/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.54389254]

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://exhentai.org/tag/character:Fuyutsuki
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for BOIL Bhenchods
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.forexfactory.com/calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://finsight.com/bond-screener/corporate-bonds

>Previous
https://boards.4channel.org/biz/thread/54386859#bottom

[Anonymous No.54389261]

>>54389204
https://youtu.be/4vvBAONkYwI
https://youtu.be/4vvBAONkYwI
Britney songs do this to me. I was utterly depressed back then during high school but for some odd reason I miss those days. It could just be because I am 36 years old now and 16 year old me had no clue how good he had it.

[Anonymous No.54389274]

Reposting hoping the guy that works at FRC responds and says something about the behind the scenes or what attitudes are like?

[Anonymous No.54389280]

>>54389274
Ahem. Can you elaborate further?

[Anonymous No.54389286]

>>54389274
>>54389257

[Anonymous No.54389311]

>>54389261
I genuinely miss the 2000's. The music was kino, I had great times. Teen love, parties, easy gym gains, I enjoyed them and have moved on, but damn it was a great time to be alive.

https://youtu.be/wf421JsG004
https://youtu.be/wf421JsG004
https://youtu.be/wf421JsG004

[Anonymous No.54389341]

>stock market very risky
>people choose willingly to take out calls on shit like natural gas because "it can't keep going down"
>it does

[Anonymous No.54389351]

>>54389311
It was a better time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roPQ_M3yJTA

[Anonymous No.54389360]

>>54389341
Hey it worked out for the Nvidia dip slurpers

[Anonymous No.54389364]

when will it go down again?

[Anonymous No.54389375]

>>54389311
>hanging out with all those pretty millennial chicks before they fucking lost their damn minds and got buckbroken by younger, thinner zoomer chicks
>now you're here with retards in a dying economy in a crab market waiting for something to happen
Oil is going down btw.

[Anonymous No.54389379]

>>54389364
I was supposed to go down already. It refuses.

[Anonymous No.54389384]

>>54389375
>Oil is going down btw.
So, recession then.

[Anonymous No.54389385]

>oil just going in a straight line

[Anonymous No.54389387]

Democracy is when we persecute you for your political beliefs, chud.

[Anonymous No.54389392]

>>54389360
Nvidia is the most valuable company in america, soon they'll have a range of full conductors which have built in chatbots- the most valuable commodities in the universe!

[Anonymous No.54389406]

https://youtu.be/FYGTT7YhywA
https://youtu.be/FYGTT7YhywA

I stopped drinking and have been working out for the past 2 months. Getting fucking yoked bros. BUY UONE for NIGGERTEENTH. Don't be a fucking retard. Make the easiest money.

[Anonymous No.54389409]

>>54389341
I'd rather lose 40% on BOIL bags than put up with another fucking cycle of "oh no, SPY's 390" -> "oh wow, SPY's 400" -> "oh no, SPY's 390 again".

[Anonymous No.54389420]

Thoughts on shorting AZO? They're way overleveraged for this kind of an environment.

[Anonymous No.54389424]

>>54389409
I am tired of people overreacting to this crab range too but there's no way you believe what you're saying

[Anonymous No.54389431]

Can't wait to see the fresh mumu pivooooooooot cope after you niggers get DUMPED ON. BULL TRAP.

[Anonymous No.54389435]

>>54389351
>>54389375
Most of gen z will never know what it feels like to have a woman make this face while in your presence. I'm 35 now but in this pic I was in my early 20's. I genuinely feel bad for zoomers. Dating apps destroyed real life. I wasn't always a loser ya know...

[Anonymous No.54389437]

>>54389424
It's absolutely true. This world's even more fucked than 2020 and 2022 and we can't even get any market action? Fucking bullshit.

[Anonymous No.54389466]

>>54389424
>>54389437
>stocks have entered into a permanently high plateau

[Anonymous No.54389470]

>>54389435
>just being a random jerkoff
>big titty southern girl just starts hanging out with you, just because she wants your cock desperately
They were better times. And now they're all single moms trying to poison the well for men over 25 getting with women under 25. Sad! Just like Intel's performance since november vs. Nvidia!

[Anonymous No.54389491]

>>54389466
Stocks are fucked for the short term because inflation keeps the market high at a time when it should dump, but bad market conditions prevent it from making a new all time high. Like the market in Obongo's second term until Trumo became president.

[Anonymous No.54389511]

>>54389435
Rocker is that you?

[Anonymous No.54389519]

hypercrab until september/october gigdump
>your’re welcome

[Anonymous No.54389528]

the year is 2088 and you've just been permanently banned from the wired for having in excess of 1488 antisemitic thoughts in a day. this is a problem because you are currently a majority FunkoPop share holder, and now have no way of dumping your bags without triggering your suicide collar.

[Anonymous No.54389535]

>>54389511
of course it is. I was a young man once too

[Anonymous No.54389558]

You boughted, right anon?

[Anonymous No.54389559]

Inflation going down in Germany, DAXlong bros we are eating well this year. Legit, how do you even short DAX? The retard strength of European indices completely invalidates any strategy

[Anonymous No.54389574]

>>54389558
I never stopped buying.

[Anonymous No.54389580]

>>54389435
I was a perma virgin until 2005 but it was still a better time. Especially LAN parties on Q3 and Warcraft 3.

