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/smg/, the /smg/ edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

In the previous episode:
>>54269124

>> No.54270172

Well FRC bros... guess we wait to see what they do. Best case scenario they get a capital infusion, worst case scenario it gets bought by JPM for pennies.

>> No.54270173
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>DXY down
>stocks red

Could it get more perfect?

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>> No.54270177 [DELETED] 
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ALL BEARS AND JOURNALISTS MUST HANG

>> No.54270180
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>this market
>this world

>> No.54270182
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54270182

>these journalists

>> No.54270184

>>54270147
Now we pump because the algos are no longer listening to those faggot reporters

>> No.54270185

i hope none of you bought options
cant imagine the theta loss retail suffered from this

>> No.54270188
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54270188

Love me sum Jeanna

>> No.54270191

Most obvious short entrance opportunity in the history of mankind

>> No.54270194

THAT PIC WILL NOT AGE WELL BEYOND THE NEXT 15 MINUTES.

>> No.54270198
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Oh I meant to post full webm. I suck at my job sorry

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>i don't hear capitulation.

>> No.54270208

YELLEN SAVED THE DAY

>> No.54270211
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>POWELL: OH, WE'RE CUTTING SOMETHING
>POWELL: BUT IT'S NOT RATES

>> No.54270214

>>54270185
My covered calls are doing quite well

>> No.54270219
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54270219

BOI OI OI OI OI OING!

>> No.54270228

weak FOMC swings today
but retards still buying

>> No.54270234

> market already pumping

Bobos got btfo

>> No.54270241

why is the market freaking out

>> No.54270243

Is anyone here actually green? how much do you guys make on good days? I have four figures and I feel poor as fuck

>> No.54270245

>>54270185
the casino made a lottttt of money today

>> No.54270249
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54270249

Recovery pump dying again.

>> No.54270250
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>*YELLEN: NOT CONSIDERING BROAD INCREASE IN DEPOSIT INSURANCE

We want to decide who is worthy

>> No.54270255

>market trying to pump after that horrible speech by Powell where he admits he has no clue what's going on

Market bulls finna get heemed after hours. MMs finna dust off the sell algos.

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>SPX barely in the red
We fucking TANKED that rate hike and press conference bros.

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Remember to sell your SOXL contracts before maturity

>> No.54270269
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>> No.54270277

>>54270250
only big dem donors are protected, kek

>> No.54270281

>>54270207
Except he did. Literally 2 US banks and a massive foreign entity.
They're capitulating all over the place, only this time it's not the little guy, it's the Jr. banksters.

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Mumu green

Bobo heemed

>> No.54270283

What did he say this time?

>> No.54270295
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.54270299
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>>54270263
Nothing but green as far as the eye can see

>> No.54270306
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54270306

Damn, what happened, just got home, why red lines?

>> No.54270316

>>54270283
We will not cut until morale improves and our projections say it won't improve in 2023.

Hey has anyone seen Pivoteer?!

>> No.54270317
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WE ARE BACK

>> No.54270321

>>54270214
thats not really buying doe is it

>> No.54270334

>>54270243
4 figs here. I'm still slightly red from the bear market but almost caught up to where break even.
Still a long way to go when soxl was 70. Those were the days.

>> No.54270336

crabs are the apparent winner

>> No.54270339

>Market priced in .25 rate hike
>Dumps super hard to shake out .50 bobos
>Moons hard to shake out 0 mumus
>Ends flat
As god intended.

>> No.54270341
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54270341

Do people seriously bet that stocks go down? They only gain money when other people's investments go down. That's pretty fucked up.

>> No.54270345

>>54270180
schizoing out

>> No.54270353

>>54270334
Seems like an eternity ago.

>> No.54270355

>>54270255
It's almost like nobody can accurately predict the future of the economy. JPow said 25bps and that he will adjust accordingly. Well pump until they're is a unexpected happening in the economy or until the next FOMC

>> No.54270358
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54270358

>missed the generational bottom in october
Everyone that is now priced out forever please leave the thread

>> No.54270364

>>54270321
I'm glad I'm on the other side of it for once

>> No.54270365

>>54270250
its obvious that if it was a bank of the same size in terms of deposits but just regular joes nothing would happen
the contagion was mainly around how many companies would be affected by svb just going under with no insurace to enterprise keeping cash there
you would literally have tens of thousands jobless over night

>> No.54270373

>>54270341
I'm actually getting physically ill looking at this ghoul.

