/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.54280152]

Options Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

previous>>54277266

[Anonymous No.54280157]

Cashgang here, what buy?

[Anonymous No.54280162]

i copped a banned text today, for absolutely nothing
fucking pajeet tier website

[Anonymous No.54280166]

>>54280157
Anime figures before the usd gets sent to the land of the falling moon

[Anonymous No.54280170]

>>54280157
NRGU, SOXL, URNM

[Anonymous No.54280171]

>>54280157
ASTS

[Anonymous No.54280179]

>>54280152
kek retail baggies

[Anonymous No.54280180]

I have 2300 BOIL shares that I got for a 4.08 average. How absolutely HEEMED will I be come december?

[Anonymous No.54280199]

I'm sitting on 750 UVXY 12$ Calls for 4/21. :]

[Anonymous No.54280202]

I doxxed myself on /fit/. They have my face
Its OVER

[Anonymous No.54280203]

Someone answer this please
>>54279473

[Anonymous No.54280205]

>>54280180
This was the last winter boil bhenchod.

[Anonymous No.54280209]

>>54280205
So basically drained faster than the liquidity of a pajeet token then

[Anonymous No.54280231]

Does anybody have the screenshot showing what a red day & green futures means? And all of the other combos?

[Anonymous No.54280246]

>>54280203 Look at the open interest for NVDA puts, mainly the 260 P has about 48,000 puts open. If NVDA goes under that market makers need to sell about 4,800,000 shares, which only furthers downward pressure for it to hit other put prices ITM which have the similar effect, which can turn what should be otherwise small sell offs into massive dumps
https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/NVDA/options/?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAANmNhmatMOAEjgYVOajSL40NWhHXIbYL_tvKaoO3FFTqebRGvqTst1cq7syVySj0rE5gFE-wo3zKYnC9tam517KcSCpWWZkS4IPHHWVuVwkE8-H0-HWECJq4tJktLbWFriNw2ht6VUC-nsQc6EXxt13asMsHExtwO08mVjOPAl4f

[Anonymous No.54280259]

>futures green
Is the crash cancelled?

[Anonymous No.54280265]

>>54280231

here you go doctor

[Anonymous No.54280276]

Scoopsies owes me sex.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=_NbASTLrJu4&feature=share

[Anonymous No.54280284]

/pol/ is total garbage now. It glows brighter than the sun.

Anyway what are you guys doing?

[Anonymous No.54280291]

>>54280265
Has anyone ever studied this to see how accurate it is

[Anonymous No.54280294]

>>54280284
i felt like rewatching Margin Call
if you care to watch, go to kino dot tube

[Anonymous No.54280307]

>>54280170

[Anonymous No.54280308]

>>54280246
Ah shit that's good to know. Basically a cascading dump. That's why they were trying very hard last night to keep it above 264 when everything else was breaking.

[Anonymous No.54280309]

im thinking its time to slurp.

[Anonymous No.54280314]

>BOIL futures up
>storage report coming out at 10:30
>historically low draw and high storage predicted
I'm going to sell in PM and hope for a giant dip to buy.

[Anonymous No.54280328]

>>54280259
New lows this year

[Anonymous No.54280334]

Here is a picture from the planet Venus. Thoughts?

[Anonymous No.54280339]

BOILchad anthem

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=DrCs-n6pB4c&feature=share

[Anonymous No.54280340]

>>54280259
Crab continues, how surprising

[Anonymous No.54280342]

ive been loaded up on UVXY calls and got about 10k in VIXY for about a week now... i hope this shit prints

[Anonymous No.54280351]

Hey /smg/, listen up! I think it's time we have a serious talk about hedging our positions. With the next inevitable VIX spike, it's foolish to think that we're all properly hedged against downside risk. We need to start taking convexity seriously and buying some downside convexity hedges on SPY and QQQ.

I know a lot of you are thinking that hedging is for the weak or that it's too expensive, but trust me, it's better to be safe than sorry. We've all seen the havoc that a sudden market downturn can wreak on our portfolios, and we need to be prepared for when it inevitably happens again.

Don't be naive and think that you can time the market or that you'll be able to get out before the crash. It's always better to have a safety net in place, especially in such volatile times. And if you're worried about the cost, remember that the price of a hedge is a small price to pay for the peace of mind that comes with knowing you're protected.

So let's do the smart thing and start buying those downside convexity hedges. It may not be the most exciting investment, but it's a crucial one that could save us a lot of pain and suffering in the long run.

[Anonymous No.54280363]

>>54280284
/pol/, /k/, and soon /biz/ if you let them. Remember: it always starts with gaslighting.

[Anonymous No.54280364]

There once was a man with a portfolio bright,
Full of stocks that shone like stars in the night.
But he made a mistake, a grave one indeed,
He didn't buy hedges for when things would recede.

The market was volatile, as it often is,
And soon his portfolio was left in a fizz.
The stocks he held dear, the ones he adored,
Dropped in value, leaving him feeling ignored.

He watched in horror as his wealth was diminished,
And he wondered if he should have listened.
To the experts who warned of the dangers ahead,
To the ones who said, "Buy hedges or dread."

But it was too late for this poor, foolish man,
As his portfolio fell, like grains of sand.
He learned his lesson, though it came at a price,
And he wished he had listened, instead of rolling the dice.

So let this be a lesson to all who invest,
That hedges are crucial, in this volatile quest.
For when the market turns, as it often will,
You'll be glad for the hedges that kept you still.

[Anonymous No.54280369]

>>54280351
I'm still new here. Is this a bottom sign?

