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>> No.54378751
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54378751

Steve Wilkos is peak trading entertainment.

>> No.54378754
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54378754

Nothing personel kid.

>> No.54378755
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54378755

Mumu-san did you buy?

>> No.54378757

>/smg/ sideways market general

>> No.54378756

so the 2023 crash is officially cancelled right?

>> No.54378759

>>54378734
>>54377698
when the shiettiest semiconductor large cap pumps on sh!t earnings of course INTC is going to have a sympathy pamp

>> No.54378765

My long COVID is acting up again.

>> No.54378772
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CHECK SPY COMPUTER IT'S STILL 390 - 400

>> No.54378775

>>54378756
my analysis says it'll crash around september. around Rosh Hashanah

>> No.54378777
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>> No.54378781
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>>54378765
have a rare pepe it cures long covid.

>> No.54378783
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54378783

we told you people to get involved in that!

>> No.54378786

>>54378756
It's gonna be a silly crab downward to make both bulls and bears suffer

>> No.54378796
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>>54378772
Kek baggies

>> No.54378798

WHY ARE WE PUMPING

>> No.54378801
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54378801

These markets make no sense

>> No.54378807

>>54378798
less sellers than buyers.

>> No.54378809
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>>54378798
NO NEWS!

>> No.54378818

>>54378798
market only crashes when people aren't bearish and we are in max beartard territory all these short need to be washed out before a chance of a crash

>> No.54378820

Bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo

>> No.54378821
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54378821

inflation adjusted, this market is cheap

>> No.54378823
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54378823

I'm loading up on puts. Nothing goes up forever.

>> No.54378824

>>54378775
This is why bakers need to add this to the >Calendars: section
https://www.chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/year/2023/jewish/holidays-2023.htm

>> No.54378833

>>54378798
The Winds Are Lining Up For The Next Vomma Hurricane

>> No.54378832
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Why is INTC pumping?

>> No.54378840
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I am short. I will remain short until the Jews bend the knee and I get what is owed to me. If I blow up my account, I'll refill it with my next paycheck and start over again. I can do this infinitely until the day I die, and that's what it's going to take mumu. You're going to have to kill me if you want to win. Do you have that in you? Something you bulls don't understand about us bears is we're fighting a war. We are Harry Potter and William Wallace, the Na’vi and Han Solo. We’re escaping from Shawshank and blowing up the Death Star. We are fighting with the Harkonnens and challenging Thanos. Understand now chuds?

>> No.54378847
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>>54378757
>Line starts going left

>> No.54378852

>bobos big crash
>-15% bleed over a year then up when companies start failing
kekking hard as fuck

>> No.54378861

>>54378824
indeed. It's also Jubilee year. (which is actually the 50th year, i.e. the year after the 49th Shmita year). So I expect some surprise coming in the Fall.

>> No.54378865

Why is WWE pumping is WrestleMania gonna be good this year? ngl i'm a lil hyped for Rhodes vs Roman

>> No.54378870
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54378870

Boil bros...this is our time

>> No.54378872
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54378872

Up $500 today. Shouldn’t I simply sell everything knowing we crab -$500 tomorrow?

And yes, 500 shares of Boil is part of this mess.

>> No.54378874

>>54378840
time for your bussy to get gaped ahead of China PMI nonight and US GDP in the morning

>> No.54378884

I kinda want to buy boil

>> No.54378885
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>>54378865
Multiple bidders confirmed.

>> No.54378890

>>54378870
Wait for $10 with me, bro.

>> No.54378892

>>54378885
Are they actually selling to the Saudis?

>> No.54378898
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54378898

Short or long TESLA? serious answers pls

>> No.54378901
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54378901

>Fed literally says they aren't gonna raise interest rates this year until 2% inflation
>every fucking analyst on TV:
>BROS THEYRE GONNA PIVOT IN MAY BULL RUN BUY BUY BUY

>> No.54378904
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Why are we pumping like Jerome killed himself life on twitch?

>> No.54378912
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54378912

Looks like the market has decided it will go up. We might still go down tomorrow but the trajectory is to the upside. bank failures are indeed bullish short term.

>> No.54378914

Intelchads...

>> No.54378915 [DELETED] 

>>54378892
I dunno, I just like that webm. And sadly I don't have the Bobo wrestling intro saved so I can't give you a case against WWE.

>> No.54378919
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>>54378735
Sell options on indexes
Peak comfy

>> No.54378922
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54378922

This gap up is wrong and i want to speak to the manager

>> No.54378934

>>54378901
They're gonna cut rates! because...the economy...will crash.

Oh shit.

>> No.54378937
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>>54378922
>i want to speak to the manager
moshi moshi

>> No.54378938
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>>54378885

>> No.54378942

>>54378919
DORTHY IS MY WIFE DELETE THIS DELETE THIS SHE'S MINE

>> No.54378950

Loaded up more on my longterms: XLK, BAKA, MPC

>> No.54378961
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>>54378922
HENLO SIRS

>> No.54378962

WING trading near all time highs. Wingstop. The Chicken wing restaurant. Are trading at 15x revenues. At a market cap of $5.4 Billion.

Why.

>> No.54378966
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54378966

>It was a double top

>> No.54378976

>>54378962
Operating leverage

>> No.54378978

>>54378950
Interest rates and fundamentals honestly never mattered, spy to 4200

>> No.54378986
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>>54378922
Shut up faggot. Take it or leave it. This is the STOCK MARKET. not the 99 cent stores. Our products are pristine, made from the finest tears of the retail short faggots.

