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Dot plot will show us everything. And the consensus is we fly high.

High as in stock market higher?
or
Interest rates higher?

If you cannot answer that question you are wrecked.

>>54265975

>> No.54267387

Fed raises 50bps

>> No.54267405

Please 50 so we can enjoy the symphony of despair

>> No.54267407
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54267407

LADIES AND GENTLEMAN..................................................

>> No.54267411

BREAKING

10K IS OUT

https://news.gamestop.com/sec-filings/sec-filing/10-k/0001326380-23-000011

RYAN COHEN SOLD HIS SHARES

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.54267412
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54267412

Green Selena = Green Market

>> No.54267414

delete this shit thread please

>> No.54267415
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LET'S FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.54267419
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>>54267387
Its going to be 25. Thats my pick.

>> No.54267421

>>54267358
Has the CME been wrong

>> No.54267423
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>>54267387
>Fed raises 50bps
That would be fucking glorious.

>> No.54267426
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54267426

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO

>> No.54267428

>>54267358
SOMEBODY LINK THE FUCKING LIVE STREAM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.54267431
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54267431

Pivot

>> No.54267439
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>>54267412
how do I control my rage when I see this bitch being posted?

>> No.54267447

GOOD LUCK EVERYONE. SEE YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE.

>> No.54267446
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>>54267414
We're gonna burn through the post limit in an hour anyway.

>> No.54267450

>>54267411
Link doesn't work you liar.

>> No.54267451

Buy GME

>> No.54267454
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>>54267412
Red Selena Tomorrow
digits too

>> No.54267465
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>>54267447
Godspeed anon, good hunting!

>> No.54267469
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54267469

>Only a few more minutes, anon.
>Fear not the dark, my friend.
>And let the dump begin.

>> No.54267471

BUY FRC NOW BEFORE THE PUMP

>> No.54267475
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54267475

YOU SAID BEFORE 25 WASN'T ENOUGH CAUSE CORE INFLATION IS RISING

YOU NEED TO DO 50
IF YOU KEK TO 25 POWELL WHILE INVENTING A NEW FORM OF QE WE'RE FUCKED

YOU HEAR ME? HYPERINFLATION WILL FUCK US

>> No.54267478

>>54267411
FUCKING BASED

>> No.54267484
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>>54267428
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dp8PhLsUcFE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dp8PhLsUcFE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dp8PhLsUcFE

>> No.54267486

Stocks pumping at the same time as bond yields crashing is moronic and fake. You'll see why very soon.

>> No.54267491
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54267491

75bps hike. Full throttle destruction. Show us you're really Volker, JP.

>> No.54267493
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>>54267454
the cancer is spreading to other races........

>> No.54267495
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54267495

pls no 50 pls no 50 pls no 50 pls no 50pls no 50 pls no 50pls no 50 pls no 50pls no 50 pls no 50

>> No.54267502

>>54267454
wtf shes hot now?

>> No.54267507

25bps. this is my official call. see you in the scrn cap

>> No.54267509
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>>54267451
yes YES please buy more baggie!
i already closed a short made SO MUCH MONEY off of that last pump!
but ONE MORE PUMP comon baggie ONE MORE i'd really like to sell at 34 and take ALL your money as i goes back down to 12 COMON BAGGIE BUY!

>> No.54267511

2 minutes until SPY implodes.

>> No.54267512

25 is cooming!!!!

>> No.54267513
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54267513

2 MINUTES

>> No.54267515
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54267515

WE ARE LOCKED COCKED AND READY TO ROCK SIR

>> No.54267517

Prepare your anuses bobos. You'll be taking it with no lube.

>> No.54267519

>no links

We hate OP here on /smg/

>> No.54267521

>>54267426
post the gif please, im building a reaction folder.

>> No.54267522

>>54267454
Non goblina version cute.

>> No.54267524
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>>54267439
>>54267454
Red ID, Red Selena, sorry boys

>> No.54267530
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54267530

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>> No.54267532

>>54267491
Showing us that would require at least 100bps with a promise of more to come

>> No.54267534
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54267534

Bobros i beclowned myself

>> No.54267538

Christine Lagarde was pranked on a zoom call and she said that the ECB and Fed basically had no choice but to allow runaway inflation because the alternative by raising rates is supposedly much worse.

She literally confirmed what most people suspected

>> No.54267541

>>54267519
100% agree

What a sad little man

>> No.54267545

GOOD LUCK

>> No.54267548
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54267548

TIME FOR THE FUCKING PAUSE

>> No.54267552
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54267552

Starting to get spooked bros

>> No.54267554

>>54267519
Back to r/wsb

>> No.54267556
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>>54267521
I have versions with popcorn going both directions

>> No.54267558

someone link me the livestream

>> No.54267562
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54267562

CAM ON POWELL HIKE SOME FOOKIN RATES

>> No.54267564

25bps and resuming QE. My prediction

>> No.54267566

>>54267469
>top right
thats literally just faceapp'd elliot rodger

>> No.54267581
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54267581

MY JAN 24 $535 CALLS JUST WENT +230% FROM -40%
INSIDER LEAK

HOLY FUCKING SHIT BUY

>> No.54267579

>>54267558
https://www.federalreserve.gov/live-broadcast.htm

its not till 230 though

>> No.54267582
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54267582

HERE WE GO BOYS

>> No.54267583

50 bps

>> No.54267586

>>54267548
Is this pic real?!

