/smg/ I control the stock market

[Anonymous No.54268319]

Jerome is the Market. PROVE ME WRONG.

>>54267358

[Anonymous No.54268337]

[Anonymous No.54268348]

Tay market

[Anonymous No.54268354]

I am personally biased against people of the jewish faith

[Anonymous No.54268355]

3 month t-bills at 5%, when?

[Anonymous No.54268356]

Bobos will be heemed when Jerome talks about the pause

[Anonymous No.54268357]

QUICK
WHAT DOES BEST DURING HYPERINFLATION

[Anonymous No.54268363]

[Paul Engemann starts playing]

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.54268369]

I am personally biased in favor of people of the jewish faith

[Anonymous No.54268370]

Mumu sisters , im scared

[Anonymous No.54268371]

I dont recommend anyone buy/sell until presser is done. Market will crab until /ourboy/ says 1 or 2 wrong words.

[Anonymous No.54268374]

>>54268357
ahem.

[Anonymous No.54268375]

slurptards... soon

[Anonymous No.54268383]

>>54268348
....You called?

[Anonymous No.54268385]

SHILL ME SOME OPTIONS OR IM GOING 2K INTO SQQQ

[Anonymous No.54268389]

[Anonymous No.54268390]

>>54268357
Actual physical assets

[Anonymous No.54268393]

Buy FRC

[Anonymous No.54268394]

Ok if BOIL drops to $3.50 I'm going to set off the slurp alarm and that's when you guys will know it's time to buy more. Stay alert slurpchads

[Anonymous No.54268400]

Idk if 25 bps is considered a hike or a pause/pivot but stocks will rally. That's all you need to know.

[Anonymous No.54268402]

KO will go back down below 55 before this is all over
People calling the bottom are insane

[Anonymous No.54268403]

BOIL under $4, that's good right?

[Anonymous No.54268405]

>>54268383
I'll never forget her bros. :(

[Anonymous No.54268406]

>>54268356
bulls will be heemed when Jerome talks about black unemployment

[Anonymous No.54268408]

>>54268383
RIP NEVER FORGET

[Anonymous No.54268413]

The dollar is fucking crashing.

[Anonymous No.54268414]

Volcker my ass. What a bitch.

[Anonymous No.54268418]

>>54268400
A pause is zero. A hike of 25 is still a hike. Its not going to rally or dump until powell decides if bank crisis would slow down inflation fight.

[Anonymous No.54268419]

>>54268389
Pussy bear doesn't even maul the cameraman, pathetic

[Anonymous No.54268421]

>buy BOIL at 4.08
>already 3.98
YOURE FUCKING KIDDING ME

[Anonymous No.54268422]

>>54268394
Reminder

[Anonymous No.54268426]

>>54268374
Only gold rules us all.

[Anonymous No.54268427]

what do you call this patteren?

[Anonymous No.54268431]

If I want to tan my ballsack can I use artificial sunlight or does it have to be real sunlight?

[Anonymous No.54268440]

It is beginning.

[Anonymous No.54268442]

>>54268403
Well it's definitely not going to reverse split, so I'd say yes.

[Anonymous No.54268444]

>>54268427
Schizo

[Anonymous No.54268446]

>>54268389
bobo comin

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.54268447]

JEROME SAVE US AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


https://www.federalreserve.gov/live-broadcast.htm

[Anonymous No.54268450]

A wise dane once told me that the way to trade FOMC is to wait 40minutes, and wherever we go after that, is the way to enter. I was too lazy to go back and look at previous FOMC meetings, so I'll see now if it works or not.

[Anonymous No.54268455]

>>54268394
we havent forgotten the bet. you owe us with AQB, RYCEY

[Anonymous No.54268458]

O lawd we crabbin'

[Anonymous No.54268459]

>>54268427
Bepis insertion

[Anonymous No.54268461]

Shhhhh quiet in the back please

[Anonymous No.54268462]

>>54268421
>BOIL
you bought something that is -98% in 5 years?

[Anonymous No.54268463]

>>54268394
got my finger on the button here. somehow made $2k on boil so far despite it doing nothing but drop

[Anonymous No.54268466]

>>54268427
half bart

[Anonymous No.54268472]

ARE WE PUMPING OR DUMPING TODAY?

