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frequently masturbating is actually great for your finances

not chasing girls and spending money, insanely energy efficient, can check the charts right after you're done, so why aren't you masturbating at least 2 times a day

>> No.54340504

>>54340489
way ahead of you pardner. I have saved millions of dollars with this one easy trick

>> No.54340507

>>54340489
I should have masturbated more in retrospect. About to have kid 2 and married. I'm a millionaire and still feel poor. Could have been living it up if I was by myself

>> No.54340518

>>54340507
Hahahaha thanks for making more tax cattle wagies never learn

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>>54340489
The world is full of interesting secrets. The best secrets have taboos attached to them. A secret guarding a secret.

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>>54340489
Post Nut Clarity is actually one of the very few legit lifehacks.
so when you nut instead of rolling over into bed and sleeping it off you instantly focus your attention on decision making and making money. because when you have the Post Nut Clarity you always make the better decisions.
this is how you can profit and its free and costs you nothing.
also dont fall for the nofap meme guys, if you are blueballing yourself you will make the worse decisions. now you know why the official nofap community has saturn in their logo. dont fall for jewish tricks.

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>>54340489
I'm already on the coom plan my man.

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>>54340557

INDEED!!!!

>> No.54340620

>>54340489
There are greater riches in this life than money

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>>54340489
My cock is an incredible magician. It likes to trick me into thinking women are attractive. The instant I bust from fapping all attraction fades away. What kind of sorcery is this? Probably would have some sort of STD or child support payment if I ever listened to it. My incel brain saves me money.

>> No.54342454

>>54340557
>>54340616
very interested to know what this book is about. gann wrote it?! is it not trading related?

>> No.54342462

>>54340489
>can check the charts right after you're done
great after your motivation is 0 and your spirit energy is drained by some internet demon

>> No.54343635

>>54340579
>>54340489
One of my friends is the director of a small hospital (he got there through a' extremely harsh exam) and one of the most legit advice he got from other directors is that masturbating is a good thing to keep your cool. He is constantly around nurse, tension all the day etc.. Beating your meat makes everything easier.

>> No.54345398

>>54340489
Because there aren't enough fresh sissy captions made on a bi-daily basis to sustain my masturbation at that level, duh

>> No.54345446

>>54340489
Yeah, I agree.

>> No.54345502

>>54342462
My motivation stays the same, my motivation to setup a date or pursue mediocre puss drops to 0, then I laugh that I was actually considering that

>> No.54345610

yesterday i jerked off, then checked biz and found polyhotel.io and I 2x'd on it over night. I just fapped again, what else do you have for me today?