>> No.54378988

>>54378976
What are the fixed costs for WING that benefit their operating leverage? They have incredibly variable COGS (price of chicken wings)

>> No.54378996

>>54378898
Long only if you think this rally has legs. Do not short it you will get destroyed by retard strength

>> No.54378998

>>54378798
To lure retail in as
EXIT
LIQUIDITY
>EXIT
>LIQUIDITY
EXIT
LIQUIDITY

>> No.54379001

>>54378976
>>54378988
Nvm Im dumb I answered my own question. It's the super volatile COGS for chicken wings that IS the reason why WING has very high operating leverage

>> No.54379007

>>54378978
Tech all time king baybee, buy over SPY

>> No.54379009
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>>54378998
sorry it's entry liquidity this time, check the dark pools

>> No.54379010
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54379010

How do I buy Japanese stock as an American

>> No.54379011
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54379011

Consumer goods stocks have been mooning after earnings. Should I just say fuck it and start buying calls instead of credit spreads? Any juicy earnings reports that are far enough out I could make a calendar spread work?

>> No.54379012
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oLcCRWxa-0

>> No.54379016
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54379016

>Robin Williams' bit on 2008 banking crisis
>He puts on a blaccent when talking like a junkie

>> No.54379022
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54379022

SOXLchads, we are so back

>> No.54379023
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54379023

Which banks are over-leveraged AND big into ESG like Silicon Valley?

>> No.54379025

>>54378884
Join us. We're BOILing

>> No.54379033

>>54378998
>EXIT
>LIQUIDITY
>>EXIT
>>LIQUIDITY
>EXIT
>LIQUIDITY
How many weeks in a row have you said this?

>> No.54379034

>>54379010
EZJ
FLJP
DXJ
BBJP
EWJ
SCJ
EWJV

>> No.54379054
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should have listened to La-a

>> No.54379055

>>54379023
DB is another prime example and it got the Cramer kiss of death.

>> No.54379056

>>54379022
>LUM posting
shoot well it was fun while it lasted. Back to SOXS

>> No.54379058
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>>54378937
>>54378961
>>54378986
Look i don't have time for this. My kids are late for troon story time. I demand a refund and an apology.

>> No.54379060
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I made $46 today!

>> No.54379064

>>54379010
If you have a real broker you should be able to search it up by company name or its Japanese ticker (this will be a number, not letters). You will probably need to request permission before you can actually buy. Nijisanji is 5032 and Cover is 5253.

>> No.54379068
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>>54379023
90% of them.
Just invest with the ones that dealt with Jeffrey Epstein.

>> No.54379071
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The market always bottoms before the real economy, hope you boys are positioned for the final bull run of western civilization.

>> No.54379073
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>>54379022
$22 EOW. Dubs confirm

>> No.54379075
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>>54378998
YES. but timing it will be key. most people will not be able to time it. And when it's time to short they will be either insolvent or emotionally traumatized by their loss to short again. People avoid PAIN.

MAX PAIN.

When it's time to short people will not want to short because the market will be in fake new golden bull rally.

>> No.54379086
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>>54378942
Every anon will be a king, with his own robowaifu, his own trade bot, and adequate wealth to make it!

>> No.54379099

>>54379060
$220 so far for me, although a third of that is recouping losses on an iron condor that breached.

>> No.54379109

>>54379016
https://youtu.be/etQeFJ2lbbo
based

>> No.54379115
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>crab market

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>>54379064
>Nijisanji is 5032 and Cover is 5253.
Kek you knew exactly what I wanted to invest in

>> No.54379123

>>54379022
And back to SOXS I go. Fuck you L*m

>> No.54379131
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>>54379099
Shit sucks, bro. Don't worry, WAGMI.

>> No.54379136
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>>54379064
>>54379120
>Nijisanji is 5032 and Cover is 5253.

>> No.54379146
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Markets going red by close

>> No.54379160

>>54379068
ragefuel image

>> No.54379165

>>54379146
UND DAS HEIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WENDYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.54379170

>>54379115
wow she looks like my waifu

>> No.54379173

>>54379075
good pearls of wisdom fren. Bank crisis created a slew of new market shorts that will drive tech large caps right up until peak earnings season 2H of April at least.

>> No.54379183

>>54379146
Wendy's (WEN) is trading at 2.4x revenues.
Wingstop (WING) is trading at 15x revenues.
Why. Answer. You can't.

>> No.54379198

>>54379160
Yeah I'm definitely shorting google with my next paycheck

>> No.54379202
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>>54379146
God I could really use a baconator right now.

>> No.54379206

>>54379033
That's my first time saying it my imagining things fren. Is the man who said it for all those weeks here in the room with us now?

>> No.54379221

>sent funds to e-trade friday night
>still can't use them
why is this legal? they have been taken from my bank account since monday.

>> No.54379229

How do I invest in global pedo rings run by Jaime Diamond?

>> No.54379237

>>54379202
How much does the baconator cost? Im thinking of doing some due diligence on WEN

>> No.54379239
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>>54379206
>Is the man who said it for all those weeks here in the room with us now?
>"IT WASN'T ME!!! THAT PERSON DOESNT EXIST!!"
Filtered.

>> No.54379245

>>54379202
Bacomator *fries*, man I miss those "free with any purchase" coupons...get them with the $5 bag which comes with Double Stack, 4 nuggies, fries, and chocolate Frostie for the drink.

>> No.54379247

>The season premiere of Succession isn’t very good
Bearish

>> No.54379253

>>54379183
Profit? Or revenue. That could be the explanation.

