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/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:08:26 2023 No.54302583 [Reply] [Original]

>>>/r/eddit for links, LOL

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:10:08 2023 No.54302611 She's my girlfriend btw.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:10:42 2023 No.54302623 File: 534 KB, 1200x867, 1679657495716051.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm buying the dip

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:10:45 2023 No.54302624 good thread

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:11:04 2023 No.54302627 >>54302583 Based

Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:11:21 2023 No.54302629

>>54302571
They have a point re: ECB clearly drawing $60BN, but if DB goes then Europe goes, and as per usual their excitedness for things to immediately go nuclear is getting the better of their rationality. The ECB will print so much if DB gets close to failing, even with 10% German inflation. They'll re-do Weimar than let Europe collapse immediately

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:11:48 2023 No.54302633 >dont have available cash >dont have margin >"For most stock trades, settlement occurs two business days after the day the order executes" it's over I will never be able to time the market

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:12:46 2023 No.54302646 >>54302629 Why not just print now? Seems like this is controlled demolition, you will own nothing etc etc

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:13:03 2023 No.54302651 File: 47 KB, 835x632, 1678366852725047.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It seems the consensus is red today.

Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:13:16 2023 No.54302655
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I think this faggot has a point. The banks having a wobble right now is just information that some insider knows how fucked they are.
The next thing is the banks are going to start dumping.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:13:20 2023 No.54302657 >>54302633 What are you trying to buy? Puts?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:14:22 2023 No.54302670 >>54302633 Why don’t you have margin?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:14:45 2023 No.54302675 >>54302646 If they print now, everyone panics. Much like how the fed printed and then yields just dumped as everyone knew the jig was up. Not to mention mid-sized banks still have no way out in the US, nor will they get one

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:14:47 2023 No.54302676 File: 925 KB, 800x530, 6a00d8345295c269e201b8d20f8d38970c-800wi.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >all the crappy banks failing >Panic on biz This is called the consolidation part of the cycle and banks like jpm and boa become bigger whales

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:14:57 2023 No.54302681 >>54302657 Making a BOIL play today but I wont be able to put the money I sell into KOLD. I might never get another opportunity like this in the next week. >>54302670 I dont do options and I dont want to be liable to even more debt

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:15:36 2023 No.54302691 >>54302655 They shouldn't have shorted GME.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:16:28 2023 No.54302704 >>54302655 >blah blah blah

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:16:37 2023 No.54302708 >>54302676 JPM will pay for its crimes against humanity.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:16:46 2023 No.54302709 >>54302675 We know they are trapped, they know we know. I wish they’d just get it over with and go project wiemar

Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:16:50 2023 No.54302711

>>54302583
My name is John, and I'm 32 years old. But I have to admit something that I'm ashamed of: I'm still a virgin. That's not all though, I'm also addicted to porn, cumming, and collecting Funko Pops.

I've been addicted to porn for about a decade now. It started with me watching it once or twice a week as a form of entertainment, but it's become more than that. Now, it's more like an essential part of my day. I watch it constantly and can't seem to get enough. It's almost like an obsession. My favorite categories are sissy hypno and BBC.

Cumming is also something I do on a daily basis. I feel like I need to do it in order to stay "sane" and relaxed. But the truth is that I don't really enjoy it anymore; it's just become a habit. I enjoy the process of building up a large load, and take numerous supplements to help me shoot a massive cumshot.

The last addiction I have is Funko Pops. It started out as something fun and innocent but it's also taken over my life. I spend all my free time searching for them and buying them online. It's become an expensive hobby that takes up way too much of my time and money. To make matters worse, it's now seen as "reddit".

I want to stop these addictions and take control of my life again, but I feel so powerless against them. Does anyone have any advice on how I can break these habits? Or are there any other people out there who can relate to my story? Any help would be greatly appreciated!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:17:18 2023 No.54302717 >>54302709 >they know we know https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6156350/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:17:46 2023 No.54302725 File: 1.66 MB, 1300x800, 1679210257387802.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54302676 >bank failures and financial contagion are safe and effective, chud

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:18:35 2023 No.54302737 File: 1.26 MB, 296x160, 1334711664637.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54302711

Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:18:46 2023 No.54302741

Why no links? I don't understand this. We're here to educate those who may just be starting to trade stocks and those links could save someone from making awful mistakes that could land them in financial trouble. I am asking a regular here to make a proper thread with links in the OP. Dont be a dick.

Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:18:51 2023 No.54302746

>>54302704
Kek so DB dropping by 10% is just a normal day in your world I guess.
I'll say it again for the slowpokes at the back, bank shares dumping is INFORMATION. Insiders are dumping, which will eventually feed into the market prices. This is how the recession happens you tard.
>>54302676
Contagion risk is very real.

Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:21:37 2023 No.54302776

>>54302746
>I'll say it again for the slowpokes at the back, bank shares dumping is INFORMATION. Insiders are dumping, which will eventually feed into the market prices. This is how the recession happens you tard.
>insiders selling at a record pace
>>>/zero/hedge

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:21:39 2023 No.54302777 File: 338 KB, 661x554, fatmexicanbear.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] is systematic financial collapse bullish?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:22:35 2023 No.54302788 damn it just can't stop crashing

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:22:36 2023 No.54302789 File: 88 KB, 763x576, 1663262981817420.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >GERMAN CHANCELLOR SCHOLZ, REACTING TO PLUNGE OF DEUTSCHE BANK SHARES: DEUTSCHE BANK IS VERY PROFITABLE, THERE IS NO REASON FOR CONCERN

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:23:30 2023 No.54302795 >>54302777 Digits confirm financial collapse.

Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:23:32 2023 No.54302797

>>54302741
>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
https://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:23:41 2023 No.54302800 File: 31 KB, 1024x576, hassanpikerscum.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54302789

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:24:05 2023 No.54302806 >>54302776 I admit that I'm pretty bad at mock cross linking.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:24:18 2023 No.54302809 >>54302633 who cares about settlement? you can use unsettled too

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:24:38 2023 No.54302813 >>54302797 >>54302741 Found the redditors

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:25:04 2023 No.54302820 >>54302789 he also said eurpean banks are stable and safe get your money out now

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:25:20 2023 No.54302826 >>54302789 Including other greatsest hits such as "Warburg Bank machtn guden dschobb" "Wirecard is totally a real company bro"

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:25:44 2023 No.54302830 Anyone got a stream link for Bullard speaking?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:26:03 2023 No.54302836 File: 666 KB, 600x680, FE18E018-229E-4E23-833C-A5027EF2B192.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >oil

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:26:22 2023 No.54302838 >>54302820 I'm not in Europe, and my money is in JPM. If JPM goes, money won't matter anymore, so I'm fully hedged

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:26:31 2023 No.54302841 >>54302809 Not in schwab, I tried buying and selling on the same day before last year and ended up getting a temporary ban from it.

Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:27:13 2023 No.54302853
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>>54302746
>Kek so DB dropping by 10% is just a normal day in your world I guess.
Kind of...
You're stuck in the 15th year of
>any day now

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:27:19 2023 No.54302856 >>54302806 It's clear that you're not from around here. You stick out like a sore thumb. >>54302123

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:28:05 2023 No.54302869 >dropped a fat log at work >spent 40 minutes to flush it down The joy of being a state worker

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:29:15 2023 No.54302884 >YELLEN CONVENING PRIVATE MEETING OF FINANCIAL STABILITY OVERSIGHT COUNCIL ON FRIDAY MORNING haha

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:29:22 2023 No.54302886 YELLIN DO SOMETHING STUPID USELESS BITCH

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:29:46 2023 No.54302893 >>54302856 Seethe harder lol

Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:29:59 2023 No.54302896
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>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:30:00 2023 No.54302897 File: 51 KB, 400x500, 1679342164233498.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:30:02 2023 No.54302898 File: 51 KB, 1005x973, derrr.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54302777 Confirmed

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:30:13 2023 No.54302906 >>54302884 Where do you nerds get your news so quickly and don't say Twitter

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:30:14 2023 No.54302907 >>54302841 wow thats crazy. mine just shows a notification sometimes to make sure that you have the money available when its time to pay it. the payday of a sell and bill day of a buy should be same so its no problem

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:30:21 2023 No.54302909 WTFWT

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:30:43 2023 No.54302911 >>54302906 Bloomberg terminal, duh

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:31:08 2023 No.54302916 >>54302896 >>54302897 >>54302909 umm market opens in an hour, retards.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:31:10 2023 No.54302917 >>54302139 >post-empire world hmmmmmm are people here really this ignorant of the ways empire evolved to meet the conditions of the 21st century?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:31:17 2023 No.54302920 >>54302897 Stop posting this roastie bitch

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:32:03 2023 No.54302924 File: 455 KB, 533x962, 1674677304212154.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54302920

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:32:15 2023 No.54302928 File: 204 KB, 313x324, 202303221458.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54302916

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:33:15 2023 No.54302940 File: 381 KB, 430x410, 1650039893378740.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] it's genuinely over

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:33:47 2023 No.54302948 >>54302928 she wants me so bad. i can tell

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:34:30 2023 No.54302954 File: 222 KB, 1920x1075, hmm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This might be possible?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:35:13 2023 No.54302960 >>54302954 wat

Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:35:21 2023 No.54302961
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S-L-U-R-P THE DIP S-L-U-R-P THE DIP S-L-U-R-P THE DIP S-L-U-R-P THE DIP S-L-U-R-P THE DIP S-L-U-R-P THE DIP S-L-U-R-P THE DIP S-L-U-R-P THE DIP S-L-U-R-P THE DIP S-L-U-R-P THE DIP S-L-U-R-P THE DIP S-L-U-R-P THE DIP

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:35:26 2023 No.54302962 File: 198 KB, 744x382, 1679341453299401.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Very dead thread, did all the mumus get shaken out?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:35:35 2023 No.54302964 >>54302896 1 second early. It's over.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:35:38 2023 No.54302965 File: 917 KB, 2560x2099, Battle_of_Ortona.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Unironically, buy leaf banks (RY, TD, CM, BNS, & BMO).

Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:35:56 2023 No.54302970
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>>54302897
>Those eyebrows and that nose ring
I mean she is still very pretty but why do women insist on fuckin up, concealing, or straight up removing their own natural eyebrows? It just looks bad

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:36:50 2023 No.54302984 File: 65 KB, 1058x602, 1679663868246334.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] fellow noticers, are you noticing anything here? Im noticing a big buying opportunity when the fed cuts rates.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:37:11 2023 No.54302987 >>54302797 kill yourself

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:37:33 2023 No.54302995 File: 357 KB, 1170x1419, DA12D924-8564-4335-B18A-B52447510DB3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Lol, lmao even.

Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:37:39 2023 No.54302996
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https://youtu.be/kKx9oPyh0KM
I bought. Let that be a lesson jever to bet against America again you filthy Euros and traitorous leafs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:37:42 2023 No.54302997 File: 119 KB, 1224x912, 1678640970238326.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54302984 OOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:37:44 2023 No.54302998 >>54302984 now add the CPI over that chart

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:37:53 2023 No.54303001 She’s a fucking whore, what do you expect?

Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:38:28 2023 No.54303012

>>54302987
>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

have some backup links bud :)

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:39:16 2023 No.54303023 Oatsbros... we keep on winning... Don't buy Gold. Buy Oats.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:39:36 2023 No.54303027 >>54303012 Kys

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:39:58 2023 No.54303032 >>54302984 The market crashed everytime until when rates are back to zero/local bottom.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:40:06 2023 No.54303034 Coal bros, we are winning. April futures shooting up

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:40:36 2023 No.54303041 File: 375 KB, 918x944, 46878153-8014-4C8F-8E64-222BA680EDAE.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This dip, I slurp that

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:40:49 2023 No.54303043 File: 108 KB, 1458x907, Screenshot 2023-03-24 at 06-39-43 SPX 3924.46 ▼ −0.61% Unnamed.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WHERE AT PRICES NOT SEEN SINCE..... JAN 20TH

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:40:57 2023 No.54303046 >>54302940 OVER STATUS: IT’S

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:40:59 2023 No.54303047 I got burned on fertilizer bros. I got NTR'd

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:41:34 2023 No.54303058 >>54302711 go paste your spiel on /adv/

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:41:37 2023 No.54303059 File: 108 KB, 1444x855, 1651800201782012.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Interesting times

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:42:03 2023 No.54303067 File: 24 KB, 877x480, eternal crabbiing.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54303043 better get used to it cause that is all you will ever see for the next 40 years

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:42:11 2023 No.54303071 >>54303043 that chart is Insanely Crabbish

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:42:24 2023 No.54303075 Doing some laundry, lads.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:42:55 2023 No.54303082 >>54303043 now adjust for inflation

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:43:01 2023 No.54303085 >>54303059 Holy shit, a line on a chart, it’s over bobos

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:43:20 2023 No.54303088 >>54302711 o-ok

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:43:30 2023 No.54303090 >>54302583 fuck you, chud https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_inUax_RTUo

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:43:48 2023 No.54303096 >>54303085 you do realize that that trendline is set by the treasury and the fed for a reason, right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:44:14 2023 No.54303104 File: 406 KB, 400x230, EevZbVX-1962456365.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] NVDA IS DOWN THIS IS NOT A DRILL THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:44:48 2023 No.54303116 WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:45:42 2023 No.54303128 >>54303104 impossible

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:46:00 2023 No.54303133 File: 53 KB, 465x576, 1613138172354.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >ATVI arbitrage bros... I am getting tired of winning

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:46:08 2023 No.54303137 File: 105 KB, 600x800, 54A51D5C-5FCD-49DE-BBFC-C88980E23FAB.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It’s over

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:46:30 2023 No.54303143 >>54302681 I'm eyeballing a play n that too but BOIL hasn't quite hit where I want before I hit he send button on KOLD.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:46:31 2023 No.54303144 ...guys....im getting greedy again....haha what if i just wait a bit more in BOIL haha, when it reaches 6 i can break even then

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:46:39 2023 No.54303145 File: 202 KB, 835x611, 13435436546456.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54303082 >>54303067 hope you guys know how to sow

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:46:59 2023 No.54303148 File: 207 KB, 500x411, 1679520282897871.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Brace yourselves

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:47:05 2023 No.54303149 File: 193 KB, 1440x1966, sketch-1678469812370.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54302676 It's the anxiety part of the cycle. We broke our of complacency on the 9th.

>>	It’s over Fri Mar 24 13:47:28 2023 No.54303151 File: 724 KB, 600x900, 384DE351-4536-4275-9C0A-264FB38FC17B.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It’s over

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:47:37 2023 No.54303155 Is this it? IS THIS THE BIG CRAB?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:47:38 2023 No.54303156 Suisseters...

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:48:00 2023 No.54303168 File: 24 KB, 374x374, 1679596962030140.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54303104 I bet my arse it will end blue. The retard strength cannot be defeated

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:48:12 2023 No.54303172 >BOIL Apologize

Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:48:37 2023 No.54303174
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https://youtu.be/lbMdfl0S5Yo
Good morning my fellow American's, all my cornball brothers of color, and you too you hook nosed Christ killers. Good morning and good trading whether stocks are up or down we are proud Americans and no amount of seething Yuropoors or overseas brown people will ever change that. Go treat yourself and buy a burger and ice cream cone. And keept that economy strong and stimulated.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:48:40 2023 No.54303175 >>54302711 GO TO CHURCH

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:48:41 2023 No.54303176 >>54302651 That's where my account is. Haven't seen a move this bad for me in a long time. >>54302711 Put everything you own in Bayhorse Silver.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:49:21 2023 No.54303187 If something doesn't have a pattern what you must do is predict possible outcomes that have not occurred. Right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:49:42 2023 No.54303190 File: 7 KB, 223x226, 1643727790329.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I am beyond unheemed

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:49:56 2023 No.54303191 >>54303023 The Wheat bros are having a good day today

Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:50:09 2023 No.54303196
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>>54303155
Most of the performance of american stocks comes from over valuation. Their PE ratio is on average 50% higher than international. It's quite possible we start a decade long crab while things adjust

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:50:27 2023 No.54303201 I want to fuck Annmarie Hordern intensely

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:50:37 2023 No.54303203 >>54302906 As stupid as twitter is it really is one of the best ways to get news as fast as possible. Too bad Elon never unbanned me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:50:42 2023 No.54303206 >>54303187 You need to understand what's going on in the world and stop with this Rain Man nonsense of staring at charts to find autismal patterns.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:51:43 2023 No.54303221 >>54302906 It's Twitter.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:52:40 2023 No.54303237 >>54303172 >up slightly from the depths of great bags

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:53:22 2023 No.54303244 >>54303174 >Margin Call on Cornpop, he was a bad dude

