/smg/ 2008 Music Repeat market.

[Anonymous No.54290181]

Trying hard not to rally but they talk so loud
Their bullish sounds fill my ears, try to fill me with doubt
Yet I know that their goal is to keep me from falling, hey, oh
But nothing's greater than the rush of it' falling
Yet everyone around me thinks that I'm going crazy
Maybe, maybe

But I don't care what they say
I'm ALL IN
They try to rally me away, but they don't know the truth
My heart's crippled by the vein that I keep on shorting
I cut the bulls and they just

Keep bleeding, keep, keep bleeding red
I keep bleeding, I keep, keep bleeding red
Keep bleeding, keep, keep bleeding red
Keep Bleeding.. Keep Bleeding... Keep Bleeding.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vzo-EL_62fQ&list=PLD923501B7B06DBB1

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[Anonymous No.54290215]

UVXY

[Anonymous No.54290266]

Black Monday coming

[Anonymous No.54290268]

[Anonymous No.54290271]

We can't close red b-because, OK?!

[Anonymous No.54290273]

>>54290181
>2008 Music Repeat
Retard

[Anonymous No.54290278]

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[Anonymous No.54290284]

>>54290181
I'm afraid I don't hear the music, just...... silence.

[Anonymous No.54290292]

Are we going back up yet

[Anonymous No.54290294]

>>54290271
Nasdaq is still green

[Anonymous No.54290295]

Not a real /smg/ thread without the links

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Foreign thread

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[Anonymous No.54290300]

Mumu had a nice morning, didn't he? I wonder where that silly old cow is now.
On the other hand, I should make myself something to eat. I'm thinking... steak

[Anonymous No.54290301]

*farts softly on your stock market*
oops... was that me? so sorry moomoo my little baby.

[Anonymous No.54290306]

why the fuck cant i set a stop loss on my mobile fidelity app? i have to use the website or atp?

[Anonymous No.54290308]

awfully quiet now, mumu

[Anonymous No.54290310]

Not a real /smg/ thread without the links

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Foreign thread

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[Anonymous No.54290311]

>>54290295
>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

[Anonymous No.54290318]

retail department stores are getting absolutely heemed, jesus christ

[Anonymous No.54290320]

>>54290266

[Anonymous No.54290331]

i don't want to go back to that place again
nothing will ever be the same again
never even cared if it's fake, pretend
maybe you can show me what it takes to end, forever

[Anonymous No.54290339]

>>54290295
Your autism is really coming through on this post. It’s palpable over the fiber-optic lines, through the transistors, in the very photoreceptors of my eyes.

[Anonymous No.54290346]

Sure feels good to be out of BOIL for now.

[Anonymous No.54290353]

It hasn't even begun has it?

[Anonymous No.54290356]

ANDDDDD WERE BACK

[Anonymous No.54290358]

Over the weekend we will find out that UBS has backed out, so credit Suisse folds, and deutsche bank folds as well

[Anonymous No.54290360]

>>54290346
The gigabrain play was KOLD so you're directly against Rocker.

[Anonymous No.54290364]

I bought tlt

[Anonymous No.54290369]

AM I AWAKE OR DO I DREAM?
THE STRANGEST PICTURES I HAVE SEEN

[Anonymous No.54290379]

The banks, the entire financial system, have full blown AIDs. RUN!

This is financial advice.

[Anonymous No.54290385]

>>54290358
More like DOUCHE Bank ahahahahhaha

[Anonymous No.54290387]

I can't just buy into KOLD into a 5% up day. I need some kind of retracement so I can sell off some of my BOIL stock and go into KOLD

[Anonymous No.54290389]

>>54290353
If $2T (trillion) of Fed liquidity can’t pump the market then nothing can. There is nothing stopping us from heading to 2019 lows. The banks are FUCKED

[Anonymous No.54290391]

>>54290385

[Anonymous No.54290394]

I have a $25 WMT giftcard. Walmart. I need the most Jewyy people / old white penny-pinching boomers in this thread to recommend me items to get from WMT. Are there any food items they have that are really bang for your buck? I live with two other grown chubby men so I'm looking for foodstuff deals that WMT has that are competitive with COST (Costco) because we already get a lot of our food from Costco

[Anonymous No.54290395]

Why are we dumping? Should I get 397 spy calls?

[Anonymous No.54290396]

>>54290360
Oh I sure do wish I would have held KOLD for a lot longer than I did, I'd be net positive altogether right now.

[Anonymous No.54290403]

>>54290356
Yeah, back to dumping.

[Anonymous No.54290404]

Breakdown, go ahead, give it to me
Breakdown, honey take me through the night
Breakdown, now I'm standing here, can you see?
Breakdown, it's alright
It's alright
It's alright

[Anonymous No.54290406]

>>54290358

[Anonymous No.54290411]

>>54290395
I DON'T KNOW

[Anonymous No.54290413]

>>54290395
Buy a 300 put

[Anonymous No.54290414]

>>54290389
WE NEED THE FED TO ANNOUNCE ONLY WOMEN, TRANNIES, AND POC ARE ALLOWED TO BE EMPLOYED IT'S THE ONLY CHANCE TO SAVE THE AMERICUNT ECONOMY

[Anonymous No.54290415]

>>54290346
I will literally hold BOIL until 0 if I have to. I will not be made a fool of in this general. I will not sell for a loss.

