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>> No.54246438

Benis boints :DDDDD

>> No.54246441

No one will know who I was in the last thread.

>> No.54246451

T-this is just a short squeeze. Nat gas will go back down.

>> No.54246459

This thread is moving so fast no one will know how much I love my wife and two children.

>> No.54246465
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correction, no-one will *care*

>> No.54246466

What's a good DCA strategy? Buy on set time intervals or maybe every x% lower?

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>> No.54246473
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>> No.54246474

>my boil calls are somehow not worthless

>> No.54246481

BOIL chads now we soar

>> No.54246490

Physically restraining myself from buying $ONON puts. I am addicted to betting against stocks that jumped up without wanting to do any research at all.

>> No.54246492
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tradingview has emoticons now

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>> No.54246496

My boss got mad at one of my coworkers for playing that song at work because she asserts that it's a racist song

>> No.54246497

Use 40% on a regular interval to buy at any price and 60% on capitulation candles. Simple and effective.

>> No.54246499

>Unlimited Loss Incoming
Unlimited Loss Incoming
>Unlimited Loss Incoming
Unlimited Loss Incoming
>Unlimited Loss Incoming
Unlimited Loss Incoming

>> No.54246501

After tomorrow SPX will never be below 4000 again. We will hit 5000 by June after the Fed pause in May.

>> No.54246505

BOIL has almost redeemed all my yearly losses

>> No.54246512
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Banks have UNLIMITED liquidity
FED Pivoted, but the definition of "QE" is being supressed so people don't expect inflation to persist

Basically, its time to buy stocks because were going back to all time highs

VERY BULLISH scenario for the Shit&Piss500

>> No.54246516

If we keep pumping, will we get 50 bepis points?

>> No.54246517

It is, because they don't capitalize both "B"s in the lyrics.

>> No.54246519
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Sorry, anon, I don't know what FRC and SOXL are. We should go fishing one day and you can explain it to me.

>> No.54246529
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he has the tools, and he knows how to use them

>> No.54246547

we'll know tomorrow. if we get the 25 bepis, its officially ogre for bears. if we get 50 or a surprise 75 thrust up our asses, it's goodnight america

>> No.54246549

Going all in on boil, my life savings are in natural gas hands now.

>> No.54246552

loss of what

>> No.54246553

tommorow will be a 25 point hike, but market will pump anyway into higher highs

>> No.54246569

i ate 3 bananas yesterday and shat an absolute log just now

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>> No.54246587

zoomers will never understand this

>> No.54246589
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I love my wife.

>> No.54246596

What, no. What you actually don't want to see is a 0 or reverse. If we see either of those, then we truly are fucked. Higher rate hikes will only cause the crab wave to continue.

>> No.54246603
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So did Saint George Floyd

>> No.54246613

IRBT is trading at $44.80. Buyout from amazon at $61 closing next 3 months.

Easy money.

>> No.54246620

>Bleed out like 1.5k in my portfolio because of SOXS
>Swing into FRC
>Get like 1.2k
>Make my position in SOXS stronger because I firmly believed in a dump tomorrow
>down 300 again
I seriously never ever learn

>> No.54246623
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>no pregnant man emoji
>no skin color change

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>> No.54246632

Bearish omen for DOLE

>> No.54246634

Opportunity cost though. Why would I put my money there when I could double my entire portfolio with FRC?

>> No.54246641
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>mfw some one says this is a fake pump and we're going to dump tomorrow

no more red days. ever.

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>> No.54246664
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Baggot I'm not gonna warn you again. Stop slandering my wife and children. Don't think I could take you? Here's a pic of me at work. Think you could take me?

>> No.54246666

I had the cassette when it was fresh, sons.

>> No.54246667

Thanks for buying my shares at 19+
You FRC baggies are my exit liquidity before Jamie "Potter" Dimon takes FRC for PENNIES on the DOLLAR!

