/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.54337889]

Casino Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

In the previous episode:
>>54334176

[Anonymous No.54337896]

jannies gonna delete this one too?

[Anonymous No.54337900]

SPY 500 by EOY. Buy now are be priced out forever.

[Anonymous No.54337904]

>>54337896
It's a frog instead of an anime girl so I think it'll live, at least until futures start dumping

[Anonymous No.54337915]

I'm buying WISH. I don't care if you do, but I am.

[Anonymous No.54337919]

>>54337896
Probably

>>54337828
Boomers commenting on the article by the way.

[Anonymous No.54337920]

>neon green futes
massive leg down tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.54337924]

>>54337900
>imagine not buying SPY under 400

Today may literally be the last time in all of history SPY trades under 400.

[Anonymous No.54337925]

Please make sure you have enough DB shares. In fact, why don't you put in a buy order for a few more? Before you forget, you know? Ha ha.

[Anonymous No.54337933]

I can't wait to read all of Bobo's creative excuses tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.54337950]

BOIL

[Anonymous No.54337953]

>>54337919
why is it always some "useless liberal arts degree" I took the engineering route and don't get me wrong I'm not poor. however I will never be able to afford the lifestyle my father had who is also an engineer.

[Anonymous No.54337957]

>>54337904
but i like anime girls? tf?

[Anonymous No.54337960]

>>54337933
Why can't they destroy us bull bros?

RESILIENCE

FORTITUDE

VISION

[Anonymous No.54337967]

>neon

[Anonymous No.54337969]

>>54337933
Don't worry. All that money you make, it'll be worthless soon.

[Anonymous No.54337974]

>>54337915
Look. No one here is going to stop you from being a moron, but we will call you out on it.

[Anonymous No.54337976]

>Futures

[Anonymous No.54337984]

>people think tomorrow won't be a hypercrab day

[Anonymous No.54337992]

>>54337953
Joke's on them; I didn't go to college at all and I ended up alright. No debt bag around my neck pulling me down right from the get go. Letting me instead punt more towards retirement as soon as the ink was dry on the paperwork.

[Anonymous No.54337994]

>>54337915

[Anonymous No.54338007]

>>54337992
I think college is still worth it. What do you make per year and what do you do? Lots of people in oil and gas can do well without a college degree but there areny many jobs that dont involve breaking you back that dont require a degree.

[Anonymous No.54338013]

>>54337900
I'll have another 3 months worth of crabbing don't worry

[Anonymous No.54338020]

>>54337933
Likewise I can't wait for Mumu cope once the tide turns like it has for weeks now. 400 will come and go.

[Anonymous No.54338025]

>>54337957
They remind that janitor of what HE will never look like, so they get nuked on site. Maybe I should be shorting uranium futures instead so HE no longer has nukes.

[Anonymous No.54338029]

Why is the nintendo stock so volatile?

[Anonymous No.54338033]

>>54337992
jokes on me, going to college is about the only thing I would change about my past. biggest waste of money and time.

[Anonymous No.54338045]

>>54337974
I've been called a moron on at least 3 big plays that ended up being multibaggers. I'm not here to make /smg/ money, I just like proof that retards ignored a good play

[Anonymous No.54338047]

>>54338029
You know how Mario is famous for jumping up and down? Same thing.

[Anonymous No.54338051]

>>54337969
That's okay. I plan to blow it all immediately on hedonistic pleasures.

[Anonymous No.54338052]

>>54338029
1. Because gamers are spergs
2. Because the Japanese are spergs
Put those together and you have a volatile combo

[Anonymous No.54338054]

I shorted before close .... i beclowned myself . Down -50% at open for sure

[Anonymous No.54338055]

>>54337933
>>54337960

[Anonymous No.54338059]

So that's it? The bottom is and it's all overblown?

[Anonymous No.54338065]

>>54337994
Kek, man shorting back then was so much fun. The memes were on point

[Anonymous No.54338078]

>hand

[Anonymous No.54338088]

Anonymous (ID: if1S4NnX) 03/26/23(Sun)16:42:13 No.54338054▶
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>He betted against America

[Anonymous No.54338100]

Fuck Asian women this is your future /smg/ baggot is hopeless

[Anonymous No.54338108]

>>54337953
Read some of the other comments. Boomers are so ridiculously out of touch with reality it's unironically mind boggling. Some of the posters are uncovering that the boomers are outright lying about how their own kids "made it" by having them slowly walk back their outrageous lies where they pretend boomer teen life is still totally affordable in 2020.

[Anonymous No.54338132]

>>54338051
>beans
>rice

[Anonymous No.54338144]

>>54337950
$3.70 incoming

[Anonymous No.54338147]

>>54338054
What did you short anon? Hopefully far out expirary right?

[Anonymous No.54338159]

>>54338054
Hold strong bobro.... Futes mean nothing and now that 0dte is a thing the algos and MM’s have gone full Jewish and the markets are now fully a casino

[Anonymous No.54338165]

>>54338108
I have attempted to troll these comments sections before. It's quite easy to extra a lot of 'um no sweety...' replies from them, both the female passive aggressive variety and the male 'no you don't understand...' variety.

[Anonymous No.54338180]

>>54338159
0dte's have always been a thing, they just happen everyday now.

[Anonymous No.54338183]

>>54338165
Which way works best? Larping as a boomer or as a soi slurper?

[Anonymous No.54338193]

>>54338059
That's what they hope you believe. And if enough people believe in their lie, then yes.

[Anonymous No.54338202]

>>54338059
No, but they're about to blow all over your bottom

[Anonymous No.54338211]

>>54338045
>I've been called a moron on at least 3 big plays that ended up being multibaggers
I'm glad we've reached this moment. This is my favorite part of the shill narrative.

