/smg/ stock market general

[Anonymous No.54307591]

links edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.newslive.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

previously on /smg/ >>54305971

[Anonymous No.54307610]

First for Katie, my wife

[Anonymous No.54307630]

Fucking bakers cheaping out on links.

[Anonymous No.54307631]

>>54307591
first
I'm feeling like a huge failure atm

[Anonymous No.54307633]

>see news articles or doomposting about company/sector
>short vol
>make money
it's literally that easy

[Anonymous No.54307645]

nasdaq can no stay above 12900

[Anonymous No.54307646]

>>54307610
Post nudes

[Anonymous No.54307648]

>>54307591
I couldnt give a damn about links.

[Anonymous No.54307650]

Why are we pumping I wonder?

[Anonymous No.54307658]

Trimmed some of my position to buy the inevitable dump before market close

[Anonymous No.54307670]

>>54307648
bad post

[Anonymous No.54307675]

It's that time of the quarter where i look at my SAVA short position and smile again. That piece of shit has finally gone down enough so that my puts I bought at $40 in december are finally making good money.

They expire in a couple months so im taking profits soon. but for now, i try to enjoy a nice meal

[Anonymous No.54307676]

Baking.

[Anonymous No.54307678]

>VIX
why is it dumping so hard

[Anonymous No.54307679]

>>54307648
looks like she's packing a dick.

[Anonymous No.54307680]

>>54307591
BUY DEUTSCHE CALLS DUMBFUCKS

BANK FAILURE = UNAVOIDABLE AND UNACCEPTABLE = RATE REVERSAL = QE

EQUITIES RALLIED DESPITE RAMPANT BAD NEWS, IF YOU THINK THAT WASNT THE RESULT OF NEW LIQUIDITY PROVIDED BY THE FED THEN YOU ARE DELUSIONAL

[Anonymous No.54307692]

>>54307679
Nah just puffy vulva

[Anonymous No.54307695]

Go woke go broke

[Anonymous No.54307700]

Odds - 0DTE Calls
Evens - 0DTE Puts

[Anonymous No.54307703]

>>54307645
Shutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutup

[Anonymous No.54307705]

>>54307680
>B-buy Deutsche, please goyim
No.

[Anonymous No.54307712]

All in on SOXL?

[Anonymous No.54307716]

>>54307646
I'll do you one better

[Anonymous No.54307726]

>>54307680
>DEI and ESG initiatives are collapsing and you won’t t buy them?!
That’s you, that’s how you sound

[Anonymous No.54307730]

Sheeeeeeeit, BOIL just got a bump, reckin' muh KOLD!

[Anonymous No.54307731]

>>54307695
What exactly are they teaching in Scholastic textbooks that is "woke"? About slavery and Jim Crow?

[Anonymous No.54307734]

>>54307675
Goddamnit I'm jealous. I literally have no food in my apartment. I'm down to my last box of Mac n cheese. Not because I don't have money, but because I'm lazy and live in a food desert. The curse of living in an affluent small town. The local grocery store charges 4x as much as Walmart, but the next closest grocery store is 30 minutes away. Like I went in to buy a singular onion and potato and it was like $3.25. I really need to bite the bullet and go to Walmart tomorrow.
>inb4 clean your kitchen posts
No.

[Anonymous No.54307742]

>>54307716
free them

[Anonymous No.54307747]

>>54307680
Most I can do is tree fitty

[Anonymous No.54307754]

>>54307591
It would've been funny if this didn't have links

[Anonymous No.54307755]

>>54307675
shorting biotech is like shooting fish in a barrel, so long as you don't take large positions, I've been doing it for years now

[Anonymous No.54307756]

>>54307726
Deutsche is structurally essential = bailout can and will be deployed for its survival

idc stay poor dumbfucks

[Anonymous No.54307760]

And i shorted the bottom guys
How should i cope?

[Anonymous No.54307762]

>>54307700
DUBS. You gonna die son

[Anonymous No.54307765]

>>54307742
blue board, blue balls

[Anonymous No.54307775]

>>54307679
Of course "she" is. Have you been to /gif/ lately? If used to be about 25% gay and tranny shit, but it's like 90% now. Went there for a fap today and it was so bad I had to just go to porn hub. Nothing but fucking homos on this site.