>> No.54267589
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54267589

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.54267590
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54267590

Bobos are going to take it up the shitter

>> No.54267591
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54267591

>>54267358
WHAT WAS THAT
>WHAT WAS THAT
WHAT WAS THAT
>WHAT WAS THAT
WHAT WAS THAT
>WHAT WAS THAT
WHAT WAS THAT
>WHAT WAS THAT
WHAT WAS THAT
>WHAT WAS THAT
WHAT WAS THAT
>WHAT WAS THAT

>> No.54267592
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54267592

>MSM: is this your shortest fight ever, at any time, amateur or professional ever?
>JPow: I don't know, man. Yeah, Yeah. Kashkari, Kashkari-I'm coming for you.
>MSM: Is it frustrating to train like you did and then--
>JPow: Nah, I didn't train for this fight.
>MSM: And have this end in 78 seconds?
>JPow: I trained probably, 2 weeks or 3 weeks for this fight. I had to bury my best friend. And I dedicate this fight, I wasn't going to fight, I dedicate this fight to him. I was gonna rip his heart out cause I'm the best ever.
>JPow(louder): I'm the best ever. I'm the most brutal and vicious, and most ruthless Fed Chairman there's ever been. There's no one can stop me. Kashkari is a conqueror? No, I'm Alexander, he's no Alexander. I'm the best ever. There's never been anybody as ruthless. I'm Volcker, I'm Keynes. There's no one like me. I'm from their cloth. There's no one that can match me. My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable and I'm ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Jesus Christ be praised.
>JPow storms out of the ring

>> No.54267594

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.54267598

>>54267491
cute doll, where do i get one?

>> No.54267599

>>54267579
thanks. im sorry i dissed your music taste earlier. to each their own

>> No.54267601

HOLY FUCK

>> No.54267600

YOUPOOP STREAM LINK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Co3WU9xjQkM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Co3WU9xjQkM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Co3WU9xjQkM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Co3WU9xjQkM

>> No.54267607
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>> No.54267613
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54267613

switching to 1 minute candles for the fireworks. pic related posted preemptively.

>> No.54267615
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54267615

WHAT IN THE FUCK IS HABBEING!

>> No.54267614

BOBO ARE YOU OK?

>> No.54267616

GREEN

>> No.54267618

>>54267475
Powell didnt say 50. Market did from the hot inflation report.

>> No.54267619

here comes the retard pump

>> No.54267622

ALGOS FUCKING EXPLODED. SPY 500 by EOY.

>> No.54267623
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54267623

YOU'RE SHITTING ME

25

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

WE'RE FUCKED
WE'RE SO FUCKED

>> No.54267627

>>54267601

>>54267594
What are you looking at

>> No.54267626
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54267626

GENTLEMEN THE BOTTOM IS OFFICALLY IN

>> No.54267629

there is the initial pump. unwind the hedges!

>> No.54267628

>25 beeps as expected
Man Powell is boring af

>> No.54267635

>>54267607
WOW
Just WOW

>> No.54267637
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54267637

DIE DOLLAR DIE AHHAHAHAHA

>> No.54267638
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54267638

>Scamwick to nuke the puts
>Scamwick to nuke the calls

>> No.54267640

WOAH

>> No.54267641

25 bepis oooooooOOOOOO

>> No.54267646

POWELL IS A PUSSY

>> No.54267651

why is everything pumping on literally no news

>> No.54267655
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54267655

This is not good.
>>54267566
It's the mutt Catwoman

>> No.54267658

>SAYING INFLATION IS ELEVATED RATHER THAN REFERRING TO IT DECLINING
Can you hear the hawk screeching?

>> No.54267661

>>54267628
He’s going to just hike 25 bps at every meeting this year. It’s going to be super boring

>> No.54267664
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>> No.54267667
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We're green! We're green!

>> No.54267665
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54267665

WHERE'S THE PUMP WHY IS IT CRABBING

>> No.54267669

>>54267579
https://www.youtube.com/live/Co3WU9xjQkM?feature=share

>> No.54267681

>>54267651
NEWS : 25 bps

>> No.54267680
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54267680

Oh shit it's happening.

>> No.54267682

>>54267556
thanks anon

>> No.54267683
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.54267686

This was underwhelming. Let's hear about black employment.

>> No.54267687
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54267687

>inflation was increasing before the QE was kicked back on for the failing banks
we're so fucked

>> No.54267694

25, but they seem a bit more dovish. The dotchart hints at a peak under 6% this year and slowly cutting from 2024, 2,5-4,5% in 2025

>> No.54267693

>>54267665
cuz they did what was expected :(

>> No.54267696
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54267696

TWENTY FIVE
>TWENTY FIVE
TWENTY FIVE
>TWENTY FIVE
TWENTY FIVE
>TWENTY FIVE
TWENTY FIVE
>TWENTY FIVE
TWENTY FIVE
>TWENTY FIVE
TWENTY FIVE
>TWENTY FIVE

>> No.54267699

Gold pumping. Fed confirmed to be too pussified to control inflation

>> No.54267703
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>> No.54267707

RATE HIKES ARE OVER LADS. WE SURVIVED INFLATION WITH MINIMAL DAMAGE. MY BEPIS CANT BE THIS CUTE

>> No.54267711

>>54267600
How is it that every single bureaucrat ends up looking like a fucking malformed troll?