[Anonymous No.54280376]

>>54280363
Those cunts on /pol/ are the worst. The alphabet posting is out of control.

[Anonymous No.54280388]

>>54280309
Futes are fake. That violent dump into close is the most bearish thing I've seen all year.

[Anonymous No.54280391]

>>54280152
https://twitter.com/BowTiedBull/status/1638737280063111169

I don't feel so good right now bros...

[Anonymous No.54280393]

>>54280369
daily credit swaps, bank bail outs, pensions for ukranian governors, increased liquidity, energy shortage, food shortage, housing shortage, employer shortage, labor shortage

a few things that come to mind...

(not financial advice™)

[Anonymous No.54280401]

>>54280376
/k/ is much, much worse. The glowniggers are extremely aggressive on that board and they'll even go as far as to threaten you IRL sometimes.

[Anonymous No.54280403]

Here is another picture of Venus.

[Anonymous No.54280411]

well ill be holllldin, oooooon TONIGHT!
whats the worst thing I could saaaaaaay?! (bobo)

im looong and good night!
im looong and good night!

[Anonymous No.54280410]

>>54280391
JPow should just wear a mask so nobody can read his expressions

[Anonymous No.54280424]

>>54280401

Are they giving the glowniggers meth now? They have a stick up their ass and have lost their minds.

[Anonymous No.54280460]

>>54280393
i dunno about the credit swaps, but only 1 bank was bailed, the other 1 in the US was sold, as was Credit Suisse. we have plenty of cash to pay texas sized state expenses. increased liquidity disappears when we pay texas sized state expenses. there is no energy shortage anywhere. there is no food shortage in the US. there is no housing shortage, though there are some markets where bubble has created unreasonable expectations. employer and labor shortages at the same time? so we're just all staying at home??

[Anonymous No.54280461]

>>54280424
As far as they're concerned, the civil war already started, but they know they would lose their tactical advantage if they openly declared it. They've completely gone off the rails.

[Anonymous No.54280477]

>futures green
IM FUCKING SICK OF THIS CLOWN MARKET

[Anonymous No.54280481]

>>54280460
>employer and labor shortages at the same time? so we're just all staying at home??
Yes, I was doing 80 hour weeks and I still got laid off. Employers have completely unreasonable expectations.

[Anonymous No.54280482]

I hope the stocks go down, so I get more for my money

[Anonymous No.54280494]

Futes don't mean shit in the face of that last minute selloff.

[Anonymous No.54280507]

>>54280481

If you were paid above 100k, they gotta cut cost somewhere. They try to fire the worst employees and keep the good ones, but there is no way to do it perfectly.

Some shitty employees slip through the cracks and keep their jobs, and some good ones get axed for little or no reason.

[Anonymous No.54280510]

>>54280391
IT'S OVER
ARGHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.54280519]

>>54280460
>https://www.nytimes.com/2023/03/22/business/dealbook/credit-suisses-investment-bank.html

>https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-03-20/jpmorgan-owned-the-lme-nickel-that-was-actually-bags-of-stones

>https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/RESPPLLOPNWW

good luck with all that "cash", it's well on its way to the $100T ZIM

[Anonymous No.54280525]

>>54280461

Oh don't worry, I'm sure Biden will rein in the alphabet agencies. He clearly isn't going after 60% of the country or anything.

[Anonymous No.54280546]

>>54280391
someone in the previous /smg/ thread made a joke about him touching his nose and how that was a sell signal when it happened live

[Anonymous No.54280557]

>>54280403
dude that's just the arizona desert

[Anonymous No.54280562]

I'm starting to become convinced that Buttclap is worse than any garbage penny stock.

[Anonymous No.54280576]

>>54280557

Hey I live in Arizona. We call it Bestzona here because we can do whatever the fuck we want.

[Anonymous No.54280579]

>>54280351
>but trust me
no.

[Anonymous No.54280582]

>>54280562
Starting?

[Anonymous No.54280591]

>>54280576
what about gardening?

[Anonymous No.54280596]

>>54280582
I thought it was really volatile and speculative for sure, but I'm convinced the Government will stamp it out in the US by hook or crook.

Maybe tax it 50% or outright ban it.

[Anonymous No.54280601]

>>54280477
bobo, are you ready?

[Anonymous No.54280607]

>>54280591
Gardening is doable for sure, but only in the high desert. In Phoenix or other shithole areas, it's not really happening.

[Anonymous No.54280610]

>>54280576
what about not being in a shitty desert

[Anonymous No.54280619]

>>54280610
You're just jealous of my freedom.

[Anonymous No.54280623]

Yields...

[Anonymous No.54280626]

>>54280623
Where is the anime?

[Anonymous No.54280631]

>>54280623
>>54280626

Fuck opps forgot her

[Anonymous No.54280703]

>>54280631
is 20Y bullish??

[Anonymous No.54280716]

DXYbros.. when do we slurp, this looks like a falling knife

[Anonymous No.54280739]

>>54280703
No one gives a shit about the 20Y the treasury doesn't really auction many and most funds that buy 30Y bonds sell them when there get to 20 Years. Funds that trade 2Y - 10Y bonds also don't buy them ether.

[Anonymous No.54280758]

Why did markets and crypto nuke on an obvious spineless fed speak?

[Anonymous No.54280779]

>>54280716
holy shit my dxy bags
abandon ship

[Anonymous No.54280781]

>>54280716
>>54280779
DOWN WITH THE USD

[Anonymous No.54280806]

>>54280758
Market is pricing in a recession now.
from now on it will be "you're not cutting fast enough"

the liquidity operation was a loan, unlike their bond purchases which are for the most part permanent stimulus.
so even though the balance sheet increased it's a weak bandaid.