[Anonymous No.54307778]

>>54307755
Hahaha, if shorting biotechs was that easy, then everyone one do it. There's always that upside risk / short covering risk on biotechs

but over the long term it is remunerative if you can manager your volatility on the upside

[Anonymous No.54307783]

>>54307754
i'll do that another day and take credit for your idea and you can't do SHIT about it

[Anonymous No.54307789]

Bobo bros…

[Anonymous No.54307790]

>>54307730
that winter still trying to claw down that storage
https://www.celsiusenergy.net/

[Anonymous No.54307811]

>>54307778
right, I'm not blindly shorting a fund, companies with moonshots or no working product hoping for a single FDA approval, the downside is always greater than the upside on average

[Anonymous No.54307812]

>>54307675
CRBP paid my rent this month.

[Anonymous No.54307825]

Has anyone ever heard of Bright Trading? Apparently they were based out of Las Vegas and were one of the few prop firms that specialized in pairs trading, but apparently their founder passed away and it's not known if they still specialize in that nowadays

[Anonymous No.54307827]

How can I profit from the Ramadan bombathon?

[Anonymous No.54307836]

wtf you guys didn't tell me war in syria was back on

[Anonymous No.54307851]

>>54307827
I go to the middle eastern/mediterranean restaurants for lunch, no wait times and no crowds

[Anonymous No.54307853]

>>54307591
Does anyone here use an LLC/LP for investing in stocks? Any advantage of it?

[Anonymous No.54307856]

>>54307716
What’s that scar from?

[Anonymous No.54307857]

>>54307731
Here ya go ya demonrat

[Anonymous No.54307859]

WHY ARE WE CRABBING ON LITERALLY NO NEWS

[Anonymous No.54307868]

thank dog i sold spxs on that little dump today before the pumpa.

[Anonymous No.54307881]

>>54307836
we were always at war with eastasia

[Anonymous No.54307883]

its go time last minute poomp

[Anonymous No.54307885]

On a more serious note, now that Katie is on a break
Did anyone say anything after today's FSOC? Is market waiting on it to dump?
>>54307856
Katie does horse riding! pic related

[Anonymous No.54307889]

>>54307734
Lol what the fuck? Is the state of "small affluent towns" so bad that you guys don't even have conveniently priced groceries anywhere? That's rough that you need to drive 30 mins to buy affordable groceries but you should just fucking buy some goddamn frozen veggies or something.

You should just pay up for vegetables at the local place and buy frozen meats at the place 30 minutes away. Stop living off Mac N cheese dogshit and optimize your grocery freshness by buying specific items that are frozen and others fresh

[Anonymous No.54307899]

>>54307783
Screencapped

[Anonymous No.54307905]

>>54307790
That intraday chart is exactly what it's been doing, crabbing.

[Anonymous No.54307908]

>>54307734
So what’s with this food desert? Can’t you just get food delivered to you from Amazon? What’s the big deal?

[Anonymous No.54307910]

>>54307731
More DEI reasons on scholastic losing 22 percent

[Anonymous No.54307932]

>>54307910
>/pol/tard tourist spends his friday seething about children's books on the 4chan stock market thread

[Anonymous No.54307934]

>>54307885
Katie is not yours
stop pretending

[Anonymous No.54307937]

[Anonymous No.54307939]

>>54307889
Look up my town on Google maps. I live in Tecumseh, Michigan. You'll see what I mean. The local grocery store is so expensive because it's basically like a whole foods but not. It's a place called Busch's. Very nice store but overpriced

[Anonymous No.54307940]

If you didn’t buy any BBBY. Enjoy being poor that is all.

[Anonymous No.54307945]

>>54307903

[Anonymous No.54307948]

>>54307679
Isn't it great? Where do you think all that 'milk' comes from?

[Anonymous No.54307949]

buy bayhorse

[Anonymous No.54307964]

>>54307836
Oh no, a couple drones killed like two contractors. Or maybe mortar fire set an oil well on fire.

[Anonymous No.54307965]

>>54307790
Man that's an excellent website (in the value of information sense!), bless you Anon.

[Anonymous No.54307970]

>>54307934
(she is)

[Anonymous No.54307971]

>>54307812
congratulations on making money on the stock i consider my retarded stepchild, anon.

[Anonymous No.54307976]

>>54307646
>>54307716
>>54307885
>>54307934
Katie gonna give goyslop mutt a run for her money with this army of simps

>captcha 4MMM4

[Anonymous No.54307978]

Where’s all the talk of Ryan Cohen selling? The shills really dropped that narrative quickly and moved on to the towel store

[Anonymous No.54307980]

well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well

[Anonymous No.54307982]

>>54307932
You do realize it relates to why SCHL is down 22 percent? Or so you all just watch charts all day without knowing the correlation on why they go up or down? Nitwit

[Anonymous No.54308007]

>>54307982
>>54307932
>>54307910
So are people not buying their books anymore because they're selling books about black / brown people and racism? That is why their stock is down? DEI?