>> No.54379265

>>54379010
Some Japanese companies list their stock on US exchanges. Examples:
>Sony Group Corporation (SONY)
>Honda Motor Co., Ltd. (HMC)
And some are available as American Depositary Receipts (where a US bank holds the foreign shares). Examples:
>Nintendo Co., Ltd. (NTDOY)
>Japan Tobacco Inc. (JAPAY)

>> No.54379264

>>54379245
$1 double stacks got me through college

>> No.54379280

I'm gonna short the fuck out of the NASD-ACK starting tomorrow.

>> No.54379281

>>54379245
>>54379237
>>54379202
>>54379146
mein gott even the chart of WEN is enough to sell goyslop. America truly is the GREAT SATAN!

>> No.54379283

We will never see a crash again.

>Yellen: Biden budget is strong and has no holes
>FED: Banks are strong and positioned strongly
>pic related
> It will never matter again.

>> No.54379285

>>54379239
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENXvZ9YRjbo

>> No.54379294
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>>54379283
>pic related
Good job anon

>> No.54379295
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54379295

The nasdaq listed the date erroneously as april 6 a few days ago.

That only happens if someone is doing something intentional with the code. It was a signal.

Otherwise dates and times just run off system settings.

I'm telling you April 6 is the date.

>> No.54379303
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ANknS8Cwqc

>> No.54379304

>>54379253
Total revenues. Wendy's makes a bit under $2 billion a year. Wingstop's revenues in 2022 were $350 million.

>> No.54379307

>>54379245
Those double stacks are underrated. I haven't been to a Wendy's in probably a decade but I'm considering going again after McDonald's screwed me last time I was there.

>> No.54379314

>>54379237
Probably around $10, some of the best protein/cost of any fast food I would think.

>> No.54379315
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54379315

I remember anons going
>INTC has forward PE ratio of FIFTY (50) DO NOT INVEST
Now it has been rising all week

What the fuck happened with intel? Do people not care about PE?

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>>54379265
Sony will release a PS5 slim and still only have a dozen console exclusives on it.
>>54379247
I thought it was good. Logan's children only succeed by fucking over their dad and not by creating their own business (which is laughable anyway). Everyone besides Greg will get burned.

>> No.54379319

>>54379285
you really like that song, don't you?

>> No.54379329

>>54379294
Please do not shoot up ANOTHER school this week my white friends. Bank collapses will keep happening but your life will go on. No need to shoot up the schools / grocery stores.

>> No.54379331

>>54379295
WTF is this schizo rambling about. You've been repeating this for hours now.

>> No.54379336

>>54379221
Nigga we can't even get T+*1* settlement on stocks until next year:
>On February 15, 2023, the SEC adopted final requirements for a May 28, 2024, implementation date for the move to T+1 settlement for transactions in US cash equities, corporate debt, and unit investment trusts.
-https://www.dtcc.com/ust1

>> No.54379338

>>54379304
Oh ok well then subtract the expenses from the revenues so you can see the profits. Maybe that's your confusion.

Or do you mean net revenues? Because that's just a stupid and lengthy way to say "profits."

Speak english damnit.

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>>54379294
>me riding Biden's 'bull market'

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UNG / BOIL

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>>54379283

>> No.54379350

>>54379315
>Do people not care about PE?
Not when it comes to tech stocks. Momentum and greed/fear are much better predictors in that sector.

>> No.54379351

>>54379245
>.get them with the $5 bag which comes with Double Stack, 4 nuggies, fries, and chocolate Frostie for the drink.
Isn't this called a 4 For 4 at Wendy's or something?

>> No.54379354

>>54379315
>Do people not care about PE

anon hasn't looked at MU today kekekekek

>>54379341
yup that's gonna be me

>> No.54379359

Buy banks except maybe FRC. The fed will just print more money if they fuck up. Anyone shorting banks since last week has gotten gaped

>> No.54379363

>>54379294
>>54379343
im not a 9yro, i'm on 4chan- please dont hurt me.

>> No.54379366

>>54379068
meanwhile I'm an actual white man with 5 years in java and am unemployable.

>> No.54379369

>>54379341
Fucking retard should have put on roller skates first.

>> No.54379370

>>54379351
I thought it was called a $5 Biggie Bag but maybe I'm confusing it with some other goyslop.

>> No.54379371

>>54379342
This rally will fail like the others.

>> No.54379383

>>54379295
Nothing will happen because you will never explain what you're talking about

>> No.54379387

>>54378798
State-controlled market. It is disgusting, but I'm on the side of the elites. I am playing this market. They believe that hyperinflation is but a small price for us to pay, to continue to put this market on life support for a bit longer, maybe until boomers die? They will never allow us to have cheapies. The free market is dead and I'm losing my soul.

>> No.54379388

>>54379307
They are both too high for me anymore in general but the $4 and $5 bags are about the best deal in fast food these days. Sometimes they send out some really good coupons in the mail for things free with any purchase and that's when I go. No coupons this month but last month there was a free crispy chicken sandwich, and a free Baconator fries.
>>54379319
I like Weezer in general for the most part, as far as modern music goes.

>> No.54379389

>>54379366
>He hasn't pretended to be a tranny for diversity points
Shows a lack of hustle on your part, like not including a cover letter.

>> No.54379394

>>54379338
>Oh ok well then subtract the expenses from the revenues so you can see the profits. Maybe that's your confusion.
we are not talking about net income.

But it looks even worse for WING / Wingstop when you look at net income.

In 2022 WING's net income was a mere 53 million.

In 2022, WEN's net income was 177 million.

Wingstop is so overpriced.

>> No.54379406

>>54379315
I watched Martin Shekeli do some DD on it and decided it was a decent long term play.
Not that I'm taking financial advice from a former inmate, but INTC deserves a look.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ks11dmBG8Q

>> No.54379405

>>54379068
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA this image has to be bait

>>54379366
people still use Java? Thought Oracle dump it to the chinks when they got rid of parts of Sun Microsystems, and now nobody wants to touch it.

