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Anonymous Tue Apr 4 00:04:34 2023 No.54454177 [Reply] [Original]

I need your help biz. I am poor and retarded. I begged my grandma to loan me $1k to gamble on shitcoins because I am a khv and I am so tired of life. I need you to give me a token that will turn my $1k into $5k so I can pay back my grandma and finally hire a hooker and experience the touch of a woman. No fucking scams or rugs please. I am desperate and this is my last chance at life.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 00:15:49 2023 No.54454300 bump

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 00:16:02 2023 No.54454306 >>54454177 you sound like a filthy rat >>54452634

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 00:18:09 2023 No.54454332 >>54454177 >>54454306 if there's any such thing as a low risk investment with gam gams $1,000, it's RATS.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 00:19:57 2023 No.54454349 >>54454177 get a job.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 00:35:59 2023 No.54454486 File: 117 KB, 493x757, my spreadsheet.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54454177 Not ironically, a leverage with a signal room has a better chance of not losing everything. betting on lol probably has a better chance too XD

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 00:39:54 2023 No.54454505 >>54454306 This looks cool, hope I don't waste my money :)

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 00:42:14 2023 No.54454533 >>54454505 kindly do the needful

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 00:44:10 2023 No.54454563 bump

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 00:44:10 2023 No.54454562 File: 26 KB, 143x91, eye sister.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54454533 But before I buy this shit, I need to know the race of the dev. I don't want to feed a pajeet's village

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 00:47:22 2023 No.54454601 >>54454562 I'm albino rat

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 00:49:01 2023 No.54454617 File: 102 KB, 1036x583, Myostatin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54454601 proof? >:(

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 01:01:57 2023 No.54454741 bump

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 01:25:02 2023 No.54454961 100xgems.biz huh? been a while since I saw a token with a face doxxed dev, why the fuck not i'll throw an eth in

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 01:48:10 2023 No.54455190 bump

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 02:11:19 2023 No.54455397 bump

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 02:26:31 2023 No.54455548 >>54454177 single digits: Get a job dubs: buy Bitcoin trips: Buy XRP quads: Buy LINK quints: literally kill yourself, you leech

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 02:28:17 2023 No.54455562 >>54454177 do hookers really cost 4000 dollars now? this hoeflation is out of control

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 02:34:24 2023 No.54455617 100xGems.biz lets fucking go FACE DOXED AND READY TO MINGLE

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 02:57:36 2023 No.54455816 bump

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 03:20:46 2023 No.54456009 OpenBetAI, toshi.tools, ArbPyre...hmmm fuck it I'll throw $20 in each one and test it. I always see shit shilled on here and then it moons and I'm fucking tired of missing out.

Anonymous Tue Apr 4 03:31:37 2023 No.54456097

>>54454177
>I need you to give me a token that will turn my $1k into $5k so I can pay back my grandma and finally hire a hooker and experience the touch of a woman.

Anon, it's this simple... but AX at MEXC, stake on Aurus io and get gold and silver rewards

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 03:43:51 2023 No.54456214 bump

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 04:06:56 2023 No.54456473 bump

>>	she/they Tue Apr 4 04:09:43 2023 No.54456501 >>54454177 >$1k Still too poor for urbit, ask your grandma for another 2k

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 04:53:27 2023 No.54456853 Damn toshi.tools is fucking badass, lets fucking go

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 05:16:33 2023 No.54457011 bump

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 05:39:54 2023 No.54457149 im interested in red rabbit and ArbPyre...i just buy whatever biz shills if I can get it early and I usually get at least a 2x but it helps to get in before launch and use the sniper bots to buy early

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 06:03:03 2023 No.54457311 bump

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 06:26:08 2023 No.54457471 bump

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 06:49:13 2023 No.54457639 openbetai is a community owned casino that shares profit with all the holders...its a working casino now I won $500 yesterday. OpenBetAI on arb...seems like a moonshot to me

