/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.54442912]

Be honest if he showered and dressed nice could he land one of these girls?

[Anonymous No.54442929]

>>54442912
Yes but only for an hour.

[Anonymous No.54442936]

>shower
What the fuck is that?

[Anonymous No.54442963]

>>54442912

[Anonymous No.54443073]

>>54442912
It would take a bit more than that.
Give him a month or two of good clean food and water and drinks. Medicine for what ailments he has. Showers, haircuts, shave or trim and beard grooming, an expensive suit, etc.
Then a chair at that university behind him as a visiting honorary professor or some bullshit, and thats it if they are university students and have something to gain from him.
Like if he could give them a pass for one big exam and credit that helps them in a way.

Or a similar story with similar things but instead of professor/student social status give him a couple million and a luxury limousine and penthouse in that city.
For the one in the middle perhaps $5K in cash is enough, the other two seem like they would be that pet fucktoy type of an older rich gentleman. Not just for a small lump some of cash.

[Anonymous No.54443252]

>>54442963
diogenes was a philosopher and had status, even if he lived in a barrel

[Anonymous No.54443297]

>>54443252
yes, that's the point
shower has nothing to do with it

[Anonymous No.54443303]

>>54443073
This was a very long and tiring post to read but it’s correct for the most part

[Anonymous No.54443307]

>>54443252
that was the point you brown ugly dog
>>54442963
BASED

[Anonymous No.54443487]

>>54443303
1. pick up hobo old man
2. give him 3 months of clean good food, medicine, showers, haircuts, beard trims, clothes, shoes, suits, etc.
3a. give him social status position above the 3 whores (boss, CEO, manager, teacher, inheritance supervisor, hedge fund faggot)
3b. give him wealth above their threshold that makes them go from "not interested ewww hobo poorfag" to "greetings elder gentlemen sir sucky sucky"

[Anonymous No.54443499]

>>54442963
the longer i live the more i think diogenes had the right idea

[Anonymous No.54443514]

>>54443487
Perfect

[Anonymous No.54443534]

>>54443487
>didn't make 2a and 2b an option
ngmi

[Anonymous No.54443615]

>>54443534
2B option would be "landing" one of the 3 thots by incapacitating her with chloroform and raping her in the back alley, like in every biblically accurate doujin.

[Anonymous No.54443650]

>>54442929
If it floats, flies, or fucks

rent.

[Anonymous No.54443652]

>>54442936
Beautiful, old, strong, tall, full of live. I love trees so much it's unreal.

[Anonymous No.54443689]

>>54442912
Women are not worth the effort, financially speaking.

[Anonymous No.54443812]

>>54442912

Shower+Hairdresser+Armani taliormade+2.000.000$

Possibly.

[Anonymous No.54444098]

>>54442912
For me it is the opposite. My body does not have the stink of stress hormones, despair and lonelyless but that of pure sexual power. Girls instinctively feel that i would fuck them hard and treat them like shit. This makes them horny as fuck so showering would actually decrease my chances to fuck them within an hour of meeting them

[Anonymous No.54444122]

>>54443487
Lol you really think being a corporate pussybitch who takes an hour to get his shiny appearance every morning will make a girl wet? Only a domina would go for that kind of man

[Anonymous No.54445011]

>>54442912
maybe next life
>>54443252
how did diogenes pull off public masturbation?

[Anonymous No.54445669]

>>54442912
Just as women develop the 1000 cock stare, years of homelessness and cold and pain will still show on your eyes for years after you escape that situation.
Imagine you slept on hard concrete in freezing cold for years, ate from the trash when you went hungry like a dog, etc. Then your roasty complains to you about ho how her overpriced new dress makes her look fat.

[Anonymous No.54446526]

>>54442912
I don't think he cares about landing one of them