/smg/ Through the STORM Market

[Anonymous No.54305971]

Where’d the rally go?
You put the running into the sun
You’re asking markets to rally
But I never met a fed I could trust

Here in the ashes your soul cries out
But don’t be afraid of these space thunderclouds

These space thunderclouds,
Oh noo, these space thunderclouds
Ohhh, these space thunderclouds

You’re sayin’ this crash
Like you hate me now
Market is burning down
When you’re raising hell

Where did the fed go??
Oh no oh no.. These space thunderclouds.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kg1BljLu9YY


>>54304233

[Anonymous No.54305984]

>>54305971
FRIST
TOO EARLY YOU FAGGOT

[Anonymous No.54306006]

LINKS
L@@K

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_C._Bogle
https://www.zerodha.com/

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https://www.random.org/
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https://www.etsy.com/search/?q=rare+disney+watches
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>Live Streams:
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https://www.hentai-foundry.com/
https://www.instructables.com/
https://www.leetcode.com/

>Calendars:
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https://www.chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/year/2023/jewish/holidays-2023.htm

Previous thread: >>54304233

[Anonymous No.54306008]

My networth: 10k and free
Your networth: 100k and trapped
We are not the same

[Anonymous No.54306026]

>>54306008
Would you want your children to look like the original?
These guys have to be stopped.

[Anonymous No.54306037]

Republicans will force a 10 year old to carry her rapist’s baby to term, let a 6 year old carry a gun, permit a 12 year old to work an 8 hour shift in a meat packing plant and allow a grown man to marry a 14 year old with a Judge’s consent, all while telling us that the reason they’re banning drag queens, gender affirming care and books about Rosa Parks is because they want to ‘protect our kids.’

Bullshit.

[Anonymous No.54306040]

>>54306026
My children are those that follow the Law of Uncle Ted

[Anonymous No.54306041]

why do you do it anon? why do you participate in the system, why do you chase the dollar? why do you trade?

[Anonymous No.54306045]

Wtf is wrong with this market? How is this shit not dumping? I’m not a chud btw.

[Anonymous No.54306056]

>>54306026
>Nose doctor
>Named Enöz
>>54306037
Sounds based to me.

[Anonymous No.54306065]

>>54306040
Too bad they're gonna try to mate with someone who got the retail version of facial features.

[Anonymous No.54306066]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIbXvaE39wM

[Anonymous No.54306083]

>>54306045
I don't get people who pay for streaming services. Just use soap2day / projectfreetv or just torrent shit

[Anonymous No.54306088]

>You never learn
>You never listen

Haven't seen him in a while. Think he finally learned?

[Anonymous No.54306093]

>>54306008
Is it really just a bunch of old men posting here?

[Anonymous No.54306094]

Just like that we won't give above or below 393 ever again

[Anonymous No.54306106]

I want to dump every single coin that I have right now. This is the most uncomfy I have ever been.

[Anonymous No.54306111]

>>54306037

[Anonymous No.54306122]

>>54306106
why?
we're only on our way to hell, anon

[Anonymous No.54306124]

>>54306045

[Anonymous No.54306127]

>>54306088
They Don't Listen. Ever.
>COIN

[Anonymous No.54306130]

The dip buying frenzy is amazing, 0DTE calls on any dip are god mode. Straight printing money.

[Anonymous No.54306132]

>>54306037
NOT MAH HECKIN REPUBLICANINNEOS

[Anonymous No.54306142]

>>54306106
You know this is the most bullish sign there is right

[Anonymous No.54306144]

>>54306093
judging by the music they post, it really seems like they are all oldfags

[Anonymous No.54306147]

>>54306037
That image represents Genetic Fraud. I invest in my semen, I cannot afford my children to be spending efforts on fake people.

[Anonymous No.54306156]

FRC

[Anonymous No.54306157]

Excuse me what the fuck.

[Anonymous No.54306161]

>>54306130
lost my shirt on nvda calls today. gonna drown my sorrows in burger

[Anonymous No.54306164]

I'm so fuckin tired. Can this market pick a direction finally?

[Anonymous No.54306174]

Thins are better if I saaay(buy)
so long and goood night
sooooo loooon and GOOD NIIIGHT(BOBO)

[Anonymous No.54306175]

>>54306157
Yellen has the whole bank situation contained.

[Anonymous No.54306180]

>>54306106
The comfiest is a huge pile of cash. Like 3+ million. This is my objective.

[Anonymous No.54306183]

We're going up lol

[Anonymous No.54306189]

>>54306175
I guess tracking all those $600 deposits paid off.

[Anonymous No.54306190]

>>54306183
I thought we were going down down in an earlier round

[Anonymous No.54306192]

>>54306144
>it really seems like they are all oldfags
H-how old is "old"?

[Anonymous No.54306194]

everyday is just more jewish than the next day

[Anonymous No.54306197]

>>54306093
Cute zoomzoom, show me another 40 year old that isn't on jewtube or kikebook or another influencer site that looks like that
Ps. Your ecelebs that claim natty are all fucking FAKE
ALL OF THEM

[Anonymous No.54306200]

This guy>>54306147 and pic related are how you get >>54306026

[Anonymous No.54306201]

>>54306144
I listen to Juice WRLD! And Brockhampton!

[Anonymous No.54306205]

Are you guys slurping Regionals every fucking day at this point?

