/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.54288572]

>be me
>26yo
>relatively shy tho not socially crippled
>code monkey
>don't live in a large city so my paycheck it's enough to cover my expenses + DCA
>been DCAing for almost a year in BTC, ETH and LINK
>haven't diversified out of blue chips since I don't have that much experience or knowledge
>cryptocurrency it's a pretty common discussion topic in my office
>discussing Do Kwon's arrest today
>tfw just found out that one of my cute co-workers is balls-deep into AVAX
>tfw she unknowingly downplayed all my bags but LINK
how do I proceed to take her out? I've always wanted a crypto gf but I have really mild experience.
>picrel

[Anonymous No.54288591]

>>54288572
>one of my cute co-workers is balls-deep into AVAX
your "cute coworker" has "Balls"?

[Anonymous No.54288644]

>>54288591
Anon i-
it's just an expression, stay on topic please

[Anonymous No.54288741]

>>54288644
just ask her if she wants to delegate to your AVAX Validator, once she sees your big Stack she will melt and get wet/get a boner.
if you dont have an AVAX Validator then the "cute coworker" that I assume for your own sake has no real Scrotum will not go out with you.
anyway buy more AVAX.

[Anonymous No.54288892]

>>54288572
Living this comfortable I think it would be time to start diversifying a bit more, BTC and ETH are pumping no matter what but surely they arent the ones that will give you the biggest gains when the bull comes. You should too go balls deep into something with a lower price like XPR, AVAX and MATIC if you want to get the most out of next season.

[Anonymous No.54288913]

>>54288572
You fucking lucky anon, all my co-workers know about crypto is the most normalfag vaporware stuff

[Anonymous No.54288916]

I solded my Cuckbitrum airdrop today and bought AVAX, wagami

[Anonymous No.54289188]

>>54288741
anon I don't have 35k to set up an AVAX node>>54288741
>if you dont have an AVAX Validator then the "cute coworker" that I assume for your own sake has no real Scrotum will not go out with you.
btfo demoralizing faggot
>>54288892
I don't wanna get too creative this bullrun, I'll stick to blue chips since they represent safe gains, which is all I care about by the moment
>>54288913
learn to code

[Anonymous No.54289270]

>>54289188
>anon I don't have 35k to set up an AVAX node
ngmi

[Anonymous No.54289349]

>>54289188
Im SWE but I don't talk to my coworkers about any of that shit

Unironically I'm like that guy who just flat out only talks work at work and as soon as we start talking about personal details of any flavor I'm like "huh yawn look at the time so anyway yeah...."

I'm not here to be your friend or discuss your lackluster opinions on crypto and no I don't want to get drinks after being here for 9 hours to extend my perceived work time to 12 hours, I'm here to do my shit, get paid, and go home. Maybe I'll do a little extra for the bossman who pays me, im definitely not doing extra for a fellow wagie like getting drinks to prolong my exposure to people that I only act like I enjoy.

[Anonymous No.54289378]

>>54288572
She will date you if you act like you are an AVAX chad. Show her how enthusiastic and knowledgeable you are about the market. Show her that you have a few well informed plays that you have in mind but would love to get your feet wet.

[Anonymous No.54289456]

>>54289349
Why tho?
I understand coworkers can be pricks, but in my case, they're overall really cool and easy-going. Probably the main reason why I enjoy my work so much.

[Anonymous No.54289596]

>>54288572
How much Avax for her to strip her ava labs heels and step on my face with her sweaty pantyhose and call me a worthless poorfag

[Anonymous No.54289861]

>>54289378
unironically good advice, ty anon
>>54289596
ask in the AVAX general thread

[Anonymous No.54291424]

>>54288572
Just invite her to watch Emin's weekly All-Access, you'll get to 3rd base if you're not retarded