[Anonymous No.54280818]

The news is bad, but the market is resilient. There will be no crash.

[Anonymous No.54280827]

>>54280739
okay okay nmsfdyor ;)

[Anonymous No.54280834]

>>54280818
>The news
is this a typo?

[Anonymous No.54280851]

>>54280806
But this clearly states they’re going to pause and cut
> Fed Median Forecast Shows Rates at 5.1% End-23, 4.3% End-24
I think it was just a shakeoff event to go higher from now.

[Anonymous No.54280853]

>>54280834
am i detecting anti-semitism???????????

[Anonymous No.54280856]

>>54280152
>niggers predicated financial doom for the 345th time
>still no doom
I'm getting bored of this shit

[Anonymous No.54280862]

>>54280851
>look what happens when the pause and cut
>recession areas shaded in grey

[Anonymous No.54280869]

>>54280758
The the Fed and Yellen said that there not that worried about mid size banks having anymore depositors leave.
J Powell said that the 2% CPI target is still the goal not 4% like some people thought, witch can mean the the fed will cut when its too late

[Anonymous No.54280888]

>>54280853
idk i guess

[Anonymous No.54280972]

>>54280199
Lol I have 40 for 5 same date hope you make it

[Anonymous No.54280984]

>futures

[Anonymous No.54281007]

>>54280716
>>54280779
Do the needful

[Anonymous No.54281009]

Heh, bears are gonna get fugged this week. EU bros are already turning and the US pump will only seal the deal. This is just too damn easy.

[Anonymous No.54281019]

futures are just trying to get back to the crabbing point. All must crab.

[Anonymous No.54281023]

FTSE will tank 5% when rates are increased more than expected due to the skyrocketing inflation of 10.4% yesterday

[Anonymous No.54281032]

>>54281009
>This is just too damn easy

[Anonymous No.54281040]

>>54281023
I wish. We're gonna end up crabbing again

[Anonymous No.54281044]

>>54280152
LMAO@DAX and CAC
Their drop was ridiculous in regards to DOW and now they almost fully recovered. EU is a shitcoin. It wasn't like this last year or end of 2021, not to this extent. Really shows how devalued or risky EU stocks have become

[Anonymous No.54281067]

>>54281032
Leave me alone bro :(
>>54281044
Because earnings are still at record levels. Companies have defeated inflation because people are just too rich and buy regardless of the price. People are still optimistic in euro, and well, why shouldn't they be? The banks and especially ECB turned out to be huge pussies and the markets called them out on it.

[Anonymous No.54281074]

huh.. SCHW is usually open for premarket.. why is it closed today?

[Anonymous No.54281090]

UBS backing out

[Anonymous No.54281111]

>>54280818
The longer you hold it in, the worse it will smell.

[Anonymous No.54281114]

>>54281090
cant back out now. ubs will have to swallow that giant turd for the greater good of the economy. and who knows what rotting cadavers are in that giant turd

[Anonymous No.54281130]

>>54281111
its slowly leaking

[Anonymous No.54281135]

Everyone go to /an/ and bring something back from there.

[Anonymous No.54281147]

>>54280623
>>54280626
Samefag

[Anonymous No.54281157]

>>54281147
I'm not yields anon. Don't care of you believe me or not.

[Anonymous No.54281163]

>>54281130
Is there anything more trashy than skanks taking pics in the bathroom? Reeks of desperation (more so than typical attention seeking behavior of theirs).
Anyway, how in hell are certain indices like DAX so damn resilient? Unless something drastic happens like the Deutsche bank crashing, I can't ever see it drop again. Fugg id

[Anonymous No.54281178]

UK is going to raise 50bps vs expected 25bps

[Anonymous No.54281190]

>>54281135
>april 1st coming up
we need /bizan/

[Anonymous No.54281206]

>>54281178
Bullish? They pumped despite the bad news yesterday so who knows

[Anonymous No.54281216]

>>54280494
What do you mean? Is the dump going to continue today? My guess is the real shitshow will start going into the Friday close.

[Anonymous No.54281245]

>>54280246
So technically I'd have to wait until Friday before close to sell my shares? how does it work/what time are the contract options settling?

[Anonymous No.54281253]

>>54280284
We’re gettin rich and bangin hoes. You looking for a new board?

[Anonymous No.54281254]

>>54280631
i have become physically and psychologically attracted to this anime girl in particular and her curve.

[Anonymous No.54281281]

>>54280631
I've said it before and I will say it again. Put some damn shoes on, you sk0nk.

[Anonymous No.54281286]

>>54281178
I almost trust the UK CB less than ECB.

In terms of faggotness UK>EU>US>JP

[Anonymous No.54281302]

holy shit

https://halturnerradioshow.com/index.php/en/news-page/world/bulletin-ubs-seeking-to-terminate-credit-suisse-deal

[Anonymous No.54281306]

>>54281254
>>54281281

[Anonymous No.54281313]

OH MY GOD STOP PUMPING LIKE MANIACS

[Anonymous No.54281316]

>>54281302
nothing ever happens

two more weeks

[Anonymous No.54281323]

>>54281302
Instead of too-big-to-fail let's call it too-big-to-deal, as in this shit's too massive and exhausting to deal with it now, *yaaaawwwwn* let's all go take naps instead.

[Anonymous No.54281357]

>>54281306
Fugg this gay planet. If it wasn't for my disgustingly scarred body as a result of anxiety and poor diet during my years of adolescence, I could have this. I always manage to get chicks on dates, but whenever they jump my bones I simply have to reject them because I remember that disfigured skin. T-t-t-thanks god for crippling me :(

[Anonymous No.54281358]

>>54280284
Yeah it has gotten bad. It used ot be comedic gold.

