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bitcoin hits 17k in June
>THERE"S NO BRAKES ON THIS TRAIN IT'S GOING TO 10K
bitcoin pumps slightly
>HOLY SHIT JUST WAIT FOR THE JUNE CPI DUMP
bitcoin pumps slightly
>WOW OK SO JUST WAIT FOR THE JULY FOMC MEETING
bitcoin pumps slightly
>JUST WAIT FOR THE JULY CPI DUMP
bitcoin pumps slightly
>JUST WAIT FOR JACKSON HOLE
bitcoin finally dumps and stops above 18k
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG, 10K INCOMING
bitcoin pumps slightly
>FAKE PUMP! FAKE PUMP!!! JUST WAIT, IT'S BEARTEMBER!!!!
bitcoin dumps to 18k again
>YESSSSSS I AM SO FUCKING EUPHORIC IT'S HAPPENING
pumps slightly
>LOW VOLUME WEEKEND PUMP YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS THE MONDAY DUMP WILL BE EPIC
dumps slightly
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IT'S FUCKING OVER 10K IS PROGRAMMED
pumps slightly
>SHEMITAH DUMP INCOMING! IT'S FUCKING OVER FOR BTC!!!!!!
dumps slightly
>.........................................RUSSIA WILL MOBILIZE SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL BTC WILL GO TO 0!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pumps slightly
>THE FED ARE IMPLODING THE ECONOMY. ITS DONE. HERE COMES 15k!!
dumps a little to 18k again
>HAHAHAHA IT IS TIME FOR REALITY, 1929 DEPRESSION
pumps slightly
>THE GBP IS STARTING THE GLOBAL RUGGING OF MARKETS, ITS OVER HERE COMES 15k
Pumps slightly
>EUROPE WILL FREEZE! MARK MY WORDS, THE GAS PIPES WERE DESTROYED AND NEXT THE MARKETS
Pumps slightly
>FTX IS DONE. TIME FOR SUB 12k
dumps slightly to 15k
>JUST WAIT FOR THE CPI, ITS GONNA GET WORSE
Pumps hard
>SILVERGATE IS GONE! BANKRUPT BTC IS FINISHED
pumps violently
>SVB! LOOK! ITS OVER FOR BITCOIN
pumps violently
>CREDIT SUISSE! THIS IS THE START OF THE GREAT FINANCIAL CRISIS ON STEROIDS
pumps slightly

>> No.54366839
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54366839

Shouldn't you be shooting up a school right now?

>> No.54366907

Meanwhile, people that don’t care are getting laid and having babies. Babies you’re going to pay for with your crypto gains.

>> No.54366997
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>>54366759
>*audible sounds of devourment*
>*gulping of disgorgement*
>*the sound of liquid being violently pumped beyond cavitation threshold*

>> No.54369703

We are unironically in Great Depression 2.0

>> No.54369732

>>54366839
>>54366907
Holy shit bobos mad as fuck right now

>> No.54369749

>>54366759
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Bears are ngmi

>> No.54369887

>>54366759
>bobos are polcels
oh really, is that so?

>> No.54369892
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>>54366759
Bobos will get their money back. How does that make you feel?

>> No.54369936

>>54369892
Holy shit, that would be funny if people could just get their money back with a lawyer while these crypto fags have to hodl until their grave.

>> No.54370116
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>>54366759
meh,

smart bobos are hoarding gold however they can. i can be a bobo and still accumualte gold through aurus precious metals, just buy AX, stake and get tgold and tsilver rewards you can redeem for physical gold. if everything dumps at least gold and silver will likely moon.

>> No.54370144

>>54370116
Oh, I thought bobos were bobos in every aspect out there. Then bobos are just crypto bears?

>> No.54370173

>>54366759
Gem