/smg/ stock market general

[Anonymous No.54365318]

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.newslive.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

previously on /smg/ >>54363972

[Anonymous No.54365326]

3 days until divvies roll in
I'll spend them on booze straight away

cashflow is the only thing that matters

[Anonymous No.54365335]

Stocks will go sideways for the next 4 years

[Anonymous No.54365338]

Jannie deleted the other thread to force his link (nobody watches these vidoes)

Embarrassing

[Anonymous No.54365351]

THEY WILL PAY YOU GOOD MONEY TO USE NATURAL GAS

[Anonymous No.54365353]

>>54365318
Ahem.

[Anonymous No.54365357]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.54365362]

>>54365338
how did that guy afford so many bags of groceries?

[Anonymous No.54365364]

>AMD has its worst day in two weeks
>immediately open up a bunch of 3day calls

why the fuck am i like this
why cant i just let tech go

[Anonymous No.54365366]

YOU VILL USE JANNIE'S TEMPLATE

[Anonymous No.54365372]

>>54365353
Based mommy poster

[Anonymous No.54365374]

>>54365353

[Anonymous No.54365380]

AQB is the real long term play

[Anonymous No.54365381]

>>54365353
I love mommy so much

[Anonymous No.54365386]

>directional day without huge swings
comfy

[Anonymous No.54365388]

>>54365353
Hear, hear.

[Anonymous No.54365393]

ALL
PRICES
MUST
CHANGE

[Anonymous No.54365397]

Its interesting that its so taboo to think that a group of people would work together in secret to for some goal, so much that people have to preface things by saying "im not a conspiratorial person, but..." so they dont get attacked. This in itself makes it easy for groups to conspire against others when the notion of a conspiracy is not even allowed to be entertained.

[Anonymous No.54365400]

>>54365386
right- its veerry calm today.

[Anonymous No.54365403]

>>54365366
jawohl!

>>54365353
Based & Red Pilled

I have sold my BOIL baggies, In this moment, I am comfy.

[Anonymous No.54365409]

>>54365318
Guys, I'm going all in NATGAS, is this a good idea? thanks in advances00nj4

[Anonymous No.54365414]

COCA COLA

WILL NEVER DIE

[Anonymous No.54365416]

>>54365353

[Anonymous No.54365419]

>>54365397
take your anti-Semitism to /pol/

[Anonymous No.54365421]

>>54365393
At least real value bleeds every second we crab.

[Anonymous No.54365424]

I sold sqqq at the bottom yesterday.

[Anonymous No.54365427]

>>54365353
Who is this

[Anonymous No.54365432]

>>54365409
I'm thinking 3.40

[Anonymous No.54365434]

>>54365397

[Anonymous No.54365439]

>>54365409
If you mean BOIL then no. If you mean a cache of beans and sows to start a BRAP farm then yes

[Anonymous No.54365447]

>>54365427
that one russian politician or defense general iirc

[Anonymous No.54365449]

>>54365338
every link in the OP makes money from clicks you retard

[Anonymous No.54365453]

In honor of bagholding edition I present to you /o/'s spirit animal. The log man.

[Anonymous No.54365464]

>>54365427
>>54365447
she was some sort of police/military/judicial authority in crimea

[Anonymous No.54365471]

>AMC shot up 15%
Why?

[Anonymous No.54365475]

>>54365453
At least he had the decency to put a flag on that log. I see too many over bed loads just hanging out there waiting to go in someone's windshield.

[Anonymous No.54365477]

>>54365427
>>54365464
>>54365447
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natalia_Poklonskaya

[Anonymous No.54365479]

>>54365453
>the suspension on that poor car

[Anonymous No.54365481]

>>54365439
>boil
not everybody trades gay etfs

[Anonymous No.54365482]

I'm all in on SPY, NVDA, and APPL calls.

The market can crash now.

[Anonymous No.54365489]

>>54365400
Too calm...

[Anonymous No.54365497]

>>54365471
Amazon buyout rumors: https://www.intersect.news/p/amazon-investing-amc-movie-theater

[Anonymous No.54365500]

boy i can’t wait for the completely authentic green candles to come out at 3:00 and erase this entire day’s progress.

[Anonymous No.54365502]

BOILSISTERS
HELP

[Anonymous No.54365507]

>>54365471
Why is anyone surprised by so-called meme stock price action? It’s not 2021. Where have you been? Realistically it’s insider shenanigans, but they can hide behind shit like Reddit pumping their bags when they pull this now.

[Anonymous No.54365511]

>>54365482
Thank you for your sacrifice

[Anonymous No.54365514]

POWER HOUR PLEASE GOOD SIRS

[Anonymous No.54365515]

>>54365427
>>54365447
>>54365464
She got promoted. Current gig is advisor to prosecutor general of Russia.

[Anonymous No.54365519]

>>54365500
>progress

[Anonymous No.54365521]

that feel when 3 figure poorfag...

[Anonymous No.54365528]

>>54365409
niggers will come up to your car window at red lights and give you FIE DOLLAS to take some natgas off their hands

[Anonymous No.54365531]

>>54365479
>suspension

[Anonymous No.54365541]

>>54365514
No no no it has to be pure red all the time it's important for my portfolio
>>54365475
>>54365479

[Anonymous No.54365547]

>>54365528
They jus' got buckets of it

[Anonymous No.54365549]

>>54365502
I made a great meme of a lobster wojak going into a boiling pot with red candles, but I can't post pictures

[Anonymous No.54365551]

>>54365453
Logjammin'
Coming to fix the cable

[Anonymous No.54365553]

>>54365549
post it on catbox.moe

[Anonymous No.54365561]

anyone trading UVXY? it's been trading like a shit co for the last 3 weeks.