[Anonymous No.54281402]

Black Monday coming

[Anonymous No.54281403]

>>54281357
You still have your gain, right?

[Anonymous No.54281404]

>>54281302
>source is some hysterical retard
amazing

[Anonymous No.54281421]

>>54281402
Unless Dow plunges over 8000 points in a single day, even a doomer schizo like me doesn't see that happening, at least not on the same scale as 1987

[Anonymous No.54281425]

>>54280284
>/pol/ is total garbage now
It's deliberate.

[Anonymous No.54281426]

>>54281306
>price tags on apron to subtley highlight that she just bought it specifically for looking after you

hnnnnnnng

[Anonymous No.54281435]

Oh my FUCKING god these FUCKING FUTURES.

WHY THE FUCK ARE PEOPLE STILL BUYING? WHAT THE FUCK NEEDS TO HAPPEN FOR BULLS TO STOP FUCKINGGGGG BUYING? EVERY SINGLE THING THAT IS HAPPENING ECONOMICALLY IS BAD. BUT IT'S LIKE THE WORSERT THE FUCKING NEWS GETS, THE MORE AND HARDER THE BULLS BUY. FUCKING CHRIST I'M SO SICK OF THIS SHIT. LET IT CRASH LET IT GODDAMN FUCKING FINALLY CRASH,

[Chud No.54281447]

this thread smells

[Anonymous No.54281463]

>>54281435
It's the WEF plan. Make sure everyone holds the bags at the top.
Then 1929 that shit and have everyone rope. Then bring in the great reset

[Anonymous No.54281465]

wow

[Anonymous No.54281472]

Have you ever actually LOOKED at who the WEF members are?

Banking and fund management

[Anonymous No.54281474]

>>54281435
if you were in WFC puts you would not be rageposting

[Anonymous No.54281479]

>>54281435
Kek this is how I feel bagholding a EURUSD short. Any news or somebody important breathes into a microphone then it goes fucking flying. Just blindly BUY BUY BUY. Dumb stubborn mumu needs to learn.

[Anonymous No.54281483]

>>54281472
I have a suspicion

[Anonymous No.54281491]

>>54281403
I have physical gainz as I need to compensate for my ugliness. We really do live in the worst timeline. Still too far away from 2D anime maid/broker waifus... I always do this, going on smg after my gym session. I have quite literally associated this anime maid broker waifu with my post gym time. It's starting to worm its way into my head, what do I do bros?
Anyway, why the hell is DAX pumping? What the hell?

[Anonymous No.54281507]

>>54281447
Such a good anime... except for the last episode which was just garbage. How in the hell did the katana dude lose? Fuckin giga plot armor bullshit writing. Bearish for anime in my opinion

[Anonymous No.54281520]

>>54281479
>FOREX
I don't trade this bullshit. Unlike commodities or stocks it's not cyclical. It can go straight in one direction and never look back. Although EUR/USD seems to be most balanced

[Anonymous No.54281535]

>>54281447

[Anonymous No.54281539]

Short nasdaq NOW

[Anonymous No.54281545]

>>54281539
I am and it's been a bumpy ride

[Anonymous No.54281584]

why is tax reporting so fucking stone aged in my country.

i have to manually count losses from all my buys last year. so fukken gay.

this might the biggest motivator to not make stupid day trading bs trades so i dont have manually count it next year.

[Anonymous No.54281588]

Loving these scamwick EU sessions. It's become a trademark, really genius EU, good job.

[Anonymous No.54281603]

>>54281404
its real

https://www.reuters.com/markets/deals/ubs-set-talks-with-michael-klein-terminate-credit-suisse-investment-bank-deal-ft-2023-03-21/

>>54281447
>>54281535
why do so many people like feet?

[Anonymous No.54281612]

>>54281135
Animal webms are the only thing that bring me joy on this God-forsaken website.

[Anonymous No.54281613]

>>54281535
>>54281447
Put some shoes on ladies. You are in the presence of highly erudite folk in the midst of a civilized discourse. I believe I speak for everyone when I say that we do not want your stinky bare feet in our well-groomed faces. Such lewd behavior should be kept in the bedroom and for your dear husband only.

[Anonymous No.54281615]

how does my investing career look like boys???

[Anonymous No.54281619]

>>54281357
>not keeping your clothes on while tearing hers off like a rapist
yngmi

[Anonymous No.54281634]

>>54281613
were you in DHT or STNG i can’t remember

[Anonymous No.54281642]

>>54281615
>nov 22
You had a shot and you blew it

[Anonymous No.54281643]

>>54280388
wrong that violent dump into close is whats fake

[Anonymous No.54281648]

>>54281634
I am wherever you want to be, my dear /smg/bro

[Anonymous No.54281655]

[Anonymous No.54281666]

>>54281642
yeah i gambled on some fed day like a retard. i tried to guess when i usually just wait for the direction and get in then.
my scatterbrain fucked me over and didnt have a stop loss that would have given me 1/3 of that loss.

The latest drop i tightened my sl and it got triggered then about day or two later it dumped hard in the way my thesis was.

now im focusing on a system and trying to be mechanical in that.

[Anonymous No.54281677]

>>54281666
sucks for you, I just went all in on SQQQ whenever it was under 35 and cashed out whenever it was over 45.
I haven't touched stonks in weeks

[Anonymous No.54281680]

FRC baggies are you holding out for Dimon or are you just gonna eat your loss at 15-18?

