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tax season edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

In the previous episode:
>>54227906

>> No.54229538

https://twitter.com/CarlBMenger/status/1637701519926611969
New message from Jay Powell

>> No.54229552
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I see they have chosen death.

>> No.54229562

Another good day for PFE.

>> No.54229566
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I have a gut feeling NVDA will rug during the CEOs keynote talk tomorrow, what do you frens think

>> No.54229571
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what time should i stop drinking coffee

>> No.54229572
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54229572

If you squint hard, you can see the QT.

>> No.54229577

DPST bros were doubling our money on wednesday

>> No.54229580

>>54229552
Will you guys keep posting this fine woman. It makes me happy every time I see her in the thread.

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>>54229523
>biden recruited these chuckle fucks to rob you
Amazing people still can't realize we're living in the most retarded era of our history.

>> No.54229583

>>54229571
no coffee after 2pm

>> No.54229588

>>54229566
If they talk about AI it's a guaranteed pump.

>> No.54229593

Any reason not to buy some American Express?

>> No.54229594
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>>54229571
Always Be drinking Coffee.

>> No.54229608

>>54229588
They've been pumping it on the AI hype for months, that's where the rug was placed anon

>> No.54229609

>>54229571
>what time should i stop drinking coffee
google the half life of caffeine, and you'll have your answer

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>>54229581
>we're living in the most retarded era of our history.
Somehow I think this, then things get more retarded.

>> No.54229613
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54229613

America in 2023

>> No.54229619

>>54229523
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMdmjoAB-5Q

>> No.54229624

>>54217296
>>54217296
>>54217296

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>>54229594
is coffee good for you?

>> No.54229647

>>54229611
We had a quiet respite for maybe 2-3 years before they jacked stress to the tits

>> No.54229648

Get fucked bobo. Power hour.

>> No.54229649

>>54229630
if it's black, yes

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>>54229630
Without sugar and cream, I reckon so.

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>>54229611
Clown World has no peak. Imagine climbing to the top of Mount Everest, only to find at the summit there's a ladder leading up to an attic. This is what Clown World is like.

Personally I'm in favor of this. I'm all in on clussy.

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Damnit my limit order didn't trigger for FRC. Guess I'll have to wait and see what happens tomorrow and try again.

>> No.54229664
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54229664

How is this decade of recessionary stagflation treating you?

>> No.54229672

>LOVE
looks like my overpriced hipster furniture did something today.

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>>54229657
Look at those... honkers...

>> No.54229675

>>54229662
Remember, it's not real money if you make it after the bell.

>> No.54229685

What and when are the next important burger news coming in?

>> No.54229694

>>54229662
Unfortunately today may have been the final trading day for FRC

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>>54229673
These balloons make me a real animal.

>> No.54229701

>>54229685
https://tradingeconomics.com/united-states/calendar

>> No.54229706

>>54229685
https://tradingeconomics.com/calendar

>> No.54229709

>>54229675
>it's not real money
THIS

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>>54229685
FOMC tomorrow and Wednesday.

>> No.54229720

>>54229523
So glad I don't live in this shithole :) Must suck to be american

>> No.54229726

>>54229720
It's not any better in Israel nowadays unfortunately

>> No.54229728

Remember:
The banking crisis is not real
Trans women are women
The holocaust happened
White people are evil

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>>54229699
GOD IMAGINER HER SQUIRTING YOU WITH THOSE BAZOOKAS LIKE THE OL SQUIRTING LAPEL FLOWER THING.

>> No.54229735
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54229735

TOTAL BAGGIE DEATH

>> No.54229736

>>54229630
Fuck this looks like an EX too much. Why did you post this anon now I feel sad . She wouldn't kill a spider tho.

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>>54229662
you just saved a ton of money, you can save a ton more money on child support if you just get a paternity test

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>>54229662
Yeah idk dude i wouldnt want to slurp FRC here. The chances of a complete rug are far greater than any rally.

>> No.54229747
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54229747

>*DING* *DING* *DING*
Well, how did it go today, anon?

>> No.54229748

>>54229726
SECONDS later seething mutts appear. lmao.

>> No.54229750

In b4 frc announces dilution and it drills 90% in post market before announcing its ogre in the morning

>> No.54229757

>>54229728
You forgot:
>Not all recessions are the same, we're not in a recession!

>> No.54229759

>>54229685
wednesday 2 pm. We find out whether we're living in a real economy, or a fake one.