[Anonymous No.54365564]

>>54365541
lmao it's probably FWD too.

[Anonymous No.54365573]

>futures

[Anonymous No.54365580]

TOTAL
MARKET
REDEMPTION

[Anonymous No.54365581]

I wonder what the deal on that neg vol spike a few min ago on BOIL was

[Anonymous No.54365586]

My SOXL average is 28

I have 600 shares

How long until I have big bucks?

Real replies only

Thank you for your time

[Anonymous No.54365587]

>>54365561
im holding since 6.23, slightly regret not selling at 7.20 but the more ive read the more i believe we'll get pic related

[Anonymous No.54365588]

>>54365564
>boy i can’t wait for the completely authentic green candles to come out at 3:00 and erase this entire day’s progress.

well it looks like they came early- we healiiiing

[Anonymous No.54365593]

>>54365564
everything is FWD unless proven otherwise

also it's a golf

[Anonymous No.54365603]

>>54365581
ZOOMIED

[Anonymous No.54365604]

Is JEPI a scam? How are they giving out 11% plus dividends? What's the risk to my principal vs a money market fund earning 4.5%?

[Anonymous No.54365613]

>>54365586
28? Not until 2024-25

[Anonymous No.54365615]

>>54365573
>that crash
what the fuck. scary shit

[Anonymous No.54365616]

>>54365573
>spacers
>not checking your lugs after the shop
I saw a jeep lose a tire as it rolled outta a tire store just a month ago.. never trust wagies to work on your vehicle.

[Anonymous No.54365626]

>>54365564
Boy, that tattoo is really off-putting

[Anonymous No.54365629]

>>54365616
Should never use spacers.

[Anonymous No.54365631]

>>54365587
I don't see UVXY 10x-ing again in my lifetime. I'm just swinging at $5 and seeing how it goes.

[Anonymous No.54365638]

>>54365626
Try not to venerate women; they're all whores.

[Anonymous No.54365639]

>>54365553
Too much work

[Anonymous No.54365645]

this market wants higher

[Anonymous No.54365659]

>>54365631
VIX spiked even higher in 2008 than in 2020, it could do at least a 15x but im not waiting for a price im waiting for the fear

[Anonymous No.54365660]

>>54365580

[Anonymous No.54365703]

>>54365660
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BRING ME GREEN FEED MY VILLAGE VISHNU

[Anonymous No.54365711]

>>54365613
I'm willing to accept that if you have some good reasoning. It almost hit 20 recently, why can't it hit 30?

[Anonymous No.54365715]

>>54365586
You got awhile fren. Until then put that shit to work and go treat yourself to something nice.

[Anonymous No.54365722]

[Anonymous No.54365737]

>>54365586
Could literally be years.

[Anonymous No.54365738]

What's that one etf that pays out dividends and trades flat?

[Anonymous No.54365744]

>>54365561
>it's been trading like a shit co for the last 3 weeks
Do you know what the VIX is?

[Anonymous No.54365747]

>>54365722
The true chad is snibs. Trade the range or fail to beat 20% daily inflation.

[Anonymous No.54365750]

>>54365738
ARKK

[Anonymous No.54365757]

The mumus are trying to buy this dip
Little do they know they're gunna be suckin deez nutz soon

[Anonymous No.54365766]

>>54365757
buy the dip and hold the bag

[Anonymous No.54365774]

>>54365586
Why didn't you average down at some point over the last several months?

[Anonymous No.54365780]

>>54365750
Instructions unclear, my TFSA is now leveraged at 110.2%

[Anonymous No.54365783]

Oil > BOIL

[Anonymous No.54365797]

>>54365738
JEPI
JHEQX

[Anonymous No.54365802]

>>54365586
anon, you might want to sit down for this....................

[Anonymous No.54365810]

>up 6%
WISH niggers, where we at?

[Anonymous No.54365825]

>>54365586
If you insist on holding them like a retard, at least hedge the position with SOXS or write covered calls or cash secured puts, jesus

>>54365797
Thanks, that was it

[Anonymous No.54365826]

Is JEPI really a scam bros..

[Anonymous No.54365835]

>>54365564
>tattoo


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.54365836]

>>54365826
>Do you like sucking Jamie Dimon's dick?

[Anonymous No.54365844]

>Stock Market Weakens; Warren Buffett Makes A Quick $450 Million; Micron Stock Slides Ahead Of Earnings

[Anonymous No.54365850]

>>54365826
Not a scam no. It's a flawed investment product though.

[Anonymous No.54365856]

>>54365826
No, because you cannot write calls only hedge funds are allowed too.

[Anonymous No.54365857]

I have a strange feeling we dump at the last 10-5 min or so.... screen shot this and make fun of me Mumu

[Anonymous No.54365868]

>>54365850
Could you please explain why you consider JEPI a "flawed" investment product?

[Anonymous No.54365871]

>>54365564
MOMMY WHYYY!!!

[Anonymous No.54365875]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.54365880]

Thinking about buying some Dave & Buster's E. before earnings. I might as well short Micron, but I'm afraid it's going to backfire because of MUH semiconductors.
>Srini Pajjuri, of Raymond James, expects a tough coming earnings quarter for the chip maker but then sees a nice rebound.
>Micron reports Q2 FY 2023 results on March 28. Analysts expect the widest-ever net losses and revenue less than half what it was a year earlier.