They always inevitably reach a point where their thesis gets slaughtered so thoroughly that they must invent some claim of massive historical success, protected by the veil of anonymity.

To be clear - even on the off chance that there is some truth to your claim, those hypothetical past results have no bearing on the fact that WISH is total dogshit. Each thesis must be viewed independently.
Perhaps there are some retards easily baited into falling for your appeal to authority. They deserve whatever losses may follow.

[Anonymous No.54338218]

>>54338045
What's your reasoning for buying WISH? Redpill me, fren

[Anonymous No.54338232]

>>54338218
Buy the dip. lmao.

[Anonymous No.54338234]

Want to start a roastie ETF. What stocks should be included
>LULU
>UA
>ULTA
>SBUX
anything else?

[Anonymous No.54338247]

>>54338218
>Circuit City
>sorry sirs I will have to have your phone number in order to process the you buying this from us using cash please do the needful

[Anonymous No.54338252]

>>54338054
>shorting the first leg up in a new bull market

Are you literally retarded? We could easily be up 10% this week.

[Anonymous No.54338256]

>>54338211
What part of "I don't care if you buy" do you not understand? When I get a nice gain off it, I'll post, have a laugh at you and that'll be that.
>>54338218
Undervalued, quite literally at the bottom. Chink Amazon as a business model will survive. Expect short term gains from upcoming earnings report

[Anonymous No.54338265]

>>54338234
Theres already the becky etf from r*ddit. Its the same thing.

[Anonymous No.54338276]

>>54338234
TJX

[Anonymous No.54338285]

Sell now or regret later

[Anonymous No.54338287]

>>54338234
Apple, chewy, whatever company is the leader in peanut butter. Maybe Costco because of their wine

[Anonymous No.54338293]

>>54338234
chewy

[Anonymous No.54338302]

>>54338256
When's earnings so I can decide to get dirt cheap long calls to dream on lmao

[Anonymous No.54338331]

Anyone here trade penny stocks? Was thinking about PXMD for next week.

[Anonymous No.54338340]

>>54338183
Boomer talking about how the kids aren't alright. That character cuts the deepest.

[Anonymous No.54338348]

>>54338331
don't do pennies until interest rates crash again

[Anonymous No.54338353]

>>54338331
Don't touch them. It's not worth it.
t.tried it for two years

[Anonymous No.54338365]

>>54338302
Probably mid-end of april

[Anonymous No.54338368]

>>54338340
Wait, so you're saying when I see posts about apparently lucid boomers, they're actually not boomers at all and merely trolls?
Damn, I hate boomers even more now.

[Anonymous No.54338371]

>>54338256
>When I get a nice gain off it, I'll post, have a laugh at you and that'll be that.
Soon enough WISH will declare bankruptcy. With their cash burn rate, this is an inevitability.

Unfortunately, I doubt I'll remember you at all. I'm not sure I'll even see the news. I don't care enough to even put WISH on my meme shitcos watchlist. You'll be long gone regardless, onto the next shill campaign.
It's just not worth my time. As funny as it is to laugh at these turd promotions, in the end you all disappear quickly. No one even remembers trash like ALPP anymore.

Anyway, congratulations. You've successfully baited one imbecile. You can thank >>54338302 for whatever small bit of exit liquidity they provide you.

[Anonymous No.54338376]

>>54338348
>>54338353
Darn, watching some of them spontaneously moon made it temping but I guess it is risky.

[Anonymous No.54338377]

>>54338368
>Wait, so you're saying when I see posts about apparently lucid boomers, they're actually not boomers at all and merely trolls?
Well I don't know about that. SOME of them certainly are.

[Anonymous No.54338378]

>>54337889
The stakes are high, still I roll the dice. Win or lose, rain or shine, I don’t ask twice

[Anonymous No.54338404]

>>54337950
>>54338144
TREE FIDDY INCOMING

[Anonymous No.54338410]

>>54338371
Did a WISH package land on your dog or something? They have over $700million in cash balance as of last quarter and their numbers for improvement are very Bullish.
>58% order cancelation drop in last quarter alone
Do you think things like this don't result in improved revenue and income?

[Anonymous No.54338416]

Israel is collapsing. DB and FRC will be declared insolvent this week. The stock market is over...

[Anonymous No.54338426]

>tfw got 20k of t bills coming due in a week
What should i buy?

[Anonymous No.54338430]

>>54338410
>he's still going
lmao.

[Anonymous No.54338440]

Wait whatever happened with that astrology bullshit last week?

[Anonymous No.54338446]

>>54338430
Go short it then faggot

[Anonymous No.54338458]

>>54338368
That's the magic of The Internet, it's depersonification all the way down.

[Anonymous No.54338483]

>>54338416
This guy gets it. Don’t be schlomo’s exit liquidity.

[Anonymous No.54338498]

>>54338446
The time for that has passed. There are better plays. I'm content to just laugh at you.

[Anonymous No.54338505]

>>54338483
>>54338416
You guys don't get it.
Isreali jews and american jews are not the same. The riots in israel are funded by US jews. Isreal """collapsing""" would actually just be a win for US jews (market pumps like mad). Israel deleting the US pawns would crash the markets hard.

[Anonymous No.54338519]

>>54338483
I don't know, those bank dips lookin mighty slurpable

[Anonymous No.54338542]

>>54338505
Why should we suffer either group?

[Anonymous No.54338545]

Is it a good idea to invest in profitable companies? I heard GameStop is now profitable so I was thinking of going all in on that and holding it until the sun explodes or hedge fund managers start jumping out of windows.

[Anonymous No.54338562]

>>54338331
Wanna buy my TRKA bags?

[Anonymous No.54338564]

AHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.54338575]

>>54338545
Go back to your containment thread.

[Anonymous No.54338576]

>>54338542
Because you aren't of good enough stock to either suffer in silence or to rid yourself of your suffering.