[Anonymous No.54268473]

>>54268356
IDGAF I SOLD ON THE SPLIT SECOND PUMP WHEN THE DOT PLOT WAS RELEASED

[Anonymous No.54268483]

>>54268442
I mean it can...It reverse split only 3 years ago.

[Anonymous No.54268484]

>>54268450
Based N = 1 enjoyer.

[Anonymous No.54268486]

Mumus will be heemed when Powell talks about keeping going until the job is done

Also I'm pretty sure this was the pattern for the previous few FOMCs, it algo pumped on the rate hike and then dumped on the conference

[Anonymous No.54268494]

What happened in October 2022 that reversed the stock market? What happened that stocks dumped that low but then fully reversed and have not gotten that low? I see no information on what the fed did or anything whatsoever signifying the flip upward. Anyone have info?

[Anonymous No.54268493]

>>54268394
You should live stream commentary to the press conference next time

[Anonymous No.54268495]

>>54268371
when is the presser done?

[Anonymous No.54268496]

HERE HE COMES

[Anonymous No.54268499]

pivotbros?

[Anonymous No.54268500]

Convince me to sell FRC at a 50% loss and go all in on BOIL
it looks like free money

[Anonymous No.54268501]

>>54268357
Everything that isn't fiat.

[Anonymous No.54268503]

IT BEGINS

[Anonymous No.54268505]

HERE WE GOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.54268509]

>>54268472

[Anonymous No.54268513]

>>54268426
Rule

[Anonymous No.54268516]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QaAKi0NFkA

[Anonymous No.54268517]

>>54268455
Sure when AQB has a sudden 2000% move right lol

[Anonymous No.54268522]

ALRIGHT JEROME SHOWTIME

[Anonymous No.54268526]

>>54268494
"Inflation was defeated"
"Fed is going to cut rates!"
"Fed is going to pivot!"
copium

[Anonymous No.54268527]

>>54268495
Prob in 30 min. About to start now.

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.54268528]

Jerome will slay this crab market once and for all

[Anonymous No.54268536]

AGAIN LATE

[Anonymous No.54268535]

Does the Fed ever name drop certain conpanies?

[Anonymous No.54268544]

VVIX. The implied volatility. Of VIX. The Volatility of VIX Options.

They're selling the VIX options.

Now you know why the forest is quiet.

[Anonymous No.54268545]

Very confident stride, no coughs, nice haircut. Very bullish

[Anonymous No.54268549]

its over

[Anonymous No.54268552]

He said BANKS SELL SELL SELL

[Anonymous No.54268553]

>>54268427
bull flag

[Anonymous No.54268557]

>>54268493
That's actually a good idea, I'll consider that.

[Anonymous No.54268569]

powell sounds relaxed and moist, nice

[Anonymous No.54268571]

Wtf? Did he even say good day or anything? he just started?

[Anonymous No.54268573]

He said PAR BUY BUY BUY TOP GOLF

[Anonymous No.54268574]

>>54268466
>https://www.federalreserve.gov/live-broadcast.htm
Oh god he's talking sell everything

[Anonymous No.54268577]

Also, I don't even watch the conference: I just watch minute candles and read shitposts here.

[Anonymous No.54268579]

sound and resilient

[Anonymous No.54268580]

POWELL : BANKS ARE SAFE.

[Anonymous No.54268581]

>>54268528
>>54268526
The market will pump because the market was down two weeks ago. The market will peak two weeks from now. In two more weeks the market will start going down again. 2 weeks after that it will hit the support again. 2 weeks after that it will be 10% below the support.

Swiggity swooty.

[Anonymous No.54268583]

>ALL DEPOSITS GUARANTEED
BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.54268586]

>ample liquidity

we are fucked.....

[Anonymous No.54268589]

>>54268552
Yeah but how did he say it. Confident voice, arrogant look. The market is like a woman, you need to make it FEEEEEEL like you can fix everything

[Anonymous No.54268592]

BUY BUY BUY FRC AND PACW

[Anonymous No.54268598]

>BUY BUY BUY
That's it. Inflation is over. The pivot has come.

[Anonymous No.54268603]

reminder if you put all your money in NVDA a month ago it'd be up 50%

[Anonymous No.54268606]

>>54268571
who the FUCK do you think you are to deserve a hi from Jerome?