>> No.54246670

Yes, these retards don't understand that the market rallying is part of inflation, and the harder we rally, the more need for rate hikes

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>> No.54246682

You idiots, Powell doesn't need to raise rates 50 bepis or any at all. During banking turmoil, all of the banks cut back on lending to built capital reserves because they don't want to be the next one to have a run. That's why the Fed is letting the minor banks fail, wiping out equity holders. He's scaring the rest of the industry straight. New loan formation is dropping to basically fucking zero because it's finally clicking for bankers that the higher rates means they're undercapitalized. Why they didn't notice before SVB failed? Who knows... but they're probably retarded. Either way Jerome is finally getting his desired effects now. There's no need to raise rates even further. He'll probably lower them just to make the banks feel a little safer... but even if he does lower the banks are still on edge enough that they won't go back to lending, not until they're confident that they're capitalized enough. So basically Jerome is playing 36 dimensional chess with the banks and you idiots can't even draw a god damn line

>> No.54246681

Buy $55 IRBT calls for Sept for $1.50

4x your money when it closes in July.

>> No.54246687

you okay bro?

>> No.54246688
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How do I make the blind girl face the other way so she's about to fall off the cliff?

>> No.54246689

>you should have solded

why were you so greedy? 17-20 was the liquidity zone. You think it could get above that without pulling back first at least

>> No.54246693
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I bought $10k at $18.77. It's all my fault

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>> No.54246701

I can't even be sure I'll be alive in July

>> No.54246703

I'm just going to leave the frowny face on my charts permanently.

>> No.54246707
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I was waiting for 20 and we never reached it

>> No.54246711

We only dump tomorrow if the FED doesn't raise by 25 bps. There is no chance they won't do that, so we get a relief that they are not as retarded as Ackman or Cathie Wood. What happens on the rest of the week is down to what powell has to say once the market has time to digest it.

>> No.54246712

It's gonna hit 30 tomorrow when the fed cuts rates

>> No.54246714
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Short cherry blossom shadows

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>> No.54246723

Just got home: what's the quick rundown on today's Jewish tricks?

>> No.54246726

greedy piggy

baggie cope

>> No.54246725
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Short FRC
Short NVDA
Short BOIL

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We will get 100. He will kill inflation once and for all.

>> No.54246732

Then why do you need money at all?

>> No.54246737

Boil is heading to $10
FRC is heading to $10
SOXL is heading to $10

See a pattern here?

>> No.54246738

pumping in to fomc like maniacs

>> No.54246748

the big pump of short covering to position themselves for the big rug tomorrow

>> No.54246757

Pretty sus, as the kids say.

>> No.54246761
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What do you call this chart?

>> No.54246762
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He would go down as more powerful than Volcker.

>> No.54246764

what lottery ticket do I buy for fomc this time?

>> No.54246776

PACW is the patrician's lottery.

>> No.54246781
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FRC it's going to poomp

>> No.54246791
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>racist song
Originally written and performed by a black man. Why are women stupid?

>> No.54246796

already wrote puts for FRC, need a diff lotto.

>> No.54246798

The Cherry Blossom Tree Shadow Pattern

>> No.54246801

I’m so mad I didn’t get COIN calls it was so freaking obvious it would rip again

>> No.54246804

who the fuck made it a rule that you can't day trade if you don't have $25000?

>> No.54246805

It turns out the Australian mint openly knew we were going to have soaring inflation by Jan 2020

They were planing on phasing out 5 and 10 cent coins to have the 20 cent as the lowest by 2030.

>> No.54246807

Someone explain to me why there's a massive gap between the current 2yr UST and the Fed Funds rate?
Is this normal and if it gets wider, what does it indicate? That the market is wrong and will have to start dumping 2 yrs in favor of longer term USTs (or even shorter term)?

>> No.54246818

calls that you sell 5 to 10 mins after the decision, when we pump because hedges get unwind.

>> No.54246819
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uh, FRCsisters, it's pumping in the wrong direction!!!

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>> No.54246826

The SEC, one of the dozens of ways that communist FDR ruined America.

>> No.54246832

They only last for a week literally a good play

>> No.54246834


>> No.54246835

To protect you :)

>> No.54246838

>The goyim think the rate hike is what matters
>They aren't aware of the dot plot
There's a reason you goyim are cattle, I shouldn't be giving you this alpha for free.

>> No.54246839

Prepped to get HEEMED for 3 years

>> No.54246840

Replace the blind girl with that blind bunny the jannies seeth over.