[Anonymous No.54306209]

>>54306147
>>54306065
Someday these blokes have kids who inherit these literal beaks of noses and their wives will be dumbfounded

[Anonymous No.54306217]

>>54306205
no
you don't want to accidentally buy one of the (multiple) banks that are no longer going to exist

[Anonymous No.54306223]

>>54306180
No that's not comfy at all. It's not making you any money and it's still risky because banks can fail now apparently, and a bank can always just sort of choose to fuck you over, remember

[Anonymous No.54306229]

Why are there so many goddamn plastic surgery photos. this is not RGAY ROBOTS!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.54306234]

Just so I understand this, the market rallying for the past few months is contingent on Powell pivoooooting?
And if he doesn't it basically means we get recession?
And the market is assumed to always be correct and never wrong?
Have I got this right?

[Anonymous No.54306238]

>>54306192
more than 40

[Anonymous No.54306239]

You are somewhere here.

[Anonymous No.54306245]

>>54306192
This guy looks so much like a pig you don't even need to photoshop him, just sort of unfocus your eyes and that becomes a picture of a pig

[Anonymous No.54306259]

>>54306234
Powell literally fucking said no cuts this year

[Anonymous No.54306260]

>>54306238
i'm 44

[Anonymous No.54306265]

>>54306197
Are you fucking implying that older celebs before Gen Z were natty? Chicken, broccoli, and rice?

[Anonymous No.54306266]

>>54306238
>website is 20 years old
>>Why is everyone here old?
Trump lost time to go back

[Anonymous No.54306271]

SQQQ chads eatin good in the neighborhood tonight

[Anonymous No.54306272]

>>54306259
Market is pricing in like 5 cuts before year end, kek

[Anonymous No.54306280]

>>54306161
0DTE only works on indexes cause indexes always go up.

[Anonymous No.54306286]

>>54306266
>2003 was 20 yrs ago

[Anonymous No.54306290]

>>54306259
Dude that's the point I'm fucking making. The market has been playing chicken with the Fed arguably for over a year now and it hasn't resulted in the market getting the pivooooooooooooot lil baby market wanted.

[Anonymous No.54306297]

>>54306093
What do you consider old?

[Anonymous No.54306298]

>>54306259
He also said that he'll keep raising until inflation is defeated. Things change

[Anonymous No.54306302]

>>54306280
they don't always go up
but nvidia's been on a tear it's been a safe bet. should have waited longer to open tho

[Anonymous No.54306306]

>>54306265
I'm implying that all of your heroes are on supplements
>>n-no that's not possible he got 5 million followers because he's natty
No retard, he lied to you and 4,999,999 other cunts. Be sure to subscribe to patreon

[Anonymous No.54306308]

>>54306223
Yeah I guess you’re right. Comfy is 3 million cash spread across various banks + 7 million in SPY.

[Anonymous No.54306312]

>>54306259
powell literally said 2022 would only have 3 rate hikes of a quarter point. he literally said they would allow inflation to run hot and prioritize employment and stability. when are you gonna learn that he literally has no power and just does what the jews tell him to do the day of?

[Anonymous No.54306315]

>>54306238
>more than 40
Suck it oldfags. Us YOUNGINS win, again.
Heh.
Heh, even.
>>54306260
Do your joints creak?

[Anonymous No.54306316]

>>54306266
it was started by a '90s teenager for '90s teenagers, not for '80s oldfags

[Anonymous No.54306317]

>>54306197
Oh I'm not a zoomer, I'm 35. I just noticed that as more people get comfortable posting pictures of themselves, they always end up being old men.

[Anonymous No.54306320]

>>54306306
You sound cognitively impaired and like one of those people who can't maintain a conversation with someone without side-tracking into non-sequiturs.

[Anonymous No.54306328]

>>54306286
Good, means I can replay/rewatch everything from that year and it'll be like brand new to me. Nobody told me growing old would be so comfy. I love growing senile

[Anonymous No.54306338]

lil bit of chicken fried...

[Anonymous No.54306347]

>>54306317
The 20 year olds were all in SOXL or SPAC scams and blew up last year. This is what survivorship bias looks like.

[Anonymous No.54306360]

>>54306297
Like 40. I'm afraid that I'll end up being 50 years old and still here shitposting

[Anonymous No.54306365]

Damn bro. BIZFLATION is going up. in 20 years everybody will be dead on 4chan...

[Anonymous No.54306366]

>>54306317
>older people have financial freedom
>older people dox themselves on a nazi website
Big mystery there champ, guess you'll have to call the forest and get me fired for racism
>>54306320
Lotta big words from a nerd, bet you can't maintain cognitive sequitur muscles

[Anonymous No.54306370]

VIX and VVIX both peaked and are tanking

The bottom is in, we rally through end of month.

[Anonymous No.54306368]

>>54306338
cold beer on a friday night

[Anonymous No.54306377]

>*BANG* *BANG* *BANG*
CAM ON SPX
>*BANG* *BANG* *BANG*
BREAK 3950

[Anonymous No.54306386]

>>54306366
>Big mystery there champ, guess you'll have to call the forest and get me fired for racism
I once had a young Jew say he'd call my work place for saying Israel is an apartheid state and that Zionism is racist. He did call my work place, but was flabbergasted when it was my Hispanic secretary who picked it up and immediately hung up on him when he started talking about antisemitism

This sound like a fake "and then everyone clapped" story but this unironically happened in 2021 to me

[Anonymous No.54306394]

>>54306317
heh, my gf and me have been talking about a type of people who are >40 and, for some reason, still post personal shit everywhere. most of them are tech illiterate retards that only recently jumped on the social networks fad and, just like ignorant kids, don't understand that posting personal info can backfire on them.