Just kidding. We already know.

>> No.54229764

>>54229750
>its ogre
If they use that spelling, it'd rally 50% as it joins the meme stock index.

>> No.54229770

>>54229742
If it ends up going belly up tomorrow, I guess I dodged a bullet then.

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>>54229747
+0.13% my queen.

>> No.54229779

>>54229748
Took me a while to understand what you meant, but I think you assumed that I meant that you're from Israel.

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>>54229747
>+0.05%

>> No.54229791

>>54229757
Of course we're not in a recession, President Biden fixed all the problems that trump made.

>> No.54229792

>>54229747
Not checking

>> No.54229806

>>54229747
+0.08% Would be much better if I didn't have BOIL in my portfolio. I forgive the BOIL anon for shilling it though, he has pure heart.

>> No.54229813

>>54229748
>American website
>American responds
Wow. Shocking.

>> No.54229814

>>54229779
Enjoy being held at gunpoint by IRS agents.

>> No.54229818
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>>54229747
>XLB: 2.04%
>XLC: 0.69%
>XLE: 2.07%
>XLF: 1.18%
>XLI: 1.36%
>XLK: 0.25%
>XLP: 1.39%
>XLRE: 1.06%
>XLU: 0.8%
>XLV: 1.28%
>XLY: 0.45%

>Me: -1.25%
>YTD: -3.05%

Broke into my neighbors' houses to open all the windows and crank up the heat while they were at work. BOIL's not going to rally on its own.

>> No.54229822

>>54229747
Up 1%. Not bad

>> No.54229824
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>>54229747
Cashgang

>> No.54229838

>>54229709
send yours my way, I enjoy fantasy toys.
>>54229747
that's not a question, that's a very hurt young man demanding an answer.
>>54229782
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4azbl96BJY

>> No.54229837

>>54229813
Enjoy being held at gunpoint by IRS agents.

>> No.54229841

Why did it crab on no news?

>> No.54229845
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>>54229818
it's over for fart gas

>> No.54229844

What will FRC open at tomorrow

>> No.54229858
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>>54229841
Crab is the sheriff in town until Wednesday.

>> No.54229862

Also why the fuck is BBBY under a dollar jesus

>> No.54229869
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54229869

Harden your heart, oh Jerome
Increase your rates

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>>54229845
We'll see Thursday.

>> No.54229880

>>54229869
This is a male isnt it

>> No.54229883

>>54229862
You mean why is BBBY still above 10 cents

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>>54229862
Because its going bankrupt?

>> No.54229888

>>54229837
It's really not that bad. I'd prefer living in America with the gay ass IRS versus anywhere else in the first world where you're literally jailed for saying bad words. And if you're not in a first world country you're not human so don't talk to me.

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>>54229879

>> No.54229895

>>54229552
>>54229566
Daily reminder that it's her manager posting these threads to build up hype for her blacked.com debute on April 12th

>> No.54229900

>>54229862
they pulled all the short cash they need from financials. and BBBY is a failing company with an non-distinguished brand and far too large a footprint in the era of Amazon and Ebay.

>> No.54229904

>Jerome skips onto the stage like a jubilant flower girl
>leans in really close to the mic, saying in the tinest whisper:
>good evening gentlemen
>100 basis point increase
>no questions

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You guys wanna start a church? We could be the church of biz and praise the smg animals for pepe is good you are my friend
>https://youtu.be/BO6KH9ucfrY

>> No.54229915

>>54229862
Reverse split announced. Also hedgies that bought warrants seem to be exercising them constantly. Outstanding shares already went up by 200%

>> No.54229917

>>54229895
I'd drop her faster than Avril Lavigne if that happened.

>> No.54229927

>>54229895
Well that's a waste of time, /smg/ would never pay for onlyfans. We love money so much we would throw naked women at money if we could.

>> No.54229933

>>54229880
Do you want it to be?

>> No.54229938
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54229938

>>54229862
And pic related, if you're wondering who is buying those new shares.

>> No.54229939

>>54229630
Now you have the rotting corpse of a dead spider stuck to your ceiling. Nice move idiot.

>> No.54229954

>>54229933
No, trannies are disgusting.

>> No.54229961

Any cashgang frens left? How are you liking the fact that we're still in a "bull market"? I'm sitting on 100K.

