/smg/ stock market general

[Anonymous No.54447259]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOGEyBeoBGM
belinda carlisle edition
>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.newslive.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previous:>>54445181

[Anonymous No.54447268]

WE GAAN

[Anonymous No.54447273]

>he did it for free

[Anonymous No.54447290]

How can the market crab on literally no news?

[Anonymous No.54447300]

Slurping this CLF dip before earnings

[Anonymous No.54447302]

smg is dead
also im down 13k on SOXS how retarded am I and will it go above 30 this year if ever

[Anonymous No.54447303]

SOXL DOWN
BOIL DOWN
SPY NOW DOWN
DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN HEHHEHE

[Anonymous No.54447304]

>>54447290
same as it ever was

[Anonymous No.54447307]

>>54447290
damn this coked up bitch is cute!

[Anonymous No.54447309]

did early bakers finally get heemed? beclowned, if you will?

[Anonymous No.54447315]

Why is the oil I bought this morning not going up infinitely?

[Anonymous No.54447319]

I hate this economy so fucking much. The focusing lens of money has the stupidest timing.

[Anonymous No.54447324]

spy’s already trying to climb back up. lmao at stupid bobos who think we won’t end green.

[Anonymous No.54447325]

>>54447290
ISM survey reported total economic decline, 2y/10y yield inverting on opec oil output cuts, walmart and mcdonalds are laying off corporate staff

[Anonymous No.54447326]

Oh yeah for those that weren't here last night I decided to go back to YouTube and start a new channel again. Bitchute is just too shitty it kept failing to upload my new video so I finally had enough. Here is the new channel

https://youtu.be/qjdoIKGr4fk

[Anonymous No.54447331]

Was that drop really just us hitting a trendline? I see bondyields took a nosedive ~15 minutes before the indexes, was that it?

[Anonymous No.54447333]

>>54447325
>looks at periods of low inflation

[Anonymous No.54447335]

>>54447326
reported for advertising and filtered. get a trip so i don't have to do it every thread

[Anonymous No.54447351]

>>54447303
Vix and Petro is Up :)

[Anonymous No.54447352]

>>54447290
>no news
>the usd going into hyperinflation
lmao bro

[Anonymous No.54447361]

>>54447326
lmao I didn't know the window autist was you

[Anonymous No.54447363]

>>54447335
Umm sweaty, this is MY general you're playing it. You aren't going to run to Twitter to tell the mods Elon musk is abusing his platform are you? So tone down the attitude chud

[Anonymous No.54447368]

>>54447325
And what does Joe want to say? Everytime rate cuts = recession aborted?

[Anonymous No.54447371]

>>54366056
Good let this fucking shithole rot desu
It's always the same shit, tripniggots liveblogging and retard mumus spouting "muh heckin pivooooooooooot/paaaaaaaaause", dumb motherfucks continually posting hue goyslop 7/10 and spamming other off topic shit
Let it fucking rot

[Anonymous No.54447372]

>>54447352
Anon, "no news" is a meme.

[Anonymous No.54447393]

>>54447351
Yes very nice very nice hehe
>>54447326
>gets time ok
>forgets his signature yellow legal pad
thats another week of no donations

[Anonymous No.54447399]

>>54447302
and you may find yourself holding $35 SOXL shares
and you may find yourself a BOIL baggie about to hang yourself
and you may find yourself behind the wheel of a TSLA
and you may find yourself renting a overpriced house, with a beautiful real doll
and you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"

letting the days go by, let the algos hold me down
letting the days go by, algos using me as exit liquidity
into the red again after the money's gone
once in a lifetime, algos got my account upside down

and you may ask yourself, "How do I leverage this?"
and you may ask yourself, "Where is that Rivian truck they promised?"
and you may tell yourself, "This is not my rented cardboard box"
and you may tell yourself, This is not my beautiful anime waifu"

Letting the days go by, let the algos hold me down
letting the days go by, algos using me as exit liquidity
into the red again after the money's gone
once in a lifetime, algos got my account upside down

same as it ever was, same as it ever was
same as it ever was, same as it ever was
same as it ever was, same as it ever was
same as it ever was, same as it ever was

[Anonymous No.54447407]

>>54447371
you ok? maybe you should buy some INTC stock. you don't sound like you're enjoying yourself very much.

[Anonymous No.54447409]

>>54447399
I will acknowledge this high effort shitpost.

[Anonymous No.54447410]

>>54447372
>i was just pretending
ah yes my favorite meme

[Anonymous No.54447413]

>>54447363
>ejects rounds in your path

[Anonymous No.54447414]

>>54447399
kekeke nice

[Anonymous No.54447418]

>>54447325
>2001
>2008
>2020
they lower rates because the market crashes retard
"muh FED pivot, 2 more weeks"

[Anonymous No.54447423]

>>54447410
>being embarrassed you got baited by a low effort shitpost

[Anonymous No.54447426]

>>54447361
Yeah sorry about that, I just finally had enough. Been dealing with it for a month now. I just ended up dragging my futon in the middle of the room out of the way during peak hours. Can't play vidya during that time but at least the suns not in my face. Even right now that glowing ball of faggot in the sky is making his move.

[Anonymous No.54447428]

>>54447407
Meh I've had worse days but yeah down bad

[Anonymous No.54447431]

>>54447418
markets crash because the rates get cut. stop being a glass half full

[Anonymous No.54447439]

>>54447426
>Garbage on the floor
>Ringlight
I didn't know you were an Onlyfans whore.

