloomberg Anon posting it?

[Anonymous No.54455057]

>>54454806

[Anonymous No.54455064]

Real talk, some of these merger arb plays look stupid cheap.

[Anonymous No.54455070]

>>54454684
probably 30% or so. here is my one month gains trading soxs and spxs

[Anonymous No.54455089]

>>54455021
>Watching apehoop

[Anonymous No.54455115]

MY BABY DON'T MESS AROUND

[Anonymous No.54455118]

>>54455000
you'll prolly get assigned 2 weeks in

[Anonymous No.54455120]

>>54455000
Honestly I would say if you really like to stock I would just wheel it. Do a cash-secured put and sell calls against it when you get assigned, obviously above your cost basis ideally.
The other option here would just to do a PMCC, or Poor Mans Cover Call. You buy a LEAPS on this stock you like and sell short-term calls against it. If it crabs but doesn't hit the short call you get a credit. If it skyrockets it would be exorcised as a spread for a good profit ideally.

[Anonymous No.54455125]

hope yall niggas be ready for joker world

[Anonymous No.54455133]

I have 250,000 usd saying lingula van der lay will suck xi’s dick cuz that’s all she’s good for, but she won’t get any bac.

[Anonymous No.54455143]

>>54455125
you're awful

[Anonymous No.54455149]

>>54455089
This. Fuck niggerball

[Anonymous No.54455162]

>>54455149
Anon, please, "niggerball" refers to American football.

[Anonymous No.54455165]

WHATS LUV GOT TO DO GUT TO DO WITH IT!!

[Anonymous No.54455166]

>>54455120
Based and thanks for the reply. I've heard of it, but have never tried pmcc before, will look into it.

[Anonymous No.54455167]

>>54454684
I make marginal gains, maybe 2-4%
however i save like 20-30k more each year

[Anonymous No.54455168]

>THE GLOWIES KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY I HAVE OH NO
THE GLOWIES KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY I HAVE OH NO
>THE GLOWIES KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY I HAVE OH NO
THE GLOWIES KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY I HAVE OH NO>THE GLOWIES KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY I HAVE OH NO
THE GLOWIES KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY I HAVE OH NO>THE GLOWIES KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY I HAVE OH NO
THE GLOWIES KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY I HAVE OH NO

[Anonymous No.54455172]

best silver miner stocks to get into?
no third world shitholes that will nationalize them of course

[Anonymous No.54455175]

>>54455021
>even knowing what sport season it is besides basedball and even then caring much

[Anonymous No.54455176]

my shell stock didnt pump at all why do gay business finance people act like they know so much when really theyre just gay and fucking stupid im supposed to be rich right now :/

[Anonymous No.54455191]

>>54455143
no u

[Anonymous No.54455202]

>futures

[Anonymous No.54455205]

>>54455089
>https://uconn.edu/research/#
California is putting a lot of money into these games, and that's money that's funneling its way into industry leading research at these colleges. LSU just beat Iowa yesterday for the women's team, but I don't think Cali can buyout a win against Florida on both fronts, as well as leading the EV race AND this AI spotlight. Then I think about the land-use opportunities, but further research would be to look at current laws being pushed in their state backed by current business and economic models for industry leading fields. That's how you learn where to put your money best, because remember Anon, your brain is a more powerful computer than anything we can build ourselves.

[Anonymous No.54455208]

>>54455120
I already had essentially this same advice capped/saved from another recent discussion, but this one included some extra detail, much appreciated.

[Anonymous No.54455212]

>china dumping
Like clockwork

[Anonymous No.54455213]

>>54455205
This is some of the most schizo heuristics I've ever seen.

[Anonymous No.54455214]

>>54454787
DOLE, SKYT

[Anonymous No.54455229]

I’m now paying $15 a month to generate porn images. What will be the financial impact on me and the board?

[Anonymous No.54455239]

>>54455172
Hey now, there's still good upside on some American miners.

[Anonymous No.54455242]

>futures

[Anonymous No.54455243]

>>54455229
An unending parade of unfathomly huge boobs.

[Anonymous No.54455247]

>>54455229
Which ai program? Is it any good? Kinda been thinking i could coomer/simp for ai, but not sure if there is a good one.
Is it pornpen.ai? Sexy.ai? Or something else?

[Anonymous No.54455274]

>>54455247
pornpen.ai
>>54455243
Yes

[Anonymous No.54455276]

Brb, inventing personalized AI porn videos. I'm going to be a trillionaire.

[Anonymous No.54455279]

>>54455213
nice vocabulary for gaslighting anonymous posts, great use of your abilities my brother..
you can't just look at earnings and graphs man. human behavior plays into this shit more than most think. need some reasoning? look at CS:GO and foot pic NFTs. BTC is still alive... we go to war and the energy sector goes for bout 3 before the second quarter starts? nu uh.