[Anonymous No.54365889]

>>54365868
>Could you please explain why you consider JEPI a "flawed" investment product?
No

[Anonymous No.54365891]

>>54365715
Can you explain how that wouldn't be a huge risk? Is it just because the assumption is that SOXL would get nowhere near 28 by January 2024? What if some nonsense happens and it pumps?

>>54365774
I buy a little more every week or so to average down, I'll keep doing it for the foreseeable future

[Anonymous No.54365892]

>stocks crash after tranny decides shooting kids in school is faster and more effective than grooming them in drag.

[Anonymous No.54365902]

AMC BUYOUT BY AMAZON
> AMC BUYOUT BY AMAZON
AMC BUYOUT BY AMAZON
> AMC BUYOUT BY AMAZON

[Anonymous No.54365911]

>>54365902
This is dumber than Rivian and Blue Origin combined.

[Anonymous No.54365912]

>>54365871
What no husband does to a bitch

[Anonymous No.54365933]

>>54365889
Oh okay, thats a shame. Thanks anyway

[Anonymous No.54365935]

WTF IS THIS SHIT
BOIL HAS COMPLETELY
TIGHTLY
FUCKING FLATTENED

[Anonymous No.54365943]

>California Lawmakers Pass Bill to Limit Oil Company Profits

[Anonymous No.54365955]

>>54365935
LOOK AT IT
JUST
LOOK
AT
IT

[Anonymous No.54365957]

>>54365935
we have reached the singularly

[Anonymous No.54365963]

>>54365935
Looks like I bought calls just in time

[Anonymous No.54365965]

>>54365902
sorry sweaty that's been debunked

[Anonymous No.54365972]

>>54365935
they stopped selling limit down forever

[Anonymous No.54365974]

>>54365935
>>54365955

[Anonymous No.54365976]

>>54365935
Flattened? my nigga being propped up

[Anonymous No.54365977]

>>54365935
Stop gambling on commodity ETFs.

[Anonymous No.54365981]

>>54365943
lol wut?

[Anonymous No.54365986]

>>54365826
>>54365850
What's the risk to my principal vs a money market fund earning 4.5%

[Anonymous No.54365998]

boil fags wont stop boiling in these threads about losing money on their shitty overleveraged not-meme meme.

[Anonymous No.54366000]

>>54365935
>BOIL going negative, BOIL baggies will literally pay me to take their bags soon

LMAO

[Anonymous No.54366004]

>>54365935
>The game's up, KOLD klan. There are no more sellers left in that market.
Oh come on, you don't think I'm gonna fall for that old trick?
>It's not a trick. There was one sale at the peak in June, two when gas storages filled up, two at the Freeport explosion, and one by Reddit bagholders.
That's not six.
>One plus two plus two plus one.
Uh uh. There was only one sale to cover the EU's full storage tanks. That's one plus two plus one plus one.
>Even if you were right, that would be one plus one plus two plus one not one plus two plus one plus one.
Ok, fine. One plus two plus on-SHUT UP. The point is there's one baggie left in this market and guess who's gonna short them?

[Anonymous No.54366009]

>>54365976
yea I'm buying this false bottom

[Anonymous No.54366018]

>>54365891
It would be risk but a break even risk that gives you money now to average down even more or buy something else. If you want more profit then raise the strike price. If you’re worried about risk then SOXL isn’t for you.

[Anonymous No.54366027]

>>54366004
Based Tim Curry enjoyer.

[Anonymous No.54366030]

>>54365935
Crabs always win baby

[Anonymous No.54366031]

yo dawg i heard you like downtrends so we put a downtrend in your downtrend so you can downtrend while you downtrendin

[Anonymous No.54366047]

>>54366031
Fuckin antediluvian meme right here.

[Anonymous No.54366050]

Every day be like
>gap
>close gap in first 1/2 hour
>trend slowly in direction of gap for rest of day
>retard pump/dump in opposite direction in power/sour hour
And just like that nothing will ever happen again.

[Anonymous No.54366056]

PSA: I will never bake another thread. I am always the ON-TIME baker, and ALWAYS include links. however i was harassed in the previous thread AND this one for providing that service so you can thank those anons for ruining it for the general. If you only knew how hard I work in the background to ensure we get the most out of these threads. anyways, expect lots of early, late, and low quality bakes from here on out because i am GONE.

[Anonymous No.54366063]

>>54365935
>>54365974
>>54365955

>What is futures contract expiry

[Anonymous No.54366066]

>>54365986
well I'll say JEBI does have an advantage that you can sell options on it. You can't on a money market

[Anonymous No.54366070]

>>54366056
see you tomorrow

[Anonymous No.54366078]

INSIDER TIP HERE

MU WILL COMPLETELY MISS EARNINGS EXPECT A 10% DROP ON STOCK PRICE

[Anonymous No.54366088]

Holy fuck markets do something! This is crazy boring.

[Anonymous No.54366091]

>>54366078
duh... micron is a POS like INTC.

[Anonymous No.54366094]

>>54366078
>*misses earnings*
>*guides down*
>*rallies 5%*
>"Priced in :^)"

[Anonymous No.54366095]

>>54366078
but anon missing earnings is bullish

[Anonymous No.54366108]

>>54366078
>MU WILL COMPLETELY MISS EARNINGS
And it's going to pump nonetheless THOUGH.

