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[Anonymous No.54395128]

>work crush mentioned she has a boyfriend

[Anonymous No.54395204]

>>54395128
time to get her fired

[Anonymous No.54395343]

>>54395128
Just a boyfriend? Not a problem.

[Anonymous No.54395366]

>>54395204
>>54395343
My work crush is a man , trans btw not sure if it matters.

[Anonymous No.54395385]

>>54395128
Fuck her boyfriend in the ass and then tell her he's gay.

[Anonymous No.54395554]

if you ever want to fuck with your workplace put a positive pregnancy test near a trash can (clearly visible) in the office bathroom and watch chaos unfold. coworkers will talk so much shit about each other behind the back its going to be kino.

[Anonymous No.54395581]

>>54395128
You never stood a chance. Women will never mention a boyfriend or husband around you if they are interested in you. Their friend group will be on the same page.

[Anonymous No.54395653]

>>54395128
so?, either she's truly not available or dont want anything with you.
just find someone else.

[Anonymous No.54395879]

>>54395128
>work crush (that has a bf) invited me to her apt.
Don't do it, bros.

[Anonymous No.54396104]

>>54395554
sounds fun but how do i get a positive pregnancy test if i can't get laid?

[Anonymous No.54396127]

Just shoot your shot playa

[Anonymous No.54396395]

>>54395128
>working one on one with qt3.14 newly graduated work crush
>work crush mentions she has a boyfriend
>immediately corrects herself and says ex boyfriend

>captcha OHMYYY

[Anonymous No.54396467]

>>54395128
Anon you need to learn the art of being a bitch
Set up situations where you can subtly piss women off without them being able to call you out on it.
>Hey BITCH can you help me open this jar?
“What you can’t open it yourself?”
*she opens it*
>ah thanks if only my hands were larger and rougher I’d have an easier time opening these things. Thanks!

[Anonymous No.54396477]

So?
Women cheat with the guy at work all the time, I'd say it's by far the most common place they do it.

[Anonymous No.54396517]

>>54395128
maybe get a life outside of work you loser.

[Anonymous No.54396539]

>>54396127

Ok, I took my shot. Let's see how it goes. Fingers crossed!

[Anonymous No.54396549]

>>54395128
>tfw she brings it up out of nowhere when you just say "hi" and "good morning".

[Anonymous No.54396564]

>>54395128
MOVE ON MAN
MOVE THA FUCK OHHHN

[Anonymous No.54396588]

>>54396104
Crush up birth control pills on the test, that might trigger it since it tricks the woman into thinking they're pregnant

[Anonymous No.54397259]

>>54395128
>start a new job
>some woman I have actually zero interest in tells me unprovoked that she has a boyfriend
>it came off like she thinks shes really hot shit and expects me to hit on her
>shes actually like 27 and already about to hit the wall at hypersonic speeds so my interest is actually very low
>the longer I have to sit in the same office with her and listen to her retarded conversations the more I begin hating her
>some weeks go by
>other female coworker sees me outside hugging my cute young sister
>she thought we were kissing and told everyone in the office that I have a really hot gf
>I keep them thinking that and dont tell them them that it was my sis
>the walled roastie is extremely mad and gets super jealous from this news and begins to treat me worse
>shes talking shit behind my back and trying to get other coworkers to be against me, spreads all kinds of rumors that get me into trouble
>one day her boyfriend picks her up from the office
>her boyfriend is shorter than me and has bitchtits and is very noticably balding
>she seethes when seeing us next to each other as I am clearly superior
>months later I got lucky and hit it big with my investments so wagecucking became obsolete to me and I left
>later hear from ex coworker bro that the walled roastie got knocked up by some manlet coworker from the other department that was orbiting her for years
>later turns out the kid has some sort of mental disability
>found out from excoworker bro that even after all these years she asked about me and how I'm doing

[Anonymous No.54397648]

>>54395581
what about exboyfriend

[Anonymous No.54397700]

>>54395128
>work crush
If you have a crush on a woman you are a failure

[Anonymous No.54397751]

>>54395128
How long she had this problem? What’s her man got to do with you?

[Anonymous No.54397753]

>>54395128
I remember my last work crush. I never even saw her face as I rolled over her in the forklift.

[Anonymous No.54397812]

>>54395128
she doesn't really, but it won't be you either
>t.had work crushes before

[Anonymous No.54397842]

>>54395128
hey no worries buddy just become an established rapper and poach her through instagram. worked for my girl

[Anonymous No.54397856]

>>54397753
Kek

[Anonymous No.54397959]

>>54397259
>the walled roastie is extremely mad and gets super jealous from this news and begins to treat me worse

God I hate this. My female boss had an obvious crush on me and would flirt with me but I wasn't interested *She was a gross whore* but I never rejected her because I wanted to keep my job. Till she saw me flirting with another, younger co-worker. Then she was extremely pissy at me from then on and eventually drummed up some bullshit excuse to fire me. Fucking hate having females as bosses now.

[Anonymous No.54398253]

>My job is supervising a girl who does nothing but constantly fuck up
>Can't get her fired because she's the company owner's niece
>Have to fix all her messes
>She always shifts the blame on other people
God I hate working with women. The concept of responsibility is absolutely alien to most of them.