[Anonymous No.54281704]

>>54281435
bounce after a sudden dump, calm your titties

[Anonymous No.54281707]

What even is this market? Dump 2% and now pump 2%? This is beyond jewed
I still think it's gonna drop though

[Anonymous No.54281714]

>>54281603
feet is a beta male fetish, and internet porn is driven mostly by lonely beta males

[Anonymous No.54281720]

>>54281707
Powell is a pussy, we're 100% going down down in an earlier round

[Anonymous No.54281730]

>>54281655
I think today FINMA said it was rightful, because reasons.

[Anonymous No.54281749]

>>54281044
>LMAO@DAX and CAC
>Their drop was ridiculous in regards to DOW and now they almost fully recovered
Bought more Eurostoxx and DivDax ETFs the day before yesterday, about equally weighted with USD denominated ETFs now, to reduce the volatillity of my boomer investment portfolio regarding Euro/Dollar fluctuations.

[Anonymous No.54281752]

>>54281720
Everyone is a pussy. So many banks around the world are doing mere 25 bps. Do they seriously think that 25 bps amounts to anything? They are just dragging this out as long as possible to maximize their gainz.

[Anonymous No.54281754]

>>54281655
Panther's Tepper?

[Anonymous No.54281768]

Why is Swiss inflation so low? They didn't even break 4%, even in 2008, they barely broke 3%. They only now started hiking and interest rates are only at 1.5%.
I'm starting to think they are good with money. But what's making their currency so stable?

[Anonymous No.54281775]

WHAT THE FUCK (and i cannot stress this enough) WAS THAT?

[Anonymous No.54281803]

>>54281768
Their wages + prices are already inflated like crazy compared to other European countries. Also they have a lot of hydro power so their energy bills weren't that fucked.

[Anonymous No.54281817]

If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same.

[Anonymous No.54281826]

Me trading on the day of 3/23/2023

[Anonymous No.54281838]

>>54281826
I also need more coffee, clearly
https://twitter.com/ianbremmer/status/1638271461352787996

[Anonymous No.54281866]

>>54281707
It's called a dead nigger bounce, or a retard boner, it happens all the time.

[Anonymous No.54281870]

EVERYTHING IS FINE. DO NOT PULL YOUR MONEY OUT. THANK YOU.

[Anonymous No.54281876]

>>54281866
>dead nigger bounce, or a retard boner
Sounds a bit racist to be honest, but it does make sense considering only groids can be that retarded

[Anonymous No.54281888]

At this point I make money just to make money. Besides investing and my job I don't have a life. What's it all for?

[Anonymous No.54281889]

>>54281870
>credit Suisse is fine, well, so far
>frantically covers nose and tells himself to stop talking

[Anonymous No.54281898]

>>54281768
Swissfag here
We've a fuckton price control agencies that keep prices in check, so the companies can't offload inflation on consumers like in europe. Food prices are already high compared to europe average, so the distributors and import nigger have to eat it. Also swiss people mostly buy swiss products. So higher european prices doesn't translates to higher prices here.

[Anonymous No.54281900]

>>54280284
>/pol/ is total garbage now
Because there are no happenings. Always the way.

[Anonymous No.54281912]

>>54281768
Sneaky mountain jews.

[Anonymous No.54281914]

FRC bros... you realize it's going to be 5 years before we see green right?

[Anonymous No.54281929]

>>54281472
>people who work in finance visit an event where the state of the world economy is discussed
holy shit

[Anonymous No.54281934]

>Biden talking about back-to-back terms
>pic related happens
>JPow doesn't care about collapsing the financial system and raising rates more anyways for the lulz i guess idk

we're fucked, aren't we? should i start learning russian? i really hate mandarin it's the most awful language i've ever heard i really don't want to be forced to learn that shit.

[Anonymous No.54281937]

>>54281870
Dude he literally told you to buy chinese yuan yesterday.

[Anonymous No.54281957]

AYO WSG MY SOXL NIGGAS. YA'LL READY FOR THIS PUMP TO $20? DON'T MISS OUT ON THIS BIG OPPORTUNITY MY NIGGAS, THESE TYPE OF PUMPS DON'T COME TOO OFTEN AND I JUST NEED YA'LL NIGGAS TO HAVE FAITH IN SOXL, YA FEEL ME? ANYWAYS I GOT UP EARLY TODAY TO LET YA'LL KNOW SOXL WOULD BE THE PLAY THE REST OF THE WEEK. YA'LL NIGGAS TAKE HEED AND GET THAT BREAD, AIGHT?

[Anonymous No.54281992]

>>54281937
No, he didn't. Those are dangerous lies comrade. Everything is fine.

[Anonymous No.54282012]

>>54281898
are there shortages of goods or do you see shortages coming because of the price controls?

[Anonymous No.54282025]

>Short Seller Hindenburg Says ‘Another Big One’ Coming Soon

>Hindenburg Research said it will soon release a new report, two months after the US short seller’s explosive allegations against Adani Group wiped more than $100 billion off the Indian conglomerate’s market value.

Softlanding sisters ... not like this

[Anonymous No.54282039]

Anyone else feeling like 3/23/23 seems like a good crash date?

[Anonymous No.54282062]

>>54282039
I found my old tablet yesterday and most apps which logically wouldn't need any updates just aren't useable. A lot of people are tech tired.

[Anonymous No.54282097]

>>54282012
no nothing. the only thing that could really affect prices are wages, which people has a tendency to complain about.

[Anonymous No.54282101]

>>54281870
>>54281889
its because his lies smell so bad

[Anonymous No.54282112]

Boil bros....

