/smg/ stock market general

[Anonymous No.54291287]

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.newslive.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

previously on /smg/ >>54290181

[Anonymous No.54291311]

always do the opposite of what jews say

[Anonymous No.54291323]

Why wont you fuckers buy
Is the price not low enough!?

[Anonymous No.54291326]

>>54291311
this nigga is finna make it

[Anonymous No.54291328]

>>54291287
Bulltard euphoria: ERODED

[Anonymous No.54291333]

>>54291287
Power 10 min rig or sour 10 min rig?

[Anonymous No.54291335]

The market has stabilized and SPY has reached a permanently high plateau.

[Anonymous No.54291340]

How can there be inflation? Oil is down. Clearly everything is fine. Stop screaming.

[Anonymous No.54291351]

>Red day
>Green futures
>Crab day

THE CHART NEVER LIES

ALL HAIL THE CHART

[Anonymous No.54291355]

>>54291311
Checked and fpbp

[Anonymous No.54291371]

oh my god that bounce. I am so sad and mad right now..

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.54291373]

President Biden and his team have told you over and over again, we are not in a recession and under his tough leadership, laws have been passed to reduce inflation

[Anonymous No.54291375]

late day healing

[Anonymous No.54291376]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.54291378]

GREEN BOI

[Anonymous No.54291387]

Oh man BOIL bros

[Anonymous No.54291388]

[Anonymous No.54291390]

>>54291323
Big credit tightening means money is going to evaporate and there’s going to be lower earnings. People are trying to price it in now.

[Anonymous No.54291392]

>inflation came down slowly but surely through the rest of the year
>earnings remained robust as consumers TANKED inflation like a champ
>Powell backed off rate hikes after CPI dropped down to sub 4 handle
and they lived happily ever after with SPX at 4700.

[Anonymous No.54291393]

here we go

[Anonymous No.54291398]

SPY will never top 400 again

[Anonymous No.54291402]

Some people don't like bears, but bears are more civilized than some creatures.

[Anonymous No.54291404]

WTF

[Anonymous No.54291407]

Look at all these bobos today

[Anonymous No.54291419]

ETF's buying at the end of the clock

[Anonymous No.54291420]

THUNDER....THUNDER...THUNDERBEARS, HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.54291422]

>>54291387
>everyone gets a party and nice gains
>boil doesn't follow any the major indicies like tech can top piggy back off of
>designated into a corner to slowly collect dust and rot to death

[Anonymous No.54291425]

Please buy the top in NVDA - the way it's meant to be played

[Anonymous No.54291430]

And just like THAT!
We're getting an eod pump!

[Anonymous No.54291431]

So what's the talk about taxing unrealized gains? (Yeah, not that I need to worry about that right now, but still...) Is it still considered?

[Anonymous No.54291434]

>>54291404
Oof double top

[Anonymous No.54291440]

If the Fed wanted to recapitalize banks, shouldn't they just end Reverse Repo? What would be the implications of ending RRP?

[Anonymous No.54291442]

WTF WAS THAT!!!!!!!!!!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.54291443]

>>54291398
Fucking tragic what losing weight did to her.

[Anonymous No.54291445]

0DTE calls at the end of the day for the tard pump into close is free money lol

[Anonymous No.54291449]

Bulls will soon be sent to the slaughter

[Anonymous No.54291450]

>>54291407
Holy shit they're doing it.

[Anonymous No.54291454]

>>54290532
An actual mumu or swing trader rather than some mumu shill or bagholder. Very impressive.

>>54290552
System must be very screwed especially so when they keep flip flopping like this. Should I reduce my bank money to avoid a potential bail in tier situation or zimbabwe tier situatuon where you can only withdraw a few bucks every days and the lines are miles long?

[Anonymous No.54291457]

Recovery markets are not for the faint of heart. Shakeouts are intense.

[Baggie !!Y6vYPiha3lS No.54291461]

>>54291398
This broad would be really good at paintball because of her ability to look around corners.

[Anonymous No.54291467]

>>54291431
Do *you* have a better idea of how to fund $5 million reparations payments per BIPOC?

[Anonymous No.54291475]

>The Plunge Protection Team doesn't exi-

[Anonymous No.54291481]

>>54291457
This is true. Even though 2009 was the bottom, the next few years were insanely volatile, 2010, 2011 and 2013 come to mind.

[Anonymous No.54291486]

>>54291390
Didnt happen yet

[Anonymous No.54291487]

>>54291431
Yes, we will all be forced into UBI sooner or later. Taxing unrealized gains will make it harder to trade, and also be used to take your house and move to a rent based service economy. You will own nothing and you will be.....

[Anonymous No.54291492]

>>54291457
>>54291481
*ahem*

[Anonymous No.54291506]

>they could unfuck the bank situlation by printing
>...if inflation wasn't already sky high so they no longer have room to print
Was it worth saving the gambling permamumu boomers in 2020 you jewish central banker retards, now everyone is fucked.

[Anonymous No.54291509]

greenbois...

[Anonymous No.54291510]

>>54291364
nice scalp play for ya boi to get a few extra points on the board.

I love this volatility

[Anonymous No.54291518]

>>54291492
Kek imagine going all in once and being stuck bagholding. Dont give me that
>youre supposed to put in a little every week
Youre never gonna get rich like that and you should leave this general immediately. This general is pointless if your investment style is the "ill retire at 65 starter pack"

[Anonymous No.54291520]

Beautiful OP with plenty of links. Well done.

[Anonymous No.54291526]

bond market pricing in recession; equity mkt pricing in AI

The day will come mumu cow bitches. where your gains will turn to ashes... And you'll never EVER want to buy or trade stocks AGAN...

Then you will know the bottom is in.

[Baggie !!xsioYtEo//E No.54291528]

>>54291487
That sounds hella gay, can't we just cut their heads off like they did in the French revolution?

[Anonymous No.54291530]

reposting from the other thread. any other penny option recommendations?