[Anonymous No.54308008]

The financial system is fucked, it's over.

[Anonymous No.54308009]

>>54307675
>nice meal
>$4 in Karl Budding
>$.70 crackers
>$.40 whole brown mustard
>$.50 grapes
>$1 onion rings
>$.40 fry cut pickled root veggies
>$1 knocked edge parmesan
>$1.50 burbon on ice
How much did you pay?

[Anonymous No.54308012]

>>54307949
Based. I have since September.

[Anonymous No.54308015]

>>54307910
The the water princess explained why africans can do plumbing?

[Anonymous No.54308018]

so what you are saying then is that LETPs are inefficient?

[Anonymous No.54308023]

trance anon, where you at? hope today was good for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gThViRAbnQ

[Anonymous No.54308046]

I am one with the stonk
>The stonk is with me
I am one with the stonk
>The stonk is with me
I am one with the stonk
>The stonk is with me
I am one with the stonk
>The stonk is with me
I am one with the stonk
>The stonk is with me
I am one with the stonk
>The stonk is with me
I am one with the stonk
>The stonk is with me
I am one with the stonk
>The stonk is with me
I am one with the stonk
>The stonk is with me
I am one with the stonk
>The stonk is with me

[Anonymous No.54308051]

>>54308009
$7 for the charcuterie board and $11 for the burger here>>54307971

[Anonymous No.54308052]

>>54308008
source?

[Anonymous No.54308054]

New fractal just dropped, what do you think?

[Anonymous No.54308056]

>>54307971
You gotta know when to hold 'em.

[Anonymous No.54308057]

>>54307980
Keep going, snibs. For this jalopy to crash it needs to feel that the pump is hopeless.

[Anonymous No.54308071]

>>54308007
Proof is in the pudidng

[Anonymous No.54308075]

hope everyone has a good weekend
except the anon yesterday who told me i needed help and when i agreed and asked if we could talk ghosted me

[Anonymous No.54308085]

>>54308071
But how do you know their earnings are lower than expected because they are selling books about racism and black/brown people?

[Anonymous No.54308090]

>>54308075
sounds like you just need a friend

[Anonymous No.54308092]

>>54307910
>>54307857
if thats your angle then you are a retard. lefties and sjw's lap that shit up. i bet the woke/virtue signalling books are the best sellers

[Anonymous No.54308095]

BANK OF AMERICA SAYS THE MARKET WILL ONLY CRASH AFTER THE LAST RATE HIKE

SELL SELLSE ELL

[Anonymous No.54308097]

I'm never buying anything related to a (((bank))) ever again

[Anonymous No.54308101]

This is very simple. Everyone pussied out and ran to cash. Then they realized the bank failures are contained. Then that cash on the sidelines started pouring back in.

[Anonymous No.54308117]

>>54308007
yep, turns out kids arent interested in reading condescending material that guilt trips them adn parents arent interested in having their kids read it either. who knew that people just want interesting stories

[Anonymous No.54308119]

>>54308101
Suicide bull, yes.

[Anonymous No.54308124]

[Anonymous No.54308126]

>>54308052
All the banks are insolvent, the US government is on the edge of insolvency, AND we have high inflation.

[Anonymous No.54308125]

>>54308007
they dont read

[Anonymous No.54308129]

>>54307980
Let me guess, SPY at $382 next week?

[Anonymous No.54308137]

a lot of retards don't know that you can easily impress a woman by making a charcuterie board and bringing her to a nice park or something and eating it there, or just buying wine and eating it inside

[Anonymous No.54308139]

>>54307937
>>54307939
Damn, actually shilling a gay grocery store.

[Anonymous No.54308147]

>>54308124

[Anonymous No.54308150]

>>54307937
>>54307940

kek

[Anonymous No.54308151]

>>54308071
Sheet is messed up. Looks like they can’t afford accountants anymore.

[Anonymous No.54308152]

Will it be power hour or sour hour?

[Anonymous No.54308160]

>>54308137
I impress women with my deadlift numbers

[Anonymous No.54308159]

>>54308137
I see the jew rubbing his hands

[Anonymous No.54308162]

>>54308085
Well, you tell me your theory on the macro environment of education that would push the average public consumer to stop purchasing book clubs the past 2 years

[Anonymous No.54308164]

>>54308152
Katie hour

[Anonymous No.54308170]

>>54308151
You heartless monster, that was put together by Ms. Ellison's 3rd grade class. They tried really hard.

[Anonymous No.54308174]

>>54308051
Pretty reasonable. All the prices I quoted were retail, a pro joint should be buying in bulk for 60% or less than I'm paying. They did well, and so did you. They probably got you on the drink.

