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I tongue kissed an escort. Am I gonna die?

>> No.54441880

>>54441870
She only sucked like 1000 dicks in her life. You were better off eating her pussy since they always use condoms.
But still lol

>> No.54441896
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54441896

>>54441880
So what you are saying is me tongue kissing her was like putting a thousand dicks in my mouth

So she made me gayer than most men?

i an fucked

>> No.54441941

condom sex sucks anyway i cant feel anything

>> No.54441956

>>54441896
No he's saying in terms of the filthiest places on the human body, you were better off rimming her asshole than putting your tongue in her mouth.

>> No.54441961

>>54441896
Yes you are now gay sadly

>> No.54442026

How that BBC taste?

>> No.54442036

>>54441870
were all gonna die eventually

>> No.54442058

>>54441870
did she like it?

>> No.54442071

>>54441880
Black and jeet dicks at that lol

>> No.54442073

>>54441896
You’e had thousands of cocks in your mouth.
If she’d rimmed you, you’d have also had thousands of cocks in your ass.

>> No.54442074

>>54442058
Ive been to her twice at a massage parlor. First time i decided not to kiss her lips but she pecked the bottom of my lip

when i did more research and realized she wanted to kiss me, i kissed her my second visit with lips only and i felt her pushing my tongue into my mouth. So when i realized that i said fuck it and in missionary i tongue kissed her

>> No.54442100

>>54442074
What kind of research?

>> No.54442101

>>54441870
What year was it?

>> No.54442125

>>54442100
massage parlor reviews/forums
>>54442101
twice this entire week

>> No.54442132
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54442132

>>54441870
I 69'd a hooker in London ama

>> No.54442174

>>54442074
I accidentally went to one after needing to massage my back. Went to one, after an hour she offers her services, agreed and just fucked her. Several times she got her face way too close for a kiss

>> No.54442178

>>54442074
hot

>> No.54442188

>>54442074
What nationality was she

>> No.54442202

>>54442178
hottest part is that she kisses you all over your fucking body. Shes a hot dirty whore

Not even many of the women at that same parlor allow kisses/french kisses, some even asking to be paid so i lucked out accidentally getting her

>> No.54442209

>>54442188
Persian

>> No.54442216

>>54441880
If you pay them enough, the condom comes off. These are women prostitutes we are thinking about.

>> No.54442257

>>54441870
Now you got cooties!

>> No.54442352
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54442352

imagine getting a lifelong disease.
imagine drastically altering your life because you did one dumb thing as a horny 20-year-old.
imagine forever having a sinking feeling in your stomach as you have to discuss your disease with every potential partner.
imagine actually making it and getting the 3.14qt wife.
imagine you can't have a normal sex life with her or give her the disease.
imagine she does catch it.
imagine she passes it on to your kids during pregnancy.
imagine your daughter getting bullied at school because she has lumps on her face.

>> No.54442506

>>54442132
what was her ethnicity?
and did you like it?
assuming there was no stench from the ass

>> No.54442510

>>54442209
wtf..where can I find Persian whores
i need a muslimah whore