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nobody is gonna fucking hire me

>> No.54316231
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>>54316204
Not with that attitude sonn- sir.

>> No.54316249

>>54316204
I got a degree at 27 and it was just an associates

>> No.54316254

>>54316204
And I at the age of 29, but with 2 majors, Physics and Aerospace Engineering. We are fucked anon, I know I won't be able to work in the aerospace industry without any Masters degree. Also engineering payment isn't really great, I'm considering going full academic, at least there's job stability.

>> No.54316257

>>54316204
i went back at 28 and graduated at 30. cunts hired me good. i had been waging full time from 18 to 28 though, so I think that helped.

>> No.54316262

>>54316231
Bet this lil bitch can't even shake the manager's hand properly

>> No.54316273

>>54316254
>Physics and Aerospace Engineering
None of that is gonna get you any pussy lmao. A jobless drug user is fucking your future wife right now. You have set yourself up to become the beta buxx meme.

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>>54316204
how many times did you get left back?

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54316334

I started at 29 lol

>> No.54316350

>>54316334
How are you doing in life right now?

>> No.54316353

>>54316334
Perfect age for beta buxxing. I bet your 30+ high body count wife loves giving you pity sex once a month ahahahahahaha

>> No.54316373

>>54316204
im graduating this semester and i havent got an interview from 50+ applications
its fucking brutal rn

>> No.54316380

I went back at 38 but it was for my master's

>> No.54316382

>>54316373
What's the point of wageslaving if you get no pussy? Consider yourself lucky.

>> No.54316388
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>>54316350
Pretty good fren. I lift, study, and cook healthy meals, then hang around and don't let anything stress me out.
>>54316353
Sorry to disappoint fren, I'm tall and 1/2/3/4. Zoomer women are the easiest ever, and the competition is a joke with you broccoli cut anorexic zoomies. I occasionally pull a classmate to drain my nuts in, but I'm trying to focus on my studies

>> No.54316389

>>54316204
As long as you have hair it's never over.

>> No.54316401

>>54316382
im lucky i dont need money to get pussy :)
i just want to buy a new supra

>> No.54316424

>>54316388
Damn bro I'm jealous. I have had so much sex but its all been with a condom on. Can't imagine having a kid, how do you do it?

>> No.54316427

>>54316389
And good test levels.
>9hrs sleep
>vit D + saturated fat
>compound lifts (squad, deadlift, bench)
>direct sunlight every morning
>tons of water and some salt

Just do this and everything works out in life. It's so easy bros

>> No.54316433

>>54316273
>None of that is gonna get you any pussy
As if academic degrees were meant to get pussy, yeah, you are really a simp

>> No.54316439

>>54316382
>>54316353
>>54316273
>SEXO SEXO SEEEEEXXXXOOOO

>> No.54316457

>>54316424
>I have had so much sex but its all been with a condom on
Sorry to hear that. Now sit down and let me give you a boomer lesson - condoms are for chumps. You inspect the turf before playing the field and keep your pullout game strong. Every modern woman's IUD and triple vaxx status will catch the rest

>> No.54316465

>>54316457
(Don't listen to this advice, I may unironically have a child running around the Czech Republic)

>> No.54316467

>>54316254
you guys are gonna be fine, relax

>> No.54316516

>>54316388
>>54316401
Yeah and my E-penis is 25cm.
Nobody would ever lie on the internet, I believe your stories of sexual prowess.

>> No.54316524

>>54316439
>MONEEEY MONEEEEY MONEEEEEEEEEYYY

>> No.54316569
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>>54316516
>sexless anon obsessed with getting pussy
>sex enjoyer anons not using it as a motivation in life
Tale as old as time

>> No.54316624

>>54316457
>>54316465
>Don't listen to this advice, I may unironically have a child running around the Czech Republic
You think that's bad?
I probably have at least one child running around on every continent that I've never met.

>> No.54316686

>>54316457
>condoms are for chumps
everyone forgets the vasectomy. shame about those little cunts that ruin your life and not being able to cum inside women anons.

life is literally so easy

>leaves thread

>> No.54316698

>>54316516
sounds like u dont get pussy bro

>> No.54316704

>>54316273
Just don’t marry then. For every single guy you get a single girl, except for the few lesbians out there.

>> No.54316777

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>> No.54316802

im going to have sex with robot (women).

>> No.54316926

>>54316204
They won't ask your age in a job interview dude, too risky since it's illegal to age discriminate for jobs

>> No.54316991

>>54316424
>>54316457
Do not listen to these retards.
26 here. fucked...I think 10 women. Zoomer girls are all disgusting and will tear off your condom which means they have more STD's than any other generation. My dick has something that makes my urethra and foreskin burn constantly. Also there's a doctors shortage so i can't do shit to get it looked at.

wear a fucking condom.

>> No.54317554

Just get your CDL faggit

>> No.54317564

>>54316204
College is for fags. Enjoy the debt. Thanks for playing.

>> No.54317572

>>54316204
im graduating this year. i am 29 years old. nobody cares how old you are if you are not like 45-50 years old

>> No.54317661

>>54316204
Anon, college isn't for everyone. I imagine it took you a while to graduate considering you're 28. I turned 23 this year and dropped out. Lately I've been getting a lot of perspective. College genuinely isn't everything. Some people go to college and get a career. Some people go to a trade school and get a career. There are so many ways to MAKE money, assuming that's what you're after. And guess what? If all you wanted to do was LEARN, some would argue that college isn't even the best place to do that. We have the power of the internet, my friend. You actually got through college, unlike me. Put that on your resume. You'll make it.