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:53:32 2023 No.54303245 File: 11 KB, 478x336, 1660192806841733.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >all of the monthly put volume is trading around 3750 today https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uWwvQKGjLI

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:53:47 2023 No.54303247 File: 88 KB, 603x1024, 1679662452274992m.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is what anime posters look like

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:55:26 2023 No.54303269 File: 59 KB, 567x911, 1678730254476085.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WTFWT

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:55:55 2023 No.54303276 FSOC emergency meeting today

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:56:23 2023 No.54303280 >>54303247 >Black Butler >is (whitewashed) asian

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:56:44 2023 No.54303286 File: 788 KB, 1536x1886, 11527877-274D-439C-89EA-5EB261840381.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sell you fools

Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:57:01 2023 No.54303293
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>>54303196
>tfw u will never have your very own angry female broker that will aggressively force you between her thighs whenever you fail a trade
I would be perpetually stuck there since I'm a terrible trader. A fate more horrible than death, dare I say. But alas, real life sucks

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:57:06 2023 No.54303296 >>54303206 No this applies to what's going on in the world too

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:57:20 2023 No.54303299 >>54303247 no i have way better hair

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:57:21 2023 No.54303300 File: 889 KB, 1111x597, 1586288761247.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Let's see how my portfolio is doing this morni-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:57:28 2023 No.54303302 I'M GETTING WHIPLASH FROM THIS VOLATILITY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:57:48 2023 No.54303307 I just had 3 Ricola cough drops in a row and I don't have a cough do with that information what you will

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:57:53 2023 No.54303308 File: 176 KB, 1440x803, E4802CEF-8735-4DCF-A6E4-45C72A8EB94D.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Panic when

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:58:24 2023 No.54303312 File: 39 KB, 500x500, FPnUgHAXIAUmc0P.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54303286 I slurped at open and I refuse to sell...

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:58:33 2023 No.54303313 >>54302906 Unfortunately twitter and alerts from my platforms

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:59:18 2023 No.54303321 File: 1.48 MB, 1500x800, fp6gpomnce931.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54303312

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:00:24 2023 No.54303329 I bought FRC at like 27.99. I'm not selling though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:00:28 2023 No.54303330 When are we slurping FRC?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:01:17 2023 No.54303336 >>54303286 I had a dream the president gave a speech in recognition of "The presidents slurpers" keeping the market up

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:01:24 2023 No.54303340 >>54303330 Never.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:03:21 2023 No.54303361 File: 87 KB, 789x949, hy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >that AAPL pump

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:03:32 2023 No.54303362 I can't believe I didn't buy SOXL at like 7 bucks four months ago because you guys called me a tranny

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:04:16 2023 No.54303365 File: 21 KB, 300x300, B779120F-4245-4887-825F-1715F80378AD.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >ding ding ding Wake up honey! It’s time to buy the dip again!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:04:28 2023 No.54303367 >>54303362 You'll feel the exact same way if you don't buy BOIL

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:04:29 2023 No.54303368 File: 221 KB, 1080x1201, Screenshot_20230324_070416_TD Ameritrade Mobile.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54303330 Please do man I need this shit to pump to 15

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:04:30 2023 No.54303369 >>54303330 zooming out on the chart these recent events seem devastating idk if that should ever be slurped

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:04:34 2023 No.54303371 When an order status is filled as that the same thing as funds being settled?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:05:02 2023 No.54303376 by now at this point in the game you're definitely holding WFC puts right? you understand where we are right now don't you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:05:38 2023 No.54303384 >Oil below $70 >Eurobanks in turmoil It’s not like 07-09, it’s going to be a lot worse, isn’t it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:05:49 2023 No.54303388 >>54302906 news? oh no no no no

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:06:19 2023 No.54303393 >>54303371 no, settlement time depends on the security type

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:06:25 2023 No.54303395 Sometimes I want to just quit investing my money and just live paycheck to paycheck and enjoy my life.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:06:35 2023 No.54303397 File: 58 KB, 746x695, Screenshot 2023-03-24 at 07-05-35 Futures.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] /lean hogs Apologizes WHO CAN STOP US?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:06:53 2023 No.54303406 File: 44 KB, 656x770, 1673623996368604.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] STOOOOOOP SLURPING IM DONE IM FUCKING DONE

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:06:58 2023 No.54303407 >FED'S BULLARD: TODAY'S SITUATION IS VASTLY DIFFERENT FROM THAT OF 2007 TO 2009. Very reassuring, thanks Bullard

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:07:13 2023 No.54303412 >>54303307 RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICOLA!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:07:34 2023 No.54303420 Someone post the Brazilian whore

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:07:58 2023 No.54303427 File: 176 KB, 300x411, jenna.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54303420 no.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:07:59 2023 No.54303429 >>54303393 fuck...its over...ill never be able to time this then

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:08:00 2023 No.54303430 Fuck this market, I ain't trading this shit. >>54303397 Lean hog bros, we hit it big as always.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:08:19 2023 No.54303436 >>54303384 yeah, this is the conclusion to the GFC

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:08:49 2023 No.54303445 Guys I don't wanna be poor forever and own nothing

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:09:28 2023 No.54303455 >>54303307 you finally doing it, man you finally doing it he SAID he was gonna do it

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:10:38 2023 No.54303472 >>54303429 Your brokerage UI should show you how much settled cash you have at any given moment

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:11:57 2023 No.54303496 File: 166 KB, 666x810, 1660230160064121.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SLURP LE DIPPERINO APES BUILD DIAMOND SUPPORT BANKS BLOWING UP? BULLISH EARNINGS CONTRACTIONS? BULLISH CREDIT SQUOZZLE? BULLISH SLURP BUY SLURP BUY BUY BUY

