Tell me something ridiculous.

[Anonymous No.54363186]

What's the most ludicrous and comical fact about finance/bizness that you know?

Some obvious ones:
>Federal Reserve is not federal
>Forbes' official rankings of the 400 Richest People aren't the richest people
>The New York Times Bestseller Books rankings aren't based on which book has the most sales.
>The labor required to produce a penny is more expensive than a penny.
>the most highly paid US federal government employee in 2019 was Dr. Anthony Fauci

[Anonymous No.54363198]

>>54363186
jannies clean this shit up

[Anonymous No.54363239]

>>54363198
>lust provoked by clowns
See a therapist.

[Anonymous No.54363290]

>>54363198
Also
>by the protocols!! shut this down immediately!!

[Anonymous No.54363298]

>>54363239
>WTF WHY DID YOU CALL ME OUT THIS IS BULLSHIT I'LL JUST SAY YOU HAVE A CLOWN FETISH EVEN THOUGH THE WOMAN IS CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE UNDER THE MAKEUP AND I KNEW THIS BUT MAYBE I CAN PIVOT AND NOT SUCK COCK

[Anonymous No.54363324]

>>54363290
>FUCK I BETTER CALL HIM A JEW WHILE I'M AT IT I HAVEN'T SCREECHED ABOUT JEWS FOR THE LAST 30 SECONDS BETTER GET BACK TO IT!

[Anonymous No.54363353]

>54363324
Thanks for the bump

[Anonymous No.54363459]

>>54363198
are you amish?

[Anonymous No.54366017]

>>54363186
>Usury will cause a financial collapse over too much debt and lack of ability to repay it
>interest rates will never be able to out pace inflation
>dollar will not be a reserve currency

Stacking silver, junior mining stocks and chickens. Pic related is how I will grow my wealth and also buy property

[Anonymous No.54366036]

>>54363324
>Jew

[Anonymous No.54366071]

>>54363198
>>54363298
>>54363324
Absolutely terrible effort jidf

[Anonymous No.54366092]

I had niggers convince me some trailer park methhead was going to partner with megachad crypto exchanges. It seems obvious now but Holy fuck do I feel retarded

[Anonymous No.54366113]

Who are the richest people then?
I believe they are cause their net worth is an obscene amount of money that is comparable to that historical African that mined gold with slaves.

[Anonymous No.54366248]

A person in their mid 60's right now can be:
>Making a six figure salary
>Sitting on a multi-million-dollar retirement account
>Collecting $2k/month ($24k/yr) in social security payments
>Price-gouging the young on the cost of a primary residence
All at the same time. And everyone carries on as if this is normal, acceptable, or even sustainable.

[Anonymous No.54366318]

>>54363186
Gold has no use cases.

[Anonymous No.54366701]

>>54366113
Here's a hint.

[Anonymous No.54366725]

>>54366701
Richest people vs Richest families. Makes complete sense so I don't see the problem.

[Anonymous No.54366772]

>54366725
That is why you fail.

[Anonymous No.54366890]

>>54363186
Most of trading is done by autonomous machines that have feedback loops from the market and other autonomous trading machines that also have similar feedback loops..
Derivatives market is bigger than all others combined and more.
Trading an apartment dozen times can make millions of dollars exchange accounts, but in the end there's only one apartment not a dozen apartments.

[Anonymous No.54366902]

>>54363198
this, fuck hornyposters

[Anonymous No.54366904]

>>54363198
>>54363298
>>54363324
Pathetic...

[Anonymous No.54366935]

>>54366318
Gold plated contacts in electronics.

[Anonymous No.54367106]

>>54366890
>Most of trading is done by autonomous machines that have feedback loops from the market and other autonomous trading machines that also have similar feedback loops..
I wonder sometimes if this is partly why our culture has become so weird so quickly.
>an algorithm buys and sells stock based on some arbitrary metric
>other algorithms react independently to this algorithm
Meanwhile
>human being is analyzing the stock market
>starts making decisions based on these price movements, which are detached from physical, human reality
>now boys are cutting off their cocks and Disney has ostracized their main consumer base, i.e. families with young children

[Anonymous No.54367310]

>>54366725
Now think of a good reason why a Richest Families list, that tracks fortunes that have existed among influential people for generations, shouldn't get published too. Why is New Money so diligently documented while old and powerful money is quietly ignored?

[Anonymous No.54367337]

>>54366092
>YOINK.jpg (303 KB, 968x978)
>I had niggers convince me some trailer park methhead was going to partner with megachad crypto exchanges. It seems obvious now but Holy fuck do I feel retarded

you didn't steal that NFT in ur pik did u?

[Anonymous No.54367355]

>the consumer price index is not a valid measure of the prices that consumers pay for their goods

[Anonymous No.54367403]

>>54363186
That money isn't real. It's made up.

[Anonymous No.54367409]

>>54363324
Chuds are back under neo-con control and obsessed with trannies now, get with the program

[Anonymous No.54367411]

>>54363459
Kek

[Anonymous No.54367452]

>>54363186
I would HONK her right in the HONK HONK

[Anonymous No.54367484]

>>54363186
shes so pretty i want her

[Anonymous No.54367488]

>>54367337
Yes I did. And now I have your pepe too

[Anonymous No.54367511]

>>54367488
you'sunnovabitch!

[Anonymous No.54367540]

>>54367511
Fresh OC :)

[Anonymous No.54367588]

>>54367310
>be me
>member of a family that has quietly accumulated wealth globally since the Hapsburg Empire
>It's impossible to fully assess our wealth but it's in the trillions
>wealth is tied up in priceless works of art, land, royal titles, rare gemstones the size of softballs, vast hoards of Spanish dubloons, patents, international banks, ancient relics, etc.
>special diplomatic exemptions means we have immunity from local laws in all industrialized countries
>could probably spend $1billion every week and my family wouldn't even feel it
>last night for dinner I had a spit-roasted Orca whale alongside a cabernet bottled during the reign of King Louis XVI and some salt taken from the tomb of St. Peter.
>I got a blowjob from a real Martian and it only cost $3billion.
>mfw