[Anonymous No.54282125]

>>54281957
stfu

[Anonymous No.54282148]

>>54282112
Retail will never learn not to fuck with the widowmaker will it?

[Anonymous No.54282153]

>>54281870
oh shit he did the signal!!! i never noticed

[Anonymous No.54282230]

GOOD MORNING SMIGGERS

[Anonymous No.54282238]

>>54280291
roughly 50%

[Anonymous No.54282271]

>>54280562
Only losers like black trans cock

[Anonymous No.54282274]

HOLY SHIT TECH BROS

[Anonymous No.54282278]

is the fx income sheet the one where i get my tax info from on interactive bros???

any eurobros here??

[Anonymous No.54282308]

>+4% on soxl
damn wtf is this premarket bullshit

[Anonymous No.54282309]

>pivot occurred
>no pump
I have no hope left.

[Anonymous No.54282325]

>>54281898
>suisse
Damn, I envy you mountain jews. Your salaries are higher and taxes are actually lower % than here in Francistan. Stuff might be more expenisve but you can to france to buy shit or do groceries if you live near the border.

[Anonymous No.54282326]

>>54282309
SPY should pump to 400 so I can short it as it goes back down to 395

[Anonymous No.54282344]

>>54281655
>retard gets wiped out big
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUH TRUST IN WHOLE EU IS AT STAKE
what a clown

[Anonymous No.54282345]

>>54282308
EVERYTHING IS FINE

[Anonymous No.54282347]

>>54282025
Oh man these dudes again.

[Anonymous No.54282350]

>>54280152
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLe_yn7Uq14

Would you go long or short /smg/ ?

[Anonymous No.54282367]

>>54282350
I would not hold any position for a long time. There is so much crabby volatility to hold anything longer than a week

[Anonymous No.54282376]

>>54282325
it's not that hard to come from france if you've got some marketable skills. there's literally workers shortage now, so we've seen a lot of foreigner influx in recent months. If you really want to make a change, just drop your dumpster fire of a country and make the change. You might not be a homeowner, but you'll still end up with more money than staying in france. Opportunity is about being flexible

People are assholes tho. prepare for lowkey racism if you go to the french side (but you should aim for Zürich tho)

[Anonymous No.54282380]

>>54281603
Its about a deal credit suisse made with an American. Now ubs is on the hook for that deal.

[Anonymous No.54282392]

>>54282025
>'Another Big One’ Coming Soon
hopefully this time about some big US bank

[Anonymous No.54282414]

>futures

[Anonymous No.54282416]

>>54282376
that watch is ugly as hell

[Anonymous No.54282508]

wait, that was the moass?

[Anonymous No.54282514]

My poorfolio has been crabbing since 2021.

[Anonymous No.54282525]

>>54282414
i love this webm ^_^

[Anonymous No.54282530]

>>54282376
>workers shortage
In what areas?
>german side
Gotta learn german then I only remember how to count and 2 more things

[Anonymous No.54282535]

>>54282376
Took a bus from Hamburg to Venice a few years back, because i was broke but wanted a change of scenery. However, i got travel sick and had to abandon the bus in Zürich, as i was dry heaving for an hour or so.
I bought a few bootles of water at the train station (luckily they accepted my Euros) and went to the park to lay down and calm my stomach. As i was puking nothing but water into the grass for hours, the park filled up with immigrants, mainly Arabs. They put down a blanket and enjoyed the sun. The air smelled like cumin and there where masses of tiny prayer carpets they used when a religions dude called to prayer.
One of the most bizarre moment of my life.
Never went to that shithole again.

[Anonymous No.54282559]

>>54282530
>german
Fuckin hate how swiss and austrian people butcher german. But they can't compete with what Netherlands did to it.

t.non-german who likes/loves the language

[Anonymous No.54282608]

>>54280170
6/10 feet, not bad but not great. not enough wrinkles

[Anonymous No.54282633]

>>54282309
Anon an actual pivot causes market crashes. Pivots aren't bullish at all.

[Anonymous No.54282643]

>>54282559
kek German itself has a fuck ton of dialects in Germany. It's mostly people in the north that speak High German. And it's only called that because they're more north and higher up on maps, it doesn't mean it's the superior form of it.

[Anonymous No.54282653]

>>54282643
That's how it always works though. In the northern hemisphere going north means more industrial while lower means more farmland. So people stereotype them with being stupid and lesser. See america, korea, india, ETC

[Anonymous No.54282656]

Schwab 5.5% CD

[Anonymous No.54282665]

>>54282653
>stereotypes dont begin via established patterns

[Anonymous No.54282666]

>>54282656
that explains why reits dumped, all the short term investors are gone

[Anonymous No.54282675]

>>54282665
begin yes, stay no. See the absolute stupidity of places like Scandinavia or again korea

[Anonymous No.54282683]

>>54281425
People have been saying this shit since forever. Even when it was /new/ there was that "totally real but secret member's area" "screencap" of the JIDF website clearly made in mspaint

[Anonymous No.54282693]

>>54282643
Nah, in Hessen people also are pretty neutral. Except for the foreignerslang that creeps into the language. I know it doesn't have to do with north. I live in germany.

Was in Hamburg, but can't remember anymore if they have dialect. People from Berlin have.."ICKE"

[Anonymous No.54282701]

>>54282675
All I know anon is people that do shitty jobs cope by getting a sense of pride about it and no intelligent person can accept such conditions long term

[Anonymous No.54282717]

>>54280364
This poem is too wordy and long, the rhymesceme is just a bunch of couplets, and the's no consistent metre. A limerick might have been better anon. Brevity is the soul of wit.