>> No.54379413

>>54379351
Yes but the $4 one gets you a single rather than the Double Stack, and for $6 you get the Double Stack with bacon but to me that's 25 cents worth of bacon tops so fuck that.

>> No.54379415
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54379415

Remember to ignore pajeetposters or they may knife you to death

>> No.54379416

>>54379341
fucking kek, literally me.

>> No.54379417

>>54379389
I have seriously considered it since there is no vanity requirement. part of me doesn't want to capitulate to trannies though.

>> No.54379421
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54379421

>>54379359
Banks will never fail again.

>> No.54379426
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54379426

I make $15 an hour w/benefits in a job that I barely do anything at so I get to stare at the sticks all day. A couple times I've made options trades turning $30 into $700 recently and $23 into $1200 last year but for the most part I end up gambling away all my beer money on risky plays.

Should I apply for a real job or keep gambling? I have a finance degree.

>> No.54379432

>>54379341
This man thought he was a looney tunes character

>> No.54379438

>>54379421
>me in the back

>> No.54379441

>>54379426
Im more curious how you're paying bills on 15/hr

>> No.54379455
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>>54379389
Haha yeah wouldn't it be funny if lanklet cubicle cucks started transitioning and the posted pictures of themselves here wearing skirts haha that would be so funny.

>> No.54379457

>>54379405
a lot of shit is still in java. I just picked it up because it was a useful addition to my C++/C#.

>> No.54379458

>>54379441
I have a cheap mortgage payment

>> No.54379467
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54379467

>>54379421
what the fuck is this thing?

>> No.54379479

>>54379441
live with parents and be jewish with every penny

>> No.54379480
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54379480

>>54379438
Imagine the shine

>> No.54379484

>>54379421
Jesus christ

>> No.54379485

>>54379426
>>54379441
he must be living in that tent in SF in that picture. ppl live in cars and RVs out here if they're making that little.

>>54379457
haven't used Java since highschool back in the 90s. Back then it seemed bloated as fook.

>> No.54379488

>>54379406
It's a company in the business of intellectual capital and they told their employees "we're cutting your salary rather than the shareholder dividend".

This is the equivalent of Gerber mixing arsenic into its baby food so they can save on sugar costs. "Wow, look at the drop in COGS!"

>> No.54379490

>>54379467
She asked Powell if he would "stop raising interest rates yes or no? YES OR NO?"

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>>54379426
>Should I apply for a real job or keep gambling?
probably, but i envy you not and making it on the market. best of luck.

>> No.54379505

>>54379421
The luggage-stealing fella dun gone transracial

>> No.54379507
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54379507

I guess for 5 bucks this isn't too bad of a deal, considering how fucking expensive everything is these days. All the Wendy's near me have closed, though.

>> No.54379512
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54379512

>>54379490
>Expecting a straight answer from bankers.
Cute.

>> No.54379524

>>54379467
The consequences of the 1960's.

>> No.54379530

>>54379467
1 of the American Elites and leaders.

>> No.54379536
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>>54379421
fucking christ..

>> No.54379540

>>54379488
At the building I clean the vice president constantly sends out emails telling all of the staff that they are overpayed by 30% and that they have to initiate a hiring freeze and it's their fault. Moral is so low in that building. Executives are so I unbelievably disconnected from their staff it's honestly shocking.

>> No.54379544
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54379544

Buy SQQQ

>> No.54379558

>>54379507
brehs Krispy Krunchy Chicken is my addiction and you can only get it at gas stations right now, but it's going to destroy Popeyes and KFC when it goes public. I want it in my portfolio so badly.

>> No.54379565

goddamn the tape looks like it's just gathering energy from new shorties before it giga pumps into Power Hour. COMEON LETS GET A SQUEEZE GOING

>> No.54379570

>>54379426
Stay where you are, learn to not make retarded plays, and eventually start printing. I don't know how you're losing money on options, all my big losses are from passive buy and hold positions.

>> No.54379572

>>54379544
Whenever I see fat black or fat white people I get disgusted because I know the food they ate to get that big was probably horrendous. I don't feel the same when I see fat mexicans because mexigordos at least ate pretty good / well-rounded foods to become so fat

American fattery disgusts me

>> No.54379583

Oh wow we're on the way back to all time highs lol, nothing can break this market.

I bought 50,000 worth of vanguard funds this week so im sitting comfortable for the next bullrun

>> No.54379589
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>>54379544
You think they are happy?

>> No.54379592
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54379592

>>54379572
Long NVO and you can profit from it. My 600-lb Life is also trainwreck kino.

>> No.54379593

>>54379558
>rehs Krispy Krunchy Chicken is my addiction
what the fuck is this? I've never heard of this restaurant chain in my life and I just googled it. There's 4 locations pretty damn close to me

>> No.54379610
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>>54379583
Nothing can stop the corruption, greed, and lust for power of the American government & finance industry in 2023.

>> No.54379612

>>54379540
>Telling all of the staff that they are overpayed by 30%
Good lord, that must be the most autistic company in the state.

>> No.54379620
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54379620

>>54379592
Is NVO the company with the semaglutide weight loss drugs in their pipeline?

>> No.54379622

i might buy sqqq longs if we move a bit higher in spy. tell me this is a bad idea.

>> No.54379623

>>54379441
I used to do it even paying child support. I live in a decent neighborhood but nignog city.
>Mortgage = $450
>Internet and phone = $100
>Utilities = $100
>Car payment, gas, and insurance = $300
>Food = $250-300
Take home pay was about 2500 with some overtime thrown in. If you're frugal you manage easily. Now that I'm married all that is out the window. My wife spends more money on dumb shit than I spent on necessities.