[Anonymous No.54308180]

>>54308085
You will never be a woman.

[Anonymous No.54308184]

>>54308152
Pooper hour

[Anonymous No.54308188]

Haha, let's all laugh at those dumb bobos.

[Anonymous No.54308190]

>>54308162
Have you considered that the younger generation is no longer growing, there's less need to purchase additional books, they're competing with digital tablets and self-publishing?

I don't follow scholastic but those are some of the initial considerations I'd want to look into.

[Anonymous No.54308193]

>>54308054
Looks like a game of WORMS WMD is in order.

[Anonymous No.54308202]

Maaaan everything is soaring above VWAP now. My paycheck just landed and I wanted to do my usual buy but not at these fake and gay prices.

[Anonymous No.54308215]

>>54308137
These abstract merchants are getting wild.

[Anonymous No.54308224]

>>54308202
very wet ass pussy

[Anonymous No.54308226]

>>54308054
GME is going to be insane when institutional investors look at the 10K.

[Anonymous No.54308232]

>>54308162
The should do a turner diary’s children’s book.

[Anonymous No.54308234]

>>54308226

[Anonymous No.54308238]

I just type random letters into the search bar and then buy those stocks

[Anonymous No.54308240]

white next move?

[Anonymous No.54308246]

>>54307980
FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.54308247]

>>54308162
>>54308180
Scholastic earnings are down for the same reason every other publishing company is down — no one is buying paperback anymore. Everything is going digitalized.

But your thesis on blaming wokeness is not as emotional and retarded as people blaming the SVB / Signature Bank saga on "wokeness" lmfao

[Anonymous No.54308248]

[Anonymous No.54308253]

>>54308238
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USKD3vPD6ZA

even goldfish beat WSB

[Anonymous No.54308262]

>>54308240
Stop cheating and play fair.

[Anonymous No.54308269]

>>54308188
>So we been breaking bobos for 3 generations.
>Mos' time the breaking sticks. The bobo don't give you any kine uh problems.
>B b but sometimes, sometimes... well sometimes you get a PECULIAR bobo.
>This one bobo, well he was the peculiar type, he a uh, well he would act up but he wouldnt hide it.
>It seem every week he was pretending to short the market on pickin duty( but with one eye open all koi like) or he'd take extra molasses pie, or or or he'd sit his field ass on the front porch.
>Every week he'd do somethin' rascally IN PLAIN damn sight of the OVaseeah.
>OVasseha would call out to the bobo to get to the Breakin Barn. This Bobos eyes would light up and before you could whistle dixie, he'd be in the barn.
>This Bobo would run to that breaking barn like it was a cool stream on a hot August day in Georgia.
>Hellll it got sooo bad this bobo would TELL You what kine mischief he was gone get his midnight black ass into. He hadnt even DO nuthin yet..
>He would skip over to the barn after an call out " COME On MAaaaaSSA THIS BOBO AINT GUNNA BREAK HISSELF!"
>Just down right peculiar...

[Anonymous No.54308282]

>>54308253
I'm down a thousand bucks, good for that goldfish though.

[Anonymous No.54308284]

>>54308240
Pawn to D4

[Anonymous No.54308287]

Faggots we are going for another round... The big one it's coming......

[Anonymous No.54308295]

©MOTT CAPITAL BROS... ITS TIME....

[Anonymous No.54308312]

>>54308164
imagine simping for this mid azz bitch you fucking thirsty

[Anonymous No.54308313]

>>54308253
Fishy is based.

[Anonymous No.54308315]

>>54308295
who is this chud?

[Anonymous No.54308316]

>>54308287
Why was there so much activity up until 2008-09 and then never again? To even have those spikes later after 09 is intersting

[Anonymous No.54308320]

>>54308312
she cute

[Anonymous No.54308323]

>>54308247
Why can’t it bet a liquidity issue because of stupidity caused by the DEI initiative

[Anonymous No.54308338]

>>54308315
Michael Mott Capital, copyright owner of Bloomberg

[Anonymous No.54308346]

>>54308316
Because banks were not lending with each other...

[Anonymous No.54308353]

>>54308247
Lmfao 8% dedicated to diversity only.

[Anonymous No.54308359]

Why is Bank of America up, when all other big US banks are down? Did Warren Buffett buy?

[Anonymous No.54308366]

>>54308353
They order their catering from negros.

[Anonymous No.54308367]

Power hour or super power hour?

