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Matched with a girl on Buble and she says she "has witch vibes", but shes hot.

Hit it or stay away?

>> No.54273493

>>54273441
Don't stick your dick in crazy.

>> No.54273510

>>54273441
You should bring her to your place and watch her fuck black men

>> No.54273512

>>54273493
what could go wrong?

>> No.54273545
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54273545

>>54273512
>#metoo
>sues you
>kills you
>keeps your baby
>gets you taken to jail

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54273553

The witch shit is irrelevant because she's just a dumb roasty
However
>buble
Sounds like some dumb e-dating shit so stay away

>> No.54273564

>>54273441
Hit it THEN stay away

>> No.54273617

>>54273441
>went on a date with girl from Match
>she says during dinner she loves to travel
>flip table over and leave without paying
best date in years

>> No.54273652

>>54273545
what are the signs she's crazy?

>> No.54273661

>>54273441
I dunno but an excorism while having sex might be fun. She might even go for it. Sounds kinky. In reality 99% of witches are Harry Potter normies that want to feel special.

>> No.54273667

>>54273652
feminism

>> No.54273679

>>54273441
why do you act like you have any chance to bang at all.

>> No.54273854

>>54273441
>>54273652
it's a bit of an art to do decipher. you generally need a bit experience. here's my red flags:

>hyper sexual (all girls love sex, but there's a certain type that is overboard)
>extreme fashion style which serves to get attention
>autism
>liar
>hyper leftie, most women lean left and support feminism and that's usually fine, what you need to watch for is an obsession with feminism and related politics
>rides horses
>bpd
>clout chaser (cares too much about social media)

trust your gut usually though. if something feels off, it probably is.

>> No.54274012

>>54273854
girl i've been with seems to hit these
>hyper sexual
>extreme fashion style which serves to get attention
>autism
>hyper leftie
>bpd (not sure about this one)
how do i get rid of her without getting burned?

>> No.54274244

>>54274012
You have to move slow. Just drift over time. Try to see if you can find her someone else somehow. Make sure you have texts confirming everything you guys are up to is consensual.

>> No.54274345

>>54273441
hit it then stay away

>> No.54274416

>>54273854
>it's a bit of an art to do decipher
Nah. It's easy. If she's publicly stating she has witch vibes that probably means she's an attention seeker with little personality trying make herself seem kewl by saying she has witch vibes.

Actual oddballs usually try to mask that.

>> No.54274507

>>54274244
thanks bro

>> No.54274607

>>54273510
Kill yourself.

>> No.54274646

>>54273652
I had a girl who I fucked in the back of my car who told me she was madly in love with me. We had not met before going out. Blocked on everything. Nope!

>> No.54274712

>>54273652
she “has witch vibes”

>> No.54274808

>>54273441
Make her cast an enlargement spell on your penis.
This is terrible financial advice.

>> No.54274901

>>54273441
Pump her and then dump her
Don’t divulge any personal info
Use a burner