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I have a confession. About 10 years ago I was sitting in the mall when I watch this couple walk by in a pretty fast pace. They dropped a 50 dollar bill and I went to pick it up to give it back to them. However the devil told me to keep it instead and I bought lottery tickets with it and didn't win a thing. It still bothers me today and I deeply regret not giving it back to them. True story btw, also I'm not white. Thank you

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>>54364555

You are forgiven by the trips of truth OP.

>> No.54364582
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my confession is i had sex when i was 13 with another girl from my class

>> No.54364587

>>54364555
Waste of 5s for this abominable cancer

>> No.54364594

>>54364555
checked, finders keepers, although if you had bought Bitcoin with that $50 then you'd have like $13,000 right now.

>> No.54364605

>>54364555
I also have a confession. When I was in middle school during lunch I went into the bathroom and found somebody shit without flushing. I took a $1 bill and smeared the shit in the toilet on it. I then went to an area in the hall where all the students hung around waiting for class to start and dropped it in the mob of students. I quickly walked away and looked back and saw some girl pick it up quickly and put it in her pocket. I still feel bad about it today.

>> No.54364619

>>54364555
$1 in 2013 is equivalent in purchasing power to about $1.29 today. To make amends, make a donation of at least $64.5 to your nearest synagogue.

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>>54364555
Go forth anon, and be free from the guilt of the past. Instead, only concern yourself with how you can make the world a better place today, for you and the ones you love.

>> No.54364719

>>54364582
fucking pedo. How dare you engage in pre-marital, pre-teen sex, with a girl the same age as you? You fucking raped her.

>> No.54364751

>>54364555
It's funny because you're guilt tripping over it and they probably forgot about it.

>> No.54364814

I have a confession to make. One time I was struggling to make rent and went to the ATM and saw £300 stuffed in the receipt bin. So I just took that instead. This isnt really a confession cause I did nothing wrong.

>> No.54364834

>>54364555


My confession is i'm not actually an incel loser. I'm a successful professional with friends and a family.

>> No.54364835

I have a confession to make, anons gave me 30k here in 2021 and I lost it all swing trading
I don't feel guilty.
I am white.

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>>54364719
(you)

>> No.54364864

>>54364835
You dumass that 30k could be worth at least $300 now!

>> No.54364892

>>54364751
Karma comes from within ourselves, not some external entity, anon

>> No.54364954

>>54364892
He'd feel a million times worse if he actually won the lottery (with the $50).

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>>54364582
>SHE WAS THIRTEEN YOU SICK FUCK

>> No.54364967

>>54364864
I know I know it's currently worth 0.44 worth of crypto dust I can't sell.
I made it and you can too just click here.