>> No.54379624
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54379624

>>54379589
>Ancient Romans in the Colosseum nosebleed section ate better than her.

>> No.54379628

>>54379593
really good fried chicken that doesn't have any physical locations but leases out space from gas stations, cheap good chicken and they are rapidly expanding.

>> No.54379641

US GDP report tomorrow. Place your bets here.

>> No.54379646
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54379646

>>54379421
KEEP
MY
WIFE
NAME
OUT
YA
MOUTH

>> No.54379652
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54379652

>>54379620
Yes. LLY has Mounjaro as competition but NVO isn't slouching: https://www.novonordisk.com/science-and-technology/r-d-pipeline.html

>> No.54379660

>>54379628
>really good fried chicken that doesn't have any physical locations but leases out space from gas stations
what the fuck lol, is this the "ghost kitchen" zoomer meme i see on youtube involving MrBeast? So basically it's a fried chicken brand that just sells stuff outta gas stations I see. What is the pricing like?

>> No.54379671

>>54379646
10/10 post

>> No.54379676

>>54379540
I will continue to work from home and I will fight the Fed and there's nothing they can do about it except cause inflation and once that doesn't work out, they nearly destroy their entire banking system while trying to get me back in the cage. And I'm still working for far less than I should be, but it is an improvement.

>> No.54379691

>>54379623
>$450 mortgage
fuck I pay more than that for boomer welfare

>> No.54379693
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>>54379646

>> No.54379697
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54379697

Can I get a Gregory Mannarino status update?

>> No.54379699

>>54379570
>I don't know how you're losing money on options
Usually it's when I place 0dte option trades way out of the money before market moving reports hit but I'm stuck in the opposite direction of the trend

>> No.54379711

>>54379565
WOOOOOO BAYBEE WTFWT!

>>54379646
kekekekekkeek

>>54378840
>>54378874
TIME TO TAKE IT IN THAT BUSSY HAHHAHAHAHA

>> No.54379713

>>54379652
Okay but unironically the fact that LLY and NVO have these miracle-like weight loss assets (like semaglutide) is incredibly bullish for these companies.

The amount of discretionary spending that will be funneled into these companys' weight loss pills will be huge. Why? Because this country is full of obese fucking retards with no self control. I am HIGHLY bullish on commercialization revenues for companies with exposure to weight loss drugs like semaglutide.

go long on weight loss therapies

>> No.54379715

>>54379641
Dead market. PCE matters more than some v2.1_final_edited-FINAL.doc about 4th quarter GDP from the BLS.

>> No.54379723
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54379723

>>54379697
>Gregory Mannarino's opinion

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>>54379676
>I will continue to work from home
You do you anon, im proud of you.

>> No.54379734

>>54379660
I am sure that is regional, but it's about half of what KFC or Popeyes charges in my area.

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54379735

>>54379426

>> No.54379738

>>54379715
facts. you know your sh!t mang. The umteenth revision of Q4 2022 data is nothing.

>> No.54379740
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54379740

>>54379697
>Gregory Mannarino
he's doing just fine

>> No.54379746

>>54379734
>>54379734
OHHHH LAWD YOU SAYING I GET 4 PIECE FRIED CHICKENZ FO LIKE 5 BUCKS?

>> No.54379751

>>54379740
ah, I see he is schizoing per the usual

>> No.54379757

>>54379697
>>54379723
is this eye-talian lookin fella the new WWE commish?

>> No.54379773

>>54379593
>>54379558

Be careful, it is a hood establishment. You will be walking into a gas station in the hood. I only know this because I lived in a really black area of Upstate NY before fleeing that state for good.

But black ppl do fried chicken well. So... How does it taste compared to KFC?

>> No.54379780
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54379780

Got out of the psych ward someone fill me in on what the fuck is happening
Also when the fuck do I get my guns back? I needed those lmao

>> No.54379786

>>54379735
And only a handful matter
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1679023387002716.webm

>> No.54379798

>>54379780
welcome home, fren

>> No.54379802

>>54379773
Anon, I live in San Jose. The only people making fried chicken around here are Koreans or the occasional chink. We don't have black people here so our fried chicken is usually Korean style, and its fucking amazing. I do really want to try a gas station hood fried chicken place though. Sounds like an interesting cultural experience. I will wear a durag when I go in

>> No.54379804

>>54350156

>> No.54379811
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54379811

This is a damning sign...
>have to take a shid
>sit down but forget to tuck my benis deep under the lid
>as we all know, every poo poo is pee pee time
>don't hear the piss hitting the bowl but don't worry about it
>finish wiping and go to wash my hands
>step in a massive puddle
>quickly realize it's not water, it's piss
>also realize that somehow my penis was perfectly positioned between the seat and the bow as I'm pissing and the stream manager to perfectly align to flow throw that tiny gap
>this is a 1 and a million chance
Mumu, I'm pleading with you, close your positions. This was an omen, a warning.b the markets are going to collapse very soon.

>> No.54379812

>markets pumping wednesday
>markets red thurs and fri
>markets green monday
snibben snabbin

>> No.54379815

We are pumping because the dollar is getting weaker and a new wave of inflation if going to arrive shortly - did I get that right?

I just want to make sure thats the play for the spring, I'm about to purchase more index funds.

>> No.54379817

>>54379780
>Got out of the psych ward

No, you just returned to something even crazier.

>> No.54379823

What does /smg/ think of Jack in the Box (ticker: JACK)? Do you guys like burgers from Jack in the Box?

>> No.54379825

>>54379746
You say this in jest but KFC wants like 16 bucks for a 8 piece bucket.