My plan is to buy a house or land (if prices come down) or wait until the stock market actually does something that isn't fake and gay. Every single company that I actually want to buy and hold forever has not moved in the slightest (P/E in the 600s still). I guess I will just keep stacking.

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>>54229730
>mfw I know what this meme is referring to

>> No.54229969

>>54229938
What possesses a man...

>> No.54229972
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>>54229927
>We love money so much we would throw naked women at money if we could.
Failing that, we just get very good value whenever we visit.

>> No.54229975

>>54229895
God I hope so

>> No.54230010

>>54229747
>+.98
the only action i did today was short DIS (-.94) and BAC (+1.76)

>> No.54230016
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we're going to pump on FOMOC this Wednesday

>> No.54230032

>>54230016
vix is still high, so yeah it's obvious we'll pump

>> No.54230041

/smg/ owes me sex now pay up!

>> No.54230043

>>54229938
>>54229969
Kek nice spoofed blockfolio. but i do find joy in gme falling. Cant wait for that one to end too.

>> No.54230047

>>54229961
>cashgang
>2023
Bro, you seen DXY?

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>>54230016
A large fraction of these degenerate bond gamblers are going to get heemed, no matter the decision. A pump would be fighting uphill.

>> No.54230062

>>54229938
i bought a GME share once
i feel such shame and embarassment every time i look at my portfolio. i will leave it there forever until its zero as a reminder of not be a redditor

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>>54230041
It's not sex maker general, anon.

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54230086

any other degenerates trying to trade 0dte options like a tard?..
I keep the bets under $200, and managed to lose $550...

>> No.54230088

>>54230062
>redditor
It was shilled on /smg/ for very long time in 2020 (although person who shilled it was ridiculed). I made $20k on it because onlike "golden hands" I have functional sell button.

>> No.54230093

>>54229961
I bought T-notes at ~4.8% ~6 month maturity. I'm not buying into any rallies until after then.

Inflation + rate risk causing bank failures does not seem like a formula for the return to infinite growth the way the market seems to be taking it.

>> No.54230100

>>54229972
Paying for sluts is waay above simping. That I can understand.

>> No.54230109

>>54230086
They can be a fun trading exercise. However, statistically, (You) will lose money at it because you are not better than bots.

>> No.54230111

>>54230062
I got in and got out. Made money as well. I feel no shame.

>> No.54230115

>>54229954
Huh?

>> No.54230119
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54230119

Went ahead and pulled the trigger on first of three planned levels of BOIL DCA. It was the most important level and I didn't want to run the risk of missing out on it for religious reasons. Feels good to have put the numbers back right.

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>>54230062
>Made money on GME
>Spent it on games, but not at GME

>> No.54230129
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>>54230119
>for religious reasons

>> No.54230130

>>54230086
put VWAP and MFI on your chart. Should help you a bit

>> No.54230132

>>54230088
i got into it via reddit and actually believed their DD "the squeeze will squoze" garbage. They are all nutjob cultists though, one look at /gme/ on this board is clear evidence they are fucking insane

>> No.54230140

>>54230062
If you bought back in Jan 2021, there was nothing wrong with that.
If you bought on the dump back to $40 shortly after some brokerages set to closing-only, there was nothing wrong with that.

If you've been holding for the last 2 years with some dream that 100% of the shares will be direct registered, shareholders will vote to delist from public markets, and private equity valuation will be infinite because no shareholders can sell.. then there's another general for you.

>> No.54230143

>>54230132
Yeah the cult around it is cringe. I havent looked back since I sold at $375

>> No.54230153
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54230153

so are the feddies gonna step in to save FRC? Allegedly JPM tried to coordinate another big loan to them today but got shot down

>> No.54230152

>>54230129
YeS

https://www.gods-abcs.com/numbers-1-to-40-defined

>> No.54230168

>>54229972
kek'd

>> No.54230184

>>54229938
Holy kek what a retard

>> No.54230187

>>54229662
to sell...right?

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>>54230152

>> No.54230197

>>54230130
I do have vwap
got boned by eod pump that went farr away from vwap while all the regional banks were dying..
a part of me knows I have to quit it but the revenge trade always gets me

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How highs it going bros?

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>>54229747
+.45%

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>>54230197
how did you mess this up?

>> No.54230249

>money exists
>it is being loaned
>interest is paid on the loan
Where does the money to pay the interest come from?

>> No.54230255
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>>54230249
The future.