[Anonymous No.54290420]

Daily reminder: bank failures are not bullish
Daily reminder: we warned you
Daily reminder: the bank failures are just the tip of the iceberg
Daily reminder: we warned you about the rest of the iceberg, too.

[Anonymous No.54290422]

buddy...

[Anonymous No.54290425]

>>54290394
I use my MSFT Edge/Bing Rewards Walmart gift cards to buy 8 lb bags of GV pintos!

[putsRnotDaWae No.54290426]

>>54290389
You're telling me i'll get to slurperino the NASDAQERINO at under 7000? That will be a delicious slurp indeed my fellow redditor.

[Anonymous No.54290427]

>>54290415
but you only bought like 5 shares who cares?

[Anonymous No.54290432]

THATS A BIG SHAKEOUT

[Anonymous No.54290431]

>>54290415
holding 5 shares of BOIL is not hard when they are worth $100..

[Anonymous No.54290433]

>>54290425
Fuck yeah, canned beans sound like a good idea.

[Anonymous No.54290446]

>>54290427
>>54290431
You turds, I have 150 shares.

[Anonymous No.54290449]

>>54290415
>i will not be made a fool

bruh.............................we crossed that point a LONG fucking time ago

[Anonymous No.54290452]

VVIX.

VIX

You Didn't Notice.

But The Monkeys Are Howling.

The Eye Of The Looking Glass.

When. VVIX. Approaches. The Naughty Naughty.

You. Stop. Selling. Puts. The. Forest. Goes. Quiet. You. Just. Run. Stop. VRP. Harvesting. The. Harvesters. Died. You. Didn't. Pay. Attention. To. VVIX.

I warned everyone here: >>>>>>>>/biz/thread/S51641445#p51642379

But no one listened.

The howling will keep continuing.

And that's when you will wish you had. Listened.


Look At VIX. You idiots. It's Happening.

[Anonymous No.54290456]

>>54290420
>But the Yidtanic is unsinkable bro, just print more money and shovel it into the furnace!!

[Anonymous No.54290459]

>Mumu’s still didn’t take the relief rally and contributed to exit liquidity

[Anonymous No.54290469]

>>54290426
It’s quite simple, my silly mumu. If the QE money rolls off the balance sheet and interest rates continue to climb then all the gains made on the back of these things will disappear.

[Anonymous No.54290472]

Jewish pump just on cue.

God I hate them.

[Anonymous No.54290475]

Laughing at the people who have to deal with K-1's this tax season.

[Anonymous No.54290476]

Need QQQ to go to 300 by middle of next week or else my QQQ puts begin to look a bit rough.

[Anonymous No.54290479]

pictured is a representation of my trading state of mind. i will not be perturbed.

[Anonymous No.54290483]

>>54290420

[Anonymous No.54290484]

>>54290415
Like I said, may the LORD GOD Almighty be with you! I legit do root for you and am actively watching for what I think to be my spot to jump back in.

[Anonymous No.54290485]

>>54290446
Oh sorry... Your shares are worth $150.

Got it.

[Anonymous No.54290489]

>>54290420
The comparison between current situation and market volatility from before covid is wild. Market used to dump on concerns about slightly unstable trade relations with China, meanwhile inflation was good, Fed had just taken back all 2018 hikes. Now, Fed is hiking, inflation is rising, banks are failing, lol so we keep trying to pump it then???

[Anonymous No.54290488]

>>54290475
Oh no, they have to...wait an extra month? And pay if they're gambling in IRAs. How horrible.

[Anonymous No.54290490]

How will this affect the market trajectory?

[Anonymous No.54290492]

>>54290449
>>54290415
I would say the moment was when Rocker was long RYCEY bagholding until finally capitulating almost a year later for a big loss, during the peak mania of bull market, where you could throw darts at a dartboard and any stock was rallying 10%+ in a day

[Anonymous No.54290493]

IF NOBODY GOT ME I KNOW PLUNGE PROTECTION TEAM GOT ME

[putsRnotDaWae No.54290494]

>>54290469
The balance sheet will not drop another $500B, they will pivot to QE once the economy starts breaking. Bullchads will always be winners, bobos will always be losers.

[Anonymous No.54290495]

the joos are back

[Anonymous No.54290497]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.54290498]

DPST NOT CRASHING FOR 2 TICKS
I SAW IT WITH MY OWN EYES

[Anonymous No.54290500]

sticks and stones in my body
i close my eyes, i want to leave my body
i feel like i'm dying
close my eyes and i'm flying

[Anonymous No.54290501]

>>54290472
> WUT IS ZERO DEE TEE EEE

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

BNKU/DPST/FRC/WAL/PACW MOOOOOONING

[Anonymous No.54290508]

[Anonymous No.54290511]

FRC BROS

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT???

[Anonymous No.54290516]

>>54290433
>canned
That is far less bang for buck than bags. Soak em all night, simmer for 3 hrs.

[Anonymous No.54290524]

>>54290490
Shouldn't that metal cage have are least penis form?
Why does it end flat?

[Anonymous No.54290525]

>Power hour hits
>Bots smash dat mf buy button
Nice.

[Anonymous No.54290530]

>>54290501
>BAC
BAC
>BAC
BAC

NEWS??? WHERE'S THE BLOODY NEWS

[Anonymous No.54290531]

JHEQX. I know it's Jamie Dimon doing this.