>> No.54267713
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>>54267682
Here's the other

>> No.54267720
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>> No.54267721

>>54267628
FED never goes against market expectations. Never happend, never will. The market on the other hand is good at picking up the hints.

>> No.54267722

>25
but in my dream JP raised it 50.
wtff...?

>> No.54267729
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>>54267703
Who the fuck is Walter Bloomberg? The son of Michael Bloomberg?

>> No.54267737
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54267737

>MFW TODAY

>> No.54267739

Hyperinflation confirmed.

>> No.54267740
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54267740

The pivot cometh.

>> No.54267743

Goldbros hit it big.
>>54267680
Haven't seen this in a while.

>> No.54267745

>>54267703
Why would the euro rise? Inflation in europe is even worse.

>> No.54267747
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54267747

Where is that faggot that was making fun of me for saying it'd be 25bps? I'm here to laugh at you. >too lazy to take a screenshot
kek

>> No.54267749
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54267749

BOIL NOOOO

>> No.54267748

>>54267554
You will never be a bizraeli

>> No.54267752

>>54267729
hes just the best financial twitter account, no big deal
(he literally only copies and pastes shit from other sources but he is the fastest at it)

>> No.54267751
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54267751

SOXL is going to $20

>> No.54267753

>>54267711
Good looking people who want to work in government just get elected instead

>> No.54267755
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>> No.54267756
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54267756

We made it

>> No.54267757

No landing schizo bulls were right, Powell is actually going to allow 4% as the new inflation target. All in TQQQ now, rate hikes are done.

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What is the stock market?

>> No.54267759

>>54267729
Jay hit that

>> No.54267765

>>54267739
>hyperinflation
We're still hiking rates you tard

>> No.54267768

fed confirmed that they can AND will destroy you and your livelihood just to stop JPM from losing any more profit this quarter. pussy fed pussy jpow theyre all useless faggots who LITERALLY STARTED RAISING RATES BECAUSE OF INFLATION and now are TOO PUSSY TO FINISH THE JOB

>> No.54267767
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54267767

I'm gonna keep it real with you anonymous gamblers: I don't trust these schizo candles.

>> No.54267771

I was expecting a 25bps hike to instantly send us up +2%, but the market actually seems to understand that it's still fucking dead

>> No.54267774

>>54267703
>highly attentive to inflation risks
Fucking kek'd, they're not fooling anyone. Last bit of credibility went right out the window these past 2 weeks

>> No.54267778
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54267778

Bought my NAIL, FAZ, and SQQQ see you faggots at the breadlines

>> No.54267783
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54267783

AY YOOO HOW LONG DIS JUBOI GONNA TALK FO?

>> No.54267785

NO CUTS THIS YEAR DOT PLOT

>> No.54267786
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>>54267751
SOXL is going to $70 by the end of July

>> No.54267788
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HOW WE PUMPING ON NO NEWS!?!?

>> No.54267790

>>54267765
We aren't, that was literally the last one. Check the dot plot.

>> No.54267793
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54267793

>when the comfy fedwave is playing

>> No.54267796

MUH HYPERINFLATION
you people are retarded. what was weimars inflation? 500%? 1000%? you seriously think its going that high? what about argentina and venezuala right now? 100%?

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>>54267759
He did 5 minutes ago to calm the pre conference jitters. Splashes water on his face etc.

>> No.54267797

>>54267768
The Fed is for the banks benefit, no other
welcome to the knowers club

>> No.54267798

>>54267768
Raising rates hurts jp mrogans profit though.

>> No.54267807

>rate hike turned FRC green
How does that make sense? They'll get fucked even harder now

>> No.54267808
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Just a docile herd of nigger cattle

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>> No.54267817

>>54267758
How long until I can instantly AI endless images like this?

>> No.54267818

Well this is gay

>> No.54267819
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>>54267774
Before the banks fell they said they were going to have to consider higher rate cuts because inflation had stalled but core was rising. Then they turned the QE printer back on.

And now they cuck for 25. Holy fucking shit. Genuinely what the fuck

>> No.54267821

>>54267358
I better not wake up with a dick in my ass I swear if my calls lose value overnight I'll be more pissed than if I miss out selling early.

>> No.54267822

>>54267796
>you seriously think its going that high?
Yes.

>> No.54267823

>>54267790
Yeah and 1 month ago we all expected a 0.5 bps. The FED can change their mind anytime they want

>> No.54267826

>>54267765
he thinks 0.25 bps is a significant hike when we just started QE again due to failing banks

ROFL. LMAO. I MEAN LMAO how clueless can you be.

inflation will be double digits next year. they are slowing hikes AND started QE even before inflation has been fully controlled. it will now just reverse course and spiral out of control.