[Anonymous No.54306417]

>>54306209
Imagine if you're a guy and her nose is small, and your nose is small, but your kid's nose is huge?
I'm checking the woodpile.

[Anonymous No.54306418]

>>54306360
I'm 50 so yeah your fucked

[Anonymous No.54306424]

Jesus fucking christ I just woke up, opened chart on phone and once again forgot i left this smiley on my chart
>>54306315
>Do your joints creak?
I'm 39 and sort of. If i've been sitting for an hour or more, when i stand up and stretch my right hip always cracks nicely. It's very satisfying.

[Anonymous No.54306429]

>>54306366
Hey now don't start getting mouthy with me chud, I really don't tolerate that sort of thing here.

[Anonymous No.54306434]

>Buy options
>Portfolio keeps getting eaten away

>switch to just buying/selling stonks and swinging at support/resistance
>portfolio starts growing again

Is it really this easy?

[Anonymous No.54306436]

>>54306417
Yeah, it’s fucking fraud mate

[Anonymous No.54306461]

>>54306434
glad it is for you. hasn't worked for me, on either side.

[Anonymous No.54306464]

>>54306434
Options are hard

[Anonymous No.54306473]

>Massive order of KFC spotted outside Xi Jinping’s hotel in Moscow
Buy YUM.

[Anonymous No.54306478]

>>54306434
i wish the $25k rule didn't exist. i would ironically buy more if i knew i could exit whenever

[Anonymous No.54306483]

>>54306473
based

[Anonymous No.54306486]

WFC is resisting every attempted bank pump

[Anonymous No.54306495]

Any FTX traders here? Is there any way to get your money back after broker liquidates your position at loss? I tried to contact support but no success and I'm not really looking forward to suing them.

[Anonymous No.54306499]

>>54306478
Just use a cash account and you can do whatever you want.

[Anonymous No.54306498]

>>54306483
What are your favorite YUM brands? your options are:
>KFC
>Pizza Hut
>Taco Bell
>Banh Shop (minority investor)
>The Habit Burger Grill

[Anonymous No.54306515]

>>54306260
Sup kid.

[Anonymous No.54306519]

>>54306464
It’s the short term gambling that makes it hard

[Anonymous No.54306522]

>>54306498
I only partake in goyslop about once a quarter. but when I do I go full goy and get taco bell. shits not even food.

[Anonymous No.54306534]

>>54306495
FTX was never public so what are you talking about exactly? If a broker liquidates a position they generally give you back the amount that wasnt needed to cover the deficit or they take all to cover deficit.

[Anonymous No.54306535]

>>54306473
>KFC
He found one of the good ones. Lucky man.
Definitely not buying YUM, though.

[Anonymous No.54306543]

Why did it go back up?

[Anonymous No.54306545]

>>54306498
Taco bell will always be the best. It's still affordable, actually has some nutritional value, and I can order a grilled stuffed burrito, freeze it, and completely hide it in my ass for later.

[Anonymous No.54306550]

>>54306535
KFC is pretty dogshit mate

[Anonymous No.54306551]

>>54306360
As someone who has already achieved that, there are worse fates. You could be 50 and capitulate to reddit.

[Anonymous No.54306560]

>>54306534
Oh I meant FX, sorry my bad. But I think I figured out what happened so nevermind.

[Anonymous No.54306563]

Things aren't gonna get better until the government pays down the debt.
We're fucked for another 20 years

[Anonymous No.54306567]

>>54306543
CRAB PEOPLE CRAB PEOPLE CRAB PEOPLE

[Anonymous No.54306575]

>>54306499
Yeah, not really. I'm cash and on my last trade before having to wait out a some settles to avoid GFV.

[Anonymous No.54306579]

>>54306434
WGMI. its alot less stressful and theres almost always a bid unless youre playing in OTC or smaller companies

[Anonymous No.54306588]

QRD on today? I just woke up

[Anonymous No.54306595]

>>54306394
Imagine picrel but backwards. You're master shake (stupid, arrogant, loud, hurts people, steals, laughs at goyslop tv) sending a letter to Chad Carl in the woods. Do it pussy the deer and elk will get me fired so fast

[Anonymous No.54306603]

>>54306545
>>54306522
Taco Bell is fucking disgusting but its legitimately the only fast food chain that seems to be competitive with inflationary prices

You can eat 600 calories worth of food for $1-2 on their value menu

[Anonymous No.54306609]

My government blocks me from buying US index funds. I refuse to buy our local illiquid alternatives that could randomly close, so individual stocks are my only option. How many stocks would you say a retail investor can reasonably keep track of?

[Anonymous No.54306622]

>>54305971
I'm having fun shorting INTC.

[Anonymous No.54306623]

>>54306563
>pays down the debt
The current fad is to keep adding to it on the thesis of lol not our problem. Here in the leaf it's even worse. Trudeau is like a teenager with access to his parents' credit cards.

[Anonymous No.54306633]

>>54306609

0

[Anonymous No.54306662]

>>54306603
I don't know what you find disgusting about it. It's very basic fast food. A bean burrito doesn't have anything in it that would be considered "disgusting". If you want to make a case about the meat being suspect, they have plenty of meatless options.