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:12:14 2023 No.54303502 >>54303455 thanks man, it took a long time but I finally worked up the nerve

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:12:25 2023 No.54303506 File: 79 KB, 644x453, 1679532363439787.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] eat the slop goy

Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:12:45 2023 No.54303511
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How the fuck are people bearish again? This feels a lot like October 2022, when so many faggots were saying that the Bank of England resuming QE was going to be the EnD oF tHe wOrLd and then we got months of green. I legitimately do not understand how people could flip from "QE is mega bullish" to "QE is mega bearish", aside from being caught up in a year's worth of insane doomer contrarianism.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:12:51 2023 No.54303513 >>54303472 wait so what I see that I currently have in my "Cash & Money Market Total" section on schwab is what I have on me at this moment that I can use?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:13:06 2023 No.54303517 >>54303445 On the bright side you will live in a pod and eat the bugs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:14:02 2023 No.54303530 Wheres the crash nigga you promised it was gonna crash nigga do you know how much money I’ve lost? Nigga?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:14:10 2023 No.54303532 >>54303511 Tried looking at the market lately, brainlet?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:15:04 2023 No.54303547 File: 59 KB, 1079x1116, 1625682648268.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54303511 give me one (1) bull case except hurr durr everybody bearish we wuz contrarian

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:15:51 2023 No.54303555 File: 665 KB, 1440x3088, Screenshot_20230324_091447_Robinhood.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is stocks really this easy? This is more than I make in a day of work

Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:16:03 2023 No.54303562

>>54303513
I suggest you do more reading on what Settled Cash means verses Cash Available to Trade. My UI shows me both numbers, and they are different. I don't want to risk giving you bad advice, but generally you only need to worry about buying with settled/non-settled cash if you plan to sell the security before the cash you used for the purchase is settled. That is: If you buy with unsettled cash, and then sell before that cash settles, you'll be committing a violation. If you're going to do trading (and not just buy+hold) in a cash account, you need to educate yourself or you can end up locked out of your account

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:16:59 2023 No.54303575 >>54303555 spy gambling is just roulette

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:17:09 2023 No.54303577 File: 412 KB, 915x900, 2993372_ae0d2a87db33.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If INTC reaches same PE numbers as AMD the stock will 8x, if same as NVDA then 10x Intel is going back to 60 bros

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:17:14 2023 No.54303579 >>54303555 Works until it doesn't.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:18:14 2023 No.54303595 >>54303577 Nvidia doesn't sell CPUs and AMD has contracts with all console manufacturers.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:18:54 2023 No.54303604 >>54303562 Fidelity shows me both of those numbers in the trade window and will also warn me when selling if I'm about to rack up a good faith violation before clicking place order. I'd imagine Schwab does the same.

Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:19:04 2023 No.54303609

>>54303547
>>54303532
Did you faggots completely ignore every piece of bullish information at the FOMC meeting? Did you not infer that this most recent rate hike will most likely be the last, and that historically when the Fed pauses hikes they cut within 30 days? Are you just going to ignore the fact that the Fed and governments all over the world literally changed the rules overnight and started Not-QE?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:19:12 2023 No.54303611 >>54303367 >we like to have fun around here

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:19:25 2023 No.54303617 >>54303562 Yeah the reason why I am asking is because I was hit with a trading violation doing just that awhile ago and I needed to reconfirm. Except in this case I am selling first and then buying but I assume that is all the same as well.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:19:59 2023 No.54303627 >>54303577 In your dreams

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:20:03 2023 No.54303628 Stocks scratch my gambling itch I'm glad I no longer play gachashit

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:20:04 2023 No.54303629 File: 442 KB, 1403x779, Screenshot 2023-03-24 at 07-18-40 S&P 500 Map.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] red salad today

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:20:23 2023 No.54303634 >>54303609 Delusional or b8ing?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:20:47 2023 No.54303638 >>54303629 too many tomatoes

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:20:53 2023 No.54303640 >>54303627 It's a guaranteed 2x. I told you faggots about axcl too but no one listened

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:21:39 2023 No.54303653 you guys are missing it on wells fargo

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:21:48 2023 No.54303655 File: 373 KB, 1200x867, 1622515031705.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54303555 you're moving against the natural flow

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:22:13 2023 No.54303662 >>54303562 I've always gotten a prompt before placing the order explaining what I'm about to do.. on a couple different platforms

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:22:13 2023 No.54303663 Is the AMEX gold card really the only one youll ever need ?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:22:31 2023 No.54303666 this shit smells like an incoming fake pump to end the day flat again

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:22:47 2023 No.54303669 >>54303368 so what happened to 50/share baggie? At least GME and BBBY fags have spirit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:22:49 2023 No.54303670 Couldn't stand it anymore. I had to bag. So i bought my wbd and parra. Yes i may be "broke" now till i get paid again in april but fuck it.

Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:22:56 2023 No.54303672
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>>54303547
Economy is actually stronger then the banking system and we are heading towards a soft landing riding the backs of shit banks collapsing as at risk money is consolidated into banks which are more highly regulated which is almost like a 100 bepis hike be jammed into the banking systems tight hole.

Meanwhile Yuropoor banks are dying forcing a flight into MURRICA and Asia (who is basically joined to the American economy by the hip.) All while current investors continue to fill the gaps destroying any attempt at a crash.

All while market sentiment is the most scared and pessimistic since the Great Depression. Causing an inverse of expectations where companies have been trying to preempt a recession for over a year now which in turn makes companies more reslient to recessionary pressures.

Basically the American people from top to bottom are refusing to yield and instead are sneeding expectations.

Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:23:27 2023 No.54303680

>>54303604
>will also warn me when selling if I'm about to rack up a good faith >>54303662
violation before clicking place order.
Oh, really? I also have Fidelity, but I never ran into that. I'm pretty diligent about tracking my settled/unsettled purchases though.
>>54303617
If you're selling now, it really depends on whether the cash you used to buy it has settled by now. If it's been over 3 days (for stocks, 1 day for options), then you're probably fine. If, however, you're planning to sell something and then use that cash immediately to buy something else, then that's ok but you CANNOT sell that new thing until the cash you used to fund the purchase settles.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:23:42 2023 No.54303685 >>54303669 GME and BBBY are meme stocks FRC is newfag bait

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:26:04 2023 No.54303714 >>54303634 You can't be serious. Jesus fucking christ bears have lost it lmao

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:26:15 2023 No.54303717 >last time silver competed with gold was around 2008 >silver overtook it >now it’s competing again What does this mean?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:26:42 2023 No.54303723 >>54303685 FRC #2 behind NVDA on the leaderboard. That's Meme enough for me. https://swaggystocks.com/dashboard/wallstreetbets/ticker-sentiment

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:26:47 2023 No.54303724 >>54303663 On paper, yes, but for the sake of my AXP shares, you should get the Platinum too

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:26:58 2023 No.54303728 >>54303680 Yeah it's not a pop-up but it'll have the "!" and text at the top of the window saying you may be incurring a good faith violation. On the screen after putting in order size/limit price when it's time to click place order.

Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:27:04 2023 No.54303730

>>54303672
>Economy is actually stronger then the banking system
brainlet
>Meanwhile Yuropoor banks are dying forcing a flight into MURRICA and Asia
flight into bonds and not equity
>All while market sentiment is the most scared and pessimistic since the Great Depression.
sentiment is neutral to bullish

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:27:14 2023 No.54303732 >>54303717 2 more competitions

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:27:20 2023 No.54303735 >>54303717 fucks sake, meant USD instead of gold

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:28:03 2023 No.54303745 Come on oil. Let's score some fockin gains.

>>	putsRnotDaWae Fri Mar 24 14:28:18 2023 No.54303748 Didn't the pioneer himself of yield curve inversion models say it's completely not applicable this time around?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:28:41 2023 No.54303754 >>54303723 I bought before it was cool damnit

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:28:51 2023 No.54303757 File: 1.79 MB, 450x337, Silvergate.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SI

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:28:54 2023 No.54303759 >>54303717 Crypto didn't exist in 2008.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:29:07 2023 No.54303762 File: 627 KB, 1440x3088, Screenshot_20230324_092854_Robinhood.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What a bear trap

Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:29:37 2023 No.54303772

>>54303730
The economy was supposed to completely implode some time last year, if you believe bears. Guess what never happened?

How is a massive flight into US bonds not bullish for the US economy you dumb fag?

>retail sentiment is bullish
LMAO jesus fucking christ

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:29:50 2023 No.54303774 BROS CHECK FRC COMPUTER

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:30:00 2023 No.54303776 File: 341 KB, 646x595, 1655994003330.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Those green candles... Is this finally it...? Could this be....? THE BIG ONE?!?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:30:27 2023 No.54303783 >>54303754 you sure did... cuz your cost basis is 33/share kekekekekekek

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:30:49 2023 No.54303787 >>54303772 >I have no idea how finance or economy works even at the most fundamental level: the post

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:30:57 2023 No.54303790 It’s literally free money to buy SPY under 400

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:31:02 2023 No.54303791 >>54303783 S-Shut up

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:31:57 2023 No.54303801 File: 17 KB, 600x600, 1617101845114.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54303772

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:32:12 2023 No.54303805 Why would Google but gitlab stock?

Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:32:27 2023 No.54303807
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>>54303787
>I'm a dumb faggot bear who has gotten greedy after a bunch of retarded whales got slap happy on negative speculation in 2022 and now I refuse to acknowledge that I have no idea what I'm talking about

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:33:28 2023 No.54303821 >>54303801 Cry more you fucking retard

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:34:10 2023 No.54303831 >>54303307 Anon, I have a fucked up throat too, but not sore. Morel like my glands. Started last night. Synchronicity? Plot? Global energy change? Law of averages?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:34:58 2023 No.54303843 File: 151 KB, 1310x1374, Screen Shot 2023-03-24 at 10.33.42 AM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] VIX trading like a shit co ever since SIVB. just look at these candles

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:35:12 2023 No.54303845 >>54303831 could be because you guys 69'd

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:35:22 2023 No.54303846 >>54303772 How is retail sentiment not bullish when one of the best performing stocks this year is Tesla?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:35:25 2023 No.54303847 I hate the plunge protection team. I hate the managed fake market.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:35:28 2023 No.54303849 File: 75 KB, 640x933, 801CB48C-7666-42D5-8A6A-6AB5A9B9E336.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54303774 OFF THE LOWS >OFF THE LOWS

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:35:37 2023 No.54303850 >>54303807 >3939 is higher than 4766 or you're delusional I accept your surrender.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:36:04 2023 No.54303855 And just like that the dip was entirely erased. Buying the dips is literally free money, we ALWAYS go right back up at least once before dumping again.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:36:09 2023 No.54303858 Every fucking stock on the market is a trap right now. I can't buy shit without it turning south. I'm gonna watch you faggots hand over money, this market (((is))).

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:36:33 2023 No.54303862 >>54303772 >How is a massive flight into US bonds not bullish for the US economy you dumb fag bad bait

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:37:11 2023 No.54303869 File: 11 KB, 220x192, 1601495435379.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i spent $400 at the bar last night. give me the guaranteed play to make that money back before the market closes.