>> No.54379835

>>54379811
>imagine still making toddler mistakes at 38
damn bro u drink too much

>> No.54379839

>>54379780
you don't wanna know bud

>> No.54379840

Uh, guys...

>> No.54379844

I had intel on 20x leverage and took the profits. To where should I invest them? They make around 20% of my portfolio, 5k

>> No.54379846

reminder that now is the time to buy MCFNE and hold until december.

>> No.54379847

>>54379699
Give credit spreads a shot. I'm doing pretty well following a similar strategy to the Tastytrade guys.

>> No.54379856

>>54379691
Like I said, nogger town in a depressed market (at the time). It's value has doubled since then. I was able to put money away every momth before I got married. Even when we were dating and living together, I had a tighter leash on her and she was working too. Happy wife, happy life is true. But fuck me, my wallet ain't happy.

>> No.54379864

>>54379811
I am sure you have never been more glad to be a janny

>> No.54379870
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>>54379811
Wtf Rocker

>> No.54379883
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>>54379835
Drinking had nothing to do with it. I was balls deep reading the thread and didn't want to miss anything like a child glued to their tablet, I got sloppy but I'm happy I didn't because I wouldn't of had this premonition otherwise.

>> No.54379894

>>54379815
yes. the markets are following DXY. Once it breaks 101 we will start to pick up steam and if we break 100 we will test ATHs. Conversely if it starts to break 103 and into 104 I would start to think about switching my bias and if it breaks out into 106 I think we will get the crash.

>> No.54379899

>literally everything is green
bulls are having a dopamine rush, but bears are weary of the fake and gayness of the markets for the last few weeks.

>> No.54379900
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>>54379815
This guy hit the nail on the head. We are pumping because the executive branch gets to decide who gets bailed out. In SVB case, they were 100% covered. We pump forever, because the banking system is sound and resilient. There is never going to be another crises, we proved that capitalism is dead, and Biden's printer will always make line go up.

>> No.54379903

>>54379883
The only person I knew irl who was this skinny had Crohn's disease and then died from stomach cancer a few months ago

>> No.54379904

>>54379735
>2007: To big to fail
>2023: Too many to fail all at once

>>54379780
did you find a harley quinn gf while you were in there?

>> No.54379910
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>>54379798
Feels good, looking at the news the jewish pyramid scheme is collapsing but the market is still pumping and I'm up ~17% from trip to the ward .
Will use these gains to buy a 3d printer and print 9mm action figures

>> No.54379913

>>54379811
Dang, bro. You really be letting your tiny peepee be flopping around UNDER the toilet seat?
I have to sit back and hold my penis in place while pissing, so that it stays in place. Otherwise it's rubbing against the porcelain/touching shitwater.

>> No.54379917

just went all in on SOXS

>> No.54379930

>>54379844
PRPL

>> No.54379933

Redpill me on 5253 Cover.

>> No.54379945

>>54379903
He's just that skinny from a diet purely of soi
>>54379913
I made a mistake, and it's not the first time it's happened either, and surely won't be the last. Toilets need to be made in a oval shape not a circle.

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>>54379646
I got raped this week losing a couple k and capitulated to BVLLS but at least I can still laugh. Thank you anon

>> No.54379954

>>54379899
Bulls fuck your wife, Bears fuck your ass, Crabs are tasty.

>> No.54379955
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>>54379904
Can't do realtionships I tired once and almost put her face though a window, I'm schizoaffective and somewhat narasistic so pussy comes natrually to me anyway

>> No.54379962
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>>54379900
So pic related

>> No.54379978
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>>54379962
yes.

>> No.54379996

>>54379811
>>54379913
how about you use the squat shitter like japs do

>>54379844
RIOT


>>54379955
sounds perfect for the joker-harley dynamic bruh... can you imagine being THE clown in the clown world we got here?

>> No.54380011

>>54378755
damn I wish chounyuu cowgirls like that existed in real life

>> No.54380012
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>>54379840
yes?

>> No.54380014

>>54379962
Yes, but with more steps.

>> No.54380018

More hikes coming right up.

>> No.54380020

>>54380012
Massive sell volume drove us back below 400. We haven't killed Snips.

>> No.54380027
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>>54380018
And thats a good thing

>> No.54380030

This pumping feels so fucking fake and gay.

They do realize that we are getting into stagflation and if nothing gets better in the next few months, we could get into a long ass depression right?

>> No.54380032
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54380032

I've actually been doing my job all morning: what did I miss?

>> No.54380045
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54380045

correct

>> No.54380049

>>54380032
lots of good trading vol for the 0DTE crowd

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54380051

>>54379341
I love how his legs bent away as he touches the street - funny as fuck! And back to topic: Buy rycey! They gonna build nuclear reactors - ON THE MOON!

>> No.54380056

>>54380032
Turns out Micron insideranon was retarded and instead of down 10%, MU went up 8%. Hence we are all slightly green on the day.

>> No.54380058

bake you fucking faggot. bake early so your shit gets reported and deleted

>> No.54380061
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>>54379996
I've tried using a squatty potty and it makes no sense. Unfortunately the one time I used it I had very bad diarrhea. I sat down all squatted up and it didn't feel right. It felt like my asshole was pointed to forward, and boy were my concerns right. I ended up spraying liquid shit all over my ballsack and all over the front of my toilet. Took forever to clean. Squat shitting is a very nasty attempt at trolling.

>> No.54380066

pump and dump for friday

>> No.54380071
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>>54378735

>> No.54380072
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>>54380030

Biden's America
>Market Gap gets filled
>Racial Gap gets filled

Suck it Bobo, I may have capitulated today, but now i am a Mumu riden with Biden on this market.