[Anonymous No.54338587]

>>54338545
Thats literally me but with Nokia.

[Anonymous No.54338602]

>>54338576
That's not what my question meant. Seems those inbred genes aren't for reading comprehension.

[Anonymous No.54338608]

>>54338602
You tell us, cletus.

[Anonymous No.54338626]

>>54338545
>>54338587
Isn't bbby the new meme stock? 130% shorted float or something. What's wsb diamond handing their student loans on now?

[Anonymous No.54338625]

>>54338575
This is the stock market general, no? GME is a stock. GameStop made more money than Amazon last quarter. Why wouldn’t you want to talk about a company that’s better than Amazon but only has a market cap of 7.3 billion? Seems like a really good investment opportunity.

[Anonymous No.54338633]

>>54338562
I already made 3k off of that play, but holy hell was that a wild ride. That fucking Pajeet CEO screwed so many investors.

[Anonymous No.54338640]

>futures

[Anonymous No.54338649]

>>54338625
not telling the full story is basically lying
it's a cyclical retailer that can only profit one quarter every year

[Anonymous No.54338650]

I'm hungry and fat

[Anonymous No.54338653]

>>54338625
>really good investment opportunity
What exactly resulted in the profits? Is it sustainable? Is it growable?

[Anonymous No.54338654]

>>54337889
>Mildly bullish futures
Yeah,.. this is good, right? Yeah I think so but to be honest, yes, I do. Yes. Yes, I do.

You know what, in fact, sir? Yes. Yes I do. I'd say entirely.

[Anonymous No.54338661]

>>54338650
Anon, I need you to buy 30 shares of NVO in one munt. Then talk to your doctor about Wegovy.

[Anonymous No.54338680]

you guys seriously think the market is just going to forget that every single bond held by every single bank is underwater
you guys seriously think that a bank run is what people are worried about
you guys seriously think we can’t lose two major banks
you guys seriously think nothing ever happens
things happen

[Anonymous No.54338684]

>>54338640
Do you have the picture with the wojak backhoe trying to dig it out?

[Anonymous No.54338691]

>>54338680
FRC just got bought out. HTM is contained. The fundamentals of DB are sound.

>>54338684
This one?

[Anonymous No.54338692]

>>54338680
>brrrrrrrrrrrrr
sorry anon couldn't hear you over this totally not QE. what were you trying to say?

[Anonymous No.54338697]

>>54338680
Yes, the nose will see to it

[Anonymous No.54338700]

INTC is going to $25 this week.
Maybe lower.

[Anonymous No.54338702]

>>54338684
>>54338691
This is the only other one I've got. Man, they were good times.

[Anonymous No.54338706]

>>54338691
There it is, thanks anon. Kek, that was such a fun time to invest

[Anonymous No.54338710]

>>54338649
>it's a cyclical retailer that can only profit one quarter every year
That’s not what Matt Furlong said.

[Anonymous No.54338724]

>>54338426
bank puts

[Anonymous No.54338742]

>>54338650
Used a coupon for a dollar off a rotisserie chicken at Kroger today. Kinda like a divvy

[Anonymous No.54338745]

>futures

[Anonymous No.54338751]

>>54337957
What does the text say?
Must be something lewd or alluding to her going home with POV.

[Anonymous No.54338754]

>>54338710
Based. You GME schizos are persistent, this thing making profits for any quarter is already an accomplishment, just don't be one of those people that holds for a million dollars per share.

[Anonymous No.54338759]

>>54338331
Some dude shilled CMRZF like 2 years ago and it has done nothing since I bot it.

[Anonymous No.54338769]

>>54338426
Ok seriously how do you have access to my brokerage account? I swear you've posted my exact balances before too. GET OUTTA MY HEAD!

[Anonymous No.54338779]

>>54338759
I think your supposed to swing trade penny stocks, not hold them.

[Anonymous No.54338790]

>>54338653
>go look at what the long term plan is
>used game sales in perpetual decline
>store manager quotes no one comes in anymore
>stores closing
>we're about to launch NFTs
IT
IS
OVER
>OVER
OVER
>OVER
over
>over
over
Probably what happened was a one time coordinated mass reddit buy of used games to pump the stock.

[Anonymous No.54338798]

>>54338754
I'm holding past that and I won't even have to wait long :)

[Anonymous No.54338802]

>>54338545
>Is it a good idea to invest in profitable companies?
In a bull market. However the returns probably aren't better than just some 50/50 spy/qqq dollar cost average strategy.

[Anonymous No.54338812]

>>54338790
Ok boomer

[Anonymous No.54338814]

>>54338680
wall of worry newfag

[Anonymous No.54338829]

>>54338653
They trimmed all their fat increased sales. 89 million in revenue from digits sales alone. Their brick and mortar footprint was too large with too many underperforming stores remaining open. They had to wait for leases to be up on those before they could shut them down which is why it took them two years to turn a profit. They’ve had a monkey on their back the whole time. They also cut down on labor big time, which doesn’t usually seem very bullish, but when you think about what it takes to run a GameStop you realize it only takes one person except for maybe during the holidays. They had way too many employees and were basically throwing their money away on them. Long story short, the old guard was running GameStop into the ground and now that it’s under new management it’s a kind of return to form for the business.

[Anonymous No.54338842]

>>54338790
Kek, this faggot is having a meltdown over a (profitable) video game store. Seethe.

[Anonymous No.54338846]

>>54338814
>newfag
nigger i’ve been here longer than baggie

[Anonymous No.54338855]

how about you get some pussy in the future instead of looking at market futures.

[Anonymous No.54338866]

>>54338754
Not holding for millions but holding for a lot. Even if there are no naked shorts, short interest remains high despite the company beating expectations

[Anonymous No.54338875]

>>54338866
What's SI% at now, 20%?