>> No.54267827

INFLATION IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
INFLATION IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
INFLATION IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
INFLATION IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
INFLATION IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
BUY BUY BUY
INTERDIMENSIONAL BOTTOM
BUY BUY BUY

>> No.54267828

>>54267796
Hyperinflation tards are retarded, it's going to be 4% and the no landing will be achieved.

>> No.54267829
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/pol/ BTFO

>> No.54267830
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OOOOOOO OOO OOO OOOOOOOOOOO SERS

>> No.54267832
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54267832

I won

>> No.54267834
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Jerome splashes water on his face in a seedy hotel bathroom and straightens his tie in the mirror, his right eye twitches a few times. He gives himself a shake and steps out of the bathroom. The scene is grim, needles and bongs litter the sleazy hotel room not to mention all the condoms and semen everywhere interspersed with the most rancid whores imaginable, the kind 2scoops would hire. All the Fed presidents, women included, just ran the biggest drug fueled train on the market imaginable. The market is whimpering in the corner about shrinkflation while jizz leaks out of every hole. Once the condoms ran out everyone just fucked the market raw, he smirks as he remembers the market begging them not to. Several of the other junkie prostitutes are passed out about the room and he has to step over them on his way out. It won't be long before they start to wake up and find the pile of dead chinese ones with Evergrande branded on their asses in the bathroom tub. Jerome walks over to the market and bends down and whispers, "Come back when you need more QE, bitch." and spits in her face. Smiling as he walks out he remembers he needs to return some video tapes. He heads down to the hotel office to pay them 9 billion dollars for the hotel stay on his fake CC under Hunter Biden's name. Mimicking Janet Yellen's raspy old Jew woman voice, "What about black unemployment?" he says out loud on his way down and laughs to himself.

>> No.54267837

>>54267807
Because its not 50 bps instead.

>> No.54267838

Bitcoin is pumping now

>> No.54267839
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54267839

>They will see us waving from such great heights come down now
>They'll say

>> No.54267843

thttps://twitter.com/CGasparino/status/1638594171576492032?t=mTK670zdDJjsP2KJYz9Djw&s=19
FRC bros...

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>>54267758

>> No.54267849
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STALL STALL STALL STALL STALL STALL STALL STALL STALL STALL STALL STALL STALL STALL STALL STALL STALL STALL STALL STALL STALL STALL STALL STALL STALL STALL STALL STALL STALL STALL STALL STALL STALL STALL STALL STALL STALL STALL

>> No.54267853

Holy pump, time to buy calls to play the upside?

>> No.54267858

TMF doomping hard

>> No.54267859

Who's ready for double digit inflation into the 2030s?

>> No.54267861

>>54267807
25bps was priced in since last week

>> No.54267862

>>54267807
Harder and for longer
Everybody is enjoying this, and then once we all cum we will have that moment of clarity
>why the fuck did I stick my dick in a pangolin?
That's when it sells.

>> No.54267866
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Boglechads! We stayed the course! WAGMI!

>> No.54267870
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Loud smacks echo through the airy corridors of the large summer home in the Hamptons interspersed with squeals and moans. Jerome is holding an old school VHS recorder in one hand and covering his mouth with the other to hopefully keep from throwing up again. He tries to maintain his composure and steady the camcorder but the market fellating him, covered in his first upheaval, is not making it easy. The market gags and slurps his massive inflationary schlong, it gets larger with every print. The head going well into the market's esophagus with each stroke. Concentrating on his task at hand he pans between the three "participants", Janet Yellen, completely nude, skin hanging like rotted slabs of meat, is in the center on all fours, yelping like a bitch in heat while the biggest doberman pinscher Jerome has ever seen rails her dusty snatch mercilessly. Periodically Elizabeth Warren, dressed as a full blood Cherokee squaw, will pelt Janet with a whip when her moans die down. One particularly hard lash causes a curse of "Black unemployment!" to escape Janet's thin and obvious Jewish lips. Soon the doberman begins to near completion and thrusts his bulbous pecker to the base and knots Yellen causing a convulsion that looks to have killed the bitch, that or she passed out. Warren is cackling and prancing around then takes a giant piss on them both. Jerome has now seen it all, the other Fed Presidents won't fucking believe this shit, not even after that last hooker gang bang with them and the market. He puts his camcorder down and shoves the market's head forward hard to nut deep in her stomach. "Does this inflation FEEL transitory, you fucking slut?" he smirks and unloads as she starts to asphyxiate from lack of air.

>> No.54267873

>>54267843
priced in

>> No.54267878

>>54267861
50beeps were

>> No.54267880
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>>54267838
>Bitcoin is pumping now

>> No.54267886

>>54267859
Who cares, you'll get a 20x from TQQQ by then. Just buy and hold TQQQ.

>> No.54267889

>>54267853
4750 by mid April
double top at 5K in May

>> No.54267893

>>54267753
>good looking
>elected
Good looking people who like to lie go into Film or Business.

>> No.54267895

why the dump now dough?

