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[Anonymous No.54280700]

lying in bed farting all day

[Anonymous No.54280709]

peak comfy

[Anonymous No.54280715]

>>54280700

*BRAP* *BRAP* *BRAP* *BRAP* *BRAP* *BRAP* *BRAP* *BRAP* *BRAP* *BRAP* *BRAP* *BRAP* *BRAP* *BRAP* *BRAP* *BRAP* *BRAP* *BRAP* *BRAP* *BRAP* *BRAP* *BRAP* *BRAP* *BRAP* *BRAP* *BRAP* *BRAP* *BRAP* *BRAP* *BRAP* *BRAP* *BRAP*

[Anonymous No.54280725]

>>54280700
Based and fartpilled.

[Anonymous No.54280729]

>>54280700
Me and my gf do this sometimes on chilly days. We'll make coffee walk to the the corner store for some scrapple egg and cheese breakfast sandwiches and spend the day play GameCube

[Anonymous No.54280763]

>>54280729
and would you fart in the bed together?

[Anonymous No.54280766]

>>54277777

[Anonymous No.54280801]

>>54280700
based

[Anonymous No.54280822]

>>54280763
100% she's lactose intolerant and farts way louder than me. It's unfair, she basically has a cheat code. She been made fun of for looking like Anne frank if you wanna put a face on her

[Anonymous No.54281325]

>>54280700
Eat Less fiber you herbivore freak.

[Anonymous No.54281438]

>>54280700
Do you f'yard in a jar, wrap it and send it to her when she's not around to f'yard on in bed?

[Anonymous No.54281459]

>Wake up
>Fart
>Roll over
>Go back to sleep
>Repeat
All while wagies work

[Anonymous No.54281492]

i fart on average 100 times a day. some days i easily fart 30 times in an hour. its hell bros. ive tried everything to fix it but i seriously cannot stop farting. i have farted so much that my control over them is unreal. like i can drop some monster braps. gf says i should make an only fans. is this financial suicide?

[Anonymous No.54281540]

>>54280700
>zero pissing an shidding
need to be more risk on if you wanna make it

[Anonymous No.54281548]

>>54281492
Slide and little tube up your ass and tape it down your leg to your foot so you can vent it more silently.

If someone notices the smell just lift your show up a bit a nervously laugh it off as having stood in something maybe. Another day... another fool.

[Anonymous No.54281589]

>>54281548
no can do. i hold them in when im out in public. shit hurts like nothing else until i get home and can let it all out. it sounds like someone is sliding heavy wooden tables across the floor

[Anonymous No.54281699]

>>54281589
>it sounds like someone is sliding heavy wooden tables across the floor

[Anonymous No.54282095]

>>54280700
based and twitch viewer pilled

[Anonymous No.54282142]

>>54280700
Did you ever know that you're my hero
And everything I would like to be?
I can fly higher than an eagle
For you are the wind beneath my wings

[Anonymous No.54282184]

>>54280700
>IBS flare up
>can't fart anymore
>can't shit
>blood everywhere
>doctor won't give me anything
>consuming every probiotic I can find
It's over for me bros

[Anonymous No.54282302]

>>54282184
make your own kefir from raw milk and youll be good

[Anonymous No.54282353]

>>54280822
i know that bitch. big time stoner and gives S tier dome

[Anonymous No.54282363]

>>54280700
this is what i do after a massive night on the beers

[Anonymous No.54282366]

>>54282302
Yeah I bought some yesterday along with like 200 dollars of shit.... stress causes this issue about every 10 years. Doctor wants me to do a colonscopy... will be my third one.
Guys take care of your bodies. Money is nothing without health

[Anonymous No.54282395]

>>54281492
cry about it you bitch. bet you never went as much as ten days without eating flour.
grain niggers get the rope

[Anonymous No.54282402]

>>54280700
I made breakfast for dinner last night. 4 eggs sunny side up, sasuga gravy and biscuits. Legendary braps this morning, bros.

[Anonymous No.54282651]

>>54282363
I didn't lay in bed today but fuck I literally could not stop farting after drinking my face off last night. I was doing work around the house and every time I farted I literally had to go to a different room it was horrendous

[Anonymous No.54282670]

>>54281589
I have two kind of farts, the silent killers and the ear-ripping thunders
it's all about asshole movement, you should meditate on it to acquire such control

[Anonymous No.54282680]

>>54280700
yeah seems about right.

[Anonymous No.54282982]

>>54282366
Take CBD and Passion Flower

[Anonymous No.54283016]

>>54280700
Mmm yes thank you for reminding me.
Just farded and shidded

[Anonymous No.54283237]

>>54281699

[Anonymous No.54283263]

A just f'yarded agen. Been goin' like the clappers all morning in bed here... had kebab last night... riiIIIIIIght smelly it is now I can tells ya that for nout

[Anonymous No.54283458]

>>54282184
that literally sounds like late stage colon cancer

[Anonymous No.54283707]

Imagine a scenario.

You're in a room.

There's a transparent pvc tube that runs out the door, into the corridor and into another room. On the end of the tube is an oxygen mask.

Your task is to place the mask on your face and, when signalled began deep inhaling for 60 seconds.

In the room adjacent, the tube has been inserted the anus of another person. It could be a hottie. But it could also be Sam freid bankman.

A milly bucks.

You going for it anon?

[Anonymous No.54283776]

>>54283707
hell yes im doing it for a milly i dont care who the farts are

[Anonymous No.54283840]

>>54280700
i hate all of u so much rn
i wish i could fart

[Anonymous No.54283856]

>>54283776
anon..

[Anonymous No.54283901]

>>54283840
It's easy.
Just purse your lips and toot.
>brap brappity
>brap brappity
>brap brap, a little poo

[Anonymous No.54283931]

>>54283901
does 2 scoops of laxatives make the doo doo go down?

[Anonymous No.54283986]

>>54283931
That's it anon, you're getting it!

[Anonymous No.54284097]

>>54281459
This is the life bros

[Anonymous No.54284154]

>the farts smell like death

[Anonymous No.54284210]

>>54281492
Get on the low FODMAP diet.

[Anonymous No.54284809]

>>54280729
>scrapple
Most based of the Mid Atlantic meats.