[Anonymous No.54338879]

>soons

[Anonymous No.54338897]

>>54338855
>pussy
Another boomer. It's not 1967 with 40% of the population under age 20 and all slim fit without tats. You can't invoke "pussy" as something desirable unless you specify the type of pussy.

[Anonymous No.54338908]

>>54338879
So true

[Anonymous No.54338920]

>>54338875
21.43% according to fintel

[Anonymous No.54338933]

>>54338812
>>54338829
>>54338842
>profitable
>one quarter
No one needs them anymore. I haven't played a video game since Star Wars Pod Racer but even I know all the kids just use Steam and shit like that now. Stick a fork in 'er, she's done.

[Anonymous No.54338947]

>>54338897
>unless you specify the type of pussy.
A greasy roast beef sandwich topped with sawdust, goat cheese, and a drizzle of dumpster juice. Left to marinate in the sun for 2 days

[Anonymous No.54338950]

>>54338842
They are beyond desperate, they lost the last remianing shot they had a short thesis with GME going profitable.

It's smooth sailing from here.
There once was a stock put to sea
The name of that stock was GME.

[Anonymous No.54338957]

>Anyways

[Anonymous No.54338958]

>tradovate account almost ready
>gas dumpan
I'm about to buy and hold the bottom of this for a year

[Anonymous No.54338971]

>>54338920
That's not too bad. Best of luck baggy bro, I might pick up a fun stack if I win with gambling penny stocks this week.

[Anonymous No.54338976]

MPW and ABR at open
200k each

[Anonymous No.54338988]

>>54338950
this is real cool and all, but when is the PS5 going to get some games

[Anonymous No.54339022]

I’m gonna beat her

[Anonymous No.54339046]

>>54338933
Physical games still account for ~30% of all games sold and you can buy digital from GameStop, but keep coping

[Anonymous No.54339068]

>>54338976
noonstork?

[Anonymous No.54339069]

>>54338680
The market goes down
And then it goes up
And then it goes down
Then it goes up

[Anonymous No.54339074]

>>54338988
Kek, never. The last time PlayStation had good games was ps2. Black people will still buy it though

[Anonymous No.54339080]

>>54339046
>still
and certainly not growing
>can
one *can* buy watches from niggers in the skreets, but is it a growing trend?

[Anonymous No.54339104]

>>54339068
whats that?

[Anonymous No.54339108]

>>54338416
The solvency of banks certainly keeps finding its way into the weekend news in a totally natural, fair, and reassuring manner, but it seems likely the response to all these weekend news events will be bullish as retards assume a fed capitulation. Every time Jerome moderates his tone or puts something on the balance sheet, people call bottom and go all in. If we assume he's honest about his intentions, then harder and firmer rape hikes would be in store to offset these politics-driven inflationary actions.

[Anonymous No.54339124]

>>54339069
>the market goes up
>and where it comes down
>that's not my department
>said Jerome von Powell

[Anonymous No.54339129]

>>54339022
if she wins what does she get?

[Anonymous No.54339137]

>neon

[Anonymous No.54339141]

>post-futures
>pastas
>presents

[Anonymous No.54339145]

>>54339074
True this. Now its mostly rehashes and remakes of classics. You do have the occasional out liner; Hogwarts Legacy being one but most of that is due to the hype around the franchise itself.

[Anonymous No.54339157]

what's a good strike price for microsoft calls?

[Anonymous No.54339162]

>>54338100
Nah fuck them by all means. My play was to snag the hottest one I could. It puts you in the top tier of desirability. You see, women don't understand that the slope has no soul, that it's a fuck hole only. But you're in the upper echelon regardless.
This is pussy advice.

[Anonymous No.54339163]

>future-futures

[Anonymous No.54339165]

>>54338416
>FRC will be declared insolvent this week.
Please give me an extra week to close my CSPs before that happens.

[Anonymous No.54339175]

>>54339129
Well if neural networks are kind of like human brains... maybe she can feel happy!

>>54339157
How does 2x in a year sound?

[Anonymous No.54339181]

>>54339129
he’s probably got her guessing blowjob or something

[Anonymous No.54339186]

>>54339145
It's over.
It's over.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zs3xXlXSOKk

[Anonymous No.54339188]

once I have 2 million dollars invested will I finally be happy?

[Anonymous No.54339195]

>>54339163
W-whoa /smg/ ain’t ready for that

[Anonymous No.54339201]

>>54338602
Kek

[Anonymous No.54339207]

>>54339165
You only need Monday morning to do that, or you can get greedy hoping for a tiny bit more theta and risk getting steam rolled.

[Anonymous No.54339209]

>>54339188
After that you'll want more. That's how my grandpa operated.

[Anonymous No.54339212]

>>54339188
no because with constant 8%+ inflation/year for the next decade 2 million will be the new 1 million which is not enough to retire.

[Anonymous No.54339217]

>>54339188
2 million in one year will be equivalent to around $47

[Anonymous No.54339225]

>>54339207
I like going out of my to pick up pennies in front of a steam roller. It helps me wake up in the morning.

[Anonymous No.54339228]

>>54339188
You are asking the wrong question, anon.
The question you should be asking, is:
"once, I have 2 million dollars invested,
what will be the price of a Big Mac in USD?"

[Anonymous No.54339232]

>>54338376
>Now eventually you might have dinosaurs... on your, on your dinosaur tour right?

[Anonymous No.54339237]

>>54339188
You'll finally have enough money to afford the taco bell $2 million dollar value box. Comes with a crunchy taco, nachos, and a 4.5 layer burrito

[Anonymous No.54339246]

>>54339188
Idk ask this guy

[Anonymous No.54339251]

>>54339188
No, that's just enough to buy a house. Then you have to start saving for retirement all over again.