[Anonymous No.54306666]

>>54306550
sez u, you fuckin gay. What do you eat, lentils? get fucked m8

[Anonymous No.54306671]

>>54306498
KFC all the way, but rarely

[Anonymous No.54306679]

>>54306588
Bone Saw day. We're going nowhere.

[Anonymous No.54306682]

>>54306662
the "meat" is mostly just oats which is probably better for you than meat!

[Anonymous No.54306684]

>>54306478
Trade futures.
You're welcome.

[Anonymous No.54306690]

>>54306671
Krispy Krunchy Chicken is the new up and comer, too bad they are private otherwise I would invest.

[Anonymous No.54306692]

>>54306666
lmao, checked

[Anonymous No.54306695]

>>54306609
Depends how organized you are and how much free time you have. That's something only you can find out about yourself.

[Anonymous No.54306700]

>>54306662
>>54306682
https://www.foxnews.com/health/taco-bell-sued-over-meat-thats-just-35-percent-beef

[Anonymous No.54306703]

So can someone actually explain the real implications of a never ending expanding federal reserve balance sheet? Like what are they even doing? Could it continue forever?

[Anonymous No.54306705]

>>54306684
i do trade futures - wish i never did. eventually lost so much, but now i think i have a good idea on how to make money with them.

[Anonymous No.54306713]

>>54306495
>golfing
It's like watching flies fuck.

[Anonymous No.54306714]

>>54306703
soon the FED will own everything and you won't

[Anonymous No.54306719]

corn futures, buyed today

[Anonymous No.54306720]

>>54306679
>>54306588
we close at 396 or 400-404/410

[Anonymous No.54306732]

>>54306705
so why do you have to worry about the 25K rule

[Anonymous No.54306733]

>>54306703
I guess it could just like inflation will continue forever

[Anonymous No.54306736]

>>54306732
i'd rather trade stocks and get the extra money i need. less stressful

[Anonymous No.54306747]

>>54306713
You play golf to go for a walk around a park with no African Americans disrupting your peace.

[Anonymous No.54306748]

>>54306703
If population grows then I dunno, I guess it will just continue on some level. If it shrinks then the party is over.

[Anonymous No.54306750]

>>54306666
Why are Amerifats so averse to lentils? If you guys ate more lentils / pulses you wouldn't all be hideous hambeast people with cankles

[Anonymous No.54306762]

>>54306750
youve gotta soak legumes for like a day; takes way too long. I just get canned.

[Anonymous No.54306763]

I have 90% of my networth in intel.
>20k in stocks
>3k in 5x leveraged bull certs

Am I retarded or a genius?

[Anonymous No.54306764]

Im getting heemed bros

[Anonymous No.54306771]

>>54306750
Lentils = apocalyptic farting.

[Anonymous No.54306773]

>>54306750
We've beat every culture that eats lentils on the battlefield.

[Anonymous No.54306774]

I love Katie Greifeld, especially when she sits in her tall chair at bloomberg HQ with bare feet and talks about bond yields.
It makes my week better, every week

[Anonymous No.54306776]

>>54306736
From what I've seen ppl that trade futures just trade for an hour a day. 60% of gains taxed at long term capital rates also. Seems worth it to get a trading strategy if you can't even get 25K together to trade.

[Anonymous No.54306775]

TQQQ bros ...

[Anonymous No.54306777]

>>54306603
Fuck I fucking miss the 1$ Sausage Burritos and Hot n Spicy Mcchickens.. Right now the goated $1 food item is probably Taco Bell's Spicy Potato Taco

[Anonymous No.54306786]

>>54306762
you can buy canned legumes too, fatass retard.
also, some lentils don't even need to be soaked before cooking.

[Anonymous No.54306790]

WTFIT

[Anonymous No.54306799]

Where's that loser tripfag who bought X? Are you proud of yourself?
>>54306750
Eating lentils is for gay men, and trannies. I am neither.
I want a lil bit of chicken (fried & crispy) and greasy fries with gravy. Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.54306800]

>>54306094
Snipsnip

[Anonymous No.54306803]

>>54306750
>lentils
Anon I'm poor, but I'll never be lentil poor.

[Anonymous No.54306804]

>>54306776
that was my plan, but i just stare at the screen for hours...

[Anonymous No.54306805]

>>54306774
yields slut...

[Anonymous No.54306815]

>>54306805
Dont talk about Katie like that!

[Anonymous No.54306825]

Oh look, S&P is at 3950 again. Which time this year is it?

[Anonymous No.54306835]

>>54306519
what do you consider short term?

[Anonymous No.54306838]

>>54306774
you jerking the turkey for her high yield spreads?

>>54306804
you need a strategy with a set of indicators to guide you on entry and exit.
Maybe see my posts in last /smg/ for some inspiration: >>54306049
>>54306163
>>54305136

[Anonymous No.54306839]

>>54306763
I mean Intel has developed the fastest AI chip to date and Nvidia is highly valued because of the projected AI boom

I hope I'm not retarded

[Anonymous No.54306846]

>>54306815
That is 100% a man/male

[Anonymous No.54306854]

>>54306703
Buddy look at Bank of Japan computer!

[Anonymous No.54306857]

>>54306815
who's the spinster?