[Anonymous No.54389621]

I'm gonna lose my 3.5k today. It's over bros

[Anonymous No.54389636]

>>54389519
Bonds say August.

[Anonymous No.54389646]

Just took a shit after my morning cig' and coffee. Ready to start the day

[Anonymous No.54389658]

>>54389580
putting on my JNCO's now

https://youtu.be/mt84J7U75e0
https://youtu.be/mt84J7U75e0
https://youtu.be/mt84J7U75e0

[Anonymous No.54389670]

Tell me about
PLATINUM MINER STOCKS
ANIME GIRL PISS (urinium)
CHAINLINK
and your favorite SHORTS

[Anonymous No.54389751]

BASED EUROPEANS ITS ALL GREEN

[Anonymous No.54389756]

my grandparents kissed each other today in front of me. Ive never seen them do this or any intimate behavior before. How am I supposed to react to this?

[Anonymous No.54389778]

>>54389364
Soon

[Anonymous No.54389795]

I feel nauseated thinking about the future

Something ain't right, I just don't feel too good Anons, I think the timeline shifted again...

[Anonymous No.54389807]

Yields....

[Anonymous No.54389815]

>>54389807
are yields real

[Anonymous No.54389823]

>>54389807
Fake blushing... fuckin whore. Plus those exposed feet. Absolutely horrible
Bros, let's give bobos a minute of silence.

[Anonymous No.54389830]

STOP PUMPING STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.54389848]

>>54389795
based stein gate enjoyer
I too feel it's completely artificial. something has to give up, but nothing happens. If nothing gives up, the inflation will keep going. they fought the fed and they won

[Anonymous No.54389859]

>>54389420
https://finsight.com/bond-screener/corporate-bonds?products=HYC%2CIGC&regions=USOA&hash=772c31c742ee8f83839765989ce1d251d96c2ba1&q=autozone they don't seem THAT leveraged to me. Likely won't have another round of buybacks but they've already bought back so much of their stock I don't see it moving around much.

[Anonymous No.54389861]

The Americana golems really shot themselves in the foot by weaponizing the dollar huh?
Only left to see Saudis join BRICS/move away from dollar and its literally over.

https://www.barrons.com/news/china-brazil-strike-deal-to-ditch-dollar-for-trade-8ed4e799

[Anonymous No.54389872]

>>54389670
Is LINK worth working for? Kinda want a second moonlight job.

[Anonymous No.54389874]

>>54389830
why wouldnt you want stocks to go up? we're making so much money anon!

[Anonymous No.54389886]

>>54389874
THE SECOND I FLIP LONG IT'S GOING TO DUMP

[Anonymous No.54389888]

>>54389815
Yes

[Anonymous No.54389892]

>>54389886
Time to take one for the team

[Anonymous No.54389895]

>>54389861
If Saudis move away from US then I can see US starting to fund all sorts of jihadi and rebel groups again. Would be a fucking mess.

[Anonymous No.54389903]

hello sirs are we pumping today?

[Anonymous No.54389905]

Fuck the ECB, has given up on fighting inflation. Openly saying they will look at financial stabilty (markets, not consumers). ECB can never be trusted again, always bet against them.

[Anonymous No.54389937]

>>54389895
Its very interesting when and how will the US respond. Certainly things right now are moving at a rapid pace against them.

[Anonymous No.54389943]

>>54389895
Would be fucking based is what you are trying to say. Can't wait for those retarded oil cities to sink back into the sand.

[Anonymous No.54389954]

>>54389558
Of course, once the retards realize the bear market has been over for a while and the money printing will has resumed we are gonna explode straight back to new highs. SPY could easily hit 500 by end of year on all the short covering and FOMO

[Anonymous No.54389970]

>>54389954
>Return to normal.

[Anonymous No.54389980]

>>54389943
I mean, I personally wouldn't care much about middle east and what they do there, but I don't want more refugee shit do deal with in Europe.
Although, it would be funny if recession caused right wing parties to win, would they actually tighten the border controls?
They might, this recession might create way more antagonistic Europe and US. Watch for shit like Somalian pirates becoming a thing again, or jihadis gaining more traction.

[Anonymous No.54389984]

>>54389970
then short with 1000x leverage and become a billionaire

do u have what it takes

[Anonymous No.54389989]

>>54389970
Sorry sir, this is property of Mott Capital.

[Anonymous No.54389997]

>>54389943
While I agree with you whatever hurts the US is a sight for sore eyes.

[Anonymous No.54390001]

>>54389970
You are waaaay off this was the first sell off and bear trap of the hyper bull market we are in.

SPY will be making new highs by EOY as they frantically cut rates and print trillions.

[Anonymous No.54390004]

It's retarded how you actually can't really lose as a bull except you are actually retarded, but even then you are right 1-2 years later.

[Anonymous No.54390012]

>>54389980
If the pessimists end up being correct and the brutal economic collapse some predict does materialize, the political landscape in the west will likely turn on its head. What that would actually mean for border controls and antagonism, no idea.

[Anonymous No.54390036]

>>54390004
what part of “the indexes always go up” don’t you understand?