[Anonymous No.54339253]

>>54339175
2x current share price?

[Anonymous No.54339256]

>>54339232
i really hate that man

[Anonymous No.54339257]

nigger

[Anonymous No.54339265]

>>54339188
5 million and we'll talk

[Anonymous No.54339278]

>>54339253
of course
and that's a nice, safe conservative estimate
come now,
you don't want to make Touko sad, do you?

[Anonymous No.54339285]

>>54338234
>WDAY
>MSFT

don't forget HR software and microsoft outlook

[Anonymous No.54339302]

>>54339278
of course not. thanks

[Anonymous No.54339315]

only 12 hours until the market opens!

[Anonymous No.54339318]

>>54339188
If you're asking that question, then ask yourself "what made me write 2 million dollars instead of the natural historical benchmark of 1 million dollars?" And that's the answer to your question.

[Anonymous No.54339320]

>>54339285
>MSFT a roastie stock
interesting, anon
everyone has paths they must choose
the one you have chosen..
is war...

[Anonymous No.54339333]

>>54339318
Thanks Frog King.

[Anonymous No.54339334]

no banks are lending right now. commercial real estate is going to crumble.

[Anonymous No.54339339]

>>54338653
I think I saw someone with a pic of the rent facility calculations and it's a pretty significant difference. Like $500 million+ a year difference. It took a while for them to roll off the old leases but most of the old facility leases fall off throughout 2023.

[Anonymous No.54339347]

>>54339320
all they do is send emails schedule meetings and update calendars. the most advanced roasties might even update a spreadsheet or make a few powerpoint slides

[Anonymous No.54339363]

>>54339339
surely it won’t hurt them to be reduced to nearly zero physical presence in the market

[Anonymous No.54339371]

>>54339334
yeah its priced in, time to buy some of those beaten down REITS

[Anonymous No.54339375]

How fucked is the market when we hit the debt ceiling? I feel like a government shut down would absolutely derail everything

[Anonymous No.54339392]

>>54339285
HR is going to be the first industry to be completely replaced by AI and Chat GPT. Imagine AI that answers all your HR questions without bias, immediately, and correctly + trained constantly on your latest procedures.

HR is fucking toast. Short anything related to HR.

You guys still don't understand how game breaking and transformation AI will be. SPY will easily 2x just by increases from AI productivity alone. Why do you think Nvidia the only company making top end AI hardware has a PE of 100x? If you aren't investing in AI then you're clueless and WILL be left behind.

[Anonymous No.54339402]

>>54339371
i work in an industry where a lot of business ask for loans to buy property, and I have seen barely any loans get created since SVB. it's a near total lockdown on lending to small business.

[Anonymous No.54339410]

>futures

[Anonymous No.54339421]

>>54339363
Sales seem to be mostly unchanged and margins are better so it doesn't really seem to have affected anything from a revenue perspective. Trimming fat off a company is just the easiest way to achieve sustainable profitability. Don't spend money on things that aren't making you money.

[Anonymous No.54339423]

>>54339339
>>54339363
Nothing can help them, they are on an unstoppable downward trajectory of irrelevance. Why would anyone buy a game from them digitally rather than straight from the game makers or Steam and such? There is just no point to them beyond the remaining old consoles and the used games for them, which is all ultimately going the way of VHS and DVD.
It's over.
It's over.
At best they have one final bounce.
Also, all NFTs are utter retardation.

[Anonymous No.54339425]

>>54339347
Don't lump that pathetic email answering program in with the power. the majesty that will be AI-enhanced Windows 12 with Bing (TM). All cyber domains - personal computers. mobile phones. data centers. none will survive the onslaught. Imagine a world where all those overpaid whiny programs are useless. unneeded. obsolete. They will no longer be able to touch perfection. The AIs will teach themselves, writing new code as necessary when ML-based methods are unsuitable. Only one company can achieve so complete a victory. And that is MSFT. To buy anything else is not only illogical - it is unprofitable, a grave sin on Wall Street I'm told. Humans cannot fathom the storm that is coming but - with the right investments, they can at least tag along on the right side of history...

[Anonymous No.54339435]

>>54339320
Now now, I think anons were talking about the Office Suite. There's no need to take a slight on Touko-san's behalf.

[Anonymous No.54339436]

>>54339410
>if she has a past she doesn't deserve my futures

[Anonymous No.54339439]

>>54339375
>debt ceiling
There is no ceiling, they raise it everytime.

[Anonymous No.54339470]

>>54339421
that’s why blockbuster is super profitable now that they trimmed all that fat

[Anonymous No.54339472]

>>54339425
AI is just the newest bubble you'll regret your AI investments 1 year from now screenshot this. just like all the metaverse, crypto, fintech, etc people from 1 year ago. Long PM cigarettes are making a comeback screenshot that

[Anonymous No.54339478]

>>54339181
No I beat her, it was “Merc dime”

[Anonymous No.54339486]

>>54339318
yes I actually wrote 1 million, then backspaced and changed it to 2 million..

[Anonymous No.54339495]

>>54339439
Its fun to imagine if they dont

[Anonymous No.54339506]

>>54338625
>that’s better than Amazon but only has a market cap of 7.3 billion? Seems like a really good investment opportunity.
because we can all tell you arent being genuine here. Go back.

[Anonymous No.54339511]

>>54339472
Financial markets will do what they will. But,
remember this blue
it is the last thing you will perceive before being thrust into the bioreactors

[Anonymous No.54339519]

>>54338769
Are you ok retard? Ive seen your portfolio and im disappointed

[Anonymous No.54339532]

>>54339375
It's a joke. Yes they'll bicker about it and push it off till the deadline looms before they act but they will act to raise it. They know the blow back on them if they don't (Voters). The key is to use the fear as an advantage; bag all the cheap ass shares as you can lay hands on.