[Anonymous No.54455284]

>>54455274
>>54455229
i dont see the appeal of ai porn at all. only real stuff does it for me and even then, i want REAL real sexo not videos of other people having sex

[Anonymous No.54455288]

>>54455274
did you use marina and the diamonds for the pic?

[Anonymous No.54455292]

>>54455279
You can't even capitalize your sentences.

[Anonymous No.54455298]

>>54454923
Has anyone asked AI/Chatgpt when the market will crash?

[Anonymous No.54455304]

>>54455284
Everyone wants real sexo, but until we get sexbots, or Jpow otherwise manages to tame hoeflation, then we'll have to settle for the virtual version.

[Anonymous No.54455306]

>>54455292
nigga it's 9pm, the fuck you got smg on auto for. go watch some basketball like a goddamn man and quit trying to start a flame war with me

[Anonymous No.54455317]

>>54455304
I’ll be getting bj’s and hand jobs for real nickels. Also raw dog for 2 real nickels cuz the metal content. Nickel bros, we ride!

[Anonymous No.54455319]

>>54455288
WE'LL MAKE DIAMONDS OF THEIR ASHES, OUR ENEMIES.

[Anonymous No.54455321]

>>54455306
Anon, do you even have an alma mater to root for?

[Anonymous No.54455322]

>>54455242
The taco looked way too mean for the rest of the webm

[Anonymous No.54455329]

>>54455214
Ah yes, much appreciated. I have seen these each mentioned even during the time I have been here, probably in reference to whenever the original shill events were.

[Anonymous No.54455341]

>China futures

[Anonymous No.54455351]

>>54455298
Yeah and those dates already past

[Anonymous No.54455353]

>>54454787
Already on it my fren. Here you go. Since 2020
>Behold

[Anonymous No.54455355]

>Exclusive: Trump to be formally arrested and charged with 34 Class E felonies for falsification of business records tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.54455358]

>futes

[Anonymous No.54455362]

>>54455353
Oh man *excellent*, bless (You). I think I might have seen you post this some months ago but at that point I didn't have the personal interest in watching. Have you ever spotted an actual good play out of any of it?

[Anonymous No.54455375]

>>54454769
interestingly there is an asset allocation breakdown in that performance tab of schwab, but it doesn't show performance for each

[Anonymous No.54455383]

>>54455321
two, technically. soon to be three if i play my cards right. i've got a few routes to choose between but i have to see how my primary, short-term goals play out. wbu?

[Anonymous No.54455391]

>>54455288
No, cultist robes got me the outfit. Beksinski sinew got me the body type

[Anonymous No.54455394]

>>54455353
is pennyjesus a joke to you?

[Anonymous No.54455412]

>>54455383
Two, well, kind of because the second is an extension of the same school. Regardless, fuck sports, "nigga".

[Anonymous No.54455431]

>>54455358
>futures

[Anonymous No.54455466]

>>54455355
>We won't get kino like "I am the state!" from a former president
why is everything so fake and gay?

[Anonymous No.54455470]

>>54455358
>PBOC DRAINS NET 276 BLN YUAN IN OPEN MARKET ACTIVITIES.
So:
* $40bn in withdrawn Chinese liquidity
* TGA's at $177bn total, projected to crab there for the next couple months
* BTFP payback and QT continuing drains the Fed balance sheet.
* Meanwhile people continue the great "bank walk" into MMFs so bank reserves will be ticking down.
* Every CB on the planet needs to tighten in the face of a $13 oil price spike in a week.
* The big indices just spent a day crabbing after slamming into major resistance.

[Anonymous No.54455486]

>>54455412
nice save... sports play a huge part on the world stage, from politics to the economy and everything else, even the college sports (at least in America). apparently Biden wants the two women's teams to visit the white house :/
and my first was a community college, and my second was stolen from me by covid (like 5 classes left for degree), total waste of time and miserable management on the college's part but i can't deny the valuable lessons i learned. i'm not even afraid to say i was more a student on that campus than probably %90 of everyone else. you should ask me whyyyyy

[Anonymous No.54455487]

baking

[Anonymous No.54455492]

>>54455274
Would you say its worth it? Is it good at genning fetish stuff? Ir just vanilla shit. If just vanilla, ima just stick with pixiv.

[Anonymous No.54455503]

>they're too big
>They're too long
Long eh? Hear that bobo...

[Anonymous No.54455508]

>>54455166
>>54455208
https://www.tastylive.com/concepts-strategies/poor-man-covered-call
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQ6oSawgRvM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mq_Y8RRSCA8

Here's some more info on how and why you would use a PMCC. Done it a few times and it's very kino but do so on a stock you like to hold for a minute options-wise. I say this since a lot of people fall into the trap of just chasing a high net credit and then get stuck with a shitty meme stock after.

[Anonymous No.54455517]

>>54455486
No.