[Anonymous No.54282734]

>>54282717
I'm assuming that it's AI generated.

[Anonymous No.54282735]

>>54282701
There's nothing wrong with blue collar work anon. A lot of people enjoy it. If you don't then its up to you to fix your life and steer it in another direction. But there are people that genuinely love it

[Anonymous No.54282737]

>>54280364
And so any newfag who here finds his foots
Remember the faget who held no WFC puts

[Anonymous No.54282742]

>>54282735
t. Copes by clinging to pride

[Anonymous No.54282749]

STLA is my best performer right now. Still up 40% only reason I'm not down 30.
Man.

[Anonymous No.54282750]

>>54282742
I'm a software engineer working from home half naked anon

[Anonymous No.54282759]

Why do people believe BOIL has a chance to return to double digit dollar prices? Is it schizoidism or is there something to it?

[Anonymous No.54282778]

>>54282742
What a retard. There are people who simply are more skilled manually. So what the fuck is your stupid argument about pride.

And don't even try to come at me. Got land and money to gamble on the stock market.

[Anonymous No.54282799]

>>54282778
You are ignorant, a literal fool. I pray that indeed every day is day one for you, so that you may never learn. I suspect it is the case. A blessing in disguise.
>>54282750
Cool

[Anonymous No.54282805]

>>54280477
Futures mean dick all

[Anonymous No.54282818]

>>54280307
Meow.

[Anonymous No.54282830]

>>54282799
>You are ignorant, a literal fool. I pray that indeed every day is day one for you, so that you may never learn. I suspect it is the case. A blessing in disguise.

Not a single point made.

[Anonymous No.54282842]

buuuuurniin up, just like the puts you tried to insinuaatte
you lied to everyone you knew
>And what's the worst you take? (Worst you take)
>From every heart you break? (Heart you break)

And like the bids youve slain (bids you stain)
Well, I've been. holding.
on
TONIGHT
>What's the worst that I can say?(bobo)
Things are better if I saaaaay
im soo0 long and gooodnighttt
So looong, and GOOOODNIIIIGHT(BOBO)

[Anonymous No.54282847]

>>54282830
Kek, you fucking idiot.

[Anonymous No.54282857]

>>54282847
Again, must have stung.

[Anonymous No.54282889]

>>54282857
Listen cupcake, you literal subhuman mongrel. It is a matter of force multiplication ans extensibility with the world around you. It has nothing to do with the fact this world has afforded you a stable life, the notion that this is your measure of anything is fucking hilarious. I am talking to a dog, lmfao. Let's say you possess the physical performance of Shaquille O'Neil, this is not even remotely close to the human potential allowed by pursuits that are not physical in their base. You are robbing yourself by telling yourself the stories your grandpa told you. That dumbfuck ate lead paint, and hell, sounds like you grew up in the same house.

[Anonymous No.54282892]

Why are chink stocks mooning? Did winnie say anything relevant in Russia?

[Anonymous No.54282894]

SCHD bros..

[Anonymous No.54282897]

>>54282842

[Anonymous No.54282900]

>>54280152
bogleheads we cant stop winning

[Anonymous No.54282922]

>>54282889
Take meds now, please.

[Anonymous No.54282935]

>>54282922
Even Shaquille O'Neil is a white collar man these days, he makes much more money than what his body ever allowed him to.

[Anonymous No.54282953]

>>54282892
DXY heeming, Russia/Iran/China trade talks continuing. Less dollar trade = less money siphoned by the fed into the us = stronger emerging economies

[Anonymous No.54282961]

normie sentiment is the highest since jan 2022, believing the next bull run is right around the corner

[Anonymous No.54282970]

everything going down pretty consistently this week

[Anonymous No.54282974]

>>54282970
Would not be surprised if we ended up crabbing again

[Anonymous No.54282973]

>>54282735
There used to be nothing wrong with it. now it's synonyms with drunk mexicans.

[Anonymous No.54282990]

>>54282973
maybe in texas. In non shithole states only the ironworkers drink on the job

[Anonymous No.54282999]

what was the last CPI reading?

[Anonymous No.54283005]

>>54282974
my poorfolio has been crabbing for two years ._.

[Anonymous No.54283007]

>>54282701
>anon is people that do shitty jobs cope by getting a sense of pride about it and no intelligent person can accept such conditions long term
There are people who make their blue collar work their identity. Its dumb but they do it. So they love breaking themselves down to the bone because it gives them valued view of themselves.

[Anonymous No.54283013]

>>54282900
Comfy Living.

[Anonymous No.54283015]

>>54282990
Almost all construction workers in every corner of the planet are wasted the majority of their week

[putsRnotDaWae No.54283026]

Next month is Q1 earnings. I still think they're gonna be somewhat decent but from Q2 we're gonna start to see slowdown and worse earnings. Q3/Q4 is when things could get bumpy especially if inflation gets sticky around 4%..

DCA is the only way. I'm happy with red days same as with green days..

[Anonymous No.54283028]

>>54282974
im slightly upset because the last day to be included in the divvy run was yesterday and the day after it got a lot cheaper

[Anonymous No.54283074]

>>54283015
this is news to me, I'm a sparky

i know it's hard for a STEMoid whose job is as productive as bluehaired HR goons to understand what it's like to contribute to the economy, but there really is a world where real things are created by actual people and you are not better than us. Quite the opposite in fact

[Anonymous No.54283080]

good morning sirs

[Anonymous No.54283099]

>>54283074
I used to be a sparky and we smoked constantly, almost never fucking stopped. I am absolutely fucking serious. Not bullshitting you. I was too high every day, because of all the dudes I worked with. Could hardly even handle it but it was basically required that you smoked.