[Anonymous No.54306868]

>>54306838
>you need a strategy with a set of indicators to guide you on entry and exit.
i do have some, not that they're great. but i'm always looking at the screen for signals and i'm reluctant to close orders.
i'll look at your stuff some more

[Anonymous No.54306869]

can you invest in LETP's long term without losing your ass? i've heard the discussion here many times, people just say no you lose because of leverage decay but what is the consensus? Does it work or not?

if you buy 100 shares of 3x @ $10.00 per share and then sell 100 shares of 2x @20.00 per share, how does that equate to you losing money on a long term hold exactly?

[Anonymous No.54306878]

>>54306719
Those will probably do OK short term. Funds are super duper short corn so you'll get a covering rally. Best sell then.

[Anonymous No.54306892]

>>54306869
Just wait for unabashed QE to restart.

[Anonymous No.54306897]

>>54306815
>no wikifeet on her

it's over

[Anonymous No.54306906]

>>54305971
Whats with Janet Yellen having a unscheduled backdoor secret meeting at 2pm with top financial regulators today.

[Anonymous No.54306908]

>>54306846

[Anonymous No.54306911]

>>54306869
sure can. buy low sell high. all that stuff about decay don't matter as long as you close a profit. simple as.

[Anonymous No.54306919]

>>54306854
>>54306748
>>54306733
I mean its been basically elevated since 08 and there wasnt any inflation for years. And then the massive surge in june 2020 we didnt see any inflation until late 2021. Almost 2 years later.

I think its more than air dropped money contributing more. I think there may not be much of a risk if the fed keeps going.

[Anonymous No.54306930]

>>54306815
that ain't no Jeanna i'll say that much

[Anonymous No.54306932]

>>54306868
being reluctant to close orders can mess you up. you need buy targets and it if breaks fuck it and get out. soon youll start to notice the difference in different instances and come up with further indications to you. fibs, macd, and rsi are great tools as well

[Anonymous No.54306944]

>>54306930
>Jeanna
who?

[Anonymous No.54306947]

Tomorrow is a cheat day, can't wait bros. Gonna spend all the money that I made on stock market today to buy everything on the menu.

[Anonymous No.54306950]

>>54306705
>i think i have a good idea on how to make money with them.
you're gonna stop bagholding losers?

[Anonymous No.54306962]

>>54306919
>I mean its been basically elevated since 08 and there wasnt any inflation for years. And then the massive surge in june 2020 we didnt see any inflation until late 2021. Almost 2 years later.
Then I guess the whole supply side issue is the cause.

[Anonymous No.54306965]

>>54306703
Basically just means inflation shall be higher for longer. QT shall resume once the heat dies down.. JPOW is probably taking a lot of heat from pedo elites because of the banking collapse so he backed off to 25.

[Anonymous No.54306967]

>>54306950
basically. i'll stop trying to guess swings and go with strong trends. and i take half the wins out of the account, so drawdown is limited

[Anonymous No.54306975]

>>54306944
>he doesn't know

>>54306930
that ain't no Selena i'll say that much

[Anonymous No.54306980]

I lost $7k today, AMA

[Anonymous No.54306981]

>>54306026
>that jawline
chad son factory

[Anonymous No.54306982]

>>54306906
2pm? It was in the morning. https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-03-24/yellen-calls-friday-fsoc-meeting-after-banking-sector-turmoil

[Anonymous No.54306986]

>>54306967
>take half the wins out of the account
take more, rule 1 is get paid
there is no rule 2

[Anonymous No.54306996]

>>54306980
what was your favorite anime this season?

[Anonymous No.54307006]

>>54306996
The Peter Schiff Show

[Anonymous No.54307009]

>>54306975
Selena the goblina sucks!

[Anonymous No.54307013]

>>54306980
is that a lot or a little to you?
$ is subjective

[Anonymous No.54307015]

>>54306869
The decay comes in with volatility swings while you're holding, and it's relative to the underlying asset. If the underlying drops a certain percentage, you will be losing accordingly, but if it swings back up you'll not get the full percentage back. Essentially.

[Anonymous No.54307045]

>>54306930
Jeanna is cute, but pic related mogs her hard
>>54306897
What about Taylor? She runs marathons, imagine the smell....

[Anonymous No.54307047]

>being in both BOIL and KOLD at the same time

I can never lose now

[Anonymous No.54307049]

When are we buying FRC?

[Anonymous No.54307061]

>>54307009
negro cocks

[Anonymous No.54307062]

>>54307045
w-who is dis?

[Anonymous No.54307069]

>>54307062
One of the Bloomberg thots.

[Anonymous No.54307072]

>>54307062
>he doesnt know
do you even bloomberg

[Anonymous No.54307079]

>>54307013
25% of my folio

[Anonymous No.54307082]

>>54306878
thanks senpai, i bought the the bottom of the consolidation flag forming on on 4h, I intend to get out once it hits the top of it.

[Anonymous No.54307097]

>>54307079
what play?

[Anonymous No.54307099]

>>54306981
Flathead large maw. Near retarded sons with lots of test.

[Anonymous No.54307102]

>US Congressman Hudson asks TikTok CEO if the app accesses people’s home wifi network.

Holy fuck, these people are running our country. How do you even vote these retards in. Which demographic is voting for these slackjaws? I really wonder....

[Anonymous No.54307106]

>>54307079
pro tip, sell when you're down $1k next time

[Anonymous No.54307110]

how long will this house of cards stand?

[Anonymous No.54307113]

for me it's random sluts on yahoo finance

[Anonymous No.54307123]

>>54306563
Wrong, things won't get better until the very last boomer dies.