[Anonymous No.54455520]

>>54455508
>Tastyjew

[Anonymous No.54455527]

sqqq go above $34 you stinky fuck I need to break even

[Anonymous No.54455536]

>>54455520
The information is both free and good quality, might as well use it.

[Anonymous No.54455541]

Futes

[Anonymous No.54455546]

>>54455492
It’s very distracting and I enjoy it when I get a good result. Money is a means, not an end.

[Anonymous No.54455577]

>>54455536
It's propaganda. Jew sosnoff has been selling me the idea of selling covered calls and OTM strangles since I was in high school and jewtube was first bought by Google. It's all an elaborate larp. A good larp, but larp nonetheless. Mike is a shitty trader and his whiteboard has no good info that chatgpt can't tell me

[Anonymous No.54455584]

I have a theory; if JPM and others are looking at another leg down, it's tax refund retail pumping algos and that's probably got like another couple weeks, probably decent tax loss harvesting going straight back into yolo ape whatever. Or trannies are sane people that are good at running governments and companies and everything is fine

[Anonymous No.54455593]

>>54455274
>>54455247
>>54455243
>>54455229

AI and Quantum computing chads can't stop winning
AMST
GFAI
BBAI
SOUN
AI
QUBT
QBTS

[Anonymous No.54455601]

Imagine being a bear right now

[Anonymous No.54455605]

>>54455536
it's good information but just be wary of a broker who tells you it's in your best interest to trade as much as possible

[Anonymous No.54455607]

>>54455577
Well I'm not saying copy everything they do 1:1 but they do have some good tidbits of actual information if you are new to the options thing.
In particular, the method on how options work and how they work in various scenarios has been more or less spot on. Compare that to some random youtube guy trying to sell you a shitty course for example.
Just overall I wouldn't copy their live trades since I prefer to spam credit spreads or short-put butterflies on indexes when I can.

[Anonymous No.54455613]

>>54455517
Okay.

[Anonymous No.54455615]

>>54454322
Pretty much.

[Anonymous No.54455619]

>>54455601
lmao bull cope. wait until tomorrow

[Anonymous No.54455621]

>>54455605
Yup, the kino thing to do here is to trade less but collect larger outsized profits with less work.
Hence why I like selling options on the indexes since it has a level of reliable price action day to day.

[Anonymous No.54455623]

looks like we're crabbing again tomorrow

[Anonymous No.54455643]

>>54455623

this shit drives me insane

>order half pizza half cheese
>literally 2 slices out of 8 untainted by the pepperoni jew

why are they like this?

[Anonymous No.54455647]

>>54455503
Referring to what, Mario's brother?

[Anonymous No.54455650]

>impl open

Why is it looking so red?

[Anonymous No.54455652]

Anyone else feel like shorting or buying SPY puts is free money at this point? Oil prices are skyrocketing which means next week inflation numbers are going to be SCARY. I expect a reversal with inflation starting to increase again. Markets will panic and we will see -3%+ on all indices. Anyone else shorting the market here or how are you playing the reversal of inflation?

[Anonymous No.54455659]

>>54454296
https://youtu.be/Q8IkkePUo4M

woah

[Anonymous No.54455665]

>>54455652
soon

[Anonymous No.54455667]

>>54455607
>but they do have some good tidbits of actual information if you are new to the options thing
True but I see there is a higher purpose being served here beyond the trading. Always remember that Jew Sosnoff has nine figures whenever he says shit like "I did over 100 trades today"... So you just gambled and clicked buttons like a nigger all day and went on your Jewish podcast that has been set up since jewtubes inception to talk about it. And he's MR. CBOE. HES MR. CME. Top fucking kek. He invented think or swim, of course he wants you playing in their game. The question is why?

[Anonymous No.54455669]

>>54455652
>how are you playing the reversal of inflation?
DCAing into SQQQ.
over $60 by EOM

[Anonymous No.54455671]

>>54455584
>it's tax refund retail pumping algos
Refunds are down something like 11% YTD. This is heeming both credit cards, which aren't being paid off as much as they historically are, and car dealers - this is supposed to be their Christmas and they bid the shit out of cars to load their lots up with over the past few months.

[Anonymous No.54455690]

Your gains.
Give them to me.
Now.

[Anonymous No.54455691]

>>54455650
Market's a liquidity junkie and it looks like things are about to go cold turkey: >>54455470

I also left off that later in the month the new BOJ governor is likely to step down from Kuroda's YCC insanity. So imagine an inkling of Yen/Jap bond strength repatriating a fuckton of yield-starved capital.

[Anonymous No.54455692]

We got an oopsie poopsie on our hands

[Anonymous No.54455694]

>>54455577
Covered calls work fine.

[Anonymous No.54455697]

>>54455692
futures

[Anonymous No.54455710]

>>54455652
Most bullish counterarguments I have are that bears still exist and that AI productivity improvements are genuinely bullish. Boosting GDP as well as allowing giga EPS from layoffs not impacting earnings could save a lot of asses.

