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>Anon please share with us your vision for the future of our corporation
>>54311474Remove everyone expet white men
>>54311474>Imagine the smell
>>54311474We need to synergise our production with a visionary new concept in marketing, to identify and exploit new verticals. Capex has been reactive, instead of driving the company forward. We can continue as we are, or take a bold step into expansive growth. Also I'm going to need a pay rise
>>54311555>Who hired this faggot ?!!?
>>54311570I walked up to the CEO, looked him straight in the eye, gave him and form handshake and said>Sir, I am the man for the jobThere wasn't a job, but he liked my moxie so he hired me on the spot
>>54311474"How about you direct your vision towards this?"> Flops massive, fat, veiny throbbing cock onto the table
>>54311555Nah this is 2000s corporate talk, the buzzwords have changed, it's not synergy anymore, it's ESG shit.
>>54311474our company logo and the word NIGGER on every billboard in every major city
Vtuber bang maid cafe. That'll be 700 million dollars plus tip.
I will never be at this level of success
soda in tha water fountaintwo recesses and a napuhhhhuhhhhhhhh
>>54311474Application suite that gudes, educates, teaches low skilled workforce to do a job of a high skilled worker, applying all of the experience as instructionsThese would be in text, sound, image, video and augmented reality. We could employ dummies instead of older experienced technicians and have them interchangeable, on a contract, no risk of unions, no risk of losing them on retirement, sick leave, lower costs of teaching them the processes. Almost human robots.Every worker would have his pad to look at instructions and wristband that monitors his work, location, maybe even bio data if allowed by gdpr. If we can predict when someone will be sick we can adjust our schedule sooner or ask him to go to the doctor making his days off to recover shorter
>>54311474Now hear me out. ESOP. We pay them less with the promise of stock ownership that they can cash out when they retire or after working for 10 years, then, we move all of OUR assets away from the company and declare bankruptcy
>>54311474Anime girls used for marketing everything from now on.
>>54311590this, zoomers just don't understand.
>>54311474introducing the future of law enforcementhank would you be so kind to raise your weapon
>>54311474I have to return some video tapes
With every purchase, you get a free picture of a pussy.
>>54311474I can't tell that to my competition!
>>54311474CEO jobs get automated. Workers remain in small batches to maintain systems. They are glorified for keeping society running. Being rich loses meaning. People discover the journey over the destination. Creativity outpaces AI.The future could still be bright.
>>54313112he must have been crudely animated at one point to be laughing
>>54311474What if you give me half the profit money and I buy back shares from the company?
>>54311474The first thing I noticed is there is no women or person of color at this table. How do I buy in?
>>54315099>picIt's so 90s
>>54311474Basically we're gonna build a giant robot that vomits guns and tells people that the gun is good and the penis is evil.
>>54311474why'd you fuck with the ones guys mouth?
>>54311474who invited Mr Wang Chang Chung Kung Pow Suy
>>54311474we buy enough crv to live off bribes who's coming with me to Menorca, 3 spots open
>>54311474It's simple, we pull a Larry Page and fire all the managers and HR wankers. Then and only then will we achieve paradise.