[Anonymous No.54447460]

Everyone having a good day with their OIL?

[Anonymous No.54447462]

>>54447439
Anon, you need to link like a LandChad.
You see trash on the floor, I see keeping the rentoids entire deposit and charging him an extra $3k to replace the carpet :)

[Anonymous No.54447465]

>>54447439
What can I say, hamchads are a universal sex symbol.

[Anonymous No.54447468]

>>54447439
hahah, i see a cockroach, pissbottle, jerk off lube, scratch marks covered up with a bad coat of paint, and cum stains on the futon

[Anonymous No.54447470]

What are the best stocks to invest in the downfall of the American marriage and sex industry and rise of the new normal?

https://www.marketwatch.com/press-release/sex-doll-market-2023-expected-to-reach-significant-rate-by-2030-2023-03-30

[Anonymous No.54447476]

>>54447462
>LandChad
I believe you mean LandChaim.

[Anonymous No.54447477]

>>54447423
k

[Anonymous No.54447490]

>>54447315
>He fell for the FOMO on poor people juice.
Kek ngmi.

[Anonymous No.54447496]

What's the point of this general? everyone shitposts dumb juvenile shit with no insight on anything. You would expect better away from the cryptotards general but no.

[Anonymous No.54447517]

>>54447496
to lose money with dignity

[Anonymous No.54447522]

>>54447496
/smg/ doesn't listen to good picks. I got called a retard last time I shilled something right before it became a multibagger

[Anonymous No.54447523]

When will SMG admit he was right?

[Anonymous No.54447535]

>>54447302
>smg is dead
yahoo finance is the way.

[Anonymous No.54447537]

>>54447496
>MSM: is this your shortest fight ever, at any time, amateur or professional ever?
>JPow: I don't know, man. Yeah, Yeah. Kashkari, Kashkari-I'm coming for you.
>MSM: Is it frustrating to train like you did and then--
>JPow: Nah, I didn't train for this fight.
>MSM: And have this end in 78 seconds?
>JPow: I trained probably, 2 weeks or 3 weeks for this fight. I had to bury my best friend. And I dedicate this fight, I wasn't going to fight, I dedicate this fight to him. I was gonna rip his heart out cause I'm the best ever.
>JPow(louder): I'm the best ever. I'm the most brutal and vicious, and most ruthless Fed Chairman there's ever been. There's no one can stop me. Kashkari is a conqueror? No, I'm Alexander, he's no Alexander. I'm the best ever. There's never been anybody as ruthless. I'm Volcker, I'm Keynes. There's no one like me. I'm from their cloth. There's no one that can match me. My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable and I'm ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Jesus Christ be praised.
>JPow storms out of the ring

[Anonymous No.54447546]

>>54447496
Have you ever heard the parable of Mr. Market?

[Anonymous No.54447555]

>>54447496
Is this your first day on the internet nigger?

[Anonymous No.54447567]

>>54447468
Nah my apartment isn't really that bad. My kitchen you autists would not approve of though. Stove is pretty bad.

[Anonymous No.54447572]

[Anonymous No.54447576]

I sold my leveraged INTCs at 2x profit. What should I do now? The money is on an account that allows these kinda leveraged plays.

2k in total

[Anonymous No.54447578]

>>54447465
what ever happened to garbage don?

[Anonymous No.54447591]

>>54447567
wtf why would you not put the bread on a tray????

[Anonymous No.54447594]

>>54447496
I literally told you to buy June calls on UONE in my video. Not my fault if you don't watch.

[Anonymous No.54447612]

>>54447567
upsetting/10

[Anonymous No.54447615]

>>54447460
I feel bad for the half of this general that jumped ship to BOIL.

[Anonymous No.54447616]

>futures

[Anonymous No.54447617]

>>54447326
Oh yeah, I saw this last night but forgot to watch once I got a chance, glad for the reminder. Yeah, BOIL is indeed having another tank day, and *should* have a rough time during the contract roll which starts the 6th and ends the 12th. I am expecting "the bottom" to hit *maybe* late April to sometime in May. The main thing though is that I do not expect a mooning for quite some while to come even after that, even Jan 24 is not a big jump in the futures as they stand. Of course...one never knows when the unexpected shall occur.

I'm here pretty much all day every day and missed the head growth thing.

[Anonymous No.54447628]

You bought SPY at open, didn't you?

[Anonymous No.54447640]

Im going to do A Golden Bull spell. Prepare yourself

[Anonymous No.54447649]

>>54447617
The head growth thing can be good. Don't know if it cancerous, but its definitely not a good thing.

[Anonymous No.54447652]

>>54447628
i haven't even checked my portfolio
too busy financially shitposting on this reddit newfag niggers

[Anonymous No.54447661]

>>54447496
we're here to post OOOOOO's and AAAAAA's. not discuss actual stocks you fucking pleb. go to motley fool or some shit if you want advice.

[Anonymous No.54447665]

>>54447652
It's hilarious they don't know the shitposts are a auto defense mechanism.

[Anonymous No.54447668]

>>54447616
Lol how does that end

[Anonymous No.54447678]

Slurp the dip faggots

[Anonymous No.54447680]

>>54447640
incredible

[Anonymous No.54447686]

>>54447661
I get all my investment advice from stocktwits

[Anonymous No.54447687]

>>54447496
Naw, I posted about JNUG and GLD weeks ago. Was a good call, at the time.
I also posted about Canadian banks, they're probably still a good play to make.
So, ha!

