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>> No.54254598

I could have saved her

>> No.54254603

>>54254580
Yes

Everyone is getting a gf!

>> No.54254717

>>54254580
>billion dollar gf
>ugly whore goblin
Fuck dude I thought by making it I would get a friend that happens to be female and hot. FUCK

>> No.54254771

Normies will never understand the thrill of pinning the weasel

>> No.54254811

>>54254580
No. We need a new ath

>> No.54254920
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>>54254580
Most people don't know, but she's supposedly a really good fucker, like, really fucking good at bed. Most of the discord faggot friends of SBF had a round with her and eventually formed a sort of cult-waiting list to have sex with the girl. They also memed that she looked like a fucking gremlin but apparently no one could even last half an hour with her. So yeah, she was actually the top woman of the market but im praying that someone will take her place (Maren my beloved), just like KOY is taking the place of SHIB in the market im thinking we are experiencing a cycle reboot

>> No.54254926

>>54254920
i've heard about this, there's even captions of sbf and all

>> No.54254932

>>54254920
imagine destroying your whole life over a pussy.....

>> No.54254939

>>54254920
I don't buy it, how good can a pussyfold be to turn someone retarded over the course of a couple of months

>> No.54254941

>>54254920
Damn…. We lost young love bros

>> No.54254943

>>54254920
>>54254926
I have also heard this and I believe it unquestioningly

>> No.54254946
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>>54254717
That grippy tho

>> No.54254971

>>54254920
Congrats on being the most Indian anon of biz

>> No.54254975

>>54254920
It makes sense honestly. I can only hope to experience a grippy like that at some point in my life

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>>54254920
>a pussy destroyed a dinasty
has happened before

>> No.54254997

>>54254920
>>54254943
i mean is it that hard to believe this considering they had orgies and every single fucking member was closer to a tolkien troll than a real human?

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>>54254981

>> No.54255012

>>54254920

I would drop 1 grand for an hour with Caroline and date her still. If you are reading Caroline please date me

>> No.54255036

I love /biz/

>> No.54255041

I can't stand the modern world. Any man could completely obliterate this goblin of a female. Rules of nature. Yet in the modern world we've all been handcuffed into mental servitude to the point that this vapid creature can literally destroy millions of lives by hoarding billions of working dollars through financial shuffling. What a perversion of the natural world. I don't think our system of laws and economy are actually make anyone's lives better.

>> No.54255058

>>54255036
FUCK YOU

>> No.54255091

>>54255058
niggerfaggotkike
BENCHOD BITCH

>> No.54255103

>>54254580
She be grippin

>> No.54255112

>>54255091
BASTERD
I FUCK YOU BLOODY

>> No.54255145

>>54254717
Sam only paid her $6 Million kek, know wonder she flipped so fast.

>> No.54255182

>>54255145
ESL alert
go crawl back to your cave you mongoloid freak

>> No.54255220

>>54254580
If nothing else, atleast hoeflation is coming down

>> No.54256821

Sweet Caroline
Good times never seemed so good
I've been inclined
To believe they never would, oh, no, no

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Thread theme:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yDarQW7UZc

>> No.54257502

>>54254580
Just imagine what she's going to look like at 35 when she hits the wall

>> No.54257513

>>54257502
>35
more like 3035, jewdemons are immortal

>> No.54257622

>>54255041
It's a casino. The possibility of a payout is there but the house always wins in the end.

>> No.54257664

>>54254580
Im siggnalllllinnng!!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHH
Signal signal signal

>> No.54257791

>>54254997
>closer to a tolkien troll than a real human?

got me laughing so hard. thank you anon

>>54254920
if this shit is true i wouldn't be surprised if she was a witch or something. sex majick making these crypto nerds addicted to her greasy goblin puss. the orgies were satanic rituals. i'm sure of that.

>>54254771
this reference must be followed with the copypasta. i read it every fucking time kek

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>>54254717

>> No.54259135

>>54257791

Normies can’t understand the thrill of pinning the weasel.

Night spent chasing an over amphetamined Caroline around the bean bag forts. Her squealing and gibbering, pouring sweat and on the verge of seizing. Your friends build up an intoxicating, delerious state with Talmudic chantings at the sidelines, hitting the Caroline-toy with brooms if she tries to escape. Sam would be giggling and laughing as the waves of methamphetamine pleasure seem to harmonize with the droning herbrew verses. He runs through the bean bag maze fat and portly, with his viagra powered penis a driving rod for the weasel. Sweat gushing down his face around his unfocused eyes he laughs and chortles until he gasps “Found you!” . The Mathweasel screeches defensively but Wankman Bankman is upon her in seconds. His penis thrusting blindly into her flank, leg, stomach and ribs unconcerned about anything but the motion. Eventually serendipity finds her mouth and the Cocktube Rodent is placated, suckling contently on Bankman’s dehydrated dick.