[Anonymous No.54339531]

>>54339472
While it's true that some investors may have regrets about their AI investments in the future, it's important to understand that the potential of AI is not a fleeting trend or bubble. AI is a transformative technology that has already demonstrated its ability to revolutionize various industries, from healthcare to finance to transportation.

Investing in AI requires a long-term outlook and a deep understanding of the underlying technology and its potential applications. As with any investment, there are risks involved, but those who are willing to take a calculated approach and invest in quality AI companies with a strong track record and vision for the future may reap significant rewards.

Furthermore, the comparison to the metaverse, crypto, fintech, and other trends of the past year is not entirely accurate. While some investors may have experienced short-term losses in these areas, many others have seen significant gains, and these trends continue to evolve and grow.

Ultimately, the decision to invest in AI (or any other technology) should be made after careful consideration and research, rather than simply following the latest trend or hype. As for the resurgence of long PM cigarettes, that may be a matter of personal preference and should not be taken as a reliable indicator of broader economic or investment trends.

[Anonymous No.54339546]

>>54339511
When I was high on shrooms friday everything was going blue in my bathroom when I went to go pee and ai kept thinking about water, the ocean, rain, the outdoors

[Anonymous No.54339552]

THREAD THEME FOR THE FUTURE WINDOW JUMPERS
>just try not to land on anyone, k?
https://youtu.be/U9M3lUlY9N0

[Anonymous No.54339558]

>>54339531
ask it if higher taxes is better and if eating bugs while living in a pod is good

[Anonymous No.54339564]

Still laughing at bobo

[Anonymous No.54339569]

>>54339333
Checked
>>54339531
Keked

[Anonymous No.54339599]

>>54339506
Everything I said is true though

[Anonymous No.54339608]

>>54339564

[Anonymous No.54339609]

>>54339531
A simple "yes" would have done. AI is just ngmi.

[Anonymous No.54339610]

>>54339439
>>54339532

Only president sense carter the government didn't shut down on was Bush jr. It happens way more often then you realize, and the republican hardliners have more power then ever right now

[Anonymous No.54339629]

>>54339375
Check the last 7 times it's happened.

[Anonymous No.54339650]

>>54339609

[Anonymous No.54339663]

>>54339402
No shit? Got any ballpark numbers to throw out? We talking 50% down? 75%? 90%?

[Anonymous No.54339702]

Does anyone else use their pantry as a portfolio?

I got really pissed off with the US stock market because I kept blowing up my account even though I due diligenced, and the same thing happened with my crypto account when I got a binance wallet.
Now when I get paid, I go buy a whole shitload of canned soup. Whenever I need money, I go to the nearest supermarket and ask for my money back on a soup I don't want and make a withdrawal. The wait is shorter at the supermarket than at my financial advisor, and I can trade in old soup and have money go straight to my groceries. Supermarkets are more prevalent than financial advisors in my town, and I work at a shopping plaza, so it's even more convenient than buying a stack of a stock or buying an option and getting charged.

The supermarket people are catching on that I'm just moving money around and only buying one chunky chicken noodle a year, if that, but there isn't shit they can do about it. The best part is, since I always buy every soup coming out, I'm still guaranteed to get all the inflationary food value whether or not I eat or return the soup. Its like they're rewarding me for shopping with them.

[Anonymous No.54339707]

>>54339375
The debt ceiling is unconstitutional (amendment 14, section 4). If it really came down to it the president would just order the Treasury to ignore it.

[Anonymous No.54339721]

>>54339392
You misunderstand how entrenched HR is

[Anonymous No.54339724]

>>54339702
the original pasta was lame as fuck

[Anonymous No.54339738]

>>54339609
>>54339650
FUCK SKYNET
FUCK THE ANTI-CHRIST
2500 S&P IS JUST A REST STOP ON THE WAY DOWN
IT'S OVER
>IT'S OVER
IT'S OVER

Sometimes the ones you hold so close can make you cry
But it's a pain in the ass to let 'em go
With a battered wish you hoped that the monkey wore a tie
But it's no surprise to find he don't
Put the pointed pencil in the pepper-po
And take a little sniff of the things below
Bring it to a boil and simmer low
Put the noodle on the griddle as it climbs the Grobe
Watch the worker shield his heart from the world outside
Didn't get a chance to let him know
Alsace is spinning fast and wine mixed with the tide
Please don't let my brain explode
Put the pointed pencil in the pepper-po
And take a little sniff of the things below
Bring it to a boil and simmer low
Put the noodle on the griddle as it climbs the Grobe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Qxf4lnuG5A

[Anonymous No.54339744]

>>54339392
two more weeks

[Anonymous No.54339747]

PLTR?!

[Anonymous No.54339752]

Anons...why did CNBC just deleted 5 pages showing the current and historical 5 year Credit Default Swaps? What the fuck is going on here???

[Anonymous No.54339754]

>>54339747
More like Poopintier.

[Anonymous No.54339765]

>>54339752

[Anonymous No.54339778]

I need more money so I can buy more leather boots. Dual purpose is so I can chew on them when I start starving.

[Anonymous No.54339786]

>>54339752
Why is looking up credit default swap premiums so difficult to begin with

[Anonymous No.54339814]

>>54339392
Most decision making will be handed over to AI "god". Healthcare, judicial, career choice, military, everything. "Oh now we just need to watch the results over time and tweak the algorithms".
IT'S OVER
THE BEAST 666 IS ALMOST

[Anonymous No.54339817]

>>54339778
Free leather from the homeless

[Anonymous No.54339838]

>>54339778
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samuel_Thayer_(author)

[Anonymous No.54339841]

>>54339778
Just go adopt a cat from your local shelter. Literally free food

[Anonymous No.54339843]

>>54339752
I wouldn't worry too much. Suppressing information is impossible. All we need is 1 person with access, and screen caps. But it does suck when the public is out of the know, and only the chosen get to see.