>> No.54246847


>dubs decide what i stake 10k on

>> No.54246850
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Magic 8 Ball says stocks are going up tomorrow


>> No.54246852

The Fed funds rate is sort of like a "1 day" treasury bond, if you want to think of it that way.

So the 2 year being higher, forming a positive yield slope, indicates more rate hiking between now and then. A lower 2 year indicates a market expectation of rate cuts.

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Ok I'm not allowing this to become a meme, you stand under one of these and pretend there isn't a shadow.

>> No.54246855

I do wonder if he ever thinks about imitating him when thinking about his tenure as Fed chair and how he'll be remembered. People fucking hated Volcker back in the day and even though he is controversial even today, his reputation turned around a bit and now some people think he was the right person for the job at the time. We are supposed to think people like him think objectively about their work, but there's no way it's not in the back of his mind.
Trade futures. No PDT rule.

>> No.54246867

>Trade futures. No PDT rule.
Literally my destruction

>> No.54246880

Thinking that she's stupid is the reason why she has the power to inform her subordinates about what's moral. Play a broader game anon.

>> No.54246886

Good one Baggie. Keking loudly.

>> No.54246887

More than "be like Volcker" there's a "don't be Burns" meme in the Fed. Some anecdote floats around about a janitor gawking at a portrait and a Fed official saying "You know who that is?" "No." "Arthur Burns" "Oh, you mean the guy who let inflation get out of control?".

>> No.54246900


And you get 60-40 treatment in taxes on futures trading (60% of profits count as long term capital gains)

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>> No.54246920

Okay but what I'm asking is does this necessarily tell us the market is right?
I was watching one analyst just now saying how the reason the Fed was able to lower rates in the past was because core PCE was lower than 2% so it wouldn't risk inflation rising again.
That's no longer the case now, core PCE is too high for their old tricks.
So is it possible the market is fucked here?

>> No.54246943
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Elizabeth Warren

>> No.54246956

It's always possible the market is fucked. But yes, what the bond market is betting on is that over the next 2 years the Fed will be forced to cut as a banking crisis leads to a recession leads to plummeting inflation.

They may be right, they may be wrong, but that's what the yield curve is telling us.

>> No.54246972

I have no idea how people ruin themselves with futures unless they get into it without having some form of an edge.
Yeah, I heard tax treatment in the US is pretty good. It's really ideal for daytrading imo. You can also get all the leverage you could want.
I haven't heard that, but that also makes sense. He probably does think about his legacy in the long run, like everyone does in a public facing position.

>> No.54246974

SOXS holders will be heemed tomorrow

>> No.54246984

Redpoll me on JEPI.

>> No.54246987
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NGL I don't like this SPY gap up.

>> No.54246993
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i just spent the last five minutes having a staring contest with this thing. This has enriched my chart watching experience. Truly.

>> No.54246998

JP Morgan shills try to bait innocent anons into paying outrageous expense ratios using "steady income and divvy payouts!"

>> No.54247002
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It’s a cosmic irony that Zoom Zooms are blessed precisely because they will never knew how good life can be, they have no reference point other than clown world

>> No.54247003

Futures are just like any other leverage trading; if you don't manage risk properly you get liquidated. Judging by the amount of AAAAAAAAAAA posting here on a weekly basis no one does risk management.

>> No.54247027

What I'm basically asking is would that necessarily lead to recession? Because my reading of this current situation is it would lead to recession and soon, because I don't see the Fed cutting early and risking losing credibility on the inflation fight after this long.

And if the market is wrong what happens tomorrow, does the shit n piss immediately start tanking if Powell says "we're not cutting, motherfuckers" because it would have to start pricing that in?
And I don't even know if that would necessarily happen because the market could just keep fighting. It's all so confusing.
It's ridiculous how long the market can stay irrational.

>> No.54247028

yield trap

>> No.54247037
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OK fuck it, I tapped out on BOIL while the tapping was good, cutting my losses in about half, and will buy the next good dipperino (it's coming), thus also resetting my volatility decayarino.

>> No.54247082

Maybe. If you treat it like people treat stocks here (bagholding, hoping for a turnaround and trading as big as you can), then yes, you'll get fucked. Best to not even think about daytrading futures without relatively tight stops and accepting the consequences of that fully.

