/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.54257137]

All my cowokers at the office are in a group chat and im the only one not invited. Its highschool all over again

[Anonymous No.54257147]

>>54257137
yeah well *I* am going to masturbate to big ass big tit hentai

[Anonymous No.54257152]

>>54257137
Fuck that, who needs them

[Anonymous No.54257160]

>>54257137
>wanting to interact with office wagie coworkers
the stoners who work at warehouses have more interesting personal lives than fuckheads who answer emails

[Anonymous No.54257161]

>>54257137
Can you imagine all the normie shit you're not seeing there? Consider that a blessing

[Anonymous No.54257181]

They didn’t assign a glowie to watch you or what?

[Anonymous No.54257191]

>>54257137
imagine going into an office still lol

[Anonymous No.54257196]

>>54257137
if you were invited you would have sent one "hello" text and then lurked without actually reading what they have to say because it would just be an endless stream of self referential humor, bad innuendo, and memes about television. honestly you shouldn't feel annoyed, normies are worthless and they hate themselves

[Anonymous No.54257219]

Literally fuck their whole existence. You should embrace being left alone

[Anonymous No.54257236]

>>54257137
Coworkers aren’t your friends so who cares?

[Anonymous No.54257272]

>>54257137
Obligatory "people haven't left the highschool mindest" comment.

[Anonymous No.54257274]

>>54257137
you just wanted to be a part of it

[Anonymous No.54257297]

>>54257137
Dude I got invited to a bonfire by one of my coworkers and made the mistake of showing up. Almost everyone at work was there and they talked for hours about astrology, being gay/queer, witchcraft, Cards Against Humanity, what was happening at work, even more what was happening at work, asked me if I had a gf (or if I was gay of course), and then talked about work some more. I left early. Normie lives are miserable. You don't like them. You don't want to interact with them.

[Anonymous No.54257308]

>>54257137
Chuds get what they deserve

[Anonymous No.54257320]

>>54257137
We have a dude like you in our team. We dont invite him because hes an actual retard with zero social skills, terrible ideas, and loves the smell of his own farts. Maybe youre incompetent also?

[Anonymous No.54257324]

>>54257137
When i used to work for a big tech that starts with O, everyone besides the director on my team is offshore spics. I was literally isolated from everything going on. After i left the company, the entire project and got canned

[Anonymous No.54257359]

>>54257137
>everyone at work is younger devs
>few years older than them
>they need me to help them because I understand the backend
>they all friends
>I shut myself in the office and am friends with them too but I am quiet
>they still always asking me to hang out for beer day

I guess it's fine, but im about to quit. Op why do you care? I don't care to hang out with anybody anymore.

>girl left me and took our dog
>he was my best friend
>all I care about is getting rich now

[Anonymous No.54257387]

>>54257137
Why do you want to be like them.
Think about it: the average person has no wealth when they die. It's something like 95%. Why would you want to give up your free will and follow the crowd to end up with nothing? They aren't normal because it's virtuous, they have no choice, they lack the ability and will to go against the flow.

[Anonymous No.54257409]

They don't invite you because

1. You're a retard who doesn't know how to interact with people

2. You're incompetent

3. You're an asshole

4. You give off beta vibes

Or a combination of the two / three / four
High school is the training grounds to correct dumb chud faggots like you OP, but sometimes they slip by. So yes, it is highschool, aka, normal human behavior to avoid retards like yourself.

You're jealous of missing out. So just keep being a weirdo and keep doing your work. Pro tip: people like you will never move up the ladder or get raises due to being a non sociable retard chud.

Life sucks, i know, "society is le... collapsing, i deserve sex" its not what you know, its who you know, and how likable you are. that is todays market, has been for 30 years.

Get over it, learn to adapt. Learn to be sociable, and learn to social engineer in your favor.

[Anonymous No.54257422]

Same. I am the one of the ones that is left out from the cliques.

No group chat, they always wait for each other to leave after punching out, have lunch together, talk about goyslop, meet outside of work

[Anonymous No.54257434]

>>54257320
>we are all creepy boomers who invite other boomers and younger women while excluding the younger men
>we gossip about the ones we exclude to rationalize it to ourselves
Megasimps pretending they are alpha.

[Anonymous No.54257445]

>>54257422
Why do you care?
A real man walks alone

[Anonymous No.54257461]

>>54257434
The guy we exclude is our age. We willingly work with younger people on the team if they are good. Keep coping loser.

[Anonymous No.54257462]

>>54257445
Sometimes I want to belong

[Anonymous No.54257464]

>>54257422
>Meet outside of work
Awful

[Anonymous No.54257477]

>>54257409
>>54257320

Yes I’m socially retarded. But it’s too late to randomly show up tomorrow and be a social butterfly

[Anonymous No.54257495]

>>54257409
>highschool is about being normal
High school is about forcing you to conform to behavior patterns that are useful to the ultrawealthy and the government. They creator of the education system bragged about setting it up this way in 'Principles of secondary education'.
You are literally no better than the average cult member. And you aren't getting the best raises, you are getting the best out of the people retarded enough to talk about their raises. The people at the top only care about making money and passing bigger bonuses onto themselves.
They are not like you whose only ability is saying good morning to everyone everyday.