[Anonymous No.54366114]

>>54365957
This is very much in line with how it strikes me. Part of me thinks this is it, this is the buy in, and the rest things it's already seen that trap (traps are gay, btw) before.

[Anonymous No.54366119]

>>54366078
Alright random internet stranger. I took your advice, better not be wrong.

[Anonymous No.54366133]

>>54365935
S

[Anonymous No.54366143]

>>54366063
YES...I saw someone say that the contract rollover was happening today and should be completed by tomorrow. Fascinating if that is what this moment actually was. I've been trying to find the direct info on the schedule for all that.

[Anonymous No.54366149]

any other succession fans in da chat
new episode was pretty great

[Anonymous No.54366150]

>>54366078
feel free to put deez nutz inside your mouth bro

[Anonymous No.54366151]

>>54366114
3.40 here we come

[Anonymous No.54366168]

>>54366078
buying calls

[Anonymous No.54366169]

>>54366066
Well my dilemma is that I just parked all my day trading cash on deposit in SWVXX which is earning around 4.5% but I have to wait 30 days for it to become marginable, meaning I can't trade in that account until then due to day trading margin requirements. But if I just park that $25k in JEPI, I'll earn 11% dividends but there is probably some risk to JEPI getting dunked on at some point.

[Anonymous No.54366173]

>>54366151
Yep, already heading further.

[Anonymous No.54366177]

>>54366149
>Activated sunflower seeds

[Anonymous No.54366179]

>>54366078
did you get the insider tip cos its down 2 days??

[Anonymous No.54366186]

>>54366143
kek are you fags that retarded? Don't play with sh!t that track futures if you don't understand CME traded futures contracts. You fags also don't know that futures settle their prices at 18:30 UTC (well ahead of when normal open hours in "stocks" on NYSE close).

https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/energy/natural-gas/natural-gas.calendar.html

[Anonymous No.54366196]

>>54366169
But i think JEPI would count toward my margin right away

[Anonymous No.54366213]

>>54366186
That's not what matters as much as when the specific contract that BOIL is based on expires and rolls into the next month (May to June I think is what's happening now).

[Anonymous No.54366215]

Quit trading BOIL
Quit looking at BOIL

[Anonymous No.54366222]

>>54366213
it matters when you're trading like I am. buy and hold is for loser fags that follow twatter.

[Anonymous No.54366232]

>>54366215
I know reverse psychology. You're taking this opportunity to accumulate BOIL!

[Anonymous No.54366240]

>>54366213
Maybe April to May, but as of yesterday May 23 is listed.

[Anonymous No.54366249]

>Oscar Health names former Aetna head Mark Bertolini as CEO

had a big pump and huge volume increase. is this dude some kinda magical negro?

[Anonymous No.54366254]

BOIL hasnt moved...did it get delisted

[Anonymous No.54366256]

The beginning of the bear market is now. Can you feel it?

[Anonymous No.54366266]

>>54366254
Reverse split soon

[Anonymous No.54366269]

>California lawmakers pass country's first penalty for gas price gouging
LOL

[Anonymous No.54366271]

>>54366254
>>54366215
you idiots should save your money and buy a noose. Fooking retail summer every damn month on expiry.

[Anonymous No.54366275]

>>54366254
Natural gas froze.

[Anonymous No.54366280]

>>54366222
I am sure it is great to be smart enough to do whatever it is that you do but at least I do not have any social media whatsoever outside of here, so I've got that going for me, which is nice.

[Anonymous No.54366294]

>>54366280
you don't need to be smart. You just need to learn to read ya fag.
how hard is it to type "NATURAL GAS FUTURES EXPIRY" in google?

[Anonymous No.54366295]

ELIZABETH WARREN IS CONDUCTING AN HOSTILE TAKEOVER OF BOIL INC.!

[Anonymous No.54366298]

>>54366254
BOIL has been halted to give Jews some time to print more nat gas. Expect further drop tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.54366300]

Just ... do something already

[Anonymous No.54366311]

THE SOUREST HOURS ARE UPON US. THE END IS NIGH. REPENT.

>>54366088
So my take away from the interview here is she just wants to fug?

[Anonymous No.54366313]

>>54366269
Wtf im moving to california! Its so cool and urban!! And now theyre protecting us from evil gas companies!?! Also Im black so I cant wait for the $5 million We Wuz Kangz Stimulus!!!

[Anonymous No.54366320]

>>54366311
She want commit but chad only want to fug

[Anonymous No.54366321]

>>54366300
what is
>KOLD
>BABA
>SGML
>AMC
>YINN
>CWEB
>ONG
>OILU
>GUSH
>NRGU

sorry you suck

[Anonymous No.54366324]

>>54365586
You're down 45%, anon. That's really bad.
According to Lee Freeman-Shor's research, if you're picking individual stocks and one of them is down a lot, your portfolio will tend to perform better if you either (1) sell that stock and move on or (2) buy more of it. Holding and hoping for recovery did badly on average.
SOXL is a single-industry ETF, not an individual stock. But you might want to treat it the same way.

[Anonymous No.54366327]

>>54366294
>google

[Anonymous No.54366332]

>>54366300

[Anonymous No.54366335]

>>54366269
Watching California completely crumble has been a joy. What's sad, is they're just getting started. The entirety of California is going to look like Gary Indiana when it's all said and done.

[Anonymous No.54366338]

>>54366327
>microsoft bing

well it looks like I found the problem. kekekeke

[Anonymous No.54366344]

>>54366269
gas price go brrrrrrrr!

