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CDS TROUGH THE ROOF, STOCK DUMPING

LET'S HOPE THE GERMANS DON'T PULL A CS THIS WEEKEND

>> No.54300182

You knew this was coming

>> No.54300189

Where can I find the CDS chart?
Only ones I can find are days old

>> No.54300202

>>54300189
they don't want us to know.

>> No.54300203

i just cackled and said "Yes...YES" sitting alone in my dark living room at 3:58am

literally since like 2016 i have been ranting about how when Deutsche goes, it all goes. now i will be vindicated. it is time for the Great Burning.

>> No.54300208

>>54300147
Who is germany going to force to buy that piece of shit anyways?

>> No.54300212

Jesus help us

>> No.54300219

>>54300208
you

>> No.54300221

>>54300208
I know a guy who said jermany instead of Germany

>> No.54300222

>>54300147
>LET'S HOPE THE GERMANS DON'T PULL A CS THIS WEEKEND
why would we hope that? this is a sick, inverted, corrupt world and the sooner the cataclysm strikes, the better

>> No.54300224

>>54300147
newfag here, what does the bottom chart represent?

>> No.54300225
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You just know

>> No.54300239

I can't comprehend how DB still exists, it's one of the most shadiest banks ever, almost south American cartel tier

>> No.54300240

KINO

>> No.54300243

>>54300208
there's no one big enough to buy deutsche, aside from maybe like...the IMF?
this is the big one. we are about to witness The Big Fuck. Hail, Hail, the Day of Reckoning Hath Arrived. Blow the Trumpets- Summon the troubadours, slaughter the fatted calf. Today is a day for Wild Celebration- for we may go long years without mirth following the coming Events.

When Deutsche goes, it All goes.

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>>54300243
Commerz Bank wouldn’t be far behind. HSBC, CITI, Soc Gen, WF, Regions... they’ve all got full blown AIDS.

>> No.54300260

>>54300239
certain institutions are kept alive until auspicious moments, as sacrifices.
https://www.space.com/5-planet-alignment-march-2023-viewing-opportunity
>Some Dates Are Doors

>> No.54300272

>>54300189
have to subscriber to bloom(((berg))) terminal for latest data

>> No.54300274

>>54300259
might take the ol' THE END IS NEAR sandwich board for a spin downtown tomorrow, yell at college kids and tell them to repent. it's important to have hobbies

>> No.54300284

>>54300259
Why don't they short squeeze these banks?

>> No.54300288

>>54300259
"Too big to fail," they said

>> No.54300302

>>54300284
that would be like trying to short squeeze luna while it's being minted out of a firehose

>> No.54300306

>>54300259
>Commerz Bank
Shouldn't have let coomerz run a bank desu

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Cool another weekend of stablecoin depegging which one will it be this time

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>>54300203
>i just cackled and said "Yes...YES" sitting alone in my dark living room at 3:58am
>literally since like 2016 i have been ranting about how when Deutsche goes, it all goes. now i will be vindicated. it is time for the Great Burning.

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>>54300147
TIME KEEPS ON SLIPPIN SLIPPIN SLIPPIN

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>>54300147
Nothingburger

>> No.54300333

Two more weeks and we will finally witness TOTAL FINANCIAL COLLAPSE

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>>54300147
Deutsche Bank C-suite will have aktienge someone selling their schafts in a back alley soon.

>> No.54300381

>>54300343
*Notice Bulge-Bracket bank failure*
OwO what's this?

If this seriously happens we are gonna dump so hard...

>> No.54300392

if db fails it's literally over
so my brain tells.me nothing going to happen

>> No.54300396

>>54300309
You think he is cringe, but in fact you are the cringe one for posting a basedjack.

>> No.54300472

It's over.

>> No.54300475

>>54300203
Oh shit its Bison!

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>>54300147

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>>54300396
>You think he is cringe, but in fact you are the cringe one for posting a basedjack.

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>>54300343
Feels pretty comfy to be all in crypto and precious metals.

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WAGMI. MOASS is upon us.

>> No.54300582

>>54300542
I look like that and I speak like that.

>> No.54300587

>>54300284
Because they don't bail out the equity holders, only the deposits

>> No.54300590

>>54300560
what's MOASS

>> No.54300624

>>54300147
>deutsche b-ACK!

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>>54300624

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54300682

I just remembered something.

2008 was caused by toxic subprime mortgage CDS. 2023 is being caused by toxic sub prime US Treasuries. Do with this what you will.

>> No.54300717

>>54300590
its fgt reddıt speak. (mother of all short squeezes)

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54300802

so we happenongs or this a naddaburga

>> No.54301910

>>54300147
hello anon, is there some sort of recourse where I can get an overview of the CDS of a lot of major banks ?

>> No.54302143

Do historic institutions like this ever rally die? I made money off GE recently because there pirce dropped and I was certain it would bounce back.

>> No.54302498

>>54302143
ask credit suisse investors

>> No.54303823

>>54302498
But it still exist and you can buy into it?

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Latest picture of the deutsche bank collapse.

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>>54303823

>> No.54305434

>>54304211
According to rumors Ricarda Lang took a seat on that bench

>> No.54307498

>>54300274
God bless you.
Don’t forget your empty Folgers can.
I hate throwing my mercury dimes at you, they roll all over the place.

>> No.54307619

>>54300802
It’s a big deal. With Iran and Saudi Arabia selling oil in local currencies and yuan the United States petrodollar is now officially kaput. With nothing to peg the value of the dollar to and increase interest on the debt we currently have, the US and by proxy Europe are fucked.
Linkies love to remind people the notional value of derivatives is ~1.4 QUADRILLION dollars. If ubs does or doesn’t take over the debt it is insignificant those banks all default in unison. As seen by Germany absolutely disappearing from the financial stage.

>> No.54307972

>>54300259
HSBC is the banker for most criminals, no way its falling.

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>>54300147
yes goyim, let us have your bank

>> No.54308251

>>54300147
About damn time. These kids have been getting away with WAY too much shit.