[Anonymous No.54455718]

>>54455690
Jokes on you I make money if stock goes up or down

[Anonymous No.54455727]

>>54455694
Yes they do.

[Anonymous No.54455730]

>>54455652
this is how bobos think lmao

oil was at 80 for months lil nigga, how did cpi come down. buy puts get heemed

[Anonymous No.54455737]

bobos getting run the fuck over

[Anonymous No.54455738]

>>54455508
Much appreciated, indeed, I would only ever risk assignment for something I was willing to hold, even if only temporarily.

[Anonymous No.54455747]

>>54455667
Same reason why hedge/institutional traders want retail to pour as much as their wagie bucks into the 'market'

[Anonymous No.54455770]

>>54455737
>mumutards

[Anonymous No.54455776]

>>54454778
how the fuck do those jews do it?

[Anonymous No.54455782]

>>54455710
AI is overrated trash at this point. Look at this question I just asked ChatGPT. It can't even answer a basic math question correctly that a grade 3 student could easily do.

[Anonymous No.54455784]

>>54455730
>how did cpi come down.
https://www.atlantafed.org/research/inflationproject/stickyprice

Sticky and core sticky CPI have been running at 6.5-7% annualized rates since December. Note this is because the FFR isn't even *restrictive* until it's above CPI. The clowns at the FOMC have only just maybe left *loose* territory.

The only reason we've bandied about 4's and 5's on the main numbers is the flat and negative contribution of energy during that time.

[Anonymous No.54455800]

>>54455782
Ask it to write a webpage using the language(s) of its choice that generates a unique ChatGPT story for every visitor of Jerome Powell fighting monsters with his katana.

[Anonymous No.54455849]

>>54455747
And that is my dilemma, I'm not fucking joking when I say I'm about to fire my advisor and my broker over the past years events. I can't just be bagholding in the market getting my principal eaten alive whenever my professional Jew decides to "tax loss harvest" (sell the bottom). My Jew sold a blackrock US momentum ETF last year for a loss and bought the vanguard US momentum fund same day. Chopped away $200k of my cost basis on that one trade. No covered calls sold. No premium collected no nothing. I just want to keep my million earning the risk free rate of return and then available as margin for quick scalps/swings. Diversified bags are a scam. I can move the entire SPY with a $50k put play, even if only temporarily, that shouldn't happen. Diversification is a meme. Emerging markets are a meme. What markets are there to emerge really? There are niggers everywhere. Like I said, I think I would be a lot better off with cash earning 4.5% and available for scalps

[Anonymous No.54455869]

>futures

[Anonymous No.54455871]

>>54455776
Don't know, but I'm liking it.

[Anonymous No.54455881]

>>54455800
You could just make 2 google queries, copy-paste the answers from stackoverflow, and get the same result.

[Anonymous No.54455896]

>>54455881
Yes, but can Rajesh, working for a third of your salary? Brainless humans and brainy AI are the future.

[Anonymous No.54455899]

>>54455671
Yeah but I figure investors are in a different category with 3k min extra considering the rape hikes, I don't know though I'm kinda retarded

[Anonymous No.54455911]

I just remembered bayhorse exists
does anyone still hold this shit?

[Anonymous No.54455945]

>>54455911
Some of the /cmmg/ posters do

[Anonymous No.54455959]

>futures

[Anonymous No.54455978]

>>54455353
>no EVFM

[Anonymous No.54456013]

Bobos

[Anonymous No.54456022]

Why are you not buying gold miners anon?

[Anonymous No.54456032]

>>54456022
>>54455911

[Anonymous No.54456036]

MEATBALL JEROME

[Anonymous No.54456048]

I reiterate waiting for the pullback to buy the dip. indicators showing bullish momentum. Bank earnings like wells FAGGOT and BANK OF COCKMERICA looks like shit though.

[Anonymous No.54456052]

>>54455896
Ranjeet has literally been doing that for the past 30 years.

[Anonymous No.54456057]

>>54456048
Kek baggies

[Anonymous No.54456059]

>>54456013
>mariocarditis

[Anonymous No.54456080]

>>54455517
Art thou upset LSU took the Aztec's win? What are you gonna sell tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.54456092]

I bought the generational bottom in October kek, making money hand over first the past few months

I've set my stop losses recently, so if we do pull back I make off like a bandit, but this bullrun has crazy momentum, bust be institutional buyers who are buying now

[Anonymous No.54456095]

>Google cutting down on employee laptops, staplers and other services for (((multi year savings)))

First McDonald's, now Google. Who else is gonna be cutting more corners outta nowhere, Amazon? Walmart?

[Anonymous No.54456099]

>>54456057
Bank earnings might bring the entire market down with it... making it a great opportunity to buy da dip, but the bears will be so euphoric it will drown out buy the dip faggot crowd...