[Anonymous No.54366361]

>54365364
because you need attention but aren't getting it

[Anonymous No.54366363]

>>54366088
Humanity has declined.

[Anonymous No.54366370]

>>54366321
thank you for the list!

[Anonymous No.54366377]

Talk me out of buying NVDA after missing out.

[Anonymous No.54366385]

Oh yeah and also.
Short the S&P 500.

[Anonymous No.54366388]

>>54366377
Ask your sassy stockbroker (female) AI

[Anonymous No.54366392]

>>54365935
>>54365955
how much longer until it's delisted?

[Anonymous No.54366396]

kek, tradies, kek

[Anonymous No.54366397]

>>54366377
dont buy the top

[Anonymous No.54366408]

>>54366392
They'd just reverse split, same as a thousand other times. This isn't "negative oil in 2020" levels of crazy.

[Anonymous No.54366411]

>>54365974
The bottom is in! go all in

[Anonymous No.54366421]

>>54366254
>>54366298
If you are too stupid to know what a fatherfucking expiry is on futures, you are too stupid to trade nat gas.

[Anonymous No.54366422]

>>54366027
...BAaaaaSED!

[Anonymous No.54366430]

>>54366392
Not habbening ever for a good while but might reverse split.

[Anonymous No.54366445]

>>54366411
Looks like someone did.

[Anonymous No.54366450]

Should i buy AMC? That news really spiked it up.

[Anonymous No.54366463]

I just don't know what to long/short before close.

[Anonymous No.54366465]

>>54365935
FLATTEN THE

[Anonymous No.54366467]

>>54365453
What about 2x4 beaner?

[Anonymous No.54366482]

What's happening today? Is it sentiment or is there new news

[Anonymous No.54366487]

>>54365421
Imagine shes making this face as your blasting our her bald pussy from behind and she's riding reverse cowgirl
Jesus fuck

[Anonymous No.54366496]

>>54366450
>>54366377
buy all the NVDA and AMC you can for tomorrow.

>>54366421
don't bother telling these fags. There's an endless amount of suckers in this game >>54366445

[Anonymous No.54366497]

>>54366467
Looks to be pvc

[Anonymous No.54366498]

I'm buying defence stocks not because I support the war in Ukraine or the fact that the USA is now the new USSR and will defend their dying dollar at all cost, but because ultimately I want to leverage my exposure to humanities great strife. Man in competition for resources and dominance, as Hegal once said "War is progress, peace is stagnation" and I want to be on the side of progress

[Anonymous No.54366503]

>>54365573

[Anonymous No.54366504]

>>54366487
I doubt it's bald.

[Anonymous No.54366510]

>>54366482
People realized that a fixed banking crisis means higher for longer rape hikes.

[Anonymous No.54366531]

So I ended up buying equal parts JEPQ and SJB. They seem to offset eachother and I end up with about a 5.5% yield

[Anonymous No.54366535]

>>54366496
I learn more every day from Anons saying things like that. At some point I might wind up knowing just barely enough.

[Anonymous No.54366537]

>>54366498
thanks Cassandra

https://twitter.com/BurryArchive/status/1640434202075369479

[Anonymous No.54366538]

>>54366503
>dat wink

[Anonymous No.54366541]

WHAT THE HELL!!! THE MARKET IS RECOVERING ON NO NEWS!

[Anonymous No.54366557]

>>54366541
Bogleheads are fearless. And they buy.

No. Matter. What.

[Anonymous No.54366560]

>>54366541
kekekeke Georgy boy prolly scooped up some RIOT, MARA, ETH, BTC while you were sleeping on SPY/QQQ today.

[Anonymous No.54366562]

>>54366504
It's absolutely shaved bro

[Anonymous No.54366567]

>>54366450
Sure, go all in

[Anonymous No.54366569]

Anyone else flirting with the idea of buying JXN again? Solid it at $43 some time ago, current price seems too nice but I'm probably going to lose everything I gained due to my greed.

[Anonymous No.54366570]

The bailout is the fed pretending to care about failing banks
Banks were already struggling to make money with low input costs, but now FRC is borrowing that money at 5%
so can you tell me exactly how they're going to sell $200 billion worth of mortgages above 5% in this environment? that's just to break even.

it's not even a bandaid, its the doctor saying "walk it off"

[Anonymous No.54366577]

>>54366562
Nah it's like the finest mink coat.

[Anonymous No.54366582]

>>54366557
Bogleheads are my exit liquidity.

>>54366535
whether you learn anything is a function of your IQ, willpower, persistence, and effort. If you survive 2023 without blowing up your account(s)...

[Anonymous No.54366599]

>MOC IMBALANCE 472 MLN BUY-SIDE.

[Anonymous No.54366621]

>>54366599
why don't you use Tom Lee. Tony Dwyer has been bearish for at least a year now.

>>54366577
fooking coomers

[Anonymous No.54366638]

>>54366621
Well if you have captioned pictures of him, I'm sure they'd find their way onto my hard drive.

[Anonymous No.54366654]

crab days are so fucking gay

[Anonymous No.54366659]

>BANKERS REPORT TO FOX BUSINESS THAT FIRST REPUBLIC NO LONGER FOR SALE
FRCbros...

[Anonymous No.54366688]

>>54366659
>Jamie dimon gave up?