[Anonymous No.54308368]

>>54308226
you mean after they see GME has over $500 million in outstanding bills to pay, in the same quarter they reported only $48m of net income and receivables of $150m?
did you look at the cash flows to see what the big positive was? it's inventory.

[Anonymous No.54308370]

>>54308240
Looks like d4 is fine. You can play this gambit style and sac e4 for an extra development tempo. Looks fine.

[Anonymous No.54308380]

>>54308240
Why not just stay on your own side of town? Why look for trouble?

[Anonymous No.54308382]

CASH BASTARDS
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[Anonymous No.54308390]

>>54308367
Ultra power hour

[Anonymous No.54308392]

>>54308323
These are super white institutions and the dipshits who initiated the bond trades at SVB were all white. A major risk when dealing w fixed rates is duration risk. When a bank like SIVB goes balls deep into 10y treasuries @ 1.2% rates, the duration is high because the money is locked up in the return at par upon maturity. They're only collecting the 1.2% per year in yrs before that.

One of the people closely involved with the SVB bond trade blowup was literally a fucking ex-Lehman white. I realize I'm shouting at a brick wall here because this is 4chan, the website where everytime a white guy does a mass shooting its the feds so white people can do no harm ever, but you have to be so comically stupid and Fox-news tier braindead to blame this blowup on the wokes and the browns.

[Anonymous No.54308398]

>>54308359
daily prices are random noise, but, it's just a better bank. makes better lending decisions. a billion of assets at one bank isn't the same as a billion at another.

[Anonymous No.54308401]

>>54308359
america is back baby!

[Anonymous No.54308403]

>>54308359
dunno. It's the only bank worth slurping IMO.

[Anonymous No.54308412]

calling it.

[Anonymous No.54308416]

>>54308248
>That snibs
Story of my life

[Anonymous No.54308418]

>>54308366
No way, no one in Santa Clara is black .It's going to be spic catering

[Anonymous No.54308447]

>>54308240
pawn to d4, you already started the middle of the board, unless you're goofy, why give up control and the knight?

[Anonymous No.54308468]

ahhh here we go

[Anonymous No.54308477]

Everything is bullish. All time bullish. Bank failures, WW3, Inflation, Deflation.URANUSFLATION, gays, transsss, dog shit, cat piss... Everything is bullish every day all day...

Until it isn't...

The rug pull will be fast and furious and no one will see it coming....

The black swan event is The Fed Put expiring worthless..

[Anonymous No.54308489]

>NEW THREAD
>>54304233
>NEW THREAD
>>54304233
>NEW THREAD
>>54304233

[Anonymous No.54308498]

>>54308392
I understand you are so pozzed you refuse to accept the evidence in front of you and suffer from racism against white people.

[Anonymous No.54308517]

I just buyed 100 shares of FRC. What am I in for?

[Anonymous No.54308522]

>>54308240
Flee the inner cities only to come back and gentrify them a few decades later. Works every time.

[Anonymous No.54308525]

Is fed jefferson usually bearish or bullish

[Anonymous No.54308530]

>>54308489
legit question, are you retarded?

[Anonymous No.54308532]

>>54308498
Heard yesterday they gave 70m to blm. They deserve to go under.

[Anonymous No.54308542]

>>54308403
This. Boring but solid bank and currently cheap as fuck. I've been slurping BAC, yesterday.

[Anonymous No.54308551]

I sold everything, I cant take this anymore.

I'm pulling out

[Anonymous No.54308557]

I demand a bailout and a plate of fresh tendies now

non-negotiable.

[Anonymous No.54308558]

>>54308517
Pain

[Anonymous No.54308559]

You like stocks? Name one company.

[Anonymous No.54308563]

stocks can keep going down, but to out-do the 2021/2022 years of faggotry would be supremely homosex and therefore my thesis is that right now is a good time to buy

[Anonymous No.54308573]

>>54308559
No, that would be insider trading.

[Anonymous No.54308575]

>>54308559
smells like teen spirit

[Anonymous No.54308578]

>>54308559
NTDOY
Mario movie is going to sell vidya and merch to a whole new generation plus amusement park off the heels

[Anonymous No.54308580]

>>54308559
the ticker is FAGIT

[Anonymous No.54308587]

>>54308580
*FAGIX

[Anonymous No.54308589]

>>54308559
SpaceX

[Anonymous No.54308594]

>>54308559
Patrick Sqqq is about to unveil a paradigm shifting new technology.

[Anonymous No.54308602]

>>54308587
>>54308580
LFAP, is what you are thinking of

[Anonymous No.54308608]

>>54308152
it will be power sour hour, i.e., a huge red candle

[Anonymous No.54308609]

I slurped the dip and no I won't be selling it. Sorry Bobo, sorry Shekelstein. I am an owner now an owner of America!