[Anonymous No.54447698]

>>54447496
It got a lot worse since goyslop girl started getting spammed. It was relatively alright around summer last year then went to complete shit. I think BOIL heemed too many faggots. I never touched it because natgas is fucking dumb and too unpredictable because of shit like weather patterns. Oil is far easier.

[Anonymous No.54447699]

>>54447678
Clftranny left a stink on that stock that can never be washed off. I'll never touch it

[Anonymous No.54447704]

>>54447640
that ending

[Anonymous No.54447707]

>>54447668
no one knows, the camera was found beside their mangled bodies

[Anonymous No.54447708]

>>54447426
>burger beer and lotion
>>54447567
>finnish food

larping retard. kys

[Anonymous No.54447709]

>>54447363
>ejects 29 rounds
>a real xir only needs 1

[Anonymous No.54447715]

Song bump, thanks OP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OULlWNCqDQ

[Anonymous No.54447722]

>>54447640
Don't fuck with the mud mage.

[Anonymous No.54447725]

>>54447665
reminds me of one of my highschool gfs
she dumped me but was kinda uptight
my rebound always was down to makeout and do sex things so it was a win overall
financially speaking
thank you for reading my blog

[Anonymous No.54447736]

>>54447699
The stock is good, that faggot just never took a profit because he was greedy

[Anonymous No.54447739]

>>54447708
Yeah admittedly the second pic isn't actually my kitchen, I was too lazy to get off the couch and walk to the kitchen. I expected one of you would have the autism to do detail check each photo.

[Anonymous No.54447741]

>>54447699
If you can't bear to touch CLF, at least consider ASTL

[Anonymous No.54447745]

>>54447725
Mmmm I could use some Skully if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.54447746]

holy fuck bros, HE'S BACK

[Anonymous No.54447754]

Is this the time to short NVDA?

[Anonymous No.54447755]

>>54447303
To Goblin Town?

[Anonymous No.54447763]

>>54447754
already did

[Anonymous No.54447764]

>>54447746
forgot pic

[Anonymous No.54447777]

>>54447764
based
leverage man will save us
>that's my secret Cap, I'm always leveraged

[Anonymous No.54447778]

fuck you oil

[Anonymous No.54447782]

>>54447764
>>54447746
Oh shit...

[Anonymous No.54447785]

>>54447764
Time to start gambling again Bill

[Anonymous No.54447786]

>>54447465
who is she?

[Anonymous No.54447802]

>>54447764
>bill shorting with leverage
Bear market, mumus will be slaughtered

[Anonymous No.54447807]

>>54447786
That's Garbage Don
hamchad of the garbage heap
also he pretty much rug pulled everyone
very based and shitting on investors pilled

[Anonymous No.54447816]

>>54447786
That's not a she you silly billy, thats Cielo Don. He's making diesel out of your trash.

[Anonymous No.54447827]

>>54447777
Nice

[Anonymous No.54447832]

>>54447333
it's going to be awesome when powell leaves rates high and everyone gets justed after expecting the fed to save them

[Anonymous No.54447833]

>>54447807
I said
>SHE

[Anonymous No.54447853]

>>54447496
there are hundreds of other sites that offer your more standard stock analysis. yahoo finance, stocktwits, reddit, trading view, etc. What this thread offers is a chaotic form of wisdom that you wont find elsewhere. here people troll you into buying shit stocks because you think you can get free money easy, then you learn. sometimes you get people that post one single post that is a good stock and if you arent adept at recognizing it, or are filtered by the shitposting, you lose it. theres good shit here but if you cant hang with pee pee'ers and the poo poo'ers then you dont deserve any of it.

[Anonymous No.54447867]

>>54447777
well it's confirmed, Bill "Big" Hwang is back in the game boyos

[Anonymous No.54447868]

>>54447777
Hopefully 7x leverage.

[Anonymous No.54447872]

>>54447698

[Anonymous No.54447885]

Amazon is such a shit trade these days holy shit

[Anonymous No.54447887]

>>54447833
And we said
>DON

[Anonymous No.54447889]

>AMD P/E now over 110
Uh...based?

[Anonymous No.54447890]

>>54447853
Excellent/accurate analysis. I sure am hoping I spot one of those good suggestions and have the stones to run it at some point. I've watched a few pass by.

[Anonymous No.54447906]

>>54447326
All banks are insolvent by design IF the depositors run.
They borrow from depositors and lend to borrowers that money, and if nobody lends to the bank, it's insolvent.
It gets way more complicated when you're doing fractional reserve.

Farts are normally great for winter. There is some slowly increasing use in Air Conditioners and lights.

>current admin
cant find their dick and spend the day changing diapers.

Gold is just about the only long play with the USD being dropped.

[Anonymous No.54447914]

>>54447889
>that pic
Was over at a buddies house and he had some Mexican chick over that was trying to tell us that she could see and feel ghosts, she also insisted I let her do a tarot card reading on me. Before I left I gave my friend the look like
>you're really trying to get pussy this bad
It was all painfully cringey.