Lately I've been optimistic. We have to be. Consider ChatGPT for example. A lot of my friends are worried that they're going to be out of a job, and rightly so. But I think it's a good thing because all of the jobs are going to be automated, and they're going to be done better. Maybe eventually we'll get UBI. Or maybe we won't. But anon, there's more to life than money. I grew up poor, and the only reason I'm sitting on money now is due to crypto. And I equate making money on crypto to luck. Just like stocks. Just like someone's 401k. A lot of things in life are just luck. So don't beat yourself up too much anon. There's more to life than a job and money. I know we need money to survive, but at the end of the day it really is just a conceptual idea that humanity adopted. And I hope one day humanity will move on from it.

>> No.54317768

>>54317661
It's more about mentoring, and learning from actual pros + making connections. But that applies to trade school too I guess.

>> No.54317822

>>54317564
I'm gonna getvpaid to get a masters lmao

>> No.54318040

>>54316353
Marriages and long term relationships are at an all time low. Betabux are going to 18 year old escorts not old women, calm down.

>> No.54318065

>>54316204
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsRrQLY5s_8

>> No.54318089

>>54316273
Jobless drug user here, I assure you, the vast majority of us don't fuck, because 1) we're losers and 2) pussy is shit-tier pleasure compared to oxycontin, which is exponentially harder for us losers to get because of 1.

>> No.54318339

>>54316991
Stfu condoms are horrible

>> No.54319372

>>54316204
jesus half your life in school. at least you learned something decent right

>> No.54320344

>>54316204
I feel you Anon, I graduated high school and didn't start college until I was 23 and am graduating at 27

>> No.54320398

>>54316204
It honestly depends. Depends where you live (In Europe it's quite common to start later). If you are just graduating late, just make up some good story for that.

>> No.54320482

>>54316204
I graduated at 28 too. You guys were talking about shiba inu while i was preparing for my final exam. I was like this stupid erc20 token will never moon

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>>54316204
lol i love doomer posters. it makes me feel good to know that i'll have less competition because of people like op

>> No.54320577 [DELETED] 

>graduated college at 26 during pandemic
>bag groceries for six months while spending my spare cash on coke
>say fuck it, go to grad school in DC
>after a bullshit remote political research internship, I get a Hill internship
>continue this for several months, get position in US Senate

I basically just grab coffee all day or joke with coworkers about nonsense legislation. In five years I’m going to lobby and get $175k annually. If I can do it, so can you.

>> No.54320615

>>54317564
Your taxpayer dollars pay for mine.

>> No.54320658

>>54316204
I'm 29 and this has been my first year of uni. It's not really bad at all anon. Plenty of people are gonna hire you. I've already locked down an internship this summer and I haven't even completed my first year of CS yet. Plus I look young and lie to the zoomer girls here about how old I am so that they're more socially accepting

>> No.54320673

>>54320506
The only competition anybody has is the system that hates you and wants you to be dead

>> No.54320677

>>54316204
I have a BSCS and no exp, at this point I'll take a helpdesk job desu

>> No.54322078

>>54316204
No one cares about the age you graduate. It's actually better to graduate now after years of NEETing than to graduate at 21 and NEET until now. Experience and resume gaps are the only thing that matters.

Also you can just pretend that you were already in your field and just decided to get a degree to make it official and boost your career. It can be spun to your advantage in an interview. 90% of your career is carnying people.

>> No.54322126

>>54320673
the difference is that he's not a broke loser that's 6 figures in debt

>> No.54322134

>>54320506
I ain’t even competing wagie

>> No.54322165

Looking at jobbies I notice jobs in california pay more but only ask for like 2 years of "academic experience (being a student)" while jobs in new york are like "5 years of real experience fuck you kiddo".

I know caliwali is covered in poop and crime but do you think it's hit bottom yet or what?

>>54320506
Based.
>1 post by this OP
It's always the same guy.

>>54320658
It is that bad because of the recession.
>lie to the zoomer girls
If they think 29 is old while being 22 they deserve to be lied to. People are so crazy about these things now.

>>54322078
>you can just pretend
We're entering a recession OP will just say the recession fucked him up assuming we ever have another bull market bada bing.

>> No.54322180

>>54316524
Money keeps you fed when you're 50, sexo when you're 28 instead of money means you are homeless at 50 (which will suck).

>> No.54322841

>>54316204
Yes, I'm manager of my department and I tell HR roasties to throw resume of people who graduate late because it is easier thesign of a slow person or someone who doesn't know what he wants in life

>> No.54322867

>>54316204
I’m on my second semester at age 23, 24 next month

>> No.54322889

>>54316334
Are you employed rn?

>> No.54322940

>>54320344
Dude why the fuck did we start working at 18. Gayedt thing ever I can’t believed I didn’t start college before wageslaving its so fun

>> No.54323993

>>54316231
kek

>> No.54324157

>>54316204
I graduated at 31. You'll be fine.

>> No.54324170

>>54316254
I have a bachelor's in aerospace. Just keep applying, it's a numbers game. Lie on your CV if you have to.

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>>54316204
Left the school went the euro crisis happen, was two years unemployed, worked me out of that shithole. Now I'm 28 and just finish this week my bachelor in logistic and this again in a recession. Not to mention that covid ruined any social relationship at college and plans like spending a year abroad.

Now everyone wants someone with a Business Informatics or CS, kinda sucks. At least I'm not fat and balding

>> No.54325000

>>54316204
28 is young, yeah they will. You will get entry level pay of course.

>> No.54325213

Should I study computer science or civil engineering?

>> No.54325408

then you went to college for the wrong shit retard. if you gained any decent skills in college, then they wouldn't give a fuck how old you are.