A dollar in 1964 is worth nearly 40$ right now and that number grows every year. At current inflation rates In thirty years SPY will be a split adjusted $24,000 before dividends conservatively. Sure renting a 150sqft pod will probably be 30k per month but even still. Stocks are going mind boggling lay higher. Own stocks or be left poorer and poorer every day forever.

[Anonymous No.54390079]

>>54389435
You had a brief moment in wich you were young enough to not be totally ugly and it was the best time you've ever had. This is the case for all losers. So in a way. You always have been a loser.

[Anonymous No.54390095]

The janny doesn’t clean the urinal at work unless I draw on it and add tape with dog hair.

[Anonymous No.54390111]

>>54389903
Go back to Liyue, Keqing skank. But yeah we are pumping big time. Inflation is going down and we have won

[Anonymous No.54390120]

Does DATA matter any more? If inflation goes lower= no rate hike =market pumps. If inflation higher = inflation =market pump. ???

[Anonymous No.54390138]

>>54390036
So many assumptions

[Anonymous No.54390174]

>>54390120
Inflation doesn't really matter all that much bro. Peoples' wages have increased dramatically and they just keep consuming more and more despite prices going off the rails. Most sectors relying on customer spending are making bank since they simply offloaded all their costs on us, the suckers that buy anything for any price.
FED and ECB are too pussy to actually change anything. Rates mostly affect poor people and startups, so nobody really cares.
Just look at companies' earnings and guidance and make decisions based off that.
At least that's how it is in europe

[Anonymous No.54390180]

>>54390004
>>54390036
the reason why stocks go up is because theyre a derivttive of GDP and business fundamentals, and both of those things trend upwards. in addition, you are rewarded with returns because holding stocks for a long time really sucks

[Anonymous No.54390193]

>>54390036
>what part of “the indexes always go up” don’t you understand?
Japan says hi

[Anonymous No.54390203]

If you're suicidal make sure to gamble it all on options first. Preferably 6 months out so you can change your mind even if you lose a lot of money

[Anonymous No.54390217]

INTC $90 EOY

[Anonymous No.54390219]

>>54390174
Yeah, I underestimated the Normies... They buy, they can't be stopped buying. Their life seems to revolve only around buying and consuming.

[Anonymous No.54390243]

>>54390193
I wonder where Japs invest, mostly foreign markets and maybe real estate in certain high demand areas?

[Anonymous No.54390257]

>>54390217
based on what?

[Anonymous No.54390290]

>>54390257
It was just revealed to me in a dream

[Anonymous No.54390293]

What do you think sounds better, "Bidenvilles" or "Joetowns"?

[Anonymous No.54390302]

>>54390290
im convinced !

[Anonymous No.54390377]

nothing can stop this fucking retard market from going higher
just ignore everything and slurp every dip

[Anonymous No.54390434]

>>54390293
Joestown

i'm heading to J-town meet me there

[Anonymous No.54390450]

>>54390203
Don't listen to this guy and draw out your suffering. 1 week tops

[Anonymous No.54390466]

So are algos gonna be fucking us bears for the next 2 months now? I still think there is a recessionary crash coming, doesn't matter about this gay golden cross. Mumus can laugh but fundamentally not much has changed.
I listed out some of the major reasons yesterday
>>54384268

[Anonymous No.54390470]

>MU absolutely fucked up earnings
>forward guidance is literally "it's getting worse"
>market shifts goalpost
>"hurr durr that's the bottom it can only get better let's buy the whole semi sector"
>MU top performer
can't make this shit up

[Anonymous No.54390478]

>>54390470
Just proves the market's irrationality right now

[Anonymous No.54390488]

>>54390377
inflation won, big banks won, consumers lost but they are ok with it. I mean, what can they do (except not buy for example)?

Banks were right fighting FED and ECB. Even if they fuck it up and formally lose, they will be saved and not really lose, so they can at least try and gamble and maybe win xfold

[Anonymous No.54390495]

>>54390478
>Micron Technology Inc. just reported its worst quarter in history, revealing more than $2 billion in losses in three months and its worst gross margin since the dot-com bust.
that's your proof and what you need to know before big banks earnings in 2 (two) weeks and big tech later
delusional at it finest

[Anonymous No.54390500]

>>54390293
Joetown sounds better.
>>54390470
And their executives are just scratching their heads.
>All because of AI hype.

[Anonymous No.54390582]

>>54390500
How is MU perceived as critical to AI? They're mainly known for their Crucial SSDs by consumers.

[Anonymous No.54390584]

>>54390470
Seems plenty logical to me. Cyclical? Exit liquidity? Market has already priced in everything bad last year as NASDAQ fell by 40%?

[Anonymous No.54390589]

>>54390582
Vram

[Anonymous No.54390625]

$JISM
$JISM
$JISM

[Anonymous No.54390630]

>>54390001
Are you saying "new paradigm"??

[Anonymous No.54390647]

oil bros.........by allah......we are back

[Anonymous No.54390660]

>>54390582
They don't have to be critical to be caught up in the mania. Also as this anon said >>54390589, you need VRAM for purpose made cards.

[Anonymous No.54390676]

>>54390584
EU data also worse today, markets don't care. Priced in?

