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Is a pee bottle a good investment?
Asking for a friend.

>> No.54423002

>>54422962
If you go camping yes to avoid skinwalkers outside your tent at night.

>> No.54423008

>>54422962
It's not just a meme?
Why do people do this?

>> No.54423025

I water my trees and flowers with piss. Great high nitrogen fertilizer.

>> No.54423105

>>54423008
Tastes good after you let it sit for a week or so

>> No.54423132

>>54423008
Getting up to go to bathroom ruins your sleep. Personally I have a window besides my bed that I go through to avoid the walk to the bathroom.

>> No.54423186

>>54422962
how do they use such a small nozzle pee bottle? is this just tip to neck contact on a rug floor? what a daredevil i prefer a full jar so I can dunk right in cant miss

>> No.54423202

>>54423132
Post pic of bed pee pee set up

>> No.54423217

>>54423008
They don't want you to know this, but your pee contains sugars and yeast and leaving your pee in a bottle for a while creates wine

>> No.54423219

>>54422962
yes, if you can be sure nobody will find it that would hinder your reputation. i would jump at the chance to have a large bottle to piss in rather than having to go to the bathroom in the place i am currently<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

>> No.54423229

I bought a yellow nalgene at the thrift store for 1 dollar and that's my pee jar.

>> No.54423234

>>54422962
High nitrate fertilizer. You can also process it into explosives.

>> No.54423240

>>54422962
Yes and the REASON they are such a good investment is you can find them on the ground or in garbage cans and then you don't have to pee in the hole in the wall which will lead to costly repairs.

>> No.54423246
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>>54422962
Yes

>> No.54423254
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>>54423202
It’s nothing fancy, my bed is just next to a window like pic rel. i just slide the curtains out of the way, crank window open, lean forward while peeing so no pee dribbles on windowsill. The window is also facing backyard so I have privacy from neighbours. I get up to pee 2-3 times a night as I like to stay hydrated and this makes my life alot easier

>> No.54423271

>>54423025
Don't you have to let it sit for a few weeks? How do you know when it's ready?

>> No.54423287

>>54423132
Imagine waking up at 12am and seeing your neighbor pissing through the window.

>> No.54423317

>>54423025
>>54423234
>>54423271
you CAN add pee/shit directly to plants, and allow it to compost real time by the worms/bacteria under said plants. but first world chads will compost first, then add the compost. peeing on a compost pile is literally liquid gold.

>> No.54423336

>>54423317
Matter of fact, someone could probably make a lot of money integrating a public toilet system with a farm, and getting free fertilizer through it.

>> No.54423338

>>54422962
A lot of the guys going into oilfield can’t pass a piss test so they have a buddy “help them”. So yes, you can sell piss
t. Albertafag

>> No.54423362

>>54422962
Pee bottle is not lazy enough, you will at some point fill up your living space with bottles. Piss off the front porch. It feels great to piss in open air, and you have nothing to clean up.

>> No.54423363

>>54423132
>to avoid the walk to the bathroom.
Why? What is wrong with walking to the bathroom?

>> No.54423365

>>54422962
fuck I've been trying to quit but this thread might just make me pick it up again. Still have one vintage dark amber-colored pee bottle in the bathroom.

>> No.54423400

>>54423317
>>54423336
this is correct, i have a pot plant in the corner of my room that i fertilize daily with a big runny shit

it seems to react really well to my high sugar diet

>> No.54423504

>>54423008
you'll understand when you're older.

>> No.54423512

>>54423363
it's far

>> No.54423524

Women would also do this if they could aim. Hypocrites as usual.

>> No.54423549

>>54422962
it's almost as if that bitch doesn't care about CLIMATE CHANGE. saving water makes. a. difference. and quite frankly she should take up pissing in a bottle/jar/bucket too unless she wants to continue being part of the problem.