[Anonymous No.54291531]

JEWS
E
W
S

[Anonymous No.54291558]

Bull trap

[Anonymous No.54291565]

PPT probably bought the fuck out of VIX

[Anonymous No.54291575]

>>54291530
literally giving money away to the Jews
>inb4 it's only $1
and they'll gladly take it from you and every other poor schmuck who thinks they can get rich in this market quickly and with low risk

[Anonymous No.54291579]

>>54291558
I think you mean bear trap

[Anonymous No.54291582]

>>54291487
>Globohomo never heard of VATs
LOL easier and makes shit more expensive
Even I can ruin this country better than them

[Anonymous No.54291587]

>>54291558
No, SPY $420 EOD!

[Anonymous No.54291589]

WTF? The last minute candle's supposed to be green!

Ramp it, you fucks!

[Anonymous No.54291599]

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

[Anonymous No.54291606]

Markets will bottom out around the time divvy kings like o hard crab for months. Markets will go up with prison stocks leading the way sometime around 2025 q1 after elections.

[Anonymous No.54291610]

>>54291530
NVDA 600 strike, JUNE 2023, highest open interest out of all the contracts, for less than a dime. Someone knows.

[Anonymous No.54291617]

>>54291599
Not checking

[Anonymous No.54291621]

I bought 660 soxs tomorrow will be a downward crab I bet

[Anonymous No.54291623]

indecision doji fuck off...

[Anonymous No.54291633]

>>54291599
We green

[Anonymous No.54291635]

>>54291610
thanks pal
>>54291575
it’s ok, they can’t win each time

[Anonymous No.54291638]

Bulls and bobos btfo. Fuckin kneel to the real puppeteer

[Anonymous No.54291640]

>>54291599
-16.91% for the day. Lost $5,000 unrealized.

[Anonymous No.54291649]

>>54291599
Sold my
GDXU
MARA
RIOT
CLSK
CWEB
YINN
from yesterday during 1st half of trading and flipped them for
BAC
SQ
WAL
PACW
FRC
DPST
BNKU
at the 2nd half of trading

[Anonymous No.54291654]

>>54291638
FUCK YOU

[Anonymous No.54291655]

>>54291599
Down 1%. Not bad considering yesterday I was up 8%.

[Anonymous No.54291656]

bobos.. mumus... we need to kneel to the true king... the crab

[Anonymous No.54291663]

>morning star on the daily chart
Alright
TOMORROW
We pump.

[Anonymous No.54291664]

>>54291558
>>54291579
You're both right. Look at SPY daily timeframe. We've chopped in this 410-380 zone for almost a year now

[4k No.54291670]

4k
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[Anonymous No.54291674]

>>54291638
facts
>>54291623
snibs candle
>>54291656
true final boss of this game

[Anonymous No.54291675]

>>54291599
another HUUUUGE day

[Anonymous No.54291676]

So is it time to but SOXL weeklies again? Or what's the play tomorrow? I've been out this last month, what buy? $5k

[Anonymous No.54291681]

lol broke even

[Anonymous No.54291698]

>>54291635
Good luck anon.

[Anonymous No.54291700]

>>54291599
why didnt i sell coin when it was above 80? missed out on like a $2000+ gain.

[Anonymous No.54291702]

Threadly reminder that dividends are irrelevant. If you want a bit of cash from your stocks, you can sell some.

[Anonymous No.54291704]

>For example, around Ely, fall food is scarce, so bears begin hibernating in September or October and remain in dens for 6 or 7 months until April.

>April at a Glance: Most bears leave their dens for good. Cubs get their first look at their new world. Mother bears continue to nurse and keep their den and cubs clean.

>APRIL: Snow usually melts and bears come out of their dens. Adult males are first to emerge from hibernation. Mothers with cubs come last.


You were warned

[Anonymous No.54291718]

>>54291676
Yes, SOXL puts

[Anonymous No.54291724]

>>54291638
Crabs always win baby

[Anonymous No.54291731]

>>54291599
+$22.90 thanks to KOLD which I should have held much longer and could have done again if not for the PDT rule.
>>54291526
This seems accurate.

[Anonymous No.54291733]

>>54291702
>sells all his shares
>has no shares left
Heh, I'll stick with my div stock, loser.

[Anonymous No.54291732]

>>54291407
Imagine the regret lol

[Anonymous No.54291734]

>>54291635
>it’s ok, they can’t win each time
they can when you buy options that have less than 0.1% of getting ITM
>>54291610
That's over a 100% increase on a $671.6B market capitalized company in less than 3 months. What are you trying to pull suggesting this, Moishe?

[Anonymous No.54291740]

>>54291599
>XLB: -0.14%
>XLC: 1.66%
>XLE: -1.41%
>XLF: -0.74%
>XLI: -0.26%
>XLK: 1.62%
>XLP: -0.4%
>XLRE: -0.57%
>XLU: -1.06%
>XLV: -0.21%
>XLY: -0.12%

>Me: -1.59%
>YTD: -4.24%

It's a shame that anti-semitism is prohibited, or I'd have something more to say regarding our beloved treasury secretary.

[Anonymous No.54291747]

>>54291425
going to buy a bunch of calls at open tomorrow.
get my free $1000

[Anonymous No.54291750]

>>54291704
https://journeynorth.org/tm/spring/BearYear.html
https://bearwise.org/what-bears-do-in-april/
https://bear.org/5-stages-of-activity-and-hibernation/

[Anonymous No.54291771]

>>54291704
Best market analysis I've seen in weeks.

[Anonymous No.54291775]

Anyone buy calls at the end? I got some RTX calls expiring next week. it was down today but the weekly and monthly charts are pretty damn consistent

[Anonymous No.54291780]

>>54291599
Not amazing, but pretty good.... all things considered

[Anonymous No.54291787]

>>54291676
NFLX or TTD, they just broke out of a multi-week price action squeeze, or hold onto it until TSLA opens/closes over 210

[Anonymous No.54291798]

>>54291734
He asked for penny options. This is not something you'd gamble serious money on since it's a lottery ticket. One contract only costs 10 dollars but the upside is insane.

