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[Anonymous No.54256180]

i've never felt the warmth of another human being

[Anonymous No.54256224]

[Anonymous No.54256254]

>>54256180
You were grown in a glass tube?

[Anonymous No.54256339]

>>54256180
was it pretty chilly in your mother's womb?

[Anonymous No.54256361]

>>54256180
It’s actually annoying how warm people are, I get too hot sleeping with my gf and I have to remove the covers

[Anonymous No.54257031]

>>54256180
Strip clubs my guy

[Anonymous No.54257066]

My gf is fat and annoying

[Anonymous No.54257083]

>>54256180
That's a good thing if you get hot easily, look on the bright side!

[Anonymous No.54257101]

>>54256361
Yeah, I get too hot sleeping with your gf too.

[Anonymous No.54257153]

>>54256180
One time I spooned with a girl for a whole night. I was uncomfortable and she was crushing my arm and giving me pins and needles, but I didn't dare to move even an inch.

I could feel the sensation of her breathing against my chest for a whole week after that. It was amazing to touch another human being after being alone for so many years.

I regret it. The agony of absence of touch has been with me ever since, when before all I had was a yearning for it. Living like this is hell and I wouldn't wish it on anyone.

[Anonymous No.54257834]

>>54256180
Getting to a healthy BMI will solve your problems

[Anonymous No.54257854]

>>54256254
>>54256339
Kek

[Anonymous No.54257892]

>>54257153
Hug your parents you thirsty drama queen.

[Anonymous No.54257908]

>>54256339
yours was. THAT COLD-HEARTED BITCH

[Anonymous No.54257916]

>>54256180
Get a hooker and let me know how much it costs, this way you can have this post be biz related.
My advice- stop being a pussy and make some women laugh

[Anonymous No.54257990]

>>54256180
10x'ing is easier than getting a gf

[Anonymous No.54257998]

>>54257066
So is mine and I plan to dump her soon. I still love dumping a load in her and cuddling in my bed afterwards though.

[EternalLoveandKisses No.54258011]

>>54256180
come hug son

[Anonymous No.54258033]

>>54257990
Making a million is easier than getting a gf

[Anonymous No.54258041]

>>54256180
Reminder that if you missed teenage love, it's over. Not only won't you get a blown out roastie to tentatively hold as she compares you to the mountain of dick she took before you, you will never, EVER again, have the opportunity to enjoy a pristine virginal female in her prime after the age of 17 (probably younger these days with how corrupted by sex kids are).

[Anonymous No.54258048]

>>54256180
Go be a wagie. You’ll warm up quick.

[Anonymous No.54258096]

>>54258041
This argument is such horseshit
>you will never, EVER again, have the opportunity to enjoy a pristine virginal female in her prime after the age of 17 (probably younger these days with how corrupted by sex kids are).
Go to some turd world shithole if you have money to pop some cherries. It's that easy. Some village hick would give their farmer daughter for some fuck you money.

[Anonymous No.54258175]

I got my first gf around the age of 24. First time we held and cuddled for a few hours I felt so warm and satisfied it was unreal. I realized soon that this physical intimacy was something I was so deprived of for all of my life that I didn't even have any idea I was deprived to begin with. Like someone who spent all their life in the cold finally being in a warm room. It's been half a decade since I had that and I can't remember what it's like anymore.

However nice it was, still not worth dealing with a neurotic hysteric w*man though. I almost wish I was a fag, or at least fag enough to get a femboy gf (male).

[Anonymous No.54258543]

>>54256180
It's over

[Anonymous No.54260303]

>>54257153

Holy shit... Is that what awaits me? I've had a pretty good one night stand a few days ago...