It's a little early, but earnings for the Tech SECTOR is looking a bit bullish. Looks like the recession earnings might not be here yet....

[Anonymous No.54456108]

>>54455945
>/cmmg/
So just BOIL baggies

[Anonymous No.54456117]

>>54456013
I hope to god that the Mario Bros. movie is actually decent. Too many video game movies and tv shows are shit. Only good ones so far are Arcane, Edgerunners and Last of Us...

[Anonymous No.54456123]

>>54456108
The uranium faggots too

[Anonymous No.54456168]

Hello fagits, I have 160k in cash (yes indeed, you are jealous), tell me what trash I should invest in :^)))))))))))

[Anonymous No.54456174]

>>54456092
post ur bags

[Anonymous No.54456178]

>>54456168
(tomboy unrelated; tomboys are merely based, there is no deeper meaning)

[Anonymous No.54456179]

>>54456095
apple

[Anonymous No.54456189]

>>54456168
Invest in high quality food

[Anonymous No.54456211]

>>54456168
>in cash
Nothing in the stock market

[Anonymous No.54456225]

>>54456117
Last of Us SUCKS

Cool sets/scenery/cgi but the story, characters and acting are shit. The writers need to have cock/ball/clit torture.

[Anonymous No.54456227]

>>54456189
That is not food faggot! That is dog canned food made for goy consumption.


Investor in commodities. Like fertilizer, oil, mining, shit we NEED not want to HAVE.

Commodity super cycle is cumming.

As more countries move away from the dollar. The faster we move to a new world (monetary) order centered around commodity-based currencies. - Zoltan Pozsar.

[Anonymous No.54456230]

>>54456168
Ok, you just baited me into check my cash balance
And holy fuck I have $101,136.86 in cash right now (across 1 checking and 2 savings accounts).
What the fuck am I doing...

[Anonymous No.54456232]

>>54456168
Cunny

[Anonymous No.54456245]

>ChaptGPT and Bing memes already feeding into content generated by ChatGPT and BIng
Nearly there. Then the deepest of "AI winters" when it is realized that its just glorified autocomplete.
But you could probably replace nearly all of finance and most middle management boomers with it DESU.

[Anonymous No.54456246]

>>54456189
I prefer low quality food. I prefer garbage. I don't think you know what you're talking about

>>54456211
What should I invest in, then?

[Anonymous No.54456255]

>>54456168
JEPI

[Anonymous No.54456257]

>>54456227
bullish for mcfnf. the nato run natgas company

[Anonymous No.54456261]

>>54456230
Not being as smart as me, that's for sure

[Anonymous No.54456270]

>>54454684
I'm in the red because I made a stupid trade and then doubled down.

[Anonymous No.54456271]

>>54455911
>return of the pajeethorse posters
100% TOP SIGNAL
SELL IT ALL

[Anonymous No.54456288]

>>54455652
No. The market thinks bank failures are bullish so who's to say that high oil prices aren't

[Anonymous No.54456291]

Yeah..

[Anonymous No.54456298]

>>54456261
We're both idiots for having too much cash. I need to make some adjustments to my spreadsheet. I shouldn't be putting that much in savings. I now have over 1.5 years of runway JUST in cash...

[Anonymous No.54456304]

>>54456245
GPT-4 is an autocomplete in much the same way your brain uses autocomplete to articulate words out of your voiceless thought. They're both autocompletes, but they take true "intelligence" to work correctly. LLMs are one small piece of the human brain recreated in the computer. Most of the brain is missing, but the part that's there works well and works intelligently

[Anonymous No.54456313]

>>54455652
Brah... the oil numbers are not going to be reflected on the cpi report. GTFO brooooooo

OPEC probably cut oil productions because they know the world is about to go into a depression...

[Anonymous No.54456318]

>>54456298
No, I'm smart and you're an idiot. Fuck you

[Anonymous No.54456348]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.54456352]

>>54456099
Does nobody check digits any more for christs sake?

[Anonymous No.54456356]

>>54456318
OK then, what are you saving all that cash for?

[Anonymous No.54456361]

>>54456348
Time to slurp

[Anonymous No.54456373]

>>54456059
>>54456117
It's gonna suck

[Anonymous No.54456381]

Regarding my backtest simulator, I have almost the same parameters that TView has on it's reports. In their strategy tester, it breaks it into total, longs, and short groups. Mine is designed so I can take any arbitrary list of trades and run these stats on them. For example, I could run a whole backtest on 10 years of data, then split it into a list of trades per year and look at them separately, or group them by if margin was used, etc.
The only flaw it has is that it doesn't have a per-bar account value, which is fine for my purposes - I don't care how the price moves, I just want to see things like the drawdowns, win%, and trade count. It also needs to beat the buy and hold strategy before I go live.
But this was just testing it to make it work, I still to actually write the indicators and shit still

[Anonymous No.54456397]

>>54456304
>They're both autocompletes, but they take true "intelligence" to work correctly. LLMs are one small piece of the human brain recreated in the computer. Most of the brain is missing, but the part that's there works well and works intelligently
This smells like VC rambling. Autocomplete AI like what we "have" now is just taking averages or medians it finds in cause/effect relationships. Want to get the definition of a meme written as recipe instructions? Sure, because "What is greentext?" and getting "NEWFAG" is the mean, median, and mode expected response.
It cannot be used for decision making and has proven that it is damn useless with identifying outlier behavior.
But again, most of finance is 1st and 2nd order thinking at best since a decade + of zirp has melted the brains of finance and tech bros to flock behavior.