>> No.54380080

>>54380032
MU did a thing. INTC most affected.

>> No.54380087

>>54380072
>Banks collapse
>Niggers most effected

>> No.54380088
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SPY looking toppy, amiright?

>> No.54380096

>>54379773
>But black ppl do fried chicken well
As long as you don't mind your chicken being washed with Dawn dish soap prior to cooking, I guess

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54380097

>>54379930
>>54379996
I put it in PLAB, look it up sheeple

>> No.54380104

>>54380080
Based on clown market when Intel fikes for bankruptcy it's should moon 10000000000% in a day because bankruptcies and going out of business are bullish apparently

>> No.54380106

>>54380030
No one cares. Depositors need their money. And by depositors I mean VC funds, Chinese elites, tech tranny CEOs, and Prince Harry. Inflation is but a small price for YOU to pay. This will be memory-holed btw.

>> No.54380112
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54380112

Anyone buying the dip on Canadian banks? They seem safe, right?
>>54379945
>Toilets need to be made in a oval shape not a circle.
They do have toilets in that shape. They're called elongated toilets. You clearly need one, big guy.
>>54379996
I like sitting and pooping, duh. Why would I want to stand? lol

>> No.54380114
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54380114

The Federal Reserve cannot raise rates any longer, the debt becomes unssitanable and banks will collapse, only for the Federal Reserve to put more money on the books to keep the banks solvent. This is a feedback loop, there is no way out of this loop without letting banks fail and continuing to raise rates or at the very least hold rates.

So whats going to happen next is that inflation is going to increase again, the dollar is getting weaker and everyone's purchasing power will dramatically fall.

You could invest in the market, but your gains in the market will only reflect your loss of purchasing power, and you run the risk of a market collapse as well if the Federal Reserve decides on letting the banks collapse instead.

I'm not quite sure what the best move is here, I think I'll purchase some short dated bonds/GIC's just to earn 5-6% but maintain the right to cancel the agreement and roll those obligations every month but inflation will likely exceed that amount so even that is a losing move.

The market is quite literally collapsing upward.

>> No.54380115

my lil AQB doin sumthin

>> No.54380121
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>>54379948
Bless you, I have managed to claw my losses back from a little worse than minus $200 to a little less than $150. That is a significant amount to me so imagining a 2k hit is pretty hard core in my book and it sounds like in yours as well. I have tried to keep a little room for keks through it all. If I had a way to print and some card stock I would make one of those also. BASED. I hope you can claw back some of what you have lost. I take small gains where I can scalp them because I'd rather come back by $15 or $50 than drop back by another $80. May the LORD GOD Almighty bless and keep (You).

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Oh shit Krispy Krunchy Chicken serves breakfast, too

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>>54380071
itsa couple of wavy lines

>> No.54380133

>>54380114
Unironically Gold will hit 3000 per ounce by 2024. So, gold is a good bet.

>> No.54380135

>>54380114
>The Federal Reserve cannot raise rates any longer
Wrong
>The market is quite literally collapsing upward.
Yes, forever

>> No.54380136

>>54378821
what stock do i need to buy to grow a brainreclincer?

>> No.54380142

>>54380130
>Back off, man, I'm an economist.

>> No.54380144
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How does he live with himself? Does he enjoy destroying the planet?

>> No.54380146

>>54380072
>Atlanta

>Tech startups

kek unless they get a shitload of security and not get robbed in broad daylight by joggers everyday

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>>54380130
comin for ya boomers

>> No.54380154

>>54380030
That's because it is fake and gay. The economy is in shambles, the country is in record setting debt, the middle class is basically dead, the poor are going from struggling to get by, to living in fucking tents on the sidewalk. Fortune 500 companies are laying off 10s of thousands of employees because revenue and profits are down, and somehow, SOMEHOW this is bullish. Not to mention we're about to start a war with China we can't win.

>> No.54380160

>>54380136
Sqqq

>> No.54380167

>>54380151
no one cares about your $75 in puts junior

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>>54380133
>Schiff was right

>> No.54380176

>>54380154
stop it, I can only get so bullish

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>>54380144
>How does he live with himself?
With Hunter's leftover crack and cunny

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>>54378840
thanks for the laugh. I needed it!

>> No.54380185

>>54380088
looking like it's about to be shorted for a decade, crab fishermen are about to feast

>> No.54380190

>>54380114
>I think I'll purchase some short dated bonds/GIC's just to earn 5-6%
-1% might be the only consistent option when the market is crabbing and cash will just leave you -8% value at the end of the year.

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>>54379811
>tfw you have to share the same air as these people

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FUCKING FUCJING FUUUUUUUCK

I WANTED TO BUY MORE ENVX AND NOW ITS UP ALMOST 20 GODDAMN PERCENT AND I STULL WQNT TO BUY FUCKKKKKKM

>> No.54380198

>>54380144
Based Biden for once

>> No.54380199

>>54380114
Loss of purchasing power is fine so long as my balance sheet goes up, because my mortgage is fixed and I want to be debt-free sooner. I realize debtmaxxing is a strategy but I'd rather not have it looming over my head in a recession.

>> No.54380200

>>54380133
Anon, why do you think they're going after crypto banks?

The moment any gold plays start to pay off, they'll shut those down too. "Emergency measures to stabilize JPM", "countering fraudulent bars in the CME", "raising the collectibles tax to 80% to fight the deficit and protect Are Seniors". And don't think your bullion dealers won't be subpoenaed for customer lists.

>> No.54380201

>>54380144
Unironically makes me feel good that Biden is just lying to the trannies about (((fighting climate change)))

>> No.54380205

I don't like living in a collapsing country anymore, guys.