>> No.54247093

That pump up to 70 was my exit signal

>> No.54247103
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I'm not playing anything for tomorrow
Just not gonna do it

>> No.54247106

>What I'm basically asking is would that necessarily lead to recession?
It's a chicken and egg situation, because generally recessions kick off when bank lending tightens up. They may do that because they're afraid about depositors making a run on their capital or they may do that because the bond market is forecasting lower rates/recession very shortly.

>> No.54247128


Whats wrong with holding JEPI and collecting dividends? It doesn't seem too volatile. Whats so bad about collecting a relatively safe 5-8% annual return?

>> No.54247144
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what do you guys think of my Technical Analysis?

I'm feeling kinda bearish after seeing this idk how bout you?

>> No.54247145

Same, fuck cortisol. I'll be on the ready to buy if something gets right, but no plays in play.

>> No.54247147

>And if the market is wrong what happens tomorrow,
This is a separate question. The 2 year bond price is not the bond market's pricing of 0 vs 25 vs 50 bps tomorrow.

>does the shit n piss immediately start tanking if Powell says "we're not cutting, motherfuckers" because it would have to start pricing that in?
That's expected and it's unclear exactly how equities would respond in turn. However the 2 year is a bet on the meeting after this one, plus the meeting after *that*, and so on.

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Late at night, all systems go, you've come to see the show
We do our best, you're the rest, you make it real, you know
There's a feeling deep inside that drives you fucking mad
A feeling of a hammerhead, you need it, oh, so bad
Adrenaline starts to flow
You're thrashing all around
Acting like a maniac

>> No.54247157

SOXS to 16 tomorrow, time to get really really HEEMED

>> No.54247167

I have a prediction zoomers will have their golden era but by the standards of any other "good ol days" (80s, 90s, 50s, etc) it will be pretty run of the mill. It'll be considered good because everything has been going to shit and a little improvement in life was enough for them.

>> No.54247184

checks out

>> No.54247195
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Thanks just opened a position.

>> No.54247203
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Suppose SPY goes up 11% in a year, appreciating 10% in share price and paying 1% in dividends. At the same time JEPI would only go up, say, 9%, appreciating 2% in share price and paying you 7% in dividends and covered call premium.

You get much bigger payouts into your account, wowzers! But you've underperformed the market and been Jewed out of 2%.

>> No.54247216

This gif is inefficient, it does two same exact loops

>> No.54247223
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shower hour lfg get clean bitches

>> No.54247233

bear here
I just capitulated

>> No.54247244

The truth is he's going to keep hiking. Only retards are buying right now.

>> No.54247257

it will be zero bepis

>> No.54247259

Imagine being a bear in this market.
Imagine not holding tqqq in this market
Imagine not going all in on tech after the fed made it illegal for tech banks to lose money and the US government sees semiconductor production as a matter of national security.
The future is so obvious and in your face. Hold tqqq and get rich. Simple as.

>> No.54247261

Rocker's daughter everybody.

>> No.54247265

We've reached the point where hiking is bullish

>> No.54247268
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As much as I hate to agree with you, you're right.

>> No.54247272

How long are you now?

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>> No.54247289

>illegal for tech banks to lose money
Not bank lost everything, it's the tech companies themselves who weren't allowed to lose money

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>> No.54247301

Doesn't matter. Same jews, different desk.

>> No.54247305

Inflation is still red hot, he's gotta go at least 50 beeps, or he has literally failed at his job, and needs to be removed. Personally I would raise it 2 full percentage points, but that's just because I want to get this over with so we can focus on more important things like how to trade breadline swap futures.

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>> No.54247324

>be JEPI holder
>the market tanks
>spy holders post pink feel guy images
>you feel fine because you're sitting on a boatload of cash
single percentage points worth of difference don't really matter when comparing vastly different investment strategies.

>> No.54247325

Ok but did they say no homo prior to this? Big difference

>> No.54247332

top signal

>> No.54247333

May the LORD GOD Almighty be with (You)!

>> No.54247334

Coinbase is soaring for power hour while Bitcoin remains flat

>> No.54247336
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> tesla , nvda

These two were severely fud by /smg/ and now are among the best performing stocks. Kek baggies

>> No.54247346

That fat gap up from yesterday really doesn't have mumu worried??