[Anonymous No.54390684]

>>54390660
I think MU have their main business with big corps?
if they have such worse earnings their customers are doing good either

[Anonymous No.54390687]

>Google says Microsoft cloud practices are anti-competitive
https://www.reuters.com/technology/google-says-microsofts-cloud-practices-anti-competitive-slams-deals-with-rivals-2023-03-30/

Why are companies with an obsolete business model like this?

[Anonymous No.54390688]

>>54390180
and this is why you should buy china stocks

terminal growth rate of 4.5% >>>> 2%

[Anonymous No.54390693]

>>54390589
>>54390660
Now I regret not holding more. Oh well, there will always be a downturn.

>>54390676
Markets are delusional.
Make money off that, don't fight it.
You're not trying to prove the truth, you're trying to make money.

[Anonymous No.54390727]

>>54390676
Germany inflation lower by a significant margin, so yeah we're pumping. There is quite literally nothing to stop this bull market. ECB are pussies, banks are guaranteed bailout (if something goes wrong), and companies are making record earnings. So why wouldn't the market go to ATH?
Unless Putin decides to chuck a nuclear warhead on Ukraine, everything is pretty much priced in as far as I can see

[Anonymous No.54390728]

>>54390676
yeah we pump into US data which releases in 3 hrs...
it's "just" Jobless claims, GDP, PCE (fed's "favorite" inflation gauge) and consoomer spending
if data bad: muh inflation down
if data good: muh earnings up
nothing to worry about, the goalpost will be shifted anyway just buy everything

[Anonymous No.54390743]

>>54390727
>>54390727
Not core inflation. Also, if inflation was higher, the market probably would still pump. So what's your argument?

[Anonymous No.54390750]

Almost forgot what I was posting here for.
SELL AMD

[Anonymous No.54390774]

>>54390743
My argument is that inflation is getting normalized. Nobody, literally nobody (overexaggerating I know but it sounds good), cares about it. People are making too much money and only poor people are experiencing financial problems. Just keep placating normos and prolong core inflation as long as possible since inflation is good for the state (and companies and high income people).
My argument is that the market has called ECB out for being pussies and is pumping as a result

[Anonymous No.54390790]

So when is the crash bobo?

[Anonymous No.54390795]

>>54389807
But does that mean bond funds up?

[Anonymous No.54390808]

>>54390795
Not yet

[Anonymous No.54390813]

>>54390808
Interest on government borrowings in down, bond funds up?

[Anonymous No.54390825]

>>54390813
Yes when bond yields go down the price goes up witch increase the principle of bond funds


https://www.investopedia.com/terms/b/bondfund.asp

[Anonymous No.54390851]

>>54389392
>chatbots
Eurofag here.
Is it true that the newest trends among zoomers in the US are "dumb phones" (less screen time) and "cash stuffing" (less spontaneous spending)?
What are the financial implications of this? Short semiconductors, short credit card companies?

[Anonymous No.54390854]

>>54390825
Sorry if I have picked you up wrong on this, but why is that a bad thing then? From you post you were making it seem bad

[Anonymous No.54390873]

>>54390854
Because the yield curve is inverted
which means the fed is going be to cut rates soon, witch will be after some in the economy breaks

https://www.investopedia.com/terms/y/yieldcurve.asp

[Anonymous No.54390877]

>>54390774
>inflation is good for the state
Indeed, as long as national debt doesn't rise faster than money supply, basically it's a steady state. They've oderdone it a bit with govt spending in the last decades so now there needs to be approximately 50% inflation over the next few years to catch up. The past year was a good start.

[Anonymous No.54390920]

is it time to short nvidia. this is 2021 level of bubble

[Anonymous No.54390937]

>>54390790
9:45

[Anonymous No.54390947]

>>54390851
Do you want to trade based on zoomer trends? In a month they won't even remember "cash stuffing".

[Anonymous No.54390975]

>>54389254
It seems the python yfinance package is fucked and the yahoo api's too. Any quants here? I want an automated process to get income statements but I don't want to resolve to web scrapers.

[Anonymous No.54390989]

I'm just glad everything returned to normal

[Anonymous No.54391009]

>tfw got HEEMED yesterday having my put at 394
>see SPY is at 403
You know what, I might have gotten heemed, but at least I had the foresight to cut my losses lul

[Anonymous No.54391025]

>>54389254
Maybe this BRICS thing aint so bad lads...
https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1680161525706779.webm

[Anonymous No.54391026]

>1hr work call I'm in now
>15 mins on actual work stuff
>15 mins on climate change agenda
>15m on Ramadan
>15m on Vaisakhi

Lol, lmao.

[Anonymous No.54391124]

>>54390873
>Because the yield curve is inverted
>which means the fed is going be to cut rates soon
One does not follow the other

[Anonymous No.54391137]

Lol, remember when rocker bought spy puts two days ago? What a fucking loser and a nerd

[Anonymous No.54391148]

This gay market is basically chasing a rate cut. That's it. that's the bull case

[Anonymous No.54391153]

Why have we been going up these last few days? What is good about the current US economy?

[Anonymous No.54391154]

>>54391148
This

[Anonymous No.54391162]

https://youtu.be/v9E1bNad4ig

[Anonymous No.54391171]

>>54391148
lmao you are stupid
the bull case is that rates are priced in
with any sign of rate cut we would already be at ATH

[Anonymous No.54391173]

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[Anonymous No.54391257]

Show me those 3/31 SPY $400 puts anon
I want to see

[Anonymous No.54391304]

>>54391257
https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/SPY230331P00400000/chart

[Anonymous No.54391307]

Curiositystream up 20%+ in the last 24 hours.

