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Exactly 11 minutes to go bros

I'm so fucking scared right now AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.54267298

>>54267277
Stop fucking whining why are you fags always hysterical?

>> No.54267301

>>54267277
If singles, he will announce a 120294837^38837373 bps increase

>> No.54267315

>>54267301
checked

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>>54267298
AAAAAAOAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.54267403
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5 MINUTES

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.54267410
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54267410

if dubs Jerome will lose his wits and dance on the table naked

>> No.54267504

Bump

>> No.54267536

let the bodies hit the
FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

>> No.54267540

My body and anus are ready

>> No.54267544
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ONE MINUTEEEEEEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.54267546

>>54267277
HIKE IT DADDY POWELL OOOOOOOOO

>> No.54267593

OOOOOOOOOO

>> No.54267603

25 bps confirmed

>> No.54267609

100 POINTS? WHAT THE FUCK?!

>> No.54267654

>>54267603
based FED gives zero fucks about the economy

>> No.54267662

150 bps?? WTFWTF

>> No.54267679

>indicates rate increases are near an end
"near"
Y'all cowards don't even smoke crack

>> No.54267820

Scenario 1: Banking policy works better than intended, inflation comes rip roaring back.
Scenario 2: Banks fall like dominoes every 10 days or so, the computer does the auto-layoff thingie, we Idiocracy nao,

It looks like time to go all-in on the War Portfolio. Maybe try to gay marry a Raytheon exec or something.

>> No.54267864

It's 25 as expected. More tightening to come.

>> No.54267875

boring :/

>> No.54267876

>>54267820
Just buy buckets of bullets.

>> No.54267901

Why tf is the dollar dumping?

>> No.54267926

>>54267901
low IQ question

>> No.54267940

>>54267901
Imagine not forex jpy/usd thisbmorning. Ngmi

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Holy fucking scamwick

>> No.54268010

>>54267949
Been a while since we had a schizo scamwick on a FOMC day...

>> No.54268025

>>54267901
I disagree that it's "dumping". However,
>The notable changes include a shift away from “ongoing increases” to the policy rate to “some additional firming,” as well as saying that the “U.S. banking system is sound and resilient.”

Basically, FED is flipping a coin and hoping it lands on the edge.

>> No.54268035

>>54267949
Clearing the table

>> No.54268145

>>54268035
kek

>> No.54268206

>>54267949
Nothing changed basically. No pump, no dump either.

>> No.54268255

>>54268206
Give it some time, nigger

>> No.54268323

>>54267926
>Posts nothing but wojacks
>Muh low iq
Ok kid
>>54268025
Thanks just got around to reading that. Wording on this is retarded.

>> No.54269107

my 1,000$ 5x long is up 1 dollar lol

>> No.54270017

He is shitting his fucking pants on stage. He is stuttering. He says they don't know what's happening. He even said he wouldn't share his views. It's clear as day shit is fucked. Fucking sell if you value your assets. It's unironically over. (NFA)