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Anons on /biz/ on Christmas eve/christmas day. What the fuck went wrong? Why are you on /biz/?

>> No.5443740

>>5443712
You guys are my family

>> No.5443755

Because nobody in my family has anything interesting to say. They just talk about other people and stupid irrelevant shit.

>> No.5443762

I'm in bed with my girlfriend. She thinks this is all memes and games. This isn't a fucking game. THIS ISN'T A GAME!!!!!

>> No.5443768

I'm a lonely loser

>> No.5443784

Yeah nah I'm getting pissed rn
Hop on biz once every hour or so to see what's what
Happy Chrissie cunts

>> No.5443791

money never sleeps

>> No.5443795

Finished family duties. Was actually pretty nice today for a change. Now back to /biz/, am i going to make it tonight?

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>> No.5443805
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5443805

Don't really have any family where I live, and a girl recently broke my heart so I just sit on the Internet all the time to try and distract myself my the overwhelming pain.

>> No.5443815

>>5443712
i became aware of impending global collapse years ago and slowly turned brutally but calmly nihilistic! Now I can't level with anybody and i don't care to fake it!

>> No.5443819

>>5443762
It is a game dude. A very fun game. I shouldn't ever go in a casino.
>>5443712
Sitting around watching top 100 plays of the year with the senpai. Yes I'm a pgoneposter

>> No.5443865

>>5443755
This

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>>5443815
Same.

>> No.5443890

I lived the NEET life in 2017 after working sales in an office environment, resulting in my social life to go to complete minimum.
I dont care for others and am pretty comfortable being by myself. /biz/ is interesting enough to constantly lurk.

>> No.5443925

>>5443712
My family are all buybull humpers bordering on the absurd and cant spend a moment of the holidays not in church. gf went home.

>> No.5443939

>>5443712
Cause I'm a NEET without friends, I'm meeting family tomorrow for brunch (yay...>.>)

>> No.5443950

Im taking a shit and I like biz memes

>> No.5443972

The party ended and my stomach is full. So I have no reason to be downstairs right now.

>> No.5443981

I'm just extremely desperate to quit wagecucking. Crypto trade/research with all the spare time
I have

>> No.5444007

>>5443887
/r/collapse

one of the only subs worth visiting and even that is half full of shit sometimes. im actually glad i got into crypto because i'm sick of recognizing how bad the climate is getting, whilst almost everybody seems to ignore it. Either too young to be able to notice a difference, or too stupid and self involved. Makes life weird when you feel that 95% of the shit going on is purposeless bullshit that will disappear when it comes crashing down. and it's going to be within our lifetimes. Fucked.

>> No.5444080

>>5444007
Thanks anon, I will check that out.

>> No.5444096

sometimes staying in motels with my laptop and shitty service and my ada is better than family stress and turkey and ham and stuffing and gravy and all the other non ada shit anon merry xmas I'm wiping my tears on my ada right excuse me

>> No.5444097

>>5443712
I work at a 247 helpdesk

>> No.5444135

>>5443805
the pain never goes away.

>> No.5444140

>>5443712

I just moved cross country with my wife, don't know anyone here and she's at work so I just browse the internet and day try to make money at crypto

>> No.5444141

>>5444080
be warned that its consistently depressing as hell

>> No.5444175

>>5443981
same here. the only thing that matters is escaping the wagecuck grind.

>> No.5444182

>>5444007
>believing in the global warming hoax

>> No.5444197

>>5443712
I'm getting referrals for our cult. https://discord.gg/JDS4tcX

>> No.5444215
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>>5444141
No doubt.

>> No.5444221

Our picks are better https://discord.gg/FN6pVrn

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>>5443712
It's Xmas for me, I'm sitting on the deck of my in-laws house (on their farm) while my wife runs the dogs with our boy on her lap before dinner time.
Life is good.

>> No.5444244

I am in my girlfriend's parents house having severe diarrhea and browsing biz. Please help

>> No.5444264

my family moved all over the country in the 90s/early 2000s and it's impossible to get together anymore. it sucks desu senpai, why'd they all have to leave me...