[Anonymous No.54391327]

>>54391153
>>54391148
America is the most superior country in the world and every day is a better day in America

How do you not understand this? Bad things happening to America is very rare and out of character. Always say to yourself "what does this look like with America as the winner?". Because America is the winner.

[Anonymous No.54391329]

Why aren't we up more?

[Anonymous No.54391338]

BUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUY

[Anonymous No.54391390]

SI

[Anonymous No.54391449]

How are you colonizers feeling now? Your whole house of cards is falling. All your parasitic plans are failing. BRICS will lead the earth to a new age of prosperity

[Anonymous No.54391457]

kek bobo

[Anonymous No.54391501]

>>54391449
Brazil...lol
Russia...lol
India..lol
China...lol
South Africa...biggest lol

[Anonymous No.54391508]

>>54391449
It's time Ivan.

[Anonymous No.54391509]

>>54389409
>having bags
float like a butterfly sting like a bee brapbois. I believe a good buy will be after the contract rolls 2nd week of April. That's also the most bearish weather before summer i think

[Anonymous No.54391555]

when is this shit market gonna stop?
Why are Yellen and Jpow such fucking pussies?
>inb4 le AI will save us
it's just used for fucking ads. how the hell it's supposed to help

[Anonymous No.54391559]

uh, what happens to us if everyone stops using the us $ as its reserve currency

[Anonymous No.54391575]

>>54391559
they fucking lost the europe+US is going to fall soon

[Anonymous No.54391577]

>>54391555
>shit market
explain

[Anonymous No.54391610]

>>54391559
>>54391575
Intra settlements don't matter. T-bill security and eurodollars do. It's just the latest cope from financially illiterate ruskies.

[Anonymous No.54391616]

Oh no no no

[Anonymous No.54391618]

>>54391610
OH GOD IM GONNA COPE IM COOPING

[Anonymous No.54391749]

>>54391616
Whoa, a Twitter post, SELL SELL REDDIT SELL!

[Anonymous No.54391836]

German inflation higher, nothing happens. Priced in, forward looking, any other buzzwords?

[Anonymous No.54391854]

Is this finally the end of this DAXFAGGOTRY?

[Anonymous No.54391861]

>>54391836
Strong liquidity
Stable an robust
Don't fight the fed
Safe and effective

[Anonymous No.54391862]

>>54391854
probably not, instantly pushed up above 500 again

[Anonymous No.54391880]

>>54389646
Nice
I just need like 3 sips of coffee in the morning and I instantly am able to shit. It's very awesome

[Anonymous No.54391889]

Oil stocks subdued in premarket trading despite oil being up and futures good.

[Anonymous No.54391896]

>>54390450
0DTE and suffering is practically nonexistent.

[Anonymous No.54391928]

>>54391889
when you realize up means below where it was yesterday morning this puts things into perspective

[Anonymous No.54391934]

slowest /smg/ ever

[Anonymous No.54391954]

>>54391934
Im so tired dude. On my second cup of coffee

[Anonymous No.54391963]

Hopefully the green trend keeps on. Sigh, 20 years ago a lot of this shat going on in the world now was a big fat foreign concept; "It" people coming out in waves, school shootings every week,lots of tattoos on girls,piercings everywhere,etc. Makes you wonder just how much more fucked things will be in 20 more.

[Anonymous No.54391978]

>>54391934
The glowies turned the posting algorithms down a bit before the crash.

[Anonymous No.54392003]

>>54391934
Stocks are joever, I'm liquidating the portfolio and buying physical lean hogs

[Anonymous No.54392007]

Inflation Prelim mm
Mar. 2023 0.8% 1% 1.1%
14:00
Inflation Prelim yy
Mar. 2023 7.5% 9.3% 7.8%
expected previous actual

Kek

[Anonymous No.54392020]

I've been putting a lot of my money in SPY but banks have to be the long term play right? A lot of them are down 20-30%. It could be a year or two before they rebound and in the meantime it's going to accelerate the move to 2% inflatio. Then the FED will drop the rates back to zero and we're off to the races. I get just DCA until they jump back to pre-crash highs.

[Anonymous No.54392025]

>>54392007
Still going down... the market still remains bullish so it seems to agree

[Anonymous No.54392030]

>>54391963
AI waifu correction by then. We (straight men, gay guys and lesbians) just replace obsolete women and men (sorry only 2 genders) with AI.

[Anonymous No.54392044]

>>54392020
Yes goy, Bear Stearns is fine.
Are you really going to bet on Americans not panicking and doing more bank runs next crisis?

[Anonymous No.54392048]

>>54392044
at my local bank (BofA) they put a $1000 limit. I see people going each day

[Anonymous No.54392056]

>>54392048
Imagine not using a credit union

[Anonymous No.54392072]

2 minutes until US data
the shitshow begins..

[Anonymous No.54392081]

>>54392025
MM means monthly, it went up 1,1 instead of 0,8% and the month before it was 1,0.

[Anonymous No.54392095]

It's over, stocks will never go up ever again.