[Anonymous No.54291811]

2 / 2 massive green days here

[Anonymous No.54291813]

>>54291599
IM WENT FROM HEEMED ALL WEEK TO GREEN I WANNA CRY

[Anonymous No.54291825]

>>54291599
i actually sat out today
had to watch my boywife's tv show

[Anonymous No.54291829]

BOA more like DOA

[Anonymous No.54291849]

>>54291287
How the fuck does TMF lose money when interest rates are down so much

[Anonymous No.54291855]

>>54291813
Hate that kinda stuff. Its like perfectly timing the worst point to buy because when it does go in your favor all you do is break even, if you sell.
>sell
You wouldve 2x if you didnt
>hold
You wouldve lost it all
Well it feels that way, doesn't mean it does that

[Anonymous No.54291857]

>>54291813
gj mate, sick gains, solid! Keep it up!

[Anonymous No.54291863]

>>54291599
Not great

[Anonymous No.54291877]

>>54291849
>20 year bonds

[Anonymous No.54291878]

>>54291825

[Anonymous No.54291883]

>>54291599
52.00

[Anonymous No.54291886]

>>54291798
I'd argue that there's a higher chance of hitting the lottery than NVDA doubling its market cap in 3 mons.
You're supposed to tell him not to waste his money

[Anonymous No.54291891]

why are they allowed to publish condemning research papers about companies while opening short positions on them at the same time?

[Anonymous No.54291904]

Phew, glad I held off on buying the BAC dip a few days ago

[Anonymous No.54291916]

COIN bros...did you slurp

[Anonymous No.54291918]

>>54291599
+6%, could've been more if I was watching all day

[Anonymous No.54291923]

>>54291891
they're not insiders, they can say w/e they want

[Anonymous No.54291929]

I took profit on my SOXL at $18.07 this morning

[Anonymous No.54291932]

>>54291886
NVDA did a 100% move in just the past three months anon you really think it can't get close to doing it again? You underestimate what this schizo market is capable of.

[Anonymous No.54291937]

>>54291878

[Anonymous No.54291939]

>high volume doji
Well i dunno wtf is going on here

[Anonymous No.54291962]

>>54291904
same

[Anonymous No.54291969]

>>54291883
wtf was that call trade. you got lucky as fuck

[Anonymous No.54291997]

>>54291610
what's even the detla on this?

[Anonymous No.54292020]

I bought a lot of bank stocks cause Mannarino said so, I'm in big trouble.

[Anonymous No.54292061]

>>54291969
Yeah seriously, the take profit went off just in time.. wish the take profit on the put wasn't there though

[Baggie !!ZjSn+Z2x8oV No.54292076]

>>54291798
>the upside is insane
>implying there is actually going to be any upside

[Anonymous No.54292075]

How can I profit off of the Trilateral Commission?

[Anonymous No.54292081]

>>54291610
Delete this shit

[Anonymous No.54292113]

>>54291186
GIS

[Anonymous No.54292130]

>>54285013
I just realised how stupid this anon is lmao. He thinks using either CUDA or CPU for SD means CUDA isn't needed. lmao. With CUDA you do an iteration in 0.2 seconds, with the CPU fallback it takes 30 seconds.

[Anonymous No.54292132]

>>54291932
Only after it lost 50% in market cap, anon. Don't be talmudic. You're talking about a 100% increase from its ATH

[Anonymous No.54292158]

>>54292075
buy cricket and pod futures

[Anonymous No.54292159]

>>54291610
I will kms if this happens.

If you buy this, you are betting on my life.

[Anonymous No.54292162]

Anons please help a retard out. Oxford industries has a better EPS and revenue than expected, yet the stock is down 6,5% since close. If the EPS and revenue are better than expected, why the hell does it keep dumping?

[Anonymous No.54292167]

>>54292162
bad guidance

[Anonymous No.54292173]

>>54292130
I just tried running it on an AMD azure server and it was literally fucking 27s/iteration. Absurd that anyone would doubt nvda right now

[Anonymous No.54292178]

>>54292167
Thanks anon, I'm new to trading sorry for being a dumbass

[Anonymous No.54292185]

GET READY FOR THE BLOW OFF TOP BEFORE THE CRASH, SPY WILL TOUCH 500 AND BTC WILL TOUCH 100K BEFORE WE GO BACK DOWN

[Anonymous No.54292196]

>US TREASURY SECRETARY YELLEN: REDUCED SUPPLY PRESSURES WILL EVENTUALLY LEAD TO LOWER INFLATION.
is she retarded?

[Anonymous No.54292201]

>>54291997
.0036

[Anonymous No.54292208]

>>54292185
impressive, very nice. is that your own elliott wave analysis?

[Anonymous No.54292219]

>>54291610
I have 100 to lose.. ty

[Anonymous No.54292245]

Recommend me a 3x bank ETF

[Anonymous No.54292252]

>>54292132
I've been trading this thing since it was $60 pre split. all time high prices don't mean anything. when it wants, it pumps so hard it's retarded.

[Anonymous No.54292256]

>>54292245
BNKU for fortresses, DPST for peasants

[Anonymous No.54292258]

>>54292196
yes. Companies with pricing power are using inflation as an excuse to expand their margins fueling more inflation

[Anonymous No.54292260]

Can we please stop pretending banks are in any real danger?

[Baggie !!hj3yBEONBr+ No.54292265]

Well tomorrow is my birthday, so I'm getting the fuck out of here and going to start celebrating. Have a good weekend everybody.

[Anonymous No.54292286]

>>54292258
well maybe expand their margins to increase their working capital

[Anonymous No.54292288]

>futures

[Anonymous No.54292290]

>>54292196
>Still pushing muh supply chains propaganda
KEK

[Anonymous No.54292335]

>>54292258
It's sad that we are going to look back at 2010 - 2019 as among the greatest decades to be alive, alongside the 1990s and 1950s. And we squandered it all away because of orange man bad, the China coof, George Floyd, and trannies.