[Anonymous No.54307138]

>>54307069
>>54307072
>>54307062
>>54307045
not bad anne-marie not bad

I'm partial to Sonali's legs myself

[Anonymous No.54307140]

>>54307123
>Wrong, things won't get better

[Anonymous No.54307143]

>>54307102
Boomers unironically. When I have conversations with my 70 year old boomer boss. I'm genuinely amazed at how painfully ignorant and I the dark he is about everything. The only thing they know and believe is what the tv tells them.

[Anonymous No.54307144]

>>54307113
anon at least provide high quality images

[Anonymous No.54307146]

>>54307110
2 more weeks

[Anonymous No.54307148]

>>54307097
All in on UEC yesterday pre-market

[Anonymous No.54307150]

>>54307013
the term you are looking for is relative. and everything is relative you punk bitch

[Anonymous No.54307156]

>Gundlach sees ‘red alert’ recession signal
DoubleLine Capital CEO Jeffrey Gundlach said the Treasury yield curve, which is rapidly becoming less inverted, is flashing “red alert recession signals.”
He also said the Federal Reserve will be cutting rates substantially soon, even though Chairman Jerome Powell stressed Wednesday that rate cuts are not in the central bank’s base case
How does Powell even have a job?

[Anonymous No.54307161]

>>54307113
names?
>>54307144
and this

[Anonymous No.54307162]

>>54307148
>uranium juniors like 20 years away from production

bro, come on, have some risk control

[Anonymous No.54307165]

>>54307106
It happened very fast, was taking a shower when it went from $0 loss to $3k loss

[Anonymous No.54307175]

>>54307102
I mean it sounds retarded, but he did use it as a baseline question to then ask if it accesses the data of other devices on the network
Which is still kinda retarded but the chink gave a weirdly vague answer

[Anonymous No.54307180]

>>54307150
no, the term I was looking for was subjective, you can tell by the fact that I typed out subjective

[Anonymous No.54307182]

Can't buy US stocks cause Powell is selling. Buy a bear ETF, Powell pumps the market with influx. Sell the bear ETF at loss, buy stocks, Powell stops pumping and Yellin calls meetings.

Right now, I can't find a reason to trust this market in anything. I think I need to quit.

[Anonymous No.54307196]

>>54306869
>i've heard the discussion here many times, people just say no you lose because of leverage decay but what is the consensus? Does it work or not?
There is no consensus. You can backtest through the QE era and it worked pretty great. Other periods, not so much.
It depends on realized volatility, cost of leverage, the decay of the US dollar, entry/exit asset multiples, specific performance, etc.

Cost of leverage is the factor most often overlooked, but becoming increasingly relevant.

These funds achieve their leverage buying swaps or futures contracts which naturally price in the fed funds rate. The funds gloss over the specifics and hide these expenses, but if you see in their holdings there's some index swap, know that they're probably paying at least SOFR +0.5% interest rates in exchange for that.
If they're using futures, you can look it up yourself and see the contango to know what kind of roll costs you're looking at.
If they're using options to hold synthetic shares, you can see their cost in the spread between puts/calls. This tends to correlate with interest rates, and is a component of black-scholes.

[Anonymous No.54307199]

A Deutsche Bank credit default swap just flew over my house!

[Anonymous No.54307201]

IT'S BEEN A FULL FUCKING YEAR OF CRABBING AROUND 3900

WHEN THE


((((((((((((((((FUCK))))))))))))))))))


DO WE DUMPO

[Anonymous No.54307207]

>>54307165
ok so next time sell at whatever the price falls to by the time you get back from showering

[Anonymous No.54307209]

>NVDA

[Anonymous No.54307215]

>>54307201
>anon doesn't realize we are in the 60+ year nikkei era of stocks

[Anonymous No.54307216]

>>54305971
this got lost because of the early bake
https://youtu.be/IlZ1yWsN-YU

[Anonymous No.54307218]

>>54307015
>>54307015
but it is still a matter of asset price is it not? like my example.

you bought 100 for 10
sold 100 for 20

how does decay factor into this?

[Anonymous No.54307220]

>>54307175
>Which is still kinda retarded but the chink gave a weirdly vague answer
How else are you going to explain this to American congresspeople who are technically incompetent? Use specific, technical terms?

They didn't even know the guy was a Singaporean citizen, they thought he was a Chinese citizen. These white boomer congressmen need to be zyklon b'd, ASAP.

[Anonymous No.54307226]

>>54307165
>what is a stop order

[Anonymous No.54307227]

been busy wage cucking
how's my portfolio doing?

[Anonymous No.54307232]

>>54307162
It was in a channel, I was looking for an easy in and out, I watched it bounce off of the upper and lower channel for almost a year, thought it would hold this time kek, but yeah, really bad luck since a short report came out on it 10 minutes after I bought

[Anonymous No.54307233]

>>54307138
All I know anon is that Katie has the best humor, and the best feet (and she probably lurks smg)

[Anonymous No.54307237]

will landlords ever get the rope?

[Anonymous No.54307255]

I know..I know.. it’s just that, I’m not paying it (the margin call) hahaha. I’m not going to pay it I’m sorry

[Anonymous No.54307258]

>>54307207
I will

[Anonymous No.54307263]

>>54306286
1985 was 37 years ago

[Anonymous No.54307264]

>>54307255

[Anonymous No.54307274]

>>54307233
Katie is sweet and wholesome, you fucking chuds stay away from her

[Anonymous No.54307275]

>>54307263
don't fucking remind me
>t. born 85

[Anonymous No.54307279]

>>54307226
Volatility kills

[Anonymous No.54307283]

>>54307180
you're a retarded faggot
post your poorfolio

[Anonymous No.54307286]

>>54307079
wtf were you trading? Options? What did u do

[Anonymous No.54307287]

>>54307233
you got feet pics?