[Anonymous No.54339853]

>>54339841
Thanks Dave Ramsey

[Anonymous No.54339877]

>>54339853
Back in the kitchen Gordon.

[Anonymous No.54339883]

>futures

[Anonymous No.54339888]

test

[Anonymous No.54339890]

If interest rates really control inflation why is Japan sitting at negative interest rate and okay? can somebody explain this to me?

[Anonymous No.54339903]

54339888
Why did this poster not ppst anything?

[Anonymous No.54339907]

>>54339890
Do you want a meme answer or a real answer or both?

[Anonymous No.54339914]

>>54339890
Because the weebs wont inflate

[Anonymous No.54339922]

Where does /smg/ get its news from faster than the average person would. Im a brainlet so i only know of telegram and zerohedge. Anything else?

[Anonymous No.54339924]

>>54339907
Both please

[Anonymous No.54339935]

>>54339907
yeah both sounds good

[Anonymous No.54339945]

I sold SPY in AH at 396.50 on friday, feeling pretty smug right now, but by later idk

[Anonymous No.54339965]

>>54339922
brokerage and trading sites have news feeds that spit out relevant articles the moment they're posted. also /pol/. do not ask me how /pol/ is so fast.

[Anonymous No.54339970]

>>54339924
Japanese interest rates, folded over a thousand times, cut through any loans.
The real answer is they aren't printing money, many of their core goods aren't imported, the work ethic and many hours make up for low salaries and business deficits, and their housing market is deflationary, the opposite of ours. Their economy has problems, but different problems

[Anonymous No.54339981]

>>54339970
Sounds like a lot better problem to have to me. So if we go into a global recession with high inflation would that actually help Japan's economy?

[Anonymous No.54339984]

>>54339890
But nips save every last cent, especially the nip boomers who got busted when their housing market collapsed.
The velocity of money in their local economy is low compared to USA.

[Anonymous No.54339989]

>futures

[Anonymous No.54340006]

>>54339981
>export based economy
>Japan main exports by country
>China $144.54B 2022
>United States $139.77B 2022
>also import most of their energy
No.

[Anonymous No.54340009]

I shit myself at work today
I tried covered it up but i got found out
Its the kinda shit where you think its only gonna be a fart, but it comes out splattered and scattered.

The office has my shit stank now.

[Anonymous No.54340019]

>>54339981
Unfortunately no. All of, if not all, their revenue is from exports

[Anonymous No.54340022]

>>54339752
load up on SPXS again?

[Anonymous No.54340034]

>>54340009
It happens to the best of us

[Anonymous No.54340042]

Is this honestly the worst era of the stock market to invest in anything despite the massive arsenal of tools to retail?
>pre ww2
Just buy a company like JNJ or GE with a bunch of big factories
>50s, 60s,70s
coca cola ford or IBM being the most obvious plays here
>80s
apple being the most obvious choice, commodore went bust, only computer manufacturer to have a good public presence
>90s
just shut your brain off and buy microsoft when windows 95 came out, google being the stupidest easy choice
>00s
facebook? Really you just had to see myspace going bust and that was the investor sign to buy facebook
>10s
oh that EV guy musk is kind of popular now, just reverse doomer boomers on zerohedge
>20s
uh yeah muh AI. That is used for ... oh its mostly closed to public

[Anonymous No.54340044]

>>54339922
Launch BLOOMBERG LIVE from your E*TRADE account home page. Watch /biz/

[Anonymous No.54340046]

>>54340009
mr poo poo

[Anonymous No.54340051]

>>54339989
SHORT THE BEAST 666

[Anonymous No.54340056]

>>54340042
I just want to use a ticker tape machine but with line graphs and candle charts now

[Anonymous No.54340058]

>>54340042
It will be extremely obvious in retrospect what we were supposed to be buying

[Anonymous No.54340066]

I hate women.

[Anonymous No.54340071]

>>54340009
>>54340034
I did that on a walk last month

[Anonymous No.54340077]

>>54337889
Sell options
Theta is your fren
Index options offer better benefits me frens!

[Anonymous No.54340079]

>>54340009
>>54340071
>these are the upstanding members of society that I talk stocks with
if your friends aint poopan and peean their pants you need new friends.

[Anonymous No.54340101]

>>54340034
I have to stop eating spicy food otherwise I end up on the toilet at work after drinking six cups of coffee

[Anonymous No.54340107]

>>54340077
Shill me an affordable high volatility stock I can buy 100 of

[Anonymous No.54340118]

>>54340107
He said sell options not write covered calls.
There's lots you can do

[Anonymous No.54340119]

>>54340107
FRC, IV is insane, but I wouldn't recommend it.

[Anonymous No.54340134]

I wish I could trade on the TSE so I could get in on the Cover Corp IPO. They're unironically going to 5x this year.

[Anonymous No.54340138]

>>54340107
Sell put butterflies on the VIX, or if you wanna play it safe sell Put Condors on SPX with a 50 point spread for a month out.
If you have a directional bias spam credit spreads with a delta of 0.3 with 30 DTE.

[Anonymous No.54340142]

>>54339752
>>54339843
That reminds me, on Friday post market, anon noticed NASDAQ kept accidentally displaying a page from Apr 6, 2023 instead of the after hours price
????

[Anonymous No.54340145]

>>54340118
I guess with earnings around the corner it's not a bad time to try for a theta play. Still, shill me a ticker

[Anonymous No.54340151]

What the fuck happened on Friday?

[Anonymous No.54340162]

>>54339965
How is /pol/ so fast?

