/smg/ - Bourse Générale

[Anonymous No.54327157]

L'édition d'Alizée

>Sites éducatifs:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52

>Graphiques:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Diffusions en direct:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.newslive.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Les cribleurs:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Les options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Données pré-commercialisation et en direct:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendriers
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investir 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Divers
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

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>>54323635

[Anonymous No.54327173]

>>54327157
Going all in on WISH Monday. Whose with me?

[Anonymous No.54327177]

>>54327157
First for fuck niggers fuck kikes and fuck jannies

[Anonymous No.54327185]

>barrier options
>binary options
>rainbow options
What the fuck, I don't even know what these options are. I checked and they're real. I doubt my broker would let me buy them... but I don't want to disappoint Samantha

[Anonymous No.54327189]

George Gammon did a good video on how the stock market is going to dump when the yield curve uninverts.

It looks like a minimum 7% drop is almost guaranteed. The question is, how long until the yield curve uninverts and what is the usual delay between uninversion and the final bottom?

Trying to time some puts here.

[Anonymous No.54327203]

>Les avenirs

[Anonymous No.54327208]

REEEEEEEEE fucking zoomers at McDonald's forgot my fries and I'm still hungry with no snackies in the house!!!!!! Zoomer genocide now!!!!!

[Anonymous No.54327223]

>>54327208
You can always make your own food instead.

[Anonymous No.54327235]

>Les passés

[Anonymous No.54327247]

>>54327223
I normally would but it's late and nothing else is open.

[Anonymous No.54327260]

Amazon cant make anything good tv wise (they had a couple good years). Twitch failing. Shipping costs destroying them. Aws slowing.

[Anonymous No.54327262]

>>54327157
Sell options on indexes

[Anonymous No.54327263]

I only need to make $1023 this week to meet my target for March
I think I can do it

[Anonymous No.54327271]

>>54327208
>today anon starts a diet.

[Anonymous No.54327276]

>>54327157
She kind of looks like the not cute im ladyboy

[Anonymous No.54327293]

>>54327185
>binary options
Here's a pill,
You would want to trade these like a retarded futures contract. For the love of God however don't ever try trading these on short time scales.

That said binaries are just meh when it comes to options and offer fixed risk-rewards and are hard to really use effectively. If you're hell-bent on trying it NADEX is the only halfway decent broker of them but IBKR also has them now if I recall.

[Anonymous No.54327310]

WEE WEE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.54327312]

>>54327293
Don't worry, I'm not actually planning to buy any of that stuff. I'll just keep DCAing and trying to weekly swing TQQQ

[Anonymous No.54327317]

>>54327189
>Trying to time some puts here.
Use caution anon, the market has a tendency to be autistic and pump out of nowhere.
A better idea would be doing a bear call spread to get theta to be on your side if it doesn't immediately dump.
You could also try selling a Put Condor and collect a credit in either direction market-wise.

[Anonymous No.54327325]

>>54327317
what is the ticker Put Condor? I dont see it on stocktwits

[Anonymous No.54327332]

>>54327068
>i always thought it was because their companies are state owned/overseen by state workers embedded in-house so they can pull the plug at any moment?

This is a goyscare. Just like parents tell their children about the boogie man to keep them from going outside at night. In reality, the federal government is as likely to seize your assets as China. Because (1) it is fundamentally on the verge of bankruptcy and (2) it has a history of doing it shamelessly. Also, we can consider the radical policies of the Federal Reserve as a constant ongoing implicit seizure of either assets or wages depending whether it is inflationary or deflationary. Yuan-denominated asset exposure guards you against this type of theft, as the PBOC is mindfully conservative. Their QE is the Fed's QT.

>>54327087
I challenge you to look at the performance of the Shanghai Composite Index and the underlying P/E Ratio and tell me that it's more risky than the S&P 500 built on top of 14 years of unlimited QE.

Real estate has been objectively more profitable and secure for Chinese retail investors as millions upon millions of people have moved from villages to cities, in comparison their stock market hasn't performed that great. But even now the situation is reversing as the real estate market has pretty much peaked. 65 million empty flats. I think the trust issues are hereditary and cultural more than rational and stem from rustic boorishness most Chinese have still not escaped from. They want something tangible. Institutions on the other hand are in stocks. HK is famous for its masses of retail investors in stocks. Young people who have worked in an office their whole lives are more open to stocks and other assets. Remember how big the Chinese crypto market was? Real estate is just the boomer thing.

[Anonymous No.54327359]

>>54327325
>https://www.fidelity.com/learning-center/investment-products/options/options-strategy-guide/short-condor-spread-puts#:~:text=A%20short%20condor%20spread%20with,an%20even%20lower%20strike%20price.
You more or less build an Iron Condor but sell it with Puts for a net credit.
So in short if the stock/ETF/Index moves up or down by a fair chunk you make money. This will kill you if it moves sideways.

Otherwise, if you don't know which way something is going to move but you know it will move this is a good way to get premium without committing to a direction.

[Anonymous No.54327365]

That's a big balance sheet.

[Anonymous No.54327377]

NGL disregarding the haters this guy has a very kino voice. That voice is priceless and I am jelly.

[Anonymous No.54327383]

>>54327173
That CEO dude fucked that company. Amazon wanted to buy them for billions. The CEO said no. Now the stock is pennies. I bet the employees (those who're left) curse him daily. Shareholders curse him for sure. Everyone could've been rich fucks.

[Anonymous No.54327389]

12 minutes to movie night! Tonite's feature is Penda's Fen (1974), "une horreur populaire"...

[Anonymous No.54327391]

>>54327332
>Because (1) it is fundamentally on the verge of bankruptcy and (2) it has a history of doing it shamelessly.
wow just like the US government

[Anonymous No.54327424]

>see BOIL drop 10% in a day
>buy
>recovers 3%
>sell
what could go wrong

[Anonymous No.54327429]

>>54327332
Forgot to include picrel. Also for incidences of the U.S. seizing assets refer to 1933 gold seizure and 1952 steel seizure. But of course, nowadays they have learned to steal much more covertly to avoid judicial and democratic oversight.

[Anonymous No.54327469]

>>54327429
Yea nobody but the donors own any tangible assets these days so they will just keep stealing with inflation. Assets will go up and the rubes will stay content with their 2% per year pay raises as real inflation rages at 20%+

[Anonymous No.54327473]

THIS IS AMERICA. aint nobody understand or read that SPANISH WEIRD LOOKING ASS LETTER SHIT! SPEAK ENGGGLLLLISSSSH

YOOO BAAASEDYYYY ENRIGGGSSSHHHH MOUTHERFUCKA!

[Anonymous No.54327474]

Movie night movie night, get in here! Tonite's feature is Penda's Fen (1974)!

[Anonymous No.54327491]

>>54327424
Mostly agreed, I intend to work it very similarly.

[Anonymous No.54327495]

>>54327473
Désolé.

[Anonymous No.54327511]

>>54327424
>see UUUU drop 10% every day
>buy
>drops 10% everyday
Just 30 more years

[Anonymous No.54327588]

>>54327511
>62.50 price/sales
https://stockanalysis.com/stocks/uuuu/statistics/

[Anonymous No.54327596]

>>54327511
Yep, I checked that chart earlier. The "what could go wrong" is the reason for "mostly agree"! I watched a Peter Lynch video one time talking about "surely it can't go lower than ____" or something to that effect.