>> No.54247349

You're also paying an expense ratio ten times that of a normal S&P 500 ETF. And since so much of the return is in dividends, you have less opportunity to tax-optimize your selling.

>> No.54247355

>Mumu euphoric
>[insert what happens next here]

>> No.54247361

Begone, JPM intern.

>> No.54247374

so this is what led you to not sell all your FRC at 19. kekekek

>> No.54247375

I'm buying sqqq tomorrow during the pump

>> No.54247379

This general is the most shilled general on the entire board. It's worse than even the jeetest of shitcoin threads. Getting financial advice from here is often the dumbest fucking thing anyone could do, and I would highly recommend inversing anything said here for profits.
>t. seven figure portfolio off of doing exactly that
ESPECIALLY if they're a name or trip faggot

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>> No.54247385

yellen has maybe 250billion dollars left
lets crash the treasury and send the U.S into default boys

>> No.54247387

how do I short south korea?

>> No.54247391

what is with you and buying high... SMDH

See you at 3.5 friday

>> No.54247400
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I’m up $1,000 today—NRGU, TSLA, SKYT, DVN. Do I take profit and wait for the next reboot? Not looking for financial advice, of course, but aren’t we gonna be red at like, soon…?

>> No.54247404

Is selling puts on FRC free money?

>> No.54247409
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Kek so fucking dumb
>buying high

>> No.54247410

Those Republicucks better get something for their debt ceiling vote, we all know they'll cuck might as well get something meaningful.

>> No.54247413

LMAO, it's 2023, you can enjoy having anal sex with other men and it's not gay if you don't want it to.be.

>> No.54247417

no the economy is fine we're just going to pump like it's 2021 again

>> No.54247421

509 shares here, hoping for the best…

>> No.54247428

take it, everytime I ask this i lose it, every... time...

>> No.54247433

We wuz cherry blossoms in shit

>> No.54247434

Depends, how many weeks of Walmart sales is that cunts GDP?

>> No.54247436
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it's time to go long natgas

this is financial advice and you may sue me if you incur a financial loss from this post

>> No.54247440

South Korea only has like 3 companies. They're all mega conglomerates. You can short them all with like 15 mouse clicks

>> No.54247441

they had the chance to make the uniparty come to light with the mcconnell vote. While humiliating they had a killshot.

>> No.54247449

how about avatar fagging?

>let's buy boil at 17!
>let's buy boil at 12!
>let's buy boil at 7!
>let's buy boil at 4.5!

yes you are buying high

>> No.54247459

I don't get it, is she in white face, and just sitting far enough back so there's no shadow? I mean it looks like she's enjoying that watermelon way too much to be white.

>> No.54247467

ew, where are her tits?

>> No.54247468

>bobo fucked again

>> No.54247474

>3 figs
Why even bother...?

>> No.54247475

South Korea is a shit hole with glitz.

>> No.54247482

>he bought before the RS

>> No.54247487

I'm not a Koreaboo, but is there anywhere which isn't a shithole right now?

>> No.54247489

History shows it's the first to crash and recover, not the last to crash that wins in the end.

>> No.54247502

because it's going TO THE MOOOOOON!!!

edit: woah thanks for the gold kind starngers
edit2: man this blew up!!

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>> No.54247510

If my TQQQ calls are up 96%, should I roll them? Or sell? Keep holding? Or what?
They expire this Friday, they aren't in the money yet

>> No.54247515

The other four trees haven’t shown up yet. Just wait for it.

>> No.54247520

Especially if they avatarfag, and if they Serena post you might as well just filter them and throw them in the garbage.

>> No.54247526

they're like turbo-china in terms of the doggy dog world mindset

>> No.54247536

Take out your principal and set a stop loss to ensure profit.

>> No.54247541

Is that why they're literally plastic people?

>> No.54247544

Germany lost though and they had Weimar before the west had the Great Depression. I suppose they recovered first, but at what cost?

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Ok chud, when would you buy them?

>> No.54247557

Do bulls ever get rug pulled? This is kinda insane.

>> No.54247558

Wow… makes me think

>> No.54247573

No wonder Jesus threw the moneychangers out of the temple. I hate banks so much now it's unreal.