[Anonymous No.54283108]

>>54281655
Dude loves throwing money at losers.

>In 2015, Tepper donated to both U.S. Senator Charles E. Schumer and then-U.S. House Speaker John Boehner. In 2016, he donated over $1 million to political action committees supporting Jeb Bush and John Kasich's presidential bids.[34] Tepper supported the Jeb Bush 2016 presidential campaign.[35]

[Anonymous No.54283121]

>>54283099
Residential construction I take it? I'm unionized commercial and only the old timers really smoke. Rezzy guys spend all day hustling and shitting it in

[Anonymous No.54283126]

I shorted but didnt close yesterday. I beheemed myself

[Anonymous No.54283128]

>>54283074
Lol retard, taking pride in something literally constrained by how fast your hands can do something.

What a terrible plan for your life, fairly weak potential for scaling. Nothing close to what can be achieved with a simple fucking idea.

[Anonymous No.54283131]

>those futures
what was even the point of yesterday's dump then

[Anonymous No.54283137]

>>54283074
you must be the 1%. I've never had a contractor that could check more than 1 box.
>speaks English
>doesn't smell like weed
>doesn't smell like alcohol
>didnt do a job with more than random shit he cobbled together from his truck bed.

[Anonymous No.54283150]

>>54283131
it was a trap

[Anonymous No.54283151]

>>54283121
We did commercial too, but it was mostly residential. The entire company except me were felons too. Electricians are no better than roofers or bricklayers in my state, with all trades being on the same tier of "no rules at all".

[Anonymous No.54283157]

>jobless claims
Nice pussy hike Jewrome

[Anonymous No.54283163]

>>54283128
lol yeah let me know how being an ideas guy for finance works out for you. Your job exists pretty much 100% on the US' ability to absorb value from the rest of the world through printing fiat and the fact that US corps pay "professionals" to sit around and absorb DEI propaganda to consolidate their power base.

[Anonymous No.54283173]

>>54283137
so you from texas or socal?

[Anonymous No.54283174]

>>54283163
>tradie thinks man with big brain will suddenly stop making fucktons of money

It's adorable

[Anonymous No.54283179]

>>54283151
oh so you were a scab. That sucks, yeah you are basically a meatbag that gets treated and paid like shit

[Anonymous No.54283180]

can someone well versed in options answer this >>54281245
I've got some NVDA token and I don't know what to do with them. I've a feeling this has to stop, but again market's completely clownesque

[Anonymous No.54283191]

>>54283173
I have never even visited either.

[Anonymous No.54283197]

>>54283179
>scab
You mean a non-indentured servant?

[Anonymous No.54283198]

>>54283174
>im big brain because i can push commits twice a day
sure buddy

[Anonymous No.54283212]

>>54283198
>tradie doesnt do it because tradie cant do it
>refers back to his prideful coping

Every time

[Anonymous No.54283213]

>>54283197
Yeah whatever you want to call it, the guys that get paid like shit and worked like dogs. Of fucking course only felons would work with those shops

[Anonymous No.54283222]

>>54283212
ok i kneel, you are very smart and your personal choices are the reason you have a job, you will totally survive the ongoing gutting of the professional job market

[Anonymous No.54283223]

>>54283213
Well that's what construction is for most Americans. That's the majority of it.

[Anonymous No.54283231]

>>54283198
>mfw noticed by senpai

[Anonymous No.54283234]

>>54283223
Again, this is news to me. Everyone I work with lives in some fuckoff-rich suburb

[Anonymous No.54283252]

>>54283234
You are a construction worker yet you are somehow unaware of 80% of construction workers lives? I would like to be so lucky one day.

[Anonymous No.54283259]

>>54283252
Yeah if I didn't know any better I'd say you were talking out of your ass! Haha just kidding buddy

[Anonymous No.54283271]

When does the market open

[Anonymous No.54283274]

>>54283259
Are you at least aware that probably 25% of construction workers live in their car?

[Anonymous No.54283297]

>>54283212
Kek, jumping from one anon to another trying to push your pride bullshit while implyingly claiming to be hyperintelligent.

[Anonymous No.54283310]

>>54283271
45 min

[Baggie !!n/bmk5JRIDg No.54283311]

NEW THREAD
>>54283302
>>54283302
>>54283302
>>54283302

[Anonymous No.54283335]

>>54283297
Luckily for you anon, I care so little about you or anyone else here that I refuse to differentiate between IDs.

[Anonymous No.54283344]

>>54283074
>STEMoid whose job is as productive as bluehaired HR goons to understand what it's like to contribute to the economy
Kek there it is. The seethe at college kids who somehow produce every invention out there but somehow doesnt "contribute" to the economy. Blue collar work is a minor contribution. Thats why its paid so poorly.

[Anonymous No.54283355]

>>54283335
Yes, sure. You thought you'd be still arguing with me, as if I had interest in wasting my time with you.

[Anonymous No.54283359]

>>54283131
Every fed day it dumps then pumps for rest of week. I tried to warn some of you yesterday. Its not that weird.

[Anonymous No.54283645]

Wtf are you 2 dips even arguing about, I couldn't work it out, one of you is a wagie and the other guy is mad at him for some reason, you're both dumb

[Anonymous No.54283938]

This dithering Jewess Yellen is going to burn your bankie bags. Say goodbye to the entire us economy.

[Anonymous No.54285216]

>>54283311
TOO EARLY, BAGGOT

[Anonymous No.54285267]

>>54282889
>It is a matter of force multiplication anus extensibility
We in the shit pussy economy now?