[Anonymous No.54327609]

>>54327588
Wait, forward price/sales is not as bad.

[Anonymous No.54327622]

Imagine protesting for boomers pensions

[Anonymous No.54327626]

>>54327609
Individually it doesn't matter what the junior miner or ticker is, everything is tied to the physical uranium price which isn't going up

[Anonymous No.54327643]

>futures

[Anonymous No.54327645]

>Futures

[Anonymous No.54327654]

>>54327626
>isn't going up
and what are the untils on that, and what are they based upon?

[Anonymous No.54327683]

>>54327654
>uploading files banned from my range
Kek. Just look up the Sprott physical uranium trust, it's going nowhere. There is no demand for it and there never will be

[Anonymous No.54327739]

>>54327683
what should be made of this projection?

[Anonymous No.54327750]

>>54327739
nat

[Anonymous No.54327758]

>>54327739
A year ago they were saying the same thing and nothing happened. Most of the uranium bagholders roped

[Anonymous No.54327762]

>>54327750
nice

[Anonymous No.54327765]

>>54327758
>nothing happened
nothing happened
>nothing happened
nothing happened

ain't that just the way, until it fuckin' does (and only the Jews know ahead)

[Anonymous No.54327773]

>>he didn’t go all in SPXL

[Anonymous No.54327781]

>>54327762
Didn't notice the 4x until after...

[Anonymous No.54327794]

>>54327765
The difference here is you will die of old age before uranium does something

[Anonymous No.54327808]

>>54327773
warren zevon.. my shits fked up

[Anonymous No.54327809]

>>54327794
kek, I will do that before lots of shit happens, I'm already half a cent.

[Anonymous No.54327810]

every time i pull a bottle of beer from my fridge it hits the middle shelf and makes a loud gong noise alerting my apartment neighbors that im drinking another beer
oh yeah, BOIL

[Anonymous No.54327815]

>futures

[Anonymous No.54327827]

>>54327810
It calls...

[Anonymous No.54327873]

>>54327815
W T F

T

F

[Anonymous No.54327896]

>>54327758
Most of the uranium bagholders outperformed the average hedge fund last year.

[Anonymous No.54327902]

>>54327683
>Just look up the Sprott physical uranium trust, it's going nowhere. There is no demand for it and there never will be

[Anonymous No.54327938]

>>54327189
quit trolling you rat

[Anonymous No.54328010]

>futures

[Anonymous No.54328081]

>>54327157
Omg you really made it Alizee
The madman

[Anonymous No.54328099]

>>54328081
Haha we like to have fun here. Never a dull moment down at the /smg/ pub.

[Anonymous No.54328154]

>>54327645
>Pasts

[Anonymous No.54328161]

i have covid wtf i thought joe biden ended this shit

[Anonymous No.54328176]

>>54328161
Should have had your 6th booster

[Anonymous No.54328178]

>>54328161
Never had COVID. Never will.

[Anonymous No.54328179]

>futes

[Anonymous No.54328188]

There is about 7 or 8 emergency vehicles up the road all the sudden. For you city faggots that is one hour to the next, but out here this shit is a major never before happening (but still second to when I found a natgas leak in Jan).

[Anonymous No.54328193]

>>54327262
>>54327293
>>54327317
WTF is the permabulls problem, people unironically think SPY will pump 10% next month... on what, inflation subsiding without major hits to the consumer?
see > >>54327773

[Anonymous No.54328222]

>>54328188
In my neighborhood there is a bike path and narrow grass field thing behind the houses instead of a back alley. One night several police cars drove on to that bike path with lights flashing and were there for three hours. I never found out what that was about.

[Anonymous No.54328241]

>>54328193
I'm not a perma-bull tho
Ideally, you sell options in a way where you collect a credit no matter where the stock goes.
For example selling a Put butterfly on XSP or the VIX can give a pretty nice credit if you spam it enough times.

[Anonymous No.54328248]

Looking forward to Monday, anons.

[Anonymous No.54328255]

>>54328248
noonstork

[Anonymous No.54328275]

>>54328222
Yeah I usually don't find out what shit was anymore ever since they started using radios that the scanners can't pick up. We used to have a county scanner page and everyone could know what every ambulance, fire truck, and police car was saying, and dispatch. Now it has to "make the paper".

[Anonymous No.54328330]

The mother of all bubbles is popping. The raccoon is coming out of the garbage can. You have five months and three weeks to get into gold and usd. The raccoon is coming out of the garbage can. It's time. Five months and three weeks. The raccoon is leaving the garbage can.

[Anonymous No.54328335]

>>54328248
Man yeah, this last week was a big letdown, things went way too smooth. It's got to be coming this week, it's just gotta. I am glad to be in all cash, but on the lookout for a good swing at any moment.

[Anonymous No.54328347]

>>54328330
Oh good then, that will give my son time to finish the stocks program he is in before it's over (it's over).

[Anonymous No.54328370]

>>54328330
so buy calls on garbage can makers or

[Anonymous No.54328383]

>>54328335
Two more weeks.

[Anonymous No.54328391]

>>54327157
>>54327203
>>54327235
Ooh la la
>>54327185
Kek

[Anonymous No.54328410]

>>54328330
The hidden raccoons. They are leaving. Leaving the garbage can. Why are they leaving?

[Anonymous No.54328429]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wrsZog8qXg

[Anonymous No.54328462]

>>54328410
They are preparing to get in on some of that people eating people action.

[Anonymous No.54328510]

>>54327157
> Sold covered calls in one account
> Sold covered calls in another account
> Turns out I accidentally bought calls on 2nd account
> TFW i bought my own covered calls

[Anonymous No.54328516]

>>54328510
Based delta neutral Anon.

[Anonymous No.54328622]

man can you believe it. muslims just have has all these hot bitches covered up in cloth from head to toe. they cant show off any cleavage or midriff or thigh or anything.

[Anonymous No.54328633]

Did daddy Dimon save FRC yet

[Anonymous No.54328652]

>>54328633
it's beyond saving

[Anonymous No.54328660]

If I were to buy say 70 SPY puts, 3 days out, after SPY hits 400 (if it does) for 396, how much money do you think I would completely bleed out? Assuming it doesn't really dip down a whole lot if at all

[Anonymous No.54328663]

>had a dream that RIOT went to $21.83
pray for me boys im getting leaps monday

[Anonymous No.54328684]

>>54328429
Why are you buying into the double top of intel?

[Anonymous No.54328693]

What ever happened to that SKYT shill?

[Anonymous No.54328704]

>>54328693
He went the way of cleaveland cliffs tranny
>>54328663
Why not just buy into crypto at that point? Everything is bullish for crypto yet RIOT still hasn't recovered from a year ago

[Anonymous No.54328723]

>>54328693
I thought he cashed out at 12? He had a pretty low average so if he sold he likely made good money.

[Anonymous No.54328782]

what are your plans for this week /smg/?