BUY BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.54366696]

>>54366659
Kek baggies

[Anonymous No.54366712]

>>54366582
>willpower, persistence, and effort
Yes, the saying things leads me towards where to dig for info, it's what got me looking into the contracts ahead, which lead to witnessing contango rugs, and me exiting BOIL before the losses were truly severe. I keep adding to the knowledge as best I am able every day. My IQ is not so great, and I know for a fact, can directly tell, that I am not as sharp now as I was able to be decades ago. All through life I do what I can with what I have to work with. At any rate, I am deeply appreciative of all who have given me worthwhile comments like that one which caused me to realize I was fucking myself and to learn more (again, to the best of my rather broken abilities).

[Anonymous No.54366717]

>>54366621
If I can't coom to market action, then I shall coom to Russian lawyers.

[Anonymous No.54366720]

>BOIL
w-was that it? did i buy the bottom?

[Anonymous No.54366748]

>>54366720

[Anonymous No.54366752]

>>54366717
I too consider myself to be a bit of a sexual astronaut. Exploring the new frontier of sexual degeneracy.

[Anonymous No.54366758]

Sirs, I need your expert help once again. My very innovative medicare stock, CLOV, is down under $1 yes? Means delisting is dangerous. Please, kindly, beggingly you, consider buying few shares and telling your friends. That's all, bless your mother.

[Anonymous No.54366760]

fuck this gay market

[Anonymous No.54366771]

>>54366078

[Anonymous No.54366786]

First Republic no longer for sale. Interesting. Either already sold or they are out of the deep shit.

[Anonymous No.54366788]

>>54366752
>Go hiking with hippie friend last summer
>She takes off her shoes to hike one section barefoot
>MFW

[Anonymous No.54366796]

did you buy teh dip anon

[Anonymous No.54366797]

> mu already up 0.37% after hours

Kek baggie

[Anonymous No.54366799]

I’m so tired of this shit bobros. Why can we not just have a proper red day?

[Anonymous No.54366812]

> MU

Always inverse /smg/

[Anonymous No.54366822]

>>54366786
>they are out of the deep shit.
they got a loan that is nothing but superficial to the outside... Another anon mentioned the 5% rate of the loan. its nothing but a finger in the dike.

[Anonymous No.54366823]

>>54366812
We'll see about the earnings call. Maybe the CEO will drop a couple racial slurs.

[Anonymous No.54366832]

>>54366812
I sold just above 61 and I'm pretty good at selling the top

[Anonymous No.54366833]

Been holding SOXS at 33.17 for months, should I capitulate and neck? Or should I wait for teh collapse people keep predicting even though multiple banks folded and markets didn't give a shit?

[Anonymous No.54366838]

>>54366786
Or the market is closed.

[Anonymous No.54366845]

>>54366833
why haven't you been DCAing

[Anonymous No.54366846]

おわった

[Anonymous No.54366855]

>Even the MU earnings gamble crabs

[Anonymous No.54366857]

>>54366797
lmao

[Anonymous No.54366860]

>Micron misses on revenue, has double the loss per share, a margin of -20% vs +3% estimate
>Stock is flat
lmao

[Anonymous No.54366871]

>>54366812
C-c-c-c-combo breaker!!!!

[Anonymous No.54366873]

ASMB stock ladies!

[Anonymous No.54366893]

Nielsen sent me $2, literally 2 $1 bills, to participate in their survey for $5 more.

[Anonymous No.54366896]

>>54366812
> MU missed earnings by a country mile and pumps anyway.
Crazy ass bull market. Semis will never go down

[Anonymous No.54366908]

>no ding ding ding anon
It's over for good this time. This is the final /smg/.

[Anonymous No.54366910]

>>54366838
I'm not talking about the stock you dumb cunt, but a statement from the bank saying that the bank is no longer for sale.

[Anonymous No.54366915]

>>54366896
>>54366860
Their operating margin was better than expected. Betting against semi companies in the 21st century is pants on head retarded.

[Anonymous No.54366921]

>closed +$4.90 (0.00%)
why did the market even open?

[Anonymous No.54366922]

>>54366873
Tranny

[Anonymous No.54366937]

>>54366915
Yeah cause they fired like 15% of their staff

[Anonymous No.54366943]

>>54366822
Banks have to beat 5% yield to generate profit. Treasuries yield less than 5% so everything is fucked

[Anonymous No.54366950]

>>54366915
No it wasn't. It was much worse than expected. -20% compared to expected +3%. That contributed to the massively increased loss per share.

[Anonymous No.54366959]

>>54366720
i'm thinking of buying 1000 shares of boil to sell covered calls. is that a wise idea?

[Anonymous No.54366972]

>>54366937
Means they've gotten more efficient and removed the filth. Extremely bullish. More money means more money and that's the end of it. Semis are quite literally unstoppable in the 21st century like the guy said and nobody can deny that.
As long as they keep making profit and have some semblance of a future, they'll be fine. The bar for semis is very low in a "high" rate environment

[Anonymous No.54366973]

>>54366910
Yeah. I bought it. Who’s the dumb cunt now?

[Anonymous No.54366981]

Most of you heard of Strap-on, I'm sure of it. But did you see a company named "Snap-on" (SNA)? No it's not a spin-off of gettting fucked in your ass by your wife. This company produces high quality construction tools and accessories, which is the 2nd most popular thing men dream about right after getting their anal cavity filled by their loving wives according to a study I made up.
Why did I bring up this company you may ask? Well here is the list of reasons:
- continued growth YoY and MoM
- decent earnings
- optimistic guidance
- managable amount of debt
- everyone needs hardware tools to build anything that matters (imagine being a coder, soon to be replaced by AI)
- on that note, no semiconductor survives in a match against a decent hammer
- did 10x since 2002 already and another 10x awaits (basically next Apple)
- share price is in triple digits, which means only white people can afford it.