>> No.5444270

>>5443712
I'm pooping before bed and this feels like the right place to be browsing.

>> No.5444280

>>5444182
Shut the fuck up
Merry christmas

>> No.5444296

I'm Jewish

*shakes bag of shekels*

>> No.5444300

>>5443712
>celebrating Christmas
>not being Jewish

It’s like you guys don’t even want to make money

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>>5444244

>> No.5444370

merry christmas /biz/
I hope everyone here finds peace of mind and will be able to enjoy Christmas again one day

>> No.5444376

Visiting my folks, wife and everyones in bed. Dad and i having a nightcap watching some tv show and bsing about crypto. Nothings wrong, everything is just lovely but thanks anon. I hope you enjoying your evening too.

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This place is a fourth/fifth home and people sleep to much I’d rather be on here merry Xmas fuck faces have a good one

>> No.5444412

I've slowly alienated myself from my family because they trigger my autistic nerves too much. They're only a 20 minute drive away but I visit only once every month or two.
I'll stop by on xmas day to drop off gifts and chat for a few hours. Then I'll be back to my cozy /biz/.

>> No.5444455

>>5444182
i don't believe in any hoaxes, i make my own observations on the environment i live in and can see how different things are from even 20 years ago. I know people who are twice my age who easily attest that it's even more different since they were young. Shit is changing quickly all over the world. Other things people don't consider are issues like topsoil depletion: we only have approx 60 years of harvest left on our global arable farmland. We are fucked from that alone if we don't come up with solutions. i couldn't give a fuck less whether or not you believe "global warming is a hoax", there are an endless number of reasons why collapse is likely within our lifetime or the next generations.

>> No.5444474

>>5443712
No family
No friends
No hope
No future
Crypto or death bros. Merry Christmas.

>> No.5444482

>>5444455
an endless number of reasons that don't explicitly involve the climate either. Limits to growth boyo

>> No.5444519

>>5444482
humanity is basically in a bubble, is what it comes down to. Gonna be an ugly century.

>> No.5444524

>>5444455
so you're using crypto to fund the construction of your bunker?

>> No.5444525

I know this sounds sad as fuck, but you this board is my home. I work in the Middle East, no contact with my family back home so this is where I am spending Christmas. I would've gotten drunk if it weren't so fucking hard to get some alcohol here.

>> No.5444549

>>5444525
i hope you're not chairforce.

>> No.5444555

>>5444524
Nah its a distraction from reality. If I don't have something all consuming the knowledge of how fucked we are eats away at me. Crypto is a great escape. before that gaming, but games are starting to get old.

>> No.5444568

>>5443755
Pretty much this.
And I have this phone app "Mimi" to browse 4chan, so instead of going to normie book I come here to watch/post pink wojacks.

>> No.5444597

>>5443805
You don't need a girl bro, just hire a beautiful hooker with your gains and you'll be fine

>> No.5444621

I flew across the country to be home with family. I miss them, but every time I come home, my family is in a worse state. My brother is an insufferable, tumblerina SJW sociopath that exaggerates his sensitive snowflake needs, has no job and lives with mom, mom is a yes woman and won't kick him out, and as much as I love her, she's turning into a hoarder and my childhood house is falling apart. My sister is an alcoholic and only calls me when she's drunk. My father wants nothing to do with the family. They're all non confrontational as fuck and everyone just agrees like, yes he should move out or yes, she needs to stop drinking... But then nothing ever changes. I moved out ten years ago and it just gets worse... Even the cat is becoming obese and they won't put her on a diet.

My mom loves when I come home because I go nuts clearing old stuff out and fixing broken things around the house. I feel like I should move back close to home, but I'm afraid I'll just get dragged down by them.

You guys aren't exactly family, but I like coming here and it's an escape.

>> No.5444641

>>5443755

This.