[Anonymous No.54268609]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Co3WU9xjQkM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Co3WU9xjQkM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Co3WU9xjQkM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Co3WU9xjQkM

[Anonymous No.54268610]

The Volatility of The Options That Are A Derivative Of The Index That Tracks The Volatility of Equity Index Options. The Convexity Of The Option Volatility On The Volatility Index That Is A Temperature Gauge For The Volatility Of S&P 500 Options.

Am I Making Sense Now.

[Anonymous No.54268614]

>all our tools

[Anonymous No.54268617]

>SAFE
and
>SOUND

[Anonymous No.54268619]

service economy and labor market still too hot. we need to keep going

[Anonymous No.54268622]

sounded like he said all deposits are secured

[Anonymous No.54268630]

why he seem nervous?

[Anonymous No.54268631]

>>54268571
Jpow is done playing fucking games.

[Anonymous No.54268634]

BANKING IS SAVED!

HIP HIP HOORAY!

WAGMI!

[Anonymous No.54268636]

>>54268589
He seems in a good mood. Relaxed and unconcerned.

>price stability is the main goal of the fed, price stability helps all
Yeah pump. Fed is saying inflation is priority and banks have had rapid response.

[Anonymous No.54268642]

>>54268583
FUNDS ARE SAFU BUT THE DOLLAR IS KILL

[Anonymous No.54268643]

>STRONGLY COMMITTED

[Anonymous No.54268645]

It will go down 200 points because he'll say he'll reserve another 25 bps hike later in the year, but we already knew this so it'll go up again tomorrow by 300 points.

>>54268603
>150 P/E

>>54268571
Based

[Anonymous No.54268646]

Price stability
He keeps saying he's gonna heem all mumus

[Anonymous No.54268653]

WHY IS IT STILL RED

[Anonymous No.54268655]

JOB GAINS!!!!! SELL YOUR STOCKS!!!!!
>>54268577
>hairy pits
Imagine the pussy. Delicious.

[Anonymous No.54268657]

>>54268630
he can hardly read today

[Anonymous No.54268658]

>>54268630
Because he's a fucking nerd it takes everything he has to try and look confident for 15 minutes

[Anonymous No.54268660]

>Tight labor market

[Anonymous No.54268662]

>>54268643
He’s a liar. Look at the dollar.

[Anonymous No.54268664]

Why is he stumbling so much today? Not doing that normally

[Anonymous No.54268673]

>>54268655
>pussy
anon, I...

[Anonymous No.54268678]

>>54268657
yeah he keeps stumbling.
>>54268658
Jay is cool. The coolest

[Anonymous No.54268680]

SEX SEX SEX SEX
MARKET ABATUKUM

[Anonymous No.54268683]

>>54268657
He's doing pretty well considering Warren is blowing him under that lectern.

[Anonymous No.54268688]

we'll close at -2%

[Anonymous No.54268689]

if this is bullish why isnt PACW pumping?

[Anonymous No.54268693]

JFC this dude is a wreck.

[Anonymous No.54268694]

>Inflation still go high
It's over mumu, bobo has won..

[Anonymous No.54268696]

Wait wtf why is it dumping

[Anonymous No.54268698]

I'm really green today, but i wish i were really really green instead

[Anonymous No.54268700]

What if Jerome is a sleeper agent from an alien planet meant to cause chaos to our economy to weaken the human race before his people invade?

Can anyone disprove this?

[Anonymous No.54268702]

Algo's shit the market the money he said "inflation is still too high". Fuck

[Anonymous No.54268703]

Bros... he sounds kinda dovish...

[Anonymous No.54268705]

>>54268664
He knows he isn't making any sense, how can GDP be down with a strong labor market?

[Anonymous No.54268706]

>>54268660
The market is tight and we'll have to use all of our tools to fill it with liquidity. Openings will be filled

[Anonymous No.54268712]

>>54268696
faggot market expected 0 bepis

[Anonymous No.54268710]

Kek why did we dump

[Anonymous No.54268715]

>3% inflation this year
lol
lmao even

[Anonymous No.54268716]

Jpow didn't give up on inflation
2% is still target
fuck your calls

[Anonymous No.54268721]

market now needs to price in 4% inflation forever.

[Anonymous No.54268723]

JEROME PULL UP PULL UP

[Anonymous No.54268726]

BOIL BROS

[Anonymous No.54268730]

Press F for the callfags.