[Anonymous No.54447918]

Financially mogged

[Anonymous No.54447923]

GFAI
BBAI

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[Anonymous No.54447925]

Send maximum energy to crush NVDA

[Anonymous No.54447943]

Yep INTC is a buy here, it can't POSSIBLY get any lower

[Anonymous No.54447946]

yeah i'm thinking the slurpers have arrived

[Anonymous No.54447960]

...my puts

[Anonymous No.54447962]

How is AI still going up? It’s up like 300% this year on NOTHING from that specific company. What hedge fund thinks it’s a buy when it’s like 70x it’s earnings

[Anonymous No.54447961]

>>54447943
It's been pumping a month straight though

[Anonymous No.54447965]

>>54447546
He came to my door with prices this morning that I just had to say fuck off to. I might have missed something good, but none of it felt seemed strong enough to jump on. He will be back again tomorrow with new prices.

[Anonymous No.54447967]

Everyone is too short NVDA and INTC. Therefore they will not drop from here.

[Anonymous No.54447977]

>>54447567
this pic convinces me Schwab and the gang are correct. most should own nothing.

[Anonymous No.54447990]

>sold short INTC at $31 anticipating dividend cut
>covered at $25 and went long
>sold at $31
do i temp fate and short it again now that it's at ~$33?

[Anonymous No.54447998]

>>54447962

[Anonymous No.54447999]

I got carpel tunnel

[Anonymous No.54448001]

OIL, GDXU, KOF

Simple as

[Anonymous No.54448002]

>>54447960
Don't worry, wait an hour. We are kangaroo market now. The market is going to pump and dump 5 more times today at least.

[Anonymous No.54448008]

>>54447999

[Anonymous No.54448011]

KWAB

[Anonymous No.54448014]

>>54447998
She’s not buying C3 AI

[Anonymous No.54448026]

wat do?

[Anonymous No.54448035]

>>54448014
not yet, just wait for her to start buying as a signal the top is in on it.

[Anonymous No.54448047]

Where the fuck is CRBP pajeet anyway? I name an episode after him and he can't be bothered to come here and whine about white superiority for even a minute?

[Anonymous No.54448049]

>>54447962
Step back for a second and consider you're an ugly faggot with bad breath, goblin face, questionable ancestry and a cult that gets you nearly unlimited money.
Now that you've looked in the mirror, you realize you want to buy a company you think is really good at something. But you go to buy and it's mostly owned by someone who doesn't want to sell, and some other large % is owned by randos who maybe gaf and maybe don't gaf and might only have bought because they needed to fill out the holdings for the Retirement Fund bilking scheme.

What do? Offer blowjobs?
The hardest thing for me to remember is that the price of a stock being over or under value says literally Nothing to the value of the company, much of the time.

Now, there is something to be said for investigating firms who draw data-dependent conclusions about the scale of sales and profits a business is making, that can do some of this.

And then there is Carl Ichan.

[Anonymous No.54448069]

>>54447745
for me it's 1998 scully

[Anonymous No.54448099]

>>54448001
Seee da thang about VTI, VOO and VT is them tranny chaser nevah stop ta think about the fact that Oil is one of their top 10 holdings. So even if Tech entered a nuclear winter and Oil went to 100 per barrel it won't be hurtin me much at all see we Vanguard Rustlers we don get caught up in one market we let the market dictate where we go and that is where we stay until the weather changes.

Good luck to ya OIL Barron I expect great things from you in the coming year.

[Anonymous No.54448106]

>>54447326
Damn, the girl you posted looks like she gets wedgied by smg posters

[Anonymous No.54448110]

Nasdaq follows FEDs balance sheet, how do I know if FED is going to dump their bags?

[Anonymous No.54448115]

>yields

[Anonymous No.54448118]

BUDDY LOOK AT GDPNOW COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.54448119]

>>54448069
We all know '04 was the kino year

[Anonymous No.54448123]

>>54447259
WHERE ARE THE LYRICS????

[Anonymous No.54448128]

>>54448110
Ask JPow

[Anonymous No.54448145]

>>54448115
what do the yields say

[Anonymous No.54448156]

>>54448110
Remember that time back in 21 the Fed board members sold the top?

[Anonymous No.54448165]

why is SPY still green

[Anonymous No.54448167]

>>54448118
>Saudi's cutting oil production to hedge the recession in the West
BASED!

[Anonymous No.54448174]

>>54448110
QT is happening at a steady rate. And that cocaine bump everyone spazzed out about being "Not not QE" was fundamentally misunderstood. They were emergency loans/liquidity at penalty rates, which means every day there isn't another bank going under is another day it'll recede.

[Anonymous No.54448183]

>>54448165
>what is XLE, XOP, OIH

energy/oil/gas co's doing triple shifts

[Anonymous No.54448194]

>>54448123

Ooh, BOBO do you know what that's worth?
Ooh, Bank Failure is a Bullish play on SPY
They say in Recession, Bulls cum first
We'll make Depression a place on Bobos place
Ooh, Recession is a bullish play on EARTH
When the market crashes
I wait for Bobo, and you come around
And the markets become alive
With the sound of Bulls on the street outside

In this world, we're destroying
To understand the miracle of this rally
Bobo, I was afraid before
But I'm not afraid anymore

Recession, Market Crashes, Inflation, Deflation...
Is a heaven in the stock markets.
OHH heaven in stock markets..

[Anonymous No.54448196]

>>54448165
Why not? What other color could it possibly be?

[Anonymous No.54448199]

>>54448167
Would've loved to see the dialogue between DC and Riyadh. That cunt Granholm failing to step in with the SPR buys during an impending recession no doubt burned a ton of diplomatic capital in exchange for like an extra week of cheaper gas.