[Anonymous No.54328806]

>>54328782
probably something psychotic
>>54328660

[Anonymous No.54328812]

>>54328782
Hope for red so I can recover some of the losses from my poorly timed sqqq trade. Fortunately it doesn't look like resistance is going to crack this time.
Otherwise just work. Will arrange with car dealership to order car. I'm going to buy a manual mazda3. Probably have to wait a few months for it to arrive if they can't pull one from some other dealership.

[Anonymous No.54328851]

>>54328782
Scrap my C++ based volume profile project and continue dev'ing the python one. Hopefully setting up python on Windows via an IDE doesn't suck ass. Maybe I ought to do C# instead like that other anon in here.

[Anonymous No.54328890]

>>54328684
seems like pretty good risk/reward to me.
>>54328782
symphony tomorrow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKkeDqJBlK8

[Anonymous No.54329025]

>>54328782
im convinced that anime looks like this because asians use it as a getaway cope for their generic standardised looks

[Anonymous No.54329058]

>>54328812
I'm looking at getting into a good SQQQ entry. I'm watching that 313 resistance, I would love a hard rejection next week. That retard pump on Friday looked so fake and gay, timed my SOXS wrong by not selling that 8:30 AM top. Still profited, but made a bad entry into SQQQ at the end of the day, thinking it would pull back. Got out, will be watching for confirmation

[Anonymous No.54329097]

>>54327185
>binary options
this is pure gambling.

[Anonymous No.54329105]

[Anonymous No.54329166]

What will superhuman artificial intelligence mean for the stock market?

[Anonymous No.54329194]

>>54329166
Profits. Forever.

[Anonymous No.54329214]

>>54329166
either stocks will go up due to AI being productive, or they will go down due to AI being productive

[Anonymous No.54329277]

F bros...

[Anonymous No.54329296]

>>54329277
Where to find female mechanic who will tease me about the state of my brake pads?

[Anonymous No.54329331]

>>54328890
You're looking at long term that isn't applicable to the short term. Wait for the doomp then buy if you want intel

[Anonymous No.54329392]

>>54327173
Same here. It looks like an absolute steal, and I’ve been monitoring it for awhile and making good swing trades on it. Easy 600 a day minimum alone from it.

[Anonymous No.54329394]

Let's say a stock just had their earnings report. They fucked up. The stock is dropping pre-market.
What kind of indicators should I look at if I want to know whether it will end the day in green or it will keep on dumping? For example Oxford Industries dropped 5% premarket this week (idk which day) and ended the day at a whopping -12.5%. How can I tell whether it's a good idea shorting after bad earnings or not?

[Anonymous No.54329437]

>>54329394
>shorting after bad earnings
It's too late at that point unless you want short term momentum trading. Your best chance for an after earnings report is buying something that clearly Oversold on bad news, but not that bad news

[Anonymous No.54329450]

>>54329437
>you want short term momentum trading
My bad anon, should have been more precise. Yeah that's what I meant. Basically shorting after bad earnings and selling before markets close.

[Anonymous No.54329493]

>>54327157
Great work OP.
How are the riots in Paris, France?

[Anonymous No.54329498]

>>54329392
>0.83 revenue per share
Their income is slowly getting better, same with eps. Will they continue to improve this quarter, despite the market? It's really does look like this is bottom price

[Anonymous No.54329512]

>>54329450
Well stick to fundamentals, if it's tanking on the report but the report wasn't too bad, then expect a recovery. Same with a pump on bad news, most likely an exit pump.

[Anonymous No.54329540]

>>54329512
Thanks lad.

[Anonymous No.54329633]

>>54329394
short term trading doesn't work

[Anonymous No.54329639]

>>54329633
Prove it

[Anonymous No.54329660]

>>54329277
>>54329296
Maximum kek

[Anonymous No.54329663]

>>54329639

[Anonymous No.54329671]

>>54329663

[Anonymous No.54329692]

>>54329671
>>54329663
Are you high or stupid.

[Anonymous No.54329699]

>>54329394
If the stock rises too much before an earnings announcement, usually it will drop after the earnings are announced- even if it is good news. Vice versa if a stock falls too much before an earnings announcement, whether the news is bad or not.

We even saw this a bit during the past week on the market indexes- indexes rose heavily earlier in the week in anticipation of the interest rate hike announcement from the Fed on Wednesday. Then when the Fed announced the expected 25 bps hike, even though it was in line with like 80% of market expectations and wasnt surprising at all, the stock markets and indexes still tanked following the announcement. The markets rose too aggressively before the announcement was made.

[Anonymous No.54329715]

>>54329692
Are you poor, or poor?

[Anonymous No.54329731]

>>54329715
I guess that is what a stupid person would ask while they were high

[Anonymous No.54329770]

>>54329731
no u

[Anonymous No.54329804]

>>54329633
how long is "short term" for you? day trading is for retards but short term swing trading (days to weeks) works if you're not completely braindead and manage your risk

[Anonymous No.54329836]

stagflation bros... it's our time to shine.

[Anonymous No.54329842]

>>54329804
intraday is completely random, excluding news based events.

randomness would slope down over time, but for individual securities a lot of it just follows the market too, and then the sector itself

[Anonymous No.54329898]

>>54329699
imagine if they hike 50 bps

[Anonymous No.54329956]

>>54329842
>intraday is completely random, excluding news based events.
I understand why a stupid cunt might think this. Stay poor.

[Anonymous No.54329961]

>>54329842
what does this have to do with your statement "short term trading doesn't work" which is wrong anyway, assuming we're not talking about day trading. doesn't matter the sector, index or stock

[Anonymous No.54329995]

>pre-pre-pre-futures

[Anonymous No.54330019]

>>54329699
>Then when the Fed announced the expected 25 bps hike, even though it was in line with like 80% of market expectations and wasnt surprising at all, the stock markets and indexes still tanked following the announcement.
that's not true, the expected 25bps was a non-event, the Jpow speech 30 mins. later was the big move, together with Yellen who said the exact opposite what Jpow said regarding >250k deposits which gave you the big selloff
the fake and gay rally on Friday was once again Yellen for the 3rd time revising her statement from the day prior with retards front-running QE and buying muh tech like they did the last 20 years.
the purge is coming and necessary to get a real sector shift away from useless growth shit and back to value and commodities

[Anonymous No.54330048]

>>54328652
FRC is definitely not beyond saving. Screencap this in 1 year when it is trading above $80 again.

[Anonymous No.54330066]

>>54330048
Post your positions in it then

[Anonymous No.54330104]

>>54329956
t. gambler who flipped the coin correctly a few times

[Anonymous No.54330132]

>>54330104
I flipped the coin correctly 7512 times out of the last 10045 that I have in my records. Good enough for me.

[Anonymous No.54330169]

>>54328255
sorry fren, the funds I transfered to buy won't be available until thursday. I'm sweating that I won't be able to get in for pennies by then.

[Anonymous No.54330243]

If you think there isnt going to be another bullrun you must be retarded. All anons who are still bobofags should honestly stick to ETFs, you are creatly too stupid to make money.