>> No.54267896

>>54267822
then youre a retard. theres no way around it. you get all sensationalized like the average NPC but instead of CNN making you scared of pro-lifers you let /pol/ fear monger you.

>> No.54267898
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>>54267859
Never forget. We have ALWAYS needed an interest rate higher than inflation to bring it down.

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>powell capitulates
>printing continues at global levels
>the night unfurls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A75Bhbhm0Os

>> No.54267902

Fade, then crash

>> No.54267904

>>54267768
>being this new

>> No.54267905

I find it funny GME hasn't even moved, you can really tell that whole pump today was from non retail

>> No.54267906

>>54267861
>priced in
>shit&piss has crabbed at 4000 for months

>> No.54267909

When does JPowell speak?

>> No.54267907

>>54267866
I was doing bogleshit but it was too boring, switched VTI for VUG and now I'm doing worse but line go up and down very fast haha.

>> No.54267908
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Jerome is going to slowly inch the interest rate cock into place. First he will prep the market by talking about it or having the other Fed heads mention it in interviews. His growing erection straining to be released from his pleated pants. The market will whimper a little and start to produce lubrication, maybe say to stop and try to push him away. At that point it's too late to resist, there's no running away from Jerome's bedroom. With lust in his eyes, nothing will deter Jerome from his task. He has come to put our financial woes to rest. To do that he'll have to take the market to a place it's never been before, a place of pain but also pleasure. He will open the market up with a small interest rate hike, just a teaser to the full event. Rub it around the outside and push gently at the entrance. There will be a yelp of pain and maybe a moan or kick. Soon the whole tip, a 0.5% hike thrust into the market prodding and stretching the first few inches. Probing deeper until there's a slight resistance of the market's hymen giving way. This is where the majority of the pain occurs, a little blood but Jerome can't stop now, he must finish this task. Pushing farther in each time, he finally feels himself bottom out the market with an eye rolling groan. Quickly, thrust after thrust will go fully in and out with load smacks as pelvis collides with pelvis, no whimpers or pleading will stop him. It will seem to the market like this period lasts forever, both parties will start to perspire and become desperate, panting and gasping for breath. Relief can only happen if the act is fully completed. Finally Jerome will explode deep into those depths with a loud final bestial grunt. The market will scream as stars dance across it's vision in simultaneous agony and ecstasy then promptly pass out, drooling and still twitching from aftershocks. Jerome will delve the market's nethers so thoroughly that it will feel empty after the final interest rate hike.

>> No.54267916

>>54267896
Can't wait until you start posting your L's and how nobody could predict this.

>> No.54267918

>>54267902
it seems like it's already fading

>> No.54267920

>>54267878
After SVB they started "predicting" 25bps or a pause.

>> No.54267922

Crash initiating

>> No.54267923

>>54267886
Good for traders. Bad for the hundreds of millions of peasants who'll be priced out of basic necessities

>> No.54267927

Fake pump, there will be a correction

>> No.54267929
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BUY BONDS.

>> No.54267932

BOIL SLURP INCOMING

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>>54267866
VT and VNQ here

>> No.54267936

>>54267909
20 minutos

>> No.54267938
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54267938

>Fed sees gdp staying under 2% until 2025.
Oof. Thats painful.

>> No.54267942

Mumu, you have been given the exit pump opportunity over and over.
Yet you still do not take it.
And yet you will still cry, scream, and complain, when Powell dumps the market with forward guidance at the press conference
>How could this happen to me?

>> No.54267945
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The market is waiting and whimpering in anticipation for Jerome to defile it's deepest sectors with his schlong, veins pulsing with trillions of dollars of inflation. Very soon™ it will be time but first Jerome has to get the market ready for penetration, a little foreplay first. He'll spit on his interest rate dick and rub against the market's labia and clit meanwhile the other Fed presidents will whisper in the markets ear about how inflation is transitory and tapering will start. The market moans and commodity prices tumble while defensive sectors like utilities will cause the markets nipples to harden. Jerome smacks his lips and can't restrain himself from them, sucking and biting at them until the market is so aroused it can't help but grind against the interest rate bitch breaker smearing it with pussy juice. Jerome must do the needful otherwise inflation will overtake them both and then no one gets to cum especially not Bobo. He pushes the tip in gently and the market gasps in pleasure, tapering has begun. Bonds take a dip and smart investors buy it immediately claiming they slurped on an anonymous monkey hair braiding forum. Stocks rise trying to squeeze the last bit of gains before what comes next. Jerome's heart is pounding now, each heartbeat causing the veins to bulge as CPI skyrockets, milk and gas are both over $100 a gallon. There's no more time for waiting, Jerome thrusts deeper and gasps as the inner ridges of the market are stretched wide yielding to him. Interest rates are hiked, there's no going back, the market begins to cry from pain and corrects 20% suddenly. Unbeknownst to either, the door is open just a crack and a lustful Janet Yellen peeks through with a horrified expression, hands flicking her dusty bean furiously.