It's Dimon's collar trade. They don't know about the JPM Collar. Look at the SPX put volga shock.

[Anonymous No.54290532]

I could have made so much more but honestly was playing a dangerous game lul

[Anonymous No.54290533]

>>54290490
source?

[Anonymous No.54290535]

>>54290433
If you're really jewmoding then canned beans are a ripoff. You can get a 1lb bag of dry beans equivalent to 6 cans of beans for the same price as 2 cans of beans. Plus dry beans don't have as much of the petroplastic poisons that come from the can lining.

[Anonymous No.54290536]

>>54290403
You were saying?

[Anonymous No.54290548]

>>54290494
They just added $2T in available liquidity to the balance sheet and it didn’t pump markets. They already pivoted and you have nothing to show for it.

[Anonymous No.54290547]

lmao
this market is hillarious

[Anonymous No.54290552]

>>54290495
>>54290508
>>54290511

[Anonymous No.54290561]

BUDDY! LOOK AT WALMART COMPUTER!!

[Anonymous No.54290563]

>>54290552
They're just trolling news parsing bots at this point.

[Anonymous No.54290565]

>>54290552
Yellen IS the FDIC.

[putsRnotDaWae No.54290568]

BOBOID ARE YOU OK? BOBOID ARE YOU OK? BOBOID ARE YOU OK? BOBOID ARE YOU OK? BOBOID ARE YOU OK? BOBOID ARE YOU OK? BOBOID ARE YOU OK? BOBOID ARE YOU OK? Fucking stupid nigger faggots, we are so back.

[Anonymous No.54290570]

[Anonymous No.54290571]

>>54290511
…and it’s gone

[Anonymous No.54290572]

JESUS CHRIST THIS MARKET IS GOD DAMN INSANE I'M FUCKING LOSING MY SHIT HERE I CAN'T HANDLE IT ANYMORE I'M GOING TO FUCKING POP MY BRAIN IS CRUSHING THE MOTHERFUCKING UNIVERSE TRYING TO COMPREHEND THE MOVEMENTS OF THE MARKET TODAY AND IT'S FAILING

[Anonymous No.54290575]

>>54290552
FUCK THAT STUPID CUNT

[Anonymous No.54290577]

i feel like both sides are ready to capitulate. they are really putting us through the fucking wringer on this one

[Anonymous No.54290578]

JANET YELLEN THAT BITCH RALLIED THE BOUNCE. or it's because of the 200 moving day...

If we don't close below the 200 moving day it's over for bears.

[Anonymous No.54290581]

>>54290571

[Anonymous No.54290580]

>>54290492
You know what's funny? Even if I still held RYCEY today 3 years later, I'd still be underwater on the stock.

[Anonymous No.54290583]

>>54290568
Yes, just fine, thank you for asking

[Anonymous No.54290588]

[Anonymous No.54290591]

I am so fucking excited to go to WMT for the first time in over like 2 years. I'm going to see white people there, goddamn. I imagine I'll see philipinos and some mexicnas there as well. but it should be mostly whiteoids there. it will be so fucking exciting. I feel patriotic today

[Anonymous No.54290594]

>Bank of England has raised rates to 2008 highs

[Anonymous No.54290597]

>>54290577
no you get it. This is how you really kill inflation without bringing the house of cards down.

BY CRABBING MUMU AND BOBO to death kekekekeke

[Anonymous No.54290599]

>>54290568
This kind of posting reeks of desperation. Grasping at any glimmer of hope like a panicky, drowning man

[Anonymous No.54290601]

>>54290552
Fucking!

[Anonymous No.54290603]

>>54290389
>If $2T (trillion) of Fed liquidity can’t pump the market then nothing can
I dont think they used that liquidity desu. It was just "available".

[Anonymous No.54290604]

>>54290580
It's okay, you were still green around the ears back then
you redeemed yourself with the satellite inside info

[Anonymous No.54290611]

Reminder: That nigga Yellen only has $175b in her checking account. And she got bills to pay, keeds to feed.

[Anonymous No.54290616]

>>54290594
Doesn't matter they already bailed out gilts last year. The printing is outdoing the rate hiking.

[Anonymous No.54290619]

>>54290588
Tom Lee says this cat can bounce to 4500. Retard strength is a thing...

[Anonymous No.54290621]

>>54290594
Don't care about novopakistan you fag. Stop posting irrelevant countries. Itt doesn't even discuss jermani or nihon or xeno

[Anonymous No.54290626]

the daily RSI on JWN hit 6 today. retailers trading like they're being bank run.

[Anonymous No.54290625]

>>54290524
See here:
https://twitter.com/choco_lateP/status/1596861656985763841
>>54290533
https://twitter.com/choco_lateP/status/1638933960318423040

[Anonymous No.54290634]

>>54290604
It's just a cautionary tale. People need to know that bagholding can be years long of you aren't careful and sometimes it's smart to cut your losses early.

[Anonymous No.54290640]

>>54290594
Time is a flat circle, we have been here before, we will do this again

[Anonymous No.54290641]

>>54290619
Tommy Lee is a shitty drummer and he doesn't know nothing about no markets.

[Anonymous No.54290642]

>>54290594
Pussied out and copied the FED (again) and only raised it 25bps despite inflation going up last month and still being above 10%

[Anonymous No.54290645]

>>54290603
LOL. LIKE A KEK, MUMU WAS AROUSED BY THE MERE MENTION OF $2T IN LIQUIDITY TO PUMP HIS FAKE AND GAY MARKET.