[Anonymous No.54268732]

BUMPY

[Anonymous No.54268734]

Bumpy
Kek oh no mumus

[Anonymous No.54268739]

>dumping
Bobos won...

[Anonymous No.54268737]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT ARE THOSE

[Anonymous No.54268738]

BUMPY LANDING
WHAT ARE THE BEST BRA MANUFACTURER STOCKS

[Anonymous No.54268743]

haha market go brrrrrrrrrrr

[Anonymous No.54268744]

>>54268683
He's having a hard time reading because Brainard is behind him rimming him.

[Baggie !!K8KYrZ/+dSl No.54268747]

>>54268696
Interest rate goes up, value of the dollar goes up, stocks go down. Simple as.

[Anonymous No.54268748]

>2%
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT ARE YOU SAYING SHUT UP SHUT UP YOU PIECE OF SHIT YOU STUTTERING CUNT SHUT THE FUCK UP NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.54268750]

STRONGLY COMMITTED TO REDUCING INFLATION
>STRONGLY COMMITTED

[Anonymous No.54268751]

HAWKISH
>HAWKISH
HAWKISH
>HAWKISH
HAWKISH
>HAWKISH
HAWKISH
>HAWKISH
HAWKISH

[Anonymous No.54268757]

IT'S THE PIVOT

IT'S FINALLY HERE

[Anonymous No.54268759]

TIGHT JOB MARKET
>of street cleaners, janitors (unpaid) and onlyfans girls

[Anonymous No.54268760]

>>54268664
He knows they have lost control. Inflation is going to keep climbing.

[Anonymous No.54268764]

>tfw when sold PACW at $11.29

[Anonymous No.54268768]

>>54268744
fuck off rocker, go give terrible advice and bad takes elsewhere

[Anonymous No.54268773]

HE JUST ANNOUNCED THE PIVOT!!!!!

[Anonymous No.54268774]

>>54268703
His outlook better be dovish or the market is going to shit blood.

[Anonymous No.54268778]

>more raises are not appropriate
its over

[Anonymous No.54268781]

No more rape hikes

[Anonymous No.54268782]

yeah he's not making any sense. it's fucking over isn't it

[Anonymous No.54268785]

*wins

[Anonymous No.54268787]

>PAUSED
ITS TIME

[Anonymous No.54268791]

PIVOT INBOUND!

[Anonymous No.54268793]

>>54268747
but stocks only up

[Anonymous No.54268800]

nvm looks like the market TANKED those bearish comments kek

[Anonymous No.54268801]

>AMD back over $100

[Anonymous No.54268804]

>>54268768
Fuck you, you triple nigger. All I do is make people money. FRC was literally free money.

[Baggie !!h+HG27POlG4 No.54268805]

>>54268744
Isn't she working in the Biden administration now?

[Anonymous No.54268809]

>We want some pain
>No, not like THAT

okay?

[Anonymous No.54268811]

is Jpow based?

[Anonymous No.54268812]

>>54268774
better get your tp ready

[Anonymous No.54268814]

how else can you get inflation down without raising rates?

[Anonymous No.54268816]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.54268817]

>>54268791
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.54268826]

>>54268778
>>54268781
Did he really say that? I tuned out for a second there

[Anonymous No.54268832]

GOLD BROS

[Anonymous No.54268833]

>We know this fucks your family lol

[Anonymous No.54268834]

>>54268814
get inflation down?
Why would you want to do that

[Anonymous No.54268836]

>>54268778
OH NO NO NO...HE DID NOT..

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.54268839]

>>54268826
check the dot plot

[Anonymous No.54268841]

>>54268809
I just want to break even on SQQQ for gods sake

[Anonymous No.54268844]

>>54268805
I don't enough, but I know she's addicted to Jerome's big fed cock

[Anonymous No.54268843]

why does spy seem unhinged from SP500 now

[Anonymous No.54268846]

what

[Anonymous No.54268850]

RIP BOBO
2021-2023
YOU WILL NOT BE MISSED

[Anonymous No.54268852]

Somebody get that gook off the mic

[Anonymous No.54268857]

>>54268814
the influence of rate hikes tens to lag 9months to 2 years.