>> No.54267944
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>>54267909
20 bings

>> No.54267947

>>54267838
We learned that bitcoin follows the nasdaq, already

>> No.54267948

25bps was already mostly priced in any way in so much that the markets hadn't tanked anymore than they did

It'll crab for a while now

>> No.54267953

bond market says the dot plot is full of stinky shit

>> No.54267957

Dow 32300 EOD

>> No.54267958
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SEND AAPL TO 170
DJIA TO 37000
SP500 TO 4700
DO IT NOW POWELL

>> No.54267964

GENERATIONAL BOTTOM REACHED, BUY NOW BEFORE NORMALIZED 15% ANNUAL INFLATION EATS YOUR SAVINGS

>> No.54267967

>>54267942
>Exit
SPX is going to 6000 this year.

>> No.54267969

>>54267916
>2 more weeks he said ominously

>> No.54267970

>>54267938
Higher for longer includes unemployment.

>> No.54267971

>>54267859

100k will be the new 30k

>> No.54267973
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And now we wait for the language, tone, and body language parsing bots to do their thing.

>> No.54267972
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Welcome to Coomer's Anonymous. Jerome you are first.
>Hi everyone, my name is Jerome and I love to coom.
(Everyone): Hi Jerome.
>Cooming is more than just an addiction to me, it's my job. I have to coom in the market or inflation won't be transistory. I have to coom in bonds yields or the US will default on it's debt. Who's going to coom in bonds? Yellen? Warren? No, it is my patriotic duty to coom in all your investment vehicles. It's what makes uranium futures for physical delivery glow green. You need my coom. I can't stop for the good of the American people.
Jerome, you don't seem to understand, this is a recovery grou-
>No YOU don't understand. WHO IS GOING TO COOM IN THE S&P500? Trump? No his dick is tiny like a childs and Biden only fingerbangs kids these days and that's when he remembers the current year.
Bu-
>I know I know, it's not good for me to be cooming in every derivative and I think I got a STD from the gangbang with bitcoin and those defi sluts. Agh, those are some dirty birds. Cooming in the shorts makes me feel the best, they never last long and if they get margin called while you are inside they tighten up like a fucking vice. You want a bull market you got to coom bull amounts. I inject pure testosterone directly into my dick. I've had erections that last days if not weeks. I do it for the little frog guys that can't get a gf to coom in much less coom in TSLA. If not me then who?
You seem to have some self-sacrifice issues with this, what about the other Fed Presidents? You don't have to carry all this cooming weight. How long does your heart have left?
>Fuck. You are right. I'll be lucky if I make it to 2023 when I promised interest rate cuts. I'm not stopping though, I will coom this market around one way or another, so help me God. WHOA BLACK BETTY.
Hmm, okay clearly we have some work to do. Who do we have next... Mr. Bobo? This can't be right.

>> No.54267977

>>54267944
he always looks so happy

>> No.54267981

I really thought it would be a pause

>> No.54267982

>>54267948
What will gold do?

>> No.54267984

>>54267938
>>Fed sees gdp staying under 2% until 2025.
holy fug

>> No.54267985

digging this music desu. fitting for the extreme euphoria or distress that's about to fill the market.

>> No.54267992

>>54267953
bond market has been greedy for a year. too greedy, like nat gas shorters

>> No.54267994

>>54267807
I dunno, I find this weird too, I guess all it means that FED capitulation or crash is just being put off for longer.

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>>54267902

>> No.54267996
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>Markets STILL expect cuts this year despite there being no indication and Powell making it clear at best there will be pauses

>> No.54267997

BONDS STOCKS AND DIVIDENDS.
THE BOOMERS WIN.

>> No.54267999
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it is dropping my bastards

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inb4 we start dumping now

>> No.54268009

>>54267981
>he thought Nomura would get it right
They always get it wrong on purpose.

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>>54267895
>WHY THE DUMP NOW?
>HYUAK
>LINE ALWAYS GREEN RIGHT?
>HYUAK HYUAK
>D-DIAMONDHANDS HYUAK
you are literally goofy what a fucking retard

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>>54267977
He was always living his best life.

>> No.54268014

>>54267973
I'm still waiting for him to come out wearing a Volcker mask some day and instantly crash the market

>> No.54268021
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press conference is gonna be good. I can feel it.

>> No.54268022

>>54267923
>millions of peasants
The goyim are filthy cattle here to serve G-ds chosen. Fuckem.

>> No.54268023
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54268023

Ahem.
This ain't bullish.

>> No.54268026

>>54267967
You are a fool.
A fool and his money are soon parted.

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> he fomoed at 4030

Kek baggies thanks for the exit liquidity mumu . I can short safely now

>> No.54268028

>>54268009
I dont watch anime sorry

>> No.54268032
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The meeting of the Fed presidents is underway and Jerome shifts uncomfortably trying not to let any emotion show as Lael is droning on about Modern Monetary Theory and how they need to print more. It's made exponentially more difficult since he's naked from the waist down and the market is quietly deep throating him, the occasional "hukk hukk" sound faintly audible on the video conference. The other Fed Presidents slowly realize what is going on and as it dawns on them they express surprise then approval at Jerome's clear dominance over this troublesome market. Jerome casually interrupts Lael when she eventually mentions black unemployment, "Look Lael, we all appreciate your input on this but the minorities are at the highest employment ever. It's clear we need to continue with rate-". He grabs the markets head and slams her down to the balls. *cough* "Excuse me, rate hikes. That is what we promised the American people and we are damn well going to deliver, the market will be stronger". Jerome starts ejaculating down the market's throat as she instinctively swallows each load. "after we are done. That is the only path toward recovery and another bull market. We've made sacrifices for the covid hysteria and now it's time to unwind them." The majority of the other Fed presidents nod showing their approval not only for his strong monetary policy but also for maintaining his cool during business discussions while being not so secretly serviced. The video call winks out and Jerome finished, pulls his massive member out of the market. He gives her a hard slap, a bright red hand print appearing on her cheek within seconds and tells her to go put the largest plug she can find in her ass. Training the market has been tedious but well worth the effort.