>>	putsRnotDaWae Fri Mar 24 14:37:24 2023 No.54303874 >>54303772 Kek, it's so obvious bobos are the majority when you look at the amount of seethe any bullish post gets. Bobos are mentally ill though and will always pretend they are the contrarian minority, even if they are 90% of the sentiment.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:37:26 2023 No.54303875 File: 240 KB, 531x1078, 62CDEB6F-2FF5-4E55-A1E7-A685BF6B40A7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bros I’m too scared to invest in anything right now because I’m afraid the economy will shart itself, wtf do I invest in that’s safe long term?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:37:30 2023 No.54303878 >it's not that the banking system is unstable, it's that there is a potential risk in keeping your money in smaller banks Jesus christ where do they find these guys to interview lmfao Who's next, Krugman?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:38:42 2023 No.54303896 >>54303875 Just buy VOO and/or VTI and don't worry about it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:38:59 2023 No.54303897 File: 18 KB, 600x434, 7B873B02-1CB4-448E-987C-6DCE1C3E25AA.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54303869 Kek. Short QQQ & banks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:39:09 2023 No.54303899 >>54303869 Put 40k into FRC and let it go up 1%

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:39:15 2023 No.54303902 >>54303878 Maybe the real recession is just the small to mid size banks you take over…

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:39:36 2023 No.54303908 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-fWDrZSiZs

Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:40:02 2023 No.54303915

>>54303874
When they start throwing around shit like "Tesla is up bigly this year and that's why retail sentiment is bullish and that's why the global economy is about to COLLAPSE!!!!" I just know they have no fucking idea what's going on. Pretty pathetic that these people get to vote.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:40:03 2023 No.54303916 File: 203 KB, 1910x1000, NYSE Pete.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54303790 Yeah but you won't get paid for at least a decade after IT HAPPENS.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:40:05 2023 No.54303918 >>54303878 Yellen just needs to stop being a cunt and raise the FDIC insured deposit amount significantly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:40:51 2023 No.54303929 File: 75 KB, 1035x1280, 3012B8A9-7BC6-47AE-A6AD-7F9AE2F9E367.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Just sold everything

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:41:23 2023 No.54303934 >>54303929 That girl is underage sir

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:41:33 2023 No.54303942 >>54303875 T-bills

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:42:09 2023 No.54303955 Rolling for a J-Pow's killshot 50 BPS raise in next FOMC

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:42:17 2023 No.54303957 File: 500 KB, 667x475, DD7A2077-E04D-4734-AC30-ED72FD0723B2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] DOW down 1,000 today

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:42:38 2023 No.54303959 To the WFC puts shill: why?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:43:23 2023 No.54303973 >>54303955 Oh fug call 955 for emergencies!!!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:43:32 2023 No.54303975 Maybe the real crash was the friends we made along the way.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:43:33 2023 No.54303976 >>54303875 Do you want to make money or do you want to gamble and have fun? There is only one right answer here and it's not both

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:43:40 2023 No.54303978 >>54303955 This, just end it J Romey

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:43:56 2023 No.54303981 File: 257 KB, 1348x401, peak boomer pants soiling.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54303957

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:44:43 2023 No.54303989 File: 151 KB, 1143x562, 04D1D6B2-09C4-40A6-95B8-7BF0A7B97C46.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh no

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:45:30 2023 No.54304004 >>54303929 >imagine selling at the lows of the year V bottom reversal incoming; thank you for your sacrifice.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:45:51 2023 No.54304009 >>54303989 MORE BANK BAILOUTS. FRC shareholders wiped out! >>54303791

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:45:51 2023 No.54304011 Where my NRGDs at

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:45:58 2023 No.54304014 >>54303959 because fuck WFC that's why if i tell you any more you'll laugh at me it was NOT revealed to me in a dream

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:46:37 2023 No.54304024 >>54304009 You're gonna owe me an apology when FRC rebounds after a capital infusion

Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:46:51 2023 No.54304027
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>>54303874
>markets have been retard pumping since october
>disregarding: higher for longer rate hike after rate hike, inflation ticking up anyway, multiple bank collapses, real estate cliff edge, recession indicators flashing
>memest meme stocks are carrying the market

>retail is bearish

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:46:57 2023 No.54304028 File: 861 KB, 600x900, 1651608178172.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54303989 oh noooooo

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:47:04 2023 No.54304030 >>54303989 probably to talk about the reduction in hikes and the PIVOT we about to tank... r-right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:47:10 2023 No.54304031 >>54303869 why you can get a delicious steak dinner with drinks for $200 you could have spent 2 nights in a classy steakhouse enjoying an excellent meal instead of not remembering getting hammered in some pisshole invest your money better, anon

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:47:35 2023 No.54304040 >>54303989 >"so uhhh guys, I kind of messed up by saying ALL deposits are FDIC insured, how to we tell the goyim taxcattle that I didnt mean their deposits."

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:47:57 2023 No.54304044 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSkEFkl7vIY

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:48:05 2023 No.54304046 >>54304024 >FRC rebounds after a capital infusion they are saving all that infusion for the bigger banks... dont wait too long for it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:48:09 2023 No.54304048 >>54304024 if it does you still won't break even. FRC an't worth more than 20/share under NORMAL conditions. You shoulda traded it like a chad but you held like a chud.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:48:12 2023 No.54304049 >>54303397 That's from yesterday (because Lean Hogs trade later)

putsRnotDaWae Fri Mar 24 14:48:50 2023 No.54304057

>>54304027
Markets dumped all of 2022, you're so greedy you refused to buy. Retail is bearish as proven by going to twitter or r*ddit and observing them. The recession indicators such as yield curve have been debunked as even the creator of this indicator says it's wrong this time.

Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:48:59 2023 No.54304061
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>>54303821
banks blowing up in US and EU, fed already said they keep over 5% whole 2023 in latest dot plot and if we get a unexpected rate cut it's not a bullish sign
but somehow market still prices in massive growth this year while layoffs haven't even started except some useless diversity fags in big tech
you think the super-bubble we're in after 16 years of fake and gay money is done with a short -20% blip in 2022? no fear and no panic? and same market leader are your unprofitable shitcoins who pumped massive since January?
you can't be this retarded

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:49:06 2023 No.54304065 Oh, hi Mr. Snibs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:49:16 2023 No.54304068 >>54303989 I guess they need to figure out which libtard big donor bank deposits to insure next

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:49:31 2023 No.54304076 >>54304031 >why it was my buddy's bday and i picked up the tab for the group. i sold some naked 0dte SPY calls just now so i should be made whole by EOD

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:49:48 2023 No.54304080 >>54303915 alright alright i get it, youre bullish and bears are retarded but what to buy? personally I have been scooping up some SPY whenever its below 400

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:51:50 2023 No.54304102 >>54304076 fair enough, you can disregard the rest of my post because it was made with the assumption you were a degenerate alcoholic who spent that entire tab on themselves

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:51:53 2023 No.54304104 I bought a spy put and immediately drops in value wtf

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:52:34 2023 No.54304114 >it's an /smg/ simps for another 6 episode

Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:53:36 2023 No.54304137

Why do people insist on spewing lies about "the market dumping in 2022"

It was a correction sweetie, not a crash, not a dump, not a recession. Get your facts straight, the market has barely moved since doubling in value 2 years ago. Just because your overleveraged funds are down 80% doesn't mean the market was impacted yet.

a 10% correction is not a crash, and the market has not priced in even a half of all the facts yet. S&P500 needs to go to 3000, current prices are in nose bleed territory and anyone going long here deserves to lose their shirt.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:54:22 2023 No.54304151 File: 1.11 MB, 1000x1399, f08b0e7d797732aeb33e103d9c90a387.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I see no reason not to go balls deep into TQQQ and keep it for the next 10 years.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:54:44 2023 No.54304155 Stupid niggers bulls won't stop slurping

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:55:01 2023 No.54304160 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmGig_b2QLI

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:55:29 2023 No.54304178 >>54304104 https://www.investopedia.com/ask/answers/062415/how-does-implied-volatility-impact-pricing-options.asp

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:55:36 2023 No.54304180 >>54304137 0/8 b8

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:56:21 2023 No.54304188 >>54304180 You need to be over 18 to post here you imbecile. Log off and do your homework chump. Adults are talking.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:56:34 2023 No.54304193 desu, I'm starting to feel bad for hedgebros They haven't had a good night's sleep in 3 weeks now, no weekends no nothing

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:56:41 2023 No.54304196 >>54304057 >you refused to buy I don't refuse, just reluctant. Don't see an easy path out of the current year. But they managed to keep the zombie shambling along for the last 15 years, so could be wrong.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:57:15 2023 No.54304205 >>54304151 fuck I know that hentai its about a turbo whore feminizing her little brother and heving him and her get fucked by an old dude... or so idk haha

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:57:35 2023 No.54304212 File: 71 KB, 533x960, 9czbo7lj11t71.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] _______ boy summer

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:57:55 2023 No.54304218 >>54304212 Downie

putsRnotDaWae Fri Mar 24 14:58:08 2023 No.54304221

>>54304137
It was a dump, you'll never get another 50% crash like 2008 ever again. The Fed is extremely proactive at identifying systemic risk and creating backstops before such an event happens. It took them over 6 months to actually save the system after the 2008 crash started, they will prevent any crisis within 1-2 days now. You bobos will never get to cum again, you should have taken the -25% when you had it in October 2022 because you'll never see a crash like that again.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:58:17 2023 No.54304224 File: 3.89 MB, 200x200, Vince.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54304180

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:58:19 2023 No.54304225 >>54304212 woman

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:59:19 2023 No.54304244 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMzY_KQIKjU

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:59:19 2023 No.54304243 New >>54304233 >>54304233 >>54304233 >>54304233 >>54304233

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 15:00:39 2023 No.54304268 File: 131 KB, 828x585, 1131E1AB-28BE-408E-86CC-38F2170700EC.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54304212

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 15:01:48 2023 No.54304294 >>54303869 >$400 On what?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 15:01:52 2023 No.54304298 >>54304212 Brave Boy Summer

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 15:02:37 2023 No.54304310 File: 39 KB, 498x372, Ei7N7zEXcAIlK3c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54304137

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 15:04:13 2023 No.54304333 File: 128 KB, 1024x683, NYSE famous negro.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >be me >think I have time to fix a quick breakfast >miss buying KOLD when BOIL hit 4.21 for 2 sec

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 15:14:03 2023 No.54304502 >>54304061 >layoffs haven't even started Dude what? Lmfao tens of thousands of people have been fired

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 15:15:59 2023 No.54304532 Where'd everybody go?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 15:24:01 2023 No.54304672 >>54304532 Eaten by the crab

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 15:36:39 2023 No.54304891 >>54303577 why is it even pumping? because of the chips act or some shit?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 17:38:55 2023 No.54306935 >>54303133 Explain What s the news I need some wins, when is this thing ending?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 17:40:04 2023 No.54306955 File: 28 KB, 622x513, 1649447304741.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] INTC is closing below 29.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 17:49:45 2023 No.54307127 >>54304502 Not that much of an impact. US unemployment is still steadily going down despite the tech cull

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 19:04:26 2023 No.54308420 >>54307127 ...because people stopped looking for jobs.

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