/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.54230939]

>Get Called to Random Company Meeting
>Everyone is laid off on March 31st.

[Anonymous No.54230947]

>>54230939
Have a feeling this will be me.

[Anonymous No.54230963]

>>54230939
April Fools!

[Anonymous No.54231015]

>>54230939
>Get Called to Random Company Meeting
>Boss shot his brains out with a shotgun
>Leave a note ordering us to clean afterwards before leaving
>Stacy from HR is into necrophilia
>mfw

[Anonymous No.54231066]

>>54230947
honestly if youre not installing ransomware on your companys network right now in preparation, you deserve to get fired with no leverage to advance your position in life. CEOs have been fucking over employees with sudden surprise youre-fired computer-lockout meetings for at least 30 years. its well known. no excuse

[Anonymous No.54231158]

>>54231066
I'm a contract engineer
I will probably just badge over to another location with my industry.
So I need to know where to put my 5K in Vacation time and 3,200 in bi-weekly paycheck ?
All into Ethereum ?
Or BTC ?
I can't take anymore link I will throw up

[Anonymous No.54231263]

>>54230939
I've never seen this movie on any of the normie streaming services (Goyflix, HBO Goy, Amagoy Prime, Disgoy+, Hugoy) what gives?

[Anonymous No.54231286]

>>54230939
11 days to pass the 10 day background check/hold.
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In minecraft, of course.

[Anonymous No.54231304]

>>54230939
it's over.

[Anonymous No.54231343]

>>54230939
>tfw essential worker in grocery industry
They're just making us work more and more until we quit and they can replace us with lower paid immigrants.
I'd rather they just come right out and tell us to fuck off.

[Anonymous No.54231361]

>>54230939
Fuck

[Anonymous No.54231381]

>>54231263
you know why.

[Anonymous No.54231393]

>>54231158
Disgusting dude, linkers BTFO but cmon man this is just fucking gross.

[Anonymous No.54231406]

>>54230939
>We're a family!
>We care about you!
>Employees come first!
>TEAM WORK

[Anonymous No.54231538]

>>54231393
I have been bag holding since 2018, I want to beat his head in like a fucking watermelon
I hate him so much

[Anonymous No.54231559]

>>54231406
Was looking for this
thanks

[Anonymous No.54231806]

>>54231263
>goy goy goy ahahaha do i fit in yet guys?
>too cheap to spend $3 on a movie

antisemitism is projection
many such cases

[Anonymous No.54233127]

>>54231559
>pic
topkek

[Anonymous No.54233205]

>>54231806
Why have streaming service at all when you can just buy it?
Also why buy it at all when you can just seed it

[Anonymous No.54233257]

>>54230939
Why do I feel like that would be a nice thing? I mean I could theoretically quit at any time and do the same things I'd do in this event, but I won't. But if I was forced to leave, I'd uproot my life and make big positive changes.

[Anonymous No.54234637]

>>54233127
>Pink Wojak Production

[Anonymous No.54234810]

>geofag
>commodities drop 1%
Brb better fire up the old uber eats app

[Anonymous No.54234839]

>>54230939

heard a gen X guy bitching at work today that "no one wants to work" because younger people live at home and dont pay bills, as if it were a bad thing that younger generations dont care about status or making money and don't need to work many hours just to live. It's pretty crazy but I am growing more and more fond of millenials' and zoomers' collective ability to buck trends and tell the older generations to fuck off

I am 32 and live with my parents. Its awesome and they love it. I help out where I can and contribute where I can. I don't pay exorbitant amounts on rent or cars, and because of this I am possibly the enemy of the state to most generation X slaves.

All the now-40 and now 50 year olds who grew up screaming "fuck the system!" literally got office jobs and sports cars and mountains of debt, whereas zoomers are happy to live at home, date no one, and play the same video games they've been playing for 5 years.

There is no better way to achieve peaceful revolution than slowly, one step at a time, resisting it - stop purchasing crap, stop watching and eating slop, go for walks and exercise instead of staying late at the office, stop working, stop going out, stop spending absurd money on vacations, go to the same local dive bar once or twice a month, be comfortable with yourself and resist chasing material comforts or societal demands, be humble and happy. The system will fall apart if you aren't a slave

[Anonymous No.54234907]

>>54234839
My man,
I am 43, I went back to school at 30 during the financial crisis, after being laid off from a great energy job as a professional welder/millwright
My alternative was to work for 12.50 an hour and raise someone else's kids
I was going to get my first house cash at 29, but decided to use that money to go back to school.
Save enough money for like 80% down on a house
you're doing well with your thinking, try not to be a mortgage cuck for very long.
Once your house is paid off you've really made it

[Anonymous No.54234922]

>>54233205
Why seed it at all when you can just feed it? And why seed or feed it when you can just sneed it?

[Anonymous No.54234952]

[Anonymous No.54234961]

>>54234839
my parents are poor what now faggot

[Anonymous No.54234966]

>>54233127
Worthless meme

[Anonymous No.54234998]

>>54234839
The system will fall apart, sure, but nowhere does your plan involve self improvement, skill set learning. There's nothing wrong with living with your parents and living in your fantasy worlds but at the end of the day you have to feed yourself, and that system you're trying to erode is what's keeping you fed.

[Anonymous No.54235058]

>>54230939
Are you in the US? Make sure your company isn't subject to the WARN act. Certain companies are required to give st least 60 days notice, you might be entitled to damages if they aren't compliant.

[Anonymous No.54235161]

>>54235058
They are not subject to that dude.
its florida, lol

[Anonymous No.54235182]

>>54230939
first republic

[Anonymous No.54235305]

>>54235161
It's federal level from what I understand

[Anonymous No.54235323]

Well that's either bad or good, depending on how killy the job made you. Congrats/commiserations as appropriate. Hopefully a troon will rope.

[Anonymous No.54235530]

>>54233127
The amount of background 4chan knowledge you have to be imbedded in to understand this meme is incredible.

[Anonymous No.54236104]

>>54234839
This but the house is my grandpa's and it will likely be sold by my selfish aunts.

[Anonymous No.54236966]

>>54231066
I don’t w2 for a company unless they sign an employment contract guaranteeing they have to pay me 100k in severance should they terminate me.

If they won’t sign it, consult and up your hourly avg salary by 20%.

Most tech startups rely on cycling out employees to not put them equity.

I actively despise first time tech founders and make it my goal to capture all of their data and entire detailed customer base while simultaneously scaling their dream.

Learn how to fuck a tech role with no Vaseline.

Exec in silicon valley

[Anonymous No.54236990]

>>54234907
That bitch was beaten when she was younger. Imagine cocking back and wrecking her entire chin should you saw her abusing an animal like that