[Anonymous No.54308613]

>>54308578
Just buy 7974.T you lazy fuck. Since the split it's not even particularly expensive to buy a lot or two.

[Anonymous No.54308623]

uh congrats on your purchase I guess bro

[Anonymous No.54308627]

Who is paying these (((bluecheckmarks))) to post this kind of stuff?
What is their end game?

[Anonymous No.54308628]

this market is schizo fucking shit is tiresome.

[Anonymous No.54308633]

>>54308608
Today has the feel of some bullshit high volume candle of some kinda color in the last 60 seconds.

[Anonymous No.54308643]

and
just
like
THAT

[Anonymous No.54308645]

>>54308633
Buy the rumor

[Anonymous No.54308656]

>>54308392
>but you have to be so comically stupid and Fox-news tier braindead to blame this blowup
okay jon stewart. Literally kill yourself my dude its not 2007 grandpa.

[Anonymous No.54308665]

[Anonymous No.54308669]

>>54308126
That fucking pic kek

[Anonymous No.54308673]

>>54308559
Jackie Chan FUCK

[Anonymous No.54308676]

>>54308498
>>54308532
This is how you know racism isn’t an issue in the US, and in fact niggers have it better than any other demo. I wish I was a diversity and inclusion czar. I want to be an African American woman with a fake job making high 6 figures to bitch at white people for not hiring enough niggers in even more make-work job roles. Can you imagine the perverse pleasure she gets ever so passive aggressively haranguing white people for not bowing down to every nigger they see.

I WISH I WAS HER FUCK!

[Anonymous No.54308678]

stagflation bros...

[Anonymous No.54308682]

And just like that every stock market day will be indecision dojis.

[Anonymous No.54308693]

>>54308129
as was foretold...

[Anonymous No.54308699]

so what ultra pozzed mega faggot corp or bank blows up this weekend? Def something in Cali

[Anonymous No.54308702]

>>54308559
we just naming things now?

[Anonymous No.54308712]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

[Anonymous No.54308717]

>>54308699
None of them. It isn't 2008, bobocuck.

MVMVBVLLS run this shit.

[Anonymous No.54308721]

>>54308712
What a shit dog.

[Anonymous No.54308728]

>>54308152
Sweet and sour hour aka CRAB rangoon hour

[Anonymous No.54308732]

Spy calls

[Anonymous No.54308742]

>>54308678
That’s exactly what’s going to happen. They just printed almost 2 trillion this year (off paper, 200 billion for banks in the last week and a half and over 1 trillion just for the infrastructure and inflation bills alone), expect to see inflation the same level it is now in 2024 with higher rates than now.

[Anonymous No.54308769]

>>54307731
If they teach that equality is even remotely true or desirable, or that non aryans are worthy of the slightest good treatment or respect, they are extreme fringe left literal schizos who should be culled for the safety of all mankind.

[Anonymous No.54308776]

Oh boy another day where SPX crabs around 3900!

[Anonymous No.54308778]

MARKET
WANTS
HIGHER

[Anonymous No.54308782]

WEF Great Reset game plan leaked

[Anonymous No.54308794]

I am one with the stonk
>The stonk is with me
I am one with the stonk
>The stonk is with me
I am one with the stonk
>The stonk is with me
I am one with the stonk
>The stonk is with me
I am one with the stonk
>The stonk is with me
I am one with the stonk
>The stonk is with me
I am one with the stonk
>The stonk is with me
I am one with the stonk
>The stonk is with me
I am one with the stonk
>The stonk is with me
I am one with the stonk
>The stonk is with me
I am one with the stonk
>The stonk is with me

[Anonymous No.54308798]

[Anonymous No.54308802]

OH SO WE'RE JUST GONNA PUMP NOW HUH

[Anonymous No.54308808]

Sour half hour.... Go!!!

[Anonymous No.54308818]

>>54308808

[Anonymous No.54308819]

[Anonymous No.54308829]

POWER

HALF

HOUR

[Anonymous No.54308836]

Don't fall for Jewish tricks.
DB will fail over the weekend.
It will be a BLACK MONDAY

[Anonymous No.54308841]

>>54308798
>>5430878
I’m not reading all that, but I’m happy for you or sorry that happened

[Anonymous No.54308842]

HERE WE GO

[Anonymous No.54308849]

>>54308836
Yeah, a black Monday plunging from 400 to 398.

[Anonymous No.54308854]

>>54308836
BOBO STATUS?

HEEMED
E
E
M
E
D

[Anonymous No.54308880]

>>54307650
Printers are turned back on; government will bail out everyone forever to keep the line going up.