>> No.54270375
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54270375

Buy the nigger bank ahead of the June trade

>> No.54270377
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54270377

> they were a bobo last thread and now they larp as a mumu

>> No.54270383
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>>54270339
>>Dumps super hard to shake out .50 bobos
>>Moons hard to shake out 0 mumus

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>>54270353
I like to think I got paid in experience trading in a bear market.
Remains to be seen

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>>54270373
Leave my ayyfu alone

>> No.54270393

>>54270265
>buy 100 shares SOXL
>100 pairs of large socks show up at my door

>> No.54270399
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Classic Fed day.

>> No.54270405

>>54270334
I remember those. Back then I was losing my ass on CRBP, SOS, and other shit. I'm finally green as of today. did you lose money on shares? or options?

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theba gang :DD

>> No.54270414
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>>54270358
I bought in October. I buy after every hike dump. People told me I was catching a falling knife. But here I am Owning and Happy.

>> No.54270418

Wtf is happening...

>> No.54270424

>>54270341
Men are more attractive than women baseline, fact not even being gay rn

>> No.54270427
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>> No.54270429
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>>54270383

>> No.54270431

Time to get heemed boilbros

>> No.54270434

>>54270377
I larp as whatever is the funniest in the current moment

>> No.54270436
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>>54270188

Jeanna recap
>>54269254
>>54269266
>>54269275
>>54269289
>>54269335
>>54269646

>> No.54270449

>>54270243
Fed days are best, love trading the volatility. Key is to be nimble and look for short runs and not home runs. Best day in the month here

>> No.54270451

>>54270358
>>54270375
>>54270377
>>54270386
>>54270390

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTQbiNvZqaY

>> No.54270452

>>54270198
>somebody actually took the time to make this
bullish

>> No.54270453
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>>54270418
Trading. Trading is happening, son.

>> No.54270454

They said the banks are fine

>> No.54270458

>>54270436
BLOOMBERG'S FINEST. MIKE McKEE

>> No.54270462

>>54270405
Just trying to swing soxl soxs the whole way down like people itt

>> No.54270470
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>>54270188
stay away from my gril

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>>54270434
same

>> No.54270474

>>54270418
Market priced in the 25 hike but the market was also trying to price in rate cuts in 2023 which Powell firmly said would not happen unless SHTF. So markets are trying to digest it.

>> No.54270480

As someone who owns 19 rental properties, im very happy with the FED's decision to stop raising rates.

Now we can stabilize at 4% inflation moving forward, very bullish for people like me. Going to buy TQQQ and just hold for the next 8 years. Poor people are going to suffer, which is the intension of the FED and the economy as usual so everything is going according to plan.

>> No.54270482

>>54270424
heh, maybe when the ages are 60+. At any other point women edge out men in looks, and completely mog men between 15-40

>> No.54270490
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>>54270424
I'm not sure ayyys have earthly defined sexes

>> No.54270501

>>54270188
Who’s the person using the thinkpad while everyone else seems to have a dell?

>> No.54270502

>>54270470
you can have goyslop mutt

>> No.54270503

All that drama and we'll close at +0%

>> No.54270504

>>54270424
That's pretty gay my dude

>> No.54270513

These are some schizo trades going on right now

>> No.54270514
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>>54270185
retard here, I gave my fiancee 100 dollars in vegas last week, she pulled once on slot machine and made 1K off $20. She gave me the money ticket.
quintupled my money on betting college football last season.
Literally up more than all of you big brains

keep trying to guess what the FED will do and playing games(stonks) more rigged the ones I play.

>> No.54270516

>>54270424
>not even being gay rn
It's ok, anon. Let it happen.

>> No.54270519

>>54270424
nope

>> No.54270521

Uh, guys....

>> No.54270522

>>54270470
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btPJPFnesV4

>> No.54270523
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>>54270503
>/smg/ already forgotten about 6% daily inflation

>> No.54270527
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SPY 400. Crab wins again

>> No.54270528
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>>54270503
uh no it'll be -0%

>> No.54270530
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>>54270471
I explicitly come here to give people the worst possible investing advice in a manner that makes it seem trustworthy, while reporting every avatar and name faggot and every single slur used. My sole and only goal is to piss off as many people as possible and make their lives as shit as possible. I find it extremely funny, and I will not stop doing it.

>> No.54270538
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>>54270503
better get comfy anon cause that is all you will see for the next 40 years

>> No.54270539
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>SPY +0.01%
AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>BOBO
>(BOBO)
>YOU MUST FACE ANOTHER DAY
>BOBO
>(BOBO)
>NOW YOUR GAINS HAVE GONE AWAY
>ONCE YOU HAD THEM OOOO-OOOO
>NOW YOU'VE LOST THEM OOOO-OOOO
>BUT YOU'VE LOT THEM, FOREVER BOBO

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Damn I leave for 2 minutes to take a piss and start a late lunch and you fags let the pump fade?