[Anonymous No.54448216]

So what are we doing for lunch today /smg/? For me? It's a turkey, cheese, and mayo sandwich, a fiery beef ramen bowl, and some lays dill pickle chips
>inb4 how fat are you?
>inb4 clean your kitchen

[Anonymous No.54448237]

>>54448165
>>54448183
Healthcare not being a slouch either

>XLB: 0.46%
>XLC: -0.09%
>XLE: 4.19%
>XLF: 0.02%
>XLI: -0.07%
>XLK: -0.9%
>XLP: 0.56%
>XLRE: -0.52%
>XLU: -0.01%
>XLV: 0.93%
>XLY: -1.08%

[Anonymous No.54448251]

>>54448199
outside of technical reasons, one of the reasons I loaded up on OILU, NRGU, ONG two weeks ago was because WTI crude was below the bottom of Biden's Buy zone. Saudis now put a floor above that 67-72/bbl area

[Anonymous No.54448264]

my gold miners doin a lil sumtin

[Anonymous No.54448267]

>>54448047
>white superiority
Not the pajeet, but when your "superiority" is entirely dependent on Jewish usury, then it's not really superiority, sorry to be the one to break it to you. And it's evident in how quickly the house of cards is falling once the usurious system reaches its natural limits. Europe before Jewish usury was a shitshow getting raped by an assortment of Turks, mongols and moors. And what a surprise, nowadays when the usurious system is failing it's not really different from back then.

[Anonymous No.54448268]

>>54448216
romaine, kale, onion, tomato, feta, two eggs, avocado oil, apple cider vinegar.

[Anonymous No.54448272]

>>54448194
I heckin' love bank failures, which is why I'm 100% in leveraged regional bank ETF DPST

[Anonymous No.54448278]

Also what does it mean when ADP and the entire staffing sector plunge nearly 3% in a day? That's good, right?

[Anonymous No.54448283]

>>54448216
lays dill pickle isnt really that good. Lays in general is too thin. Ridged Barbeque and Black Pepper is good for lunch

[Anonymous No.54448289]

>>54448216

[Anonymous No.54448297]

>>54448289
God will punish you for your sins.

[Anonymous No.54448319]

>>54448251
Also bullish is that they did this out of nowhere, outside of an OPEC meeting. So even a plunge towards that floor as the recession starts biting is likely to get slammed with another cut. They'll no longer stand around for months with their dicks in their hands.

[Anonymous No.54448325]

>>54448289
why would you do this to yourself?

[Anonymous No.54448337]

>>54448216
The Ramen is easy. The risks are the MSG which causes you to cycle all your cells early, leading to immediate nutrient shortages and energy crash, leading to weight gain as the body tries to adjust for future possible needs by storing more of everything, and the palm-oil.
Veggies stored until they dry will reconstitute the same way those little particles will. Real Chef level spices from Rural King for $1 a shaker, which I know you faggots have in MI, will cover much. For Asian you'll want a peanut oil and a onions sauce.
Green onions are a nice easy quick dry top.
Beware leaving green peppers whole, they fungus. You have to dice and lay them out to dry.
Carrots can dry whole. Cabbage will stay fresh forever and then dries whole as well, only use one leaf at a time.
And you drink the official beer of trannies.

Sandwich looks tasty. Did you mustard that shit?

[Anonymous No.54448340]

>futures

[Anonymous No.54448342]

>>54448289

[Anonymous No.54448359]

>>54448216
Oats with honey/raisins/cinnamon and olive oil in place of butter.

[Anonymous No.54448374]

>>54448289
Based, I've been DCA on HI for years.

[Anonymous No.54448387]

>>54448337
Sandwich has mayo on it not mustard. I don't know why. I was gonna put guac on it, then didn't, and things got messed up. As far as your spergout on ramen goes, I only get a few of them because they are super cheap and effortless to heat up. Not actually looking to dry out my own vegetables and be meal prep pet mom.

[Anonymous No.54448388]

Its incredible how often I can be wrong
I used to get bummed about being shit at literally everything but for whatever reason I dont get bummed anymore.

[Anonymous No.54448417]

>>54448216
stop being poor

[Anonymous No.54448423]

40% INTC
10% NVDA shorts with 4x leverage
50% cash

Will I be fine?

[Anonymous No.54448432]

>>54448417
I forgot to include that in my inb4 list, I'll remember that next time. Nothing poor about my lunch, I'm frugal

[Anonymous No.54448434]

So OIL had the big premarket pump, opened on it, and is just crabbing ever since. I have no idea what to expect from here. Is it a buy in, or wait for better entry? Ticker UCO.

[Anonymous No.54448435]

>>54448387
Buy a head of cabbage for $2 and use a leaf at every meal. Replaces lettuce and lasts longer. When it dries out, you can still use it.
Shorting TUP, since placing most veggies in their own humid output causes them to mold. You want them in dry air, cold or room temp, with air moving around them and not sitting in fluids.
Seriously, cabbage is a buy and forget. And the most amazing part, you can grow next year's cabbages from a small slice of the white at the bottom of the head, though the first product is a seeded plant. We invested in that retarded brassica early as humans for a good reason.

[Anonymous No.54448445]

>>54448388
You can be wrong 70% of the time and still make money.

[Anonymous No.54448449]

DXY breaks 102 with indices making new local highs and then people fomo in and we rip to feb highs

[Anonymous No.54448458]

>>54448445
Sauce?

[Anonymous No.54448464]

>>54448216
I eat banks.