[Anonymous No.54308884]

>>54308627
isn't it just a few dollars a year to get a blue checkmark now? you can go get one.

[Anonymous No.54308886]

>mumu is now celebrating .5% scam pumps into the weekend

wow, how the mighty have fallen you h8 to see it

[Anonymous No.54308899]

It's over. Stocks will never go up or down again. SPY will stay in the 385 to 415 range for a ten thousand years.

[Anonymous No.54308904]

>>54307760
just kill yourself like i plan to at 1:13 am tomorrow morning.
or just not care this shit isn't resolving in a month regardless

[Anonymous No.54308909]

>>54308880

[Anonymous No.54308911]

>>54308841
It's an idiot's fantasy riddled with loopholes.

[Anonymous No.54308913]

>>54308899
based. good time to sell some premium

[Anonymous No.54308914]

I shorted at premarket but im close to being red , should i sell now or hold it on the weekend ?

[Anonymous No.54308916]

>>54308899
Stocks have reached a permanently high plateau.

[Anonymous No.54308919]

>>54308798
>shiny rock

Wow, really bakes my noodle. Sounds official at.

[Anonymous No.54308928]

I have a question for /smg/. If there was equal parts gorillas and niggers, who would win in a fight?

[Anonymous No.54308929]

>>54308880
>We are in the Krugman comes to power universe

[Anonymous No.54308938]

>>54308928
Gorillas. Niggers don’t stand a chance without weapons.

[Anonymous No.54308939]

>>54308928
for me, its buffalos and rats

[Anonymous No.54308942]

God I love wheeling

[Anonymous No.54308947]

>>54308914
>should i sell now or hold it on the weekend

[Anonymous No.54308951]

>>54308928
White supremacy.

[Anonymous No.54308953]

>>54308928
gorillas

Gorillas are huge and fucking terrifying
Niggers need weapons like guns or can only just assault random women on the street

[Anonymous No.54308964]

>>54308880
You know what else will go up? Inflation. But I guess you somehow don't have to deal with that?

[Anonymous No.54308968]

>>54308953
>Gorillas are huge and fucking terrifying
are you Joe Rogan? posting on mah /smg/?

[Anonymous No.54308989]

All in on SOXL

[Anonymous No.54308994]

>>54308964
we are dealing with inflation with money printing and signing executive orders declaring it over ok chud

[Anonymous No.54309004]

>>54308929
Show me the chart

[Anonymous No.54309005]

So we getting another bank collapse this weekend?

[Anonymous No.54309007]

Why buy SOXL when one can simply buy NVDA? Less risky and more gains. This market, I swear man

[Anonymous No.54309012]

>>54309005
Yes

[Anonymous No.54309015]

>>54309005
sure looks like it

[Anonymous No.54309029]

So we're going to hover around 395 for 10 min... and then 5 min before close we will pump again
Just watch

[Anonymous No.54309030]

>>54308880
How does this printer work in actuality? The fed buys a bond with what money? It gets it from the treasury who added extra zeros? I mean its got to have actual cash somewhere that physically moves stuff? Does the fed have deposits from member banks too?

[Anonymous No.54309031]

[Anonymous No.54309033]

Let's see how many retard mumus buy the top here and rope on Monday when the bank collapse they already knew was happening, actually happens

[Anonymous No.54309052]

How am I outperformed by the s&p AGAIN.

[Anonymous No.54309057]

>>54309004

[Anonymous No.54309063]

>>54308929

[Anonymous No.54309067]

>>54308964
Yea well thats why you had better own stocks with leverage if you hope to beat inflation going forward.

Stocks are basically the only asset that beats inflation

[Anonymous No.54309068]

>>54309031
no cramer no!

[Anonymous No.54309074]

>>54309057
I want to believe

[Anonymous No.54309086]

>>54309052
The buying power of Vanguard chads is unstoppable.

[Anonymous No.54309090]

>>54309074
>2008

[Anonymous No.54309092]

>>54309067
Are you a retard?
Property beats stocks in inflationary cycles

[Anonymous No.54309094]

>>54307591
Hi /smg/ general! I recently won big in a scratch-off ($400) and I am not experienced with stocks but I have decided to invest it to maybe get rich later on. Do you guys know of any good stocks under $400 that I could buy to make a lot of money? No equities please, only stocks since I am just a beginner. Your input is appreciated!

[Anonymous No.54309097]

There's no run on Deutsche Bank, who told you that? DB is fine.