[Anonymous No.54268858]

>>54268814
They can't. He basically just said they're going to let inflation run wild.

[Anonymous No.54268864]

Is it safe Jerome? Is it?

[Anonymous No.54268865]

>>54268814
I mean that hasnt really done much to bring down inflation anyway. Really its unemployment that does it. Or supply side. Fed and Biden quietly have decided unemployment is easier.

[Anonymous No.54268867]

that is one MASSIVE mask

[Anonymous No.54268866]

THE PIVOT IS FINALLY HERE
I SURVIVED WITHOUT SELLING

[Anonymous No.54268868]

Every FOMC day I sell both sides and make a little bit of money

[Anonymous No.54268869]

JP: >"We will provide BBC to every market participant, we must ensure that this tight labour market will have liquidity injected to maintain filled openings"

DOMP EET

[Anonymous No.54268871]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.54268873]

>>54268826
Yes

But the algos are selling anyway lol.

>>54268814
The unironic actual answer is that the damage from raising rates has been done and companies will lay off about 5 million more workers to make their books look good.

[Anonymous No.54268878]

>>54268832
Gold ID. You're gonna make it.

[Anonymous No.54268884]

>>54268782
he can't beat it

[Anonymous No.54268886]

Does ANYONE really believe we will get to 2% inflation by end of year?

[Anonymous No.54268890]

FUNDS ARE SAFU

[Anonymous No.54268896]

>>54268814
QT

[Anonymous No.54268897]

Strong consensus, the current rates are working!

[Anonymous No.54268900]

Kill them, Jerome.

[Anonymous No.54268904]

Colby sexy af

[Anonymous No.54268903]

DXY approaching a 1% loss. This shit is guaranteed to start pumping hard soon.

[Anonymous No.54268908]

>>54268867
lmao

[Anonymous No.54268909]

>we broke the system now we pivot
according to history this is bearish
we'll see doe

[Anonymous No.54268910]

Final dump soon. Get your transfers over.

[Anonymous No.54268912]

>>54268886
Oy vey stop being so antisemitic

[Anonymous No.54268916]

OOOAAAAAAAAOOOOOO STOP THE RIDE

[Anonymous No.54268917]

>>54268886
Lol know, I fully expect inflation to actually increase by the end of the year.

[Anonymous No.54268919]

>>54268841
dump your bags, TQQQ is going to rip through june

[Anonymous No.54268922]

>>54268886
Nope, only 200%

[Anonymous No.54268925]

This bitch asking questions so she can trade accordingly. "Yes, it worked, securing gains...."

[Anonymous No.54268935]

>some additional hikes maybe
60K BTC HERE WE GO I'M RICH AGAIN

[Anonymous No.54268940]

P I V O T

[Anonymous No.54268948]

>We're data driven
Faaaaaag

[Anonymous No.54268949]

Jerome Powell is a coward.

[Anonymous No.54268952]

PIVOT ANNOUNCED
>PIVOT ANNOUNCED
PIVOT ANNOUNCED
>PIVOT ANNOUNCED

[Anonymous No.54268955]

>>54268886
Institutional money seems to think so

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.54268958]

>>54268925
fr? on G-d?

why do you think we are watching this bullshit
we are all doing the same

[Anonymous No.54268960]

>FIRMING
oh yeah. just Some Firming.
Just the ...

[Anonymous No.54268965]

this is a pivot. he is stuttering

[Anonymous No.54268968]

RATE HIKE PAUSED MOVING FORWARD
RATE HIKE PAUSED MOVING FORWARD
RATE HIKE PAUSED MOVING FORWARD

[Anonymous No.54268971]

>>54268952
Copium, kek.

[Anonymous No.54268973]

>>54268949
he's not really making any sense today

[Anonymous No.54268981]

>No mention of black unemployment
Wow...

[Anonymous No.54268988]

>>54268955
Really? Because PMs are rocketing up on the news.

[Anonymous No.54268993]

Better close those puts while you still can. kek.

[Anonymous No.54268992]

He just said they would have kept raising rates but now that the banks got fucked the fallout from that is going to do the same thing as rate hikes so they can hike less. If and when that shit doesnt pan out and inflation jumps again they will be on e again playing catch up.
>Can you define firming?
Fucking kek

[Anonymous No.54268994]

>>54268886
You mean real inflation or reported one?