>> No.5444642

>>5444474

>> No.5444672

>>5443712
I unironically have no friends or family to spend the night with. If I'm not looking at the retardation that is this board then I'm probably just gonna get drunk and cry.

>> No.5444707

What went wrong is that you weren't making the right plays with us

>> No.5444720

>>5444555
crypto is my distraction too. i wish i cared more about profits than just playing the game, but it's not in me. i'm just here to forget about tomorrow. you're going to die dude. we're all fucked. what are you living for that means so much to you? yeah games are dog shit. the new pbug release is dogshit lite but meh. it'll do.

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Im not a fucking famililess loser why would i be on biz on xmas eve???’

>> No.5444737

I just finished having sex with my gf.

>> No.5444740

I sperged at dinner a bit because my mother said that bitcoin consumed more energy than Ireland and that we should get rid of it. So I asked her why the fuck we don't get rid of Ireland instead. My brother got engaged to an Irish girl this year and this was her first Christmas dinner with us.

>> No.5444743

>>5444549
Not even close.

>> No.5444747

>>5444621

Holy fuck you just described my situation almost to a T. I regret having come home though desu, probably won’t do it again for a couple years.

>> No.5444751

Family is in different parts of the country. Friends are with their families. No gf.

Meh. It’s all good. I’m used to this life.

>> No.5444754

Heres our server if you wanna make it back. Merry Christmas https://discord.gg/FN6pVrn

>> No.5444777

>>5444740
>why the fuck we don't get rid of Ireland instead

Kek

>> No.5444786

>>5444720
basically. I don't care about death I just don't really understand life LOL

it's fucking odd being around people who seem to

>> No.5444822

>>5443712

I had a wonderful day with my GF, we made a deal I would delete blockfolio and Binance for today. We made a nice breakfast, went to a big mall here in LA, went to the Griffith observatory and watched the sunset, then went out to eat ramen and now I’m gonna watch a grym-torrent of “Mother!”. Just came to check how my meme coins are doing for a bit and shill TRX.

>> No.5444846

Depression, the same reason I had to sell my 3 bitcoins for $300 each just to be able to eat, luckily i've clawed my way back to 1.5 btc and my depression is a lot better, still fucked up all my relationships

>> No.5444912

>>5444747

It sucks because I love my family. I especially love my home state more than where I live now but my career is doing great. But as much as I love them, I can't stand to be around them. I only visit once a year, and they don't even bother to pick me up from the airport. They just tell me to take the bus. We're not rich, but damn we're not that poor.

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>>5444743
feel free to elaborate.

>> No.5445048

>>5443712
They're asleep and were waiting to go to Church together

>> No.5445078

>>5443712
I'm not close with my family. My parents are divorced, and my dad is the only one I ever talk to, and even that's rare. But he's kind of a friendless loser too, I don't think he ever talks to anyone either. Maybe I'll give him a call.

>> No.5445125

>>5443755
This so fucking much. It pissed me off to the point where I barely talk to them anymore

>> No.5445136

I'm not going to spend all day with people.
A few hours is enough lol

>> No.5445148

>>5443712
>Why are you on /biz/?
trash is too slow

>> No.5445150

I just fapped and now I'm sittin on toilet trying to pre. I'm done now bed time

>> No.5445181

>>5443712
pink wojacks

>> No.5445198

>>5445004
not a street shitter obviously but nothing exciting either, I teach art at the AAS.

>> No.5445203

>>5443768
Well at last you are honest

>> No.5445239

>>5443755
this

>> No.5445307

>>5443805
Hey like... I don’t know (high as fück rn)
U got this

>> No.5445341

>>5444474
Bump

>> No.5445357

>>5444740
Audibly kek'd. And now I have to explain why to my family.

>> No.5445534

>>5444740
lmfao

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>>5444740

>Get rid of Ireland

Audibly kek'd but right there with you senpai.

>> No.5445844

>>5444519
>>5444482
Can confirm. Boomers and industrializing 3rd world fucked us all. Only way out is a bloodbath.