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>>54268011

>> No.54268040

WOOP WOOP
PULL UP PULL UP

>> No.54268045
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>>54268000
checked.
Speech algo bots are going to have their fun in 15 min

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>>54268014
>crashing this market...
>WITH NO SURVIVORSH

>> No.54268055

UH OH STINKY!

>> No.54268062

>>54267948
>It'll crab for a while now
No. It will go massively one way after presser. How powell answers on inflation vs banks will decide if market dumps and how/why it dumps.

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>>54267849
>Sir, according to these figures.... we're below sea level... what does that mean?

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>54268014
>Volcker mask
Holy Hell I would die laughing and not be able to buy the dip because I would be dead. At least those goofy CRT lens glasses and a cigar.

>> No.54268078 [DELETED] 

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Thank you jerome that was fun

>> No.54268079

>>54267996
The fed showed their hand with the banking crisis. They would rather let inflation run wild than allow the system to get close to the brink. This 25 bps hike is just to try to hold on to the little bit of credibility that they have left

>> No.54268082

OFFICIAL THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3VS7v-h-YQ

>> No.54268089

AAAAAAAAAA WE'RE ALL THE WAY BACK TO WHERE WE WERE 16 MINUTES AGO

ITS OVER

>> No.54268092

JEROME DO SOMETHING MY BASTARD

>> No.54268095

>>54268069
that dog clearly has autism

>> No.54268096
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54268096

Why are options such a huge proportion of the economy? Why is $5 in options somehow worth more than $5 in stocks?

>> No.54268098

Sirs why are we dumping on no news?

>> No.54268099

just had a big bowl of chili, im about to drop BOIL another dollar with this natural gas supply

>> No.54268101
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>>54268066
Means you fucked up the barometer and now we're dead.

>> No.54268103
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54268103

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA

>> No.54268105

why the VIX not poppin? wake up bro

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>>54267929
i don't want to i want to buy ridiculously leveraged option contracts

>> No.54268113
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54268113

can someone good at the economy explain this to me

>> No.54268115

HOLY SHIT BOIL IS GOING TO $20 OMFGGGGGGGGG

>> No.54268116

>>54268105
VIX is delayed

>> No.54268118
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54268118

JEROME! DONT FORGET ABOUT US JEROME! DONT FORGET

>> No.54268119

>>54268062
It's pumping no matter what Powell says, we (bullchad) interpret everything he says as bullish and/or a pivot.

>> No.54268122

whew so glad i ran upstairs right before the news or else i would have missed the scam pump.

>> No.54268123

>>54268113
rates will stay at current levels or higher through the end of 2023, barring some catastrophic event

>> No.54268131

And now we get to hear 20 minutes about lazy worthless blacks and spics are being harmed

>> No.54268133

Load up before the Powell speecharoni

>> No.54268135

>>54268079
If there a crisis Powell made it clear he doesn't have to cut just extent the balance sheet, QT is two components not one

>> No.54268137

Damn is BOIL really going under 4?

>> No.54268138
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>>54268046
>You short the market like a younger bobo, with nothing held back. Admirable but mistaken.
>Ah you think recessions are your ally?
>You merely shorted the bottom. I was born in it, molded by it.
>I didn't see interest rate cuts until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding!

>> No.54268146

>>54268113
most fed members (each dot = 1 member) expect rates in 2023 to stay above 5

>> No.54268148

>>54268113
most fomc members can read trends and one has a political motivation, likely one of the rinos

>> No.54268150

>>54268096
because $500 in options might give you control over 100x the shares of $5

>> No.54268152

sorry i wasnt here to guide you all before the numbers came out but as you can probably surmise the market is going to zero
have a nice day, all

>> No.54268153

>>54268113
is that morse code? i dont understand

>> No.54268154
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>>54268115
When it reverse splits, you mean?

>> No.54268156

>>54267721
What about Jacks sons hole

>> No.54268158

>>54268137
yes

>> No.54268160

>>54268123
>rates will stay at current levels
that would mean anticipating some sort of... rate hike pause... or even a something like a policy pivot....

>> No.54268168
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54268168

>>54268105
>why is volatility not rising after an implied volatility event

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54268171

>market TANKED another rate hike like it was nothing
Honestly AAPL to 195 by eoy isn't even that surprising to me anymore. Send it all to the stratosphere.

>> No.54268173

>>54268023
Don't tell them.