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short the dollar
long all equities
long all commodities
long all foreign currencies
long all crypto

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>> No.54247584

>long all commodities
*except oil

>> No.54247588

Just another inane poster with no skin in the game. So eager to tell you not to make a trade but has no positions.

>> No.54247596
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GME earnings after close. GME's up 5,5%.
Huh, literally why?

>> No.54247600

I typically sell too early, but I never look back so I don't care about missing out.

>> No.54247603

It's not going that low, we've reached the bottom.

>> No.54247621

If spy hits 400 I'm picking up 10 400P for tomorrow.

>> No.54247625

>why is GME up 5.5%?
So they can dump after market

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How much does /smg/ tip?

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50bps and my puts are saved anything else and I'm proper fucked
Cmon Jerome don't be a stingy nigger

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I had this yesterday. Sold for $4k (24% gain) and now it’s worth $8k (150%).
How do you guys cope with these feelings?

>> No.54247644

Zoom out. Kek baggies will never make it.

>> No.54247645

I'll see you at contract expiry then...

>> No.54247653

“Our government rests upon religion. It is from that source that we derive our reverence for truth and justice, for equality and liberality, and for the rights of mankind. Unless the people believe in these principles they cannot believe in our government. There are only two main theories of government in our world. One rests on righteousness and the other on force. One appeals to reason, and the other appeals to the sword. One is exemplified in the republic, the other is represented by despotism.

The government of a country never gets ahead of the religion of a country. There is no way by which we can substitute the authority of law for the virtue of man. Of course we endeavor to restrain the vicious, and furnish a fair degree of security and protection by legislation and police control, but the real reform which society in these days is seeking will come as a result of our religious convictions, or they will not come at all. Peace, justice, humanity, charity—these cannot be legislated into being. They are the result of divine grace."

- Calvin Coolidge (30th president of the United States)

>> No.54247660

>How much does /smg/ tip?
And I NEVER go back to the same place, in under a year.

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>oh ok and left
Based norf.

>> No.54247664
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when i see pictures like this the only thing i think about is how expensive this bitch is to maintain

>> No.54247669
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I mean, I was thinking about shorting it, but at this point they might as well pump another 10% before dumping it.

>> No.54247668

Based anon, I've been researching this the past few weeks, South Korea is absolutely fucked. The ETF ticker for South Korea's economy is EWY, the chart isnt quite ready yet, but I check it every day and my mouse cursor is hovering over the put side of the options chain just waiting for the right moment.

tl;dr puts on South Korea ticker EWY

Btw fuck South Korea, they are rude assholes, borderline Leftie SJWs, who suck US tax dollars like the worst welfare queens via the US military bases, and then have the nerve to call us "colonizers". Yes, I've been to South Korea many time before for work. The average Korean is in debt up to their eyeballs buying the latest plastic surgery and clothing trends and VIP booths at the club. Korean boomers have no money and are either running one of a billion fried chicken restaurants or are literally homeless. Their "jeonse" form of renting, a unique form of renting out apartments not present in the West but makes up a huge share of Korean lease agreements, is a giant ponzi scheme that is set to collapse.
Short the shit out of this overvalued, artificially manufactured shithole of a country. EWY, anons, EWY.

>> No.54247670

Wait till she waits a table full of niggers. My sister was a waitress and served a table that had two NFL players, a total bill of $1300. At the end, they asked for a discount because service was not fast enough. She worked in some 15% discount and they left a 0 tip kek

>> No.54247676

0% I'm not their boss, they need to ask for a raise.

>> No.54247677

That's a dude you faggot

>> No.54247682

I don't have to cope because I know it's unrealistic to expect to nail each trade perfectly. Just move forward and wait patiently for another trade.

>> No.54247683

that's why you rent her from Dan the Man.

>> No.54247688

$70 is plenty. sane countries pay waiters a regular wage instead of offloading their financial wellbeing to customers who just want to have a nice meal. its only in america that this seething obsession with tips even exists.

>> No.54247717

I don't have to tip. The only thing I eat is microwaved cheap food (i.e. pizzas) to maximize the amount of money I can invest. If you are not doing the same then you are not really trying.

>> No.54247718

>Full English
I enjoyed every single meal I had when I visited England. I also took the absolute nastiest shits of my life.