[Anonymous No.54448468]

i just saw a video from schiff saying gold stocks will be the new tech stocks
has this boomer POS lost his mind or is he apart of ((they)). at this point i feel sorry for anyone holding those worthless rocks. i know my parents have over 250k in worthless boomer rocks since 2010. and one day ill have to deal with selling these stupid rocks

[Anonymous No.54448471]

Commercial Real Estate is going to blow up more banks......

[Anonymous No.54448475]

YOU ARE ALL NIGGERS
do with this info what you will

[Anonymous No.54448476]

>>54448434
FWIW it did tank an incredibly bearish ISM print.

[Anonymous No.54448478]

Ameribros.... its over....

[Anonymous No.54448486]

>>54448435
I'm not the biggest fan of cabbage, and it gets stinky

[Anonymous No.54448490]

>>54448432
frugal != cheap

[Anonymous No.54448492]

>>54448423
Why on Earth would you assume INTC outperforms even an extremely overpriced NVDA?

[Anonymous No.54448495]

>>54448388
Be cautious so that you can get out of the times you are wrong, and learn to work them in ways that minimize losses, while awaiting "surprise" success. Let every single move teach you something.

[Anonymous No.54448505]

>>54448475
DAS RITE

[Anonymous No.54448512]

>>54448458
Dude trust me

[Anonymous No.54448520]

>>54448490
Well yes actually it does equal that

[Anonymous No.54448546]

>>54448468
Spot gold has been showing unreasonable strength post bank runs, likely to hold as dedollarizaiton news keeps pouring in and we tend towards a recession (resulting in either lower yields or stimmy printing, both of which pump shiny rocks).

And GDX is "underpriced" relative to spot gold so Schiff might actually be on to something for once.

[Anonymous No.54448550]

>>54448278
bearish indicator?

[Anonymous No.54448556]

>>54448492
Because NVDA is overpriced and I bet they'll flunk their next quarter

[Anonymous No.54448561]

>>54448476
What is the meaning of this?

[Anonymous No.54448569]

>>54448475
>$5 million reparations payments
>$20 UONE by June
How exactly is being niggers a bad thing?

[Anonymous No.54448579]

>>54448486
>it gets stinky
You think so? I dunno, a $1 can of air-dried hot-pepper flakes, some peanut oil and some salt and you're making kimchi. And cabbage and fried flour with a drop of peanut oil is the core of dozens of asian dishes. A few $1 bundles of green onion and the noodles... mmm.
Short EXPR, once you can make your own Asian food, you'll never pay someone for an imitation.

[Anonymous No.54448581]

I fucking hate this one stock called AI, it goes up for no reason at all! Other than meme hype on Reddit

[Anonymous No.54448595]

>>54448561
If a stock or ETF shrugs off bearish news, that suggests strongly bullish sentiment underlying it. The converse is also true.

Think like those headlines about David Soxl being caught sucking off a guy in a parking garage but the stock kept rallying to 52 week highs.

[Anonymous No.54448602]

>>54448579
>kimchi
Goddamnit I knew it, baggot put on your trip

[Anonymous No.54448606]

>>54448556
Plus tech follows FEDs balance sheet. They'll have to reduce it

[Anonymous No.54448608]

Oil princesses.... I kneel

[Anonymous No.54448616]

>>54448581
how have you not been swinging it. it's been free money since january

[Anonymous No.54448631]

>>54448581
California has decided to use all of its hypnotic influence to shit on the rest of the earth. Everything you read online about the benefits of the latest bean, probably came out because some grower's association spent money to hire doctors to pretend it was an organic occurrence that all these studies happened at the same time.
ALCO if you want to live near Sheriff Chitwood and the Florida man foods.

[Anonymous No.54448633]

>>54448581
To be fair, hedge funds also buy some to look hip on end of quarter statements.

That said, TECK puts are free money here boys.

[Anonymous No.54448638]

c-c-c-c-cash gang...?

[Anonymous No.54448639]

>>54448014
I do now. It literally is the solution to climate change.

[Anonymous No.54448644]

SPY baggies lol

[Anonymous No.54448653]

OIL CHADS ASSEMBLE

[Anonymous No.54448661]

>SOXL
>NVDA
>MU

[Anonymous No.54448663]

>>54448638
49ers, Outsourcing, and Black Gold for the season, imo.
I think chips might do value hold.

[Anonymous No.54448665]

The leftist cope about countries abandoning the dollar for international trade appears to be "BRICS doesn't exist".

[Anonymous No.54448666]

>>54448569
not bad at all, i am mexican so i should know

[Anonymous No.54448687]

>>54448653
Getting nervous

[Anonymous No.54448727]

>>54448145
"it's over"

[Anonymous No.54448732]

>>54448687
If you hear anything about OPEC ignoring their planned cuts, run.
Did you know there are value plays in Oil and Gas?

[Anonymous No.54448734]

>>54448595
OK yes, but what was an "ISM print" specifically so that I can look at the relation.

[Anonymous No.54448740]

>>54448145
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5PWBEatqAQ

[Anonymous No.54448743]

>>54448687
Pack it up, it's over oil princesses

[Anonymous No.54448749]

>Still only months away from inarguable cheapies
Patience truly is a virtue.

[Anonymous No.54448750]

>>54448468
Funny thing is that Gold stocks were the tech stocks of the 70s

[Anonymous No.54448753]

>SPY +0.30 to -0.30 in a minute
It's over.