[Anonymous No.54456398]

>>54456291
try 100% of portfolio. im going all in on this nato gas company.

[Anonymous No.54456422]

>>54456381
Get that sharpe up bro

[Anonymous No.54456426]

>>54456356
I show my account to people and laugh in their faces. I make fun of them. That is the whole point. Poor people? They're a joke. You're a joke.

[Anonymous No.54456440]

>>54456189
I wish those potato Smiles were easier to find in the USA. Those things are like fucking crack cocaine, so tasty and go great with beer battered fish.

[Anonymous No.54456441]

Is NVDA doing a double top? Wtf is going on with this. Nothing about the market makes sense except that nothing makes sense so the irrationality continues even in the face of rate hikes. Pretty sure no other time was like this, and I don't see how this rally can continue forever in the face of credit tightening and recession looming.
I've been here (/smg/) since around GME, so this is my first real rodeo, I don't think I'll ever forget this.

[Anonymous No.54456452]

https://youtu.be/jmdiKePVUy8

[Anonymous No.54456455]

>>54456422
This was literally doing 10 random trades within a time frame, there are no indicators attached to it right now. I want to use the NNFX system and trade CFDs on shit, and this will help me curate the exact baseline, confirmation etc indicators and their inputs, hopefully.
Besides that, I like the Sortino ratio more. Sharpe is probably more helpful if I was writing neutral option spreads, since I want a particular range

[Anonymous No.54456458]

>>54456398
Based liquidity provider

[Anonymous No.54456460]

>>54456426
Yes but you're missing the 2023 Tech Mini Bull Run. Yeah, I've got $100k in cash, but I've got another $170k in stocks

[Anonymous No.54456465]

>futures

[Anonymous No.54456472]

>>54456189
>>54456440
Today I learned my sunflower oil I bought last year came from Ukraine and is owned by fucking Buzzfeed

[Anonymous No.54456479]

>>54456298
Having cash isn't retarded, but if you're not getting ~5% yield on it then you are dumb.
It's pretty smart to run a portfolio with a portion in short-duration cash alternatives and rebalance with your stock positions depending on the market rise/fall. We've got months of crabbing ahead of us. Might as well harvest some vol.

[Anonymous No.54456488]

>>54456479
I'm getting 4%. I'm not willing to expend the effort for that extra % point. I mainly just have it because I'm probably getting laid off soon

[Anonymous No.54456496]

>>54456298
the secret is liquid CDs
you're welcome

[Anonymous No.54456497]

>>54456479
>It's pretty smart to run a portfolio with a portion in short-duration cash alternatives and rebalance with your stock positions depending on the market rise/fall. We've got months of crabbing ahead of us. Might as well harvest some vol.
Are you talking about writing contracts? Right now my "cash" portion is split between SJB and JEPQ, which should more or less offset eachother, while providing about a 5% yield. Probably better ways to structure that, but I'm lazy, and it'll stop me from fomoing into whatever meme ticker is being shilled here at the top

[Anonymous No.54456509]

>>54456168
Invest in anti-nigger tech which will result in BTFOing (You)rself.

[Anonymous No.54456510]

>>54456398
NIGGA.

You need

Yellow Gold = Gold.
Black Gold = Oil
White Gold = Lithium
Copper Gold = Copper
Digital Gold = BTC
Silver Gold = Silver
Food Gold = Fertilizer

[Anonymous No.54456523]

>>54456510
>Food Gold = HOGS
FTFY

[Anonymous No.54456526]

>>54456510
You probably also need some other energy shit like uranus and coal me daddy.

[Anonymous No.54456534]

How long will it take for fuel prices to rise now that the OPEC cuts are announced?

[Anonymous No.54456542]

>>54456510
>>54456526
>No mention of lumber or water
Water is going to be HUGE in 10-15 years
Also sand, for construction projects.

[Anonymous No.54456554]

>>54456534
Two weeks

[Anonymous No.54456563]

>>54455229
Clean it up and pass it off as your art and sell it to patron eroge makers.

[Anonymous No.54456569]

>>54456497
Selling puts against your cash balance is a decent strat, but not quite the same.
If you sell puts against your entire cash balance, you have full downside risk.

You could sell puts against half and then rebalance and sell a few more if the market drops. Take some profit on rises.