[Anonymous No.54309107]

>>54309094
>won big in a scratch-off ($400)
If you think $400 is a lot of money, you need to save it, not invest it

[Anonymous No.54309112]

>>54309094
do NOT gamble this shit on options

[Anonymous No.54309124]

>>54309094
Gamble this shit on options

[Anonymous No.54309138]

>>54309124

[Anonymous No.54309141]

>>54309094
Gamble this shit and the rest of your paycheck on options

[Anonymous No.54309146]

>>54308007
not wise to advertise reading material to the race that just can't read

[Anonymous No.54309147]

Frog.

[Anonymous No.54309149]

>>54309094
Buy SOXL on the next dip.

[Anonymous No.54309158]

>>54309138
Risk big, win big

[Anonymous No.54309162]

>>54309094
TSLA
NVDA

[Anonymous No.54309168]

>>54309147

[Anonymous No.54309170]

>>54309094
Better make sure you report that $400 to the IRS!

[Anonymous No.54309179]

We're melting up boyos

[Anonymous No.54309184]

>>54309170
Janet shouldn't you be worried about systematic banking failures right now?

[Anonymous No.54309188]

>>54309170
They've probably already dispatched an Unreported Income Reclamation Team

[Anonymous No.54309191]

We're melting down fellas

[Anonymous No.54309194]

>>54309094
>No equities please, only stocks

[Anonymous No.54309200]

>>54309094
>No equities please, only stocks
Is this bait? Equities = stocks. Dca into vt and forget about it for 20 years.

[Anonymous No.54309205]

On Monday morning mumu will say
>what? Deutsche bank failed? How unexpected. I'm so fucked.
>how could anyone have seen this coming?

[Anonymous No.54309210]

>>54309094
Antisense Therapeutics. An easy 20 bagger from here.

[Anonymous No.54309220]

>>54308947
Call Options? On SPY? Sell now always take gains on options unless it is a difference between a few hundred and life changing money.

[Anonymous No.54309228]

Sour 6 minutes.... GO

[Anonymous No.54309229]

>>54309031
I never thought those 3 could even happen. I thought the only thing that collapsed were cryptos like FTX. It turns out that our financial system is just as poorly ran. And yet, we are in a Bull market still, technically, we never left. If you believe the fact checkers.

[Anonymous No.54309235]

>>54309188

[Anonymous No.54309238]

>>54309057
>>54309063
Thanks f a m

[Anonymous No.54309243]

This is just a fakeout to heem bobos one more time r-right?

[Anonymous No.54309247]

>>54308056
when do you know to hold them

[Anonymous No.54309246]

>>54309229
You not alive during 08?

[Anonymous No.54309271]

>>54308942
I might be stupid but the longer I look at this less money you seem to make? You now have 2k shares at 4.00 average?

[Anonymous No.54309279]

>>54309246
I was alive, just not conscious of finance.

[Anonymous No.54309282]

>>54309086

[Anonymous No.54309283]

>>54309247
Know when to fold em

[Anonymous No.54309284]

Banking.

[Anonymous No.54309287]

>>54309247
When they're going your way, hold them. When they start going bad, fold them.

[Anonymous No.54309295]

blacking

[Anonymous No.54309296]

>>54309094
>No equities please, only stocks

[Anonymous No.54309298]

>>54309277
>>54309277
>>54309277
>>54309277

[Anonymous No.54309300]

>>54309283
>>54309287
but CRBP was getting diluted for months

[Anonymous No.54309305]

>>54309279
>conscious of finance.
I mean most people had friends or family who lost their job or house. Not a matter of finance knowledge. There were occupy protests and such. Hard to see how someone can miss all of that. Its like saying someone missed the 2016 election.

[Anonymous No.54309306]

>>54309246
That chart needs to be updated for CS.

[Anonymous No.54309320]

>>54309300
Anon that is the sell signal. Take your wins.

[Anonymous No.54309352]

>>54309300
Ride the Wild Waves.

[Anonymous No.54309382]

>>54309149
this so comfy hold. soxl bros wgmi

[Anonymous No.54309462]

>>54309305
When you're poor and everyone around you is poor, you really don't. Recessions aren't a thing for the lower-middle-class. It's just how things always have been. Same if you were just a teenager in 08. Most people I know (poors) can't tell you what happened in 08 they just know "something" happened. Most of my family have been lifelong social democrats - teamsters, bricklayers, schoolteachers, and salesmen. If I ever do make it I'll always be sure not to forget where I came from.
>t 120K programmer WFH who escaped a family of poors

[Anonymous No.54309602]

Just shorted nasdaq

[Anonymous No.54309736]

>>54309602
Don't forget to invite Cramer and me to your funeral