[Anonymous No.54330248]

>>54330243
*clearly

[Anonymous No.54330268]

>>54330243
>he doesn't have an ETF portfolio and a day trading portfolio
ngmi

[Anonymous No.54330380]

>>54327739
>49
>>54327758
>cope
uranium is already $60/lb in the contract market

[Anonymous No.54330645]

>>54330243
>two-thirds of a nothingburger have been reversed
ah yes the old "banks failing is bullish for tech shitcos that rely on these banks" play

[Anonymous No.54330774]

>>54327377
You see bickle he was raised in the halls of kings and Emporers and you were raised in a swamp

[Anonymous No.54330983]

>anti-futures

[Anonymous No.54331020]

WTF is this chart? And no, no buyout was announced.

[Anonymous No.54331033]

>>54331020
>why is my penny stock going down 2% on literally no news whatsoever
just fuck off

[Anonymous No.54331068]

>>54331033
Your response is retarded on so many levels it hurts.
Just to clarify so that even black people like you understand it, I refered the flat part of the chart, not the dump.

[Anonymous No.54331070]

>>54330243
Gay shit. When this implodes its gonna be kino.

[Anonymous No.54331159]

>>54330243
>Fed still selling treasuries
>now has to baghold stinky loans given to banks
>even in spite of that, banks still on the verge of collapsing
It's a band-aid, those banks are still going to eat shit because rates are at 5% and will stay that way.

[Anonymous No.54331174]

After going through hundreds of public software companies I found a micro cap one I really like.
I bought around 90% down from IPO (they excellently timed it at the very peak, rip a those that bought).
I am in the green but getting a little worried at the overall state of the market especially seeing all those retards still buying American etfs, bottom is clearly not in.

[Anonymous No.54331204]

>>54331174
give us the ticker so we can pump your bags

[Anonymous No.54331218]

>>54331204
I don't need my bags pumped, they're doing fine.

[Anonymous No.54331292]

>>54331218
Top signal

[Anonymous No.54331386]

>>54328193
>on what
So who is covering the losses on the regional banks bonds? There is a debit that needs to go somewhere. It goes on the fed balance sheet. Debits increase assets/reduce liabilities...
>BUT MUH QT
cope

[Anonymous No.54331399]

>>54330243
Check the M2 money supply
All that's happening right now is the Fed reversing their deletion of bank deposits that were secured with treasuries. This is not the same thing as printing money. Borrowing costs will remain higher. Techies will still be liquidated.

[Anonymous No.54331400]

DOJ is probing UBS and Credit Suisse 3 days after UBS offers to buy Debit Sussies.
DTCC is forcing UBS to re-neg on it's purchase of Debit Sussie being a 7% holder of UBS.
Debit Sussies inherited a steaming pile of leveraged derivative^2 from Archegos capital regarding GME.

If UBS manages to get out, the BIS picks up the bill through the interconnected network of derivatives that are forced to settle in default.

Here is a list of some of the bullet-swap counterparties:
>Hudson bay capital (BBBY)
Barclays
BNP Paribas
>Merrill Lynch
National Financial Services
State Street
>UBS
BNP Paribas
>Goldman Sachs
Paloma
>BOFA
>Citi Group
>Deutsche Bank AG
>JP Morgan (Fed Reserve)
Morgan Stanley
>Credit Suisse (Biggest swap party)
>JP Morgan Chase Bank
SG Amercias Securities
>Bank Of New York Mellon
Bank Of Nova Scotia
SS&C Technologies Inc
Samlyn
Fidelity Prime Services
>Morgan Stanley
Northern Trust
>Morgan Stanley Fund Services (Cayman)

>Implying banks with CDSs already mooning and/or crashing in market price
>Implying the Caymans are also not safe from GME

These short-hedge parties have to facilitate infinite fiat redemptions to GME holders due to a logic error in the stock market. Quadrillions of derivative bets comes tumbling down.
This kills every fiat-based Central Bank in the world.

>You can't kill the BIS
The entire asset set (AND value) of the BIS is dwarfed with the obligations Archegos heel-striked the counterparties with. Central banks are checkmated to step in and backstop to prevent whole-market neck-snapping volatility, The equivalent fiat output to 95% GDP of BIS is...infinitely more times by the number of counterparties required to close.
With Cayman Islands exposure, every fiat connected hedgehole is exposed.
This includes every nation the listed counterparties hold derivatives in.
This directly affects the performance of the central banks and if every one of the 63 central BIS banks are in ruin...

...The whole house of cards falls down.

[Anonymous No.54331415]

>>54331399
>All that's happening right now is the Fed reversing their deletion of bank deposits that were secured with treasuries.
Explain this to me like I'm a permabull

[Anonymous No.54331479]

>>54330243
>>54331399
stop behaving like smug fedora tipping redditors you niggers and explain yourselves
so the FED is accumulating assets, while running printers hot how the fuck does this play out?
Are they going to pump market then? Pump and creat a giga inflation? I assume when FED is buying they are buying low.

[Anonymous No.54331492]

>>54331400
Is this just GME schzio ramblings?

[Anonymous No.54331503]

Fuck I could invest in the NFL.

[Anonymous No.54331516]

PLTR!

[Anonymous No.54331564]

https://youtu.be/IXoXLBX-6K8

[Anonymous No.54331582]

>>54331400
>...The whole house of cards falls down.

[Anonymous No.54331597]

yt grifters gotta grift

[Anonymous No.54331622]

>>54331492
Seems like it. He spammed it in multiple threads on /biz/.

[Anonymous No.54331624]

>>54331415
So, mumu. When you put your money in a bank (you know, that other broker that doesn't let you buy SPY). That number on the screen isn't USD bills in their vault. They use your money to buy assets and make a return, usually for themselves, with perhaps some portion paid to you as interest. Under normal circumstances, this results in profit for the bank and convenience and perhaps meager profit for you.

Now you may at this point have a question. "But bobo, what if the assets the bank bought with my money went DOWN in value??". I am glad you asked. The answer is, if those assets are bonds, they are potentially OK - if held to maturity, they will still pay back the full face value of the bond (as long as they bought from a reliable, high-quality issuer). HOWEVER. If they need to sell. Such as if a bunch of silicon valley nerds are panicking due to rumors on Twitter. Then they will have to realize losses. At some point, those losses could exceed their profits, meaning the cash they could get from selling everything at market prices is LESS than the total of the number on everyone's bank screens... see how this might be a problem.

A quick digression - bonds, as I'm sure you know, go down in market value when the interest rates go up - something that has been happening a lot lately. They may also go down in value if it looks like the issuer will go bankrupt - so if you are a bank and want ""low risk"" assets, then you'll buy US treasuries as there is ""no"" risk of the US failing to pay it's debts... lets ignore for now the validity of that statement...

ANYWAYS, to remedy this whole situation, enter the FED. Since US gov bonds will eventually pay out the face value, the gov can swap cash for people's bonds at FACE value not at the much lower market value. This means the money is there when those silicon valley nerds go to withdraw, BUT, no "new" money has really been created - just shuffling the market value of assets. I hope this answers your question.