>> No.54247722

I rarely venture outside to eat unless required.

When I must, I tip 18%. Phone calculator for precise tipping.

>> No.54247727

That’s why you should only rent them.

>> No.54247730

bussy isn't any cheaper

>> No.54247751

Makes sense. Gonna screenshot that.

>> No.54247753

Does she think a waitress is supposed to make $70/hr? Yeah no

>> No.54247757

This is why they're pushing Wokism so hard, they want it to be the dominant religion.

>> No.54247758

One of the things that annoys me about bongs is their weird obsession with always keeping their knife in one hand while eating. It's not something crazy, but it annoys me anyway.

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You won't have time to enjoy your gains if you die of colon cancer anon

>> No.54247765

this bussy-pussy spread is like 200% right now, coomer market is in a bubble

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The customary tip for your broker is 20%.

>> No.54247768

you deserve to get robbed

>> No.54247782
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310 qqq is the hill i choose to die on

>> No.54247804

Is it too late to get on the ATLX train?

>> No.54247806

Man i feel bad that i've been tipping roasties 20% for years

>> No.54247810

From eating microwaver pizza? I would expect it maybe from alcohol, sugar or stuff packed with oil.

>> No.54247838

She didn't stop me from buying BOIL at $6.12 so she doesn't deserve it.

>> No.54247837

Also I ate one (Very nice) meal in a pub where I kept getting side-eyed by the other people in there, who were all women. I later found out that pubs have designated woman rooms and I'd eaten in the woman room by accident. I also had a glass of wine with that meal instead of beer so the probably thought I was 100% homo.

>> No.54247847

Why would anyone be buying anything but tech calls this week till it turns around?

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You're celebrating. Banks can never fail again, and you're celebrating?

>> No.54247862

You should rent that model, she's got flat tits, so there's no point in getting into anything long term.

>> No.54247868

Why would you tip after being so unhappy with the service you get a discount?
Wagies are so stupid

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>ate in the woman's room by accident
Did you explain that you are a proud and valid trans-woman and that they were being bigots?

>> No.54247886

Why would anyone being buying anything on either side of a trade until we get a rate hike decision tomorrow?

>> No.54247889

So FRC hit a high of $19.44. Not bad. Who’s rich now?

>> No.54247899

i wonder what would happen if a trans woman tried to ride in the female car in japan

>> No.54247904

What the fuck is that piece of shit pumping this much

>> No.54247910

Are you going to eat steak tonight cooked medium-rare because you are a bull?

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>The customary tip for your broker is 20%.
Damn... only 20%?
My broker wants dinner and a fucking vacation...

>> No.54247914

we all averaged down after buying the "dip" at 30 and are still underwater

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This isn't good at all.

>> No.54247937

thinking about buying a shitton of vix options @22

>> No.54247939

Is this sqqq buying range?

>> No.54247941

Checked and if they pass probably nothing. That's literally the bar. If you look, sound, act, and are dressed like a woman (or man in the case of FTM) nobody gives a shit because they don't know. If you're 7' tall and broad as a barn and pass about as well as a nightmarish caricature you'll probably end up getting arrested or at minimum shunned and avoided.

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This is a nice melt up. I guess it's really over for the bears.

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I don't know but I want a 10% tithe of everyone's profits.

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>buying into close one (1) day before Jpow

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+$2,000 realized, $3,000 unrealized today
I feel nothing

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>> No.54247967

new paradigm!

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Anon that's only supposed to happen when your female broker margin calls you.

>> No.54247974

She wants one or the other retard, not both..

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I never eat out for the sole purpose of not even contribute to their wages.

>> No.54247982
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Anyone buying NIKE for dem earnings?

>> No.54247984

Core CPI up.
Jerome will raise 50bps as planned

>> No.54247985

This is why you Gookfu left you retard. Learn to read between the lines when women speak

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>> No.54248016

Dubs picks what I buy before close. No kike stocks.

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>> No.54248023

She came back.

>> No.54248024

You'd be dumb to be in anything but tech they're doing the best in spite of the whole bank ordeal.

>> No.54248026

Seems like a lot of people are getting HOOKED
You don't want to be HOOKED

>> No.54248029


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>> No.54248039


>captcha: DDPD0

>> No.54248040

Fed decision: financial stability more important than inflation, says JPM strategist.