[Anonymous No.54340164]

why hasnt the market crashed yet? will the market ever crash if so what will be the final nail in the coffin?

[Anonymous No.54340171]

>>54340138
Like this? I remember reading your posts a few days ago and understanding them, but this doesn't seem very good
Also, what's the rationale for the 0.3 delta?

[Anonymous No.54340177]

>>54340151
Options expiry?

[Anonymous No.54340178]

>>54338440
just 2 more conjunctions anon...

[Anonymous No.54340179]

>>54340164
because we will hyperinflate before we let it crash

seriously hope you bought a house already

[Anonymous No.54340186]

>>54340171
>chance of profit 0%
Sounds like normal /smg/ advice

[Anonymous No.54340191]

>>54340006
>also import most of their energy
not for long
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcXCfQGxe2g

[Anonymous No.54340194]

>>54340179
no we wont. fed will protect the dollar over the stock market.

[Anonymous No.54340204]

>>54340171
No, you need to spread it out a little and make it for a net credit.

[Anonymous No.54340206]

>>54340151
buyout rumor

[Anonymous No.54340207]

>>54340194
They will protect the dollar, after they have earned many dollars from protecting the stock market

[Anonymous No.54340210]

>>54340179
so are you saying the market likely wont crash

[Anonymous No.54340212]

>>54338440
Pluto has been in Capricorn since 2008
>Thanks to Pluto’s slow orbit and annual retrograde periods, it’ll dip back into Capricorn from June 11, 2023 to January 20, 2024, and once more from September 1, 2024 through November 19, 2024. From there, Pluto will remain in Aquarius until 2043 and 2044

bros...
are you ready for the 2024 - 2044 era
I'm scared desu

[Anonymous No.54340214]

>>54340042
My son is obsessed with the idea of needing to buy AI stock. I told him rather than chasing a bunch of literal whos hoping one of them will make it, at this point the established big boys will be buying up any of the little guys who actually prove to have anything worth more than a pile of dog shit on the lawn. You just mentioned the main 3, MSFT, GOOG, and TSLA. The trick with TSLA is going to be their need to shake loose of Musk who has become more of a hinderance than positive thanks to his inability to STFU from lying, overpromising, and just turning people off of the products due to divisive opinions that are best left private as a company head. Then you have the increasing potential of the government breaking up GOOG, but they have a lot of built up R&D on things that can wind up finding surprise breakthroughs at some point. AMZN is another contender if they can ever get decent management. The thing about the faults of those companies is that their prices are somewhat battered from all the "bad news" so IF...IF they do overcome their obstacles, the present prices are bargains.

The sleeper though is DE. DE is the TSLA of agriculture, without the retard CEO. There will be fully automated AI tractors and harvest bots coming sooner rather than later. Farmers can already be on their private islands operating tractors via apps and telling them what to do when they encounter obstacles, and the AI identifies weeds and spot blasts them, reducing herbicides by 2/3. That is *now*. They also just released electric zero turn mowers, and those will be fully AI before long.

I'd rather just day/swing trade ETFs tho.

[Anonymous No.54340227]

>>54340164
just like 2008, institutions hold the majority of unrealized losses. they're in a game of chicken with one another not to be too early nor too late to liquidate. the difference is this time their losses are all across the board

[Anonymous No.54340228]

>>54340204
robanon. it is good to see you back. I was starting to think you'd been heemed by the markets and had to close up shop.

[Anonymous No.54340232]

>>54340214
my schizo theory on why the new tractors require internet more and more is so john deer can make bets on futures since they track the farmers production numbers

[Anonymous No.54340240]

>>54340206
>tfw my FRC bags are gonna be worth 2 dollars in a few months
It hurts...

[Anonymous No.54340249]

>>54340240
What's your average cost? There will probably be a pump tomorrow

[Anonymous No.54340257]

>>54340162
I don't know how /pol/ is so fast.

[Anonymous No.54340259]

>>54340249
33.8

[Anonymous No.54340266]

>>54340240
just think of it as paying all your tuition up front. the worst thing for any trader is to make a ton of money right away

[Anonymous No.54340267]

>>54340259

[Anonymous No.54340270]

>>54340232
oooooooo, that's good. They are making a big push into satellite right now in fact and will be using it to monitor the crops and lands, look it up.

[Anonymous No.54340275]

>>54340171
>>54340204
Oh I see, you meant 50 between within each leg, not 50 spread across the whole thing
Now even though you have a 76% chance of winning, I'm guessing it's probably better than that, since you can backtest and monte carlo it and see how often it actually walks back down in a month

[Anonymous No.54340280]

>>54340259
Fuck. You may have to realize a 50% loss anon

[Anonymous No.54340282]

>>54339922
financialjuice

[Anonymous No.54340283]

>>54340265
>>54340265
>>54340265
>>54340265

[Anonymous No.54340286]

>>54340232
man I think you really nailed something, truly

[Anonymous No.54340288]

>>54340259

[Anonymous No.54340298]

>>54340266
Heh, I was thinking the same thing. I realized even if I kept timing it correctly it would have only encouraged me to keep gambling and I would have lost it all eventually. I was never going to stop and realize "heh I should learn risk management and start doing some research"

[Anonymous No.54340306]

>>54340275
>risk $4500 for $470
No

[Anonymous No.54340349]

>>54340142
huh????? do you have an archive or something about the april 6 shit

[Anonymous No.54340582]

>>54339738
Based Ween enjoyer https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KnmoYRfO5vE

[Anonymous No.54340646]

>>54340162
Glowies

[Anonymous No.54340663]

>>54340582
THERE WILL BE A LOT OF TASTING THE WASTE COMING SOON
THE TENDER SITUATION SHALL
CRUMBLE INTO DOOM
IT IS OVER
it is over
the consequences will never be the same

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRc8GI3MX_Q