[Anonymous No.54268996]

>firming

does he mean his cock?

[Anonymous No.54268997]

Oh my fucking god, what a pussy.

[Anonymous No.54268999]

Apologize to this man RIGHT NOW. He said they'll pivot, he said they'll let inflation run hot. He said you need to buy DASH

[Anonymous No.54269002]

We have a pivot boys, bears are dead

[Anonymous No.54269006]

>>54268886
2% is YoY which means if prices are only up 2% in january 204 from january 2023 then that's a win. So let's say your favorite soda costs 3.39 a litre now. And let's say it was 3.39 in january 2023 okay? So it's up to 3.47 now. That's 2%, that's it, that's a win. Have fun.

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.54269008]

more questions about banks please

I need Jerome to whisper sweet nothings and save FRC

[Anonymous No.54269010]

>>54268903
Dollar index is going sub 90 by April.

[Anonymous No.54269014]

God that hyper barting on the nasdaq is fucking hilarious to watch

[Anonymous No.54269015]

>fuck banks they're fine
It's over...

[Anonymous No.54269019]

>>54268925
>>54268958
whoops wrong image

[Anonymous No.54269021]

we are so fucked.

[Anonymous No.54269022]

Oh I'm firming

[Anonymous No.54269024]

Is this guy flipping him off?

[Anonymous No.54269026]

Powell is a bitch, confirmed.

[Anonymous No.54269027]

>>54268952
He literally says he doesnt know and a hault and increase are both on the table for the near future. They've always said they would bring rates back down in a year or two. i wish YOU PEOPLE (retards) would go back under your rocks

[Anonymous No.54269030]

Discount Boob Window mentioned

Bullish or bearish?

[Anonymous No.54269029]

Nick the pig

[Baggie !!fnqZ2OIvmmW No.54269031]

>>54268844
Kinda like how Miko is addicted to BBC.

>>54268910
Keep posting this broad, she's great.

[Anonymous No.54269040]

I just keep buying more AQB… bros when will it go back to $12?

[Anonymous No.54269043]

>>54268866
We're going to be ok, Bullchads

[Anonymous No.54269045]

>>54269002
Markets are dead more like. Anytime there has been a pivot the market tanks bigly

[Anonymous No.54269047]

>>54268319
FUCK FUCK JPOW JUST SAID HE ANTICIPATES BOBO POSTING /SMG/

[Anonymous No.54269050]

Bobo

One last chance to short

Have some conviction!

[Anonymous No.54269053]

>>54268903
>pumping hard
lol
feds just reversed 50% of their 1 year tightening effort in 3 days

[Anonymous No.54269061]

Why is he so nervous?

[Anonymous No.54269060]

>>54269029
i read his book on the treasury market during covid and he's got his tongue so far up JPs ass it's unbelievable

[Anonymous No.54269063]

>>54269045
this anon knows

[Anonymous No.54269064]

>>54269019
>when she sees your oil calls

[Anonymous No.54269066]

>>54269027
Those retards are the majority in the market like it or not

[Anonymous No.54269068]

>>54268999
> buy Goldman Sachs (GS) my lions
> It pays 2% divvy at $410
> have the bank pay you for holding their shares
> I'm buying banks moving forward lions

[Anonymous No.54269069]

>>54269019
lol she couldn't help but smirk at his non-answer

[Anonymous No.54269070]

>>54269027
You are so unbelievably dumb, I can't tell how you can even remember to get your heart to beat.

[Anonymous No.54269072]

>>54268993
>bought at 2:28
>up now
Kek. It really is this easy
>market dumps 3 weeks before the FOMC
>market pumps the day of the FOMC and for a couple weeks afterwards
>babalooi

[Anonymous No.54269073]

>>54269010
No chance. Sub 100 is likely though.

[Anonymous No.54269077]

>>54269061
Because he’s getting the rope.

[Anonymous No.54269078]

You survived a bear market how does it feel?

[Anonymous No.54269079]

>>54269061
he wanted 50, he was bullied into 25 after the bank collapse

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.54269085]

>>54269061
because the banks are at their fucking limit and he knows it

and he raised rates regardless when behind closed doors they have been sucking his dick and begging him for a pause for the past week

[Anonymous No.54269087]

>well telegraphed
xd

[Anonymous No.54269092]

Muh lil google stock be doin sum

[Anonymous No.54269095]

SOXL and SOXS have crossed

[Anonymous No.54269094]

>>54269061
Around jews never relax

[Anonymous No.54269099]

>>54269053
To clarify, I meant stocks start pumping - not the dollar.