[Anonymous No.54292365]

>>54291733
If you want sustainable income, then sell your shares at a sustainable rate, like 3% a year or something, instead of selling all your shares.

[Anonymous No.54292377]

>>54292335
Good times create weak men, anon. The cycle cannot be stopped.

[Anonymous No.54292388]

>>54292252
That's awesome. Hopefully you held, if so, you're probably doing pretty well. But in this environment, it's unthinkable. Only like 43 companies are putting up new ATHs right now and none of them have a market cap over $10B
https://www.tradingview.com/markets/stocks-usa/market-movers-ath/

>>54292288
ES1 still under 4000. don't get too excited chief, that's a high R/R zone

>>54292335
>we are going to look back at 2010 - 2019 as among the greatest decades to be alive
lol who is we? and in what way are those the greatest decades?

[Anonymous No.54292412]

Ba bada bada ba
Whatever happened to the dividend of T?
The MO man, Intel ... even JEPI?

How do I make a living here?
Somebody tell me please.
This bear world's confusing me.

With dumps as mean as you've ever seen
And MM's who know your tune
Then a little voice inside you whispers
'Kid don't sell your bags so soon!'

Everywhere you look
Everywhere you go
There's a stock
(There's a stock)
A stock to hold on to

[Anonymous No.54292424]

>>54292265
Will Gookfu finally let you fuck her

[Anonymous No.54292427]

>>54292335
King Nigger unironically was the greatest US president since decades.
Everything went to shit under Trump. He couldn't accomplish anything and brought us operation warp speed vaxxmaxxing and plandemic measures.
Post 2008 nowadays looks like a golden age.

[Anonymous No.54292428]

I knew I should have waited with shorting again. It was so obvious they would recover aftersession. ffs, DAXCOMPUTER YOU SON OF A BTICH

[Anonymous No.54292438]

I performed worse than the market today.

[Anonymous No.54292439]

>>54292130
Kek 6 hrs later and I'm still occupying space in your little brain. I know CUDA is better for now you tool, if you had read what I said in that thread with an IQ above 4 you would have seen that I said CUDA being the top dog now doesn't mean it will stay that way, things are already changing and that eventually open source will create something better, I even gave the example of iOS and how it was challenged within months by Android.

On reflection this whole line of logic of focusing on CUDA is dumb anyway, because it implies all AI work is happening only through CUDA, it's not and filth like you want to keep deluding everyone to pump your dumb stock. I mentioned that Nvidia is going to be superseded before long by better tech. People also thought Tesla was the only game in town when it came to electric cars, and they similarly helped pump Tesla to retarded levels before it came back down to earth.
Idk why this idea of new tech makes you people so assmad. The other retard I'm that retard was screeching that I'm against human progress lol. You're against open source code progress.

[Anonymous No.54292456]

>>54292427
Glownigger hands typed this

[Anonymous No.54292458]

>>54292288
Wholesome .webm

[Anonymous No.54292479]

>>54292196
>>54292258
>>54292290
The only FED pivot will be them switching from the ridiculous
>muh supply chain inflation pressure meme
to
>oopsie, maybe money printing has something to do with it, too
somewhen later during this decade.

[Anonymous No.54292494]

>>54292439
mate, openCL has been a thing since i was in uni.

[Anonymous No.54292499]

>>54292456
>trust the plan
>patriots in full control
>two more weeks
gfy

[Anonymous No.54292519]

>>54292494
Ok?
What's with the constant stream of non sequiturs from NVDA shills lol

[Anonymous No.54292534]

Sorry, but I don't invest in poor stocks. Your P/E has to be at least 30 or richer.

[Anonymous No.54292541]

>>54292439
The line of code you looked at did nothing to back up your case, it would have meant something if there was a fallback to something that runs on GPUs, instead it's either CUDA or everything a hundred times slower on CPU.

[Anonymous No.54292545]

>>54292427
Are you retarded or being blissfully ignorant on purpose?

[Anonymous No.54292548]

>>54292499
>Trump out of nowhere

[Anonymous No.54292554]

>we pump
>good
>we dump
>good
DCAing my way throught this clown market, even if we in a lost decade I won't stop buying every fucking dump
in god and my divies believe, inshallah brothers.

[Anonymous No.54292556]

>>54292439
If you don't have a specific actionable piece of information, it's pretty useless to make these assertions in the market. I mean, what do you plan to do with this? Short nvda?

[Anonymous No.54292567]

>>54292260
Can we stop pretending bank failures do to DEI governance is good for the economy?

[Anonymous No.54292574]

>>54292439
>The other retard in that thread was screeching
Wtf, that was some fucked up autocorrecting

[Anonymous No.54292577]

Baking.

[Anonymous No.54292586]

>>54292545
It’s a zoomer. Tons of them think it was a good period because they were children.

[Anonymous No.54292587]

>>54292519
>eventually open source will create something better
Open source has had 15 to try and catch up and NVDA still has majority mindshare and dev time and it's not even close.

[Anonymous No.54292604]

>>54292577
Checked

[Anonymous No.54292606]

fed just added 100 billion more to their balance sheet

[Anonymous No.54292620]

>>54292606
And that’s a good thing, and here’s why!

[Anonymous No.54292623]

>>54292586
I mean, I was in my 20s and it was great compared to the last 7 or so years

[Anonymous No.54292626]

>>54292606
Tiresome

[Anonymous No.54292636]

>>54292577
>wasnt a joke

[Anonymous No.54292645]

If stocks only go up over the long term and the market is forward looking then why isn't the S&P infinity? Heh, betcha didn't think of that.

[Anonymous No.54292661]

>>54292645
shut up dildo faggot whatever your name is

[Anonymous No.54292673]

>>54292645
That’s why they keep everyone guessing on whether or not it all falls apart. And that’s also why they reset earth every 10k years or so

[Anonymous No.54292688]

>>54292606
100 billion here, 100 billion there, sooner or later you're talking real money.