>> No.54270542

>>54270482
Women artificially bump up their attractiveness to even "remotely" mog men who don't even have to try. Case example - Tiktoker brookemonk, passable with makeup on. Absolutely abomination without, I can give numerous more examples where women seem attractive or decent due to the amount of work they put to make themselves presentable. Average men mog average women in sheer features and appearance almost always.

>> No.54270544

>>54270514
Thanks for keeping my city lights on. We'll see you again next year.

>> No.54270549
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>>54270480
I can't afford rent, can I just park my car in one of your 19 driveways and sleep there for a couple weeks til I get on my feet, dawg? Thanks pimp. Also, AAAAAAAA

>> No.54270555
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Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop.

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>>54270185
Seems fine to me

>> No.54270566
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i just bought spy calls for the first time, how screwed am i in 5 trading days?

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>>54270480
30 year fixed all bought pre coof?

>> No.54270579
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>>54270566
Bigly

>> No.54270589

>>54270542
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyNJZ-2Dod4

>> No.54270590

>>54270566
Better get some good pair of kneepads anon

>> No.54270594

>>54270566
how far out of the money did you buy, to "save a buck"? asking for a friend.

>> No.54270600

>>54270482
>8-28
That's all you get. If you ain't mom to it after that, only your hubby will still remember anything better than, meh...
8-12 year old girls run their fathers, 12-28 they rule just about every male.

>> No.54270603

>>54270480
>rental properties
is stagflation bullish for property investment?

>> No.54270605
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LOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR

>> No.54270608

>>54270566
More fucked than BOIL and FMC baggies

>> No.54270612
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>>54270530
You are a piece of shit, but you know that already. Karma will rape you in the ass one day

>> No.54270614
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>>54270490
Elbows on the table, how rude

>> No.54270627

>>54270589
What I'm saying is absolutely factual. Calling me gay is your low value man cope, keep coping.

>> No.54270629
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54270629

>>54270579
>>54270590
it’s over

>> No.54270628

>>54270603
Everything's bullish for property investment as long as you don't have an LVT

>> No.54270630

>>54270566
you'll be fine. This is all noise, but we're going much higher.

>> No.54270631

>>54270480
>im very happy with the FED's decision to stop raising rates.
That didn't happen. Why do you faggots love to gaslight others

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54270633

>>54270544
checked and knew I work construction

>> No.54270635

>>54270608
BOIL baggies don't know yet that they are going to lose 15% of their holdings on April 6

>> No.54270639
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>>54270241
Because the Fed essentially admitted they lost control and they don't know what to do today

>> No.54270643

>>54270566
you could not have possibly picked a worse time to buy

>> No.54270657

>>54270530
I inverse biz

>> No.54270659

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?

>> No.54270664

>>54270594
$400
>>54270630
thanks anon

>> No.54270667

>>54270635
What's on April 6th?

>> No.54270672

>>54270633
this just looks like normal pizza hut pizza to me

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FRC sisters why are our shares still going down?

>> No.54270673
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54270673

Listening to "Timber": Slightly bearish
Listening to "Conga": Extremely bearish

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>>54270471
I thought you guys are all experts with insider information. No wonder your stock picks are so shit. Should have given my money to a real financial advisor like Ross Gerber.

>> No.54270681
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54270681

What do you call this pattern?

>> No.54270683

>>54270629
Sell now and get out, all I can say. Dont be like me and ride them to the end to see where it ends up. Better to be safe than have a chance of being right with a chance of being BTFO

>> No.54270684

cant decide if i should buy now or hold off for the surprise pants shart dump

>> No.54270687

>>54270449
I never pay attention to news. which days are fed days? weekly?

>> No.54270694

What the fuck is happening? 25bps is bullish wtf

>> No.54270693

What would /biz/ do if we were asked to advice the FED? Rate hike or not? I think we could handle it better than them.

>> No.54270698

>pivotbros
>pausesisters
>50bepiseurs
How could this happen?

>> No.54270706

>>54270664
it's over

>> No.54270707
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54270707

The market shall follow the blue line.

>> No.54270712

>>54270530
Jokes on you, I only follow the most retarded stock recommendations.

>> No.54270715

>>54270687
>He doesn't know
ngmi

>> No.54270719

>>54270681
Day trade killer

>> No.54270722

this is easily the most semitic and equitable market in the history of markets

>> No.54270721

>>54270694
It isn't anon. But you never listen when we tried to tell you that.

>> No.54270723

>>54270694
They admitted they don’t know what to do going forward

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54270724

>>54270667

>> No.54270726

>>54270180
Melt up?

>> No.54270727

>>54270681
The jewish shuffle

>> No.54270736
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54270736

>>54270687
When Powell speaks and also on Jan 6th

>> No.54270737

>>54270694
It's not the .25%, it's that Powell said they won't be lowering rates this year. Markets adjusting based on that.

