Why are chuds here obsessed with a car

[Anonymous No.54329849]

when a yacht is a better financial decision?
Increases your status significantly to meet with other wealthy people and you can go from a virgin to a body count of 10 in a week

[Anonymous No.54329896]

>>54329849
I can't get groceries with a yacht, that's why I got myself a Porsche instead.

[Anonymous No.54329927]

>>54329849
Premium cars are one of the worst luxury purchases imaginable
This >>54329896 faggot with a Porsche has a giant target on his back and cops will pull you over at lower speeds because they want to teach you a lesson. Imagine spending all that money on a car that can go zoom zoom ultra fast and then having to drive the speed limit. Just get a Lexus or a Benz or something

[Anonymous No.54329986]

>>54329927
>Cops will pull you over to teach you a lesson
Anon, I... don't live in a country where cops do that.
>Drive the speed limit
Anon, I... don't live in a country where there is one
>Spending all that money
Actually, my car is the pretty much the only thing that has appreciated in value since I bought it 2 years ago. I could sell it today for 30% profit at minimum.

[Anonymous No.54331616]

bump

[Anonymous No.54331649]

I'm not obsessed with cars, I'm literally a car.

[Anonymous No.54331669]

>>54329927
porsches gain value as long as it's not the porsche 911 turbo

[Anonymous No.54331708]

In Europe you don't need any of that polluting shit you can just walk everywhere

[Anonymous No.54333641]

>>54329849
Virgin yacht owner versus chad slave ship business man.

[Anonymous No.54333734]

>>54329927
You're under the assumption that people like
>>54329896
>>54329986
and me want a luxury car, and not a fun yet comfortable daily driver.

[Anonymous No.54333766]

>>54329849
The only two instances where you should be on a yacht are if you're renting it, or you bought it as a business to rent out to people for most of the year. Spending multigenerational wealth on a depreciating asset is the worst idea ever.

[Anonymous No.54333769]

>>54329849
>>54329896
>>54333641
>turbovirgins don't even own their own space program
top kek

[Anonymous No.54333778]

>>54331649
A/s/l I also identify as a car. More specifically a Fiat Panda. Are you single?

[Anonymous No.54333783]

Because it's more expensive than a house.

[Anonymous No.54333818]

am i the only person that thinks of money in terms of the number of trust fund babies i can sire with it

[Anonymous No.54333839]

>>54329849
The only thing dumber than being obsessed with a car is being obsessed with a boat

[Anonymous No.54333844]

>>54329849
If it floats,flies or fucks its better to rent it

[Anonymous No.54333862]

>>54329849
How do you convince women to have sex with you with an yacht?
Seriously, it doesn't help for one night stands.
If you get a gf cause of the yacht she'll want to get some of your wealth. If you break up with her before she is entitled to your shit that's gonna make her angry and you might get hit with a domestic abuse or rape charge.

[Anonymous No.54333865]

>>54329849
Why would I buy an aquatic car when I'm completely and absolutely thalassophobic? I'd rather get a good V8 5.5 1968 Mustang Boss to drive around when I'm not working or while I wait for POND to take off kek

[Anonymous No.54333947]

>>54333865
>He's afraid to the ocean
You're a faggot

[Anonymous No.54333956]

>>54333865
If you wait for that to happen you'll be extremely disappointed anon

[Anonymous No.54333964]

>>54333862
>Hey I have a yacht, wanna go this saturday?
>Pull up good music, some good food and alcohol
>Bitches in swimming suits around you
How do you think retard

[Anonymous No.54333968]

>>54333865
you definitely are quite a faggot

[Anonymous No.54333978]

>>54333865
I can't believe you're afraid of wotah

[Anonymous No.54334015]

>>54329849
How much does that yacht cost? Would probably be so easy to get sex if you invited girls on it

[Anonymous No.54334045]

>>54333641
Imagine the smell on that ship

[Anonymous No.54334061]

>>54334045
coco butter and fry chicken

[Anonymous No.54334125]

>>54333769
fuck off Elon

[Anonymous No.54334137]

>>54329849
>Increases your status significantly
No it doesn’t. The only people who care about boats are other people who have them looking for validation
>meet with other wealthy people
It’s literally just people who get drunk and hang out at a marina Thurs-Sun with the same people telling the same stories. They’re pretty much all 50-60, insufferable, and divorced or in bad marriages
>go from a virgin to a body count of 10 in a week
It’s literally cheaper and less headaches to fuck whores. If your goal of any endeavor is to get laid you’re a fucking clown and NGMI.
Your post actually captures the mentality of a boat owner so well regardless of how disconnected from reality it actually is. Boaters are truly NPCs

[Anonymous No.54334210]

Bring On Another Thousand

[Anonymous No.54334229]

>>54333783
https://www.boattrader.com/boats/make-sea-ray/model-sundancer/

[Anonymous No.54334262]

>>54329849
Personally I prefer jetpacks. Get on my level you plebs.

[Anonymous No.54334273]

>>54329849
I'm into sailing catamarans. Though, I'd want to remove 1 bedroom and turn it into a store room so I could do blue water sailing.
Dream of mine is to sail across the world.

[Anonymous No.54334282]

>>54333862
It sort of does but you need to be near boat bars.

[Anonymous No.54334373]

I like watching those videos of walkthroughs of the really large yachts but it always bothers me when they get to the crew cabins. The rest of the bedrooms and bathrooms (day heads) they show look nicer than anything I have ever slept in or taken a shit in but when they get to the crew section they always look like a bed and bathroom you might find in a RV built c1985.

[Anonymous No.54335316]

>>54329849
Landlocked, and glad to be. Less exposure to rising water levels, earthquakes, tsunamis, and hurricanes, not to mention that ocean air is corrosive af on infrastructure