>> No.54380211

>>54380129
based, eat the KKC pill

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>>54380154
Not to mention other shit like car loan delinquincies going up, credit debt bubbles on the verge of popping and people's savings are at all time lows.

I'm telling you anons, this is going to have a MASSIVE domino effect especially when too many banks keep fucking around with money.

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>>54380144
He doesn't actually know what he's signing.

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>>54380088

>> No.54380239

I've been having sex dreams about the cougar on bloomberg tv

>> No.54380238

>>54380205
Stop falling for the doom poster’s bs you sheep

>> No.54380241

>>54380212
That's why I will short until I'm rich or dead.

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>>54378919
that's hot.

I think I am just going to stick to puts and calls though.

>> No.54380246

>>54380061
goddamn nibba it seems we have to Rockerproof things cuz this sh!t is gross.

>>54380097
Already have that on my watchlist. Looks like a POS from a TA POV. Sticking with winners with a trend (AEHR, RIOT, SGML)

>>54380112
I barely spend a second pooping so squata-jap-potties probably will save me more time.

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>>54380144
>Auctioning off your god-given natural resources

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>>54380205
Retort: Every cuntry is collapsing dough

>> No.54380261

>>54380154
Yeah I could add about 10 other reasons, mainly the inverted yield curve, the yield curve now STEEPENING (hugely bearish indicator), Nvidia having a marketcap the same size as Apple and Berkshire Hathaway, banks, FUCKING BANKS, falling like flies, the Fed opening the discount window (something they only do when the market is about to break), but this has been done plenty of times here.
Jeff Snider already covers it enough anyway.

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>>54380144
No refunds.

>> No.54380270

>>54380200
The US finally got Ukraines' gold.

The US can finally afford to shut down crypto as it finally has shitloads of gold. It has Ukraines, Egypts, Iraqs, gold plus it can buy gold with its worthless dollarydoos.

The US is going to shut down crypto and transition to gold and cbdcs as it loses reserve currency status. It has no other choice.

>> No.54380272

>>54380238
I literally lost my job and there aren't any more.

>> No.54380280

>>54380114
the Fed won't get helicopter money out until there is blood in the streets and everyone is begging powell to do it, so now it's the time to short the market. When we get a massive correction it will be the time to rotate 100% to precious metals

>> No.54380287

>>54380154
>Not to mention we're about to start a war with China we can't win.
God, if only we were that lucky. Real war would at least give us some kino. We probably won't even get a hilarious Zoomer draft, just some gay cruise missile launches and whining sanctions.

>> No.54380289

>>54380261
stop watching doomers dooming for youtube clicks or you're ngmi

>> No.54380296

>>54380144
he's just a meat suit for the retard jew Obama cucks to destroy everything

>> No.54380307

>>54380144
He can just blame GOP to cover up the hypocrisy since he's a lame duck ahead of the elections. That's why Obama did in his off years.

>> No.54380313

>>54380289
fucker any rational person knows that everything since covid is fake and gay.

>> No.54380317

>>54379697
Greg is the x3 leverage of the youtube doom crew. Even if what he's saying is correct, I wish he would just turn it down a notch.
https://youtu.be/4xgx4k83zzc?t=4

>> No.54380336

>>54380154
It is quite sad honestly. I know someone who is literally selling her plasma right now (my exgf). And she is like... 5'2" and can't really take that much plasma extraction. But she goes once per week for $85. This is how most retail workers live. I'm glad I have a 120K WFH which gives me the opportunity to avoid that fate, but that only assumes I don't get scammed by rugpull after rugpull. Meanwhile, the elites are made whole during all this, with inflation being but a small price for us to pay on their behalf. The whole system is so twisted, late stage capitalism bullshit. But they can't see it, because they are only acting in accordance with their own interests and have never met a real human being in their entire life.

Disclaimer: I'm long on globohomo, but at the same time I want it to crash.

>> No.54380339

>>54380261
Retard, the fed doesn’t “open” the discount window it’s literally always open as a source of liquidity
You are dumb so I can understand why the world seems like a scary place

>> No.54380345

>>54380323
>>54380323
>>54380323
>>54380323

>> No.54380348

>>54380261
it takes months after the steepening for anything to start showing up to cause a market reaction. Either trade or stay out of the kitchen cuz there's money to be made in the interregnum.

>> No.54380355

>>54380129
I've never had an Empanada ever despite living in California

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>>54380205
I for one look forward to living in HYPER-BRAZIL.

>> No.54380368

>>54380144
the australiazation of the US is beginning

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>>54379933
It's a Pump and Dump holding your waifu hostage.

>> No.54380395

>>54379505
top kek

>> No.54380410

>>54380355
Empanadas are pretty great. I had Argentinian style empanadas once, it was literally one of the best things I've ever eaten. So good.

>> No.54380426

>>54380410
Damn, Argentine food sounds fucking amazing. Its like Latino food mixed with Italian food. what was in your argie empanada?

>> No.54380444

>>54380339
>literally always open as a source of liquidity
Oh no you caught me on a technicality! go fuck yourself
>>54380348
Yeah I realize we're (bobos) early, just like Uncle Burry. As long as I'm directionally correct I'm fine. Yes there will be chop in the meantime.

>> No.54380498

>>54380426
I think it was ham and cheese. I went to a Spanish grocery store and there was a qt in the back making them to order. It was amazing.

>> No.54380543

>>54380444
I caught you not understanding the thing you’re talking about as if you are an authority
kys

>> No.54380590

>>54380543
You're seething so hard, maybe you need to kys out of your own misery

>> No.54380641

>>54380590
Just slink away to the new thread and hide your ignorance better

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Swooped up XOM calls pre-pump :)