[Anonymous No.54257498]

They can smell my virginity / betaness

[Anonymous No.54257508]

>>54257137
It's a blessing.The temptation to shit talk in group chats is high. Upper management and IT wizards go through the chats. Let something slip like Zogbots and HR will be breathing down your neck faster than a Jew picking up a penny.

[Anonymous No.54257511]

>>54257498
This.
The more people I ignore. The more they bother me. You also have to be competent

[Anonymous No.54257534]

>>54257461
No he isn't lol. I see you people and the way you act.
I sometimes go out with some of the executives, but I'd rather die than spend time around 115 iq engineers or paper pushers who think enthusiastically saying 'hello' and talking about that pizza place they went to is the epitome of being an adult. Management thinks you are a joke lol, they talk to me about it all the time.
You will never make more than very low six figures. And ai is nipping at your heels way more than the average laborer.

[Anonymous No.54257559]

>>54257320
You don't like your own farts? Weirdo

[Anonymous No.54257599]

>>54257534
If you were really the 135 IQ genius you make yourself out to be, you'd know you're being sold hot air and not even call centers have wrapped their heads around automating the process. They still hire potheads to leave 300 voicemails a day.

[Anonymous No.54257605]

>>54257477
Don't listen to walking contradictions.
These people hate on autists, I see them do it, and then turn around and talk about how inclusive they are. They are literally the same people who would lynch people in the klan and then talk about how anyone who disagreed had something wrong with them. 'Ignorant assholes' sums up their behavior.
For them, blindly agreeing with the group is intelligence and the idea of relying on their own thoughts is absurd.
The funniest thing is when they act shocked when people who were wrong and stubborn about it get promoted. They do not understand that leadership is about pushing your own ideas and having a strong will about it. They think it's about regurgitation.

[Anonymous No.54257610]

>>54257534
Lol. Youre not even that guy. Youre a larping faggot with no job.

[Anonymous No.54257646]

>>54257599
I have 148 iq, a phd in chemistry, speak 8 different languages, make 550k a year and lift weights at an elite level.
I accomplished all of that by focusing on myself and moving forward instead of useless gossip and squawking like a bird.
You are supposed to make connections up. You know who makes connections sideways and abuses food and drugs to deal with the stress of dumbfucks bullshit? You do, because you are retarded.

[Anonymous No.54257670]

>>54257646
you are on 4chan at 12:45am eastern time

[Anonymous No.54257673]

>>54257534
I was on board with you until you said low 6 figures. I make just over 200k and I'm a new hire out of college, a literal runt in the company I work in. It's clear to me that you aren't a part of the management that is supposedly laughing behind closed doors or you would have known that.

The only people I know who think low level pencil pushers still make under 100kare those who haven't even achieved that for themselves, i.e. food service or retail workers.

[Anonymous No.54257681]

>>54257610
The grand irony in all of this is you and your faggot office buddies are the ones being excluded by upper management, you know it, understand you are retired in place and instead of doing something about it you take it out on some poor retard who just wants to make a living while engaging in a circlejerk. It's beyond pathetic.

[Anonymous No.54257690]

>>54257670
I sleep 4 hours a night. Imagine training your body to need 8-10 hours of sleep. Loser mentality.

[Anonymous No.54257695]

>>54257681
Lol. Cope and seethe retard.

[Anonymous No.54257716]

>>54257137
>people interact with each other and naturally form tighter or looser bonds based on compatibility, sometimes forming tribes
>"Wow this is high school stuff and should have ended when we stopped learning algebra"

"High School mindset" is just reflavored "we live in a society"

[Anonymous No.54257719]

>>54257673
And how much are your monthly expenses mr commiefornia? You know not everyone wants to live surrounded by homeless people, right? I make 550k in the midwest. My standard of living is much higher than someone making the same in your shit hole.

[Anonymous No.54257733]

>>54257646
Is this a pasta? If not, it has a lot of potential

[Anonymous No.54257737]

>>54257695
The only people who throw out insults like that are ones hoping the group will save them, now that they are cornered. You lack the ability to challenge me, more proof you are low tier trash given some useless team lead title or something.

[Anonymous No.54257739]

>>54257137
All my cowokers at the office are in a group chat and keep trying to invite me even though I'm not interested. Its highschool all over again

[Anonymous No.54257740]

>>54257690
>walking around looking like shit with eye bags and brain fog just to prove you're on the CEO grindset
you should try meth too

[Anonymous No.54257763]

>>54257733
Not pasta, it's the truth, but repost it as the social butterflies all get cut in the coming years. Banks will tighten and companies will trim fat in response. And then all the boomers in this thread will be crying about 'the destruction of the middle class' or some shit while I pop a hernia laughing.

[Anonymous No.54257814]

>>54257740
>you must be on meth if you sleep 4 hours
Most high level people sleep less. You enjoy wasting your life literally sitting in place more than your fat, ugly combover (or similar cringe style) ass already does. Sleeping and sitting too much makes you perpetually tired, probably why you sedentary ass thinks a conversation is work.