[Anonymous No.54290651]

>What do you call this pattern?

[Anonymous No.54290653]

>>54290181
pic related

[Anonymous No.54290655]

>>54290572
Line is going down no matter the times it goes up, simple as.

[Anonymous No.54290659]

>>54290626
Nordstrom appeals to exactly the sort of people who keep over $250k in checking accounts. ROST and KSS aren't nearly that down bad.

[Anonymous No.54290661]

WHY ARE WE CRASHING? QRD? I'M IN GERMANY, DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU BURGERS ARE DOIGN AGAIN, IM SHORT

[Anonymous No.54290665]

p-power hour...

[Anonymous No.54290672]

>>54290651
Scamwick

[Anonymous No.54290673]

>>54290651
The "GET ME OUT OF HERE" pattern

[Anonymous No.54290674]

>>54290651
The steggosaurus

[Anonymous No.54290677]

>>54290651
the ghoul pattern

[Anonymous No.54290679]

>>54290181
>crash
>+0.11%
why is /smg/ retarded?

[Anonymous No.54290680]

>all these cope rallies
It is so, so going to crash. I’m not ready bros. I just don’t want to lose my house.

[Anonymous No.54290684]

>>54290490
>>>/lgbt/
Or
>>>/d/
Please

[Anonymous No.54290685]

>>54290651
In crypto, they call it "Funds are safu".

[Anonymous No.54290693]

>>54290679
you don't understand. if it goes down a little more it's literally over and if it goes up more we're literally back.

[Anonymous No.54290702]

>>54290626
recession trade is on looks like
it is a wild move, and thank you for drawing attention it
Macy's, Kohls, Dillards, Nordstrom all getting crushed
WMT is holding in there, rotation to defensives & consumer staples

[Anonymous No.54290705]

>>54290651
“lost one year’s worth of SOXL gains ($9 avg)” pattern

[Anonymous No.54290706]

>>54290679
Well we were up like 2% on the day.

[Anonymous No.54290707]

>>54290659
M and GPS are the two I looked at. ROST is almost a buy, KSS is as shit as GPS/M/JWN.

[Anonymous No.54290708]

>>54290651
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgRLlqEvOT8

[Anonymous No.54290710]

>>54290651
No refunds

[Anonymous No.54290712]

Where’s that little “PutAreNotDaeWae” fag?

I wasn’t done tormenting him.

[Anonymous No.54290718]

I bought some SIMO today. Kind of sad that the only compelling plays at this point are arbitrage gambles.

[Anonymous No.54290722]

>>54290181
Dubs and I buy SQQQ calls for next way OTM

[Anonymous No.54290724]

YELLEN PUMP MY BAGS

[Anonymous No.54290725]

IMAGINE thinking that you won't see a 2000 SPX handle ever again

[putsRnotDaWae No.54290727]

>>54290712
I'm right here, boboid. You chinless 2 inch dicked balding loser.

[Anonymous No.54290730]

>>54290532
You're fucking mental

[Anonymous No.54290735]

>>54290679
shut up faggot.


YELLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[Anonymous No.54290732]

Come on, come ON
I got a BIG PILE of CASH
And and INCREASINGLY LARGE BONER to match
Give me AN ECONOMIC DISASTER
I will DRINK the BLOOD OF THE MARKET like a VAMPIRE

[Anonymous No.54290736]

>>54290552
Don't believe her lies.
>>54290621
>novopakistan
Good morning, sir

[Anonymous No.54290741]

>>54290651
See
>>54290588

[Anonymous No.54290749]

>bought the dip
>maxed out roth ira
>its still going down
NOT FUCKING FUNNY

[Anonymous No.54290757]

>>54290651
niggas in paris

[Anonymous No.54290759]

dollar up while there is simultaneously flight to safety panic buying of bonds
no bueno

[Baggie !!9NOaXHt64tF No.54290760]

>>54290735
Fuck you, you fucking jew trusting nigger lover

[Anonymous No.54290761]

>>54290702
no problem, anon. I think too many people focus only on what tech/SPY is doing while I've always focused on what the cyclicals are doing.

[putsRnotDaWae No.54290763]

>>54290725
After this week you'll never seen SPX below 4000 again.

[Anonymous No.54290766]

>>54290679
because it's struggling to break past these resistant levels. s&p has been crabbing around the 400-380 range for a year now

[Anonymous No.54290768]

It really is amazing how "The banking system is safe" means and causes the exact opposite.

[Baggie !!bCdvJiOuU0Q No.54290770]

>>54290761
Should I buy Sky Kings Technologies or nah? SKYT

[Anonymous No.54290774]

Nice try Yellen. The heeming will continue until morale improves.

[Anonymous No.54290784]

>>54290604
What was the satellite thing? His FRC was good too for anyone who played it right, and it ain't over either, there's still potential that people will make some good out of it. Shit, there's still a great chance for BOIL, but I don't think anywhere even near to near 60.

[Anonymous No.54290794]

>>54290693
so you're saying that /smg/ is full of 1min tf ADD kiddies?
>>54290706
okay? so it's high volatility crabbing, not crashing. good environment for making money daytrading
>>54290735
no u

[Anonymous No.54290799]

BOIL status?

