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Go to sleep, wagie, fun time is over for today.

>> No.54275835
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>>54275748
thx boss. i just finished clean aisle 5 BTW. See you tomorrow

>> No.54275885

>>54275748
My wfh job didn't even let us tell each other our full names. We only knew the first names. Weird but I guess they were scared we'd leave and start our own rival project together. So after working with those people for 5 years I don't even know who they are.

>> No.54275890
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>>54275835
Damnit she didn't even take a regular solid shit, she had to somehow make it worse

>> No.54275971
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>>54275890
in USA she is a 7/10

>> No.54276019

>>54275748
Imagine being such a wagecuck that you blot out a sign that subjugates you and your slavery so your boss doesn't cop heat lmao. Do wagecucks even!? What even do wagecucks?! Has anyone gone as far as to decide what wagecuck?!

Capcha: 0pvKMS

>> No.54276021
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>>54275835
>>54275890

>> No.54276203
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and thx for the free office lunch today boss

>> No.54276236
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>>54275971

>> No.54276330

>>54275890
This language is disgusting, I recognise barely anything, other than a few words that look like english/german words

>> No.54276426

The minion meme escalates this from a usual subpar boomer 4/10 to a solid 10

>> No.54276442
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Thx for the drink boss

>> No.54276526
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going home boss. see you tomorrow

>> No.54276637

>>54276526
how are you supposed to have sex in that living arrangement

>> No.54276748

>>54276637
part of the agreement is no sex, yes its real.

>> No.54276777

>>54275748
>No fun allowed
>Teehee lets put a minion meme on it! They're funny!

>> No.54276822
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>>54276637
sex is for people with money

>> No.54276839
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at least tonight at home i can enjoy life after long day of work

>> No.54276913

>>54276822
The fuck did this goblin get a 1/2 decent viet chick?

>> No.54276977
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>>54276913
maybe sell its startup 100million freedom dollar. money can buy lot of things

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anon you did not dance enough today. try to show more motivation tomorrow. you like being part of the family, right ?

>> No.54277044
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>>54275748
Kek reminds me of when I got off the clock and a chick (coworker) stopped me so she could give me her number (she was working, but it was like a 30 second exchange) and just as she did that, this fatass weird ugly manager turns the corner and witnesses the exchange. Says nothing, but the very next day starts yelling at her basically seething and talking shit about me too (like saying "this guy has no future". Dumb nigger probably doesn't even have a portfolio let alone in 6 figs, lol. To be fair it no longer is in 6 figs, but whatever. Next run I plan to retire anyways since I almost did it last run). Anyways I ended up getting into a heated argument with him. He got moved to another store and they let me go like a month afterwards too.
Employers can suck my cock. Never had a good experience with any job in general since they are all tryhards or just straight up weirdos.

>> No.54277095

>>54276913
He's still more masculine than 90% of asian 'males'

>> No.54277098

>>54275971
God she's hot.

>> No.54277115
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>>54276822
Is this what the average programmer looks like?

>> No.54277132

>>54276330
t. One language only amerimutt

>> No.54277150
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>>54277115
yes and pic is average US politician paid with your tax/inflation

>> No.54277165
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life is good in the pod

>> No.54277196

>>54276913
asian women actually have souls and will value you for your intelligence and personality, unironically

>> No.54277209

>>54277165
JUST SLEEP IN THE BEDROOM OF A SUBURBAN HOUSE WITH 10 OTHER PEOPLE IN THE SAME ROOM GOY

>> No.54277301

>>54276526
>>54277165
"Eat the bugs, live in the pods. You think you and the other workers deserve better? I think your wages are too high; here, have a recession to change your mind"
- Powell

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anon be careful when taking the bus home. avoid being stabe or burn. see you tomorrow at 9

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open space for better collaboration anon

>> No.54277991

>>54275885
lol what

>> No.54278090

>>54276977
what anime is this?

>> No.54278097

>>54277150
Neither of those people are politicians, dumbass

>> No.54278137
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>>54278090
Campfire Cooking in Another World with my Absurd Skill .it s good. give it a try. i watch it during meeting

>> No.54278149

>>54275748
Time to get your booster to qualify for neetbux.