>> No.54230256

>>54230225
Meltzer claims they're pushing for a 9 billion buy out which would be ~100-105 a share. Not too bad considering they're worth 6 billion and have 1 billion annual revenue.
I have a decent sized stack myself, I'd expect an official announcement after Mania and before Summer Slam

>> No.54230260

>>54230249
the goyim

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54230265

>>54230249
Watch Die Hard 3.

>> No.54230266

WFC puts niggers

>> No.54230271
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I just shorted bonds (10Y, 5Y and 2x 2Y)

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>>54229664
I'm car shopping. Should I just get a boomer grey Corolla? I'm thinking about it. Also looking at a Mazda3 but there are some niggles about that one. Like why the fuck are owners of brand new ones complaining about low and dead batteries? Wtf?

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54230282

>>54229747
I made 4 dollars.

4 fucking dollars

>> No.54230285

>>54230266
too big to fail

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>>54229895
I wouldnt be surprised. If these rich people can scrub the internet of their presence then they can do the opposite eg kelly Wang, except many anons saved info and it pops up every now and then. In fact I have some of her failed youtube attempt still saved

>> No.54230289

>>54230272
is it a new model? all new models have gremlins

>> No.54230292
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>>54230196
Nope, only showing the general basis. The number important to reach though was 4. The 4th book of the Torah is titled "The Wilderness" in the Hebrew, what we gentiles call "Numbers". Anyway, it's really complex to explain but that's the basis.

>> No.54230295

>>54230249
from future value created by this loan (assuming we're talking about a loan financing an investment)

>> No.54230298

>>54230265
I've been recommending that for movie nite for over a year now

>> No.54230306

>>54229972
LOL. I dont promote this behavior real or fake money but that got a laugh out of me

>> No.54230325

>>54230249
you are the collateral

>> No.54230349

>>54230289
They changed the body styling a bit but I think it's the same engine and power train since 2019. I don't know. I'm buying new because I can afford it and the used market is fucked still.

>> No.54230368

>>54229972
That seems like a retarded idea considering you are going to get carded at the door, so you would also need a fake ID

>> No.54230384
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what will the vix do, based on powell's announcement on wed?

>> No.54230400

>>54230235
i bought puts last couple hours
what do you see?

>> No.54230402

Collapse of US when?

>> No.54230404

>>54230384
vix always goes down after FOMC because it removes uncertainty.

>> No.54230414

>>54230402
In two weeks just wait.

>> No.54230416
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54230416

Someone was asking about the Bogle Philosophy in the previous thread

>>54227406
I got this.
>the vast vast vast majority of people are average
>in the majority of cases these average people will pick stocks at an average level
>for just as many wins they will have loses over time always returning to the mean
>high fees and taxes are gainz goblins which handicap any wealth gain
>options are fine because the market needs liquidity and volume but should be left to gamblers and Wall Street
>Buying and holding a large index is FAR more consistent over time and even the best investors in the world are unable to or just barely beat the market over time

>therefore for the average person buying a few indexes and bonds is far more efficient and productive then trying to out play the market long term
>it is acknowledged playing options is a faster vehicle for quick gainz but smart traders will roll these gainz into large index funds anyway acknowledging that in the long term the market will wipe them out
>leveraged index are extremely expensive which is why they are avoided unless you are only intending to do a quick flip and understand you are risking substantial loses if you play wrong
>everyone who tried to challenge the Bogle philosophy eventually came and knelt in defeat eventually
>Bogle was a High T Chad who called Commission keks a bunch of faggots and Wallstreet constantly tried to kick him out of the market only to fail

It is comfy but it takes discipline to not follow the new hotness and stay on track with your comfy Index holds.

>> No.54230417

>>54230402
When JPowell's term ends.

>> No.54230418

>>54230295
>from future value
So I pay the interest with someone else's money I received? Doesn't he then have less money and we play a zero sum game? I don't understand how growth happens without more money being printed.

>> No.54230424

>>54230368
You know they don't record your ID right? its an age check

>> No.54230426

>>54230414
it'd better happen soon
getting to old to be in a rape/murder biker gang...