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 07:12:25 2023 No.54457818 bamp

Anonymous Tue Apr 4 07:35:31 2023 No.54457971

investing in OpenbetAI is the play. For starters, it's a mashup of AI, crypto, and sports betting, which is pretty dope. Plus, AI is blowing up right now, and OpenbetAI is leading the charge. And get this - when you invest, you get a cut of the profits. That's right, you can make bank while supporting a cool new platform. And don't forget about the tokenomics - you can use OpenbetAI's tokens to bet on sports and earn rewards. Plus, you can even list your own tokens on the platform. So if you're looking for a fresh investment opportunity, OpenbetAI is definitely worth checking out.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 07:36:34 2023 No.54457978 >>54454177 Spiritswap, Dex on FTM

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 07:58:35 2023 No.54458098 bump

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 08:07:19 2023 No.54458138 Ordinal coins on BTC are a new meta to get in early on, the first of these launched 21st February 2023 and is called ShiBTC

Anonymous Tue Apr 4 08:21:41 2023 No.54458233

>inb4 reddit spacing

Investing in OpenbetAI tokens can offer a range of benefits for investors. Firstly, the tokens can be used on the platform to place bets on a variety of sports, including FIFA, NFL, and MLB. This means that investors can use their tokens to potentially earn profits through sports betting. Additionally, the platform offers a revenue sharing model, which means that investors can earn a share of the profits generated by the platform. This can provide a passive income stream for investors, allowing them to earn money without actively participating in sports betting.

Another benefit of investing in OpenbetAI tokens is the potential for token appreciation. As the platform grows and gains more users, the demand for tokens may increase, which could drive up the value of the tokens. This means that investors could potentially earn a profit by holding onto their tokens and selling them at a later date. Additionally, the platform allows investors to list their own tokens on the sportsbook, which can provide exposure for their own projects and potentially increase the value of their tokens. Overall, investing in OpenbetAI tokens can offer a range of benefits for investors, including potential profits through sports betting, revenue sharing, and token appreciation.

Anonymous Tue Apr 4 08:29:09 2023 No.54458304 [DELETED]

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TG : @arbitwoge

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 08:37:30 2023 No.54458366 >>54454177 You could be working right now and making overtime, like a MAN. But no, it's just easier to fag out on /biz like a bitch. You people make me sick. It's not a bull market.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 08:44:45 2023 No.54458412 bump

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 08:47:34 2023 No.54458426 >>54457978 Not a bad pick, but I'd prefer Mex, a dex on Elrond, and the fact that it's metastaking pool rewards itheum and ride's users with good roi

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 09:07:54 2023 No.54458556 wtf, is the 100xGEM dev retarded? he couldn't think of a better theme

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 09:31:00 2023 No.54458712 bump

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 09:54:05 2023 No.54458874 ye I do believe the 100xGEMS dev is retarded but hes face doxxed so at least its not a rug...its his first token cut him some slack I am retarded too

Anonymous Tue Apr 4 10:14:03 2023 No.54458987
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>>54454177
First advice: ignore any token you are being spoonfed if you haven't done any research on it. Stop being on the receiving end and become more proactive in your investing/trading approach, i.e see things with your own eyes. What you should be doing instead of asking for tokens to buy is HOW people reason and WHY they think a given token can be a good buy.

Second advice: your capital only being $1k, chances are that mid-high caps are not really well suited for you to make money in a short amount of time unless you take huge risks, and that brings me to my next advice.

Third advice: never go all in, especially in your current mental state. I'm serious, if your total capital is 1k and only want to use that then make it a personal rule to never go above $100-$150 per investment. If you are not larping then you are clearly desperate and as such are not in a position to make clear financial decisions out of conviction, prone to panic at the slightest deviation if things start to go wrong.