>> No.54270738
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54270738

>>54270471
To be honest, I kind of made it. The road was long, slow and a bit discouraging at times. Most folks here want it all quick and I have nothing to offer for that. /smg/ kept it all fun and in perspective. Hope you all achieve your goals and more. Until then I will enjoy shit posting.

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>>54270694
Did you even watch the conference? it's like you have an addiction of losing money. Wtf

>> No.54270741

>>54270147
Who's gonna be buying some long tesla anticipating their earnings?

They are dropping their prices for cars must mean they are doing well.

>> No.54270757
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54270757

FUCKING SCHIZO MARKET

>> No.54270762

>>54270241
Because the market is driven by algorithms and most actual trading is done overnight.

>> No.54270770

FTSE will tank tomorrow due to unexpected bigger rate rise due to todays unexpected 10.4% CPI
>FTSE will tank tomorrow due to unexpected bigger rate rise due to todays unexpected 10.4% CPI

>> No.54270771

>>54270673
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIb6AZdTr-A

Your taste in Latin music sucks. Gloria is an angel.

>> No.54270793
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54270793

>>54270771
I only report what the charts tell me.

>> No.54270797

bitcorn shat the bed

>> No.54270800
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54270800

>>54270482
Women do not select men 'for their looks' except when they're 16. If you're a 40 year old man with a fat paycheck you get a 25yo thot trophy wife who needs someone to pay her college debts and take her to Venice to smell the poopy water and eat your ass out.

>> No.54270805

>>54270480
I own property in New York and am kind of nervous about where that state is headed. Hopefully soon I can find some retard to buy my houses. I want to be done with owning homes.

>> No.54270808

>>54270739
>>54270737
>>54270721
Did you idiots watch the same press conference? Powell hinted at a pause and pivot

>> No.54270811

ITS OVER

>> No.54270813
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>>54270681
The OOOOO's and the AAAAAA's

>> No.54270817
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>> No.54270822
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54270822

>Anon screams that people are schizo posting
>Yet also complains about a schizo market
Logic is priced in. You have to bet on the unexpected.

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54270824

>>54270770
Thanks i went long on ftse with a x10 leverage

>> No.54270832

>>54270808
time stamp

>> No.54270834

>>54270808
>two more press conferences

>> No.54270835

>>54270800
>25yo
why would I want a fucking hag

>> No.54270840

>>54270808
Yes both of which is extremely bearish for stocks.

>> No.54270848
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54270848

I can't believe my portfolio is going to end up crabbing today...

>> No.54270850

>>54270800
Unironically this. Every thot I graduated with is all cozy with some guy 20 years older than them. It's fucking weird.

>> No.54270853

>>54270762
>most actual trading is done overnight.
As someone who trades futures, I can assure you this is not the case. Volume of trades drops off after market hours, and is especially low overnight

>> No.54270858

>>54270808
He said a regional banking crisis counts as one (1 ((uno)) rate hike. How exactly is that bullish?

>> No.54270868

>>54270832
No time stamp, I said he HINTED. You have to read between the lines with these conferences. They don’t always say what they actually mean.

>> No.54270874

>>54270694
Markets priced in 0

>> No.54270885

WHY IS FRC STILL DROPPING I BOUGHT AT 15

>> No.54270890

at this point i really really wish i owned nothing and ate worms and were happy.

>> No.54270891
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54270891

>>54270808

>> No.54270897

>>54270835
kek, I married a 24 year old but she turned 25 the next day

>> No.54270899

>>54270868
>They don’t always say what they actually mean.
Funny because he has said we can expect more rate hikes for longer every meeting... LMAO

>> No.54270909

>>54270800
What's with you east coasters and your scat fetish?
How old were you when you burned every possible synapse of natural affection? Is this a collective coming of age?

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>>54270800
> Women dont select for looks chud , you just have to be rich !

>> No.54270912

A HIKED PAUSE AND A PAUSED HIKE BOTH JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!

>> No.54270914
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54270914

DOLE ANON WAS RIGHT
BUY DOLE
nobody wants boomer rocks; people love buying $8/lb strawberries

>> No.54270921
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.54270922
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>> No.54270924
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54270924

ARKK short bros.... WE GAAN

>> No.54270925

>>54270800
thats my point. You have the female of our species that prioritizes looking their best, vs the males that prioritize getting resources. so of course women are going to look more attractive then men in the aggregate. It isnt until women have fallen down some pegs that men completely obliterate them

>> No.54270931

>>54270897
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rbm6GXllBiw

Captcha
>pppphp
bout how I think of this market yeah.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.54270938

>>54270897
same thing when you buy a new car, start it, and it instantly loses value.