[Anonymous No.54269101]

[Anonymous No.54269103]

>>54269061
he knows we're going to stop fighting inflation and things are about to get really bad

[Anonymous No.54269104]

>>54269031
Kinda like your gookfu left you to suck gaggles of salaryman cock in best korea.

[Anonymous No.54269106]

>>54269061
He knows one word out of place will collapse the global banking system

[Anonymous No.54269111]

>>54269061
He’s always like that

[Anonymous No.54269112]

HIKES ARE BULLISH AGAIN! SOFT LANDING ACHIEVED!

BOGLECHADS! ONCE AGAIN WE HAVE STAYED THE COURSE! GO HUG YOUR PORTFOLIO FULL OF BIG FAT DIVYS!

[Anonymous No.54269116]

POWELL : HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?

[Anonymous No.54269120]

GDXU
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAW NIBBAS

[Anonymous No.54269121]

oh my goodness

[Anonymous No.54269131]

>>54269031
>Keep posting this broad, she's great.
You should see her mom and sister.

[Anonymous No.54269132]

kek

[Anonymous No.54269137]

SUCK IT HOWARD

[Anonymous No.54269142]

>>54268319
Jpow cracking jokes while our economy is cracking AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.54269143]

FEATURE NOT A BUG KEKEKEKE

[Anonymous No.54269144]

POWELL : A FEATURE NOT A BUG

[Anonymous No.54269146]

DISINFLATION CONTINUES!

[Anonymous No.54269149]

I swear, I didn't buy.
>>54269095
>ISABELLA, CAN YOU PLEASE SHUT DA DOOOOOOOOOOR

[Anonymous No.54269151]

>SQQQ new 52 week low

[Anonymous No.54269152]

This Schneider character is quite misleading

[Anonymous No.54269153]

ok shitposting aside, it sounds like they will likely pause rate hikes moving forward [ or if they dont it will dump next FOMC ]

they will MAINTAIN these rates for at least the next few months, and slowly let off the gas next year.

So bear market/crab market is very likely for the next few months is how I'm understanding this scenario. Earnings will be reduced, growth is slowed, employment/hiring is slowed.

NOT BULLISH - PREDICTING SIDEWAYS MARKET UNTIL EOY

[Anonymous No.54269157]

What a crazy fucking day bros, I dont think I'm gonna play this crazy game.

[Anonymous No.54269158]

>laugh track

[Anonymous No.54269161]

>feature not a bug
Todd will put him in his next game

[Anonymous No.54269162]

>>54269124
>>54269124
>>54269124
>>54269124

[Anonymous No.54269166]

>Sycophantic laughter intensifies

[Anonymous No.54269176]

wow looks like I was wrong economy is doing fine recession cancelled

[Anonymous No.54269178]

>>54268357
to stand by and do nothing and rethink our lives or try to use every last cent on the first shit we find, that's what I'm doing with hami just because I'm desperate

[Anonymous No.54269209]

Welcome to Coomer's Anonymous. Jerome you are first.
>Hi everyone, my name is Jerome and I love to coom.
(Everyone): Hi Jerome.
>Cooming is more than just an addiction to me, it's my job. I have to coom in the market or inflation won't be transistory. I have to coom in bonds yields or the US will default on it's debt. Who's going to coom in bonds? Yellen? Warren? No, it is my patriotic duty to coom in all your investment vehicles. It's what makes uranium futures for physical delivery glow green. You need my coom. I can't stop for the good of the American people.
Jerome, you don't seem to understand, this is a recovery grou-
>No YOU don't understand. WHO IS GOING TO COOM IN THE S&P500? Trump? No his dick is tiny like a childs and Biden only fingerbangs kids these days and that's when he remembers the current year.
Bu-
>I know I know, it's not good for me to be cooming in every derivative and I think I got a STD from the gangbang with bitcoin and those defi sluts. Agh, those are some dirty birds. Cooming in the shorts makes me feel the best, they never last long and if they get margin called while you are inside they tighten up like a fucking vice. You want a bull market you got to coom bull amounts. I inject pure testosterone directly into my dick. I've had erections that last days if not weeks. I do it for the little frog guys that can't get a gf to coom in much less coom in TSLA. If not me then who?
You seem to have some self-sacrifice issues with this, what about the other Fed Presidents? You don't have to carry all this cooming weight. How long does your heart have left?
>Fuck. You are right. I'll be lucky if I make it to 2023 when I promised interest rate cuts. I'm not stopping though, I will coom this market around one way or another, so help me God. WHOA BLACK BETTY.
Hmm, okay clearly we have some work to do. Who do we have next... Mr. Bobo? This can't be right.