>> No.54230428

>>54230402
Like 200 years. Shit is going to suck famalam

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>>54229747
up by a whopping 3 whole dollarydoos on my call

>> No.54230464

>>54230400
i see a crabbing green day. Prices stays in the VWAP channel, so buy dips when oscillator is oversold and sell at edge of channel;

>> No.54230465

>>54230424
All it takes is for a camera to pick up your ID while being carded or a person remembering your name
It's retarded

>> No.54230488

>>54230402
never. They will never allow a market crash, and a market crash is the only way for a collapse. hyperinflation is preferable to a collapse, wiping out pensions and 401ks is the most destabilizing thing that can happen, removing the carrot from the stick that keeps the average joe in line is too dangerous.

>> No.54230526

Redpill me about me being bullish on shell
And a lot of anons seem to be bullish on natural gas do the two markets have any relation? When nat. Gas goes up does oil usually go up or is it inverse or is there no relations at all

>> No.54230531

>SOXL mostly pumped thanks to SMCI
I'm no longer worried

>> No.54230568

>>54230402
A fortnight.

>> No.54230569

>>54230256
Yeah was hoping for an April announcement but think it'll be a little after now. May shift my position

>> No.54230571

>>54230464
fuck all this technical shit, RSI basically does that already.
0dte is a losing game

>> No.54230572

>>54230416

US hegemony did pretty good the first hundred years post WW2, we'll see what the next (stagflationary) century holds.

Let's be honest, it wasn't hard for a boomer to get rich.

>> No.54230585

>>54230418
Money doesn't have to be printed. But if your economy is growing without inflating money supply, the currency value will increase causing deflation. Fed's main goal is to maintain price stability by controlling money supply so that it matches current needs of economy.

>> No.54230605

>>54230572
just had to survive korea and nam, and pay into beating the soviet economics with the 70's inflation.

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>>54230572
It's why you buy VT the global index retard. Why is this so complicated? VT could literally have 0 stocks in the top 10 for the US in 50 years it won't matter because you will be holding the 10 top Global companies.

If you think markets around the globe are going to collapse then you can go buy seeds and bullets and quit bothering me about it. A total index will still kick the shit out of 99% of the market in the long term.

>> No.54230649

>>54230605
Sounds difficult, doing heroin and dodging the Tet offensive.

>> No.54230659

>>54230571
RSI sucks. It doesn't take volume into consideration

>> No.54230678

>>54230488
>rome shall never fall

>> No.54230680

>>54230649
Prepping was a mainstream thing back in those days. The majority of people didn't invest because they believed nuclear war was inevitable and we would all die.

>tfw there are no fall out shelter futures to short...

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>>54230249

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What kind of calories are best for that post market close come down

>> No.54230762

>>54230404
True, but it goes up in anticipation.

>> No.54230769

>credit suisse biggest shareholder is saudi national bank 9.9%
>wipe out the bond holders instead
no way you cant say this shit isnt rigged

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>>54230526
Something something winter fuel formula change over.
>>54230732

>> No.54230791

>>54230769
Of course it is rigged. The question is: How do I get to be on the correct side of all this?

>> No.54230796

>>54230769
Roasting the Saudis is probably a bad geopolitical move. Bold move Cotton, etc.

>> No.54230801

>>54230788
God, those are so expensive for what you get

>> No.54230815

>>54230769
accept that its rigged and take the same positions as the riggers. not complicated.

>> No.54230825

>>54230061
>CME Fedwatch.png
Also look a the probabilities for the next three meetings. According to the tools calculation "current" or slightly higher rate will not last more than 3-4 months, then already lower.
Idk, what I originally understood was that Jerome wants to keep it longer.
Maybe now he has to choose between higher OR longer, if he has a choice at all.

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>>54229538
Underrated

>> No.54230890

>>54230788
1 egg
1 cup of peanut butter
1 cup of sugar or sugar subs

roll into balls and put in oven

makes 8 cookies with essentially the same ingredients. at 1/10 the cost

>> No.54230916

>>54230890
you will never be a woman

>> No.54230924

>>54230642
Why the fuck would I want to buy VT and baghold Europe and Japan which are collapsing before our eyes. Also there is no China or Russia in VT (HK doesn't count).

>> No.54230968

>>54230642
Even Bogle didn't want foreign stocks, you fucking dumbass. Don't (You) me faggot.

https://www.morningstar.com/articles/885739/why-jack-bogle-doesnt-own-non-us-stocks

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yeah budday back from waging time for funnyposting on /smg/ all night haha weeeee poopy poopy poo

>> No.54230976

>>54230488
>we must price the next generation out of a house, a wife, and a market crash when they're ready and willing to buy each one

>> No.54230985

>>54230970 (You)
Based.