>> No.54270948

Bulls got absolutely Heemed kek

>> No.54270960
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54270960

BUDDY, LOOK AT FRC COMPUTER

>> No.54270961
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54270961

Hahahahahahahahahaha
I’m going to laugh when I post another screenshot tomorrow when I’m deep itm

>> No.54270963
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54270963

slurping some more PACW

>> No.54270964
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54270964

FRC ANON
POST YOUR LOSSES AHAHAHAHAH

>> No.54270967
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>>54270890
we haven't even started
you vill eat ze bugs after we're done

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54270971

I got paid a dividend in shares for the first time in my life. AMA (the stock is GGB - Gerdau S.A.).

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
It's over

>> No.54270990
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54270990

accelerate

>> No.54271000

>>54270925
t. wants to suck dicks

>> No.54270999
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54270999

>>54270631
With the inflation rates these days, 25 bps is essentially a pause

>> No.54271004

Mumu niggerfaggotniggers sure are quiet after that irrational exuberance an hour ago. What's going on my little stinky cow?

>> No.54271007

>>54270198
wow there are baggies even in hell?

>> No.54271017
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>futures

I thought 25bps was priced in, the fuck is going on here???

>> No.54271020
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54271020

>the small bepis that broke the market's back

>> No.54271023
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54271023

Where we at bobros?

>> No.54271029

>>54270693
Id vote for a rate hike, 50 bps no less. And no bank bailouts because that is what theyre currently doing. I wanna put the squeeze on these companies. Of rate hikes are so bad why do they still have money to swing the market like a shitcoin?

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>>54270964
where's that baggie with cost basis at 33 and that other baggie that bought at 18-19 yesterday. KEKEKEKEKEKE

>>54270963
I'm sure you'll like slurping after hours too

>> No.54271036

10Y down, SPY down, DXY down... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.54271041

>>54270964
owari da

>> No.54271051
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54271051

>>54271007
You think AQB baggies get to leave their bags behind when they die and go to hell?

>> No.54271053

>>54271017
Nothing is ever priced in.

>>54271023
Up in Cathie's bussy (female)

>> No.54271063

yo didn't this nigga just pause hikes after this one? why tf is my SPY shares going down?

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>>54271023

>> No.54271065
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.54271068
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>>54270501
>>54270188
stallman is a senator now

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54271074

>>54270971
How much are you getting taxed on those dividends?

>> No.54271083
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54271083

>>54271023
Bleh, I hedged. But I didn't capitulate, almost

>> No.54271086

>bear trap
If you have cash, buy now.

>> No.54271089
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54271089

I’m big braine debut tiny pockets

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>> No.54271095

i wasnt paying attention, what did jerome say?

>> No.54271098
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54271098

https://youtu.be/wRzdyjT0n10

>> No.54271101

>>54270960
>>54270948
>>54270971
>>54271004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAgnJDJN4VA
>>54270999
literally, he said they might not even go higher than they are right now for the first 10 minutes of the event. he said he thinks everything is essentially in line to keep exactly what they had planned, maybe not even that.
>>54271063
All calls and stops got cleared in 15minutes of each other.
So, the machines are losing their input sources, and mistaking this for a lack of activity.

>> No.54271108

What did I miss? Why is everything red suddenly.

>> No.54271110

stop freaking out.
as long as you are vaccinated you will be fine.

>> No.54271113

>>54270147
FML, I was going to short the fuck out of the SPY

>> No.54271115

i still cant believe they didnt pause today these fucking retards

I should be the fucking F.E.D. chair

>> No.54271117
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MY GAINS

>> No.54271119
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54271119

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
10 min rig

>> No.54271121

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHGAHAHGAHGHGA
ALL MY BOTS ARE SHORT
ALL MY BOTS ARE PRINTING
I WILL BE KING OF NEW VEGAS IN THE APOCALYPSE

>> No.54271122
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54271122

>>54271074
Probably 0, would have to check

>> No.54271128

>>54271101
What part of keeping the course do you not understand? We are hiking until 2024 presidential election and there ain’t nothin you can do but swing trade the volatilitiyy

>> No.54271136

Despite all your negativity, nvidia is still green and up 2% today hahahah

>> No.54271142

>>54271023
Had to de-leverage and close some profitable positions but survived that
>>54271083
>But I didn't capitulate, almost
Same. Came very close to hitting the close all positions button.