>> No.54423560

>>54423132
having a pisspot in your bedroom so you didnt have to go any further used to be very normal
its modern senses that are wrong, but they are incapable of seeing this

>> No.54423636

>>54423560
True, my grandma used to keep it under her bed

>> No.54423647
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54423647

>>54423008

I knew a guy that had a jar of piss on his shelf as a decoration in his bedroom.

>> No.54423705

>>54423560
That's because people used to shit in outhouses or live in tenement buildings that had one toilet everyone shared.

>> No.54423733

>>54423186
Based big peepee dunker

>> No.54423977
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54423977

>>54423008
never understood the bottle thing, but i do often piss in a cup, but always empty it out.

>> No.54424187

>>54423008
i don't do it like that

Main reason. I have a noise issue in the house. To reach the bathroom, I have to open my bedroom door which makes a LOUD farting friction sound. I have to move across a creaky wood floor to reach the bathroom, and the bathroom fan makes a lot of noise. Then walking back makes noise. And when I close the bedroom door it doesn't close all the way properly. So I have to practically slam it closed. It's just a disaster.

So I just pee in waterbottles and dispense it into a trashbin. I always throw it away every garbage pickup. When I make it. I'll have my own home and can walk to the bathroom all I want without concern.

>> No.54424202

>>54422962
yea the pee bottle thing is a passive aggressive thing roommates do when they don't like you and don't want to leave their bedroom to have to even see you. i just had a roommate move out without saying anything and left tons of pee bottles in his room that i had to carry out to the dumpster.

>> No.54424262

>>54423254
this user is French

>> No.54424568

>>54423254
not normal. you have sleep apnea or some other sleep disorder

>> No.54424680
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>> No.54424831

clean it up jannie

>> No.54424893

>>54423008
is a american thing, americans are so fat and lazy to walk to the bathroon so they piss in bottles until they ran out of bottles/space<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

>> No.54424937

>>54424893
Is this "powered by..." the new triforce?

>> No.54425062

>>54423008
You've never play online Poker 16 tables at a time?

>> No.54425087

>>54423363
Anons are fat as fuck and also borderline retarded. Common sense is not part of the anon mind.

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54425137

>>54423008
Ever heard of poopsocking?
It's where you're grinding away at an MMO, and you shit in a sock so you don't waste time away from the game

>> No.54425201

>>54422962
Post the webm

>> No.54425238

>>54423008
I used to do this as a kid
Can't speak for everyone but I was overweight and had severe social anxiety
I didn't like being around or even bumping into my parents or my chad/stacey siblings.

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54425255

>this thread

>> No.54425259

>>54423363
In forms you have to go through fully lit hallways to get to the bathroom

>> No.54425265

>>54425259
*dorms

>> No.54425295

>>54423186
Mickey's big mouth peers RISE UP
Normally if I'm hammered I have to cut it off mid-stream and get another bottle, though, which kinda sucks. But I've heard doing that helps you last longer fucking?

>> No.54425334

>>54423132
My older brother did this, the screen part of the window was visibly thinner with the metal partially corroded I guess and the bushes across the walkway outside were dying because he pissed right out the window like three feet outward.

>> No.54425394
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54425394

>>54425334
>corrosive piss that melts steel beams and kills plants
Americans.

>> No.54425419

>>54423008
social anxiety/bad relations with parents/depression it can be anything. i did it when i was depressed and didn't need to leave my room

>> No.54425461

>>54425255
WHY ARE THEY DOING THIS

>> No.54426688
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54426688

>>54422962
i graduated a long time ago from being confined to pissing in bottles.
now i have two tall kitchen trash cans in my home office room.
one is for garbage and the other is an emergency piss can.
sometimes i'll make the maid service empty the piss can.
other times if it smells too bad i'll take it and dump it in the toilet myself.
i never let it get too full but it saves a great deal of time because u dont have to "aim your dick into a bottle"
ur just pissing in a trash can with no liner.
gotta bleach the piss can about once a month though.
im very open and vocal about my piss can as its the final evolution of Emergency Pissing while working on time sensitive things at a computer workstation.

my net worth is higher than everyone ITT put together.
>lick my shid encrusted ayynus on the $2 kneepads (You) call your entire networth niggers
i am literally Schloppy.