[Anonymous No.54392096]

>>54389254
>smg has its own e-celebs
you people are insane

[Anonymous No.54392108]

>>54392095
Imagine if this is the start of the American crab while international goes up

[Anonymous No.54392109]

>>54392081
But compared to last year it's better so we be pumpin. Fugg this gay market. But what can we do? Algos have decided to pump so we're pumping. European indices are just too strong.
I feel kinda bad for the guy that went ahead and shorted DAX this week :(

[Anonymous No.54392120]

And of course nothing happened

[Anonymous No.54392124]

HIIGGGGHHHHHEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Anonymous No.54392126]

Why the fuck is oil still below $80?

[Anonymous No.54392134]

>>54390434
J-town is where all the cheap pussy is.

[Anonymous No.54392135]

>>54392126
SPR releases will continue until it is empty.

[Anonymous No.54392137]

>>54392124
who would have thought

[Anonymous No.54392145]

GDP growth 0.1% less than expected.
BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.54392149]

>>54389435
Haha this is Rocker isn't it

[Anonymous No.54392152]

How do JPOW and Lagarde sleep at night knowing the market laughs at them? I mean, Japan has has low rates, but at least they don't act tough. Lagarde on the other hand is almost comedic

[Anonymous No.54392179]

>>54392152
Why do you assume they give a crap? They are rolling around in cash and eating russian caviar for breakfast. It's their job to pretend to act all tough but as we see time and time again they keep chickening out. Pathetic from our perspective but they couldn't give an iota of shit

[Anonymous No.54392186]

>>54391026
don't forget its some gay faggot shit history month, not to be confused with some gay faggot shit awareness month, which was last month and is totally different
we're also going to observe both the US and EU dates for all of these so we get to enjoy each of them both twice in one year

... what do you mean, how does this help us make money?

[Anonymous No.54392195]

>>54392152
it's a clown show
(((Yellen))) is speaking today (again) just to confirm everything is "sound and resilient"

[Anonymous No.54392201]

>>54392179
Probably because they aren't japanese.

[Anonymous No.54392202]

What will be the price target for intel?

[Anonymous No.54392204]

>>54392145
GDP will never go negative because all the cash and weapons the US "gives" to Ukraine are actually listed as loans with interest on the books.

[Anonymous No.54392206]

>>54391026
I've never been happier to work for a white unpozzed company. Meetings are actual meetings about what we're working on and problems

Still getting daily emails about woman month though ffs

[Anonymous No.54392209]

test

[Anonymous No.54392244]

>>54389895
>I can see US starting to fund all sorts of jihadi and rebel groups again
lmao are you fucked retarded? the US AND the saudi organized, trained and financed ISIS and its precursors (al-Qaeda). hell, the saudi literally did 9/11. do you really think the US would have been able to do it without the saudi? do you think ANY other political/religious group in any middle-east country would trust the US?

[Anonymous No.54392247]

>>54392201
You are giving them too much credit

[Anonymous No.54392258]

>>54392244
>unironically thinks Saudis trust US
lol, lmao

[Anonymous No.54392262]

>futures

[Anonymous No.54392278]

>>54392262
what a loooooong boy

[Anonymous No.54392346]

>>54392244
>ANY other political/religious group in any middle-east country would trust the US?
It's not about the trust.

[Anonymous No.54392374]

>>54392258
>>54392346
you have to trust (at least temporarily) whoever sides with you, gives you money and trains your forces in other to get to power

[Anonymous No.54392378]

Easiest shorting opportunity of our lifetimes.

[Anonymous No.54392421]

>>54391148
And pretending that earnings reports will never be released again.

[Anonymous No.54392426]

retail about to get shit on bigly

[Anonymous No.54392427]

>>54392346
Bin Laden was a Saudi with royal family connections, you're just proving his point

[Anonymous No.54392435]

I don't even feel bad for bobo, I just feel pity

[Anonymous No.54392452]

>>54392202

[Anonymous No.54392468]

>>54392452
For some reason this doesn't look very trustworthy

[Anonymous No.54392474]

>>54392427
No, my point is that you find discontents in middle east and you fund them. Doesn't really matter which cunt it is. They don't even need to trust or like US, just need to find those that want power.

[Anonymous No.54392475]

why aren't you just doing this /smg/ ??
https://twitter.com/passivefool/status/1631127556266283008

[Anonymous No.54392477]

BOIL
INFINITE
DIP
TO
BUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
YYYYYYYY
YYYY
YY
Y

[Anonymous No.54392486]

>>54392475
Retard anime and Twitter poster

[Anonymous No.54392498]

>>54392486
dialate

[Anonymous No.54392510]

>>54389435
Gen X here.. technology has ruined the chances of getting to know people

[Anonymous No.54392512]

>>54392475
I prefer the buy high, sell low strategy personally

[Anonymous No.54392524]

>>54389861
Grandpa, nobody cares about your boomer petrodollar. It's techdollar that matters. Don't go crying when you only realize this in 10 years.

[Anonymous No.54392534]

>>54392468
Of course it isn't "trustworthy", it's just analyst opinions and no one knows what will actually happen. Next step is looking at each analyst and deciding what team you are on.