>>54307274
you her dad?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Greifeld

>Robert Greifeld (born 1957)[1] is an American businessman and was the chairman of Nasdaq, the largest electronic screen-based equity securities market in the United States. He served as CEO from 2003 to 2016 and was succeeded by Adena Friedman.[2]

>Greifeld focused the NASDAQ-OMX mission on being the premier U.S equities market, leveraging NASDAQ-OMX's fundamental market structure advantage. He stepped down as Chairman in May 2017 to become Chairman of Virtu Financial.[3]

[Anonymous No.54307288]

>>54307274
i sure hope you guys don't condemn your sons to manlet status by marrying mouse women

[Anonymous No.54307290]

>>54307274
I would respond but Katie is now live so I have to go watch for more feet shots

[Anonymous No.54307292]

>>54307232
with shitty risky worthless penny stocks you have to have the risk control pre-trade due to their volatility, in other words it probably needs to be a reduced position size

[Anonymous No.54307293]

>>54307237
Do you really want that. We all know government housing always descend into nigger infested hell holes.

[Anonymous No.54307298]

>>54307275

[Anonymous No.54307307]

Hi /smg/! I'm looking to make some money, and I heard this is the place to go. Let me tell you what I'm looking for. I want you to recommend me a stock that hasn't mooned yet but is about to and I need to get in first before anyone else knows about it so I can maximize my profits. Somebody tell me what that stock is please. Thanks in advance.

[Anonymous No.54307311]

>>54307274
that looks like a 12 year old.......................

[Anonymous No.54307314]

>>54307258
you're not lying to me you're lying to yourself
hah
seriously though, drawdown is bad

[Anonymous No.54307319]

>>54307218
You're talking security/equity price there, and sure, buy low and sell high works fine but the price of your equity is absolutely dependent on the underlying asset and the formula used between them, plus subjection to volatility decay. The consequences will never be the same.

[Anonymous No.54307322]

>>54307307
couldn't Doc Cochran whip her up some manner of.. flapjack harness?

[Anonymous No.54307326]

I owe /smg/ two Equity Diligence Dinners: one for WING and one for TXRH.

I can do WING easily, but the closest TXRH to me is 75 minutes away. We will walk through a dinner for both of those restaurants and try to contextualize the market cap valuations for both of those stocks, given the company's product and services.

I will do a WING review this weekend or even tonight on /smg/, and will have their latest 10-k filing out as i review it

[Anonymous No.54307328]

>>54307286
This
>>54307148

[Anonymous No.54307332]

>>54307283
I don't have a portfolio, I'm a futures trader not an art student you weirdo queer

[Anonymous No.54307336]

>>54307307
FRC is about to moon upside-down

[Anonymous No.54307338]

>>54307290
link?

[Anonymous No.54307337]

>>54307311
>can the Australian government come and collect their lost shitposters?

[Anonymous No.54307341]

>>54307311
not funny man, it's an older pic sure
i don't like your tone

[Anonymous No.54307350]

>>54307314
What is drawdown? Losing 25% of your folio?

[Anonymous No.54307356]

>>54307338
https://www.newslive.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
Currently a black man is talking to an asian woman but she's there so she will appear I just know it, I have to power through...

[Anonymous No.54307357]

>>54307275
Clown world never really bothered me that much until I started watching 80's and 90's commercials on YouTube and started to remember my childhood. The 80's and 90's were so goddamn comfy and if eradicate every foreskin on the planet to just spend a day back in the early 90's again.

[Anonymous No.54307369]

>>54307196
you seem to know a lot about this, most concise post ive ever read here about it. if there a better way to achieve this leverage? would you just use options?

[Anonymous No.54307374]

>>54307336
You’re going to be sad when the gov buys FRCs muni portfolio at par and helps sell their wealth management business to Jpm and banking to PNC. Buying every share at $55

[Anonymous No.54307383]

>>54307220
Lmao I agree, but you should see what the other congressmen were asking.
Also he represents the area west of fayetteville and raleigh, which is a lot of trailer trash and urban blacks. I grew up real close by so I don’t say that from a place of hatred, but they’re not the most exemplary population of voters.

[Anonymous No.54307388]

>>54306906
>unscheduled backdoor
Yeah, and she loved it!

[Anonymous No.54307395]

The only time I would turn on jewberg is if it was a live hostage situation and they were executing all of those worthless diversity jew women hosts live on air

[Anonymous No.54307396]

Stop selling UUUU fuck!

[Anonymous No.54307401]

>>54307319
>>54307319
so there is decay happening on a draw down or volatility. but what is happening to your profit when the 2x/3x is moving in your favour?

[Anonymous No.54307402]

>>54307350
it's the professional term for when your trading account shrinks

[Anonymous No.54307414]

>>54307357
I often wonder if things were truly better back in the 90s or am I blinded by nostalgia

[Anonymous No.54307416]

>>54307395
tsun anon...

[Anonymous No.54307417]

I'm just not playing anything today
Just not doing it

[Anonymous No.54307422]

>>54307401
It goes up?