>> No.54278177

>>54276995
is that a sonichu medallion

>> No.54278230

>>54275748
As a manager i fucking 100% support the message for OP pic, except for that dumb-ass minion shit which makes it childish, unless he or she is being ironic in a 1000iq way with it, which i applaud, i can't tell if its serious, ironic, or fake. My only gripe about it is "Zero non topic discussions" break time and break room is for off topic shit. don't care. but on the job is strictly professional

But as a fucking retail manager who deals with complete failures of late 20 somethings and 30 somethings, the message is true. Work is work, you're not there to have fucking fun. The moment people start having "fun" and making work-friends or cliques, or whatever, it turns into gossip, toxic-ass horseshit, and stupid outta work drama when coworkers date, and productive goes low.

I am not fucking running an adult day care center, and im not gonna wrangle your stupid wagie ass, and im not gonna be your couples-issues therapist. No call, no show, you're out. And you only get one, One fucking chance to correct your gossp horseshit or non-work attitude, or tardyness or drama. Not here to make friends. Here to make profits, and youre here to deliver, and to make yourself money for your work.

No bullshit, work, don't gossip, don't be friends. Not a hard concept. Fuck I hate man children and women who act like its high schoo all over again. Its fucking work. I get high turn over, but the staff that do stay are my top players, really don't care if they hate me. I don't need to like them personally, only like them professionally, and if they are doing a good job, i give a raise or promotion, and i can still hate the guy while doing it.

>> No.54278244

>>54278137
Holy shit, tacky fucking choice of clothing.

>> No.54278247
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just change sex OP and enjoy free money

>> No.54278260

>>54277980
Black Lives Matter sign on whiteboard on far right. Not a single black person in the office, in one of the most diverse cities in the country. Fucking kek

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>>54276839

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boss want to see me tomorrow. not sure why...had a bad day today

>> No.54278369

>>54278230
Is this a copypasta I am not aware of?

if not...
>But as a fucking retail manager who deals with complete failures

Pot calling the kettle black much?

>> No.54278403

>>54278230
Retail is a shitty job and by default has a terrible work environment. Nothing is worse than dealing with idiotic consoomers and endless faggotry. I am shocked you haven't been beaten senseless with a baseball bat after work hours in the parking lot or something.

>> No.54278477

>>54278403
Its simple, everybody gets treated like adults equally. I'm not here to hold your fucking hand, or read you a story book. Do your job.

>> No.54278481

>>54276526
Laughably stupid comparison. If a slave didnt want to come into work their slave master would have a pack of feral dogs fucking rip them to pieces. If you call out your hourly job you might get written up? Maybe? Nobody is making you work, bro.

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at least i can go back home and spend time with my soon

>> No.54278517

>>54278230
didn't read

>> No.54278545

>>54278247
>nooooo why have I been laid off first

>> No.54278556

>>54276839
It has to be a bit

>> No.54278573
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enough fun for today. going for dinner now

>> No.54278645

>>54278573
I hate this fat fuck

>> No.54278814

>>54278230
>But as a fucking retail manager who deals with complete failures of late 20 somethings and 30 somethings
>and im not gonna wrangle your stupid wagie ass

you're job is literally wagie wrangler. You are a retail manager. Maybe if you were a better boss they'd give a shit. I don't know. I've worked a lot of shit jobs in my 20s until now, never in retail, but I imagine it sucks massive dick. The average person is profoundly retarded, having to deal with them on a daily basis sounds absolutely hellish. I've worked in call centers before, and at least the way I imagine it, I think retail would be even worse

>> No.54278885

>>54278573
‘cado on the ‘logue

>> No.54278957

>>54275890
Last panel:
>now we will know not!
???? This is my only guess for this comic

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>>54276526
Time May change me
But I can’t change time

>> No.54279039

>>54278481
the slave got free housing. the modern wagie pays thousands just for a bed in los angeles

>> No.54279073

>>54278481
Excellent bait. As if an untimely demise isn’t at hard either way.

>> No.54279188

>>54276526
You have 3 choices within 2 feet of you. Getting bored with Tiffany? Go fuck yan

>> No.54279229

>>54275890
>>54276021
I love dirkjan

>> No.54279255

>>54278137
she looks like a canadian ranger

>> No.54279273

>>54276839
i wish this dude was an agent sponsored by china or russia but these fags genuinely live in our society

>> No.54279282

>>54278230
A sadistic A.I. wrote this.

>> No.54279304

>>54278137
>cybersecurity isn't hard because all my coworkers do the actual work and I'm paid to fulfill my company's diversity quota