I'm sure this is convincing, although if I were you I wouldn't listen to me, listen to your own heart. Let's build back better with Snap-on tools!

[Anonymous No.54366988]

>that eps on MU
Holy shit this turd is going to sink hard tomorrow

[Anonymous No.54366990]

The Hang Seng has increased 15.26% over the last six months, 1.83% over the last five days and 1.11% today. Beating the S&P 500 in all measures.

The iShares MSCI China ETF has increased 15.58% over the last six months 3.34% over the last five days and 3.08% today. Beating the S&P 500 in all measures.

What are we seeing? The very beginnings of a global 'run on China'. Why? Chinese stocks offer high growth at a low premium while U.S. stocks offer no growth at a high premium. Banks can no longer receive easy inflationary gains on the NYSE because the printer shut down. They desperately need to find real growth and real value.

Of course, the richest and most spoiled will resist. They hate China. They know at current valuations China could quickly deliver fourfold, fivefold returns. But they hate the notion of a state that they formerly colonized being independent and having its own foreign policy. China was just supposed to be their sweatshop, the Chinese their manufacturing slaves. So the notion of this people rising up and pursuing their own independent, contradictory foreign policy is a hard pill to swallow. They would rather wait for the government bailout instead than invest in this "terribly anti-democratic" "homophobic misogynist" "militaristic" "regimé", a.k.a. slave revolt.

But others don't have that luxury. Or the hurt feelings. Latin American banks, Southern and Eastern European financial institutions, the Gulf countries & their enormous sovereign wealth funds, and large Indo-Pakistani and Southeast Asian conglomerates, whatever banks African countries may have ... all are slowly, inevitably exiting the U.S. market and waltzing in to Chinese securities. Not that U.S. stocks are going to go away, not at all. But that Chinese securities will take up more and more of their portfolios to the tune of sweet billions and xx%+ YoY market index increases.

Buy China, hold China. Perhaps even ... long China?

[Anonymous No.54366995]

Double digit nvda waiting room

[Anonymous No.54366996]

Two red days in a row. Tomorrow will be green right?

[Anonymous No.54366998]

*snip snips your path*

[Anonymous No.54366999]

>>54366981
t. dude who spent $3,750 on tools he didn't need today

[Anonymous No.54367004]

>>54366943
not really, depends on what they pay out to depositors, they can give people 3% on savings account and buy treasuries for 5% making 2% profit.

[Anonymous No.54367007]

>>54366972
Woah there watch out anon, didn't you know that 5% rates are SUPER HIGH?? These have been the most aggressive rate hikes in history! It's not like these companies were totally fine when rates were much higher!!

Bears are so fucking dumb

[Anonymous No.54367008]

LONG NOSE CLOSE FOR SUCKERS
>>54366504
Damn. The Duma must pay pretty well.

[Anonymous No.54367019]

>>54366990
>disappears your ceo
Nothing personal, gweilo

[Anonymous No.54367024]

>>54366999
I hate trips of truth

[Anonymous No.54367023]

>SPY -.09%
OH NO NO NO NO OPTIONS BROS NOT LIKE THIS

[Anonymous No.54367025]

>>54366972
>As long as they keep making profit
They lost 2 bucks a share. Their profits have been tanking for a year in spite of demand being through the roof. Also the entire sector is overvalued out of some ridiculous assumption that in the near and mid future we're going to need many MORE semiconductors rather than just better ones for specific applications.

[Anonymous No.54367048]

>>54366996

[Anonymous No.54367051]

>>54367004
>depositors put money in money market
Im honestly not sure how banks get away with 0% savings rates on deposits

[Anonymous No.54367067]

>>54366999
Checked and tool hoarder pilled

[Anonymous No.54367088]

Dude you simply CANNOT tell me that we're in an eternal doom bear market when complete bullshit like LULU moons. Yeah sure, a fucking yoga pants company is worth more than big tech. Fucking nonsense.

[Anonymous No.54367090]

>>54367024
Cheer up! You could be putting your worse places, like the stock market.

[Anonymous No.54367102]

>>54367025
Ehe... yeah, and still it keeps pumping. So who is wrong? You or the market. To be honest, I am also disappointed since I was hoping to buy semi cheapies this year but that doesn't seem to be the case since this stupid market just keeps pumping pumping and pumping. Bad earnings? Might drop 5-10% and instantly recoil and then up +5% the next day... because why not?
In my opinion it's just the market calling out the banks for being pussies and getting away with it

[Anonymous No.54367104]

The Hang Seng has increased 15.26% over the rast six months, 1.83% over the rast five days and 1.11% today. Beating the S&P 500 in arr measures.

The iShares MSCI China ETF has increased 15.58% over the rast six months 3.34% over the last five days and 3.08% today. Beating the S&P 500 in arr measures.

What are we seeing? The very beginnings of a grobar 'run on China'. Why? Chinese stocks offer high growth at a row premium whire U.S. stocks offer no growth at a high premium. Banks can no ronger receive easy infrationary gains on the NYSE because the printer shut down. They desperatery need to find rear growth and rear varue.

Of course, the richest and most spoired wirr resist. They hate China. They know at current varuations China courd quickry deriver fourford, fiveford returns. But they hate the notion of a state that they formerry coronized being independent and having its own foreign poricy. China was just supposed to be their sweatshop, the Chinese their manufacturing sraves. So the notion of this peopre rising up and pursuing their own independent, contradictory foreign poricy is a hard pirr to swarrow. They wourd rather wait for the government bairout instead than invest in this "terribry anti-democratic" "homophobic misogynist" "miritaristic" "regimé", a.k.a. srave revort.