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54271141

where the fuck is my end of day ramp

>> No.54271140
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54271140

KEK, BAGGIES, KEK KEK, BAGGIES, KEK KEK, BAGGIES, KEK KEK, BAGGIES, KEK KEK, BAGGIES, KEK KEK, BAGGIES, KEK KEK, BAGGIES, KEK KEK, BAGGIES, KEK KEK, BAGGIES, KEK KEK, BAGGIES, KEK KEK, BAGGIES, KEK KEK, BAGGIES, KEK KEK, BAGGIES, KEK KEK, BAGGIES, KEK KEK, BAGGIES, KEK KEK, BAGGIES, KEK KEK, BAGGIES, KEK KEK, BAGGIES, KEK KEK, BAGGIES, KEK KEK, BAGGIES, KEK KEK, BAGGIES, KEK KEK, BAGGIES, KEK KEK, BAGGIES, KEK KEK, BAGGIES, KEK KEK, BAGGIES, KEK KEK, BAGGIES, KEK KEK, BAGGIES, KEK KEK, BAGGIES, KEK KEK, BAGGIES, KEK KEK, BAGGIES, KEK KEK, BAGGIES, KEK KEK, BAGGIES, KEK KEK, BAGGIES, KEK KEK, BAGGIES, KEK KEK, BAGGIES, KEK KEK, BAGGIES, KEK KEK, BAGGIES, KEK KEK, BAGGIES, KEK KEK, BAGGIES, KEK KEK, BAGGIES, KEK KEK, BAGGIES, KEK KEK, BAGGIES, KEK KEK, BAGGIES, KEK KEK, BAGGIES, KEK KEK, BAGGIES, KEK KEK, BAGGIES, KEK KEK, BAGGIES, KEK

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>> No.54271155

>>54271141
It's an off ramp...

>> No.54271156

>>54270631
Im positive most people here are paid to be here and to shill bullish sentiment. Its become apparent that this has become like reddit where at least one mod is literally from a hedgefund and they just dont care at least the majority. Talk about easily controlling opinion. Same deal here. Take any bullish sentiment with a large bag of salt, you may just be chatting with a hedgefund shill seeking to ruin you. There is no point of me sharing any good potential stocks when these shills might send word back to their boss to completely stump out my chances of getting rich
To any anons going
>youre a schzio
Okay gaslighter, youre just trying to shut down my info. Just like when Cramer talked about manipulating the markets at, iirc a hesgefund, but oh wow almost no attention to that or ramifications.

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>> No.54271159

You all have been posting here at least a full year now; this isn’t your first Daddy Powell week. How were you guys not prepared for this?

>> No.54271165

PULL UP. PULL UP.
RETARD
RETARD
PULL UP. PULL UP.

>> No.54271171
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>>54271089
babbies first volatility trade

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>>54271141
it's right here

>> No.54271178
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54271178

Schizos were right

>> No.54271177

>>54271108
pluto is entering aquarius

>> No.54271180

>S&P down 1.27%
>EUR/USD up 0.9%
As europoor I don't like this

>> No.54271185

>>54270341

Pretty face and eyes, but boobs are disgusting. Needs a boob job. That chess show sucked too.

>> No.54271187
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54271187

5 minutes to make literally free money investing in $BAK earnings

>> No.54271191
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54271191

Who else finna buy T bills?

>> No.54271192

>>54271128
Literally not what he said. He said they may not even have to hike. But if they do, it's exactly what they said, another .10%?

>> No.54271196
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its over bearchuds. no more rate hikes after this

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54271194

And just like that, nothing will ever be green ever again

>> No.54271195
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>>54271095
To paraphrase he said "Basically I have no idea what going on or what to do, here is a .25 rate hike, hope you don't die, see you next month"

>> No.54271198

>>54271095
He said it's literally over

>> No.54271199

>>54271156
>everything I don’t like and disagree with is Reddit
Kek

>> No.54271205

>one man comments about commercial real estate being fucked
>my bags get pumped

>> No.54271208

>>54270850
It is not weird. The 20th century was weird.

>> No.54271207

>>54271063
He also mentioned potential firming actions with other tools and signaled that inflation is not tamed, which means that dovishness here is premature and a guarantor of a return to the pain of high inflation. It's a sign that the Fed might start waffling around on all of this shit, which is bad for markets because that means unpredictable conditions and authoritative responses from outside the market (ie you have to hedge against random Fed pivots).

>> No.54271212
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>>54271141
>>54271140
here's your end of day ramp

>> No.54271215

>>54271156
I don't usually even say anything, they'll immediately call you a paid glowie or whatever. They're just projecting.

>> No.54271217

YO WHY TF THIS SHIT STILL GOING DOWN I NEEDS TO PAY RENT WITH THAT MONEY

>> No.54271218
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54271218

>>54270707
>imagine drawing a single blue line and thinking you can copyright your stupid trading advise and call it professional chart analysis.
FUCKING RETARDED!!!

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>>54271177

>> No.54271230
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54271230

BOIL bros, our time is now! If you bought at today's lows, you're making a once in a lifetime profitable trade. Good for you.