[Anonymous No.54456587]

>>54456523
You need potash for everything. including herd feed.

[Anonymous No.54456599]

All the people hording BONDS like steven van meter is about to get wrecked...

Tthe dollar, while it won’t be retired overnight, the “de-dollarization and digitization (CBDCs) by BRICS+ central banks will reduce dollar dominance and demand for Treasuries.

[Anonymous No.54456601]

>>54456510
Natural gold = BOIL (puts)

[Anonymous No.54456607]

Jesus my body is so fucked up I don't even realize it. I went to my usual gas station after work to buy beer, and the young girl behind the counter comes to open the door for me and she's like 'omg what happened" I was like "uh what?" She was like "you're hobbling" I had to kindly explain to her that getting older is painful and in my case its accelerated kek. Jesus, I thought I hid it better than that.

[Anonymous No.54456612]

>>54456599
Which currencies do you think will do well? I think China, India, or Russia would be a decent place to hedge, but also Mexico seems like a good target over the next decade

[Anonymous No.54456619]

>>54456607
how old are you again?

[Anonymous No.54456632]

Jim Brandon will go down in history as the biggest economic loser of all time, maybe ever. Very disrespectful!

[Anonymous No.54456636]

>>54456619
I am 35. Far too young to have these problems but i've worked hard labor for most of my life. You get used to the pain but that car ride home makes you stiff as a board. Once I sit down, it's over

[Anonymous No.54456644]

>>54456612
Still holding dollars, but I'm hedging with commodities.

[Anonymous No.54456645]

>>54456636
Jesus, you're the same age as me... At least when my body hurts, it's because I was out running several miles.
We should take bets: Who lasts longer? Rocker or this bull market?

[Anonymous No.54456646]

>>54456636
>I am 35.
At that age, you should be retired.

[Anonymous No.54456654]

>>54456646
>35
>retired

[Anonymous No.54456655]

>>54456612
BRICS is really just cover for C.
And idiots who hold pieces of paper in Cayman Island safes are NOT hedging any fucking thing.

[Anonymous No.54456656]

>>54456636
Damn now I feel bad for you and almost wanted to cashapp you some money but as a PYPL shareholder I simply can't bring myself to it.

[Anonymous No.54456659]

>>54456632
Say what you will but it takes brass balls to publicly hold open a 350m+ barrel short on oil.

[Anonymous No.54456670]

>>54456655
Is China driving the bus, or is Russia? Both their infrastructures are kinda shitty. Though, China does have that shyster quality a certain middle eastern country does too, the same way they get America to fight their proxy wars.

[Anonymous No.54456677]

>>54456659
Technically they pre-sold the next 4 years of planned sales, so they're only legally obligated to refill around 40m.
They'll probably change that law too.

[Anonymous No.54456679]

Shorting XOM is the best play at this point, right /smg/?
>>54456636
>i've worked hard labor for most of my life
Being an IRL janny is not hard labor, fatso. Your hobbling is due to you being overweight, and having an insufficient amount of muscle.
Wanna be a fatboy? Build more muscle, idiot.

[Anonymous No.54456687]

>>54456679
He has no lean protein to build muscle with, because he won't buy AQB

[Anonymous No.54456690]

>>54456679
>Shorting XOM is the best play at this point, right /smg/?
Here's what's going to happen. We'll get a 45 PMI, people will shit bricks, GDP forecasts will tick down 1%, oil will drop $10, then OPEC will cut another 2m.

This will repeat for 6 months in a row.

[Anonymous No.54456695]

>>54456646
I see you too have chosen the comfy life

[Anonymous No.54456696]

>>54456645
A big part of it is genetics too. My father was a union plumber all his life before he retired and I remember as a kid he would come home and go to pick up something light and then he would collapse on the floor because his back gave out. Of course this was the 90's so the doctors just wrote him a script for fentanyl patches for a decade which was basically criminal. I remember before he finally got back surgery I had to watch him come off of the opiates, and my father is no junkie. He handled the withdrawals like a fucking champ. I have a great deal of respect for what he did to support our family. I'm heading down the same path minus the opiates.
>>54456656
I'm still functional. My mindset is i'll keep working until I physically can't anymore and then ???. I'll cross that bridge when I come to it. I don't have insurance so I just live with the pain. Your body is pretty good at normalizing pain after a long period of time, so it isn't as bad as it could be.

[Anonymous No.54456713]

>>54456670
>Is China driving the bus, or is Russia?
Russia's GDP is a joke and the demographics of the country are more Japan than anything else. And its actual economy is more like Venezuela. It mostly exports wealth into global real estate.
China drives the bus because they are the lender of last resort for most of the planet.