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>>54230970
welcome back, king

>> No.54231012

>>54230368
It's actually an even more retarded idea considering that doing this constitutes counterfeiting, and is a great way to find out how your local FBI agents do business.

>> No.54231029
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what will a trump inditement do to the markets?

>> No.54231038

>>54231029
pump. Everything is bullish nowadays.

>> No.54231042
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Are we ever going to get a correction. I'm tired of bulls getting bailed out everyday. It's like they created a backstop for calls too.

>> No.54231062

>>54230465
Yeah man the min wage worker is going to remember 400 guys names

>> No.54231068
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54231068

Come on, guys, don't defraud the strippers.

>> No.54231071

>>54231029
Bad guys losing is bullish.

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>>54231042
Stop looking at equities, look at other things, like forex (you can slurp that dollar dip, maybe), bonds (you can short them for a couple of weeks starting now), commodities (Oats are going up).

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>>54230416
>you are risking substantial loses
Define "substantial". Besides, I haven't lost until I sell.
>knelt in defeat eventually
Haven't broken me.

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Good job guys you survived winter without an heroing yourself.

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Anyone remembers PIPP? This was supposed to be a sure thing kek

>> No.54231109

>>54231096
The sun just flew over my house.

>> No.54231114
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>>54231096
>winter is over
feels good man, how can I long the temperature?

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>>54231096
y-you too

>> No.54231122
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>>54231096
wagmi

>> No.54231123

>>54229972
this is how george floyd died

>> No.54231129

>>54231100
Too soon.

>> No.54231141

>>54231096
was i supposed to?

>> No.54231152

L
>>54231029
miga boomers are too selfish to pull out of markets. my bet is crab worst case.

>> No.54231162

>>54231096
First day of spring has me wanting to scream nigger though.

>> No.54231187

I gambled a portion of my severance pay on SCHW calls, someone tell me it'll go to 65 soon¡№№÷≈/±】【><_09877654321þÿɓĥĝfðßàqmñɓvçx¡@№€٪€٪^&*(】120

>> No.54231240
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54231240

>want to short something
>I accidentally long it instead
>again
I finally understand this picture

>> No.54231250
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54231250

Just gonna leave this here.

>> No.54231257
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54231257

>Futures

>> No.54231267
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>>54231096
Spring always makes me a bit sad, it's really weird

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>>54230968
>>54230924
Bogle also owned only 50% of bonds in his portfolio despite his own plan saying to have 89%. One size doesn't fit all he also understood there was a chance foreign markets could out compete which is why Vanguard offers VT and VXUS. And VXUS does contain your precious China if you are that desperate to hold it.

>>54231086
>Haven't broken me.
Yet.

Anyway I was answering a question not asking for a fight over whether or not you can beat a casino in the long term.

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>>54230788
>12 g of protein in a $2 bar
just eat real food instead

>> No.54231320
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54231320

ASMB stock ladies!

>> No.54231338
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>>54231320
Hes still here

>> No.54231377
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>>54231338
He'll also be here
Just like you

>> No.54231396

>>54231320
>>54231338
>>54231377
We are here forever. Especially the Gnus baggie

>> No.54231424

>>54231250
kek, that's pure evil

>> No.54231469
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Please stop posting this Br*zilian whore, nothing good comes out of that shithole except for /ourgirl/ (male) Sayuri Mattar

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>>54231377
Nah mate.
I just need to break even on my gas bags

>> No.54231486

>>54231424
...aaannnnnnddd that's why i only put gambling money into gambles. probably gonna lose a couple grand on this shit though. im not selling though, take it to 0 crash the banking system with it idgaf. spread that contagion!

>> No.54231503

>>54231469
>retard unironically fell for memes
>tries to larp as brasilBASEADO when he's just an amerimutt
lol

>> No.54231520

>CWSFF
>CIELO WASTE SOLUTIONS
>0.047

ITS OVER

>> No.54231557

>>54231187
It will go to 65 soon.
https://youtu.be/TyZSBqQ813c?t=94

>> No.54231562

>>54231486
Well good luck to you, just please don't create a baggie general. It's not good for your mental health I heard.

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>>54231520
It was over the moment Don departed. Still can't believe I lost money on this. Was up $1k then I double downed at the very top when it hit 1.5 CAD and held it until it lost 60% of its value.