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54268178

why doesnt joe biden just fire jermone powel and margin call the fed

>> No.54268180
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54268180

>>54268113
Hikes are cooling but the economy isn't

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54268182

>>54268154
I love this whore so much it's unreal.

>> No.54268183

>>54267446
>an hour

>> No.54268184

>>54268154
THATS WHERE ALL THE NAT GAS IS

>> No.54268188

hike less cut later?

>> No.54268189
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54268189

Watch and learn

>> No.54268197

>>54268160
next rate hike is going to come in Q4, if even

>> No.54268202
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54268202

HOLY FUCK I WAS WATCHING THE FED PRESS RELEASE FROM LAST YEAR SOMEHOW AND HE KEPT SAYING 50 BEPIS 50 BEPIS AND I WAS reading all you guys saying 25 bepis and watching the pump at 2PM right when Powell was talking in the playback I was losing my MIND
KEK

>> No.54268208
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>>54268178
biden does what he is told, like they all do

>> No.54268210

Why is nothing happening? They just had the meeting but nothing happened

>> No.54268209

>>54268113
Don't expect a bull market until 2026

>> No.54268214
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54268214

Bobos

Buy puts

Keep shorting

Have conviction!!

BOBOS RISE UP!!

>> No.54268216

>>54268113
Nearly all of them want it over 5% for the year. Then most of them want it between 4-5% for next year. Then below 4 in 2025.

>> No.54268218

>>54268183
GAS GAS GAS

>> No.54268220

Why green? Who the hell expected 50 bepis for this to be green?

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54268222

bros im making another cup of coffee for the press conference

>> No.54268225
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54268225

>fidelity treasury money market still paying 4.23%.

>> No.54268228

bepis

>> No.54268231

>>54268023
pause happens before a pivot. and a pivot means the market dumps to the lowest point of the bear market. and after that the bear market is over. so in a way it is long term bullish, short term bullish, mid term bearish.

>> No.54268233

So explain it to me like I'm a poorfag. Is this the time to buy stocks en masse? Or do I patiently wait?

>> No.54268234

are they going to buy BOIL after hours and it will be +10% tomorrow?

>> No.54268240
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54268240

WE GAAN BACK UP

>> No.54268241

>>54268214
Anyone shorting here should just stop trading at this point honestly. Especially if you just started in 2020 like most of the newfags here.

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54268242

that 12mil volume candle.

>> No.54268244

>>54268210
hikes were as expected, his comments may have some effect but doubtful, JPow is a master of repeating himself and walking the line

>> No.54268248

>>54268220
this is algos and a bunch of options movement. it's not people being bullish.

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54268250

guys
dont worry
look at these projected inflation numbers

everything is gonna be okay! I love the Federal Reserve!

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>>54268233
Soon. Whites of their eyes etc.

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>> No.54268262

>>54268248
beep beep

>> No.54268266

>>54268233
Wait for Powell’s speech in a couple minutes

>> No.54268275

>>54268264
Cute costume.

>> No.54268283

>>54268233
You will literally double your entire savings in 1 week if you buy FRC now

>> No.54268289

>>54268250
FED in lalaland or willfully ignorant to not fuck banks over?

>> No.54268303

>>54268283
im slowly selling my FRC at a loss now because these fucking retards were supposed to pause the hikes and didnt

>> No.54268307

>>54268233
BUY.

>> No.54268308

>>54268289
Its just financial poetry to sooth politics.

>> No.54268312

>>54268210
ill answer this for you
nothing is happening because theres too much 0dte gambling going on and options premium is extremely elevated for todays options
its in the big boys' interest to hold the market in place so all your lotto tickets expire worthless

>> No.54268314

A wise dane once told me that the way to trade FOMC is to wait 40minus, and wherever we go after that, is the way to enter. I was too lazy to go back and look at previous FOMC meetings, so I'll see now if it works or not.

>> No.54268320

>>54268178
Jay is universally loved. He wouldn't do that.

>> No.54268324

>>54268319

>>54268319

>>54268319

>> No.54268327

>>54268233
now is a time to buy t-bills, not stocks

>> No.54268359

Fuck this market. Selling my soxs, buying 2270 boil shares setting a limit sell for 14.50 uninstalling and locking everything and coming back in 3 years

>> No.54268380

>>54268303
I actually thought they’d pause? Lmao

>> No.54268407

>>54268079
This. You can't raise rates and buy bonds at the same time if your goal is reducing inflation. They've already pivoted unofficially, so I don't know what data the Fed will use to pretend they're still committed to 2% target inflation. Retards here can't see the writing on the wall and need an official announcement to prove that we're back to monetizing corporate and government debt.

>> No.54268443

>>54268312
DUMB FUCK, I'M SELLING THE LOTTO TICKETS

>> No.54268565

I'll laugh if all the market does today is crab

>> No.54268594

>>54267938
then why do people keep saying china's measly 6% yoy gdp growth will throw their country into poverty if we're dealing with fucking 2%

>> No.54268608

>>54268312
That means it dumps the 24th

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54268639

What a crazy fucking day bros, I dont think I'm gonna play this crazy game.

>> No.54268665

>>54268312
2 more weeks