[Anonymous No.54292689]

>>54292556
Ok that's fair, but it's hardly a secret that there are already alternatives to CUDA, they're just not very good, which seems to be the main objection to them.
For example:
https://www.phoronix.com/news/Intel-Compute-Runtime-Xe-DRM

My assertion is that the better solutions are already under development.
Another implication here seems to be that people can't survive the next few months without a Nvidia GPU to do some life changing work. That's just not the case. Sure there will be people who want to get on board early but I think way too much has been read into the urgent demand for AI. Chatgpt doesn't need a Nvidia GPU to work LMAO.

[Anonymous No.54292704]

there's a variety pack of Oreos in the break room at work and i like to rescue the Golden Oreos from the nigger ones kek

[Anonymous No.54292706]

>a 1 year loan with 4% interest is QE
umm no not actually sweetie

[Anonymous No.54292719]

What to do when you are tilted and everything seems hopeless? Besides stopping trading

[Anonymous No.54292732]

>>54292586
Every zoomer knows the 90s were better than the shit they grew up in

[Anonymous No.54292733]

>>54292587
Most people just didn't care until recently though. So it almost doesn't matter that Nvidia have mindshare. Are you underestimating human progress? GitHub wasn't even a thing 15 years ago.

[Anonymous No.54292736]

>>54292689
Nvidia is in the same position Intel was 15 years ago. Competitors will break their moat.

Everybody wanted Intel for single-threaded workloads; now even real work is happening on ARM servers. It helps that datacenter pricing correlates more to energy costs than compute capacity these days.

[Anonymous No.54292738]

>>54292719
Take a long break from trading. Go for a walk. Do another hobby for a while. There are always opportunities, you can sit out for a bit if you aren't in the right state.

[Anonymous No.54292741]

>>54292704
you need help

[Anonymous No.54292746]

>>54292689
Stable Diffusion does, though, and will likely be the go to image generator for at least the remainder of the year. I suppose adobe rolled out Firefly, but i haven't seen any easy way to use that for webapp purposes. Nvda is a strong purchase for the foreseeable future, and they'll likely be investing heavily in ML tech to keep their lead. Choosing not to bet on them doesn't seem great, betting against them would be insane

[Anonymous No.54292747]

>>54292606
The shell game continues.

[Anonymous No.54292759]

damn i love spot, solid gainer
thank god for big-eyed dumb emasculated nigger cattle with no mp3s and no vlc with music in cloud Spotify and under lock andkey

[Anonymous No.54292762]

I NEED PLTR TO DO A 20X SO I CAN RETIRE WITHIN THE NEXT YEAR.

[Anonymous No.54292768]

Buying me some:
>TSN
>KDP
>HAS
>DEO
>MO
>BTI
>DOLE
>EBAY
>SHEL
>NTDOY
>SPY

And my risky penny shit, DCAing to 100 shares of each:
>FUBO
>LEV
>CGC

[Anonymous No.54292779]

>>54292741
I really do, do you have time to talk?

[Anonymous No.54292787]

>>54292779
That's what ChatGPT is for.

[Anonymous No.54292801]

>>54292741
Is he recruiting for the fourth reich? Count me in too

[Anonymous No.54292807]

>>54292746
>at least the remainder of the year
Kek. So Nvidia is only important until the end of the year. Gotcha.

[Anonymous No.54292818]

>>54292762
>PLTR
It's 2023, buddy.

[Anonymous No.54292842]

>>54292185
Funniest thing I’ve read today

[Anonymous No.54292851]

>>54292738
My broker put my account into reduce only mode for 90 days cause I'm degenerate gambler. Should I close my underwater nasdaq long?

[Anonymous No.54292858]

>>54292733
>Most people just didn't care until recently though
Open source prophets have been around forever. MIcrosoft is still a thing, Oracle is still a thing. Since there is no monetary incentive, open source receives very little dev time and its sole advantage to user is that it's free. NVDA doesn't charge licensing fees for CUDA so as long as they make the best GPUs there is literally no incentive for anyone to develop using other frameworks

[Anonymous No.54292869]

>>54292732
You're welcome to put your phone away and talk to anyone you want in person. Leave your computer in the den. You're aware that everyone high up in Silicon Valley (place) doesn't let their own kids have electronic media until they're practically adults?

[Anonymous No.54292882]

>>54292779
Hi. Let's talk about the golden oreo vs nigger oreo problem you have.

[Anonymous No.54292883]

>>54292606
Might as well just keep going at this point. No one even remotely believes they are trying to unwind.

[Anonymous No.54292891]

>>54292858
Room temp IQ tech-tourist comment. You people sound too much like Jim Cramer for me to take seriously.

[Anonymous No.54292892]

>>54292606
300 billion a week until morale improves

[Anonymous No.54292903]

>>54292869
Zoomers genuinely don't know any better

[Anonymous No.54292913]

>>54292891
i'm literally a tech worker buddy.

[Anonymous No.54292916]

Wasn't enough, clearly. The market wants a dump. I keep suspecting it's algos from 2022 fucking up and thinking March 2020 was a reasonable low, causing October 2022 lows, which current algos are using to think that we're too high.

[Anonymous No.54292937]

Is AI legal to develop under Sharia law?

[Anonymous No.54292963]

>>54292645
Net present value calculations create a discount rate for future dollars. A dollar in 5000 years is worthless to you, the longer someone makes you wait for money the less valuable it is, and thus you discount it. This is called a "future discounted" cash flow. So while the future value may go up linearly forever, the npv is a concave curved line that converges at an asymptote because the value of that money to you gets aggressively smaller each year you have to wait for it. That asymptote is what the market THINKS is the price.

[Anonymous No.54292966]

>>54292807
Anon are you making dumb posts on purpose?

[Anonymous No.54292977]

>>54292851
What the fuck, they can do that?! Yeah anon, get out of your positions and reevaluate your life. Maybe buy some index funds if you hate cash. Might be worth removing margin+options too.