[Anonymous No.54448754]

>>54448638
...I know

[Anonymous No.54448756]

>>54448734
https://www.fxstreet.com/economic-calendar

Adjust the date dropdown to Today and look at the block of "ISM" rows. Click on them if you need in depth explanation.

[Anonymous No.54448770]

>>54448687
>roll out of the circus clown to create FUD
NOT. SELLING

[Anonymous No.54448782]

Yeah I'm thinking leveraged oil ETFs

[Anonymous No.54448787]

oh yeah, i'm thinking the slurpers are definitely here

[Anonymous No.54448800]

>>54448732
>Did you know there are value plays in Oil and Gas?
t. PBR bagholder

[Anonymous No.54448805]

>Blackstone (NYSE:BX) Real Estate Investment Trust, known as BREIT, received redemption requests for $4.5B last month, marking the fifth straight month that it has limited redemptions.

>The amount increased from the $3.9B requested in February. BREIT, which isn't publicly traded, only allowed $666M to be withdrawn, or ~15% of the requested amount, Bloomberg reported Monday, citing a letter to investors.

[Anonymous No.54448817]

I have been heemed yet again.

[Anonymous No.54448821]

>>54448665
Next administration is going to inherit so much retarded shit.

[Anonymous No.54448829]

>>54448821
Yes, but thankfully Kamala will have had plenty of Oval Office experience.

[Anonymous No.54448842]

>>54448829
I will hunt you through these electrons and beat you to death with your mouse. This is a LARP, or is it?
Play this by buying POWW.

[Anonymous No.54448849]

>>54448821
Kek Biden still thinks he's running again

[Anonymous No.54448852]

they doubted slurpers!

again!

[Anonymous No.54448855]

Alright buddy, time to stop slurping

[Anonymous No.54448854]

>>54448665
>You need to respect the developing world for their struggle!
>No, you can't just worry about them all teaming up to screw you over - that's racist!

[Anonymous No.54448869]

>>54448842
Who do you think appoints Krugman? Hello.

[Anonymous No.54448870]

What should I invest in to countertrade midwits who think the USD is dying?

[Anonymous No.54448888]

>>54448870
JPM

[Anonymous No.54448895]

Oil Lads. WE BACK BAY BAY!

[Anonymous No.54448896]

>>54448869
>Krugman

[Anonymous No.54448901]

>>54448888
Wow that's a big juan
>captcha: 4NJPM

[Anonymous No.54448906]

>>54448870
UUP or UUP calls let you bet on DXY. EUO and YCS would also let you bet on dollar supremacy vs. Euros and Japs: https://etfdb.com/etfdb-category/leveraged-currency/

[Anonymous No.54448908]

>>54448855
This is why I covered my short last week. The retard strength behind these bounces is ridiculous. Just when you think it ought break down for a retrace, in comes the ppt green candles.

[Anonymous No.54448912]

>Nada-AAACCCKKKK!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.54448913]

>>54448870
Friendly reminder JPM is naked shorting silver for decades and only middle managemnt gets trilaed on a 5 year basis.

[Anonymous No.54448920]

>>54448849
He will just be ignored. Dems arnt that retarded to run him again.

[Anonymous No.54448925]

>>54448805
So dont invest in REITS?

[Anonymous No.54448930]

>>54448896
Exactly. You don't think JPowell would fund QE for our climate crisis, reparations (down)payments, and UBI, do you?

[Anonymous No.54448938]

>>54448756
I see these, but not sure where I should be spotting the oil in them.

[Anonymous No.54448939]

That was a good lunch. Imagine being one of these lanklets that eats rabbit food for lunch and pretends to be nourished. Lol. Lmao even.

[Anonymous No.54448940]

>>54448855
Hush now, don't you cry
Wipe away the teardrop from your eye
You're lying safe in bed
It was all a bad dream spinning in your head
Your mind tricked you to feel the pain
Of stocks you longed losing their gains, overnight
So here it is, another chance
Wide awake you face the day
Your margincall's over....
Or has it just begun?

There's a place I like to hide
A cash-gang that I run to in the night
Relax child, you were there
But only didn't realize and you were scared
It's a place where you will learn
To face your fears, retrace the years
And ride the whims of the yids
Commanding in another world
Suddenly, you hear and see
This magic Quantitative Easing
(I-I-I)
Will be counter-trading you
(I-I-I)
Am gonna help you zero out
(I-I-I)
Will be shorting you in the night
(I-I-I)
Am smiling next to you, in Exit Liquidity

[Anonymous No.54448946]

>>54448888
Checked quads. I love jews so much its unreal.

[Anonymous No.54448949]

Why is MONI up 55% right now?

[Anonymous No.54448999]

>>54448940

[Anonymous No.54449000]

>>54448896

[Anonymous No.54449021]

Fellas I just woke up what the FUCK did I do

[Anonymous No.54449033]

>>54449021
you're oil calls anon aren't you

[Anonymous No.54449035]

>>54448938
First off, those are services, which come out Wednesday. Change the date dropdown to "Today" and you'll see today's *manufacturing* numbers.

Second, ISM numbers under 50 indicate contraction (>50 = expansion). If you look at the Expectations and Actual columns for those, you'll see we contracted more than the market expected. A general manufacturing slowdown means less of a need for energy, i.e. it *should* have hit the price of oil but didn't.

That means investors realize that even if we slow down, OPEC would just cut again.

[Anonymous No.54449039]

>>54449021
close if not larp

[Anonymous No.54449040]

holy shit just do something already. fucking hate crabbing.