[Anonymous No.54269210]

>>54269151
Still not selling

[Anonymous No.54269281]

>>54269176
we're just having a laugh over here, what are you freaking out about?

[Anonymous No.54269285]

Bros...

[Anonymous No.54269305]

>>54268814
>how else can you get inflation down without raising rates?
By simply waiting because it was caused by a supply chain crunch that's fucking over now.

[Anonymous No.54269315]

Bankbros... we're rallying...

[Anonymous No.54269330]

>>54269285
>tfw no finance journalist gf

[Anonymous No.54269338]

>GDXU
You did listen to me right /smg/?

[Anonymous No.54269339]

>>54269285
What do roasties know about finance and rate hikes?

[Anonymous No.54269352]

>this guy
No one is pricing in cuts, just no more hikes after may. What a retard.

[Anonymous No.54269367]

what was just said? a bunch of sells just went through.

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.54269377]

>>54269352
AYY GET THIS FUCKIN CLOWN OUTTA HERE

[Anonymous No.54269381]

>NO CUTS THIS YEAR

[Anonymous No.54269389]

>>54268393
just did

[Anonymous No.54269395]

no cuts. lol. lmao.

[Anonymous No.54269396]

>>54269367
Some guy said that the market is pricing in cuts and if that's off the mark or not.

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.54269432]

>>54269381
>"hypothetically if inflation data is so and so then we will see no cuts this year"

>>NO CUTS THIS YEAR

[Anonymous No.54269435]

I hate retards who are looking for rate cuts and pivots so much.
Are they trying to destroy the world?

[Anonymous No.54269476]

>>54269435
Young people like only think in the short term.

[Anonymous No.54269481]

>>54269435
worse, they're bondholding and FAANG-centric stock boomers

[Anonymous No.54269509]

>>54269381
unless...

[Anonymous No.54269548]

>>54269435
>only retail is looking at the fed
because thats literally the catalyst
we've been going sideways for a year almost

[Anonymous No.54269560]

"If we need to raise rates higher, we will"

It's homer.

[Anonymous No.54269640]

>>54269161
>mfw shorted the East Empire Company because of the Second Aldmeri Invasion and the Iliac Bay banking crisis, but Ieromus Povelius pivoted and now it's pumping
It's over, seras...

[Anonymous No.54269717]

>Rabinovitich
Eh

[Anonymous No.54269725]

Told you 31300 EOD

[Anonymous No.54269727]

>>54269024
Yeah, he's probably a bobo poster on here

[Anonymous No.54269746]

>>54269560
>we don't see any reason to guarantee raising rates
>we will stop guaranteeing a rate increase

[Anonymous No.54269823]

>>54268348
finally blasted tayfren, it was a glorious sight, swiftie would have been blushing immensely while struggling to swallow it all

[Anonymous No.54269862]

>>54269717

WHY IS EVERYONE IN THE ROOM SO DYSGENIC

[Anonymous No.54269892]

>>54269717
>screencapped 3 times
>every time i got BLACK POWER
is there something about my lineage my parents arent telling me?

[Anonymous No.54269924]

>>54269101
ATR trailing is usually close to a 20ma espeically as far as pivot highs and lows (structure)

[Anonymous No.54269929]

(((hyphenated last names)))

[Anonymous No.54270060]

Expect a dump tomorrow in EU session.

[Anonymous No.54270794]

>>54269476
would you rather have a short term crash or a long term hyperinflation?

[Anonymous No.54270945]

has anybody every invested in t-bills? i got much work in the summer i don't want to stress about the stock market. I got 60k USD laying around should i pump it in 6 month t-bills? workload starts to decline in September. It would be a comfy return without worrying at all.