[Anonymous No.54257820]

>>54257814
>combover
what year is it

[Anonymous No.54257847]

>>54257820
That cringe flattop half you boomers have now does not look better than a combover.

[Anonymous No.54257876]

>>54257137
Who gives a fuck. They’re not your friends. A job is just a means to an end. Don’t get too invested into it, especially considering that you can get fired with no notice.

[Anonymous No.54257896]

Test

[Anonymous No.54257910]

>>54257896
I’m looking for a discord moderator. Paid position. All you have to do is hand out invites. Dm me for more info.

[Anonymous No.54257948]

This threads biting at me. I think my solution is just be ok that I’m cringe and am overly polite, because I just want to learn more and do a better job.

[Anonymous No.54257967]

>>54257948
Don't get shaken by a bunch of fake idiots who think they're Peter Thiel.

[Anonymous No.54257974]

>>54257948
That's it. Overly deceptive people get stalled in good organizations.

[Anonymous No.54258022]

>>54257948
Just have type II bipolar like me and take caffeine to induce hypomania to power through talking to normies

[Anonymous No.54258049]

>>54257814
im 34 and i make your salary in a week, depending on the week. you write exactly how my sales guys talk irl. everybody can see across and down but almost never up. you have no clue what goes on, like unknown unknowns. you are giving a fair shot to filling in blanks on a basket weaving forum which is admirable

[Anonymous No.54258077]

>>54257948
everybody is cringe to someone. these threads always make me think a lot of people have ocd and it just happens to focus on social anxiety. ever talk to people who are social butterflies and also won't shut the fuck up when it's obvious no body wants to hear them talk? that's sort of the opposite end of the spectrum. they're fucking annoying but they don't have ocd so they don't get stuck manifesting universes that blockade rl

[Anonymous No.54258098]

>>54258049
That's just what I make at my day job haha. I do run a business on the side and have employees of my own, but doing one thing is just boring.
Btw you wouldn't be flexing like this if you weren't middle management pretending you are the company you work for.
Is it so hard to admit you were tricked into playing a con artists game with the social skills you were taught? Seriously, everyone who talks like this has a horrible home life regardless of the niceties they put out at work.

[Anonymous No.54258133]

>>54257320
>>54257409
>Social skills!
Yeah it's totally social skills and not you hating people for no reason, exactly what OP is talking about

[Anonymous No.54258183]

>>54258133
It's obvious why, I explained it here >>54257681
These people never got over wanting to be one of the popular kids. They are like side characters in a coming of age drama who think they are doing who they perceive as the queen bee wants them to.

[Anonymous No.54258239]

>>54258098
>That's just what I make at my day job
>haha
>Btw you wouldn't be flexing like this
high status guys see an svj and get excited and want to befriend the driver. low status guys get angry that it's not theirs and look away. money doesn't stop the shit tests for a reason my friend

[She/They No.54258299]

>>54257137
>Invited to the women only slack chat
>Never post anything

[Anonymous No.54258307]

>>54258239
I don't get into business with guys who open by negging me, people who do that get fucked.
I gave you the opportunity to relent and you just tried to neg harder. You seem to think other people need you, like a used car salesman.

[Anonymous No.54258324]

>>54257409
You are a faggot

[Anonymous No.54258347]

>>54258239
>>54258307

[Anonymous No.54258367]

>>54257308
This is honestly satire. I literally always see chuds in every thread with the most up votes on fortune. Complete loser cope kek

[Anonymous No.54258376]

>>54257161
This. Everyone who started leaving those group chats, myself included, ended up quitting anyway. The gay pride was too much to bear...

[Anonymous No.54258384]

>>54257137
but do you want to be in a group with normies. thier drivel does my head in.

its a kind tacit agreement
if you were part of the group you would speg out eventually and you would hate each other that bit more.

The brain washing is too complete

[Anonymous No.54258385]

I got invited to a group chat with the younger people of the company
I nope'd the fuck outta there when they said "don't tell your boss about it"
fuck that, IT can see every single thing you type in teams

[She/They No.54258430]

>>54258376
>I quit my job because there was too much heckin gay pride
Congratulations on being a bigger faggot than most faggots

[Anonymous No.54258513]

>>54257477
say’s who? you can change who you are, whenever you want. im in the process rn, and it might get me a gf, just do it bro, you’ll regret it later

[Anonymous No.54258516]

God this place is filled with a lot of fucking clueless retards

[Anonymous No.54258675]

>>54257137
That means one of two things:
1. You are a snitch bitch that can't be trusted
2. Your presence would bring down the social prestige and fail to catch office roastie attention needed to bang them after work
Which are you?

[Anonymous No.54259803]

>>54257814
Pathetic zoomer try hard lol

[Anonymous No.54261296]

>>54259803
bump

[Anonymous No.54261339]

>>54257948
>am overly polite
literally me.
I just don't care about building friendship with co-workers. like, at all.

[Anonymous No.54261427]

>>54258675
probably both

[Anonymous No.54261544]

>>54257147
This is what OP needs