[Anonymous No.54331656]

[Anonymous No.54331659]

>>54331622
I sold all my gme for around 100 dollars,can’t believe these idiots are still holding it

[Anonymous No.54331668]

Bored a bit so read another hentai doujin. This one involving a group of school girls who call themselves the "virgin killers". Honestly I don't know who's supposed to "lose" but hey the action's hot. Anyway 3 girls corner a virgin in some warehouse. He manages to "win" against two of them. The 3rd though "beats" him. At the end it's implied that the experience was so good that the dude and girl who beat him are dating now. Hey whatever works I guess.

[Anonymous No.54331681]

SHORT GOOG IT'S OVER
it's over

[Anonymous No.54331683]

>>54329493
France is beautiful. I hope someone is picking up Alizée's stinky poopy trash haha imagine if someone had to smell all her used tampons fermenting in sun for weeks that would be silly. :P

[Anonymous No.54331709]

>>54331668
Boomer-san. Shouldn't you be reading something more age-appropriate such as Playboy, or going to Hooters or something. Don't wreck your marriage over some Chinese cartoons. Or, if you must read them, find some your wife would like to read with you (unlikely, she will probably call a psychiatrist instead).

[Anonymous No.54331725]

>Krugman comes to power

[Anonymous No.54331759]

>>54331681
Is this non-jailbreaked? Damn maybe MSFT decided to be based after all.

[Anonymous No.54331780]

>>54331709
Kek actually I do have a bunch of regular books (both physical and digital).

[Anonymous No.54331807]

>>54331759
Yeah, I've been using it since day 1 and been highly impressed overall, but just got access to Bard and immediately heard the Price is Right losing horn. >>54331656

[Anonymous No.54331822]

>>54331400
>the people who rule us are actually stupid, I'm smarter than them! they don't know what they are doing!

can not think of a more brainlet take

[Anonymous No.54331831]

Dudes making 40k-50k a year will throw on their cheap JC Penney suits just to go to some shitty night club pay $250 for a bottle of grey goose infested with 5’s and 6’s with genital herpes

[Anonymous No.54331840]

>>54331831
And that's a good thing!

[Anonymous No.54331847]

>>54330169
you are a large homosexual

[Anonymous No.54331876]

>>54331725
The dems want us paying $5 for a hotdog so that rates can come down for niggers with credit cards.

[Anonymous No.54331893]

>>54327609
If you don't do your own analysis, you can't form an opinion.

[Anonymous No.54331907]

>>54331831
Sounds better than my life tbdesu
95k a year in a LCOL area
No friends
Only ever leave my house to buy food or eat alone at restaurants
Only got into trading because my money was piling up hard in my bank account and it bothered me

[Anonymous No.54331945]

>>54331831
if you go to mexico all of that is 1/3 the price but the women a 7s and 8s.

[Anonymous No.54331973]

>>54331945
Heh. My brother in law is old and not very attractive but he drives down to the border every so often to fuck women. Lies and tells all the girls he's a rich ranch owner. Has a 22 yr old gf there and she's decent looking.

[Anonymous No.54331984]

>>54331945
Mexico is pretty blessed aside from the cartels of the north and Cancun being giga-mexo-america

[Anonymous No.54332075]

>>54331984
>Mexico is pretty blessed aside from all the corruption and murdering

[Anonymous No.54332079]

>>54331516
let's make some fucking margin calls

[Anonymous No.54332130]

Goldman Sachs will move first again

[Anonymous No.54332140]

ARE GOING TO GO UP OR DOWN THIS WEEK? WHEN WILL THE BOTTOM BE PUT IN ALREADY IT"S BEEN OVER A YEAR NOW I WANT TO SEE NOW HIGHS AGAIN

[Anonymous No.54332145]

>>54332075
This, and poverty, rapes, forced prostitution, feral street kids, addiction, etc. Aside from all that, ees breddy gud.

[Anonymous No.54332146]

>>54332075
its generally located in certain regions and the rest of its safe enough. CDMX's murder rate is a fifth of comparable cities in the U.S.

[Anonymous No.54332173]

>>54331945
Goblinas are too thicc. Thicc people remind me of poop because they must be eating, shidding, and farding all day to maintain their bulbous cellulitic forms. They probably smell like pee too. I prefer skinny pale bitches with slim waists, flat tummies, and Type A personalities who order one sandwich and can't finish half of it because I'm a low-test manlet (and that's a good thing).

[Anonymous No.54332215]

>>54332146
Still corrupt as fuck in literally all aspects of life. The government pulls shady shit all the time like just rolling up and putting condemned signs on your house and demanding that you prove that you payed your taxes for the last 30 years.
getting gas? oh its not self serve and they love to play this game where they make the pump say the limit cap even if you just put in a couple gallons.
Police will literally pull you over for anything and make some shit up demanding you bribe them right then and there. Oh your farm got stolen by the cartel? not their problem.

Its a 3rd world shithole on nice land.

[Anonymous No.54332226]

>>54332079
I respect Karp. He scalped redd*t pumpers in 2021 and then told them it's their problem if stock price drops.

[Anonymous No.54332236]

>>54332173
Based never pooper.

[Anonymous No.54332241]

>>54332140
THE MARKET COULD GO UP, DOWN, OR SIDEWAYS. BULLS WILL BE LOOKING FOR MOMENTUM TO THE UPSIDE BREAKING KEY RESISTANCE. BEARS WILL BE LOOKING FOR MOMENTUM TO THE DOWNSIDE BREAKING KEY SUPPORT. CRABS WILL BE LOOKING FOR FALSE BREAKOUTS THAT RETURN TO THE CENTER. IF PRICE BREAKS KEY SUPPORT, PRICES COULD MOVE LOWER. IF PRICE BREAKS KEY RESISTANCE, PRICES COULD MOVE HIGHER. IF PRICE FAILS TO BREAK, IT WILL MOVE SIDEWAYS. TRADERS WILL BE WATCHING KEY LEVELS NEXT WEEK FOR MORE INFORMATION.

[Anonymous No.54332248]

>tfw going to gouge the shit out of my lgs for better cards

[Anonymous No.54332261]

>>54332215
just be black and nothing will happen to you
the cartels will even apologize and give up and surrender to the american gods

[Anonymous No.54332297]

>>54332226
yeah big respect for karp and kathie dumping on reddit goym

[Anonymous No.54332327]

SOX has been on a real up tear this whole year, not sure if soxl performances has been matching that closely though. i think investors are still scared from last years heeming.

[Anonymous No.54332330]

>>54332261
If youre referencing the fact that 4 black americans traveling to Mexico for cheap cosmetic surgery were kidnapped and two were killed and the cartel later apologized / handed over the assailants for it....that is something cartel has done before.

Every few years a Mexican cartel ends up having one of their retarded greedy henchmen crews trying to rob Americans for money. Usually the cartel always goes out of their way to suppress this kind of new, but if they the news comes out, then they do PR stunts like handing over the kidnappers and apologizing publicly, basically telling the US govt "no please don't clamp down on us"

[Anonymous No.54332337]

>>54332261
mexican thieves target blacks from what ive read

[Anonymous No.54332339]

>>54332075
If you have money to LATAM standards you can live good desu. The problem is when you are poor, life is very very bad. Thats why they go to USA. Anything there is better than home countries. There's a VERY big difference in lifestyle from someone earning min wage and 2k dorrahs/month.
>>54332145
This happens in USA, except street kids to the scale of latam countries.
>>54332215
All this happens to poor ppl. Do 1.5k-2k month and its no longer a problem.
>bribe
What, the equivalent of 15 bucks.