Fourth advice: while /biz/ is a fun shitposting and comfy resource, it's actually less relevant for people in your situation due to the fact that most low cap shitcoins get deleted by jannies on an hourly basis. Finding gems, especially early gems is a tall order because those retards will only allow shitcoin discourse after they deem the token to be "established" enough in terms of marketcap or relevance, which is complete nonsense.

If you truly want to get somewhere with as little as 1k then I recommend you to broaden your scope when it comes to information gathering and to put in the effort. Telegram groups can be a good place to start:

@CryptoClownClub
@ChadTraders

Don't be a retard and buy everything you see posted. Instead, focus on the criteria/reasons outlined for people to think something could be financially profitable. There's always some element of luck involved, but you'll have better odds of making gains by not being a slave to your emotions.

GL OP

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 10:17:16 2023 No.54459006 bump

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 10:27:04 2023 No.54459068 >>54454177 Chainlink

Anonymous Tue Apr 4 10:40:25 2023 No.54459152

Let me red pill you on the most important shitcoin on biz right now: Toshi.Tools
>Toshi Tools dApp: Toshi token holders who own 0.4% (4000000000 tokens) of $Toshi supply in their wallet can become a Tier 1 holder and have full access to the Toshi Tools dApp. This tool provides advanced analytics on trader performance visualized on interchangeable graphs, combining wallet data with trading data for accurate price predictions.
The Toshi Tools dApp can be used for various purposes, including:
>Analyzing and tracking wallets on the Ethereum Blockchain: The dApp provides advanced analytics on trader performance visualized on interchangeable graphs, allowing users to track and view their personalized wallet performance based on the assets held within the connected wallet.
>Accurate price predictions: Toshi Tools combines wallet data with trading data for accurate price predictions, enabling users to make informed investment decisions.
>Notification feature: In future development updates, Toshi Tools will release a notification feature, allowing users to receive notifications of desired wallets trading behaviors and trades made by the wallets they follow.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 10:42:14 2023 No.54459160 >>54454177 happening right before your very nose >>54437556

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 11:03:31 2023 No.54459264 bump

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 11:26:40 2023 No.54459392 100xGems what a retarded name fuck it i'll throw in $20

Anonymous Tue Apr 4 11:49:51 2023 No.54459578

So you might be wondering, what can the Toshi Tools dapp do?
>Advanced Analytics: Toshi Tools provides advanced analytics on trader performance visualized on interchangeable graphs, allowing users to track and view their personalized wallet performance based on the assets held within the connected wallet.
>Native Wallet Data Extraction Protocol: Toshi Tools' native wallet data extraction protocol integrates with GPT-3 Open AI learning models, providing valuable trading insights based on top wallet's trading behaviors.
>Personalized Filters: Toshi Tools allows users to filter out irrelevant information from transactions and confine the filters to their own needs, providing a personalized experience for tracking wallets.
and the best part?
It's less than 1m MC

>>	sage Tue Apr 4 11:58:34 2023 No.54459646 fucking buy an ad, so tired of these threads.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 12:13:02 2023 No.54459799 bump

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 12:36:08 2023 No.54460029 bump

Anonymous Tue Apr 4 12:37:04 2023 No.54460037
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Redpillfinance (TG). Their staking system is going to completely change the way anons stack their gains. The project is extremely unique, fuck shitcoins 2023 utility is the way forward

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 12:59:14 2023 No.54460255 toshi tools is super cool anon it tracks your wallet and tells you how to trade good with AI and stuff

Anonymous Tue Apr 4 13:08:33 2023 No.54460351
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>>54454177
>$1k into $5k
Elon DOGE train is waiting for you to get onboard, but it can quickly send you to grace too. It's safer to play along spool protocol for self determined yields throughout your life time as long as smart contracts continues to live.
Wishing you better coping mechanism boomer.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 13:10:52 2023 No.54460376 >>54455562 to touch op it does

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 13:12:37 2023 No.54460392 >>54458233 >>54457971 Ai generated babbling