[Anonymous No.54392554]

>>54392468
>>54392534

[Anonymous No.54392560]

>inflation higher than expected
>even though it’s artificially being lowered
>even with gas prices where they are
>inflation continues
>market pumps
Ok this is ducking retarded. This just means more rate hikes confirmed right?

[Anonymous No.54392578]

>>54392202
Dunno. Check the options chain.

[Anonymous No.54392579]

>>54389861
>china pegs the yuan to the USD
>US cant do shit to devalue it
>perpetual currency crab

[Anonymous No.54392585]

I wish SPY would do something besides bounce around this channel

[Anonymous No.54392587]

>>54392468
>>54392534
>>54392554
This is all of the most recent.

[Anonymous No.54392595]

>>54392475
not sponsored, though

[Anonymous No.54392614]

>>54389311
I'm about to rock this jam on my DDR exercise session in a few mins. Cheers lads

[Anonymous No.54392635]

[Anonymous No.54392641]

>>54392587
>>54392534
>>54392554
Are any of these people experts in semiconductors or even have a background in electrical or engineering physics?

How do people set thesw evaluations?

[Anonymous No.54392652]

Are the Jews trying to trick me into inaction with disbelief in this rally?

[Anonymous No.54392654]

>>54392560
uks don't deserve this...

[Anonymous No.54392656]

>>54389406
I have to bring myself to start lifting weights again. I need the weather to fully break so I can start running outside in the mornings again. I quit coffee this winter but I have been smoking way too much weed and that all stops once I can get outside in the mornings.

[Anonymous No.54392662]

The markets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their pivot delusions and a soft landing will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout 'SAVE US!'...and I'll look down and whisper 'No.'

[Anonymous No.54392681]

>>54389861
You know how when your ex leaves you for a nigger, and for a while whenever they see you they smile real big to let you know how much better they think things are and how you are a chump, but you know to just give it some time and they will be crying themselves to sleep and wishing they had you back, but now you wouldn't touch them with someone else's dick?

[Anonymous No.54392687]

We are locked, cocked, and ready to rock, sir!

[Anonymous No.54392688]

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

[Anonymous No.54392692]

SHIT I WAS TYPING A WORK EMAL WTFWT

[Anonymous No.54392696]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.54392705]

>>54392688
>.002 seconds late

[Anonymous No.54392717]

>>54392152
>sleep
Dey iz lizard creatures n shieeeeet

[Anonymous No.54392720]

>>54392688
>Dubz
>Right on time
YGMI banganon

[Anonymous No.54392725]

Semis keep going up huh

[Anonymous No.54392727]

WTFWT?!

[Anonymous No.54392739]

Holy shit...
That candle...
Is this... could this be...
THE BIG ONE?!!?!!?!??

[Anonymous No.54392746]

>>54392681
>You know how when your ex leaves you for a nigger
I wouldnt know anything about that, golem-kun

[Anonymous No.54392754]

All of you BOIL fudders are massive faggots. I will continue making money with BOIL

[Anonymous No.54392762]

>>54392754
how are you making money with boil?

[Anonymous No.54392766]

>>54392725
that's completely bullshit. as if semi are a safe heaven really. it's completely speculative and I say that as a semifag myself. All the semi earnings will be shit this quarter, and they all be pumping like retard because "it's gonna be better in 2025"
Micronanon insider was right about earning, but he was wrong about market reaction.
>inb4 semi is the new gold
can't beat silicon senpai

[Anonymous No.54392767]

APOLOGIZE

[Anonymous No.54392769]

>>54392688
Based and checked

[Anonymous No.54392772]

Bobos there is no longer a free market, don't fight Biden's lust for power and corruption of his administration and financial institutions. We will never see a red day again.

[Anonymous No.54392773]

>>54392762
Buying low and selling high, how the hell do you think?

[Anonymous No.54392778]

-4%

[Anonymous No.54392783]

tfw the good guys are winning

[Anonymous No.54392793]

>>54392754
Yah me too, I am just finding the swing of it. I pussed on the gap down this morning tho and fucked myself.

[Anonymous No.54392796]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.54392811]

>>54390217
>>54392766
Are people unironically serious about INTC hitting 90 bucks eoy?

[Anonymous No.54392821]

It's fucking over isn't it bobros?

[Anonymous No.54392833]

OKAY, YEAH JUST GO UP, KEEP GOING, EVERYTHING IS JUST FINE, CLOWN FUCK

[Anonymous No.54392842]

BUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUY

[Anonymous No.54392860]

>>54392821
for now

[Anonymous No.54392868]

>>54392821
For you

[Anonymous No.54392871]

LMAO LOOK AT COCOA; INFLATION IS BACK ON THE MENU

[Anonymous No.54392883]

>>54392773
it doesn't go lower and just keeps going down
i'm considering selling covered calls but it doesn't seem to be ranging yet

[Anonymous No.54392889]

>>54392821
yup>>54392772

I sold off my inverse ETFs yesterday for a loss- Market took the rate hike on the chin. im Ridden with Biden to corruption town

[Anonymous No.54392891]

>>54389254
Fuck. I should have bought 3 or 4 times what I bought in Canadian Banks in the last 2 weeks. I'm already up 5%

[Anonymous No.54392905]

>>54392871
>INFLATION IS BACK ON THE MENU
it never came off the menu, just changed to "market prices"

[Anonymous No.54392913]

>>54392821
until SPY 430 yes

[Anonymous No.54392914]

GO BACK TO PUMPIING NOW
I need this to be a TQQQ +4% day!