[Anonymous No.54290800]

>>54290784
ASTS I think

[Anonymous No.54290801]

>>54290594
>to 2008 highs
ie artificially low

[Anonymous No.54290803]

>be in your 20s or 30s
>know there's a 0% chance you'll be able to retire when youre older
abstract kind of feel. to the 40s and 50s anons here enjoy being last on the ride

[Anonymous No.54290804]

pump it all the way into the close, don't let them close it below the monthly open and then it's smooth sailing to 5000 by mid april

[Anonymous No.54290805]

>>54290722
Based. Right before a market crash too.
Rolling for how much to put in it

Singles 3 figures
Dubs 4 figures
Trips 5 figures
Quads my entire liquid cash account

[Anonymous No.54290815]

>>54290760
If you can't beat em. Join Em. All I WANT TO DO IS WIN> FAGGOT! ALL YOU WANT TO DO IS SHIT POST AND CHIT CHAT LIKE A BUNCH OF MIDDLE AGED WHITE FEMOIDS AT THE LOCAL NAIL SALON. TALKING ABOUT OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HIS HUSBAND IS BANGING THAT FAT CARTOON LOVING JANITOR ANIME FAGGOT!!!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DID YOU HERE ABOUT GOOKFU? I HERD SHES RECENTLY GAVE BIRTH TO A HALF DOG HALF PIG!!?

[Anonymous No.54290816]

Shalom :^)

[Anonymous No.54290819]

>>54290727
How’s that portfolio doing, champ?

[Anonymous No.54290821]

>>54290766
Yet still in the range, how does that make this a crash?

[Anonymous No.54290823]

>>54290651
that there's a retard grammy pattern

[Anonymous No.54290826]

IT NOT WORKING
TWEET MORE YELLEN BITCH BASTERD

[Anonymous No.54290827]

>>54290768
They're just trying to project confidence, the banking system is perilously hedged and dependent on their deposits and sitting in savings at 0% interest. Fear spreads like wildfire, and even idiots know things are about to get dicey.

[Anonymous No.54290829]

>>54290794
you don't understand. if we go past 400 we go 500. if we break below 380 we go 200.

[Anonymous No.54290831]

>>54290532
kick ass, blessed!

[Anonymous No.54290833]

Real talk guys, everything in the world would be fixed if they banned womens right.

I’m just confused why they won’t do it.

[Anonymous No.54290839]

>>54290784
It was SIDU. It was definitely a pump and dump but everyone had a heads up before hand.

[Anonymous No.54290843]

>>54290653
gd here

[Anonymous No.54290846]

>>54290770
I'd rather own INTC, call me a boomer. I like AEHR but I've never heard anyone mention it here.

[Anonymous No.54290847]

>>54290829
I... don't think that's right anon

[Anonymous No.54290848]

this is some fucking JEWISH af trading fuck you Y*llen you fucking dumb commie bitch cunt

[Anonymous No.54290850]

>>54290804
BITCH THE MARKET WILL PUMP WHEN I BUY...
and right now I SELL SO WE DUMP!!


FAGGOT!!

[Anonymous No.54290853]

>>54290833
>khv as a woman
Holy shit king of wizards

[Anonymous No.54290854]

>>54290803
Think positively anon. The way I see it, this is the ONLY way I'll get to retire. Before all this shit started going down we had Blackrock and China buying all the housing, retard valuations on everything, a general sense of the ladder getting pulled up away from us. A crash it healthy because it lets little fish enter the market at a point where we'll get something back out of it. Drive home prices to where we can buy them, and trim some of these incompetent schizo companies who've been doing such a fucked up job running things. A crash is what we the young need. Now boomers, they're fucked.

[Anonymous No.54290855]

>>54290821
there's no confidence in the market for any risk on activity for long term

[Anonymous No.54290858]

>>54290827
Yeah, it'd be one thing if people were just spooked about being over FDIC limits. But getting normies active and thinking about moving accounts, then them seeing they can get 5% instead of 0% at Joe Blow Credit Union... you've got a deadly cocktail of deposit flight.

[Anonymous No.54290865]

The silence of the mumus

[Anonymous No.54290869]

Let's cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks in here guys. Thanks

[Anonymous No.54290883]

>>54290846
>I like AEHR but I've never heard anyone mention it here.
We don't talk about good investments here.

[Anonymous No.54290885]

>>54290853
The Chinese are based sometimes. They absolutely do not tolerate fat women.

[Anonymous No.54290891]

>NASDAQ still green
Problem bobo?

[Anonymous No.54290893]

>>54290848
The problem is that that was the best, most reassuring statement she *could* make. Not "I'm working with congress to quintuple FDIC limits" or "JP Morgan is going to hand its 0.01% deposits over to FRC for a while". Just "uh, we'll try to help. Somehow. If things get bad."

[Anonymous No.54290894]

>>54290865
But Im green today (techchad)

[Anonymous No.54290902]

‘Gerbil banking’ preceded the Great Depression. We’re seeing it again today
Big banks are attracting more deposits–and putting money back into failing banks. A similar system existed in the run-up to the Great Depression.

[Anonymous No.54290908]

WE WILL NOW RESUME OUR SCHEDULED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.54290910]

Night night NUGT mumu from last thread

[Anonymous No.54290912]

>>54290800
Ah, I see the BIG ass spike on that last year. I was here around that time but barely just learning the Anons and ways and plays.