>> No.54426814

>>54423008
get the fuck out of my board

>> No.54426938

>>54426688
Wouldn't a standard 5 gallon bucket be a little more convenient? They come with lids so you won't spill and there would be less smell. The handle should allow for easier dumping. It might even fit under your desk if you have enough space. shit you could probably get one of those lids with the smaller threaded hole and then you could just put your dong in there and blast away and when you go to dump it it's really easy to pour.

>> No.54426944

>>54422962
sauce on op video plz

>> No.54427003

>>54426938
this guy gets it

>> No.54427044

>>54422962
Yes, fermented urine can be used for making saltpeter which is an ingredient in black powder. If SHTF and we need to make a primitive firearm then piss jugs will be a very good investment, IIRC the urine needs to ferment for about a year

>> No.54427064

>>54424937
What's a triforce?

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>>54426944
Same.
Ernesto Orr needs to see the video

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54427289

>Browses /biz/
>doesnt own personal Piss Bottle

https://designerbrand.co/products/personal-piss-bottle-pro-edition

>> No.54427331

>>54423132
no it fucking doesnt. Not unless youre fat and a walk to the bathroom is like running a marathon for you

>> No.54427888

>>54423008
i did it for some time because of my roomate situation. didnt want to disturb anyone in the middle of the night. plus it was hard going to to sleep after. your heart rate goes up and the bright bathrooms lights are bad.

>> No.54428089

>>54422962
how could someone pee into a a bottle with a narrow mouth? micropenis?

>> No.54428102

>>54422962
yes i unironically showed my government now i have a pension for being retarded
literal $1 million profit lmao

>> No.54428117

>>54428089
wow, a real female on biz

>> No.54428121

>>54423977
i need a 2L milk bottle minimum to prevent overflow

>> No.54428184

>>54422962
I once flicked a cigarette while laning and when I looked up 10 minutes later my floor was on fire. If I didn't have that piss bottle to dump all over it I would have had to miss at least three waves of cs while putting it out.

>> No.54428199

>>54428089
For other anons, is the post above due to no common sense or low spatial IQ?

>> No.54428200

>>54423105
No it doesn't. Piss is like life. It just gets worse with time
:(

>> No.54428203

>>54427888
>bright bathrooms lights are bad.
I keep a small nightlight in my bathroom so I don't need to turn on main lights at night.

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54428622

>>54423002
>If you go camping yes to avoid skinwalkers outside your tent at night.
They are real!? I thought it was a myth to be afraid of jews because they are space lizards which take the appearance of powerful people to suck the world dry.

>> No.54428641

>>54423219
I have a big pissbucket in my room to not erncounter some jew because it might suck me dry on my way to the toilet. I clean it with vinegar acid occasionally.<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

>> No.54428700

>>54423400
imagine the smell

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54428804

>>54425137
one time I had to take a shit in a flower pot because the toilet was occupied for a long time it was either shit yourself in the pants , shit on the floor, shit in the street or shit in the pot which was the lesser evil
good fertilizer

>> No.54428842

>>>/diy/2550955

>> No.54429247

>>54423008
If you're a hikkineet, to avoid seeing people if you live with family and are not on neetbuxx.

>> No.54429276

>>54423002
Hello /k/

>> No.54429312

>>54423008
no, it's not a meme.
laziness. some people have bad hygiene and are willing to live in their own filth. it's quite pathetic.

>> No.54429417

>>54423002
Skinwalkers arent real. Please pee in the woods like a normal person

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>>54429417

>> No.54429438

>>54423132
Basado.

>> No.54429593

>>54427044
You're supposed to pee on a haystack to make nitrocellulose and it doesn't take a year.

>> No.54429604

>>54423008
Fuckin way of the road