>> No.54231617

Baking

>> No.54231649

>>54229523
Banks will inject the 30B into FRC at 8 to 10/share
You saw it here first

>> No.54231757

>>54229523
TEST TEST 1 2 3

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Is this the butt?

>> No.54231785

>>54231562
it's whatever. who knows, maybe i'll get lucky and they'll bail out FRC or something. why the fuck did they dump 30 billy into it if they're just gonna let it die? fuck me i guess, though.

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>>54229747

>> No.54231799
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54231799

>see advertising for invesco QQQ
>its the most normie advertising possible
>alright lets look at this ETF
>trash dividends
>high fees
>all the 5 percent plus allocated shares are in tech stocks with valuation problems that could fall back to reality within 5 years
>garbage below are a mix of stocks that could be strong divvies on their own or just overrated shit

yep ETFs and index funds are truly for the goys and bogle brainlets

>> No.54231863

>didnt sell my tech puts today
How boned am I?

>> No.54231897

>>54231757
MODS

>> No.54231921

BIG BLACK SWANS

>> No.54231926

Baking.

>> No.54231934

>>54231799
>high fees
Anon, its expense ratio is 0.20%. By no means is that "high fee".

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>>54231649
this anon holding his bags until 25/share

>> No.54231943

>>54231926
THANK YOU

>> No.54231951

Leveraged ETFs should only be buyed in a period of QE.

>> No.54231958

I no longer have an urge to even check my brokerage regularly. I just sell options and then fuck off for a month.

>> No.54231962

I swear to God I'll pistol whip the next guy that says "baking".

>> No.54231970

I like baking soda

>> No.54231992

>>54231970
For me it's baking powder

>> No.54232002

>>54230402
There's no alternative.

>> No.54232017

>>54231958
Theta gang represent

>> No.54232042
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kek SKYT baggies
>t. i slurped

>> No.54232083
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54232083

https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/11w1t8d/breaking_emergency_fed_chair_speech_before_fomc/
>Fuck your puts, fuck your calls, J-Pow's got you by the balls

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>>54232083
there will be bearish news but we'll pump anyway

>> No.54232118

banking

>> No.54232197
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54232197

The Jews use the QE and then a QT +higher interest rates combo to fuck everybody else and slurp cheapies, the patterns is so obvious that it hurts, every single time,.

But now I m a big boy who have money, Knowledge so WAGMI

>> No.54232222

>>54229699
>>54229657
>coward mods deleted these and it wasn't even nudity
Fug janneebs

>> No.54232252

>>54229523
Damn the IRS recruited Wheels and the Legman, it's over bro's

>> No.54232273

>>54231272
I don’t hold any foreign stocks. You were the one claiming VT is better for “diversification.” But it doesn’t even have any Chinese stocks.

>> No.54232296

>>54232197
This nigga named baron

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Bobos had a rough day. I'm sure they smelt blood in the morning when futures were red too.

>> No.54232316

>>54232222
Yeah I'll check those quads

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the fed:

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>>54232333
Great movie.

>> No.54232370

Jeff finally talks about new dollar swaps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zJEib9OFis

>> No.54232393

I'm going to /tv/ to shitpost and coom. You guys want anything?

>> No.54232403
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>>54232370
based Jeff

>> No.54232407

Hey niggers I m new here and I wanted to show you a stock that I think Is very good, tell me what you think

It s name is Spyrosoft and it s a Pooland business

>> No.54232410

>>54232393
bring back some pics of Sydney Sweeney please

>> No.54232435

Holy fuck could they make it any more difficult and stressful to get a mortgage to buy a house.

>> No.54232481

>>54232370
Based. This is the only place on biz this based kike gets mentioned. Smg really is built different.

>> No.54232486

>>54232435
Did you go through the penis inspection yet?

>> No.54232508

>>54232393
Anya from Witcher

>> No.54232520

>>54232486
yeah I am buying a house for 168k (mortgage loan costs included) that was appraised at 264k. Which was the same price it was appraised before Fed rape hikes because the market is irrational.

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>>54231951
is it not QE anon?

>> No.54232554

>>54231096
NOOOO I HAVENT SOLD MY BOIL BAGS PLEASE LET WINTER LINGER A LITTLE LONGER PLEASE I NEED THESE TO BE FILLED SO I CAN GET OUT

>> No.54232587

baking

>> No.54232597

cringe

>> No.54232619

>>54231958
Do you just sell them so far out of the money that it never gets exercised?