[Anonymous No.54290917]

imagine holding puts right now, kek. rate hikes are nearly done and we're still above 3900 kek. What ammo is there left for the bearish case?

[Anonymous No.54290920]

>>54290865
>Then something woke you, didn't it? Was it a dream? What was it?
I heard a strange noise.
>What was it?
It was... screaming. Some kind of screaming, like a child's voice.
>What did you do?
I went downstairs, outside. I crept up into /smg/. I was so scared to look inside, but I had to.
>And what did you see, Clarice? What did you see?
Mumus. The mumus were screaming.
>They were slaughtering the spring mumus?
And they were screaming.

[Anonymous No.54290922]

Remember frens, DA BANKIN CWISIS IS OVA, JUST BUY THE SPY, IT WILL KEEP GOING UP, NO RECESSION WILL HAPPEN, SOFT LANDING, ALL RATE HIKES ARE PWICED IN

[Anonymous No.54290923]

>>54290865
>>54290894
I'm green today (crypto miner chad)

[Anonymous No.54290924]

About to fry up some delish fresh ground mumu patties

[Anonymous No.54290925]

>>54290891
That can be fixed

[Anonymous No.54290929]

what is the likelihood of SCHW reaching 60+ by next friday?

[Anonymous No.54290930]

Down 7 percent
Baggie bros...why did chobani abandon us

[Anonymous No.54290938]

>>54290799
Either an excellent bargain, or a rest stop on the way down the canyon walls!

[Anonymous No.54290939]

>>54290930
embarrassing

[Anonymous No.54290943]

>>54290917
>rate hikes are nearly done
You should ask yourself why you expect that to be the case. Is inflation back to 2% for a sustained period of time?

Or is unemployment ticking above 5%?

Or is something more insidious terrifying the FOMC?

[Baggie !!J18ZAUV7ena No.54290950]

>>54290815
Buy NCPL and make some easy money.

[Anonymous No.54290955]

I WAS PROMISED A POWER HOUR. WHERE THE FUCK IS IT?

[Anonymous No.54290956]

>>54290922
It's OK, any troubled bank can just sell some stock to raise...oh.

[Anonymous No.54290957]

>>54290651
>The chutzpah!

[Anonymous No.54290959]

>>54290922
Ah it's because she said depositors bail out. Not shareholders.
>>54290552

[Anonymous No.54290960]

>>54290858
My CU gives me .2%

[Anonymous No.54290965]

>>54290943
Even with a banking """"crisis"""" and the fastest rate hikes in history, why are we STILL holding 3900.
>Is inflation back to 2% for a sustained period of time?
It's trending down clearly. You're best hope is that there's a surprise in the next CPI but you and I both know that is not happening.

[Anonymous No.54290966]

>>54290955

[Anonymous No.54290970]

>>54290943
yeah, the thought that if inflation gets below 4% the government will default on its debt.
they need to pump it back up, making bond holders (china) the baggies

[Anonymous No.54290974]

>>54290960
Well don't worry. Yellen's got your back. You trust her, right?

Right?

[Anonymous No.54290975]

>>54290929
shoddy work. hair doesn't work like that

[Anonymous No.54290979]

QQQ down 5% tomorrow

[Anonymous No.54290980]

Janet Yellen comes out saying additional bank deposits can be covered if warranted lol

[Anonymous No.54290982]

>>54290839
Ah yes, I see the spike, that was a few months before I came. I hope I can catch a good pump/dump at some point, but I have to feel pretty good about it because I have no way to replace what I lose other than trading whatever is left.

[Anonymous No.54290988]

>>54290975
Are you a faggot? Who cares about the hair

[Anonymous No.54290992]

>>54290950
I'm not trusting you after your IDEX scam.

[Anonymous No.54290997]

>>54290966
A fellow chucker' eh?

[Anonymous No.54290998]

>>54290974
Of course, I’ve trusted her since the Clinton days… she’s got our best interests at heart!

[Anonymous No.54291001]

PANIC
A
N
I
C
He who panics first panics best.

[Anonymous No.54291002]

By mid April, we'll be well on our way to 3700 and if you're buying here you're going to be laughing all the way to the bank.
AAPL will go to 170 then 185.

[Anonymous No.54291009]

>>54290988
I'm just not a coomer

[Anonymous No.54291012]

Why did we crash? because of Yellen saying something?

[Anonymous No.54291013]

SELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!!!! THIS IS IT!!!!!!!!!!!!


SELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL NAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

SELL IT TO ZERO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BANKS ARE COLLAPSING!!! WORLD IS ENDING!!!! PEOPLE ARE DYING!!!! RECESSIONS ARE STARTING!!!!!!!!!!!


SELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.54291014]

>>54290980
Yes but nothing for shareholders. Meaning FRC is worth exactly zero

[Anonymous No.54291016]

>>54290992
Ahh baggies 10am Saturday morning gookfu’s titties

[Anonymous No.54291027]

>>54290970
A fundamental reasoning error you'd benefit a lot from correcting is this: China is not dumber than Biden. A default screws them out of only 1 or 2 trillion. And us out of 20.

[Anonymous No.54291029]

>>54291012
https://twitter.com/jsblokland/status/1638980633253822464

[Anonymous No.54291032]

>>54290974
of course I trust 4 foot hobbit lifelong beaurcratic deep state jews!

[Anonymous No.54291034]

>>54291001
You should’ve learned this lesson in high school. At parties the 1st people to run get away, the bagholders caught charges.