[Anonymous No.54392944]

>>54392914
Bruh, we never gunna see a red day again. Biden and yellen will never let the market fail. WE CHINA NOW! STEP ASIDE XI!

[Anonymous No.54392950]

Bros I don't like these gaps up.

[Anonymous No.54392953]

>EVERY SOXS HOLDER
>HEEMED STATUS: HEEMED

[Anonymous No.54392963]

I have 70 shares of BOIL and 4 shares of KOLD what do I do at this very second. Thinking of just going all in on KOLD

[Anonymous No.54392973]

lol

[Anonymous No.54392976]

>>54392883
It has juicy intraday volatility a lot. There are quick plays all in it if you watch it constantly every day. I've been hitting some of the spikes with KOLD but have missed some better plays swinging BOIL shares straight. I won't hold either overnight until conditions call for it, and then not for longer than days/weeks at the most due to the inherent nature of leveraged ETFs based on rolling contracts (unless perhaps in backwardation rather than contango).

[Anonymous No.54392981]

OMG RATE HIKES ARE WORKKING!

BIDEN ECONOMY:
>SAVED

[Anonymous No.54392982]

>>54392973
I'm not gonna check, but I'm gonna believe this is real.

[Anonymous No.54392987]

>>54392982
its real

[Anonymous No.54392989]

>>54392982
https://twitter.com/michaeljburry/status/1641436280650371078

[Anonymous No.54392992]

>>54392982
It's real.

[Anonymous No.54393001]

>>54392981

[Anonymous No.54393005]

>BOIL

[Anonymous No.54393009]

>>54392963
Good lord, if that's where you're at in the analysis then just sell *all* of it and stay away from it altogether.

[Anonymous No.54393031]

>>54393005
>BUY

[Anonymous No.54393037]

Sell.

[Anonymous No.54393038]

>>54392973
BURRY KNEELS BEFORE MARGINMAN

[Anonymous No.54393043]

cramer won

[Anonymous No.54393049]

Why didnt you guys tell me about KOLD

[Anonymous No.54393056]

>>54392973
I have capitulated.

[Anonymous No.54393060]

there are literally no sellers left. everyone who wanted to sell has done so. now comes the panic buying.

[Anonymous No.54393073]

>>54393049
It was being shilled most of last year iirc

[Anonymous No.54393075]

No one bake!!! Recycle!
>>54389259
>>54389259
>>54389259
>>54389259
>>54389259

[Anonymous No.54393077]

>>54392976
good idea anon. what do you use to identify swing points? i usually just draw lines on the chart where i guess ranges are forming

[Anonymous No.54393078]

So now that it pumped, it's just going to crab all day?
Un... fucking... believable

[Anonymous No.54393085]

>>54393049
Too busy talking about BOIL

[Anonymous No.54393117]

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[Anonymous No.54393151]

>>54392973
AHAHAHAHAHAH

[Anonymous No.54393167]

>>54392821
The month over month CPI report comes out tomorrow morning

[Anonymous No.54393183]

>>54392973
I look forward to his future tweet "I was wrong to say I was wrong to say sell".

[Anonymous No.54393214]

what the fuck is going with SPY after hours?

[Anonymous No.54393241]

>>54393038
Margin man

[Anonymous No.54393244]

>>54393214
limit orders getting filled

[Anonymous No.54393250]

>>54392973
Sell now!

[Anonymous No.54393292]

>>54392793
I probably would have wound up selling already if I'd done that, still can't determine if I want to surf any of these waves. BOIL is a wild bucking bronco, but even those take naps.

[Anonymous No.54393622]

>>54393292
I feel a lot more secure in KOLDing retard BOIL spikes than jumping in straight on dips.

[Anonymous No.54393650]

>>54393622
In present conditions, of course, and not as a general rule, just to be clear.

[Anonymous No.54395943]

>>54392754
is it a good moment to buy BOIL?

[Anonymous No.54395977]

>>54395943
Fuck no man

[Anonymous No.54396045]

>>54395943
Listen, truly, if you have to ask is it a good time, then stay the fuck away from it altogether. There are many questions that one can ask, but if that is where you're at then STAY THE FUCK AWAY from all of these leveraged ETFs. Even people that have somewhat of a clue are having difficulties reading it. Spend the time learning more about the state of the natural gas markets and the functionalities of the ETF itself. The more I learn, the more cautious I get.

[Anonymous No.54396148]

>>54392452
Intel is years behind AMD and they have to spend shitloads of money in order to catch up and produce competitive chips, again. Also, building their new factories will be incredibly expensive.
TLDR
>tfw buying semi stocks before the recession, kek.

[Anonymous No.54396187]

>>54396148
>tfw buying semi stocks before the recession, kek.
especially with freshly shittified divy

[Anonymous No.54396278]

>>54392973
Well, these are some world class 4D chess moves. We are near the end of the hiking cycle and certainly a recession is coming. Earnings are shitty, geopolitical risk is high and stagflation shitting all over the economy. Now, this cyclope is luring even more retards into buying overpriced tech stocks just to short the shit out of them. Based.