Food isn't the solution, it's the fucking problem. Unlimited resource availability leads to exponential growth. Exponential growth catastrophically exceeds carrying capacity.

We will go down not from lack of anything, but poisoned by our own excess. Global climate is not the problem, # of humans is.

>> No.5445872

Im a jew

>> No.5445879

>>5445844
t. Thomas Malthus

>> No.5445904

Its my birthday
Ask me anything on where i failed at life

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>>5443712
Got pneumonia. Couldn't visit my aging folks. Feels bad man.

>> No.5445927

>>5443712
I'm a phone poster. Just browsing while I'm being driven to my relatives.

>> No.5445954

>>5444233
It's so idyllic, senpai

>> No.5445967

Depression

>> No.5445992

Because I sleep in my car and the state with my family is too cold so I drove south.
We're not at all close anyway.

>>5443740
And this. Merry Christmas, 4chan.

>> No.5446009

I'm alone and desu I thought there would be a giveaway or at least I could catch one

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>>5444740
>So I asked her why the fuck we don't get rid of Ireland instead.

>> No.5446066

Cos in Russia we don't celebrate this shit catolic 25.12 "Christmas"
We have our own glorious 7.1 Christmas, which nakes perfect sense, cos your Christ is born at 1 year BEFORE CHRIST

>> No.5446082

Cash rules everything around me

Get da money, Dolla Dolla bill yall

>> No.5446111

Went to visit my parents. Am spending the night at their house. They are asleep. I am awake. It is 11:15 PM. Time to drink alone.

>> No.5446112

Doing night care for my family. Definitely not ideal - strokes are a real bitch. Take good care of your health everyone!

>> No.5446117

every girlfriend i've ever had has betrayed me. left me. i live alone. i contemplate suicide. i'm almost fully bald now. i'm not an extrovert. i don't like leaving the house. i had one really hot girlfriend for a couple years but she left me for other men. a year later we tried again but she left me on thanksgiving. i'm unlovable

>> No.5446138

>>5445844
Shouldn't you be busy exploiting Africa?

>> No.5446146
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5446146

I'm indian

>> No.5446148

>>5446117
This is
>biz
In a nutshell

>> No.5446149

I'm sick of being a wage slave and have been lurking for a few weeks trying to figure this shit out so I can invest wisely and live comfortably.

>> No.5446166

>>5443712
Was hoping for some pink wojaks, need a laugh before midnight mass

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>>5444740
Your mum is right though

>> No.5446203

>>5444409
This. Where else on earth can i find people that watche anime, trade crypto, rant about Jews and the Fed, believe conspiracies, workout, have a 12" dick and make 200k/year as a chef at Wendys? Love you all.

>> No.5446225

>>5446117
>>5446148
>>>/r9k/
>>>/fit/
>>>/pol/
>>>r/MGTOW
>>>r/asianmasculinity
Get this fag shit outta here.

>> No.5446247

>>5444621
>>5444747
I feel you too brehs, doing the visit now by public transport. It's just not worth it, if only I could get myself estranged somehow.

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>>5444740
>I sperged at dinner a bit because my mother said that bitcoin consumed more energy than Ireland and that we should get rid of it. So I asked her why the fuck we don't get rid of Ireland instead.

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>>5444672

>> No.5446401

>>5446117
>I’m unlovable
Sounds like your own fault.

>> No.5446454

I'm just waiting for my daughter and son-in-law to call so I can sneak over in my Santa suit and let my grandchildren see Santa putting gifts under the tree!

>> No.5446484

>>5443712
I'm high off my ass on LSD and I just finished watching Ping Pong the Animation, that was literally life changing

>> No.5446497

I bought my little brother 100 LINK for Christmas. I told him to hold onto it and not sell until it hits $100. He doesn't know anything about crypto, so holding it shouldn't be a problem. Easiest Christmas present ever.

>> No.5446519

>>5443712
With family doing shit and looking at charts

>> No.5446522

>>5443755
This. Live your own fucking life, forget about every other cunt.