[Anonymous No.54291039]

I've read that cash is moving into money funds, as those return a guaranteed 4-6% after a year lock up period - instead of this piece of shit market that nobody can predict anymore. This means a lot of cash that would have potentially fueled any major melt up or pump is going to be squared away in a money fund instead for the next few months as the rates are finally attractive. The wealthy have spoken.

I'm probably going to put half of my portfolio in a money market fund soon in order to collect a 5% return rather than pissing away money trying to predict what this market is going to do.

All the signs point to a recession and a credit crunch, I dont know why anyone is bullish at this point. I wont be bullish until near the end of the year once a sign of rate cuts is mentioned, until then its gonna be this shitty choppy market that goes nowhere and I have a high stress job so I don't have time to stare at charts all day.

any thoughts on money market funds? Smart money seems to be going that direction.

[Anonymous No.54291040]

>>54290988
Ok, baldie

[Anonymous No.54291043]

>>54290855
I agree we're not in a risk on environment but that doesn't mean we're crashing (yet). 10YY haven't surpassed monthly lows, VIX way below the monthly high, March candlestick is the thinnest doji possible.
I'm not saying we can't crash or won't, but the JPow and PPT are pumping liquidity into the markets and banks right now. No black swan event to cause the domino effect has occurred. More likely we are headed into stagflation for 10+ years.

[Anonymous No.54291051]

>>54290965
?? I thought we were holding 4000?

[Anonymous No.54291057]

>>54291039
He doesn’t know

[Anonymous No.54291068]

???

[Anonymous No.54291069]

>>54290957
Is there a short ESG ETF?

[Anonymous No.54291074]

am i seriously the only one here holding WFC puts
i've been shilling it for over a week

[Anonymous No.54291079]

>>54291001

[Anonymous No.54291085]

Thanks to that trade I went from bleeding out around 10 percent of my initial investment to up 15. Time to leave this hellscape clown market and get silver

[Anonymous No.54291089]

>>54291039
>guaranteed 4-6%
>still lose 2+% to inflation
ngmi

[Anonymous No.54291093]

>>54291051
This schizo market loves to pump and dump and shakeout both sides, but the target remains the same. We're going higher for longer before any real move to the downside.
There's been an avalanche of bearish news items this past two weeks and yet we're not seeing the kind of cascade selling that you'd want to see if you were truly expecting fresh lows.

[Anonymous No.54291099]

I wish Tiktok was public listed, I would be shorting the absolute shit out of that stock right now

https://twitter.com/business/status/1638917878324817923TikTok may have access to your home internet WiFi!

[Anonymous No.54291101]

>>54290965
Honestly this is a great question and it's what we should be focusing on right now.
I was going to ask something along similar lines, about how the market can be wrong when it comes to predicting the Fed's actions and for how long this state of play can last. Because I am sure there has never been this level of divergence before. Funny how *that* may end up causing the crash, like the market has ignored the Fed for so long that it's totally detached from reality and ends up roping itself. So the market is kind of a tranny I guess.

[Anonymous No.54291111]

>>54291069
>gush

[Anonymous No.54291116]

>>54291069
LYFE and EGIS are based and redpilled Trump company ETFs. SHE and NACP are the active woke tickers most commonly bandied about.

You can also have fun with NANC and KRUZ.

[Anonymous No.54291119]

>>54291051
Will be back there tomorrow before revisiting 3950 again. checkem and cap it

[Anonymous No.54291123]

I'm going to say it nice and softly.


SELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[Anonymous No.54291131]

>>54291099
>Democrats are going to ban one of their most successful propaganda tools
El m a o

[Anonymous No.54291140]

>>54291074
I've seen your shilling but why WFC in particular? They're among the TBTFs.

[Anonymous No.54291143]

>>54291099
the opposite of shorting Tiktok is buying META, GOOG fyi

[Anonymous No.54291145]

>>54291099
I think he's asking if it can network map your home wifi?

[Anonymous No.54291151]

>>54291099
>may
They do
it's in their TOS

[Anonymous No.54291154]

>>54291143
SNAP and PINS too if you wanna gamble harder

[Anonymous No.54291160]

This suggests sell. Anyone disagree?

[Anonymous No.54291168]

>>54291143
>>54291154
ah good points, thanks I will do those too

[Anonymous No.54291169]

>>54291160
What chart?

[Anonymous No.54291171]

>>54291027
that means the fed owns most of it. the fed doesn't care about those defaulting because it can print more

[Anonymous No.54291178]

>>54291169
FAZ

[Anonymous No.54291180]

>>54291068
classic double top formation, next stop spy 200

[Anonymous No.54291185]

RALLY TIME

[Anonymous No.54291186]

shill me some long-dated calls. i’m going to gamble and purchase some priced at 1-2 cents

[Anonymous No.54291199]

>>54291039
Are they assets of the bank, or are they yours? I think that under these conditions, it's important to consider diversification in that type of investment, even if you own them.

[Anonymous No.54291203]

>>54291186
Stands in front of your rally. what are you going to do little frog? nuting dats rite.

[Anonymous No.54291206]

>>54291074
if WFC were to shit the bed, I reassure you every other bank would drill 3 times harder, that's why.

[Baggie !!Y6vYPiha3lS No.54291209]

>>54290992
What are the chances I'm wrong twice in a row?