[Anonymous No.54307424]

>>54306869
>>54307369
excellent run down of this
https://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=2741701
the gotcha is the fund could and would close if the bottom was low enough and you would lose everything
if only there were a way to mitigate that risk....hmmm......HHMMMMMM
decay and chop loss fags will never make it, just sayin

[Anonymous No.54307436]

>>54307357
truly a better time, one where jokes where still legal and children could watch some fucked up shit on prime time.
But leave my foreskin alone I'll sacrifice my big toenail or smt.

[Anonymous No.54307440]

>>54307402
Oh, yeah, it's terrible. I'm trying not to rage trade, but I want that money back

[Anonymous No.54307443]

>>54307311
And your point is ...?

[Anonymous No.54307445]

>NRGU looks like it's at a local bottom (yes I know it's an etf but I mean the stocks it tracks)
>looks like a good time to buy
>afraid because what if it randomly decides to shit the bed

[Anonymous No.54307446]

>>54307396
sorry sonny, theres only so much room at the table

[Anonymous No.54307455]

you guys see that white woman who is a waitress complaining about how Euros only tipped 10% on a $700 bill and that Europeans suck at tipping? well when i was a dishwasher and doing back-of-house prep i never saw a fucking tip, meanwhile this woman is making half of what people make in one night in the kitchen on just one table she waits

[Anonymous No.54307466]

Bears are cringe and gay and nobody likes them. There, I said it.

[Anonymous No.54307471]

>>54307414
A fair question and probably a little of both, but also consider
>fags were forced into the closet as they should be
>trannies weren't a thing
>the aesthetic was kino
>children's programming was fun and taught morals. Wasn't there to turn children into homosexual communists
>The government was only mostly retarded instead of entirely
>You could talk politics without having a democrat sperg out because you didn't agree with them
>men were men, women were women
I could keep going honestly

[Anonymous No.54307472]

how do I get into war profiteering?

[Anonymous No.54307485]

Spy going to 420

[Anonymous No.54307492]

>>54307472
https://etfdb.com/etfs/industry/aerospace--defense/

Or you can guess at future wars/weapons systems/defense appropriations bills and bet on specific companies.

[Anonymous No.54307493]

>>54307472
purchase dollars, oil, spy, or literally anything

[Anonymous No.54307494]

>>54307414
I'm guessing you're western but things have changed, we are flooded and the global bank is in control, yet people ague that we should teach kindergartners trans rights.

If you bought stocks at 2002 you'd be golden, but we didn't

[Anonymous No.54307507]

>>54307472
L3 harris, lockheed and/or northrop etc
maybe a small cap drone company for growth/risk

[Anonymous No.54307509]

>>54305971
>deutsche might go under
surely this is bobocope?

deutsche going under is unironically 2008 tier, there banks have too much liquidity to even approach such a crisis

[Anonymous No.54307513]

>>54307455
I refuse to even dine at establishments where tipping is a thing anymore. Either casual take out, fast food, or I cook for myself.

[Anonymous No.54307515]

>>54307401
you're basically asking "what happens if I pay one price for a thing and that thing in and of itself goes up to a higher price", as if leveraged ETFs are that simple. If it works out like that, then yeah, buy low sell high, but the thing is you need to either have some idea of why it should function as you want, or just get lucky like the great BOIL nigger.

[Anonymous No.54307519]

I knew it, all I had to do was power through and I would be rewarded

[Anonymous No.54307524]

[Anonymous No.54307527]

>>54307513
Unfortunately when you want to have sex with a woman who is not an uggo / whale, you need to dine at establishments where you have cunt waiters expecting a 20% tip for basically being a walking tray

[Anonymous No.54307532]

>>54307519
update that wikifeet page

[Anonymous No.54307541]

>>54307532
as if, I have over 200 pictures at this point and they're all mine (except of this one)

[Anonymous No.54307543]

My puts (SOXL and FRC) seem to be pretty safe. Got nothing to do but shitpost and wait until Monday. So wat you tards up to?

[Anonymous No.54307546]

>>54307396
Q1 guidance looks juicy. Just hold the bags anon

[Anonymous No.54307547]

>>54307519
you guys are weird
haha
>inb4 everyone focuses on the nigger

[Anonymous No.54307549]

UUUUbros...
I don't feel so good

[Anonymous No.54307558]

>>54307547
why would a grown man in a suit wear those shoes

[Anonymous No.54307569]

>>54307336
so about to hell?

[Anonymous No.54307577]

>>54307558
those are black denim pants.

[Anonymous No.54307581]

>>54307547
you just know

[Anonymous No.54307587]

>>54307577
oh wow, you're right
nevermind then

[Anonymous No.54307597]

new
>>54307591
>>54307591
>>54307591

[Anonymous No.54307603]

>>54307558
they really REALLY like their sport shoes

[Anonymous No.54307640]

>>54307332
whatever grammatically incorrect faggot
stay in school

[Anonymous No.54307654]

>>54307509
>>deutsche might go under
>surely this is bobocope?

>deutsche going under is unironically 2008 tier

[Anonymous No.54307690]

>>54307547
jeans, and or tennis shoes with a suit jacket look retarded

[Anonymous No.54308377]

>>54307113
Mmm, taking a page out of Fox News and making it all about sexy smooth legs, feet in high heels with a short skirt. GOD DAMN I LOVE WOMEN

[Anonymous No.54309658]

>>54306495
Running is the most accessible of the high earner activities.
Tell son thus