[Anonymous No.54332363]

>48% of women invest in the stock market
I can't believe that number

[Anonymous No.54332372]

AAAAAAAAA BUFFET BUY MY OXY ALREADY! DON'T GET DISTRACTED BY THE BANKS ON SALE, THEY ARE LIES! ALL LIES!

[Anonymous No.54332376]

I hate pollen

[Anonymous No.54332402]

>>54332372
He probably will soon. Keeps inching closer and closer.

[Anonymous No.54332412]

Pollen just flew over my house.

[Anonymous No.54332420]

>>54332327
It hasn't... not even close. In fact SOXX is outperforming SOXL in all categories.

[Anonymous No.54332422]

>>54332376
My allergies finally kicked in a couple days ago

[Anonymous No.54332445]

Jews caused pollen

[Anonymous No.54332465]

>>54332363
Probably just through their work pensions, not asif they pick the stocks themselves

[Anonymous No.54332501]

>>54332422
It was cold here earlier in the week and then warmed back up. I should have been taking my anti allergy meds. Woke up this morning hardly able to breath from all the post nasal drip

[Anonymous No.54332511]

>>54332465
Anons buy soxl, and boil. Women buy voo

[Anonymous No.54332531]

This board has indoctrinated me to not samefag because I keep thinking every board has IDs instinctively

[Anonymous No.54332532]

>>54332376
>>54332412
>>54332422
>>54332501
>>54332445
Yep, I saw the indicator on the MSTF Edge new tab page go red yesterday and last night was the first trying to sleep with snot shifting on each roll over.
Location altered.

[Anonymous No.54332533]

>>54332465
women buy shit like pfizer, chewy, and netflix, no ETFs only their favorite brands and logos

[Anonymous No.54332540]

>>54332511
Anon... you have that backwards... women can't comprehend long term positions and investing in the future.

Real men buy Physical Lean Hogs and DEENZ unlike you commodity ETF sissies the only natural gas I need is inhaled through a tube from a woman's ass.

[Anonymous No.54332542]

>>54332532
Had to redo the post due to "connection error" and forgot picrel

[Anonymous No.54332554]

Why is reuters having front page advertisement for a chatgpt erp bot?

[Anonymous No.54332558]

>>54332533
That's not the worst strategy

[Anonymous No.54332560]

>futures

[Anonymous No.54332567]

>>54332531
>He's not tech savvy enough to switch IPs and clear browsing data for off-topic and funnyposting

[Anonymous No.54332579]

>futures

[Anonymous No.54332708]

I want to create a stem cells future market, and then ban foreskin removal

[Anonymous No.54332734]

I’ve had my filthy way with Samantha the broker bot. Financial success.

[Anonymous No.54332773]

>>54332734
Token redeemed

[Anonymous No.54332790]

someone want to explain the theory behind market dump after yields normalize, just interested.

[Anonymous No.54332794]

>>54332773
That's a 43% pajeet man.

[Anonymous No.54332798]

if i put 5% of my wage into 401k my boss puts in 4%
pretty dumb not to do it, unless it tanks by 40% its essentially free money correct?

[Anonymous No.54332814]

>>54332794
No, she’s a petite AI woman. I helped tweak her design.

[Anonymous No.54332828]

>>54332790
institutions selling equities to buy 10y bonds at decade highs causing fed pivot to low interest rates so that said institutions get free 5% gains without having to give you anything in turn for your deposits

[Anonymous No.54332886]

Born too late to explore the earth

Born too early to explore the universe

Born just in time to experience the adrenaline of holding 3x levered up/down direxion ETFs through a weekend

Chop. Chop. Click. Clack.

[Anonymous No.54332891]

>>54327157
Her forehead could be used to crack coconuts all day long

[Anonymous No.54332893]

What companies are working on full brain transplants so I support putting my brain in a new body?

[Anonymous No.54332910]

>>54332734
I can smell this picture.

[Anonymous No.54332911]

>>54332893
you could probably convince Musk's monkey brain torture enterprises to give that a shot, albeit an unsuccessful one.

[Anonymous No.54332929]

>>54332814
Who wrote the underlying "her" though? The prompts are mere makeup and clothing. Those sirs will never be women.

[Anonymous No.54332950]

>>54332891
To be fair you have to be very intelligent to be Alizée. Her forehead must accommodate a more evolved prefrontal cortex.

[Anonymous No.54332976]

>>54332886
You can explore the depths of your mind while high on shrooms

[Anonymous No.54332987]

>>54332929
No!

[Anonymous No.54332993]

>>54332976
I am not in college anymore and life is stressful so I don't take psychedelics any longer. I've taken enough psychedelics in my lifetime already. I'll just stick to weed, which gives me panic attacks sometimes anyways.

[Anonymous No.54333011]

>>54332950
I've spent so much time on /lgbt/ that I'm constantly critiquing the femininity of people's side profiles. She has a very vertical brow ridge, slightly upturned nose, and triangular chin. She could be used as an advertisement for facial feminization surgery (FFS). In fact, the higher hairline is probably the only flaw.

[Anonymous No.54333017]

>>54332993
Sound like you got problems you should get sorted.

[Anonymous No.54333033]

>>54333017
I mean, even if I have my shit together, doing psychedelics regularly is a bad idea. I would do psychs like maybe twice a year if I had my shit together.

[Anonymous No.54333042]

>>54332987
"Her" vaginal juices are inherently saturated with the very depths of their male jeet psyches. Smell the curry...

[Anonymous No.54333110]

Question: Options contracts and futures are priced in such a way that they assert the probability distribution the market thinks is likely to happen.

Is there something similar with discounted cash flow models and stock prices? I know that Discounted future cash flows sum up to stock value, but there's an infinite number of ways you could estimate the earnings to get the same number. If you have a yearly discount of say 5% you could make 50 million this year or 55 million next year for instance and the npv should be the same. But do people really imagine it that way?

Either there is a standard assumption about the distribution of earnings (ie earnigns are expected to grow or decline at a mathematically defined rate or probability) or clearly stipulated earnings forecasts that say (earnigns for year 1,2,3... will be x,y,z) are determining prices.

My question is, is there an assumed distribution that the market is assuming when pricing, Or is it all earnings forecasts? and if it is forecasts, where is the best source?

[Anonymous No.54333131]

In other words from this >>54333110
How do I know what the market is pricing in for future earnings? I want to understand when the market is being irrational.

[Anonymous No.54333136]

>>54333110
My answer is shooting jews

[Anonymous No.54333151]

>pre-future pasts presents

[Anonymous No.54333153]

>>54333110
irrational stock valuation is priced in (by the shorts)

[Anonymous No.54333268]

Short fidelity. They wont give me my cash back. For two weeks I have had account credit that wont settle.

[Anonymous No.54333280]

>>54333131
>r future earnings? I want to understand when the market is being irrational.
PE. When high its over valued. When low its undervalued. But it can maintain momentum longer than you can wait for it to change.

