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5437531 No.5437531 [Reply] [Original]

>Single
>Make $50K a year
>25% short term capital gains tax

>Married, filling jointly
>Make $50K a year
>15% short term capital gains tax

Anyone living in commiefornia want to get hitched?

>> No.5437588
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5437588

I’m also in commiefornia. This isn’t a bad idea actually. I’ve thought about this before. Just can’t tell anyone.

> meet up with bizfag
> get married secretly at town hall
> make lots of gains
> divorce once crypto market crashes
> walk away with more $ cuz less capital gains tax

>> No.5437657

>>5437531
>>5437588
>Still paying taxes
It's the current year

>> No.5437665

>>5437588

But if we file jointly, we'd have to split it 50/50 in the divorce. One of us is bound to be bitter about it.

>> No.5437689

>>5437665
> split 50/50 on paper
> buy/send Monero actual amount owed?

>> No.5437726

>>5437689

Gonna need something more concrete than that. What if one of us cuts and runs?

>> No.5437746

>>5437531
>serving in army
>free shelter and food + money
>no taxes

>> No.5437832
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5437832

>>5437531
Californian here.

Do I have to worry about capital gains if I haven’t cashed out?

>> No.5437859

>>5437746

...you definitely still pay taxes in the military. You get tax free income only if you're deployed to a combat zone, but that doesn't include capital gains.

>> No.5437867

>>5437531
>>Single
>>Make $50K a year
>>25% short term capital gains tax

>>Married, filling jointly
>>Make $50K a year
>>15% short term capital gains tax
Yeah and guess who acquires these gains. Your wife right? Its a fucking jewtrap. 65% tax

>> No.5437894

>>5437726
you need to make a smart contract on the blockchain!

>> No.5437939

>>5437665
Nah just get the goyim to sign a prenup agreement so both parties coins aren't touched.

>> No.5438037

>>5437867
Just marry another man who's also in crypto. Live separately and just talk at tax time.

>> No.5438070

Ok bizfags, who's near Sacramento?

>> No.5438128
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5438128

>>5437726
True. Hmm donno then

>> No.5438129

>>5438037
Or marry someone hodling some pinkwojakcoins, you can even offset his losses

>> No.5438172

>>5437531
Move to other state with no capital gains tax. Stay single. More money for hookers.

>> No.5438196

>>5437746
> fighting in ZOG wars

>> No.5438228

>>5438129
Genius.

>> No.5438230

>>5438172

You need to move out of the country to escape the capital gains tax. It's federal and state. New Zealand looks pretty nice...

>> No.5438254

fucking hell biz. I lost 50k in value in the big dip and you retards are talking about getting married over gains less than that. rethink your lives.

>> No.5438315

>>5438128

>Prenup
>Trade crypto jointly

We'd have to agree on every trade though. Seems like a hassle but it might be worth it if we like similar coins.

>> No.5438316

>>5437531
only if you are the bottom bitch most of the time

>> No.5438324

>>5438254
You'd save even more than OP. Why aren't you getting a boihaven for your taxes?

>> No.5438350

>>5438254

50K is my salary, aka tax bracket. Not my gains.

>> No.5438367

>>5438324
I'm not retarded enough to get married, ever. even to a trap with a feminine dick, the judge would take his (her) side in the divorce.

>> No.5438374

>>5438350
your gains count towards your tax bracket brainlet

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5438396

If you are paying taxes on your crypto gains you're doing it wrong

CRYPTO WAS DESIGNED FOR YOU TO ESCAPE TAXES

>> No.5438417

>>5437531
a gay marriage?

>> No.5438456

>>5438417
it's not gay if balls are not touching

>> No.5438463

>>5438230
Did you read what I wrote? Yes can't escape fed capital gains tax. I wasn't talking about that. Not every state has capital gains tax.

>> No.5438475

>>5438374

Your capital gains don't increase your tax bracket. Your tax bracket is based on income?

>> No.5438494

>>5438475
>Your tax bracket is based on income?
and what would you call capital gains?