>> No.54232621
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>>54231799
>VT weighted based on market capt captures 98% of domestic and emerging markets
>0.07 expense
>9577 holdings

>VTI weighted based on market cap captures entire investable US Market
>0.03 expense
>3958 holdings

>VOO weighted based on the S&P 500
>0.03
>510 holdings

>VXUS Weighted based on market cap of 99% of companies outside the US
>0.07
>7923 holdings

QQQ is shit for a reason
>modified weighted based on the NASDAQ 100
>0.2 expense
>102 holdings
Of course Reddit would fall in love with that shit.


>>54232273
That's because China isn't offering the full exposure not because VT doesn't want it. There are Chinese holdings just not many.

>> No.54232625

>>54232545
Can be exit liquidity or due to a very important event (like CS and crypto banks), anyway, when shit hits the fan, always buy progressively and stay in the market no matter what.

>> No.54232657

>>54232625
could very well be, but in the meantime just trade it. The last Bear market rally had the Sh!t&Piss go up 50% before collapsing. And this time they're priming the QE pump (see bitcorn & gold signaling good liquidity).

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So another day. Another holding shakeup. Sold PARAA, SWPPX, and WBD. Why?. Profit and in the case of SWPPX not really needed due to duplication uh of my 401k in a nutshell. Why reinvent the wheel? Sides my 401k is substantially fatter and growing more by the month. But the divvy didn't go down any, far from it in fact (PARAA and SWPPX paid divvies). I made up that loss by bagging more VZ. Put WBD on my watch list; I'll bag again next month. What? Hey I like H.P,etc and the assets they got. PARRA, uh even with the divvy, the last film that they did I liked was Top Gun Maverick. They've fucked Startrek so fuck them.

>> No.54232664

The new Hyundai Sonata looks pretty darn slick.
Still driving my 2005 shitbox though.

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>>54232664
>buying a new car before the recession

>> No.54232697

>>54229523
Yahoo finance>Reddit

>> No.54232719

>>54232545
Based feds pumping their balance sheet

>> No.54232728

>>54232619
No I get assigned sometimes. I just don't check much anymore.

>> No.54232739

>>54231937
that looks like me, bought FRC today for close to $17.

>> No.54232776

I lost a chunk of money today and now I dont feel like buying fancy leather boots. I only spend money when I make gains in the stock market so I need this schizo market to just pick a direction and give me a clear sign of what to do.

>> No.54232790

>>54232776
Why are you even playing before FOMC? It's not going to choose a direction yet.

>> No.54232802

>>54232657
I am actually trying to find good stocks to stick with.

No debt and high cash flow so they can buy competitors in crisis times but also so they don t feel affected and at a fair price.

>T value faggot investor.

>> No.54232808

>>54230769
"rigging" implies that there is some in manipulated, genuine version of events. the very concept of economics is fake and gay to its very core, there is no "unrigged" version

>> No.54232815

>>54232790
I havent. I tried a day trade today and now Im cash waiting until wednesday.

>> No.54232827

>>54231937
this anon was already buying above 30/share so you got a better chance of getting out at least even

>>54221534
>I should just eat the loss and sell. I really should. But fuck it, I'm going down with the ship. See my fellow FRC baggies @5 dollars a share
>>54221889
>33.88. I was up 8k from my initial 15k and I sold. Then I bought back in because I let /smg/ talk me into FRC 50.

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>>54229975

>> No.54232830

>>54232697
Yahoo finance sucks. Their website has trouble dealing with most basic financial indicators. Check COIN. Yahoo shows it as profitable despite them not making any money in the last year.

>> No.54232842

>>54232802
Only stock I bought and held from last year is PCG

Nice boring utility that everyone doesn't want to touch because of "muh california utility"

>> No.54232892

You're here foerever:
>>54232871
>>54232871
>>54232871

>> No.54232925

NEW
>>>/lgbt/30151763
>>>/lgbt/30151763
>>>/lgbt/30151763
>>>/lgbt/30151763

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>>54232925

>> No.54232993

>>54232829
She's a goblina. Who cares.

>> No.54233031

>>54232697
MSN Money>Yahoo Finance

>> No.54233295

>>54232829
I'm black, faggot.

>> No.54235146

>>54233031
where is the convo section?

>> No.54235304

>>54235146
You're in it. They have the Sydney bot too.

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>>54235146