[Anonymous No.54449045]

>>54449033
No I made some bullshit Lockheed call

[Anonymous No.54449050]

>>54449021
Based

[Anonymous No.54449052]

>>54449040
BONESAW MARKET

[Anonymous No.54449054]

>>54449040
...problem?

[Anonymous No.54449055]

>>54448939
Remember Nobility is fat, Soldiers are Fit, Serfs are Industrious, Beggars are skinny.

[Anonymous No.54449058]

>>54449040
problem chud?

[Anonymous No.54449065]

>>54449054
This picture gave me cancer.

[Anonymous No.54449069]

>>54449045
Whatever you do DO NOT TAKE PROFITS, that's an /smg/ rule.
The best you can do right now is wait for another 2% while it crawls backwards.

But, if you do close, make sure you type a value in the box, RH will sell for whatever the fuck is on the bottom otherwise.

[Anonymous No.54449074]

>>54449040
go play online poker to get your fix

[Anonymous No.54449076]

>>54449054

[Anonymous No.54449089]

>>54449054
Who is this semen demon?

[Anonymous No.54449099]

>>54449054

[Anonymous No.54449103]

I cleaned my bbq this weekend, do with this what your will.

[Anonymous No.54449109]

STOP FUCKING CRABBING AND JUST CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.54449114]

Anon, if you see this.
I told you it was a good idea shorting tesla with leverage today and you called me a retard.
And I believed you. It's over.

[Anonymous No.54449120]

>>54449109
No.

[Anonymous No.54449121]

>>54449045
https://breakingdefense.com/2023/04/lockheed-wins-australias-biggest-ever-space-contract-worth-estimated-4b-aud/

>Australian space program

[Anonymous No.54449132]

>>54449114
Not touching your meme shit with a 10000000000ft pole.

[Anonymous No.54449135]

>>54449021
Kick ass, BLESSED

[Anonymous No.54449139]

wait do people still think we are "collapsing"
lmfao

[Anonymous No.54449140]

Aren't 1% movements the norm for major indexes? Wouldn't this mean the clown world has passed?

[Anonymous No.54449153]

>>54449055
I always knew deep down I was nobility, thanks for affirming that. Anyone who denies this will be met with cold, hard, steel, of this gun barrel.

[Anonymous No.54449158]

>>54449114
Wouldn't this mean that he was right to call you a retard?

[Anonymous No.54449162]

>>54449121
Outright snubbed their own RCKT. Damn Aus is just brutal to their native industry.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnqRWQxhUjc

[Anonymous No.54449164]

>>54449140
No, absolutely not
an inside day within normal range would be around plus or minus 0.5%
a 1% move in a single day is huge, and only happens in times of uncertainty / high volatility
think about it - the market moves ~6% a year
having 1/6 of a year move in a single day is not normal or signs of a healthy market

[Anonymous No.54449169]

>>54449103
bullish for propane
>>54449109
they won't let it. the market is determined to pretend everything is fine until the very last second when everything that is decidedly NOT FINE comes to a head.

[Anonymous No.54449170]

>>54449168
>>54449168

[Anonymous No.54449172]

real sad how the market has never been the same, and will never be the same since 0DE on 11/14/22

[Anonymous No.54449177]

>>54449139
they're not actual people, just NPCs that live on /pol/

[Anonymous No.54449178]

>>54449172
normies will never understand

[Anonymous No.54449180]

>>54449170
IT'S NOT EVEN 300 YET

[Anonymous No.54449182]

>>54449035
Yes, I had already set it to today per your original instruction, but that's what I am still seeing. Very much appreciated nonetheless.

[Anonymous No.54449185]

BOIL barons
FRC sisters

we are all going to make it

[Anonymous No.54449189]

>>54449164
I see. Starting investing right before the 'rona crash really screwed up my sense of "normalcy"

[Anonymous No.54449191]

>>54449158
I'm a retard for believing that he was right calling me a retard, but am not a retard for thinking about making a move that makes me seem like a retard, yet doing exactly the opposite of what a retard would do.

[Anonymous No.54449218]

>>54449055
Fat fuck cope
>>54448849
You really haven't understood how clown world works yet, have you
>>54448939
Fucker will be lucky to make it to 45

[Anonymous No.54449222]

>>54448939
>>54448939
britbongs appropriating american culture i see

[Anonymous No.54449234]

>>54449182
You have to click the orange "Apply" button, brah.

[Anonymous No.54449252]

>>54449222
He's a bong doing bong culture desu
Have you seen how far the average lard walking around a Morrisons is? Who are you trying to kid here son

[Anonymous No.54449302]

>>54449234
Yes, I did that, it still shows picrel

[Anonymous No.54449313]

>>54449218
Go be poor somewhere else skinny britches.

[Anonymous No.54449371]

>>54449302
There you go. Those are the ISM *Manufacturing* numbers from today.

[Anonymous No.54449462]

>>54449371
Ah, ok then, so how should I relate those specifically to oil, as they strike me as rather generalized?

[Anonymous No.54449492]

>>54449462
>>54449035

[Anonymous No.54449524]

>>54449153
mirin that dexterity

[Anonymous No.54449584]

>>54449492
AH YES! I had capped/saved that to read later once I finally figured out the foundation. Very much appreciated. I never knew about that indicator in general either, and have now spotted it in the E*TRADE panel. Bless you, Anon, I am now sorted and hold this knowledge for life, barring dementia.

[Anonymous No.54450182]

>>54447567
>LIVE LOVE LAUGH