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>when you're on a Teams call from home, looking like shit (and you look ugly anyway) and your work crush is in the office and looks like she's made progress on embodying the le shiggy qt thotty fitgirl daring synthesis and you just know she thinks you're a disgusting beta freak and she has a boyfriend anyway

>> No.54375192

#JustIncelThings

>> No.54375218

>>54375185
Why do you have a crush on her, then?

>> No.54375227

>>54375185
>looking like shit (and you look ugly anyway)
iktfb, shitty jawline and weird nose and hairline and I still stress about whether my hair is too greasy or my eyes are bloodshot. My brain is pretty much in denial about it

>> No.54375237

>>54375185
>work crush
Normal people don’t have these, much less do they use phrases like this. You are a monster in their eyes, Steven.

>> No.54375238

>>54375227
Your brain produced these words. How were you able to say "my brain is in denial about it" if your brain is in actual denial? If it were in denial, you wouldn't know about it at all.

>> No.54375265

Adults are literal fucking children now.

>> No.54375315
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54375315

>>54375185
>when you're on a Teams call from home, looking like shit
Literally me in 10 minutes

>> No.54375351

>>54375238
You have an unconscious part of your brain that instinctively does things like twitching or looking at a hot girl walking past you down the street.

>> No.54375379

>>54375185
Stop falling for co-workers you idiot.

>> No.54375396

>>54375185
>having a crush on someone
Are you a woman? Why do you choose to be so pathetic?

>> No.54375537

>>54375351
I wouldn't say that it's unconscious, exactly, but I get your point. I see them as patterns that activate in your brain independent of and even against your will (e.g. you get anxious, even if you don't want to be - the anxiety literally imposes itself on you).

>> No.54375724

>>54375218

Long hair. Thin body with non-zero breasts. Relatively tall but nowhere near giraffe mode. Is book smart but sounds not very intelligent. Dresses slightly more sluttily to the office on some occasions (this top which massively shows her midriff when she leans over) which is hot whether it's deliberate or not. Not quite Stacey enough face for me to think having a crush on her is futile due to her being 1 gorillion percent unattainable (more like 1 million percent). But the way she looked recently with some new eye shadow or something was very kino.

>>54375237
>>54375379
>>54375396

>BRO, Just go to the CLUB and FUCK SLUTS

They're even more unattainable, you niggers.

>> No.54375760

>>54375724
So basically you’re a creepy terminally online incel who likes girls that look like children? Got it

>> No.54375782

>He uses a camera on teams.
Ngmi

>> No.54375793

>>54375724
>>BRO JUST GO FUCK SLUTS
Nobody said to do this. You are coping with the fact that you don’t have a conservative unvaccinated virgin partner outside of work by indulging in the delusion that they don’t exist. Get off 4chan and go find her anon.

>> No.54375915

>>54375760

>I like me a girl that has some meat on her bones, got some experience, had a ride on the rodeo and knows how to handle multiple sidearms. Heck, she had some buns in the oven? Even better partner!

>> No.54375931

>>54375185
imagine crushing on a girl virtually. get it together anon.

>> No.54376004

>>54375724
>you niggers
Okay autist. Learn how to talk to a woman before you end up with a restraining order.

>> No.54376029

>>54375724
You did describe why you find her body attractive, but why do you like her personally? She, according to your own claim, holds you in contempt.

>> No.54376085

>>54375915
So yes, you ARE a literal incel creep.

>> No.54376296

>>54376029

I've never talked to her or any woman socially for as long as I can remember, so I don't know what her personality is like.

>> No.54376331

>>54376296
But why do you like her, then (if you do)?