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 13:22:18 2023 No.54460471 bump

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 13:41:14 2023 No.54460680 >>54458987 Completely this. I figured all of these but #4 out within a week of starting to learn crypto It’s honestly pretty easy to get 2x on crypto, like actually stupid fucking easy

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 13:45:22 2023 No.54460721 bump

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 13:54:09 2023 No.54460826 >>54454177 Never listen to the Jews, focus on DiD and AI narratives.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 13:57:59 2023 No.54460875 >>54455548 No ENS ORE and Monero? There's need for self custody based projects

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 14:08:33 2023 No.54461028 OpenBetAI on arbitrum is the play if you believe that crypto casinos are a good investment protip: they are t.lost over 20 btc gambling on crypto casinos

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 14:31:38 2023 No.54461341 bump

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 14:40:12 2023 No.54461463 Too late for Kaspa, but you might have a x10 with Nexa if you are lucky. It's -22% right now, could be a bottom

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 14:49:48 2023 No.54461579 >>54455617 It's got no life, crypto isn't secured anymore retard

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 14:54:42 2023 No.54461665 bump

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 15:00:54 2023 No.54461756 >>54461579 Self custody feels safe, hackers ain't finding life easy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 15:02:14 2023 No.54461772 >>54454177 pay your grandma back immediately clown boy. listen to some Dave Ramsey, get a job, and budget. you can gamble 5% of every paycheck into a shitcoin

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 15:17:49 2023 No.54462028 bumperooni

Anonymous Tue Apr 4 15:40:58 2023 No.54462366

100xgems.biz looks good to me, kind of a shilly name but the dev is face doxxed and has worked on some big tokens before...it's his first token. Sort of a club for degens to find moonshots. Just launched a few days ago and hasnt dumped as hard as most tokens do on initial launch...so far im impressed with everything except the name

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 16:04:03 2023 No.54462693 bump

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 16:12:59 2023 No.54462806 >>54454177 >I begged my grandma to loan me $1k to gamble on shitcoins You had 6 months

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 16:16:12 2023 No.54462848 >>54462366 I’ve seen this exact post before word for word, don’t buy this jeet gem anons.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 16:20:38 2023 No.54462916 >>54454601 ESL discarded

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 16:27:06 2023 No.54463003 i'm all in on xmr, especially with the gov being so gay...makes the most sense

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 16:29:11 2023 No.54463031 good thread, not embarrassing, well done

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 16:50:17 2023 No.54463301 bump

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 17:13:21 2023 No.54463627 OpenBetAI on arbitrum, it's fucking mooning right now...new ath incoming

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 17:36:31 2023 No.54463963 lmfao ArbPyre... bro their telegram is lit they have GPT larping as a doge addicted to cocaine, this could seriously change the landscape of shilling itself

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 17:38:32 2023 No.54463989 >>54455548 If dubs you should use that grand to invest into a nice gift for your grandmother

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 17:59:35 2023 No.54464289 bump

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 20:02:27 2023 No.54465871 >>54454177 ORE, straight up bluechip

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 20:03:28 2023 No.54465886 >>54458426 DiDs is also a based narrative.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 20:11:53 2023 No.54465997 File: 63 KB, 220x220, 1643920221296.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54463963 Jesus christ Fuck this place honestly

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 20:56:05 2023 No.54466482 >>54463627 GTF outtta here rookie. Isn't gmx and spool the only green tokens on Arbitrum today... It's the end of your Inu life.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 21:35:29 2023 No.54466900 >>54458304 Please die you scammer

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 21:37:49 2023 No.54466942 File: 127 KB, 888x859, be.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54454177 Bump , I'm in the same position as Op but ny granny died

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 22:54:06 2023 No.54467861 >>54466942 OP just gave jeets the opportunity to shill their dying bags. Haven't bought a single biz coin for a while. Researching myself has always been a better option. Cmc coingecko altcoinistdao cryptorank are handy tools

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