[Anonymous No.54292978]

Another day, another new low for boil....these bags get heavier and heavier (or lighter) with each passing moment....I am doubting I will be able to break even at this point.

[Anonymous No.54292999]

>>54292937
That is... Actually a good question.

[Anonymous No.54293000]

>>54292586
What was bad about the 2010s? Iraq and Afghanistan wars were winding down. If you had a job housing and life in general was relatively cheap. Exceptionally low inflation. The biggest happenings of the decade were Casey Anthony, George Zimmerman, Las Vegas Shooter, and Orange Man. I dream of the 2010s over the hellscape we currently inhabit.

[Anonymous No.54293013]

>>54291518
>t. Retarded gambler zoomie
Have you ever heard of mutant fish? Because I have a stock for you.

[Anonymous No.54293024]

>>54292937
Why would it not be? I know nothing about Sharia law so I'm curious

[Anonymous No.54293030]

Shit... I don't have any lucky stock socks. No wonder I'm losing money

[Anonymous No.54293035]

>>54292937
Quran doesn't mention golems, so I think we're all good

[Anonymous No.54293047]

>>54291599
Up 1.15%
About $1,600

[Anonymous No.54293053]

>>54291599
made an ezpz 3.5k
still have runners left, hopefully a bit more tomorrow

[Anonymous No.54293064]

>>54293030
Wtf

[Anonymous No.54293068]

>>54292427
You weren't a working age adult under 0b0ng0. I can tell. It was misery. Trump was a breath of fresh air that lit up the economy and job markets. We went from being told we were a nation in decline by the president to being told we are going to make America great again. We went from businesses being taxed into the ground taking it out on wagies by not giving raises/bonus/not hiring and being told were lucky to even be employed to being given raises and being fought over by companies overnight. It was like a switch was flipped. I was never a republican or cared about corporate tax rates until I lived through that. You dumb fucking zoomers need another 2008 and 0b0ng0 to learn the fucking lesson. The left only makes everything they touch worse. You need to experience pain and you will because they left is bringing it right back and it's only just beginning.

[Anonymous No.54293094]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOWDNBu9DkU

This is pretty cool, a drone delivery company from Rwanda that's been in operation for 6 years. Wouldn't catch on in the US because of the teamwork and accuracy required, but it basically launches and does an air drop up to 75 miles away... it's privately traded which is fake and gay

[Anonymous No.54293095]

Why do people hate Nvidia?

[Anonymous No.54293096]

>>54293000
>"Good" economy running purely off of Barnanke's QE
>Only hot job market is Tech
>Took until like 2014 for it to actually feel like the recession was over
>Obamacare makes health care more expensive and mandates insurance, even Dems admit only salvageable thing from it was covering pre existing conditions
>Start of modern idpol shit and wokeism
>Occupy and Tea Party amounting to nothing
>Citizens United decision
>Gay Marriage decison
>Trannyism becoming mainstream
>Big Tech's rise to power and censorship
>Internet culture continuing to decline
>Popular Media in general stagnating, only TV briefly has a "golden age" before streaming wars
I could go on but it's not a good era, if we look back fondly at it it will be because shit has only gotten worse not genuine nostalgia

[Anonymous No.54293112]

>>54293094
>shill video
Looks like they want to go public and are in need of baggies

[Anonymous No.54293119]

cmon, i expect better from you /smg/. BOIL has high decay. we've talked about leveraged etf decay for things like SOXL and TQQQ and I know for those it isnt that bad but BOILS decay is way way higher so it has a noticeable effect. the meme of leverage etf decay is real with BOIL, do not hold it long.

[Anonymous No.54293124]

>>54293096
The insurance mandate is the biggest thing that still affects us today. It's like it was purposefully designed to utterly fuck over the middle class.

[Anonymous No.54293131]

>>54293095
lot of intel baggies coping

[Anonymous No.54293138]

>>54293095
i literally like nvdia and want to buy shares of the company, but i cant. like buying them at this valuation is the most retarded long term purchase you could make. its just a carcas to pump and dump and an AI name so

[Anonymous No.54293143]

>>54293119
you dont understand, the moment i sell is when boil rips up to 7 dollars again. i have to wait for a KOLD retracement so I can go into that

[Anonymous No.54293160]

>>54293112
But they have a working product and humans are often the biggest capital cost of any business. Imagine how much money AMZN would save if they used this sort of thing. I know they already have some drones, but they're kinda shitty

[Anonymous No.54293162]

>>54291387
I'm starting to see that it's a dead end trade for the foreseeable time due to Europe. I think to at least minimize losses you *might* can still average down into the lowest lows you can spot, then sell any modest pumps, and also work some KOLD, but the more I learn about the Euro situation, the less likely it seems for any sort of "major pump".

*That being said*, there will come a time when the situation will switch up, and by the time retail gets informed the yeast will have already raised the dough a good bit. It's a tough call. I think I'm going to start moving towards OIL without the B.

[Anonymous No.54293176]

>>54293138
Why didn't you buy it in October

[Anonymous No.54293189]

>>54293095
poors priced out of nvidia gpus or stock, take ur pic

[Anonymous No.54293193]

>>54293160
AMZN already tried and gave up drones.

[Anonymous No.54293225]

>>54293095
NVDA is outperforming into brand new ATHs while the entire world market shits itself into a recession. It's a superior stock and people are mad they missed the SQUOZ.

[Anonymous No.54293291]

>>54293162
I should add to the OIL remark that I'm not expecting anything sudden, a quick trade, but rather more into 2nd half. I also still see a good chance for *smaller* movements in natural gas, but there's a lot of downward pressure that any upward movements will be working against.

[Anonymous No.54293305]

my BOIL average is $3.97, am I gona make it?