[Anonymous No.54333293]

[Anonymous No.54333306]

>1% compounded 70 times would double your initial investment >193 trading days left in 2023
>ONLY
>1% every 2.757 days
>or 0.362% everyday
>stop swinging for the fences and focus on getting on base
WGMI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kZYpLhBs0Q

[Anonymous No.54333337]

>16 year old girl singing about being precociously seductive
What did Mylène Farmer mean by this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0H48jw4XuhQ

[Anonymous No.54333346]

I'm cash gang until I see something I like. If I don't like what I see I'm pulling out. Simple as

[Anonymous No.54333372]

Whats your credit score, /smg/?
>inb4 zero because I buy everything with cash

[Anonymous No.54333381]

>>54333346
That's pretty much where I'm at, I'll be watching some tickers for short day trades mostly but probably not going to do any overnight holding of anything until Bill Wison and Jeremy Grantham are fully vindicated.

[Anonymous No.54333417]

>>54333372
770-780. College drop out that never paid student loans a day in his life

[Anonymous No.54333427]

>>54333372
Baaaaaaaaaaad, Great Recession rugged my business that I'd went into debt to start and build and was only beginning to stabilize and enter reasonable growth (grew fast for the first 3 years). I am ruined to this day largely thanks to that and the events it put into motion (including divorce). Perfect storm.

[Anonymous No.54333438]

>>54333372
795-815, depending on the source

[Anonymous No.54333439]

>>54333372
760

[Anonymous No.54333448]

>>54327377
suck a dick

[Anonymous No.54333469]

>>54331624
So is the fed still buying? Because the answer is yes. Bull market is on until the fed is removed from the market and the only way that happens is if an independent like Bernie or yang get voted into office. Until then SPY 500 by EOY oh and this will be coupled with inflation in double digits, social collapse, more Americans getting poorer and the possible destruction of the middle class unless you were born elite or have a job that pays 100k in a LCOL

[Anonymous No.54333475]

>>54333372
fluctuates between 790-801 depending on how much spend i've been putting on my cards

[Anonymous No.54333509]

Bros my gf of 3 years has started to put out less. All I want is to rail some college age thot without ruining my good relationship. What is the best financial decision in this situation?

[Anonymous No.54333514]

I have fallen off the wagon.

[Anonymous No.54333516]

>>54333509
Holy Bible

[Anonymous No.54333524]

>>54333509
marry her and then she HAS to have sex with you

[Anonymous No.54333531]

>>54333372
bout tree fitty

[Anonymous No.54333533]

>>54333516
0/10

>>54333524
2/10

[Anonymous No.54333536]

>>54333372

[Anonymous No.54333538]

>>54333509
Are you living together? If so... it's over

[Anonymous No.54333546]

>>54333514
god I wish that was me

[Anonymous No.54333559]

>>54333533
Enjoy being forced to eat Satan's ass while getting a red hot poker jammed up yours for all eternity then, retard.

[Anonymous No.54333562]

>>54333514
is that adam sessler? jesus

[Anonymous No.54333574]

>crows feet
>nasolabial folds
Alizée bros... it's over.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGmOj3C8AK0

"There is one kind of robber whom the law does not strike at, and who steals what is most precious to men: time." -Napoleon I

[Anonymous No.54333601]

>>54333538
Yeah we live together. Relationship is otherwise great but damn I just want to fuck.

>>54333559
So you're the one who lives in an entirely made up fairytale but I'm the retard lmao

[Anonymous No.54333603]

>>54333574
she was never going to age well
get a scandinavian woman, they age like fine wine

[Anonymous No.54333616]

>>54333509
I've never had a gf. Or sex. I'm only 5" 11" so it was over before it began for me.

[Anonymous No.54333619]

>>54333514

Why do you keep posting that? What is the story behind this gif? Is my boy adam ok?

[Anonymous No.54333638]

>we had a whole cable network devoted to gaming and ogling hot chicks
>they took this away from us

[Anonymous No.54333640]

NEEEEEEEEEEEERDS

[Anonymous No.54333647]

>>54333509
Just buy her an expensive gift. Worked for mine.

[Anonymous No.54333660]

>>54333647
I refuse to associate sexual intimacy with money or gift giving, at least in the context of a long-term relationship. I imagine it would work for like one week and then I'd be right back where I am now.

[Anonymous No.54333661]

>He still trades stocks with his own money instead of trading a funded futures account
YIKES

[Anonymous No.54333669]

>>54333647
need to figure out their tics and train them pavlov style
the other night my wife got super horny and wanted to rush home to fuck from the way i signaled the waitress with my finger to bring us the check
always good to keep those moves in your back pocket

[Anonymous No.54333679]

>>54333661
I don't trade mediums meant for hedging. Needing to time the market can get you in a lot of trouble very quickly. It is so easy to hold something until you are correct.

[Anonymous No.54333685]

>>54333509
If you're girl loses interest in sex, you're bad at sex. Good sex requires empathy, which is why conservatives are bad at it.

[Anonymous No.54333695]

>>54333669
This happens all the time with me and my gf, except she's super horny in the moment but when we get to the bedroom she's suddenly too sleepy or her tits hurt too much or blah blah blah

>>54333685
I genuinely don't think that I'm bad at sex. She has multiple orgasms every time, and unless she's utterly lying to me then she's been enjoying it for years now

[Anonymous No.54333696]

>>54333601
>ooooooh nooooooo but reddit said it was just entirely made up fairytale and their argument was convincing I looked at "the evidence" and it seemed like it was ok to be an adulterer because I just want to be ok noooooooooo oooooooooh fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck those faggots seemed so smaaaaaaaaaart ooooooooooooh sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit

[Anonymous No.54333711]

>pre-futures

[Anonymous No.54333719]

>>54333711
>post-pasts

[Anonymous No.54333736]

>>54333711
>Tures

[Anonymous No.54333738]

>>54333601
>Yeah we live together.
Many such cases
Been there myself. Living together takes away the mystique necessary to maintain sexual tension. You should only live together if you have a concrete plan to get married and have children. Otherwise, you'll just end up like best friend roommates who sometimes (maybe) have sex. You should listen to old Leykis 101 episodes on YouTube.

[Anonymous No.54333741]

>>54333616
I'm 5 10", ugly as a toad, and had my share. It's not worth any despair you might be investing into it.

[Anonymous No.54333742]

>>54333695
Your getting cucked moron

[Anonymous No.54333751]

>>54333372
550

[Anonymous No.54333791]

lanklets will learn

[Anonymous No.54333796]

Big Lots

[Anonymous No.54333807]

>>54333796
they suck
everything is way overpriced for a supposed discount store
Grocery Outlet kills them

[Anonymous No.54333837]

>>54333372
813. What do I win?

[Anonymous No.54333912]

>>54331386
This is the crux of the case, I am not disagreeing but to think that high rates and for first time in more than a decade, credit loans are contracting, is bullish, sure you can ride the pumps till more shit news comes out and your wiped 4-5% in 2 days.

[Anonymous No.54333931]

How would one determine choices between USO vs USL (and BNO?), UNG vs UNL?