>> No.54271232

>>54271156
They seem like legit baggies to me

>> No.54271235

>>54271195
>>54271198

Not what he said, Bobo nigger.
He said the economy was in a place where no more rate hikes might be needed at all.

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>>54271194
and just like that I agree with a frog

>> No.54271240

I'm dead

>> No.54271246

Is SPY rugging?

>> No.54271247
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54271247

>tfw I almost took profit but pussied out earlier

>> No.54271252

>>54271086
What's a good buy? I'm retarded and new but I have a few thousand bucks, plus no bully.

>> No.54271254
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FRC gang, what’s happening?!

>> No.54271256

>sold SOXS at the bottom
NIGGERS

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54271259

>>54271212

>> No.54271261

>>54271083
Sold some SOXL earlier today. Wew at least I broke even on that stock....after buying mid last year. Well more than that by buying more to lower the average. Get the feeling nvidia has been carrying that stock thes elast few months. Wonder what happens if it dumps along with everything else in it that didnt pump or even recover like nvidia did. Only holding a tiny amount to see what i should do with it, probably shouldve just sold it all desu

>> No.54271263

Ooooooh tomorrow is going to be juicy. I have a mild stuffy right now

>> No.54271265

and then it's gonna go back up during the fucking night. I'm fucking done

>> No.54271271

>>54271218
I wasn't even trying to b8 you yet you got b8ed anyway lmao lurkmoar

>> No.54271273

None of this matters in the mid to long term. The next CPI report will continue to be lower as inflation continues to dissipate. They'll be one more quarter point hike in May and that'll be it. The market will then recover because inflation is not coming back.

>> No.54271272

>>54271187
What a shitty looking chart

>> No.54271277

>>54271254
gapfill. i'm buying now buy now.

>> No.54271278

>>54271089
I like it, I bought April at 5 I bet you do better congrats

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>>54271034
I'll see you in a month

>> No.54271281

>>54271252
GBTC. If you dont want any crypto go for NEE, DUK, QCOM or MSFT.

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>>54271237
Kek

>> No.54271283
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>>54271235
Pure delusion

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54271284

I was working. What did JPOW say?

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holy fuck what happened lmao?

>> No.54271292

I am erect

>> No.54271293

>>54271246
Calls and Puts got cleared on Powell's speech. ALGOs think that means there's no Option support.
BITE THAT SHIT LIKE A STARVING FAGGOT ON A DESERT ISLAND WHO JUST FOUND A PIZZA

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>>54271265
Nah, also why don’t hedge for shit like this? Even if you were 100% sure, why not throw a hundred or so dollars to inverse yourself, just in case.

>> No.54271299

Look at the volume of the past hour period extremely low. This is a low volume walk down, absolute bobo trap.

>> No.54271304

I still think we're going much higher. As long as we hold the monthly open. Which we are.

>> No.54271306

we are dying lads

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the market is reacting like they just raised rates by a whole percent or something wtf

>> No.54271311
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54271311

Slightly early ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>> No.54271313

>>54271196
>He does not know that the biggest dumps come after the pivot
When the pivot occurs we will get a rip up but it will be brief as history shows that the rip down is harsher post pivot. You have been notified.

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>>54271282
>>54271237
Fed day red day is giga green next day.

>> No.54271316

>>54271272
$AZUL chart was exactly like that too then it 50% pumped on bad earnings
Trust the plan

>> No.54271317
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>>54270501
5 Dells
4 Apples
2 Thinkpads
1 Panasonic

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>>54271273
>EVERY BANK AND DIPOSITOR WILL GET THEIR MONEY BACK IF A BANK FAILS!!
>The next CPI report will continue to be lower as inflation continues to dissipate.
LOL, LAWLZ, LMAO, ROFL even

>> No.54271326
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>> No.54271327

>>54271265
Doubt desu. Last time this happened where it dumped post-FOMC, after-hours was a fucking slaughterhouse.
I recall how some anon who was in the smg that night called it exactly. I feel like I am echoing that anon today.

>> No.54271330

>>54271252
-fha loan on ghetto house
-rent it out
-dont fix nothing
-keep living with parents in surburbia and eating tendies
-wait for city to pay you to demolish it

>> No.54271338

>>54271271
bait or not. there are enough stupid people who think they are the biggest big brain chart checkers. and i hope all of them die a brutal death.

>> No.54271341
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PLEASE BOBO IF YOU WOULD COVER ONLY HALF YOUR SHORT MY FAMILY AND I WOULD BE EVER SO GRATEFUL

>> No.54271342

>>54271284
>Will there be a soft landing
>Idk lol

>> No.54271343
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54271343

And then, for no reason at all...