[Anonymous No.54293306]

>>54292258
>Companies with pricing power are using inflation as an excuse to expand their margins
any companies posed to grow off this? besides general mills (GIS)

[Anonymous No.54293328]

>>54293305
Boil is going under 1 dollar so no. I need to capitulate half of my position and go into KOLD as that is the only way to go for the next 30 years

[Anonymous No.54293329]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.54293339]

>>54293095
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OF_5EKNX0Eg
They've always been shit. I'm surprised no one mentions their leaking GPUs, shitty drivers, anti community stance, and overheating anymore. Well I'm sure they do mention it, just not in this shill thread. Why do you even think AMD picked up so much momentum recently?
Nvidia is trash

[Anonymous No.54293373]

Can I get a second opinion on Raytheon (RTX)? The price action looks predictable, seems to move independent of the market. Thinking about buying Calls

[Anonymous No.54293379]

>>54293193
Their in-house robotics is still pretty good.
The delivery shit however needs more than just electric trucks and fancy drones, they need actual fucking customers and spending. The growth argument for AMZN seems just as flat as before Covid. On the AI fad? they seem to be putting money into huggingfaces and stuff so at least they'll be 3rd wheel to Alphabet and Microsoft (if not already second).

[Anonymous No.54293380]

Bros, what should I dare her to do?

[Anonymous No.54293384]

>>54293329
Holy shit, wtf is that? I would do a chargeback on my broker holy shit

[Anonymous No.54293386]

>>54293339
i had amd gpu and had non stop issues with it. did a few rmas and still always problems. had 3 gpus and all not working pieces of shit. one worked decently till a bearing came off.
Hdmi port broke on all of them if it wasnt broken already so no double screens.. constant crashing.

I switched to nvidia and have had zero problems so far.

[Anonymous No.54293390]

Can someone explain to me why consumer prices on natural gas are soaring while the trading price of natural gas is so low?

[Anonymous No.54293397]

>>54293384
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com/

[Anonymous No.54293410]

Still holding my FRC shares in the low 20's. Take it to $0 and take the banking system with it, see if i give a shit. No stop loss, suck my dick bobo, we'll see who gets the last laugh.

[Anonymous No.54293423]

>>54293390
way of the road brother

[Anonymous No.54293429]

>>54293373
I can't hold these eggs pattern, wait to buy

[Anonymous No.54293434]

>>54293423
you lied to the guy in the chair

[Anonymous No.54293438]

>>54293397
yeah I know but what's the ticker?

[Anonymous No.54293447]

>>54293386
>>54293339
I had a 6950xt and wanted to stick to AMD this time around, but nvidia really stuck the knife in them with AI taking off. Anything else besides raster is just cope from AMD baggies. I ended up picking up a 4090 and will be hard for me to go back.

[Anonymous No.54293455]

>>54293390
Because the gas Jews are enjoying buying low and selling high.

[Anonymous No.54293461]

>>54293429
kek

[Anonymous No.54293463]

>>54293438
SCHW, says top left in pic

[Anonymous No.54293471]

>futures

[Anonymous No.54293475]

>>54293380
Dare her be your E wife

[Anonymous No.54293476]

>>54293124
Fun fact: That dipshit Paul Ryan got the penalty for not having insurance reduced to $0, but not canceled. It was part of the tax cuts Trump signed.

[Anonymous No.54293486]

>>54293305
Unironically yes. The lowest BOIL will go is $3.50 and then we get brighter days ahead. Don't listen to the doomers. They don't even have a short position on BOIL because they're scared.

[Anonymous No.54293487]

>>54293305
It's going to do *something* in the Summer, and a little more in the Fall/Winter, but the questions are how much, and from what bottom.

[Anonymous No.54293491]

Oil go back up.
Thanks.

[Anonymous No.54293509]

>FRC
Unironically it's time to sell. It's a slow bleed like Credit Suisse until sale to 1-2 dollars.

[Anonymous No.54293522]

>>54293491
Sorry, that would reignite inflation. Instead we're going to SPR dump on your ass next month until WTI hits 50.

[Anonymous No.54293536]

I sold FRC $5.00 puts. Thoughts on it going to 0?

[Anonymous No.54293542]

>they didnt buy jd dot com
STAY
POOR RACISTS

[Anonymous No.54293547]

>>54293094
I think it works for them because they're sending it to rural areas that would otherwise be a huge pain to send a truck for emergency shipments.

Imagine trying to do this for a suburban area, you'd need the drone to hold 10-20 packages. But you'd also need pinpoint accuracy, if you miss their front porch the odds of it getting stolen are even higher.

[Anonymous No.54293570]

>>54293328
>>54293305
>>54293328
>>54293305
>>54293143

naturalgasintel.com keeps predicting 1.97 (on the futes contract) as an absolute bottom. I bought at 2.27, will buy again at 2.17 and 2.07. The roll decay is real, but that doesn't change the fact that macro is also incredibly bearish right now. Any sustained drawdown in supply will send this thing flying back up at least $6.

[Anonymous No.54293581]

>>54293509
i looked back at 2008 and remembered even the ones that recovered didn't exactly impress in terms of return from the bottom. banks are shitty overall, they're more like a vestigial appendage of pre internet era than anything.

[Anonymous No.54293585]

>>54293509
Enjoy your contagion, then. Might be fun to watch the global financial system collapse in my lifetime.

[Anonymous No.54293589]

>>54293486
The only thing I'm scared of it in that regard is PDT and GFV. At this point I'm just not going to hold *anything* overnight, generally, but now I have to wait for trades to settle. I'm introducing new methods/techniques into my repertoire after learning experience within these market conditions and with consideration to the seriousness of the need to protect my investment capital. I made a few stupid moves thus far, and thankfully a few smart ones, but not yet to the point where the smart has outweighed the stupid. All of it has taught and I adjust accordingly. You might want to do some deeper looking into the global natural gas situation. Europe might run completely out of storage space by August and the prices should continue to trend downward, and remain in contango.