[Anonymous No.54291212]

>>54291171
>Powell: We're writing off 8 trillion in QE debt
>Yellen: We've decided to zero out the Social Security Trust Fund. Cash and carry only.
>Yellen: Seniors can expect 25% cut in Social Security payouts starting next month
I want you to take a moment to contemplate those Bloomberg headlines. Really imagine reading them.

[Anonymous No.54291226]

>>54291178
COIN
SQ
BAC

[Anonymous No.54291231]

To whichever one of you recommended I stretch to help with my back pain, fuck you. I was doing a stretch when all of the sudden if flushed a massive fart out of me, except it wasnt a fart, it was a wave of liquid shit. I ended up shitting my pants and now have to wash these sweatpants.

[Anonymous No.54291234]

My god, american commercials:
>Bloomberg, great question,bloomberg, great question, bloomberg, great question, bloomberg, bloomberg!

[Anonymous No.54291237]

>>54291178
Well everyone and their Jewish grandmother is considering shorting financials so I'd say it's less about the FAZ/XLF chart and whether you think unlimited FDIC insurance happens or another bank goes under first.

[Anonymous No.54291238]

would you buy INTEL?

[Anonymous No.54291241]

>

[Anonymous No.54291242]

>>54291186
COIN
SQ
BAC

Sorry wrong anon >>54291226

>>54291231
AHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.54291243]

>David Rosenberg: Brace yourself, the Fed is signalling that a three-quarter recession will start in two weeks
buy buy buy

[Anonymous No.54291246]

>>54291160
not enough data, need to see the 50ma and know what timeframe I'm looking at.
also wouldn't sell/short until it took out the level where the 9ma is sitting or buy until high of current candle broke

[Anonymous No.54291248]

>>54291231
what a g

[Anonymous No.54291250]

>>54291231
Lose weight galaxy brain.

[Anonymous No.54291252]

>>54291203

[Anonymous No.54291254]

>HARD TOUCH PLASTICS
>DEALER INSTALLED PACKAGE

[Anonymous No.54291255]

>>54291231
do mutts really?

[Anonymous No.54291258]

>>54291185

[Anonymous No.54291259]

>>54291231
And that's a GOOD thing!

[Anonymous No.54291261]

>>54291231
shut faggot this isn't twitter. THIS IS THE STOCK MARKET!

[Anonymous No.54291265]

>>54291231
Stop using prostate massagers

[Anonymous No.54291266]

>>54291231
Lay off the hot pockets fat ass

[Anonymous No.54291268]

>>54291231
sometimes "people" do get what they deserve

[Anonymous No.54291275]

>>54291013
THIS
>THIS
THIS

[Anonymous No.54291277]

Now I don't know if it's because I've been meming AAPL to 170 and 190 for the past several weeks but the options volume is insane for these two strikes kek.
You can still grab some AUG 18 200 calls for under one dollar kek.

[Anonymous No.54291278]

>>54291238
Semis are the only thing which pumps in this market because apparently they're a safe place from market collapse, clearly.

Or maybe the AI is already sapient and funneling algos to buy up AI companies to further skynet who knows.

[Anonymous No.54291279]

>>54291140
if i tell you, you'll laugh at me

[Anonymous No.54291283]

>>54291231
>He fell for the ol' shitstretch

[Anonymous No.54291286]

>>54291261
people that post tiktok dancers should be castrated and then burned alive.

[Anonymous No.54291292]

new
>>54291287
>>54291287
>>54291287

[Anonymous No.54291293]

Why are bibos euphoric why spy is not even negative, lmao

[Anonymous No.54291296]

Goldman says that this year will be the BIG MELTUP and you'd better buy or get left behind

Bitcoin is not invited Satoshi is a chud.

[Anonymous No.54291310]

>>54291279
I remember one dude ITT has a vendetta against them for cancelling his rent payment years ago. You're not him are you? Because that's not exactly the greatest reason to pick a short target.

[Anonymous No.54291322]

>>54291319


>>54291319


>>54291319

[Anonymous No.54291324]

>>54291231
You’re welcome

[Anonymous No.54291331]

>>54291242
BAC actually seems like an amazing gamble. thanks fren

[Anonymous No.54291334]

>>54291212
that is exactly why they need to inflate, to prevent that.
just not at 15% as to cause complete chaos

[Anonymous No.54291377]

>>54291292
>>54291322

[Anonymous No.54291406]

>>54291039
See, the way this works is, all those pussies pull their money out of the markets so we can buy EL CHEAPARINOS that will float the waves when those fairweather faggots return.

[Anonymous No.54291408]

>>54291255
You thought the Amerishart thing was just a meme?

[Baggie !!Y6vYPiha3lS No.54291437]

>>54291231
I stopped wearing underwear about 10 years ago, and have only shit my pants twice in those ten years.

[Anonymous No.54291451]

>>54291039
given DXY weakness you're better off just buying foreign bonds or holding gold right now.

[Anonymous No.54291516]

>>54291231
Thanks for sharing.

[Anonymous No.54291574]

>>54290568
>Namefagging
>DaWae
Wow thank you zoomer mulatto fortnite meme from six years ago very cool.

[Anonymous No.54291613]

>>54291231
Well then

[Anonymous No.54291761]

>>54291406
Mike Regan just now said exactly this on Bloomberg.

[Anonymous No.54291802]

its tomorrow