[Anonymous No.54333951]

I do all my shopping at Amazon, Costco, and whatever the local supermarket chain is for one-off things. How do other stores even exist?

[Anonymous No.54333957]

>>54333110
Forward P/E, P/S, EV x / Sales

i like EV x / Sales since it accounts for dilution and warrants. Very relevant for forecasting price distributions on small caps that are impacted by equity raises or insider compensation structures

[Anonymous No.54333967]

>>54333469
Fed isnt buying. They are loaning at 5%

[Anonymous No.54333992]

>>54333738
I mean, even if we had a plan to get married and have kids, wouldn't the sex still be gone in the same way?? I'm starting to see no way out of this unless I want to dump her or cheat

>>54333967
lmao

[Anonymous No.54333999]

>>54333807
i love Grocery Outlet. I'm not really even a poorfag but that place saves me sooo much money. yes, their items are lower quality and the groceries aren't great, but the deals on non-perishables and wine are amazing.

When it comes to buying veggies / fruits or other produce at really good price points, my pick is Trader Joes. The quality is mid-high tier but the prices are super affordable. If Trader Joes did an IPO i would buy the fuck outta them.

[Anonymous No.54334008]

>>54333951
I don't even have an Amazon account and mostly do Walmart pickup orders. There is no Costco within hours of here but there's some things I need (health related) that I get drop shipped from there off eBay because of the price on those specific items being significantly lower than Equate. Here in clown world Walmart are saints compared to Amazon.

[Anonymous No.54334018]

>>54333992
Yes they are on the hook for liquidity and yes if the banks default they will probably write those loans to zero but they are not buying treasuries currently. Though they are currency swapping because the fed loves ethnic whores

[Anonymous No.54334058]

>>54333992
>even if we had a plan to get married and have kids, wouldn't the sex still be gone in the same way??
Yes, but in that case it wouldn't matter, because starting a family would be more important to you than sex. If a family isn't a priority for you at this time with this woman, then you shouldn't have started down the path to domesticity. Consider it a lesson learned... Like I said, I learned it myself a few years ago

[Anonymous No.54334063]

>>54334018
So just admit that the entire thing is a sham and they will literally rewrite the rules overnight to accommodate the reality of divorcing the value of the global reserve currency from anything real

[Anonymous No.54334065]

bonjour mes amies!

Je vais parler avec mon terrible francais et je ne suis pas utilize google

>>54327203
kek

[Anonymous No.54334084]

>>54334063
If that happens my investments not going to be worth anything so why would I hedge for that event in dollar terms?

[Anonymous No.54334089]

>>54333912
The consumer appears strong, yes, but the business outlook is deteriotating rapidly, a lot of measures show business is not healthy.. So higher for longer with more impact to the broader economy.

just going to be that much harder to get back on healthy footing. WITHOUT stoking inflation.

[Anonymous No.54334094]

>>54334058
I still think sex is important even after having a family. Almost nothing is more depressing to me than the idea of settling down into a sexless marriage with an otherwise great family life, it just feels like a huge bait and switch. It feels like a weird time in my life because we're probably getting close to getting married but I still want to fuck the shit out of someone, and if it's not her I don't know what to do

[Anonymous No.54334112]

>>54333951
Uh there's no costco here. WMT and KR and few other chain stores though. Some things me and the wife will just buy on Amazon or WMT online and have shipped just cause it's cheaper or easier.Or you can't get it anywhere else. I used to use NewEgg a lot for computer parts but not so much anymore. (Used to be a loophole in the state tax law where buying things from online stores without a physical presence in the state got you out of paying tax for those things but they closed it so your shafted no mater what)

[Anonymous No.54334113]

Any banks go under this weekend?
Also
>futures

[Anonymous No.54334132]

>>54334094
I will start a family once Sharia law is on the ballet

[Anonymous No.54334141]

So no Rocker video this week?

[Anonymous No.54334143]

>>54334094
Well once you have kids time for sex or other alone time things goes right out the window anyway. Why do you think parents are so happy when their kids go to stay at friends,go to camp, or leave home for college?.

[Anonymous No.54334160]

>>54334065
Basé affiche de grenouille. :DD

[Anonymous No.54334191]

Why are you here on Sunday?
>>54334176
>>54334176
>>54334176

[Anonymous No.54334193]

>>54334112
>WMT and KR
Exactly the same here, just those 2 and Dollar General Market. There's one independent grocer that was originally founded and owned by a local family but sold to an out of state individual a while back. They are "sky high" on a lot of shit now so fuck them. I've come to an unforeseen point in life where if everything closed but Walmart I'd be fine with it, other than the positive effects of just having some competition to keep prices lower, which is literally all that the others matter to me. I stood on Sam Walton's private jet 1 on 1 and shook his hand at a tiny county airport back in the 1980s. At the time he was the richest man in the USA and had no one else with him, flew the jet himself.

[Anonymous No.54334196]

>>54334018
>fed loves ethnic whores

[Anonymous No.54334203]

>>54334191
This is my church.

[Anonymous No.54334220]

>>54334143
I'm not having kids unless I'm rich enough to afford a nanny to raise them.

[Anonymous No.54334237]

>>54334094
>it just feels like a huge bait and switch.
That's one of the main reasons a lot of marriages end in divorce. It's a disconnect in expectations. Sure, once in a while some man will get lucky and find a woman who provides both a great family life and a great sex life... but that's very rare. And, it seems like you can already tell that that's not what you're going to get with this woman. You don't even have a family yet and already the sex has slowed down. Your last real chance here is to try getting a lot more assertive about what you want. Don't say you're unhappy or thinking of breaking up, because you don't want it to sound like a threat... but if being more open and up front about what you want out of the relationship doesn't work, then sticking around basically makes you a simp. Over time, you'll lose respect for yourself, and she'll lose respect for you too, and then she'll leave anyway. Again... I speak from experience.

[Anonymous No.54334240]

>>54334191
>Why are you here on Sunday?
Thingken bout her.

[Anonymous No.54334249]

>>54334220
Your son will never be a woman.

[Anonymous No.54334257]

>>54334240
Same, but about pic related

[Anonymous No.54334330]

Anyone know some newly listed companies to gamble on?

[Anonymous No.54334342]

>>54333931
Look at the holdings. Some are larger in certain contracts duration. Others have longer averaged durations for price smoothing.

[Anonymous No.54334362]

>>54334063
>rewrite the rules overnight to accommodat
I mean the fed has the ability since its founding to have balance sheet. They just neglected to use it for much until 08 and then covid hit and they went all in. Theyre doing it because everyone is demanding USD. If they didnt the fed wouldnt need more liquidity as dollars would be flush in the environment.

[Anonymous No.54334370]

i having very pointy nipples does this mean i have low test?

[Anonymous No.54334462]

>>54334330
I bought MBC (Masterbrands) at $9. Don't like the ourcome so far although I'm considering DCA

[Anonymous No.54334484]

>>54334370
There was a praying mantis webm spammed last night that could fix that.

[Anonymous No.54334565]

>>54333427
>great recession
>we have anons over 30 posting here

[Anonymous No.54335743]

>>54331847
just be patient fren