>> No.54271350

FTSE will be down 5% tomorrow

Screenshot this

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>>54271299
3pm volume always comes in at the last 5 and especially 1 minute. This was a high volume doomp through trendlines.

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GG boys I made 2k on UVIX today

>> No.54271363

Holy shit, that was the most violent dump into close that I've seen yet. Extremely bearish for tomorrow.

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>>54271285
J-Pow got up on stage and sacrificed a Bull to Ursa Major on live television

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>>54271312
we close at the lows
not looking good for muh green day

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>> No.54271372

tomorrow is gonna be interesting

>> No.54271377

>>54271307
anything over 50 would have tripped circuit breakers lol
If they do a 100bps hike, they will just preemptively shut the market down when they announce it

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>>54271341
lemme think about it real quick

>> No.54271386

EAT THIS YOU STUPID MOMO FUCKS. GET FUUUUUUUUCKED YOU STUPID BITCH HAHAHAHAHAHHAAH

>> No.54271389

>>54271341
Kek, has the heeming begun bobros?

>> No.54271393

>>54271279
I'll see you in two days. Jamie's price is 2/share. I'll buy FRC back at that price and no more.

>> No.54271401

>>54271281
Not to question a guy that was nice enough to give me advice, but why wouldn't I just buy actual bitcoin?

>> No.54271402

At this moment I'm euphoric.

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>>54271115
>F.E.D. chair
I’d rather be tori amos’s piano bench

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>>54271406

>> No.54271421

Calls and Puts got cleared on Powell's speech. ALGOs think that means there's no Option support.

>> No.54271423

Oh no, NVDA about to turn red bros. This is it! This is it I'm telling you!

>> No.54271426

>>54271317
>asus has the same market share as apple
>no asus
>white women paying double for same product
lmao

>> No.54271434

>>54271401
I guess if you didn't have a crypto broker

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>> No.54271454

Bread?

>> No.54271455

>>54271426
Green bubble ick.

>> No.54271457

Remember when someone was saying beware the ides of March? Me neither

>> No.54271460

>>54271252
I just realized my faggot phone changed plz to plus.

>> No.54271465
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54271465

When are Deutsche Bank and Santander Bank going under? Lets see shit get interesting again. My puts are just sitting on the sidelines. Lets gooooo peopleeeee

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>>54271437

>> No.54271473

Fresh bread?

>> No.54271474

Wtfwt?

>> No.54271484

>>54271454
Baking

>> No.54271496

Someone check the oven.

>> No.54271505

>>54271426
>white women paying double for same product
apple is unironically 10x cleaner and less privacy invasive and filled with ads and bloat than baseline windows 10.
and these women are not capable of debloating windows 10 or installing linux.

apple is unironically the correct choice and they are appropriately being taxed for it

>> No.54271510

Fuck you. Just in case you didn't hear it from my lips.

>> No.54271519

>>54271505
>less privacy invasive
HAHAHHAHAHAHHA

>> No.54271530

>>54271369
Its done this before on fed day. Just dont be confuse when it pumps for rest of week.
>>54271401
Oh just figured you can do it in a roth ira or a 401k rollover or if you didnt want to move cash out of your broker to do it.

>> No.54271533

No one bake, let's get to 400 like the old days, early bakers are feminist pajeets

>> No.54271546

Nat gas just will not die.

>> No.54271549

haha literally one sentence from jpow deleted all of the rate cut copium, fed has more than one tool to deal with banks vs the economy
is the market really this stupid?

>> No.54271552

This is the final day of the atoxk market and of smg

>> No.54271558

Can we get a bake

>> No.54271563

>>54271519
leave all that botnet on that's enabled by default in windows 10 and i'll bet it sends 2x the amount of traffic back to microsoft as apple does to apple. apple just doesn't blast ads at you they sell it straight to the the glowfags.

>> No.54271572

>>54271552
Thank fuck. Now we can upgrade to bond market general.

>> No.54271575

>>54271437
Hello again fiery fren. I knew you would be there for me once more.

>> No.54271583

>>54271307
Seeing that he said the credit tightening is effectively like a rate hike, that's what the market gets. Plus base case: no rate cuts this year.

>> No.54271592

Bumping for 400

>> No.54271595

Bake indicates spy tomorrow

>> No.54271605

I'm sorry for prolonging our suffering
>>54271580
>>54271580
>>54271580

>> No.54271606

>>54271558
We're on page 4, niglet. What's with you nigglets who can't let a thread die normally. Go back to fintwit

>> No.54271628

>>54271595
Mumus get posting

>> No.54271730

good day to be cashgang

>> No.54271743

>>54270681
Return to normal volatility

>> No.54272448

Lean Hogs lead the market and they’ve been crashing for weeks; if you didn’t see this rug-pull coming that’s your own fault.