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Is there something wrong with ordering chicken and dumplings on a first date or something

>> No.54417817

>>54417803
It’s just a very unattractive thing to eat. Go for something light. NEVER do noodles on a first date either

>> No.54417839

>>54417817
> go on a date with someone with the intention of seeing their fully-exposed asshole inches from your face
> get upset because they slurp their noodles
bruh

>> No.54417841

>>54417803
Sushi/raw bar turns it into a slip and slide down there

>> No.54417847

pie
chips
gravy
"waiter thats not enough gravy"
swimming in gravy
"oi garson thats still not enough gravy"
simple as

>> No.54417856

>>54417839
I hate when people slurp their noodles. Only asians do this. There is a chink at my workplace that I internally call "slurpy" for this reason

>> No.54417861

>>54417803
>date
i hope you re paying for her dinner. she will go see chad for sex after dinner

>> No.54417905

>>54417803
No you're just ugly. Chad can eat whatever he wants.

>> No.54417914

>>54417839
they don't see your face when you're slurping their ass

>> No.54417948 [DELETED] 

>>54417905

They think you're but you're not,

Chad could netflix & chill as a date and get away with it