Basically this is what my entire thesis has been built around since last June. Push comes to shove, JPow and Yellen will pick stability.

That doesn't mean they don't care about inflation at all. It just means they will tolerate moderate inflation with a target of ~4% not be rigidly adamant about their original 2%.

>> No.54248044

>verification not required

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>> No.54248050
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FRC got that dog in him

>> No.54248051

So you're both retards, then?

>> No.54248055

You're a bully Marty, a bear bully.

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>> No.54248059

Im not touching shit until there is a confirmation tomorrow. Slept in today and had a nice coffee.

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>> No.54248062

I only heard about this play late last night. I guess being late to party paid off for once.

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look at the divvy yields goy

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>> No.54248083

Why would you ship them charged?

>> No.54248085

Just get nvidia anon. Maybe even go for a tiny bit of decently long term tesla for their earnings. If I held the calls I had last week at .50 they were at 8.00.

>> No.54248089

>drives though tangy puddle
the future is gay

>> No.54248090

>saltwater shorts
Is this bullish or bearish for fresh water?

>> No.54248098

why would a charged EV explode from some seawater?

>> No.54248099

Energy is cheaper in the country of origin

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Now the question is how dangerous are they in areas that salt roads for winter?

>> No.54248122

It's probably a ferry.

Don't talk about her like that, asshole.

>> No.54248138

Its probably bullshit

A car should be waterproof to a certain point, especially a EVs electronii

>> No.54248140

I swear salting roads is some kind of jewish trick, I never heard of 'car cancer' until living in the north

>> No.54248143

These type of batteries can't go to 0% without doing damage to them. 0% is closer to like a 15% charge.

>> No.54248145

You can't fully uncharge lithium-ion batteries. It will permanently damage the cells. When your phone or laptop says 0%, there's still a lot of energy left in the batteries, but the system saves it to protect the cells.

>> No.54248146

Ooooh, I get it. The cars were being used to covertly ship white phosphorous to terrorist groups. Damn CIA strikes again.

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The cold weather will just automatically shut down the hardware.

>> No.54248160

youve never driven on icy roads before have you

>> No.54248161

This, trans women are only women if they are hot, if they are even a little ugly they are pretty much monsters

>> No.54248167

>tithe, noun
So 10% of 1/10 of everyone’s profits?

>> No.54248184

WS just unlocked stock lending for me.
How would this fuck me?

>> No.54248189

Nah I think he's doing that thing where English uses nouns as verbs sometimes.

>> No.54248197

dont tip roasties
dont tip landlords
dont tip jannies

>> No.54248199

The Jewish chemical "salt" they put on the road to destroy your car so you have constantly buy a new is definitely a scam. There are plenty of non corrosive options

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>> No.54248214

I always tip the jannies

I give them exactly 20% of their daily wage every thread

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>> No.54248226

city saves a few hundred thousand dollars on cheap chemicals and costs the population millions in car damage, good goy

>> No.54248225

things barely work in freezing temps so it's probably fine. just don't run over piss bottles.

>> No.54248227

When did this happen?

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>> No.54248368

Nothing will stop nvidia pumping tomorrow I wish I got that instead of amd but I'm hoping amd is brought over 100 that'd be nice.

>> No.54248431

Has anyone ever lost money making money in a year due to wash sale?

>> No.54248469

im pretty sure thats actually the idea outcome
>your account value is up
>you owe no taxes

>> No.54248500

NVDA put buying is huge

>> No.54248917

If I have to send $20,000 to someone in France asap to pay back my share of roof repair costs should I do it now or wait for Powell to announce an interest rate increase this week?

Please help I am retarded and so is my legitimate financial advisor.

>> No.54249311

Well no, they'll count your earnings in taxes but not the losses. So you'll pay tax on 10k in income and only have made say 2k. It counts you going from -10k to +2k as 12k income.

So you can't even lose on a trade after rebuying too early because the loss doesn't count unless you haven't bought or sold the same stock 31 days both ways.

>> No.54249418

It is up a lot because of the Microsoft deal maybe it's overweight. But it looks like puts in general are more spread across strike prices which means it's probably more retail investors.