[Anonymous No.54293622]

I MISSED ANOTHER MILK FUTURES TRADE FUCKING FUCK! I WILL NEVER GET TO RECEIVE MY PHYSICAL MILK DELIVERY OUT OF ONE OF THESE MILK TRUCKS. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Anonymous No.54293626]

>>54293570
>Any sustained drawdown in supply
That's the thing, Euro storage will reach absolute full capacity by August, and more production is coming online in Mexico and wherever the other was, Texas or such.

[Anonymous No.54293645]

new

>>54291321
>>54291321
>>54291321

[Anonymous No.54293651]

>>54293622
Did someone say milktruck?

[Anonymous No.54293654]

Haha igmi

[Anonymous No.54293663]

>>54293645
>over 2 hours old
Buddy.... that's a "recycle", not "new"

[Anonymous No.54293668]

[Anonymous No.54293685]

>>54293626
https://www.naturalgasintel.com/natural-gas-futures-pare-losses-early-as-eia-storage-report-seen-as-inflection-point/

See how the weekly storage volume is approaching 5-year max? Producers will not let it go above that line. They will cut production when it does to ensure future profits.

[Anonymous No.54293698]

>>54293668
caesar in the freezer doesn't rhyme

[Anonymous No.54293702]

>>54293651
What the fuck is that? This thing couldn't possibly fulfill physical delivery of even a micro contract. Go bring me the upgraded model NOW!

[Anonymous No.54293708]

>>54293698
Are you retarded? Say it out loud bud

[Anonymous No.54293727]

>>54293708
https://translate.google.com/?sl=it&tl=la&text=caesar&op=translate

[Anonymous No.54293730]

>>54293663
It's a turnkey operation

[Anonymous No.54293750]

>>54293668
statue in the same storage container as a cashew?

[Anonymous No.54293770]

>>54293727
So you are retarded. Good to know. I’m having a seizure from seeing ceased in the freezer.

[Anonymous No.54293795]

>>54293685
That makes sense, but at what point does it start to translate into prices rising substantially when there's already such a major glut on the global level? There will *always* be gas getting used, but it seems it will be quite the while before it's too the point that it will start getting *needy* for production, mostly thanks to Europe getting stocked up for a Winter due to Russia, but not really needing it so much. Then you also have the fact that the central banks are intentionally putting downward pressure on essentially *everything* and there will be some disinflationary effects in the mix.

[Anonymous No.54293807]

>>54293770
c. 1300, cesen, "stop moving, acting, or speaking; come to an end," from Old French cesser "come to an end, stop, cease; give up, desist," from Latin cessare "cease, go slow, give over, leave off, be idle,"

"an emperor, a ruler, a dictator," late 14c., cesar, from Cæsar, originally a surname of the Julian gens in Rome, elevated to a title after Caius Julius Caesar (100 B.C.E.-44 B.C.E.) became dictator; it was used as a title of emperors down to Hadrian (138 C.E.).

[Anonymous No.54293817]

>>54293698
esl anon...

[Anonymous No.54293824]

>>54293328
>>54293305
Boil will reverse split soon and heem you all over again.

[Anonymous No.54293826]

>>54293817
>mispronouncing foreign words means ur not esl

[Anonymous No.54293829]

>>54293807
Doubling down on being an autistic retard doesn’t garner you support from me dipshit. Sorry you don’t have rhythm or rhyme. I heard you could pay 200$ to take a class on how to read a thesaurus

[Anonymous No.54293845]

>>54293826
Dumb ass. Post your portfolio so Me and my roommate can laugh even more
>it’s a cessen

[Anonymous No.54293848]

>>54293829
thats fucking rich coming from the guy buying long calls on uvxy

[Anonymous No.54293866]

>>54293848
I made money. Making me more rich, yea.and I know what rhymes with Cesar. Keep being a dipshit and I’ll continue responding.

[Anonymous No.54293870]

>>54293845
underage confirmed
tell me when you blow up babbys first account
>>54293829
>Sorry you don’t have rhythm or rhyme
and you're nonwhite too LOL

[Anonymous No.54293888]

>>54293870
So you arent white? That’s why you are so autistic and stupid. I kinda feel bad that you honestly are that stupid.

[Anonymous No.54293910]

>>54293870
How much money you lose today? I bet you thought you were a smarty pants like me. And found ipout the hard way how pathetically inept no stupid you really were.

[Anonymous No.54293915]

>>54293536
You sold an option with an implied 40% daily volatility. To put that in perspective, the price of the contract assumes that over 3 days, about 2 of the days you’re going to see moves of 20% or more, in one of the days you expect to see moves of 40% or more. Once every 20 days, you expect to see a move of 80% or more. Your bet assumes that this is overestimating the volatility of the stock, so you should really be telling ME that Einstein.

[Anonymous No.54293948]

>>54293795
>There will *always* be gas getting used, but it seems it will be quite the while before it's too the point that it will start getting *needy* for production, mostly thanks to Europe getting stocked up for a Winter due to Russia, but not really needing it so much
You're exactly right about why it's so low right now, but you're missing the point of this play. BOIL bulls aren't looking for a gas shortage, we're looking for a trend toward the norm as ripples of 2022 fade. BOIL traded at $40 IN THE MIDDLE OF THE PANDEMIC. Half of that is already a 6x compared to current prices.

[Anonymous No.54293971]

>>54293386
>a bearing came off.
>Hdmi port broke on all of them
LMAO this has nothing to do with AMD, you fucking retard. also, take care of your shit, coonsumer

[Anonymous No.54294111]

>>54293702
You think you can handle it?

[Anonymous No.54294656]

>>54293948
Yeah, I get that, but because of the way the BOIL price is formulated you can't really think of it in comparative to itself terms like that. It's relative only to its formula with the contracts and the amounts in relation to those contracts is fairly apparently not 1:1 over time. It doesn't work in any way like a long stock position, in that sense.

[Anonymous No.54295667]

>>54293915
I thought the listed IV on options was the annualized volatility?

[Anonymous No.54295743]

>>54293536
how far out is the real question. seems like they are openly admitting $3.00 is a generous target. I doubt it will hit $5 tomorrow but if you were in those juicy 4/21 puts...that's another story.