[Anonymous No.54456720]

>>54456679
I know you're trolling, but commercial cleaning isn't like being a school janitor. The job consists of almost entirely heavy lifting in a lot of cases unless you are cleaning office buildings. I worked as a floor tech for a company called Wacker for years. They don't have elevators, so if you had to refinish a floor a couple of floors up, you were lugging a swing machine up flights of stairs to get the job done. You are also constantly lugging around 50lb bags of recyclables throughout the entire day as well. Nothing has changed. I have plenty of muscle. I could probably break your lanklet wrists with just the grip of my hands, and don't even get me started on the ease of taking your bussy.

[Anonymous No.54456721]

>>54456679
>shorting xom

lmao, you really want to get heemed ?

[Anonymous No.54456729]

>>54456696
I really think you should get insurance. With the combination of hard labor, drugs and no exercise it's very likely it'll be worth it.

[Anonymous No.54456732]

>>54456729
>I really think you should get insurance.
kek sounds great, now I just have to come up with the $500 a month to get said insurance.

[Anonymous No.54456750]

>>54456720
>I could probably break your lanklet wrists
You fat fuckin beta.
I've done concrete work for long enough that I'll likely die of silica poisoning; and you're sat there saying your shit wiping is hard work?
kys attentionwhore.
>>54456721
Oil price is not staying above $80. Brandon still needs to refill the SPR. It's happening, chuddette.

[Anonymous No.54456754]

>>54456732
That's what it is. If I didn't have to pay insurance I would have no money problems and no stress right now. Sucks but the moment I stop paying I know I'm gonna get sick. Maybe it'll be the other way arround for you and you will be grateful for it

[Anonymous No.54456755]

>>54456750
>Oil price is not staying above $80. Brandon still needs to refill the SPR. It's happening, chuddette.
Won't the need to refill it push the price higher, or am I retarded?

[Anonymous No.54456763]

>>54456732
>stop buying $500 worth of football merch and gay escorts every month

[Anonymous No.54456765]

>>54456732
>$500 a month to get said insurance
lmfao wtf
>>54456755
Naw, Brandon warned oil producers to not be cute with the prices! It'll be business as usual. Low gas at the pumps!

[Anonymous No.54456766]

>>54456713
Russian gdp is only a joke because the country is in so little debt they will own the world if they find out what leverage is. China is running nearly 250-300% debt to gdp, usa is peaking out over 120%, and Russia is sub 30 with an economy that still has plenty of room to grow and become efficient.

[Anonymous No.54456768]

Is it crazy to leave my job to work for a bank in this economy?

[Anonymous No.54456773]

>>54456750
>silica poisoning
That's a shame. Because thats not a great way to go. When I was at the silicone factory, I'd see these boomers cleaning out the mixers with no ventilators on. Which as you probably know, one of the main ingredients of silicone is silica sand. I went up to shoot the shit with one of the guys as he was sweeping out the mixer and it literally took the breath out of my lungs. I can't believe these guys were doing this shit for decades with no protection. Best of luck to you.
>kys
I'm working on it chud. Also I still stand by my statement that I could take your bussy with ease

[Anonymous No.54456782]

>>54456768
wtf why are they hiring are they retarded?

[Anonymous No.54456784]

>>54456696
Thats a very touching story about your father, fathands. I'm sure he'd be a little sad you weren't wed with little rockers running around but he'd still love you just the same. Have your read Angelas Ashes by Frank McCourt? You should, you'd like it.

[Anonymous No.54456791]

>>54456788
>>54456788

[Anonymous No.54456796]

>>54456768
banks are pretty stable jobs unless youre a loan underwriter or something like that

[Anonymous No.54456804]

>>54456750
>>54456720
You faggots need to realize this life is temporary and struggling after this worldly gain just to kill yourself through destroying your health is pretty retarded.
Our forefathers never had to struggle this hard, this entire system of usury is precisely why people work themselves to death.
Even after you've made it, the best you have to look forward to is to leave it to an ungrateful child who will probably squander it and not care a shit for the struggle you went through.
What I'm saying is, men need to realize we've been played.

[Anonymous No.54456807]

>>54456750
yeah hes going to refill it, with 85$ West Texas Intermediate Sweet Crude directly from Alberta and the Permian.

[Anonymous No.54456808]

>>54456784
I'll look up that book. My dad is very comfortable now which is all I care. If my parents are happy, I don't give a fuck what happens to me. I was very lucky to have parents like I did growing up. I do regret not settling down and having kids for them, but I have brothers and sisters and they have kids, so at least they have grandkids. I've always been the schizo in the family so I don't think they expected much, but i'm the most respected in the family because I work hard and live an honest life.

[Anonymous No.54456829]

>>54456808
Frank was Irish Catholic. Just fyi. Some have issue with that.

[Anonymous No.54456944]

>>54456696
Blessed and based headlight alignment fixing dad background.

[Anonymous No.54457169]

>>54455652
All the bad stuff is already priced in and the market is trending upwards.

[Anonymous No.54457842]

>>54454296
Rock and Stone!

[Anonymous No.54457891]

>futures