>> No.5446550

What a shit gift, that will be $1 in a years time

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I live in Japan and my gf is at work. We’re doing gifts tonight.

>> No.5447034

>>5443712

I value money more than family.

>> No.5447162

>>5444233
This made me happy to see

>> No.5447425

>>5443712
Nothing went wrong, got my cat on my lap just chillin.

>> No.5447462

>>5446203
it's nto a rant, it's the truth.

>> No.5447483

>>5443800
This

>> No.5447546

>>5444233
That sounds fucking awful.

>> No.5447578

>>5444474
Dis

Except I have a gf.

>> No.5447652

>>5444740
Should have said something something potato nigger.

>> No.5447669

fuck christmas

>> No.5447691

>>5446066
Christmas doesn't even have anything to do with Christ. Shit was added after Rome.

>> No.5447699

>>5443768
no you're not, we love you brother, carry on

>> No.5447718

>>5445078
h>>5445078
hell yeah dude do ett

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Already got Christmas with the family out of the way today, and besides, most of them were just on their phones or talking about pop culture anyway.

>> No.5447760

>>5444233

Hardcore larping right here.

I would have believed you if you said you were a CEO or something like that, but a guy with a family living a good life? HAHAHAHAHA.

>> No.5447771

>>5443805
Welcome to the party, now man the fuck up, we're running cultures now son!

>> No.5447829

It's nearly 7 am, I woke up with a hangover and I just want a lil phone time

Leave me alone pepe

>> No.5447855

>tfw consistently underperformed by every measure for the past decade
is there any chance of full recovery? Is it even possible to turn things around after such a long steady decline?

>> No.5447986

>>5443768
Luv you Anon, you're not a loser, keep trying and you'll make it

>> No.5448192

>>5444568
>instead of going to normie book

I feel like others wonder what I do on my phone since I'm never active or know what is happening on social media..

>> No.5448918

I have no excuse, anon. Made myself lonely in life by my own design. Rn waking up and this is first thing I do. I have a love/hate relationship with my life.

>> No.5449102

>>5443712
Because I am on the toilets and after checking out blockfolio I saw that I was back in the green after this eventful week.

>> No.5449169

>>5444233
Where is this? It looks really beautiful and nice.

>> No.5449275

>>5445954
Its peaceful
>>5447162
I'm glad anon
>>5447546
Ok grinch
>>5447760
I've been on 4chan well over 10 years mate, some of us made it.
>>5449169
New Zealand

>> No.5449900

>>5444740
Good answer.

>> No.5449916

>>5443712
Got done playing some Overwatch and the bump in the ETH/BTC ratio piqued my curiosity. wanted to see if anyone else on /biz was going to talk about it or just keep shilling shitcoins...

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>>5444740
>get rid of ireland

>> No.5450002

>>5444525
Every hotel desk clerk can get you alcohol in the middle east. Just ask. It's their extra income

>> No.5450035

>>5443712
>25
>got sick when I was 21
>family acted like assholes about it, thought I was faking or something
>cut them off and finished college
>just graduated
>absolutely no family or friends besides my mom
>every holiday I just watch horror movies on netflix and surf 4chan

I don't know. I don't want to live but I don't want to die.

>> No.5450052

Laying in bed after an op.
Cant move without needles of pain shooting down my leg.
Merry fucking christmas fags

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>>5444740
>why don't we get rid of ireland instead

every 4channer

>> No.5450111

Nice poll we have here. 95% of you are normies.

>> No.5450120

>>5443712
I'm estranged from my family

>> No.5450171

Christmas night atm. Ate a shitload of food had a coupla bevvies then i passed out on the couch. then dad woke me up and we went to my Uncle/Aunties and my successful rich uncle argued with me about bitcoins then had some more desert and coupla more bevvies. Now im home.

>> No.5450172

I have diarrhea from eating REAL kobe beef. Also im alcohol intolerant (drank hibiki 12) so im farting super hard.

Merry Christmas