/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.5431096]

someone please help me, two days ago I took my wife's credit card to buy some bitcoin at 18.000 dollars. She's an award winning artist and had around 50k that I spent. What do I do she's going to find out tonight that I spent all her money she's going on business trip to Congo for a few months and she wont have any money left.
HELP ME

[Anonymous No.5431125]

>>5431096

>Congo

Sounds like she wants to get blacked, white boi

[Anonymous No.5431132]

Stop larping faggot

[Anonymous No.5431152]

>>5431096
>business trip to the congo
shes cheating mate dont worry about the money

[Anonymous No.5431208]

>>5431125
>>5431152
she'd never do that to me faggots Ive been loyal to her for 3 years

[Anonymous No.5431246]

This is just larping but you can sell now and still have 35k

[Anonymous No.5431266]

>>5431208
This is for you in max 4 months when she leaves you and takes all your gaines you cashed out from crypto, check out congo tourism, 90% is sex

[Anonymous No.5431271]

>>5431208
>she'd never do that to me faggots Ive been loyal to her for 3 years

Your wife's son disagrees.

[Anonymous No.5431296]

OP that sucks bro, what you should do is sign up and get 100 free Sphere tokens and HODL until the big moon mission is announced next year

https://sphere.social/?ref_code=5309-2337c99d

[Anonymous No.5431302]

>>5431096
Good larp OP

[Anonymous No.5431317]

She's gonna fuck a lot of dudes

[Anonymous No.5431319]

>>5431271
he's just a bit tanned because my wife stayed in zimbabwe while he was in the womb

[Oregano No.5431330]

Its the christmas bait charlie brown

[Anonymous No.5431527]

>>5431319
Ahaha! You are soooooo naive!! Do you honestly believe this?? cuck XD

[Anonymous No.5431651]

>>5431096

Tell her OP, I dare you.
Her vagina is going to get Congo'd over and over.

[Anonymous No.5431685]

>>5431096
no worry nigga. u r wife went to get blacked. it may take her couple of weeks to recover. by the time btc also recover. good luck

[Anonymous No.5431743]

>>5431208
>an artist
>going to the congo

"I just want to create art, my love"

[Anonymous No.5431777]

>>5431096
what about your wife's son?

[Anonymous No.5431862]

>>5431096

Enjoy the AIDS. She's going there to get fucked by horse cocked savages who fuck her savagely with their horse cocks.

[Anonymous No.5431883]

>>5431862
>>5431743
it's just a business trip you cucks

[Anonymous No.5431926]

>>5431883
>business
>in the middle of the jungle

[Anonymous No.5431932]

>>5431096
A. It doesn't matter cause she's gonna get AIDS/ebola and die in the Congo

B. Tell that bitch to get back to painting, she's gotta earn you some more BTC.

[Anonymous No.5431955]

[Anonymous No.5432058]

This is like some sort of AI optimized bait thread involving crypto, blacked, and cuck fetish.

Exactly what /biz/ wants.

[Anonymous No.5432080]

>>5431208
She enjoying that Big Black Dick right now you cuck.
>Letting your wife go alone to Congo
What a fucking cuck

[Anonymous No.5432119]

>>5431862
topkekku

[Anonymous No.5432160]

>>5431883
She's literally going to the monster cock capital of the planet

[Anonymous No.5432199]

Someone make more of these majin buu pink wojaks, they're gold

[Anonymous No.5432250]

>>5431096
>award winning artist

[Anonymous No.5432532]

>>5432160
pure coincidence

[Anonymous No.5432555]

>>5431208
Kek, this is a top quality LARP

[Anonymous No.5432571]

>>5431096
>Congo
I've heard on average the niggers there have the biggest penises on earth, the average being 8 inches. theres a very good chance the aids infested nigger she fucks will be 9 or even 10 inches long

[Anonymous No.5432650]

>>5432571
keep your cuck fantasies to yourself soyboy she'd never cheat on a man like me I guarantee it

[Anonymous No.5432753]

>>5432650
you lost 20k of her money

she's going to repay you with a black baby

[Anonymous No.5433057]

>>5432160
>self reported dick sizes
>illiterates knowing how to use a tape measure
>telling the truth about it in a culture where dick size is the most important feature of a man

All of this comes together to form false statistics!

[Anonymous No.5433451]

>>5431096
phew just got called by her and she says she aint coming back tonight, guess Im safe

[Anonymous No.5433479]

>>5433451
Lol this is such top tier cuck LARPing. Love it. Fapped twice already.

[Anonymous No.5433579]

>>5433451
You're gonna lose your wife

Hope you're not the retard that was talking about how to "over succeed" your wife the ither day
Ffs, just buy something low with that high btc and pray to god

[Anonymous No.5433880]

>>5433451
A meeting @ work that's gonna take all night?

[Anonymous No.5433934]

>>5433880
nah its a charity event for refugees she told me

[Anonymous No.5434078]

The absolute state of /biz/

[Anonymous No.5434393]

>>5431096
Imagine if she found out while in Africa, got blacked by the entire continent, then came home and gave you ebola+super AIDS

[Anonymous No.5434479]

>>5434393
she wont fuck anyone faggot besides Ill make her rich soon with bitcoin recovering

[Anonymous No.5434608]

>>5433451
This has to be bait kek

[Anonymous No.5434763]

>>5434608
out of my thread

[Anonymous No.5434953]

>>5434479 you should have bought all the shit coins and just waited for the moons

[Anonymous No.5435440]

>>5431096
>had around 50k that I spent
>buy some bitcoin at 18.000 dollars
'some bitcoin? dude, the way you even post this in a nonchalant way makes me completely understand why you would just take someone else's hard earned money for yourself without discussing it with them or asking. thinking 50k is just some amount of money is exactly why you should not be investing. get a job and invest your own money...after your upcoming divorce.

[Anonymous No.5435474]

>>5433934
>>5431096
>xD