But others don't have that ruxury. Or the hurt feerings. Ratin American banks, Southern and Eastern European financiar institutions, the Gurf countries & their enormous sovereign wearth funds, and rarge Indo-Pakistani and Southeast Asian congromerates, whatever banks African countries may have ... arr are srowry, inevitabry exiting the U.S. market and wartzing in to Chinese securities. Not that U.S. stocks are going to go away, not at arr. But that Chinese securities wirr take up more and more of their portforios to the tune of sweet birrions and xx%+ YoY market index increases.

Buy China, hord China. Perhaps even ... rong China?

[Anonymous No.54367126]

>>54367090
Haha yeah imagine doing that... imagine losing money on stock market instead of buying something useful with that money...
Goddamn no wonder my wife constantly feels a need to punish me.

[Anonymous No.54367141]

>mu abysmal earnings, even worse than expected
>line goes up
/smg/ is always right

[Anonymous No.54367146]

>>54367102
>So who is wrong? You or the market.
The market, obviously. Though "wrong" could be the wrong word.
>In my opinion it's just the market calling out the banks for being pussies and getting away with it
True. Banks are still being extremely fucking greedy with lending and that keeps tech stocks strong. But they will inevitably be forced to buckle their fuckles, because such lending also keeps inflation strong, meaning more rape hikes, etc.

[Anonymous No.54367154]

>>54367104
>>54366990
sorry chang I already sold my YINN and CWEB. You'll have to find another Gweilo to scam tomorrow.

>>54366937
>>54366915
>>54366860
>priced in

>>54366717
>RUSSSian
can we verify that

>>54366712
IQ helps, but as long as you have very little ego and can adapt and persist that's sufficient to survive long enough to prosper.

[Anonymous No.54367161]

>>54367126
>my wife constantly feels a need to punish me
haha describe it, haha. Does she like spank you or something, haha? Or maybe she makes you lick her feet after a tough gym session? Haha, yeah bro haha imagine that, must be hell.
haha

[Anonymous No.54367162]

>>54365353
You guys realise she’s Ukrainian right?

[Anonymous No.54367165]

>>54367154
It literally wasn't priced in. The report was far worse than market estimates.

[Anonymous No.54367189]

>>54367165
>I'm right and the market is wrong!!! REEEEEEEE!!!!
shut up chud and listen to the Conference Call

https://edge.media-server.com/mmc/p/oca5zo39

[Anonymous No.54367206]

>>54366990
Top signal

[Anonymous No.54367222]

>>54366990
China is about to get surprise heemed. The last US elections were intentionally staged. Behind the scenes Trump and Biden are co-presidents and Biden is LARPing as senile while Trump is being portrayed as occupied with legal issues while he secretly finishes off the global pedo cabal. Meanwhile the appearances lured Russia and China into tipping and playing their long held hands, falling right into our trap. They will all soon be collapsed as they realize that Russie will not have anywhere near the ability to replace the US as the consumers of their goods and once INTC releases their top secret foundry capabilities China will also discover that we do not give a fuck about Tawain. It's over. It's over.

[Anonymous No.54367224]

Yields are recovering on literally no lewds

>>54367162
terrible b8

[Anonymous No.54367226]

>>54367161
Mostly just sits on my chest and farts in my face in the morning to wake me up. Or uses her sloppy, dirty feet instead of her hands. Sometimes she hugs me after a workout session and I have to sit whole day in my shirt soaked with her scent. Other times she pulls a dildo out of a drawer and attaches it to herself. I really really hate when she uses it on me.
Truly a hell on earth

[Anonymous No.54367251]

>>54367226
Yeah ok, that's enough /smg/ for tonight.

[Anonymous No.54367252]

>>54367104
I'm never investing in chinaman stock ever again. There was a delist scare on something i held once and it spooked me good.

[Anonymous No.54367272]

>>54367251
I mean, you asked. Anyway, remember about SNA. Not sure if it's a good buy, but I thought it would be nice if we discussed stocks for a change instead of buttfucking.

[Anonymous No.54367276]

>>54367252
You don't like total state control over the economy? Why?

[Anonymous No.54367285]

>>54367104
Why does it always say "unaudited" next to earnings reports of chink companies?

[Anonymous No.54367303]

>>54367276

[Anonymous No.54367354]

I LOVE CRABBING
I LOVE CRABBING
G9ANW0 LLP Q

[Anonymous No.54367364]

>>54367162
What u mean?

[FRESH No.54367366]

>>54367359
>>54367359
>>54367359

[Anonymous No.54367369]

>>54366990
>The Hang Seng has increased 15.26% over the last six months
The same anon that told you to buy BOIL was also trying to short China. I think that says it all.

[Anonymous No.54367441]

>>54365318
Puts still not putting.
Stock market goes down, last hour starts to turn around. Closes slightly down.
You faggots are pumping this shit, trying to be the last guy to hop on the train before it takes off.
The thing is, it's not going to take off. It's going to sputter and die.
Meanwhile your are KILLING my puts.

[Anonymous No.54367530]

>>54365935
is this Hershey leveling the playing field?

[Anonymous No.54368209]

>>54366570
>The bailout is the fed pretending to care about failing banks
no, the bailout is the fed protecting rich people and their toy companies.